1. Damn, this house is cold.Copy !req
2. Shit, Hattie,
it's like a goddamn icebox.Copy !req
3. Well, no wonder.
Girl, are you crazy?Copy !req
4. We live in the desert.
It gets cold at night.Copy !req
5. You plan on sleeping all day?Copy !req
6. I was planning to get me some
breakfast before nightfall.Copy !req
7. Come on, bitch.
Get your lazy ass up.Copy !req
8. Come on, now,
this ain't the old folks' home.Copy !req
9. Hattie.Copy !req
10. Hattie?Copy !req
11. I hate this client.Copy !req
12. Every time she gets dumped by a guy,
she gets a puppy.Copy !req
13. So now she's got, like, 15 dogs.Copy !req
14. They're all male, they're all huge
and they sit there and watch...Copy !req
15. with their tongues hanging out
while I work on her.Copy !req
16. It's like being in some live sex show
for Asian businessmen and frat boys.Copy !req
17. Which I actually did for a while,
back in the '80s, to make some money.Copy !req
18. I got this great thing going
with Ping-Pong balls you'd really like.Copy !req
19. I'm gonna
show it to you sometime.Copy !req
20. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I got some
hedge clippers and cut off your dick?Copy !req
21. - What?
- Do me a favor, okay?Copy !req
22. - Don't read that shit in front of me.
- You gave it to me.Copy !req
23. - Yeah, come on, I'm late.
- I'm at the part with the doll.Copy !req
24. Why is your doll angry?Copy !req
25. Because she got raped.Copy !req
26. - Really? By who?
- By you.Copy !req
27. Brenda, do you know
what "raped" means?Copy !req
28. It means she was forced
into sexual intercourse against her will.Copy !req
29. It's so cool. You're doing it to scare
them into leaving you alone, right?Copy !req
30. - What do you want from me? I was 8.
- Did it work?Copy !req
31. No, it didn't work.
I just got a whole new level of scrutiny...Copy !req
32. by a different set of vultures,
only they were women.Copy !req
33. I'm leaving.
You still want a ride?Copy !req
34. - You all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.Copy !req
35. What are you doing today?Copy !req
36. Well, the cabinets.
I'm gonna try to organize the cabinets.Copy !req
37. Good.Copy !req
38. - I'll be downstairs.
- All right.Copy !req
39. - Hey, Bobby.
- Yeah.Copy !req
40. Bring the Lincoln Town Car
around front.Copy !req
41. So you're the other Fisher boy, huh?
The one from where, Oregon?Copy !req
42. - Seattle.
- Right, with the health-food thing.Copy !req
43. - Yep.
- I remember your dad talking about you.Copy !req
44. I'm sorry to hear about him, man.
He was a funny guy.Copy !req
45. Yeah?Copy !req
46. - No, you don't pay.
- Don't pay?Copy !req
47. Yeah. Your dad buried my brother
a few years back. It's in trade.Copy !req
48. My father traded a funeral
for oil changes?Copy !req
49. Yeah, guess so.Copy !req
50. Bye, Mom.
Have a good day.Copy !req
51. So would you like us to take care of
finding you a cemetery plot, Mr. Jones?Copy !req
52. - Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
- Would you like a double plot?Copy !req
53. What for?Copy !req
54. Well, one for your wife, and one for you.
Next to each other.Copy !req
55. It this what you do all the time?
Sell people their own graves?Copy !req
56. - Yes, sir. This is my job.
- Don't try to pull that shit with me, boy.Copy !req
57. I want a simple box, no frills.Copy !req
58. You can't take advantage of me
because I'm old. I'll kick your ass!Copy !req
59. Just a single plot, then.Copy !req
60. No. Double plot.
Shit.Copy !req
61. Will you want Mrs. Jones
prepared for viewing?Copy !req
62. Yes, I wanna see her, but I don't
want you messing with her none.Copy !req
63. I don't want you to cut her
or stick her or pickle her like an egg.Copy !req
64. If you want a viewing,
I recommend...Copy !req
65. That's my wife, boy!
I don't want you to touch her!Copy !req
66. Mr. Jones, I can guarantee
that you will not want to see her...Copy !req
67. nor will anyone else,
unless she's been embalmed.Copy !req
68. I would beg you to consider
what your wife would want.Copy !req
69. She's dead, fool.
Don't matter what she wants.Copy !req
70. Well, yes, sir, but...Copy !req
71. After death, the body immediately
begins to decompose.Copy !req
72. Much quicker than you might think.
The skin begins to separate.Copy !req
73. There's quite an unpleasant odor.Copy !req
74. Should you choose to forgo embalming,
my recommendation would be cremation.Copy !req
75. As soon as possible.Copy !req
76. That's just the way it is,
Mr. Jones.Copy !req
77. I don't wanna burn her up.
I wanna see her.Copy !req
78. Fine. You do understand, however,
that means she'll need to be embalmed.Copy !req
79. - I ain't paying for that.
- Sir, the cost is minimal.Copy !req
80. I will waive the embalming fee,
Mr. Jones. All right?Copy !req
81. That was a good sermon,
I thought.Copy !req
82. - Did you?
- You didn't?Copy !req
83. - I didn't really listen to it.
- Hello!Copy !req
84. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
85. Hello, Mrs. Fisher.
I'm Tracy Blair, David's friend.Copy !req
86. Tracy.Copy !req
87. I keep asking him
when we're gonna meet his fianc'ee.Copy !req
88. - Does she go to another church?
- Yes.Copy !req
89. What fianc'ee?Copy !req
90. Tracy, I told you, Jennifer and I
had broken it off years ago.Copy !req
91. You did?
So there's no fianc'ee now?Copy !req
92. Excuse us.Copy !req
93. - It's really a sore subject for us all.
- You're hurting my arm.Copy !req
94. Ruth.Copy !req
95. - Hiram.
- How are you?Copy !req
96. I'm fine, thank you.
Have you been coming to church?Copy !req
97. - I haven't seen you.
- I wanted to give us some space.Copy !req
98. Please don't sacrifice anything
on my account.Copy !req
99. Little late for that.Copy !req
100. - I miss you. Can I see you?
- No.Copy !req
101. Ruth, haven't you
punished yourself enough?Copy !req
102. Shall we go?Copy !req
103. - Hi, I'm David Fisher.
- Hiram Gunderson.Copy !req
104. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
105. - You're the hairdresser.
- It's nice to meet you, son.Copy !req
106. - Don't call me that.
- David!Copy !req
107. What?Copy !req
108. - I'll go get the car.
- No, I'm coming with you.Copy !req
109. It's good to see you.
You look well.Copy !req
110. Okay, I hear you.
Jesus!Copy !req
111. Who are you?Copy !req
112. - I live here. Who are you?
- I wanna see my wife.Copy !req
113. Oh, I'm sorry. We're not open yet.
Everyone who knows anything is gone.Copy !req
114. I wanna see my wife.Copy !req
115. Sir, I don't deal with the dead people,
so you're just gonna have to come back.Copy !req
116. Bitch, I don't need
your permission.Copy !req
117. Sir, you're just gonna
have to come back later.Copy !req
118. - My foot.
- What?Copy !req
119. Help! Help! There's a white girl
trying to cripple an old black man.Copy !req
120. Honestly.Copy !req
121. Look, sir, you can't go in there.Copy !req
122. Hello?Copy !req
123. Hello, is anyone home?Copy !req
124. Yes, in here.Copy !req
125. - Who's your friend?
- Hell if I know.Copy !req
126. His wife died, and he wanted to see her.
I guess she isn't ready yet.Copy !req
127. He was about to keel over,
so I helped him sit down.Copy !req
128. Then I had to listen to him bitch
about public transportation forever...Copy !req
129. then he just, like, passed out.Copy !req
130. Now I can't get his fucking hand
to let go.Copy !req
131. - Maybe he died.
- Very funny.Copy !req
132. No, he's still breathing and farting.Copy !req
133. - Can you help me pry his hand loose?
- Sure.Copy !req
134. Is Nate around?Copy !req
135. I just bought this fabulous antique chest,
weighs a ton.Copy !req
136. - I'm gonna need a hand getting it home.
- No, I haven't seen him.Copy !req
137. - I can help you move it, though.
- No. Thanks.Copy !req
138. So I'm no good because the cabinet
moving thing's just foreplay for you...Copy !req
139. to fuck my brother?Copy !req
140. No. I'm just not into babysitting
high-school girls.Copy !req
141. - No offense.
- Let go of me!Copy !req
142. Damn, what you all doing?
Trying to steal my watch?Copy !req
143. Ought to call the goddamn cops.Copy !req
144. Why? You're the one who's
breaking and entering.Copy !req
145. Look. We've gotta go
move a chest.Copy !req
146. Someone should be back soon
to let you see your wife.Copy !req
147. - Hey, little girl.
- What?Copy !req
148. You ain't fooling nobody.Copy !req
149. Great. Thanks. I'll work on that.
I'll be, like, one minute to change, okay?Copy !req
150. Are you gonna be okay here alone?Copy !req
151. Everybody's alone.Copy !req
152. You born alone,
you die alone, goddamn it.Copy !req
153. I'm sorry about your wife.Copy !req
154. You didn't know her.Copy !req
155. Jessica Wilcox?Copy !req
156. I'm Nate Fisher.
Nathaniel's son.Copy !req
157. I wondered why I hadn't heard
from Nathaniel in quite a while.Copy !req
158. I hate this. I hate that I'll never
see him again. He was such a kook.Copy !req
159. A kook? Dad?Copy !req
160. I don't think anybody
ever made me laugh like that.Copy !req
161. He had such a sense of humor.Copy !req
162. - So I hear.
- He was really proud of you.Copy !req
163. - I'm Nate, not David.
- I know who you are.Copy !req
164. You're the one who took off.
Your father really respected you for that.Copy !req
165. Said he wished he'd had the guts
to do that when he was a kid.Copy !req
166. Ms. Wilcox, did you have some kind
of arrangement with my father?Copy !req
167. - Arrangement?
- In our ledgers, some of the funerals...Copy !req
168. were marked differently,
and your mother's was one.Copy !req
169. It seems my father sometimes traded his
services for payments other than cash.Copy !req
170. Please don't take this the wrong way,
but can I see some kind of identification?Copy !req
171. - Driver's license would do.
- Sure.Copy !req
172. Libra, huh?
I would've taken you for a Capricorn.Copy !req
173. - You drink a lot of coffee up in Seattle?
- Yeah.Copy !req
174. Better be careful.
Give you kidney stones.Copy !req
175. Come on. Surely you wouldn't begrudge
your father such a minor indulgence.Copy !req
176. - My father never smoked pot.
- Not in front of you, he didn't.Copy !req
177. It's the finest organic.
Grown up in San Francisco by my son.Copy !req
178. Take it.
It's your father's monthly supply.Copy !req
179. How is your mother doing
with the grieving, David?Copy !req
180. She's fine. As far as I can tell. You know
her, she likes to suffer in silence.Copy !req
181. That seems to be a family trait.Copy !req
182. You know, it's God's will
for us to live our lives fully.Copy !req
183. Breathing in the joy around us,
not just shouldering the pain.Copy !req
184. God wants you to be happy.Copy !req
185. I call them "energy buns."
They're my own recipe.Copy !req
186. Well, not really. Adding the peppers,
I picked up on my honeymoon.Copy !req
187. - Have you ever been to Brazil?
- No.Copy !req
188. Oh, my God, Brazilians
are the most beautiful people alive!Copy !req
189. They're like these fabulous mongrels...Copy !req
190. who've incorporated all the very best
attributes from every race.Copy !req
191. I mean, all that
crossbreeding. Hello!Copy !req
192. I had a half-breed mutt
who lived to be almost 20.Copy !req
193. Then I got this purebred corgi, and its
hips disintegrated before it was even 2.Copy !req
194. - Here you go.
- Fuck you, church freaks.Copy !req
195. Well, enjoy.Copy !req
196. Do you cook?
I hate cooking just for myself.Copy !req
197. That's the worst part
about being divorced.Copy !req
198. That and the whole
no-regular-sex thing.Copy !req
199. David? Could I talk to you
for a moment?Copy !req
200. - Alone?
- Excuse us.Copy !req
201. - What do you want?
- Ruth won't talk to me.Copy !req
202. I'm worried about her.
I was hoping you could...Copy !req
203. You were fucking my mother
while my father was still alive...Copy !req
204. and now you want me to...?
- I understand if you're upset...Copy !req
205. Understand this. Whatever you have with
my mother is between you and her...Copy !req
206. but I have no interest in helping you.Copy !req
207. Table for one?Copy !req
208. - Are you the owner?
- Yes.Copy !req
209. Did you know my father,
Nathaniel Fisher?Copy !req
210. This used to be our storeroom...Copy !req
211. but when I finally got a loan from the
bank, I put an extension out the kitchen.Copy !req
212. Your father buried my wife
seven years ago.Copy !req
213. I had very little money
for the funeral.Copy !req
214. He asked if he could have
this room as his own...Copy !req
215. and that would
be my settlement.Copy !req
216. What did he do here?Copy !req
217. I don't know.Copy !req
218. - Stay as long as you like.
- How often did he come here?Copy !req
219. Sometimes, we wouldn't see him
for months.Copy !req
220. Sometimes, he was here every day.Copy !req
221. Mrs. Fisher.Copy !req
222. Good afternoon, Nikolai.Copy !req
223. I don't believe I've had a chance
to thank you yet.Copy !req
224. When Kroehner started pressuring
everyone to cut us off...Copy !req
225. most of our suppliers
just abandoned Fisher & Sons.Copy !req
226. - You stuck with us.
- Of course I stick with you.Copy !req
227. Here.Copy !req
228. Thank you.Copy !req
229. These flowers are not going
to plant themselves.Copy !req
230. Such delicate skin.
You have Russian color.Copy !req
231. I do?Copy !req
232. You don't like the beauty you have?Copy !req
233. The front door is open.
You can leave the flowers inside.Copy !req
234. Okay.Copy !req
235. Okay. That is where
that is going to have to stay.Copy !req
236. - God, that shit was heavy.
- You wanted to help.Copy !req
237. Oh, my God.
Is this yours?Copy !req
238. No. That's Nate's, but he keeps
leaving it in my car.Copy !req
239. - I love this book.
- You've read it?Copy !req
240. Yeah. My friends and I were
all over it three summers ago...Copy !req
241. before they all turned into pretentious
drama nerds and abandoned me.Copy !req
242. Thank God.Copy !req
243. - What's your favorite part?
- Oh, they're too numerous to mention.Copy !req
244. Where's that part where she, like,
stops speaking for a month...Copy !req
245. and just barks at them?Copy !req
246. Brenda...Copy !req
247. Brenda, I know you're angry.Copy !req
248. Can you talk to me?Copy !req
249. You know they put me in therapy
because I stole that foot?Copy !req
250. Yeah. Nate told me.Copy !req
251. God, I would love to go into one of those
sessions and just bark.Copy !req
252. Just to see the look on his face.Copy !req
253. So do you totally identify
with this book too?Copy !req
254. Of course she does.
It's about her.Copy !req
255. What?Copy !req
256. She's Charlotte.Copy !req
257. You're shitting me.Copy !req
258. Is he for real?Copy !req
259. Completely.Copy !req
260. Oh, my God.Copy !req
261. Oh, my God.Copy !req
262. This is like meeting Gandhi or Jesus.Copy !req
263. Don't tell me.
The book spoke to you.Copy !req
264. Like it was written specifically for you.Copy !req
265. Well, yeah, in a way.Copy !req
266. Have you been to the website?Copy !req
267. - There's a website?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
268. There's a fan club.Copy !req
269. Yeah. Those lonely little girls
desperate for something to emulate.Copy !req
270. Apparently, they're not original enough
to come up with anything on their own.Copy !req
271. Well, that's what I like to see,
drinking before sundown.Copy !req
272. Hi, I'm Billy.Copy !req
273. - I'm Claire.
- How do you know my sister?Copy !req
274. Through my brother Nate.
They're dating.Copy !req
275. Oh, yeah? Dating?
Like what, going steady?Copy !req
276. He give her his ID bracelet?Copy !req
277. She carve his initials in her arms
so they'd be there forever?Copy !req
278. Yo, Bren.Copy !req
279. You should've seen me
out on the ocean today.Copy !req
280. All those Venice dicks
taking themselves so seriously.Copy !req
281. - You surf?
- Me? Do I look like I surf?Copy !req
282. Do I?Copy !req
283. You'll freeze your ass off
at this time of year, wearing that thing.Copy !req
284. So? It's my ass.Copy !req
285. Oh, fine. You wanna get pneumonia
again, go right ahead.Copy !req
286. Claire, I should take you home.
I got stuff to do.Copy !req
287. - That's all right, I'll take her.
- Great.Copy !req
288. Oh, no, I've got time.
We just need to go right now.Copy !req
289. If you have stuff to do,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
290. Yeah, do your stuff.Copy !req
291. I just have to take a shower.Copy !req
292. So I'm walking along one day, and this
asshole stops me and asks if I'm all right.Copy !req
293. He says I got a look.Copy !req
294. He'd seen a man with that same
look once and had ignored it.Copy !req
295. And that man had jumped out
a nine-story window.Copy !req
296. Do you know the reconstruction
involved in a death like that?Copy !req
297. This business gets under your skin.
It's like a fucking virus.Copy !req
298. You can even see it on your face.Copy !req
299. Smell it on you.Copy !req
300. What the hell is this place?
This music?Copy !req
301. Since when do you listen
to the Classics IV?Copy !req
302. What did you do here?
Who the hell are you?Copy !req
303. So many questions. Why couldn't you
ask them when I was still alive?Copy !req
304. It's okay. I couldn't have answered
most of them anyway.Copy !req
305. Unlike now.
Now I'm a fucking prophet.Copy !req
306. Right.Copy !req
307. You think I'm kidding, buddy boy?Copy !req
308. That's one of the perks of being dead.
You know what happens after you die...Copy !req
309. and you know the meaning of life.Copy !req
310. - That seems fairly useless.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
311. Life is wasted on the living.Copy !req
312. - Could've told me you were proud of me.
- You were never around for me to tell.Copy !req
313. Which is exactly
what I was proud of you for.Copy !req
314. Therein lies your Catch-22.Copy !req
315. - So, what's the meaning of life?
- You really wanna know?Copy !req
316. I don't know.Copy !req
317. Will it fuck me up if I do?Copy !req
318. Oh, David, you make
such a handsome deacon.Copy !req
319. All those old stiffs.
Finally, a dose of Viagra to the place.Copy !req
320. Oh, I don't mean that literally.
Not like you'd need it.Copy !req
321. Thank you, Tracy.Copy !req
322. So... No fianc'ee, huh?Copy !req
323. No, no. That's over.Copy !req
324. But she broke my heart,
and I'm just not ready...Copy !req
325. or interested in any sort
of relationship now.Copy !req
326. - Come on, any relationship?
- I'm just not ready.Copy !req
327. And I doubt that I will be
for quite some time.Copy !req
328. Well, what if Cindy Crawford
were to walk up to you and say:Copy !req
329. "Just use me for sex"?Copy !req
330. - I would say no.
- Liar.Copy !req
331. Is it so wrong
to want a little human contact?Copy !req
332. You're lonely too.
I can tell.Copy !req
333. For chrissake, Tracy.Copy !req
334. What does it take?
No.Copy !req
335. Well, you don't have to be
so mean about it.Copy !req
336. Apparently, I do.
I come here to feed these people...Copy !req
337. because I don't want
to talk to anybody.Copy !req
338. Do us both a favor. Go to a bar.
Pick somebody up.Copy !req
339. - No. We just met.
- I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
340. I'm just so turned on by you.Copy !req
341. Shut up.Copy !req
342. - I have to go home.
- Hey...Copy !req
343. - I wanna see you again.
- Good.Copy !req
344. But I'm not some skank
for you to fuck.Copy !req
345. If that's what you're into,
go and find that somewhere else.Copy !req
346. That's not what I'm into, Claire.Copy !req
347. I swear.Copy !req
348. If you're lying, I swear to God,
I will kill you.Copy !req
349. I will kick your ass.Copy !req
350. You do not want to mess with me.Copy !req
351. - That ain't her.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
352. That ain't my wife. That ain't my Hattie.
What did you do with my Hattie?Copy !req
353. Mr. Jones, with all due respect...Copy !req
354. I don't want your respect.
I want my wife.Copy !req
355. Sir, that is your wife.Copy !req
356. - You married?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
357. She all young and pretty,
know how to treat you right?Copy !req
358. Yes, sir.Copy !req
359. You can't believe how lucky
you are.Copy !req
360. How life can be so good
to you, right?Copy !req
361. She gonna turn to that.Copy !req
362. We all do.Copy !req
363. Well, don't that piss you off, boy?Copy !req
364. Not yet.Copy !req
365. - He used this how long?
- Seven years.Copy !req
366. It's weird how you keep showing me
rooms people used to live in.Copy !req
367. I think it's fucking weird. He'd sit in this
sad little room, doing God knows what.Copy !req
368. Why does it have to be sad?Copy !req
369. Look around.Copy !req
370. - I think it's fascinating.
- Really? Why?Copy !req
371. It's such a mystery, you know?Copy !req
372. - You'll never know what went on here.
- That's exactly what's driving me crazy.Copy !req
373. So, what if you did know?
Had it all explained to you.Copy !req
374. I bet it wouldn't be nearly
as interesting or fun.Copy !req
375. Your father would be a lot more boring.
You enjoy this.Copy !req
376. Come on, don't you pick up
on something?Copy !req
377. I thought things left marks in people,
in places, in time.Copy !req
378. What, you think I'm a witch?Copy !req
379. You really don't get any kind of vibe
from this place at all?Copy !req
380. You wanna know what I think?Copy !req
381. I think your father...Copy !req
382. wanted someplace
that was just his and nobody else's.Copy !req
383. Nate, if you didn't know him
when he was alive, you never will.Copy !req
384. I don't want to be somebody who,
when I die, nobody knows who I was.Copy !req
385. So don't be.Copy !req
386. How are you doing, Mr. Jones?Copy !req
387. I'm sitting here, holding my dead wife's
hand. How do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
388. Well, you let me know
if you need anything.Copy !req
389. - Oh, hello.
- For Jones.Copy !req
390. Mr. Jones, see the beautiful flowers
for your wife's viewing tomorrow?Copy !req
391. I don't know why you so excited.
They're just gonna shrivel up and die.Copy !req
392. Well, thank you.Copy !req
393. I'll see you out.Copy !req
394. I don't know what you think you're
doing, but I'll have my sons...Copy !req
395. order flowers from another florist
if this behavior continues.Copy !req
396. Which behavior?Copy !req
397. This is our place of business.
There are grieving people here.Copy !req
398. I can't have you skulking around
with that look in your eye.Copy !req
399. What look?Copy !req
400. That sex look.Copy !req
401. Maybe you like it.Copy !req
402. Lady wear red, she mean business.Copy !req
403. This is just what was clean.Copy !req
404. Lady, I can see it from here.
And I'm blind and deaf.Copy !req
405. You need to get yourself laid.Copy !req
406. Whoa. Time warp.Copy !req
407. I told you.Copy !req
408. It's pretty cozy.
For a morgue.Copy !req
409. - It must be weird.
- You get used to it.Copy !req
410. You ever done it with anyone here?Copy !req
411. Yeah, right, and have
my mother walk in? No.Copy !req
412. Wow, you look great!Copy !req
413. - Shut up.
- Come on, seduce me.Copy !req
414. There you go.
Oh, yeah. There you go.Copy !req
415. Don't pretend
like you haven't done this before.Copy !req
416. You are a natural. Look at you.
No, no, don't hide.Copy !req
417. Wait.Copy !req
418. Is this what you do?
You, like, shoot models and stuff?Copy !req
419. Hardly.Copy !req
420. Hurry, it's on a timer.Copy !req
421. Just something to remember me by.Copy !req
422. Hey, what do you think about Brenda and
your brother? Think they have a chance?Copy !req
423. I hope so.
She's pretty amazing.Copy !req
424. He'd be a real idiot to let her go.Copy !req
425. Then again, he's capable
of being an idiot sometimes.Copy !req
426. Yeah, so why is she into him?
Just hot sex?Copy !req
427. I think he's really in love with her.Copy !req
428. - How could he not be?
- Shit, I'm thirsty.Copy !req
429. You got any beer?Copy !req
430. - No, sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
431. - I should be heading out anyway.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
432. - I had fun today.
- Me too.Copy !req
433. - Let's do this again.
- Okay.Copy !req
434. Okay. Mr. Boelson is all juiced up.Copy !req
435. I'll be in around 7 tomorrow
to airbrush him...Copy !req
436. get him ready for the viewing.Copy !req
437. Unless, you know,
you want me to do him now.Copy !req
438. I was kind of hoping to get home
before Vanessa put Julio down.Copy !req
439. That's fine. Good night.Copy !req
440. Need any help?Copy !req
441. No, Federico.
Go home to your family.Copy !req
442. Don't work too hard.Copy !req
443. Mr. Jones.Copy !req
444. Time to go home.Copy !req
445. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
446. I'm Nate. I work here.Copy !req
447. - That's my wife in that box.
- I know.Copy !req
448. - I'm very sorry.
- Fifty-six years I spent...Copy !req
449. sleeping in the same bed
with that woman.Copy !req
450. Fifty-six years of listening to her
talk about the same shit.Copy !req
451. Day in, day out.Copy !req
452. - It's late. Maybe I should drive you home.
- Shut the fuck up, boy.Copy !req
453. - Let an old man speak.
- Okay.Copy !req
454. She...Copy !req
455. chased me across the front yard with
a steak knife once. Tried to cut my ass.Copy !req
456. We spent close to a year apart.Copy !req
457. That time like a hole in me now.Copy !req
458. She the only one who really knew me.Copy !req
459. Your wife will always be with you
in your memories.Copy !req
460. You love someone that much,
they never...Copy !req
461. You sell that shit to somebody
who buying it, because I ain't.Copy !req
462. You don't know nothing about love.Copy !req
463. Some pretty little thing catches your eye,
next thing you know, it's been 56 years.Copy !req
464. And you done shit all over yourself
in a movie theater...Copy !req
465. and she the only one
to help you clean it up.Copy !req
466. That's love.Copy !req
467. You don't know nothing.Copy !req
468. I won't argue that.Copy !req
469. Can I get you anything to drink?
I have beer, red wine, a little vodka.Copy !req
470. No, just water, thanks.Copy !req
471. I don't usually go out on a school night,
but you know how it is sometimes.Copy !req
472. Yeah.Copy !req
473. Here you go.
My ex.Copy !req
474. We were together nearly two years,
then he dumped me for a 22-year-old...Copy !req
475. stand-in he met on location.Copy !req
476. I think that's the only picture
I had of him I didn't tear up.Copy !req
477. It's funny, you think
you know somebody, and...Copy !req
478. I hear he's in AA now.Copy !req
479. So are you in the business?Copy !req
480. No. No, I'm a lawyer.
I'm from Boston.Copy !req
481. God, how refreshing.Copy !req
482. You tend to forget sometimes,
living in L. A...Copy !req
483. that there's this world
outside the entertainment industry...Copy !req
484. and that's the real world.Copy !req
485. So, what do you do?Copy !req
486. - Production accounting. I told you that.
- Oh, right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
487. It's okay.Copy !req
488. So, Jim...Copy !req
489. what do you like to do?Copy !req
490. - Can we sit down?
- Sure.Copy !req
491. Had a little too much
to drink there, Jim?Copy !req
492. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
493. I want to apologize
for what happened yesterday.Copy !req
494. It's okay.Copy !req
495. I should never have lashed out
at you like that. It's...Copy !req
496. I don't know
what's wrong with me. L...Copy !req
497. I was holding a saucepan
the other day...Copy !req
498. and all of a sudden, I remembered
making creamed corn in that pan.Copy !req
499. Some night
when it was raining outside...Copy !req
500. and both the boys had colds and my
husband was on a call...Copy !req
501. picking up a body.Copy !req
502. And then yesterday,
I was cleaning out the cabinets...Copy !req
503. and I found a jar of baby food
in the very back.Copy !req
504. Strained carrots
from when Claire was a baby.Copy !req
505. That jar had been sitting there
for over 15 years.Copy !req
506. I am surrounded by these...Copy !req
507. These relics
of a life that no longer exists.Copy !req
508. We're here for the Jones viewing.Copy !req
509. Right this way, please.Copy !req
510. - Yeah?
- Oh, shit, Billy, did I wake you?Copy !req
511. - I'm sorry. Fuck.
- Who is this?Copy !req
512. It's Claire.Copy !req
513. - Who?
- It's Claire. Nate's sister.Copy !req
514. I just wanted to see if maybe you wanted
to hang out after school again today.Copy !req
515. Not really,Copy !req
516. Come on, Claire,
you're what, 16?Copy !req
517. What do you think I am, a pedophile?Copy !req
518. Well?Copy !req
519. I don't know
what you want me to say.Copy !req
520. I don't want you to say anything.
I just thought you should see it.Copy !req
521. Well, I've seen it.Copy !req
522. So Dad traded a room for a funeral.
No wonder we never had any money.Copy !req
523. Didn't Dad ever say anything
about this place?Copy !req
524. Dad and I never talked
about anything but work.Copy !req
525. That's exactly the relationship
you and I have.Copy !req
526. Nate, people are allowed
to have private lives.Copy !req
527. So what if Dad had a secret room?Copy !req
528. I don't care if he brought
women here to fuck.Copy !req
529. I don't care if he brought men
back here to fuck.Copy !req
530. You think we should tell Mom
about it?Copy !req
531. Sure, why not? You won't be happy
until this whole family is in therapy.Copy !req
532. That's kind of a leap.Copy !req
533. I know you're pissed off
about a lot of shit.Copy !req
534. But I didn't make any of that shit
happen. Right, I abandoned you.Copy !req
535. Well, you know what?
I'm not your father. I'm not the one...Copy !req
536. whose responsibility it was not
to abandon you, so get over it, please.Copy !req
537. Life is just too fucking short.Copy !req
538. Thank you, Nate.
I appreciate your honesty.Copy !req
539. Wrapped, as it was,
in such a bouquet of condescension.Copy !req
540. If I were you, I'd pack this place up
before they start charging us rent.Copy !req
541. Quite a hottie, huh?Copy !req
542. This is Mom.Copy !req
543. You have no idea how beautiful
she was, buddy boy.Copy !req
544. I have no idea who you were.Copy !req
545. I really wasn't that interesting.Copy !req
546. No, I think you probably were.Copy !req
547. I think you were this great guy,
who was funny and weird and high.Copy !req
548. I was just always so afraid
of everything you did.Copy !req
549. Death.Copy !req
550. I made the decision to become a fucking
undertaker because I thought it was...Copy !req
551. something you believed in.
Now I find out...Copy !req
552. you think running away
is the best thing I ever did?Copy !req
553. - Maybe.
- I kept us from selling to Kroehner.Copy !req
554. And I'm taking the funeral director's
license test next month.Copy !req
555. Maybe I was just covering up for how
embarrassed I was when you left.Copy !req
556. Is that why you left half
the business to me?Copy !req
557. - To get back at me?
- Maybe.Copy !req
558. Maybe I wanted to see if you
had the balls to go against me.Copy !req
559. Or maybe I really wanted you to have it.
You'll never know.Copy !req
560. Goddamn it! When are you gonna stop
fucking with me?Copy !req
561. When are you gonna stop caring
what I thought?Copy !req
562. "I never knew my father."Copy !req
563. Get over it, please.Copy !req
564. Life is just too fucking short.Copy !req
565. My brother is a very complicated man.Copy !req
566. And very high-maintenance.Copy !req
567. Don't get me wrong,
I love him dearly.Copy !req
568. But I pity the woman
he ends up with.Copy !req
569. See, that's the same thing
I'd say about my brother.Copy !req
570. Nate is not even
in the same league.Copy !req
571. Was I crazy?Copy !req
572. I mean,
Billy was really acting like...Copy !req
573. Did you fuck him?Copy !req
574. No.Copy !req
575. Well, you dodged a bullet there.Copy !req
576. Is every man alive a total asshole?Copy !req
577. At some point or another.
Then again, so are we.Copy !req
578. Come on, we gotta go.Copy !req
579. I still cannot get over the fact
that you are Charlotte, Light and Dark,Copy !req
580. You have to,
because it's very irritating.Copy !req
581. - Mr. Jones is still downstairs.
- I know.Copy !req
582. This silver has been in
your father's family for three generations.Copy !req
583. I don't believe I've ever used it.Copy !req
584. I'm going to put an ad in the paper
and see if I can sell them.Copy !req
585. Mom, I found something
you probably should have.Copy !req
586. - Where did you find these?
- In the office, among Dad's things.Copy !req
587. Look at what a child I was.Copy !req
588. Your father was leaving for Vietnam.Copy !req
589. He'd volunteered as a medic.Copy !req
590. Your grandfather was furious.Copy !req
591. You don't remember
your grandfather, do you?Copy !req
592. No.Copy !req
593. He was a very unhappy man...Copy !req
594. and he wanted everyone else
to be unhappy too.Copy !req
595. We were all living in this house.Copy !req
596. You were a baby,
and there was no privacy, so...Copy !req
597. Nathaniel and I got a room
at a motel.Copy !req
598. Some seedy place in the valley.Copy !req
599. And we made love like maniacs.Copy !req
600. Like it was the last time.Copy !req
601. Your father took these pictures...Copy !req
602. in that dank little room.Copy !req
603. Told me he kept them in his pocket
in Vietnam to protect him.Copy !req
604. It's frightening
how much we change.Copy !req
605. Are you staying for dinner, dear?Copy !req
606. Yeah.Copy !req
607. Mr. Jones. Probably should think
about heading home.Copy !req
608. You've got a long day ahead of you
tomorrow with the funeral and...Copy !req
609. Mr. Jones?Copy !req
610. Mr. Jones.Copy !req
611. Mr. Jones?Copy !req
612. Oh, shit.Copy !req