Six Feet Under 3x10

1. Come on, I'm open, over here!

2. Oh my God, pass the ball!

3. Come on! My grandma can kick harder than that!

4. Got it!

5. Come here, baby, let's get you fixed up.

6. Shoo! Go on, now.

7. Roderick, can I offer you a slice of my buttermilk pie?

8. Is that the same pie you made last year?

9. Yes, it is.

10. Then, uh, no, thank you.

11. Roderick, can't you be nice?

12. She's your aunt. You eat her sour pie.

13. Well, maybe I'll have one more small piece.

14. I'll have a piece of pie.

15. Ow! Damn it!

16. Aunt Jeanie, did you get stung?

17. Why yes.

18. - I got stung by a bee before. - It's not that bad.

19. She's allergic, I'm calling 911.

20. Oh, my.

21. Hello?

22. Yeah, I'm calling from Balboa Park.

23. - Aunt Jeanie? - My wife's aunt got stung by a bee.

24. She's having an allergic reaction. Aunt Jeanie!

25. - Grandpa, do something! - Talk to them.

26. Hello?

27. - Jeanie! - By the east entrance,

28. where you walk down that little hill.

29. What's wrong with her?

30. Is she gonna be okay?

31. She's gonna be okay, sweetheart.

32. Help's on the way.

33. - Jeanie? - Aunt Jeanie?

34. Baby, that feels so good.

35. Oh my God, wow!

36. That was nice, baby.

37. Nice? That was amazing.

38. It's great that,

39. you know, you wanted to.

40. Of course I wanted to.

41. I mean, it's been a long time since you've...

42. I mean, it's great that you wanted to.

43. I have a surprise for you.

44. Whoa... okay.

45. You're going to have to give me five minutes, though,

46. 10 minutes, tops.

47. No, it's a different kind of surprise.

48. I signed us up for a dance class tonight.

49. A dance class, really?

50. Salsa, Tango, Merengue.

51. Oh, Merengue.

52. Wow, my mom used to do that.

53. She won trophies.

54. Maybe I'll win one.

55. I'm gonna go make some coffee.

56. No, no, I'll do it!

57. Julio, Augusto, time to get up!

58. "By dipping the sponge applicator into cold water

59. and applying it to Barbie's lips, cheeks, and eyelids

60. you get a flourish of glamorous color. "

61. I'm telling Taylor you took it out of the box.

62. When I was a kid, I used to have Gl Joes.

63. They were always getting court-martialed,

64. which in my version meant they had to stand naked

65. in front of all the other dolls.

66. So is that something you want to act out?

67. I think we've had enough excitement for a while.

68. - The three-ways? - Well, yeah.

69. What about them?

70. Don't you think that maybe they're not the best thing for us?

71. Oh, really?

72. So that wasn't you the other night

73. that kept begging us to arrest and interrogate you?

74. - I'm not saying they're not fun. - So what are you saying?

75. I'm just starting to feel weird about it.

76. - Okay, fine. - Fine?

77. - Yeah, whatever. - Keith, that is so not fair!

78. You ask me to tell you how I feel about something

79. and when I do, you shut down.

80. I don't feel like talking about it right now.

81. You're all tense because we're going to see your father.

82. We're going to my great-aunt's funeral.

83. Where your father will be,

84. and whose house we'll be staying at.

85. So? I don't have a problem with him.

86. Oh, really?

87. Yeah, I've been working on all that stuff

88. in my individual therapy.

89. Really?

90. That's all I talk about.

91. How come you've never told me about any of this?

92. Because some things are just between me and the therapist.

93. - I tell you everything. - That's because you want my approval.

94. No, it's because I love you.

95. And the other gentleman, he's your brother?

96. - Yes, David. - That's who helped me.

97. He left this morning for a friend's funeral.

98. He sold me a casket.

99. - Yes, the Cameo Rose. - It's not good enough.

100. Mr. Fasteau, the Cameo Rose is an excellent casket.

101. No, I want something nicer for Martha,

102. and it doesn't matter how much it costs.

103. I know that when we lose someone

104. we want to show how much we loved her,

105. and we're at a loss as to how to do that,

106. and we end up spending a lot of money on something that,

107. - in the end, isn't really necessary. - I don't care!

108. Don't you understand?

109. This is the last thing I'll ever be able to do for my wife.

110. I was a bad husband.

111. Affairs and all that shit.

112. Then I got cancer, I thought I was going to die,

113. but I got better.

114. I got a second chance.

115. And I realized how much I loved her.

116. And it's been really good the last few years.

117. I... I just want to love her some more.

118. I owe her!

119. Oh God...

120. Oh God, I loved her, I really did.

121. Of course you did, of course you did, and she knew that.

122. She...

123. was everything to me.

124. I am so sorry.

125. Nate, do you remember when I used to make that casserole with the...

126. I used to do this for your father.

127. His shoulders would get so full of knots.

128. It's such a stressful job.

129. It's okay, baby. It's okay.

130. Hey, do you want the front page?

131. No, I can't deal with depressing news right now.

132. God, I don't remember this book being so dark.

133. These kids in the orphanage are being tortured.

134. Oh, that's the best part.

135. Where they have to take a bath in ice water.

136. Well, yeah. Isn't that kind of inappropriate for kids?

137. Come on, we're human beings.

138. We all have a sick craving for that kind of dark fantasy.

139. - Even kids. - I've had enough dark reality.

140. I don't need the fantasy.

141. - Oh, Jesus. - Hmm?

142. Nurse Caterwaul is making Nathaniel and Isabel cane each other.

143. Oh, read that part out loud!

144. You're sick.

145. If by that you mean suffering from bipolar disorder

146. with occasional psychotic episodes, then yes, I am.

147. This is good, Claire. It's lovely.

148. The blurriness, the way the light seems too much,

149. as if there's a secret fire in her that's spilling out

150. for just a moment and you were there to capture it.

151. Excellent work!

152. Thanks.

153. It only turned out this way because I accidentally dragged the shutter.

154. I was totally gonna reshoot it.

155. But he's right, it works.

156. It's really good.

157. I wonder how much of art really is accidental.

158. I mean, maybe like Magritte

159. when he was painting his "Listening Room"

160. was like, "Damn, I made the apple too big again. "

161. Hello, I'm being clever over here.

162. - Shit! - What?

163. The blade's dull. It's fucking up everything.

164. So use another one.

165. I've got 10 mats to cut, I don't have time.

166. Why don't you just change the blade, here?

167. Because I don't want to change the blade! Because it's all shit!

168. I hate it, I hate everything!

169. I hate this piece of shit!

170. It's all fucking shit!

171. Good... a tantrum.

172. This is an opportunity to learn, people.

173. Russell, you hate your work

174. because you secretly hate yourself.

175. Which means that you're still only thinking about and looking at yourself.

176. - Yeah, whatever. - Yeah, but I understand the impulse.

177. I once filled the trunk of my car with all my latest work

178. and then lit the car on fire

179. and let it roll down the streets of Montmartre.

180. Wow, that's interesting.

181. Because everything you do is just so fucking fascinating.

182. Ooh, such vitriol and such rage.

183. And why aren't you putting this into your work?

184. You tell me something, Olivier,

185. if you know so much about art and life,

186. how come you ended up being such a pathetic poseur

187. who needs people half his age to prop him up

188. and make him feel good about himself?

189. He could have at least made the effort to slam the door.

190. Young people have absolutely no commitment today.

191. Go back to work!

192. - Hey, you okay? - Hey.

193. Yeah.

194. - Sorry. Just a little meltdown. - Yeah.

195. I can stay, go another time.

196. No, no, no, you're going.

197. You need a break, you deserve a break.

198. You want to get rid of me.

199. No, of course not.

200. It's just five hours to Santa Cruz.

201. You want to get to your sister's before dark, right?

202. I feel like such a terrible mother for thinking this,

203. and I know as soon as I walk out the door I'm gonna miss her,

204. but I'm kinda looking forward to a couple days without Maya.

205. That's because you're a handful, aren't you?

206. So, did you make a list for me?

207. A list for what?

208. I don't know, usually you make lists...

209. what time I'm supposed to feed Maya,

210. what I can feed her what I can't feed her.

211. You already know all that stuff.

212. Yeah, okay.

213. Just don't let your mother bathe her.

214. It's like she's scrubbing a potato.

215. All right, I'll bathe her.

216. Okay.

217. I'm gonna miss you.

218. Come on, we'll walk you to the car.

219. No, I don't want Maya to see me go.

220. - Why? - I just don't.

221. All right.

222. - Well. - I love you.

223. Goodbye then.

224. Be good to Daddy, right?

225. I love you.

226. Bye.

227. Arthur, are you busy?

228. I'm putting away my socks.

229. But I've become confused as to which is paired with which.

230. They all look exactly the same.

231. Thus, the dilemma.

232. Arthur, I really need to talk.

233. Okay.

234. Quite frankly,

235. I'd like to know how you feel about

236. the course our relationship is taking.

237. Ah.

238. We've been on quite a serendipitous journey, haven't we?

239. And... where do you think it's headed?

240. Surely someplace divine.

241. Does that mean, well, you know, intimacy?

242. I love intimacy. Intimacy is my best friend.

243. Arthur, I'm so confused.

244. Do you find me at all attractive?

245. - If you feel I'm too old for you... - Heavens no!

246. You're the perfect age for me, Ruth Fisher.

247. - I am? - Absolutely.

248. So how do you feel about us having, you know, sex?

249. Oh... oh my.

250. It's just that we've been seeing each other for a while and...

251. not even a kiss.

252. Well, not since...

253. Yes, I understand. Well...

254. Ha...

255. Well, I believe that sex can be...

256. when two become one...

257. it needn't always be painful...

258. but...

259. it is indeed a very slippery slope.

260. Arthur...

261. have you ever had sex?

262. I think I have...

263. in a sense.

264. Are there any other topics you'd like to discuss?

265. No. No.

266. Uh, hello?

267. It's this way.

268. Yeah, I know the way.

269. So what's the problem?

270. The problem is we're a couple and it would be nice

271. if we could walk together like every other couple in America.

272. Especially considering I'm about to walk into a place

273. filled with your every living relative.

274. So, walk faster then.

275. - Oh please. - Now what?

276. That's just tacky. No one wants to see that.

277. And this ground is wet.

278. They should have put down more greens here.

279. David, it's fine.

280. Not everyone is such a perfectionist.

281. I'm not a perfectionist, just professional.

282. No one's even going to see these here.

283. God, let's hope these guys remember

284. to put your great-aunt in her casket face up.

285. Look, David... here comes my folks.

286. Try not to nag at me in front of them, all right?

287. - I wasn't... - Uncle Keith!

288. Hey!

289. Girl, look at you, you gotta stop growing so fast.

290. - David! - Taylor, wow, you look so pretty.

291. Thanks, it's my funeral dress.

292. Nice.

293. - So you made it down. - Yeah, of course.

294. It's good to see you, baby.

295. - You too, David. - Thank you.

296. Want to come sit with us?

297. Yeah, I'd like that.

298. Excuse me, are you the funeral director?

299. - Uh... - I'm the organist.

300. I was wondering if I should begin.

301. Actually, now would be a perfect time.

302. Something soft, perhaps "Ave Maria. "

303. Prayer card?

304. Hey, just in time for lunch.

305. I know, I could smell curry all the way from La Cienega.

306. - Oh, I cut up some papaya. - Thanks.

307. You seem happy.

308. Hmm? Sorry.

309. No, I like it. I like to see you happy.

310. I'm just glad you're here.

311. I told you I was coming home for lunch.

312. No, I mean here in general, you know?

313. - Staying with me. - You just want me to pay half the rent.

314. - Yeah, can I get that in cash? - Fat chance.

315. - How was work? - Two cancellations this morning.

316. - Hmm, sorry. - No, it was great.

317. I got Raoul to give me a massage.

318. Really? I would've given you a massage.

319. Yeah, but you didn't train for three years in Thailand.

320. This guy is amazing. You should see him.

321. - Schedule me. - Hey, this looks good.

322. Oh, look what I got.

323. Oh wow! I didn't know there was a video.

324. It's new, I think.

325. "Join Nathaniel and Isabel on their fantastic adventures. "

326. I'm not sure I would call being repeatedly traumatized an adventure.

327. - We've got to watch it tonight. - All right.

328. Ah, I thought I might find you here.

329. You certainly do keep to a schedule.

330. Hello, Arthur.

331. Have you done the whites yet?

332. I'm doing them right now.

333. I have some kerchiefs and undershirts to do.

334. Some people call them "wife beaters,"

335. which I think is rather funny.

336. There's nothing funny about beating your wife.

337. No, of course not. I...

338. I didn't mean to suggest otherwise.

339. - Perhaps... - Perhaps what?

340. Perhaps you'd prefer it if our laundry didn't mix anymore.

341. Honestly, Arthur, I don't care what our laundry does.

342. - Hey. - Hey.

343. What are you still doing here?

344. I'm waiting for you.

345. I figured you had to come back and get your stuff.

346. Yeah, I was just walking around campus,

347. cursing to myself, bumming cigarettes off people.

348. You don't smoke.

349. I know, and I'm feeling kind of nauseous.

350. What's going on?

351. What was all that with Olivier about?

352. I don't know, I think I'm just going crazy.

353. Why?

354. Claire, I need to tell you something.

355. The words every woman longs to hear.

356. I'm sorry, I'm listening.

357. I fooled around with Olivier.

358. What?

359. - When? - The day you went to Azusa.

360. You said nothing happened.

361. - You lied to me? - I'm sorry.

362. So, what do you mean you fooled around with him?

363. What exactly did you do?

364. I don't think you want to know.

365. Yeah, I do want to know.

366. Claire, we had sex.

367. Russell, I trusted you.

368. You told me I didn't have to be careful!

369. You said that I could feel safe with you!

370. I know and I feel awful.

371. So, what, you really are gay?

372. No, of course not.

373. I think I might be bi, but...

374. I'm not sure. I'm just really... I'm fucking confused.

375. Well, I'm sorry you're fucking confused.

376. But you sure as hell didn't seem confused every time we fucked

377. or every time you told me you loved me,

378. which I was stupid enough to believe.

379. - I do love you! - Oh, and nothing says that better

380. than sucking your professor's dick!

381. - Look, I already feel like an asshole. - You are an asshole!

382. Thanks.

383. So what? What goes on between us that's not enough for you?

384. I don't know.

385. Have you ever had sex with a man before?

386. No, never.

387. But you've obviously thought about it.

388. I was high, I'm fucking confused.

389. - I mean, I had to tell you. - Well thanks.

390. - Do you forgive me? - No.

391. Fuck you!

392. - Claire... - I don't ever want to see you again.

393. - Claire. - Don't even call me.

394. Claire!

395. - Hey. - Hey.

396. - Cute little girl. - Thank you.

397. - So's your boy, how old is he? - 16 months.

398. I haven't seen you here before.

399. No, I'm usually stuck at work.

400. My wife usually takes her.

401. - How 'bout you? - Divorced.

402. Ah.

403. No, it's actually really good.

404. - Really? - Yeah, I get Nick two days a week.

405. - Get to take him to the park. - That's great.

406. - Hey, Sarah. - Hi.

407. Hey, Sarah, hang on.

408. - Hi. - Hey!

409. I can't imagine seeing you only two days a week.

410. Hey, you want to talk to your mommy?

411. - Hello? - Hey,

412. I'm out in the park with Maya

413. and I wish you were with us.

414. Oh wow, that sounds nice.

415. Hi, sweetie!

416. She's a little preoccupied watching a squirrel right now.

417. - I'm looking at the ocean. - Yeah, is it nice?

418. It's gorgeous.

419. Uh... Lise?

420. Nate? Nate?

421. I miss you.

422. Nate? Nate?

423. Lisa, I'm losing you.

424. Hey, you know what your mom's doing right now?

425. She's looking out at the ocean.

426. You know what's more beautiful than the ocean?

427. You. Oh yeah.

428. Grandfather, great-grandmother.

429. Wow, I didn't know they were buried here.

430. My grandfather was in the navy.

431. Brought the whole family out from Chicago after World War ll.

432. We own all these plots.

433. Are you going to be buried here?

434. I don't know.

435. I feel so disconnected from my family.

436. It would be nice if you and I

437. could be buried next to each other.

438. Grandma wants to know if you're ready to go.

439. - We'll follow you back to the house. - Okay.

440. Taylor, how are you doing here?

441. - Are you happy? - Uh-huh.

442. - Grandma and Grandpa treat you good? - Yeah.

443. Well, Grandma thinks that Grandpa spoils me, but I like it.

444. Yeah, he made me a bunk bed because I asked him to,

445. even though I'm just one person.

446. I get to sleep on the top and the bottom whenever I want.

447. So Grandpa isn't mean to you?

448. Huh-uh, how come you always ask me that? Don't you like Grandpa?

449. - Of course I do, he's my dad. - He was so happy you were coming,

450. he went out and bought steaks. He said it was your favorite.

451. I think I should talk to my dad tonight.

452. Wow.

453. Yeah, talk to him, honey, I think that's great.

454. And one, two, three, and five, six, seven.

455. And one, two, three, five, six, seven.

456. Cross body lead, five six, seven,

457. Oh my God, Rico, you're good.

458. Very suave.

459. - And you look so handsome. - Thank you.

460. Dancing makes me feel sexy.

461. - Do I look sexy, babe? - Oh, you look amazing.

462. Now we're gonna do an outside turn.

463. Open break, back to basic.

464. Ooh, I like that.

465. - Spin me again. - No, we have to wait till he says.

466. Okay, whatever, I'll wait.

467. I'll wait.

468. All right, everybody, give yourselves a little applause.

469. Very good, short break.

470. When you come back I'll teach you how to do the...

471. cuddle position.

472. Ooh, cuddle, I like that.

473. God, I need some water, I'm so thirsty.

474. - Are you thirsty? - Uh, yeah, a little.

475. - I spilled it. - This is fun, huh?

476. Oh my God, this is great!

477. I love dancing, you're so good at it.

478. We should go dancing every night.

479. The kids might miss us after a while.

480. Oh yeah, the kids.

481. - Think they're okay, should we call? - They're fine, sweetie.

482. They can come dancing too. We'll all go dancing.

483. Uh shit, these shoes are so tight. I shouldn't have bought them.

484. Should've worn something comfortable, but they look sexy, right?

485. Very sexy.

486. Okay, everybody, back to your positions.

487. Come on, line up, line up.

488. Good, back to basic, yeah.

489. One, two three, four, five, six...

490. This storm is exceedingly fierce, Nathaniel.

491. Hang on!

492. - This really sucks. - Whoa!

493. I know.

494. Looks like those drawings you see in the mall by someone's third grade class.

495. I was really looking forward to this.

496. Maybe it'll get better.

497. Isabel, you've saved me so many times.

498. Please, Isabel, please don't die.

499. A tear?

500. He saves Isabel's life with a fucking tear?

501. How did it happen in the book?

502. Persimmons and pineapples, Isabel!

503. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Which makes sense.

504. Not some fucking magic tear.

505. Thanks to you...

506. - Curses. - What? What is it?

507. Nurse Caterwaul.

508. Children!

509. I can't even watch this anymore!

510. Billy, chill, it's just a video.

511. But they ruined it!

512. They're like so fucking sanitized,

513. and there's not any real danger, and, I mean, come on!

514. You can't have people say "persimmons and pineapples"

515. with an American accent.

516. What a piece of shit!

517. Hey, it's no big deal.

518. Yes, it is! It was Dad, you know.

519. - Dad what? - Dad who gave us the book.

520. - Remember? - Kind of.

521. He gave it to us for Christmas.

522. And now Dad's dead.

523. And our whole childhood sucked.

524. And Nathaniel and Isabel was the only good thing we had

525. and they fucking ruined it.

526. They didn't ruin it.

527. We still have it.

528. We'll always have it.

529. We are so damaged, Bren.

530. We can go about our lives and pretend

531. that everything's gonna be okay,

532. but it never will be, never!

533. That's not true.

534. We're getting better, both of us.

535. You are, I'm not.

536. Come on, you know you are.

537. I really don't feel like I am.

538. And those are just feelings.

539. This is just right now.

540. The movie and Dad dying

541. and me moving in, it's brought up a lot of stuff for you.

542. You'll work through it, it'll get better.

543. - Promise? - Yeah, I promise.

544. And you'll help me?

545. Of course I'll help you, stupid.

546. I'm so glad you're here.

547. I love you so much, Bren.

548. I love you, too.

549. - Billy! - What, what?

550. Don't ever do that to me!

551. It was just a kiss.

552. No, no, it wasn't.

553. I was just being affectionate.

554. I love you.

555. - I gotta go. - What?

556. Brenda, wait. What?

557. No, okay. Let's watch another video.

558. Come on, we'll watch a good one this time.

559. Brenda! Brenda!

560. Yeah!

561. - Sorry. - You okay? You tired?

562. Maybe.

563. - You want to rest? - No.

564. Yes. No.

565. Hey, you okay?

566. My heart... my heart's beating so fast.

567. - I'm so dizzy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

568. - Baby, what's wrong? - Air, I need some air.

569. I'm going to take you to the hospital.

570. No, my purse. My pill thing.

571. - Jesus, Vanessa. - The Xanax.

572. - Which one's the Xanax? - The blue one.

573. - The blue. - Which blue one?

574. - Just hold my hand, okay? - Okay.

575. - Just hold on to me. - Okay, okay.

576. - My mother says you won't leave. - I had to see you.

577. Claire, please, it's driving me crazy thinking you're mad at me.

578. I'm supposed to make you feel better?

579. I don't want this to end. I need this.

580. I need you.

581. I'm sorry. I just...

582. I just can't be with somebody who's this confused.

583. I know I'm confused. But the one thing that I am completely sure of

584. - is that I love you. - And I believe you.

585. But I have been through this before.

586. I'm not some nurse who's here to take care of the misfits.

587. Look, I'm sorry. But whatever it is you're going through

588. you're going to have to figure it out on your own.

589. We should be together.

590. We're both crazy, we're both fucked-up artists.

591. I mean, we have to be together.

592. I don't think so.

593. I'm gonna change your mind. I swear.

594. Please, just leave me alone.

595. Claire, I would cut out my heart and give it to you in a box

596. if it would change anything.

597. It would because you'd be dead, okay? Goodbye!

598. Claire?

599. Did you get Taylor off to bed?

600. Yeah, I can't believe how much she's grown up.

601. She politely informed us that she's too old to play with Barbies now.

602. And insisted that she read us a bedtime story.

603. She's smart, doing well in school.

604. Good.

605. She misses her momma, but we deal with that the best we can.

606. She seems happy. I'm just glad this is working out.

607. Of course it's working out.

608. Lucille, can I help you in the kitchen?

609. Sure, David, thanks.

610. Dad, I need to talk to you about something.

611. Look, I um...

612. I know things haven't always been so smooth between you and me.

613. And I've been working on some things about myself in therapy.

614. And I've come to realize that

615. I was pretty much traumatized

616. by the way you punished me and Karla when we were kids.

617. And that it was abusive. That was abuse.

618. - Abuse? - I know you did the best you could

619. and you were probably repeating what happened to you,

620. but it did a number on me, and I know it did one on Karla.

621. Now I'm to blame for your sister's problems with drugs?

622. No, I'm not blaming anyone. I just want to acknowledge

623. the truth about what happened so I can forgive you.

624. You want to forgive me?

625. Yeah.

626. So we can have a real relationship while we still have time.

627. What the fuck are you talking about?

628. I disciplined my children when they deserved it.

629. I gave you a home, I gave you food to eat,

630. I taught you how to be a man. And you want to forgive me?

631. You better get on your knees and thank me,

632. and maybe I'll forgive you for being a goddamn faggot.

633. I'm sorry. I thought you might...

634. I said I want to hear you thank me!

635. Who you think you pushing, boy?

636. Both of you, stop it!

637. Your son was only trying to reach out to you.

638. Who the fuck are you again?

639. I'm the man your son is in love with.

640. Yeah, well it makes me sick to my stomach.

641. How the fuck can you act so goddamn superior

642. when everyone here knows that you beat your kids,

643. - you cheated on your wife... - David!

644. - I did no such thing, how dare you? - You need to tell him!

645. This isn't the place for you to say anything about this stuff.

646. It's not my place?

647. No, this is my family, stay the fuck out of it!

648. - Then I can't be here. - David...

649. I should've knocked his teeth out for what he said to me.

650. You're pathetic.

651. Yeah, I know it's a little bit different

652. than the music Mommy plays, isn't it?

653. Don't think I could stand to hear the Wiggles

654. sing "Dance the Ooby Dooby" one more time without tearing my head off.

655. It's open, come on up!

656. Hey, it's the pizza man!

657. Ready for your first taste of pepperoni, huh?

658. Brenda, hey.

659. I'm sorry, I didn't know where else to go.

660. I didn't have your number up here.

661. - No, it's fine, come on in. - Are you sure?

662. I'm not interrupting anything?

663. No, Lisa's gone.

664. I'm just introducing Maya to some music that doesn't suck.

665. What's wrong?

666. Billy.

667. Let me put Maya down in her playpen.

668. Ever since your father died I've just flitted from man to man.

669. I am so embarrassed.

670. Well...

671. I mean, look.

672. You got married when you were 19.

673. That's how old I am.

674. Like, you never even got to have your sexual 20s,

675. so why shouldn't you do it now?

676. I mean, you don't have to worry about us anymore.

677. No.

678. Did you know I got pregnant the first time I'd ever had sex?

679. Oh my God.

680. With Dad?

681. Of course.

682. Okay, I thought you were just gonna to tell me I had some like

683. love-child half-brother somewhere, which I really don't think I could handle now.

684. No, it was Nate.

685. Nathaniel and I had to get married right away.

686. Both our families were mortified.

687. It changed my life forever.

688. Wow.

689. Do you ever wonder how your life

690. would be different if that hadn't happened?

691. I used to. Not anymore.

692. Were you and Dad in love with each other?

693. Oh, yes!

694. Very much so, at first.

695. Despite how we grew apart,

696. your father was the great love of my life.

697. At least you had that.

698. I'm beginning to think I never will.

699. You will, everyone does.

700. But chances are it won't be anything like you expect.

701. I miss Dad, you know?

702. I feel like...

703. I hate how I just like took him for granted my whole life,

704. and now he's gone,

705. and it's too late for me to ever really know him,

706. you know, like as an adult.

707. I miss him too.

708. There will never be another man

709. who will love me when I'm young and pretty

710. and always have that picture of me somewhere in his heart.

711. Oh, Mom.

712. You're still pretty.

713. God, you're beautiful.

714. Why do you think all these men are always hitting on you?

715. You're so sweet.

716. But look at the men!

717. I'm sitting here crying over Arthur.

718. Arthur!

719. What should I do about him?

720. Run.

721. I feel sorry for him though.

722. He's so naive.

723. Yeah.

724. I feel sorry for Russell too.

725. I mean, I hate him...

726. but I feel sorry for him.

727. Mom, why is it I attract every screwed up guy in the state?

728. Because they can see what a kind soul you have.

729. That you're caring and sensitive.

730. It's the truth, Claire, you're an angel.

731. But the real question is why do you like them?

732. It's like I'll fall for any guy who shows any interest in me.

733. I guess we all want to be loved.

734. It's hard to say no to that,

735. no matter who it's coming from.

736. I mean, right from the very beginning

737. there was this voice inside my head saying, "Don't move in with Billy.

738. Don't move in with Billy. "

739. What do I do? I move in with Billy.

740. So self-destructive.

741. Maybe you wanted to believe the world

742. is a better place than it really is.

743. So, I'm an idiot.

744. No, just a very positive person.

745. That doesn't sound like me.

746. It's scary to hope things are gonna turn out good,

747. because then you're taking the risk of being disappointed if they don't.

748. Wow!

749. You've really thought about this.

750. No, I'm just talking out my ass.

751. I have no clue whatsoever.

752. Look, all I know is you're a good person

753. who deserves to be happy.

754. So are you, you know?

755. Well, I should go.

756. All right, you're sure you're going to be okay?

757. Yeah.

758. - You got my number, right? - Uh-huh.

759. Thank you.

760. Hey, what are friends for?

761. - Thank you. - You're welcome.

762. - This isn't right. - I'm gonna go.

763. I can't believe I just did that.

764. - You're married. - Yes, I'm married.

765. I'm so sorry. I'm worse than Billy.

766. No, no, no, I was right there too.

767. I'm so fucking predictable. I'm gonna leave now.

768. - You have a place to go? - Yeah, I'll be fine.

769. Hey, sailor.

770. Patrick, I can't believe you're here.

771. I got your message. You sounded miserable.

772. Well, yeah.

773. I'll drive you home.

774. You can tell me all about it.

775. I still can't believe you're here.

776. I can't sleep at night anyway.

777. Hey, Barb, it's Nate. Is Lisa there?

778. Oh.

779. Uh, I don't know.

780. She could've hit traffic, I guess. I'll try her on her cell.

781. Okay listen, if you talk to her first

782. make sure she calls me, okay?

783. All right, bye.

784. Hey, Lise.

785. What are you doing? Are you taking the scenic route up?

786. Anyway, Maya's sleeping.

787. I just wanted to hear your voice, know you're okay.

788. I love you.

789. Call me when you get this.

790. Hey, sweetie.

791. Let's get you ready for bed.

792. Come on, up you go.

793. No, no, leave me here. I'm too tired to move.

794. Hey, Lise.

795. I was hoping to reach you.

796. It's late, and I'm starting to worry.

797. Um, I love you.

798. Just uh, call me.

799. Call me. I love you.