1. Yo, what's up? You get it?Copy !req
2. No, I didn't get anything. I don't know
what the fuck you're talking about.Copy !req
3. - Anthony, go play in Mom's room.
- Why?Copy !req
4. Because I said so,
you little shit. Go!Copy !req
5. Get up, come on.Copy !req
6. You suck!Copy !req
7. Kid's got so much major attitude.Copy !req
8. Six years old and he's
already a hard-ass.Copy !req
9. You can get more of this stuff?
How much?Copy !req
10. - How much money do you have?
- Oh, like I'm a fucking loaded.Copy !req
11. Hey, Bennett and I are going to
that record release party tonight.Copy !req
12. And then there's an
after-hours in Hollywood.Copy !req
13. No, dude, I fucking hate that shit.Copy !req
14. It's always a bunch of
whacked-out faggot tweakers...Copy !req
15. shoving glow sticks in your eyes.
- It's at Sin Sin.Copy !req
16. Great, whacked-out Asian tweakers.Copy !req
17. That club's weak, dude.Copy !req
18. Anthony? An...Copy !req
19. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
20. Oh, shit.Copy !req
21. - Oh, fuck.
- Fuck!Copy !req
22. I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
23. - What?
- I gotta get that shit out of here.Copy !req
24. Oh, fuck. Anthony?Copy !req
25. Morning.Copy !req
26. Okay. What are you mad
at me about now?Copy !req
27. I'm busy, all right? My workload
has doubled since Federico's gone.Copy !req
28. You can't expect me to engage you
in small talk just to make you feel better.Copy !req
29. You flunked the licensing test.Copy !req
30. - Did you think I didn't know?
- I didn't.Copy !req
31. You didn't apply yourself.Copy !req
32. You think this is something people do as
a last resort...Copy !req
33. and therefore it can't be that difficult.
- I feel bad. You wanna make it worse?Copy !req
34. - I don't care what you feel...
- Bullshit.Copy !req
35. You like it when I feel bad
because misery loves company.Copy !req
36. - How'd he die?
- Heart attack.Copy !req
37. Fell down a flight of stairs,
dead when he hit the bottom.Copy !req
38. - His nose supposed to look like that?
- Of course not.Copy !req
39. I have to finish embalming him before
I can start on anything cosmetic.Copy !req
40. - I can deal with whoever it is.
- Unless it's a walk-in.Copy !req
41. You are choosing
to be the victim here.Copy !req
42. I could handle an intake
and you know it.Copy !req
43. Ladies, teacup chain.Copy !req
44. Good.Copy !req
45. And walk to the middle and back.Copy !req
46. All right, very good.
Very good, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
47. So we'll see you all at the same time
next week, okay? Be safe getting home.Copy !req
48. Morning, folks.Copy !req
49. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
50. Goddamn it, why hasn't anyone
answered the door? Where is Mom?Copy !req
51. Okay, if you haven't slept with
that guy yet, would you start?Copy !req
52. Because I think it would
do you a world of good.Copy !req
53. Don't do that.Copy !req
54. - Do what?
- Watch me like that.Copy !req
55. I can't help it.
You're beautiful.Copy !req
56. Oh, for heaven's sake.Copy !req
57. - I want to go camping again.
- Then go camping.Copy !req
58. - With you.
- I've got a job now, Hiram.Copy !req
59. I can't just up and leave
whenever I feel like it.Copy !req
60. Spring is a very busy
time of the year.Copy !req
61. It's our anniversary tomorrow.Copy !req
62. The first time we went camping
was two years ago tomorrow.Copy !req
63. We don't have anniversaries.Copy !req
64. - I never agreed to anniversaries.
- Just you and me alone in the woods.Copy !req
65. Naked under the stars.
Just like it was at the beginning.Copy !req
66. Tomorrow is such short notice.Copy !req
67. I can't promise anything.
But I'll try.Copy !req
68. My mom wants to know
how quickly we can do this.Copy !req
69. Well, I'd suggest a viewing in
two days to allow proper restoration.Copy !req
70. Viewing?Copy !req
71. For friends, family. You can make it
as small or as large as you wish.Copy !req
72. No, I can't see him in a box.
I can't.Copy !req
73. All right.Copy !req
74. Ms. Dimas, seeing your son before
you bury him might help you to let go.Copy !req
75. No, I don't want to see him!Copy !req
76. Of course. We'll arrange
for a closed-casket ceremony.Copy !req
77. Will three days
give you enough time?Copy !req
78. Yeah, that's gonna be fine.Copy !req
79. - Nate will show you to the door.
- Thanks.Copy !req
80. What happened?Copy !req
81. A 6-year-old found a gun
and was playing with it.Copy !req
82. - Oh, Jesus.
- Yeah.Copy !req
83. They gave me this at the hospital.Copy !req
84. It's some sort of receipt. I don't know...
I don't know if you need it, but...Copy !req
85. What was he doing here?Copy !req
86. - Gabe.
- It's okay.Copy !req
87. Hey.Copy !req
88. My brother just told me.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
89. I didn't know where else to go.
My grandmother's funeral was here.Copy !req
90. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
91. My mom's waiting
for me to unlock the car.Copy !req
92. I thought we were supposed
to encourage people to have a viewing.Copy !req
93. Well, sometimes
people don't want that.Copy !req
94. Well, sometimes you don't
want to work any harder.Copy !req
95. When faced with the option of
not having to restore a child's head...Copy !req
96. that's been blown to bits, yeah,
I don't want to do that. Do you?Copy !req
97. We can't force someone to do
something they're not ready to do...Copy !req
98. because we think it's the right thing.
Because it will make us feel better.Copy !req
99. - Can I help you?
- Roses are if you love somebody, right?Copy !req
100. Roses are the classic choice, but other
flowers could achieve the same effect.Copy !req
101. What if you were gonna
ask her to marry you?Copy !req
102. Oh, how lovely.Copy !req
103. Well, roses would be
the perfect choice.Copy !req
104. But she turned out
to be a cheating coward...Copy !req
105. and ran off with some shithead
that she met at traffic school.Copy !req
106. What color would
you give a coward?Copy !req
107. - Yellow. Yellow.
- Great.Copy !req
108. Twelve dozen yellow roses
sent to this address, please.Copy !req
109. - What would you like the card to say?
- "Fuck you, cunt."Copy !req
110. I think it would be more
personal if you write that.Copy !req
111. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
112. I have to take the day off
tomorrow and Saturday.Copy !req
113. Why?Copy !req
114. I was supposed to have plans
with a friend and I forgot.Copy !req
115. Is it with that man?Copy !req
116. The one with the funny little car
that picks you up?Copy !req
117. It's an electric car and it's
very good for the environment.Copy !req
118. - Why are you laughing?
- Because you are not.Copy !req
119. - You like this man?
- Can I have the days off or not?Copy !req
120. Take! Go, I don't care.
We will miss you.Copy !req
121. Beep, beep.Copy !req
122. Beep, beep.Copy !req
123. - Brenda?
- Hey there.Copy !req
124. I'll be right out. I just
got out of the shower.Copy !req
125. - How was work?
- It sucked.Copy !req
126. Like I figured, I failed
that funeral director's test.Copy !req
127. There was this intake meeting
this morning I totally fucked up.Copy !req
128. And I just picked up a dead
6-year-old at the morgue.Copy !req
129. All in all, it's been
a pretty bad day.Copy !req
130. Goddamn it!Copy !req
131. Sometimes I feel like I don't have
any fucking idea what I'm doing.Copy !req
132. It's like I made this bullshit decision
to go into this business...Copy !req
133. for all the wrong reasons
and now it's too late.Copy !req
134. - It's never too late.
- Jesus, Billy.Copy !req
135. What, do you live here now?Copy !req
136. No, Brenda just gave me a shiatsu.
I've been kind of tense lately.Copy !req
137. So...Copy !req
138. - Bad day?
- Yeah.Copy !req
139. - Well, I've had my share of those.
- Well, I don't doubt that.Copy !req
140. I don't really feel like cooking, so you
guys decide what we're having delivered.Copy !req
141. That shit was all over the news.
Six years old, right?Copy !req
142. Fuck! Some people should just
not be allowed to have kids.Copy !req
143. She just sat there like a ghost.Copy !req
144. Just like she'd been erased.Copy !req
145. - I felt so fucking helpless.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
146. That poor woman.Copy !req
147. There's a tribe in Nigeria that
throws a dead baby's body...Copy !req
148. into the bush because they believe
if buried...Copy !req
149. the dead infant would offend the
earth gods which bring fertility and food.Copy !req
150. The Chinese consider the death
of a child a bad death.Copy !req
151. The parents and grandparents
aren't expected to go to the funeral.Copy !req
152. Or the Balinese mother who's counseled
to be cheerful after her infant's death...Copy !req
153. because grief makes one vulnerable
to illness and malevolent demons.Copy !req
154. Well, that was informative.Copy !req
155. Yeah, I thought it'd be good to read
up on your boyfriend's line of work.Copy !req
156. What a man does is...
Well, it's who he is.Copy !req
157. Right, Nate?Copy !req
158. Yeah.Copy !req
159. A man should know the history
of his chosen profession...Copy !req
160. if he expects to be
anything but an amateur.Copy !req
161. - So I'm an amateur.
- I prefer the term dilettante.Copy !req
162. And what are you, Billy?Copy !req
163. Running around with your camera,
taking pictures of people's lives?Copy !req
164. Boys.Copy !req
165. You think knowing a bunch of arcane
National Geographic shit is gonna...Copy !req
166. help me cope with a 6-year-old
who shot himself in the head?Copy !req
167. There are plenty of places in the world
where a kid dying is pretty common.Copy !req
168. But we can't deal with it,
because a dead child...Copy !req
169. is the greatest failure of a culture that
believes it's reversed the order of nature.Copy !req
170. This was an accident.
This wasn't nature.Copy !req
171. You know what
I find interesting?Copy !req
172. If you lose a spouse,
you're called a widow or a widower.Copy !req
173. If you're a child and you lose
your parents, then you're an orphan.Copy !req
174. But what's the word to describe
a parent who loses a child?Copy !req
175. I guess that's just too fucking
awful to even have a name.Copy !req
176. - I was worried you weren't gonna show.
- I just got tied up at work.Copy !req
177. Believe me, I need this
after the day I had.Copy !req
178. This ought to help.Copy !req
179. - Oh, what is it?
- X. Ecstasy.Copy !req
180. - You ever done it?
- No, can't say that I have.Copy !req
181. You're gonna love it.Copy !req
182. - Are you gonna take one too?
- I'm already there. Let's dance.Copy !req
183. - I'm not a very good dancer.
- You will be.Copy !req
184. David.Copy !req
185. David. Here,
you gotta keep drinking this.Copy !req
186. She was only 63.Copy !req
187. That's so young.Copy !req
188. Isn't that young?Copy !req
189. Have you thought about what kind
of funeral you'd like for your mother?Copy !req
190. It has to be beautiful.
It has to be beautiful.Copy !req
191. Well, we can offer you a wide
variety of services ranging from...Copy !req
192. simple to more formal to...
To anything you might need.Copy !req
193. Yes, anything at all.Copy !req
194. It's a good thing
I was there, you know?Copy !req
195. I mean, Gabe was so wrecked
I was the one who had to trash his weed.Copy !req
196. Seriously, if the police found that shit,
it'd be way worse, you know?Copy !req
197. - Hey, Andy.
- Hey.Copy !req
198. - How's Gabe?
- He's okay, I guess.Copy !req
199. - Well, have you talked to him?
- Not really.Copy !req
200. Well, are you gonna see him later?Copy !req
201. I don't know. It's real weird over there.Copy !req
202. - The mother's, like, all freaked.
- Yeah, but what about Gabe?Copy !req
203. Look, Morticia, I'm not interfering.
It's too much to get into, you know?Copy !req
204. - I thought you were his friend.
- Why don't you fuck off, bitch?Copy !req
205. If you're so worried, why don't you go
fuck him again? That'll cheer him up.Copy !req
206. Nice, that's nice.Copy !req
207. Yeah.Copy !req
208. By the way, Parker told me
how one of your testicles is, like...Copy !req
209. freakishly small, like a peanut.Copy !req
210. - Is that true?
- That's not true.Copy !req
211. For later.Copy !req
212. - You have a headache, dear?
- Yeah, I thought I did.Copy !req
213. I'm throwing in a load of laundry
if you need some done.Copy !req
214. By the way, I'm going camping
with Hiram this weekend.Copy !req
215. - I'm leaving this afternoon.
- Great.Copy !req
216. I'm doing whites first.Copy !req
217. - Fuck. David, David.
- David. David?Copy !req
218. David! David?Copy !req
219. Are you all right? You look pale.Copy !req
220. No, I'm fine.
It's just a headache, that's all.Copy !req
221. Okay, you're in this, like, total
danger zone. Gabe Dimas is a dick.Copy !req
222. I'm sorry his brother's dead, but
don't think that means he's not a dick.Copy !req
223. I just haven't seen him around,
so I was worried.Copy !req
224. If you hook up with him now,
it's gonna be like total emotional rape.Copy !req
225. Whatever he feels for you is gonna be
wrapped up in some guilt-grief fuckfest.Copy !req
226. You better stay away from that shit.
I'm not kidding.Copy !req
227. So you failed a test.
Big whoop.Copy !req
228. You want to be helpful to the people
that walk in through your door...Copy !req
229. so you have to be
one of those people.Copy !req
230. Okay.Copy !req
231. I chose three funeral homes
from the yellow pages at random.Copy !req
232. I've always felt an uncontrolled sample
group provides more reliable data.Copy !req
233. What, you want us to pretend
to be purchasing a funeral?Copy !req
234. Look up the first address.
I think it's in Sherman Oaks.Copy !req
235. Come on, it'll be fun.Copy !req
236. Hello? Gabe?Copy !req
237. Is anybody home?Copy !req
238. Oh, Mrs. Dimas, I'm sorry.
The door was open.Copy !req
239. Is Gabe around?Copy !req
240. - We can still leave.
- Why? What are you afraid of?Copy !req
241. Humiliating myself,
wasting someone's valuable time.Copy !req
242. Don't be so left-brained.Copy !req
243. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.Copy !req
244. Now, how can I help?Copy !req
245. It's my parents.Copy !req
246. They were killed this morning
in an accident.Copy !req
247. I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
248. It was a...
A helicopter...Copy !req
249. went down
and there was an explosion.Copy !req
250. Oh, God.
I can't do this.Copy !req
251. It's not right.
They were in the prime of their lives.Copy !req
252. Everybody dies.
We all die.Copy !req
253. Everything we ever care
about will disappear.Copy !req
254. So, what's the fucking
point of living?Copy !req
255. Can I suggest matching caskets?Copy !req
256. That's it?Copy !req
257. That's what you have to offer me
in my time of grief? Merchandise?Copy !req
258. We have nothing
to learn here.Copy !req
259. Water purifier.
Rope.Copy !req
260. Bear bell.
Flashlight.Copy !req
261. Toilet paper.
And, yes, it's biodegradable.Copy !req
262. Bird caller.
Binoculars.Copy !req
263. I'm sure you have everything. I know
you have everything. You always do.Copy !req
264. It wouldn't be fun to get up there and
realize we forgot the matches, would it?Copy !req
265. Or the champagne.Copy !req
266. Hiram, that's just decadent.Copy !req
267. Was it expensive?
We shouldn't waste it.Copy !req
268. Waste it?
It's our anniversary.Copy !req
269. Claire, you're home early.
You remember Hiram.Copy !req
270. Hi.Copy !req
271. - How was school?
- I have a headache.Copy !req
272. Hiram and I are going camping.Copy !req
273. Your dinner's in the refrigerator
and I'll be back tomorrow.Copy !req
274. It's a very beautiful
time of the year.Copy !req
275. Okay.
Well, you two have fun.Copy !req
276. We should probably leave
if we want to beat the rush-hour traffic.Copy !req
277. Ruth?
Honey, what's wrong?Copy !req
278. My children don't
need me anymore.Copy !req
279. Let's think of this as a celebration...Copy !req
280. of your uncle's life.Copy !req
281. Now, the Titan is an excellent choice
for a distinguished gentleman.Copy !req
282. It's solid mahogany. It's hand-finished.
Burlwood and nickel accents.Copy !req
283. And Grace Field...Copy !req
284. Grace Field
is a lovely place for interment.Copy !req
285. It's serene.
It's pastoral.Copy !req
286. How much?Copy !req
287. Well, after you sign the contract,
we take care of everything.Copy !req
288. There's no worry.
There's no pain.Copy !req
289. How much?Copy !req
290. It comes to just
under $20,000.Copy !req
291. You're charging $ 12,000
for the Titan?Copy !req
292. What is that,
like a 300 percent markup?Copy !req
293. I could come down to 10.Copy !req
294. And Grace Field is in between
a power station and a freeway.Copy !req
295. There are nicer cemeteries.Copy !req
296. But they're just a little
bit more expensive.Copy !req
297. No, thanks.Copy !req
298. We'll try and find somewhere that
doesn't just want to swindle us.Copy !req
299. Nice tie.Copy !req
300. - This business is a total racket.
- What business isn't?Copy !req
301. You know, sometimes
I wish I could be this...Copy !req
302. completely selfish asshole
that didn't give a shit about anything...Copy !req
303. and I could just work at some mindless
job that paid me a fuckload of money.Copy !req
304. - No, you don't.
- It would make my life a lot easier.Copy !req
305. You don't want
your life to be easy.Copy !req
306. Gabe?Copy !req
307. Hi.Copy !req
308. I didn't know if
anybody was home.Copy !req
309. Did you ring the bell?Copy !req
310. I just... I came by
to drop off this stuff.Copy !req
311. Okay.Copy !req
312. It's my brother's soccer clothes.Copy !req
313. I thought that he might
like to get buried in them.Copy !req
314. You think that's okay?Copy !req
315. Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's really nice.Copy !req
316. I went to your house.Copy !req
317. You see my mom?Copy !req
318. Yeah.Copy !req
319. Just like a zombie.
Just sits there.Copy !req
320. I don't know why she blames herself.
It's my fault. I killed him.Copy !req
321. Gabe, no.
It was an accident.Copy !req
322. It wouldn't have happened
if I'd been watching him.Copy !req
323. My mom can't even find Anthony's dad
to tell him what happened.Copy !req
324. Probably moved.
We haven't seen him in, like, two years.Copy !req
325. Oh, that sucks.Copy !req
326. He's a fucking drunken dipshit. He used
to kick my ass just to prove he could.Copy !req
327. You know when people would call you
those things like...Copy !req
328. "cemetery girl" and "Vampira"?Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. I never thought that was funny.Copy !req
331. I should go. Would you just
make sure your brother gets these?Copy !req
332. Of course.Copy !req
333. Hey, look. If you need
anything, like to talk...Copy !req
334. or something,
you can call me.Copy !req
335. All right.Copy !req
336. - Where do you want to hang the food?
- Can't it wait till after dinner?Copy !req
337. I've already taken out what we're
going to eat. I'd rather not risk it.Copy !req
338. I'm sorry it's inconvenient...Copy !req
339. but would you prefer we were mauled
in our sleep by bears?Copy !req
340. Ruth?
You need to relax.Copy !req
341. Hello, I'm Rosemary.
How can I help you?Copy !req
342. Hi. I need to make
arrangements for a funeral.Copy !req
343. All right.Copy !req
344. My wife's in the restroom.
She'll be out in a minute.Copy !req
345. - Can I ask who the funeral is for?
- It's for me.Copy !req
346. Bet you don't get too many people
shopping for their own funeral.Copy !req
347. It happens. Most people who know
they're going to die want to have a say.Copy !req
348. Planning it with your husband could be
a meaningful process for you both.Copy !req
349. - Is it cancer?
- Yeah.Copy !req
350. It's everywhere.
Liver now.Copy !req
351. - Brenda.
- My husband hates me doing this.Copy !req
352. He wants me to spend this time
doing things I always dreamed of...Copy !req
353. but never gave
myself permission to...Copy !req
354. Pardon me.Copy !req
355. The coughing blood and pissing needles
thing kind of gets in the way.Copy !req
356. - He just wants you to be happy.
- He just doesn't want me to die.Copy !req
357. Okay, it's just too fucked up, Brenda.
I can't do it. I can't.Copy !req
358. - He's not ready.
- It's hard for him.Copy !req
359. Probably harder
than it is for you.Copy !req
360. That was the most fucked up
thing you've ever done to me.Copy !req
361. - Sorry.
- That was like the shit...Copy !req
362. you pulled on those doctors
to get a rise out of them.Copy !req
363. - Are you gonna start barking at me?
- I might.Copy !req
364. - What you did just now was not funny!
- Well, it wasn't meant to be.Copy !req
365. You counsel people about
death every day, Nate...Copy !req
366. when death is what
you're most afraid of.Copy !req
367. - What's wrong with this picture?
- Of course I'm afraid of it.Copy !req
368. - What sane person isn't?
- I'm not.Copy !req
369. Yeah, well, I said, what sane person.Copy !req
370. - Hello.
- Hey.Copy !req
371. - Hey, what's up?
- Nothing, I just...Copy !req
372. I just wanted to
talk to somebody.Copy !req
373. - What are you doing tonight?
- I don't know. What are you doing?Copy !req
374. You.Copy !req
375. Shit. Fuck! Shit.Copy !req
376. - What are you looking for?
- Aspirin.Copy !req
377. I know there was a bottle
of aspirin in here.Copy !req
378. Yeah, I took some earlier.Copy !req
379. You did? Are you okay?Copy !req
380. Yeah, why?Copy !req
381. You found it, didn't you?
You found it and kept it for yourself.Copy !req
382. - What's going on with you?
- Nothing.Copy !req
383. You're wearing my shirt.Copy !req
384. - Fuck!
- What is this, like a date?Copy !req
385. Sort of.Copy !req
386. No way, you're dating
the square-dancing guy?Copy !req
387. - Weird.
- Weird why?Copy !req
388. No, I get it. He's hot in a kind of
generic, Banana Republic kind of way.Copy !req
389. - Claire, I really need that aspirin bottle.
- David, I really don't have it.Copy !req
390. - What was in there?
- He gave me some pills.Copy !req
391. Now I'll have to say, "Sorry, I lost
them because I'm this old-guy geek...Copy !req
392. and I'm completely uncool in this world
in which you seem to thrive...Copy !req
393. you perfect distillation
of human evolution."Copy !req
394. Okay, is this split
personality thing...Copy !req
395. like, something that happens
when Mom goes out of town?Copy !req
396. Because I like you
like this way better.Copy !req
397. - Dinner was delicious.
- Food just tastes better outdoors.Copy !req
398. Remember what we ate
the first time we went camping?Copy !req
399. No.Copy !req
400. - Pork chops with fire-roasted vegetables.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
401. The sky was so clear that night.
Just like tonight.Copy !req
402. Did you know you're not supposed
to go camping if you're menstruating?Copy !req
403. - What?
- It's true.Copy !req
404. My husband buried
a young woman once.Copy !req
405. She went on a camping trip.
She was menstruating.Copy !req
406. A bear smelled the blood and
killed her in her sleeping bag.Copy !req
407. Killed one of her friends too.Copy !req
408. But we only buried her.
Not the friend.Copy !req
409. I'm glad we're seeing
each other again.Copy !req
410. Me too. It's nice.Copy !req
411. - What's wrong?
- I've got a little bit of a headache.Copy !req
412. I'm sorry I forgot those pills.Copy !req
413. That's no big deal.
You can be my drug tonight.Copy !req
414. So, what's with the guy who's been
staring at you since we got here?Copy !req
415. Shit! That's Keith.
We dated.Copy !req
416. - He's pretty hot. You guys still friends?
- Not really.Copy !req
417. - Why not? I'm friends with my exes.
- Why doesn't that surprise me?Copy !req
418. He's coming over.
Is he into three-ways?Copy !req
419. He's a cop, so don't mention
the drugs or anything.Copy !req
420. - Sure, Dad.
- David.Copy !req
421. - Keith, hi. How's it going?
- Good. It's going good.Copy !req
422. This is the last place
I'd ever expect to see you.Copy !req
423. Yeah. Well, it was Kurt's idea.
Kurt, this is Keith.Copy !req
424. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
425. Kurt teaches square dancing.Copy !req
426. Tried to get David to go dancing
when we were together.Copy !req
427. Told me he didn't
even like to dance.Copy !req
428. Thanks.Copy !req
429. - Eddie, this is David and...
- Kurt. Hi.Copy !req
430. Hi.Copy !req
431. Hi.Copy !req
432. - So how'd you guys meet?
- Eddie's an EMT.Copy !req
433. Met on the job.
Newlyweds in a car crash.Copy !req
434. He saved the bride
right in front of me.Copy !req
435. - What about the groom?
- Didn't make it.Copy !req
436. The bride had eternity with the man
she loved right in front of her...Copy !req
437. then you go save her and
she ends up left behind, alone.Copy !req
438. That's one way
of looking at it.Copy !req
439. Well, it's good to see you.Copy !req
440. - Yeah, nice meeting you.
- You too.Copy !req
441. Well, of course he's dating
Mr. Fucking Super Guy ER.Copy !req
442. I bet they have great sex,
I mean, with the uniforms and all.Copy !req
443. I dated a cop once. Total control freak.
Now, firemen on the other hand...Copy !req
444. Is dating an excuse for you to figure out
who you wanna be when you grow up?Copy !req
445. I don't know.
Is dating like an excuse...Copy !req
446. for you to see who you wished
you'd been when you were my age?Copy !req
447. - Let's get out of here.
- Why?Copy !req
448. Come on.Copy !req
449. David. Wait, David.
Look...Copy !req
450. - Who was that?
- Just a guy I know.Copy !req
451. He wants to go home with us.Copy !req
452. - I don't think so.
- Come on, you'll love him.Copy !req
453. - I promise, he's a total fuck machine.
- I said, no.Copy !req
454. Why not? Why are you
taking this so seriously?Copy !req
455. Because I'm a serious guy.
I bury people for a living.Copy !req
456. Well, that shit's in your head.Copy !req
457. Yeah, you're right.
That shit is in my head.Copy !req
458. Look, go. Have fun. I'm just too...Copy !req
459. I'm sorry that I can't...Copy !req
460. I'm sorry. Bye.Copy !req
461. You really spooked me, Bren.Copy !req
462. What?
The idea of me dying?Copy !req
463. Well, yeah.Copy !req
464. I will die someday.Copy !req
465. We die, Nate.Copy !req
466. We all die.Copy !req
467. Hello?Copy !req
468. You certainly took
your sweet time getting here.Copy !req
469. - You'll ruin that shirt.
- Who cares?Copy !req
470. What, you're hitting on me now?
Two guys aren't enough, you slut?Copy !req
471. Oh, dear.
I suppose I owe you an apology.Copy !req
472. - Why? I'm dead.
- Yes, but I was seeing Hiram before you...Copy !req
473. I was gone long before I died.Copy !req
474. You'd like Hiram. He's kind.
He makes me laugh.Copy !req
475. - I got my money on the florist.
- Oh, heavens no, Nathaniel.Copy !req
476. The man is a complete savage.Copy !req
477. Oh, God. This is the hearse
that was always stalling, isn't it?Copy !req
478. Remember after that funeral in Malibu
for that jazz musician?Copy !req
479. We broke down on the side of the PCH
and we made love in the back.Copy !req
480. If this baby could talk.Copy !req
481. Nathaniel, what happened to us?
We were so in love once.Copy !req
482. Life happened to us.Copy !req
483. I buried hundreds of people
and we watched each other grow old.Copy !req
484. - But we're not old.
- Well, technically speaking...Copy !req
485. I'm as old as
I'm ever gonna get.Copy !req
486. We were such children
when we met.Copy !req
487. Then we watched
those children disappear.Copy !req
488. Damn it! Stalled again.
Won't go forward. Won't go back.Copy !req
489. Well, these can't be helping.Copy !req
490. No tears.Copy !req
491. - I miss what we had.
- So find it again.Copy !req
492. What a beautiful day.
You should have woken me up.Copy !req
493. I thought you could use the sleep
after the night we had.Copy !req
494. You've never been that
passionate with me before.Copy !req
495. Thank you for a wonderful night.Copy !req
496. - Last night?
- You were spectacular.Copy !req
497. What?Copy !req
498. - Do I just sit anywhere?
- Wherever you'd like.Copy !req
499. - Nice suit.
- Thank you. Bought it last week.Copy !req
500. You need more than one suit
to be a funeral director.Copy !req
501. No, you need
to pass a test first.Copy !req
502. You just can't let
go of that, can you?Copy !req
503. - I failed the first time I took it.
- You did not.Copy !req
504. Yes, I did. I fuck up a lot more
than you might think. I fuck up a lot.Copy !req
505. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
506. - How are you holding up?
- Okay, I guess.Copy !req
507. It's just weird.Copy !req
508. Why are you being
so nice to me?Copy !req
509. - You little bastard!
- Sam, we didn't think you'd show.Copy !req
510. - Stop it!
- Stop! Leave him alone!Copy !req
511. I'm gonna kill you,
you useless fuck!Copy !req
512. Okay, everybody calm down.Copy !req
513. Probably wasted out of your mind,
whacking off!Copy !req
514. Let my kid shoot himself!Copy !req
515. You're gonna blame him?Copy !req
516. Where the fuck were you
for the past two years?Copy !req
517. All right, just take it easy.Copy !req
518. - Everything all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
519. - Don't worry about it, I'll deal with it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
520. Who the fuck
was that little bitch out there?Copy !req
521. That's my sister.Copy !req
522. You should warn her. Gabriel has
been a fuckup his whole life.Copy !req
523. When I lived there, he used
to drive his mother nuts...Copy !req
524. with all the shit that he'd do.
Staying out all night.Copy !req
525. No fucking responsibility.Copy !req
526. - That's my kid who's dead.
- I know.Copy !req
527. It was my gun.
I bought it for Vickie.Copy !req
528. Because I was gonna leave for a while,
you know? Go up north for a job.Copy !req
529. Make some extra money.Copy !req
530. How could he let
something like this happen?Copy !req
531. It's not right.
It's just not fucking right!Copy !req
532. Jesus, he was 6!Copy !req
533. Everybody dies.Copy !req
534. Some of us live to be 100, some never
make it through the first day.Copy !req
535. That's just a fucking
fact of nature, pal.Copy !req
536. Who the fuck
do you think you are?Copy !req
537. You can punch as many
people as you want.Copy !req
538. It's not gonna change
the fact that boy is dead.Copy !req
539. And your chance to be
in his life is over.Copy !req
540. Did you use that time well
or did you just piss it away?Copy !req
541. And your own fucking life
is a ticking clock too.Copy !req
542. Everybody's is.Copy !req
543. - Mom, you're home. I was worried.
- Worried, why?Copy !req
544. - Did you have a good time?
- Oh, David, you must go camping.Copy !req
545. It's so spectacular
up there right now.Copy !req
546. Spring is such a full time.
So much color, so much detail.Copy !req
547. And the smells.
It's like nothing else.Copy !req
548. And you're okay?
No sickness, no headaches?Copy !req
549. Oh, no.
I had one on the trip...Copy !req
550. but I took some aspirin
and it just disappeared.Copy !req
551. Yes, well, aspirin is
damn good stuff.Copy !req
552. How was the service?Copy !req
553. There was a fight that broke out,
but I let Nate take care of it.Copy !req
554. I'm glad you boys are working
so well together now.Copy !req
555. Claire, you look terrible.
Are you not feeling well?Copy !req
556. I'm just a little wrecked.
We buried my friend's brother today.Copy !req
557. He's your friend?
I had no idea.Copy !req
558. Yeah.Copy !req
559. He's the foot guy.Copy !req
560. Oh, my God.Copy !req
561. Good night.Copy !req
562. There's so much you wish you could
protect your children from.Copy !req
563. Night, Mom.Copy !req
564. Night, dear.Copy !req