1. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
2. - Hi. May I speak with Joe Marti, please?
- Speaking.Copy !req
3. - Glad I caught you.
- Is this a sales call?Copy !req
4. I wanted to let you know that a
representative from Americatech Windows...Copy !req
5. - I'm not interested.
- There's no obligation to buy.Copy !req
6. - Look, I said no.
- We're offering interest-free...Copy !req
7. Hey. Goodbye, asshole.Copy !req
8. Fuckl He's got a gunlCopy !req
9. Get down!Copy !req
10. Hey, remember me?Copy !req
11. Daniel, what the hell... Oh, my God.Copy !req
12. - Please. No. Please.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
13. Hello?Copy !req
14. - This is OK?
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. - You sure you're comfortable?
- Aren't you?Copy !req
16. - Do you wanna get on top?
- I don't have to. You want me to?Copy !req
17. If you want to. But I'm fine like this.Copy !req
18. Maya's right there.Copy !req
19. - She's not looking.
- I know, but...Copy !req
20. - Hi, this is Lisa.
- And Nate.Copy !req
21. And Maya. Come on, sweetie.Copy !req
22. And we're the Fisher family.
Leave a message.Copy !req
23. Hi, Lisa, it's Carol.
Please pick up if you're there.Copy !req
24. I don' t know where else you could be.
Both your cars are in my driveway.Copy !req
25. Listen, I need muffins.Copy !req
26. Corn muffins. I have an intense craving
for miniature corn muffins.Copy !req
27. Please! This is my one hour a day to eat carbs.Copy !req
28. Shut up!Copy !req
29. - Stop ignoring me.
- Don't make her the muffins.Copy !req
30. - Don't make her the muffins.
- Hello?Copy !req
31. That's great.Copy !req
32. David.Copy !req
33. David. It's a little early.Copy !req
34. Sorry. I wanna make sure I get it right.
Some of the guys in this chorus are so good.Copy !req
35. - One of them recorded with Chanticleer.
- You sound great.Copy !req
36. - I even dreamed about singing last night.
- You weren't just dreaming.Copy !req
37. - Oh, God. Punch me next time.
- I did.Copy !req
38. - What happened to your uniform?
- I tore it getting a Frisbee out of a tree.Copy !req
39. - Why were you...
- That's what security guards do.Copy !req
40. We help people.Copy !req
41. - I'm leaving.
- Would you like beef blast pizza rolls?Copy !req
42. - I doubt it.
- Me neither.Copy !req
43. But with a double coupon it's practically free.Copy !req
44. Maybe the boys will like them.Copy !req
45. - I may not be home tonight.
- Take a sweater.Copy !req
46. You've reached the Fisher family.
Leave a message.Copy !req
47. Ruth, are you there?Copy !req
48. It's Sarah. I'm just checking up on you.Copy !req
49. I know what a drag it is to be out of work.Copy !req
50. I thought you might
wanna come up to Topanga for the day.Copy !req
51. I could make some of Aunt May's
German potato salad. I know you liked that.Copy !req
52. Call me. Bye.Copy !req
53. You liked her potato salad. I hated it.Copy !req
54. Just... It just never occurs to you...Copy !req
55. that a madman will walk
into your husband's officeCopy !req
56. and suddenly, he's gone.Copy !req
57. No, of course not.Copy !req
58. And then there's telling the children.Copy !req
59. We have two girls.Copy !req
60. 12 and 16.Copy !req
61. What shall I say to them,
to make them feel better?Copy !req
62. What?Copy !req
63. Well, you could...Copy !req
64. - Hello.
- Glad you could make it.Copy !req
65. - Nate, this is Dorothy Milne.
- Nate Fisher.Copy !req
66. That's my partner.Copy !req
67. I'm very sorry about your husband.Copy !req
68. I know those are just words.Copy !req
69. But we'll work together with you
to give him a fitting tribute.Copy !req
70. Thank you.Copy !req
71. Everything's already been taken care of.Copy !req
72. - We're done.
- OK.Copy !req
73. Let me walk you to your car.Copy !req
74. I didn't even go to my prom.
If somebody asked me, I'd have freaked out.Copy !req
75. I took Nancy Pollard.
She smelled like fried chicken.Copy !req
76. - Why?
- I don't know. She just did.Copy !req
77. I got a bottle of champagne
with my friend ParkerCopy !req
78. and we climbed the fence to school
and just sat in the quadCopy !req
79. and got drunk
and said good-fucking-bye to high school.Copy !req
80. - Nice.
- Then we both started crying.Copy !req
81. Why?Copy !req
82. I don't know.Copy !req
83. I guess we were saying goodbye
to our childhood or whatever.Copy !req
84. It just seemed sad.Copy !req
85. - Yeah.
- I hated fucking high school.Copy !req
86. But still, it was my life and it was all I knew.Copy !req
87. It was just over.Copy !req
88. - God, could I be any more pathetic?
- You're not pathetic.Copy !req
89. - You're just sensitive.
- I know. I'm too sensitive.Copy !req
90. No. You're perfect.Copy !req
91. What time do you have to get up?Copy !req
92. I'm gonna have to get up in three hours.
I haven't done the assignment yet.Copy !req
93. - You keep distracting me.
- I do?Copy !req
94. Yeah, my hands are
magnetically drawn to your dick.Copy !req
95. What is the assignment?Copy !req
96. I have to read and critique
some theoretical conceptual bullshit.Copy !req
97. They make you take all the boring classes
before they let you do anything cool with clay.Copy !req
98. I know exactly how you feel.Copy !req
99. - No, you don't.
- That's why I dropped out of music school.Copy !req
100. All I wanted to do was write great music.Copy !req
101. But they had me studying all this shit
that had nothing to do with anything.Copy !req
102. They try to programme your mind
so you're exactly like everyone else.Copy !req
103. Don't let them do that to you.
You're too talented.Copy !req
104. - You think so?
- What?Copy !req
105. You think I like you just cos
you have the softest skin I've ever felt?Copy !req
106. I don't know.Copy !req
107. You're amazing, Claire.Copy !req
108. - Hello, beautiful ladies.
- Good morning.Copy !req
109. Thank you for letting me sleep in.Copy !req
110. - Does your brother like eggplant?
- I don't know.Copy !req
111. I guess.Copy !req
112. I figured we could grill some salmon tonight.
I just don't know what else.Copy !req
113. - Is that tonight?
- Yes.Copy !req
114. - Can we cancel?
- It was your idea.Copy !req
115. I know. Sounded good at the time, but...Copy !req
116. I see David at work every day. It's not like
I'm dying to spend quality time with Keith.Copy !req
117. You wanted David to see Maya.Copy !req
118. OK, you're right. We'll do it.Copy !req
119. Your Uncle David's coming over.
Won't that be fun?Copy !req
120. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
121. Try it once more. Please.Copy !req
122. Try it once more.Copy !req
123. Great. Thank you.Copy !req
124. - Lisa, you're being careful?
- I'm being very delicate.Copy !req
125. Hey, Maya.Copy !req
126. - I think you're going too deep.
- Nate, you worry too much.Copy !req
127. Just because you deal with people dying.Copy !req
128. Sometimes after you clean her ears
she doesn't respond as quickly.Copy !req
129. - You think I've injured her?
- No.Copy !req
130. Maybe there's some ringing in her ears
after you've cleaned them.Copy !req
131. Nate, I know whether my child can hear or not,
and she can hear.Copy !req
132. - She's been tested and she can hear.
- Right.Copy !req
133. - Your child?
- I didn't mean...Copy !req
134. I'm just the father,
but I'm every bit as committed.Copy !req
135. - Nate.
- I'm just trying to help.Copy !req
136. I need to work.Copy !req
137. You've reached the Fisher family.
Please leave a message.Copy !req
138. Ruth, it's Sarah.Copy !req
139. I am disappointed you didn't call back.Copy !req
140. I'll be honest. I was trying
to trick you into coming out here.Copy !req
141. I need you.Copy !req
142. I hurt my back and I'm all alone...Copy !req
143. - What did you do?
- I fell off a ladder.Copy !req
144. - Have you seen a doctor?
- He told me to stay in bed.Copy !req
145. He gave me a prescription for Vicodin.Copy !req
146. What do you need me to do?Copy !req
147. Pick it up for me.Copy !req
148. Give me the address of the pharmacy.Copy !req
149. Oh, Ruth. I knew I could count on you.Copy !req
150. - Are you doing this with me?
- Yes.Copy !req
151. I can do it myself, David.Copy !req
152. I'm sure that's true, but Nate and I
find it's helpful to have two people.Copy !req
153. Why? So one of you can sleep late?Copy !req
154. And of course we'll place
an obituary notice in the paper.Copy !req
155. No.Copy !req
156. We'd like to keep this private
and as simple as possible.Copy !req
157. You see this kind of thing on TVCopy !req
158. and you think,
"Oh, my God, those poor people."Copy !req
159. But now it's happening to us
and we have to see it...Copy !req
160. every time we turn on.Copy !req
161. Thank you.Copy !req
162. We knew that Daniel was a troubled boyCopy !req
163. but we really thought he was getting better.Copy !req
164. Your son isn't the one who did the shooting?Copy !req
165. - Yes.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
166. - We can't possibly...
- Imagine what you must be going through.Copy !req
167. But you can rest assured
we will do everything we canCopy !req
168. to help you through this dark time.Copy !req
169. Thank you.Copy !req
170. Fisher and Sons has never turned down
a funeral and neither will Fisher and Diaz.Copy !req
171. That's great. When Dorothy Milne
is crying over her husband's casket,Copy !req
172. I'll tell her you're next door arranging flowers
round the man who killed him.Copy !req
173. The services will be on different days.
There will be no conflict.Copy !req
174. Come on. I know you like to make a buck
but isn't this going a little far?Copy !req
175. That's got nothing to do with it.Copy !req
176. The funeral is for the living, not the deceased.Copy !req
177. Really? Yeah, I read the same book as you.Copy !req
178. Do you think Mr and Mrs Showalter
are in any less pain than Dorothy Milne?Copy !req
179. Maybe I don't give a shit.Copy !req
180. If they'd raised their kid better
he may not have killed those people.Copy !req
181. - Rico, you can't blame them.
- Yes, I can blame them, and I do.Copy !req
182. Whether you like it or not, this is your job.
You have to put your feelings aside.Copy !req
183. - I need you to pick up his body.
- Fuck you. You pick it up.Copy !req
184. I got nothing to do with this.Copy !req
185. Hello, I'm Ruth, Sarah's sister.Copy !req
186. If you got here five minutes ago
you could have cleaned up her puke.Copy !req
187. I'm Bettina. Come on in.Copy !req
188. Sarah, your sister's here.Copy !req
189. - Ruth.
- My goodness, you look awful.Copy !req
190. Bettina, can we have a moment alone?Copy !req
191. - Why?
- She's my sister and we need to talk.Copy !req
192. What's in the bag?Copy !req
193. - It's just...
- Some things I asked her to bring for me.Copy !req
194. Lip balm, hair clips, strawberries.Copy !req
195. - No...
- Fork it over.Copy !req
196. Help me, I'm being held hostage...Copy !req
197. Shut your mouth or I'll goddamn tape it shut!Copy !req
198. - Goodness, what's going on?
- Ruth, please!Copy !req
199. Do I have to carry you back to bed
or are you gonna walk by yourself?Copy !req
200. Bitch.Copy !req
201. - Give me the bag.
- It's her Vicodin. She has a prescription.Copy !req
202. Of course. She has Vicodin prescriptions
in half the pharmacies in LA.Copy !req
203. Your sister's into her second day of withdrawal.Copy !req
204. She begged me to make sure
she got through it. No matter what.Copy !req
205. Fuck that. I was high.Copy !req
206. I'm sorry, Keith,
I'm having problems at the morgue.Copy !req
207. - Why didn't you call before?
- I didn't know it'd take so long.Copy !req
208. - I'm sorry.
- Fine. Whatever.Copy !req
209. I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
210. He can't make it.
I'm sorry for wasting your time.Copy !req
211. You don't need to leave. You and I can talk.Copy !req
212. - We can do that?
- Sure. Why not?Copy !req
213. Tell me about that phone call.
How did it make you feel?Copy !req
214. Pissed off. But I'm working
on my anger management technique.Copy !req
215. - I'm taking a lot of deep breaths.
- That's good.Copy !req
216. Have you been feeling a lot of anger
toward David?Copy !req
217. I've been giving myself so many damn
time-outs, I haven't been feeling anything.Copy !req
218. Maybe this is a good time
to let some of that anger out.Copy !req
219. I'm fine.Copy !req
220. Pretend David's sitting there next to you.
What do you wanna say to him?Copy !req
221. Anything that comes to mind.Copy !req
222. Relax. Stop trying so hard.
You're making me nervous.Copy !req
223. What other things would you like to tell him
that you don't like about him?Copy !req
224. I hate your stupid little buckwheat pillow.Copy !req
225. And I hate your nose spray.Copy !req
226. I hate the way you eat. You put your fork down
after every bite like you're some prince.Copy !req
227. I hate the way you want to sleep
with your head on my shoulder.Copy !req
228. Your head is heavy.Copy !req
229. I hate the way you make me feel like my father
by letting me walk all over you.Copy !req
230. What?Copy !req
231. I always thought by being gay
I'd avoid fucking my motherCopy !req
232. but I guess that's not the case.Copy !req
233. Have you thought
about seeing a therapist on your own?Copy !req
234. - This is great.
- It's my polenta. You like it?Copy !req
235. - It's delicious.
- Thank you.Copy !req
236. - Hello.
- Hi. It's Carol.Copy !req
237. - Hello.
- Lisa.Copy !req
238. I'm at Mark and Pam's place in the mountains.
Their cook knows nothing.Copy !req
239. - Walk them through your basil vinaigrette.
- Right now?Copy !req
240. Yes. The salad's waiting.Copy !req
241. - What?
- I gotta deal with this.Copy !req
242. - Go ahead. I'll start the grill.
- I still have laundry to do.Copy !req
243. I'll do it. Go.Copy !req
244. - Lisa?
- Hey, Lise.Copy !req
245. - Lisal
- I'm sorry about this morning.Copy !req
246. - Me too.
- Are you still there?Copy !req
247. I worry about Maya.
I get scared something will go wrong.Copy !req
248. - Nothing's gonna go wrong.
- Salad dressing.Copy !req
249. I know. Maya has the best mom in the world.Copy !req
250. Hello?Copy !req
251. I need dressing.Copy !req
252. I mean, Gabe was definitely exciting.Copy !req
253. In kind of a sick way. But I think Phil's
the only guy who's ever really understood me.Copy !req
254. That's cool. Not even my imaginary friends
understand me.Copy !req
255. Maybe they do, they just don't like me.Copy !req
256. - You need better imaginary friends.
- They're the best I can do.Copy !req
257. So what do you really like about this guy?Copy !req
258. I don't know. He's sweet.Copy !req
259. - He's hot.
- Nice.Copy !req
260. - He's got his own band.
- It's Keanu Reeves.Copy !req
261. Exactly.Copy !req
262. You know what... Come on, Claire,
those are superficial things.Copy !req
263. And you seem anything but superficial.
What do you really like about him?Copy !req
264. Well, I like the way he treats me.Copy !req
265. You know, he makes me feel good.Copy !req
266. Like I'm kind of OK.Copy !req
267. Like I'm smart and talented and pretty.Copy !req
268. Uh-oh. I'm totally embarrassed now.Copy !req
269. No. Women tell me
this kind of thing all the time.Copy !req
270. I'm the guy who listens.Copy !req
271. Yeah, you do listen.Copy !req
272. That's really nice about you.Copy !req
273. - I really like talking to you.
- I like listening to you.Copy !req
274. I hope it could go both ways. If you're dating
anyone, you can totally talk to me.Copy !req
275. Thanks, but no, I'm not dating. No dating.Copy !req
276. I think I'm kind of allergic.Copy !req
277. I start itching
and I swell up and bleed profusely.Copy !req
278. No, it sounds really nice
having somebody in your lifeCopy !req
279. that makes you hate yourself less.Copy !req
280. - I could use that.
- Come on. I mean, you're great.Copy !req
281. - I wasn't fishing.
- I'm serious, Russell. I think you're great.Copy !req
282. Tell me that when it's two in the morning
and I'm laying in bedCopy !req
283. and I'm eating my fourth bowl of cerealCopy !req
284. and I'm beating myself up for some stupid thing
I said in eighth grade.Copy !req
285. - What kind of cereal?
- Captain Crunch.Copy !req
286. My God. I think we're twins.Copy !req
287. This whole "Oops, I'm pregnant" thing
still sounds kind of suspicious to me.Copy !req
288. I'm just surprised he married her.Copy !req
289. If Nate's happy, that's all I care about.Copy !req
290. You're still mad at me?
I'm really sorry I missed therapy.Copy !req
291. No. I was happy you weren't there.
Frank was too.Copy !req
292. Frank loves me.Copy !req
293. Yeah, but he thinks
you got a lot of work to do on yourself.Copy !req
294. That's so not true.
Maybe it's true but he'd never say that.Copy !req
295. Did you talk about me the whole time?Copy !req
296. After we decided you were
a hopeless passive-aggressive guilt spongeCopy !req
297. and we decided to move on
to more important things.Copy !req
298. God, I'm never gonna miss therapy again.Copy !req
299. I bet you won't, bitch.Copy !req
300. Well, hello.Copy !req
301. - Hey, Nate.
- Hey, Dave. How are you?Copy !req
302. - Hey, guys.
- Keith, good to see you.Copy !req
303. I used to burn the fuck out of everything
until I discovered the miracle of low, even heat.Copy !req
304. The secret is mesquite wood chips.
Do you use mesquite?Copy !req
305. That's just a gimmick. It's the marinade
that makes all the difference.Copy !req
306. - I just like wearing the apron.
- Nate.Copy !req
307. Where did you put her blue blankie?
She can't sleep without it.Copy !req
308. - I didn't put it anywhere.
- I couldn't find it.Copy !req
309. - Did you give her Mr Fat Fanny?
- He's in her sweet little hands.Copy !req
310. All right.Copy !req
311. I think we're ready.Copy !req
312. Good. Let me go wash up.
Where's your little boys' room?Copy !req
313. The bathroom is in the back
behind the kitchen.Copy !req
314. Don't flush the toilet.
We don't wanna wake Maya.Copy !req
315. So how's the choir going?Copy !req
316. Well, it's not a choir, it's a chorus,
but it's going well.Copy !req
317. Great. Can't wait to hear you.Copy !req
318. - No eggplant for me.
- I'll take his.Copy !req
319. - Want mozzarella?
- Yes.Copy !req
320. - Great.
- I'll go.Copy !req
321. - What did I miss?
- You woke the baby.Copy !req
322. - It wasn't asleep.
- Yes, it was.Copy !req
323. It wasn't. It looked at me when I went in.Copy !req
324. - I told him not to flush.
- David said he had that irritable bowel thing.Copy !req
325. - Why did you tell him that?
- It just came up.Copy !req
326. Please, don't discuss my private stuff.Copy !req
327. - I'm sorry.
- We'll never get her back to sleep.Copy !req
328. - By the way, I only peed.
- You shouldn't have flushed.Copy !req
329. - It wasn't asleep.
- Maya, row the boat ashoreCopy !req
330. HallelujahCopy !req
331. Maya, row the boat ashoreCopy !req
332. HallelujahCopy !req
333. My brothers and sisters are all aboardCopy !req
334. That song has never
sounded so creepy before.Copy !req
335. - My brothers and sisters are all aboard
- I know.Copy !req
336. - Hallelujah
- My goodness.Copy !req
337. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
338. - What's he doing here?
- Wasn't my idea.Copy !req
339. Look at you in your fancy fucking suit.Copy !req
340. - I knew I never should have hired you.
- You shouldn't have fired me.Copy !req
341. - You were a fuck-up.
- Jesus.Copy !req
342. Could you have made the hole a little bigger?Copy !req
343. Why can't you guys
shoot yourselves in the heart?Copy !req
344. Maybe I was trying to make a statement.Copy !req
345. Besides, it's really not my problem.Copy !req
346. Oh, yeah. Nothing's your problem.Copy !req
347. - Blow me, dead man.
- He had a wife and kids, asshole.Copy !req
348. - Lucky him. I didn't have shit.
- Whose fault is that?Copy !req
349. You couldn't show up to work on time.Copy !req
350. Maybe if you hadn't been such a prick.Copy !req
351. It's because of people like you
that I had to do this.Copy !req
352. What are you saying? This is my fault?Copy !req
353. I'm just saying a guy can only take so much
before he snaps.Copy !req
354. Hey. We all have to deal
with a lot of shit, all right?Copy !req
355. But when I snap I throw something
or punch a wall.Copy !req
356. I don't pick up a shotgun
and start killing people.Copy !req
357. Yeah. So far.Copy !req
358. God, it feels so good to sit here
and do absolutely nothing.Copy !req
359. We relax all the time. We have to.Copy !req
360. How do you like your new job, Keith?Copy !req
361. Well, it pretty much sucks.Copy !req
362. It's temporary. We're both going through
a lot of changes right now.Copy !req
363. - All good, though.
- How's the therapy going?Copy !req
364. Good. We're not fighting so much.Copy !req
365. We never really fought that much
but we're getting along much better.Copy !req
366. - Nate and I never fight.
- Never?Copy !req
367. - No.
- You two have never had a fight?Copy !req
368. - Not really.
- I don't know how you do it.Copy !req
369. We've known each other for so long,
I guess we just understand each other.Copy !req
370. Even so, I would think having a baby
adds so much stress.Copy !req
371. No, having a baby
helps put everything in perspective.Copy !req
372. - You'll see when you have kids.
- If we have kids.Copy !req
373. Knock, knock. Look, a party.Copy !req
374. Hello, I'm Carol, Lisa's boss.Copy !req
375. - Keith.
- I'm David Fisher.Copy !req
376. - This is my house.
- You're back early.Copy !req
377. There's nothing to do in the mountains.Copy !req
378. I mean, fresh air's such a big deal.Copy !req
379. - At least no one parks in my driveway there.
- Should we move?Copy !req
380. Lisa, I would love some cinnamon toast
and a cup of tea.Copy !req
381. - Could you wait just a little bit?
- You would not believe the day I've had.Copy !req
382. - Who is my most bitter enemy in the world?
- Should we go?Copy !req
383. - We're having a little get-together.
- Melissa Gilbert.Copy !req
384. And who opens the door at Mark and Pam's
house? That's right. Melissa Gilbert.Copy !req
385. It was like staring at evil itself.Copy !req
386. - Carol, you're not listening to me.
- I heard you. You're having a party.Copy !req
387. They've had you all day. I need you right now.Copy !req
388. Bring my toast up to my bath
and I'll tell you how I made Melissa cry.Copy !req
389. Go ahead, we're fine.Copy !req
390. Can you believe Lisa? Her self-perception
is so far removed from reality.Copy !req
391. Keith, what were you talking about in there?Copy !req
392. - If we have kids?
- Just what I said.Copy !req
393. If we have kids.Copy !req
394. We decided a long time ago
that we'd have kids. When did this change?Copy !req
395. Who are you kidding? We're in therapy
to see if we can exist as a couple.Copy !req
396. - Everything about us is if.
- That shouldn't change our goals.Copy !req
397. I'm just being realistic.Copy !req
398. I don't wanna put myself in a situation
where I end up turning into my father.Copy !req
399. I guess I'm a little more optimistic
about our future than you are.Copy !req
400. Get real. You and I are living day to day
and you know it.Copy !req
401. God, I'm freezing.Copy !req
402. God, this sucks. I'm dying.Copy !req
403. - It'll pass.
- Give me a Klonopin.Copy !req
404. You wanted to do this natural.
I already gave you the valerian root.Copy !req
405. - They're not doing shit to me.
- She's impossible.Copy !req
406. - Now get me an Ambien.
- Sarah, really.Copy !req
407. - It'll put her to sleep.
- Anything to shut her up.Copy !req
408. - I'm burning up.
- A moment ago you were freezing.Copy !req
409. Now I'm burning up.Copy !req
410. - Now what?
- Diarrhoea.Copy !req
411. This is what playing with drugs will get you.
It's not pretty, is it?Copy !req
412. - Is Carol all tucked in?
- After eight slices of toast and a Popsicle.Copy !req
413. - It was nice seeing David and Keith tonight.
- Yeah.Copy !req
414. - I feel so sorry for them.
- How come?Copy !req
415. They've been together such a short time
and already they need counselling.Copy !req
416. - They're just...
- Why do they stay together?Copy !req
417. - It's not like they have a kid.
- I don't know.Copy !req
418. Maybe they love each other.Copy !req
419. What?Copy !req
420. - What detergent did you use?
- I don't know. Whatever was there.Copy !req
421. - It smells like Tide.
- So I guess I used the Tide.Copy !req
422. You have to use the Dreft.
Maya gets a rash from anything else.Copy !req
423. - But these aren't Maya's clothes.
- But I hold Maya all day long.Copy !req
424. Why do we have Tide? Sorry
I wasn't following you around taking notes.Copy !req
425. Don't get mad.
I thought you knew to use Dreft.Copy !req
426. Obviously I didn't. Now I do. Are we OK here?Copy !req
427. Yeah, we're OK. I just have to wash it again.Copy !req
428. No, you don't. Here.Copy !req
429. Put those down. Here. I'll do it.Copy !req
430. Thank you.Copy !req
431. Good afternoon.Copy !req
432. - Is he...
- He's right in there.Copy !req
433. Mr and Mrs Showalter,
I will be here the entire time.Copy !req
434. Please let me know
if there's anything at all I can do for you.Copy !req
435. Is that another son?Copy !req
436. - I hope you frisked him.
- Please try to show a little sensitivity.Copy !req
437. Hey, I did my job. I cleaned him up all nice.Copy !req
438. Sure, I was tempted to maybe leave
a hand or a foot unembalmed,Copy !req
439. so he could stink like he should, but no.Copy !req
440. - I'm a professional.
- Then act like one.Copy !req
441. These people loved this man.Copy !req
442. They didn't know him as a murderer,
they knew him as their son, their brother.Copy !req
443. These people were responsible for him.
They should have known...Copy !req
444. Jesus Christ, Federico. I'm getting sick
of all this moral superiority.Copy !req
445. - Everything is so black and white for you.
- You know what? I just...Copy !req
446. You can't ever really know a person. If you
think you can, you're living in a dream world.Copy !req
447. I made egg salad.Copy !req
448. Jolts of electricity are shooting
through my body.Copy !req
449. They're tearing me apart.Copy !req
450. Then Bettina and I will eat.Copy !req
451. Maybe I'll have a little.Copy !req
452. So how long have you
been taking the Vicodin?Copy !req
453. I don't know.Copy !req
454. On and off for years.Copy !req
455. Why?Copy !req
456. Because somewhere along the line
I started to realise...Copy !req
457. I was no longer the youngest
or prettiest girl in the room.Copy !req
458. For a while I satisfied myselfCopy !req
459. with being the most intriguing.Copy !req
460. But eventually
I just became the one in paisley.Copy !req
461. It's too fucking depressing.Copy !req
462. Sorry, but you know
you're much more than that.Copy !req
463. Yeah. You're a drug addict.Copy !req
464. - I need to spice this up a little.
- Tell me what you want.Copy !req
465. - No...
- Sit down.Copy !req
466. - I need spices.
- Where is it?Copy !req
467. - In the kitchen.
- Where is the Vicodin?Copy !req
468. - I don't know what...
- We found your stash in the laundry room.Copy !req
469. - Where else? The spice rack?
- You're being ridiculous.Copy !req
470. - Let me go.
- Where's the Vicodin?Copy !req
471. - You're hurting me.
- Where? Where?Copy !req
472. Where?Copy !req
473. In the coriander jar, you pig-fucker.Copy !req
474. Your lies aren't helping, dear.Copy !req
475. Here. Ruth and I are gonna go outside
and get some air.Copy !req
476. - What are you doing?
- You don't think I'm just gonna leave you?Copy !req
477. You can't tie me up.Copy !req
478. It's for your own good.Copy !req
479. Do you want me to break this arm?
Because I will.Copy !req
480. Yeah. That should hold.Copy !req
481. I hope the coyotes eat you!Copy !req
482. So do I!Copy !req
483. I don't know how you remain so calm.Copy !req
484. I took a Vicodin.Copy !req
485. - Not really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
486. I figured if there was ever a time...Copy !req
487. - You want one?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
488. I'll kill you both, I swear I will!Copy !req
489. Well, maybe half.Copy !req
490. Help!Copy !req
491. - I think there's some meatloaf in here.
- OK.Copy !req
492. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
493. You're Phil, right, the crematory guy?Copy !req
494. Yeah. Hey, Nate.Copy !req
495. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
496. Mom called. She's spending another night
at Aunt Sarah's.Copy !req
497. Cool.Copy !req
498. - We're gonna stay here, then.
- Sure.Copy !req
499. Also there's a couple of death certificates
you could pick up tomorrow.Copy !req
500. Where?Copy !req
501. One's in a nursing home and the other,
I think, is also in a nursing home.Copy !req
502. I hate those places.
So many old people that wanna touch my hair.Copy !req
503. - Sometimes animals are that way.
- He gets on better with people.Copy !req
504. OK. And he likes people. And they like him.Copy !req
505. So he said, "Don't worry, Mum,
I'm gonna be just fine. "Copy !req
506. Hey, Lise.Copy !req
507. No, I'll probably just grab a sandwich here.Copy !req
508. I'll probably leave in about an hour.
I've still got a bunch of shit to do.Copy !req
509. I love you too. Give Maya a kiss from me. Bye.Copy !req
510. We're considering getting him a girlfriend.Copy !req
511. He's had a number of girlfriends.Copy !req
512. - Nate's the one who just got married?
- Yeah.Copy !req
513. You like his wife?Copy !req
514. I don't really know her that well, but I like her.Copy !req
515. You should have met his last girlfriend.Copy !req
516. She was Charlotte Light And Dark.Copy !req
517. Not for real? The barking girl?Copy !req
518. - For real.
- Wow.Copy !req
519. - You want another?
- No. I'm good.Copy !req
520. So, we should do something.Copy !req
521. Like next Friday or Saturday.Copy !req
522. Do you have a really busy week?Copy !req
523. I don't know.Copy !req
524. Because when you say
next Friday or Saturday,Copy !req
525. that kind of sounds
like not until next Friday or Saturday.Copy !req
526. Have you been thinking the two of us are...
well, you know, exclusive?Copy !req
527. Cos I never really meant
to give that impression.Copy !req
528. - What do you mean?
- Well...Copy !req
529. That sometimes I see other women.Copy !req
530. And by "see" you mean fuck?Copy !req
531. However you wanna put it.Copy !req
532. Yeah, I mean I figured.Copy !req
533. Until you really get to know someone,
it seems the way to go.Copy !req
534. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
535. You see other guys, don't you?
You're always talking about Russell.Copy !req
536. Russell's gay.Copy !req
537. But I guess if I was to meet someone...Copy !req
538. Not that I'm looking to fuck around, but...Copy !req
539. I guess if I liked someone, whatever.Copy !req
540. Cool.Copy !req
541. Are you mad?Copy !req
542. Do you want me to go?Copy !req
543. No.Copy !req
544. Do you wanna go up to your room?Copy !req
545. Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
546. Back in Texas,
we call ice cream frozen cow juice.Copy !req
547. Excuse me for a second.Copy !req
548. - Thank you.
- No, no. Thank you.Copy !req
549. Baby, I'm warning you. I'm in a bad mood.
I had a very bad day.Copy !req
550. I found out one of my favourite doctors
was arrested for selling steroids.Copy !req
551. Now there's a rumour
that AmeriMed's gonna close the hospital.Copy !req
552. - That's great.
- There's KFC in the microwave.Copy !req
553. Sorry, I just had to get you out
from under my feet for a while.Copy !req
554. but I brought my karate gear.Copy !req
555. Julio, could you please
turn that damn thing down?Copy !req
556. Andy won't beat me this time
because I've got the elements on my side.Copy !req
557. Elements of surprise.Copy !req
558. - Andy.
- I'm sandy, all right.Copy !req
559. I'm very sandy.Copy !req
560. I may be down but I'm not out.Copy !req
561. Way to go. It took us three days
to make that potato salad.Copy !req
562. There we go.Copy !req
563. - Are you going to the store tomorrow?
- I wasn't planning to.Copy !req
564. - What do you need?
- Baby wipes.Copy !req
565. And baby food, but you have to go
to Whole Foods for that.Copy !req
566. But at Rite Aid you can get her
a new sippy cup and nail clippers.Copy !req
567. You get them in the baby section.
The others are too big.Copy !req
568. Toilet paper,
light bulbs, the energy-efficient ones,Copy !req
569. and facial scrub for me,
you know, the peach kind.Copy !req
570. - You're gonna have to write everything down.
- It's on the refrigerator.Copy !req
571. All right.
I'll try to do it on my way home from work.Copy !req
572. You're going to try or you'll do it?Copy !req
573. - Because if you can't, then I'll do it.
- I'll do it.Copy !req
574. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
575. I had to make carrot soup
for Carol's stylist todayCopy !req
576. and drive it out to her in Culver City.Copy !req
577. She's been sent to earth
with the sole purpose of torturing you.Copy !req
578. - It's true.
- I don't work for her and she drives me crazy.Copy !req
579. She wants me to make her rice pudding.Copy !req
580. I'll use whole milk. Gives her diarrhoea.Copy !req
581. We could call all our friends
and have them park in her driveway.Copy !req
582. We could take pictures of her swimming naked
and post them on the internet.Copy !req
583. God, I saw her once. She has the biggest bush
I have ever seen in my life.Copy !req
584. She really does.Copy !req
585. If I told you something,
would you promise not to laugh?Copy !req
586. No.Copy !req
587. This is the first time I have ever been
in a hammock. They always scared me.Copy !req
588. I always saw them in cartoons.Copy !req
589. People would get in them
and they'd spin around so fastCopy !req
590. and the people would go flying.Copy !req
591. Don't worry, you're safe.Copy !req
592. It's so peaceful out here.Copy !req
593. - I'm dying!
- Want some more wine?Copy !req
594. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
595. - I'm dying!
- Take a slug right out of the bottle.Copy !req
596. - Really?
- Go on.Copy !req
597. I feel like an old hobo.Copy !req
598. Maybe we should hop a freight train.Copy !req
599. We could head up to Frisco.Copy !req
600. Pick us up a couple of sailors.Copy !req
601. We're so bad.Copy !req
602. Yes, we are.Copy !req