1. Okay, this here's the dough mixer.Copy !req
2. You gotta get in there, really scrub it...Copy !req
3. hose it down every night.Copy !req
4. Keep the bugs out.Copy !req
5. Because someone found a roach in
a loaf of wheat once and sued.Copy !req
6. - Can't you just spray it with Raid?
- Then you got poison in bread, kill 100.Copy !req
7. Is that good?Copy !req
8. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
9. I gotta get to my chiropractor.Copy !req
10. Hey.Copy !req
11. Think anyone's
ever had sex in here?Copy !req
12. Now, why the fuck would
you even think that?Copy !req
13. Romano?Copy !req
14. Romano?Copy !req
15. Romano, are you okay?Copy !req
16. That was...Copy !req
17. You made the weirdest noise back there.Copy !req
18. If I were you, I would not
get into a weird-noise contest.Copy !req
19. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
20. Oh, boy.Copy !req
21. I love this song.Copy !req
22. This, really?Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. My dad had all these
old big-band records.Copy !req
25. It always reminds me of...Copy !req
26. I don't know, being a kid.Copy !req
27. Still being blissfully ignorant
about what a sick joke life can be.Copy !req
28. I would've pegged you
as more of a fan of...Copy !req
29. What? Sting?Copy !req
30. U2? You know, grew up in the '80s
but too straight to be into the really...Copy !req
31. hard-core punk stuff.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
32. I suppose you were into
the hard-core punk stuff.Copy !req
33. I think it was just the heroin talking.Copy !req
34. Oh, man, I love that look.Copy !req
35. No, I really should go.Copy !req
36. Mom and David and I are having
some sort of family meeting...Copy !req
37. to discuss whether we should
sell the business to Kroehner.Copy !req
38. God, I hope we will.Copy !req
39. Why?Copy !req
40. So that I can get the hell
out of here and go back to Seattle.Copy !req
41. Why don't you come with me?Copy !req
42. Why on earth would I do
something like that?Copy !req
43. Because you are my woman.Copy !req
44. - You're out of your mind.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
45. How come my name is
branded on your ass?Copy !req
46. I love that look.Copy !req
47. You don't understand
how serious this is.Copy !req
48. We're under siege by
a major corporation.Copy !req
49. - Stop being so dramatic.
- Mom, it's a fact.Copy !req
50. David, we all have problems.Copy !req
51. This oat bran is stuck on here
like cement...Copy !req
52. because you didn't soak
any water in it.Copy !req
53. Listen to me.
Kroehner is pressuring our suppliers...Copy !req
54. to demand money upfront.Copy !req
55. Now Continental Caskets wants us
to pay...Copy !req
56. for anything we put in the show room
before we sell it.Copy !req
57. That's thousands of dollars.Copy !req
58. Your father never let these things
get to him like you do.Copy !req
59. He never had to deal with
this kind of situation.Copy !req
60. I'm sure things will work out.
They always do.Copy !req
61. - No, they don't.
- Good morning.Copy !req
62. What's going on with you?Copy !req
63. Nothing.Copy !req
64. You're not leaving here until you
put some food in your stomach.Copy !req
65. I'm starving.Copy !req
66. Are you bulimic? Is that what we're
going to have to deal with now?Copy !req
67. Mom, apparently you want a child
with an eating disorder.Copy !req
68. Morning.Copy !req
69. How was your run?Copy !req
70. I haven't gone yet. I stayed over
at Brenda's last night.Copy !req
71. No one cares where you were.Copy !req
72. Why do you have to tell people
every single thing you do?Copy !req
73. Sorry, I forgot we're all supposed
to live under a shroud of secrecy.Copy !req
74. So I think we should sell.Copy !req
75. I'm not saying that just because I don't
want anything to do with this business.Copy !req
76. Have you looked at their offer?
A lot of money. Stock options?Copy !req
77. Do you have any idea
how arrogant you are?Copy !req
78. You don't get to decide
what we're doing.Copy !req
79. I own half, Dave.Copy !req
80. You haven't spent the last
11 years working here.Copy !req
81. You didn't give up
anything for this.Copy !req
82. Is this really what you want...Copy !req
83. or are you trying
to make a dead man happy?Copy !req
84. We should have this
conversation later.Copy !req
85. - Why can't she be a part of this?
- Thank you.Copy !req
86. Nate, this is all I know.Copy !req
87. Stay and run the place for Kroehner.
Go to law school like you wanted.Copy !req
88. Take my trust fund.
I'll take the cash.Copy !req
89. I think Nate's right.Copy !req
90. Who knows how long any of us has left?
We should do what makes us happy.Copy !req
91. Fine, sell, what do I care?Copy !req
92. - You mean it?
- Sure.Copy !req
93. Let's just invalidate my entire life.Copy !req
94. I'll go to Gilardi today
and tell him our decision.Copy !req
95. Oh, I don't know.
I guess the one with the satin interior.Copy !req
96. Ma, there were five with satin interior.
Let's just go with the Classic Regal.Copy !req
97. - I liked the White Pearl.
- The Classic Regal will be fine.Copy !req
98. Who cares anyway?Copy !req
99. My Tommy was cut up into 50 pieces
by a big, giant dough mixer.Copy !req
100. Oh, Ma, Pop wasn't
in that many pieces.Copy !req
101. Ma, he's gonna look just as you
remember him. Right?Copy !req
102. It says in your brochure you have
a gifted restorative artist. Whatever.Copy !req
103. Can he make sure Pop look good
enough for an open casket or not?Copy !req
104. Because you know,
we'll go elsewhere.Copy !req
105. You'll be completely satisfied
with our work. I guarantee it.Copy !req
106. Humpty Dumpty, huh? Train tracks?Copy !req
107. Dough mixer.Copy !req
108. Can you go to St. Joseph's
to pick him up?Copy !req
109. Not today.Copy !req
110. It's my cousin Ramon's baby's
christening. I told you.Copy !req
111. I'll give you 50 bucks extra.
A hundred.Copy !req
112. I'm the godfather, David.Copy !req
113. Shit. I can't go because
of Mrs. Bond's viewing...Copy !req
114. and Kroehner told Marty
if he does our pickups...Copy !req
115. he'll lose all their business.
- So send Nate.Copy !req
116. You know, I know he hates this shit,
but he's your partner now, right?Copy !req
117. - He's, like, in a lot of pieces.
- Humpty Dumpty, I know.Copy !req
118. Careful, that could be his head.Copy !req
119. - Jesus.
- Or his pelvis.Copy !req
120. It's probably his head.Copy !req
121. - What happened to Rico, he get canned?
- No, he's just busy.Copy !req
122. You new over there?Copy !req
123. No, I'm just a temp.Copy !req
124. I heard old man Fisher kicked.
You know him?Copy !req
125. Not really.Copy !req
126. Hey, no offense, pal,
you might want to call your agency...Copy !req
127. and ask for a new assignment.
- I'm already on it.Copy !req
128. Hey, Gabe. I looked for you in the quad
this morning, but I didn't see you, so...Copy !req
129. Maybe you stayed home because
you were tired or something, but...Copy !req
130. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know
I was thinking about you and...Copy !req
131. Not in any serious way,
I was just thinking about you casually.Copy !req
132. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
133. I wanna kill myself.Copy !req
134. Hey, Morticia!Copy !req
135. Foot slut!Copy !req
136. It's such a fucking easy decision for him.Copy !req
137. And then Mom takes his side.
Big surprise.Copy !req
138. It's like I don't even exist.Copy !req
139. Like me giving up law school
meant nothing.Copy !req
140. So fight. If you really want to keep
the business, don't give it away.Copy !req
141. See, that's just it. All day long, I've
been feeling this incredible sense of...Copy !req
142. Relief.Copy !req
143. I don't know if I want to keep it.
I could do anything. I'm still young.Copy !req
144. - Right?
- Are you kidding? You're still a baby.Copy !req
145. What about that one?Copy !req
146. That's a little Mayberry for me.Copy !req
147. Something simple and clean.Copy !req
148. Like the ones that hang
in a deserted truck stop...Copy !req
149. when that handsome
drifter blows into town.Copy !req
150. Of course.Copy !req
151. What about that one?Copy !req
152. Not bad.Copy !req
153. I could see Ava Gardner
lying beneath it...Copy !req
154. plotting to steal Clark Gable
from Grace Kelly.Copy !req
155. People start their lives
over all the time, right?Copy !req
156. - That guy just cruised you.
- Really?Copy !req
157. Bitch.Copy !req
158. Right in front of me,
like I'm not even here.Copy !req
159. He did?Copy !req
160. And I missed it?Copy !req
161. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
162. - Oh, Ruth.
- Amelia.Copy !req
163. Another casserole.Copy !req
164. Lemon bars.Copy !req
165. The kids will love them.Copy !req
166. Don't you have candy striping today?Copy !req
167. I did, but I told them
my best friend needed me.Copy !req
168. - You've made the right decision.
- I know.Copy !req
169. I never realized how much money there
was to be made in the funeral business.Copy !req
170. Death-care industry.Copy !req
171. And it's only gonna grow,
with all the baby boomers and all.Copy !req
172. - Gee, there will be bodies everywhere.
- Hopefully.Copy !req
173. And all in final resting places
provided by Kroehner.Copy !req
174. With a little help from Fisher & Sons.Copy !req
175. You know, we've had our eyes
on your operation for some time.Copy !req
176. Your father was a nice guy, but he
didn't know how to run a business.Copy !req
177. Well, my dad was never
in it for the money.Copy !req
178. I think he was more concerned about,
you know, helping people.Copy !req
179. You wanna help people,
join the Peace Corps.Copy !req
180. - Yeah.
- Greedy little Nazi fuck.Copy !req
181. So how exactly will this work?Copy !req
182. We won't change the appearance
of your unit at all.Copy !req
183. Maybe a little cosmetic upgrading,
perhaps.Copy !req
184. But preparation of loved ones
will now take place...Copy !req
185. at a centralized location,
which services several other units.Copy !req
186. Technicians on staff,
constantly producing.Copy !req
187. So it's like a little factory.
Of embalming.Copy !req
188. Preparation for visitation.Copy !req
189. - We maintain a small fleet of vehicles...
- Hearses?Copy !req
190. - Funeral carriages.
- Dead wagons.Copy !req
191. Removal vans.Copy !req
192. Once you centralize operations, you'd be
amazed how you maximize profits.Copy !req
193. So in the end, we're all just
human McNuggets.Copy !req
194. Just as we began.Copy !req
195. I like you, Nate.Copy !req
196. You hear that, buddy-boy?
He likes you.Copy !req
197. Wow, you are so cool.Copy !req
198. Your initial payment, sir.Copy !req
199. The rest will follow after both our
lawyers have held up the process...Copy !req
200. long enough to justify their fees.Copy !req
201. In the meantime, we'd like to send
a facilities inspector out to...Copy !req
202. take a look at things
as early as next week.Copy !req
203. You know, like the president.Copy !req
204. - I'll see you later.
- Yeah, all right. Later.Copy !req
205. Hey.Copy !req
206. What's going on?Copy !req
207. You fucking asshole.Copy !req
208. Why is my car covered with
words like "toe sucker"?Copy !req
209. I... I don't know. L...Copy !req
210. You didn't, for instance, blab to
your friends that you bagged me...Copy !req
211. and that I sucked your toes?Copy !req
212. I might have told one person.Copy !req
213. Andy. He just... He asked me what I did
the night before, so I told him. I mean...Copy !req
214. It's not like I thought this
was gonna work out...Copy !req
215. because I know nothing
ever works out...Copy !req
216. but I guess I just wanted
to enjoy this for a little bit.Copy !req
217. Instead, the whole world's calling me
"this little piggy lover."Copy !req
218. I'm sorry.Copy !req
219. I mean, come on. So what?Copy !req
220. - So it got out. Who cares?
- Know what I wish?Copy !req
221. I wish that just once people wouldn't
act like the clich'es that they are.Copy !req
222. This can go to Goodwill.Copy !req
223. And this...Copy !req
224. And this one too.Copy !req
225. Maybe Nathaniel's clothes
are too dull for Goodwill.Copy !req
226. - Does Goodwill ever refuse anything?
- Ruth. If you want to cry, cry.Copy !req
227. - What are you talking about?
- Just let it out. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
228. For the last time, I'm fine.Copy !req
229. I just think it's very interesting. You're
supposed to be making two piles.Copy !req
230. One for Goodwill
and one for memories...Copy !req
231. and yet you have not
held on to one thing.Copy !req
232. The memory pile was your stupid idea.Copy !req
233. What can I do with Nathaniel's
old clothes?Copy !req
234. Make pillows, a quilt?
I ought to just burn them all.Copy !req
235. How can someone with so little
clothing have so much clothing?Copy !req
236. What is this?Copy !req
237. Nothing.Copy !req
238. It's stupid.Copy !req
239. Something about visiting the pyramids,
taking ballet lessons?Copy !req
240. I wrote down things I might
want to do now that I'm...Copy !req
241. - I have more time.
- Well, I think that's wonderful.Copy !req
242. No, it's not.Copy !req
243. It's stupid. I don't even want to do
any of these things.Copy !req
244. I just did it because
some book told me to.Copy !req
245. - What am I, gonna be in Swan Lake?
- Why not?Copy !req
246. You see stories like that on the news
all the time. It's inspiring.Copy !req
247. It's depressing. It seems so desperate.Copy !req
248. Maybe it's a little desperate.Copy !req
249. Besides, who knows?Copy !req
250. It's always possible
you might meet a man.Copy !req
251. That part of my life is over.Copy !req
252. You're supposed to flip this mattress
every two months.Copy !req
253. I do mine every 14 weeks.Copy !req
254. Well, I can't remember ever flipping this.
It's probably been 20 years.Copy !req
255. Come on, get up.Copy !req
256. You haven't finished going
through Nathaniel's clothes.Copy !req
257. Ruth.Copy !req
258. Ruth, how can I help you?Copy !req
259. You can lift this up with me.Copy !req
260. An uncovered mattress is so sad.Copy !req
261. Help me turn this over!Copy !req
262. All right.Copy !req
263. Okay.Copy !req
264. All right.Copy !req
265. Does it feel any different?Copy !req
266. No.Copy !req
267. Save our park!Copy !req
268. Save our park!
Save our park!Copy !req
269. Save our park!
Save our park!Copy !req
270. No more money for politicians!
Money for parks!Copy !req
271. Save our park!
Save our park!Copy !req
272. What are you doing?Copy !req
273. You have a gift.
You can help people.Copy !req
274. Fine.Copy !req
275. Go back to peddling soy milk
and nailing waitresses.Copy !req
276. What do I care? I'm dead.Copy !req
277. Move it, asshole!Copy !req
278. Save our park!
Save our park!Copy !req
279. So now you don't want to sell.Copy !req
280. - I know it sounds crazy.
- No, not at all.Copy !req
281. We'll keep the business for the rest of
the day, then sell it again tomorrow.Copy !req
282. - Hear me out.
- This is a good system.Copy !req
283. We'll sell in the mornings,
keep it in the afternoons.Copy !req
284. Sometimes, we sell again in the evenings
when we can't make a decision.Copy !req
285. David, you're not being fair.Copy !req
286. When I didn't want to sell,
you could've cared less.Copy !req
287. When Nate doesn't, you listen.Copy !req
288. Okay, I'm a terrible mother, who's
responsible for all your problems. Happy?Copy !req
289. So you had some revelation, and
now you wanna be a funeral director?Copy !req
290. - How long is that going to last?
- He does have a point, Nate.Copy !req
291. - You don't always stick with things.
- You can't be in the same room...Copy !req
292. with a dead body.Copy !req
293. I know, but there's a reason for that.Copy !req
294. This is what I'm supposed to do.Copy !req
295. Which is why I've spent so much time
running away from it.Copy !req
296. My whole life, I've been a tourist.Copy !req
297. Now I have the chance to do some
good instead of just sucking up air.Copy !req
298. I know it's a lot to ask of you, I know,
but I just really think that we can do this.Copy !req
299. You and me, together.Copy !req
300. Brothers.Copy !req
301. Like we used to be.Copy !req
302. We could still sell to Kroehner
and both manage Fisher & Sons.Copy !req
303. Yeah, but then we're just
spokesmodels...Copy !req
304. working to make fat Republican
stockholders richer.Copy !req
305. Kroehner doesn't give a shit
about people. We care.Copy !req
306. - We can help them through their grief.
- This is a business, Nate, not a charity.Copy !req
307. Of course it's a business, but...Copy !req
308. it's more than that, and you know it.Copy !req
309. Okay.Copy !req
310. Great.Copy !req
311. I'll call Gilardi and tell him
he can kiss our collective ass.Copy !req
312. Language.Copy !req
313. Maybe Dad knew what he was doing.Copy !req
314. You did not have to waste this stuff
on me.Copy !req
315. Oh, please. My parents got a case of it...Copy !req
316. from some TV movie they
were technical advisors on.Copy !req
317. Some serial-killer thing for cable.Copy !req
318. Oh, they're such whores.
They'll do anything.Copy !req
319. Gosh.Copy !req
320. Can you believe this
stuff is expensive?Copy !req
321. You know, I've always wanted to tell off
some corporate suit, some...Copy !req
322. greedy little
Nazi fuck, you know?Copy !req
323. That's very hostile.Copy !req
324. No, I was very diplomatic. I just said,
"Thanks, but we changed our minds."Copy !req
325. What did he do?Copy !req
326. He didn't do anything.
What's he gonna do?Copy !req
327. - This is completely unacceptable.
- The Baxters changed their mind.Copy !req
328. - They're going with the Unger Mortuary.
- Was there a reason?Copy !req
329. They probably just underbid you.Copy !req
330. Hal Unger never underbid anybody.Copy !req
331. He moved to Florida. They were
bought out by Kroehner months ago.Copy !req
332. Sign here.Copy !req
333. You know...Copy !req
334. I didn't just decide to stay in
Los Angeles because of the business.Copy !req
335. - I had another reason.
- Oh, please. Don't ruin this.Copy !req
336. - I've got such a nice buzz going.
- It was you.Copy !req
337. Nate, get serious.Copy !req
338. - It's true.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
339. You're staying here because
you found something you want to do.Copy !req
340. I am the extra bonus
that probably won't work out.Copy !req
341. Sometimes your honesty
gets really tiresome.Copy !req
342. - I don't want any children.
- Who said anything about children?Copy !req
343. I was referring to you.Copy !req
344. I got something for you.Copy !req
345. Open it.Copy !req
346. Glenn Miller Orchestra
at the Hollywood Palladium.Copy !req
347. Brenda, this is so cool.
I've never been to the Palladium.Copy !req
348. You grew up in L.A., and you've never
been to the Palladium? Pathetic.Copy !req
349. These are for three weeks from now.Copy !req
350. How'd you know
I wouldn't be in Seattle?Copy !req
351. I didn't.Copy !req
352. Morning, Rico.Copy !req
353. Just what I need, another boss
breathing down my neck.Copy !req
354. Put me to work.Copy !req
355. Hello?Copy !req
356. Pregnancy's kicked Vanessa's hormones
into overload. I gotta talk her down.Copy !req
357. If you wanna help, take Mr. Romano
out of the bag and put him on the table.Copy !req
358. Remember, breathe through
your mouth, man. He's pretty ripe.Copy !req
359. Oh, Christ.Copy !req
360. - Nate.
- Great, look what you made me do.Copy !req
361. Oh, gross.Copy !req
362. I want to talk to you
about something.Copy !req
363. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm
a little busy swimming in a man's guts.Copy !req
364. I don't know what this is.Copy !req
365. I'm picking up a part of a person,
and I don't even know what part it is!Copy !req
366. Fine, I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
367. Oh, God.Copy !req
368. Sorry.Copy !req
369. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
370. I work here now.
I have to be a part of things.Copy !req
371. Let Rico take care of him.Copy !req
372. I have a job for you that's much better
suited to your particular talents.Copy !req
373. Morning, Nate.
Lovely day, isn't it?Copy !req
374. I've seen better.Copy !req
375. I only wanted to say hello,
seeing that I'm your new neighbor.Copy !req
376. We just bought that house
across the street.Copy !req
377. Got it for a song too.Copy !req
378. Oh, and by the way, we're planning to
put you out of business in six months.Copy !req
379. They're opening a Poseidon Society
across the street?Copy !req
380. That's right.Copy !req
381. What is a Poseidon Society?Copy !req
382. They sell cremations, cheap cremations.
Now, for a fraction of what we charge...Copy !req
383. you can dump off the relative
you never really liked...Copy !req
384. at the Torch Mart across the street.Copy !req
385. I guess we have to just
continue to do our best.Copy !req
386. And how exactly do we do that?Copy !req
387. You know Lou the florist,
that sweet old guy?Copy !req
388. He just upped what
he charges us by 200 percent.Copy !req
389. And that chemical dealer
on Figueroa is now suing us...Copy !req
390. over some nonexistent
shipment of cavity fluid.Copy !req
391. Every other supplier that we have
in common with Kroehner...Copy !req
392. suddenly developed
some problem with Fisher & Sons.Copy !req
393. For some reason,
by the name of Kroehner...Copy !req
394. the Health Department
is going to inspect us next week.Copy !req
395. Yeah, so what? Isn't everything clean?Copy !req
396. Yes, but any inspection means
we have to update something.Copy !req
397. If it's the ventilation system, we're sunk.Copy !req
398. We should've sold.Copy !req
399. Nate? I'm having a problem.Copy !req
400. You don't happen to have
Mr. Romano's foot on you, do you?Copy !req
401. Do you remember picking up the foot?Copy !req
402. I think so, but my eyes were shut,
and I was trying not to vomit.Copy !req
403. I'm not happy.Copy !req
404. Well, that's very interesting, David,
because I'm ecstatic.Copy !req
405. Maybe the morgue
never gave us that foot.Copy !req
406. Both feet are listed
in the paperwork, Nate.Copy !req
407. Just think, Nate. Is there
any other point you could've lost it?Copy !req
408. - Lost what?
- Nothing.Copy !req
409. If you lost something, look under the
bed. That's where things always turn up.Copy !req
410. - I doubt that applies in this case.
- That's what people always say...Copy !req
411. then they find what they're
looking for under the bed.Copy !req
412. - Mom, we're really busy down here.
- The upstairs machine is broken.Copy !req
413. I called the repairman but...Copy !req
414. Oh, my God, what is this?Copy !req
415. Someone left a Kleenex in their pocket,
and now it's all over everything.Copy !req
416. It's disgusting.Copy !req
417. Nate, retrace your steps.Copy !req
418. Is there any other point
you could've lost the foot?Copy !req
419. I almost dropped him at the morgue,
but the bag didn't open.Copy !req
420. I tripped on the stairs,
but nothing fell out.Copy !req
421. Banged into the freezer.
Spilled him onto the floor...Copy !req
422. - And I picked him up from off the floor.
- It should be here.Copy !req
423. I'd say it's an $8 million lawsuit.Copy !req
424. At least.Copy !req
425. - Here she comes.
- Like my new shoes? They're size 12.Copy !req
426. Toe slut.Copy !req
427. Amelia?Copy !req
428. It's me, Ruth.Copy !req
429. Your best friend needs help.Copy !req
430. Is he all put together?Copy !req
431. - Oh, he's 100 percent there.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
432. I'd like to see him.Copy !req
433. I'm sorry, our embalmer
is a little on the artistic side.Copy !req
434. He gets crazy if he has any input.Copy !req
435. It's best to wait until
we're completely done.Copy !req
436. One more thing.Copy !req
437. His shoes.Copy !req
438. - What are you, an idiot?
- Those are his favorite shoes.Copy !req
439. He has perfectly comfortable loafers,
which would be much more appropriate.Copy !req
440. Yes, I myself have loafers
which are just like walking on air.Copy !req
441. We should've just
told her the truth.Copy !req
442. "Sorry, Mrs. Romano, but my idiot
of a brother lost a part of your husband."Copy !req
443. Yeah, that would've worked.Copy !req
444. Where are you going?Copy !req
445. I have someplace I have to be.Copy !req
446. When I return, I hope to
be greeted by a foot...Copy !req
447. a solution as to how to stop
a billion-dollar corporation...Copy !req
448. from putting us out of business
and pruned hedges.Copy !req
449. - Aren't you glad you're out of the house?
- Yes, this is just what I needed.Copy !req
450. We should try and get a seat
right in front.Copy !req
451. - I'm placing a bet.
- We should just try and enjoy the day.Copy !req
452. I don't see why we need to gamble.Copy !req
453. That's sweet.Copy !req
454. You both look so happy.Copy !req
455. It's just an act.Copy !req
456. Just enjoy it while it lasts,
which isn't very long.Copy !req
457. Excuse me?Copy !req
458. You think you have forever,
but you don't.Copy !req
459. Soon you start to get on each
other's nerves...Copy !req
460. then you don't tell the other person
as much as you used to.Copy !req
461. What's the point?
You thought they understood you.Copy !req
462. - But they never did, not really.
- Ruth.Copy !req
463. Finally, not only do you not
tell him anything real...Copy !req
464. you actively start lying to him.Copy !req
465. Then when you think it can't get
any worse, he up and dies.Copy !req
466. - I think I see a shorter line over there.
- Bye.Copy !req
467. No matter what you do,
you end up alone!Copy !req
468. Not knowing who you are
or what you really want!Copy !req
469. Ruth, Ruth, why did we
come here today?Copy !req
470. To have fun. Aren't you having fun?Copy !req
471. I think it's wobbling.Copy !req
472. It just looks like it's wobbling because
you've been staring at it for so long.Copy !req
473. It's definitely wobbling.Copy !req
474. You're hallucinating.Copy !req
475. Life is strange.Copy !req
476. If one of those tiny screws
isn't screwed on tight enough...Copy !req
477. that thing could fall
and kill us instantaneously.Copy !req
478. Just chop us to bits like a Cuisinart.Copy !req
479. And an assassin with a semiautomatic
could walk through the door...Copy !req
480. and spray our brains all over the place.Copy !req
481. The sun could become a supernova
and engulf the entire planet in flames.Copy !req
482. David Fisher.Copy !req
483. We just got a call from Claire's school.
She's in trouble.Copy !req
484. - Can't Mom handle this?
- She's MIA.Copy !req
485. And besides, I think you might be
interested in what they told me.Copy !req
486. What? Start from the beginning.Copy !req
487. Jesus.Copy !req
488. Okay, I'll be right there.
Until then, tell Nate to...Copy !req
489. Oh, great, he's MIA too?Copy !req
490. All right, bye.Copy !req
491. There's a rumor going around school
that my sister put a dismembered foot...Copy !req
492. into some boy's locker.
- Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
493. She did it. I know she did.Copy !req
494. Where's the foot now?Copy !req
495. I don't know.
The student who found it...Copy !req
496. denies that it ever happened.
- Okay, where's your sister?Copy !req
497. No one knows.
A police report has been filed...Copy !req
498. and now Mom is supposed to meet
with the principal.Copy !req
499. I don't understand kids.Copy !req
500. When I was her age, I never
would've taken a foot.Copy !req
501. David, I can help. I'm a cop.
That's what I do for a living.Copy !req
502. You find feet?Copy !req
503. What the fuck am I gonna do?Copy !req
504. Tell me who lived here again.Copy !req
505. The Fritzens.Copy !req
506. I have totally fucked things up.
Kept us from selling.Copy !req
507. Now we're gonna go under, and it's
because of me. I'm a fucking moron.Copy !req
508. You used to hang out over here?Copy !req
509. Jeannie Fritzen and I used to play in here
after school. Both her parents worked.Copy !req
510. Brenda, this is serious.
My entire family could go bankrupt.Copy !req
511. So swallow your pride,
go back to the corporation and sell.Copy !req
512. They'll cut their offer in half now,
knowing we're so quick to buckle under.Copy !req
513. Plus, I really don't wanna let
that greedy little Nazi win.Copy !req
514. Oh, so this is a pissing contest?Copy !req
515. Nate, I'm going to kiss you!Copy !req
516. I lost someone's foot today.Copy !req
517. Sorry.Copy !req
518. I really thought I had, like, this...Copy !req
519. profound revelation.Copy !req
520. Fuck, if this isn't what I'm supposed
to be doing with my life, then what is?Copy !req
521. Living it.
And you're doing that, so relax.Copy !req
522. You don't give a fuck about
what I'm going through.Copy !req
523. Sure. As much as I can, given we've
known each other less than a month.Copy !req
524. There's no big investment. I mean, that's
part of the appeal for both of us.Copy !req
525. Right?Copy !req
526. Right?Copy !req
527. Jeannie Fritzen tried to kiss me
in this room. I wouldn't let her.Copy !req
528. - You can't control things. Nobody can.
- Shut up.Copy !req
529. There's only one thing that's certain.Copy !req
530. - Everything changes.
- Shut. Up.Copy !req
531. I already talked to the cops.Copy !req
532. I don't understand why
I have to go through this again.Copy !req
533. - Because this time I want the truth.
- Man...Copy !req
534. A witness already said she saw you
running down the hall...Copy !req
535. screaming the crazy funeral-home
girl put a foot in your locker.Copy !req
536. It was a joke. It was just a joke.Copy !req
537. She's kind of a loser,
and we all pick on her.Copy !req
538. - She totally asks for it.
- Modern technology is really something.Copy !req
539. - I don't care, man.
- You should.Copy !req
540. We have chemicals we put on your hands
to see if you've touched human remains.Copy !req
541. No way.Copy !req
542. You want to tell me
what really happened today?Copy !req
543. L...Copy !req
544. Who's that?Copy !req
545. That's my partner.Copy !req
546. You better be glad you don't have to
mess with him.Copy !req
547. That guy's into some crazy-ass shit.Copy !req
548. Now, either you can tell me
where you put the foot...Copy !req
549. or you're gonna be dealing with
that crazy-ass motherfucker.Copy !req
550. Big Shirley by a nose!Copy !req
551. She won!Copy !req
552. Oh, God, I just can't believe it.
I won $ 16.Copy !req
553. I told you this would be fun.Copy !req
554. - How much did you win?
- I don't know.Copy !req
555. - Four thousand.
- Four thousand what?Copy !req
556. Dollars.Copy !req
557. And by the way, I had an affair
with a hairdresser last year.Copy !req
558. - You did?
- Yep.Copy !req
559. Are you a cup?
How many cups are you?Copy !req
560. I'm a loaf of bread.Copy !req
561. Hello?Copy !req
562. Okay. Talk slowly.Copy !req
563. I'm gonna see you in a few hours.Copy !req
564. Slow down. Slower.Copy !req
565. Well, you're gonna have to wait.Copy !req
566. - Because you have to.
- Brenda.Copy !req
567. Just stay there.
I'll call you in a half-hour.Copy !req
568. - Promise?
- I promise.Copy !req
569. - Who was that?
- Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
570. - I gotta go.
- Brenda, who was it?Copy !req
571. Just someone else, okay?
Just back off.Copy !req
572. I can't deal with this right now.
I'll call you.Copy !req
573. I'm glad you're staying in town.Copy !req
574. - He threw it out of his car?
- He was taking it to show some friends.Copy !req
575. Then it hit him,
he might get in trouble.Copy !req
576. What with people not supposed to
be in possession of others' feet.Copy !req
577. - He tossed it out.
- I've gotta get home.Copy !req
578. Just drop me off, and I'll
pick up my car later.Copy !req
579. All right, I'll take a look
where he said he tossed it.Copy !req
580. - You don't have to do that.
- Hey, how can I sleep?Copy !req
581. Knowing that there's
a foot on the loose?Copy !req
582. - You lost $25,000? It's just gone?
- I suppose it still exists.Copy !req
583. It's just not mine anymore.Copy !req
584. - I'm waiting for an explanation.
- Don't talk to me like a child.Copy !req
585. I was on a...Copy !req
586. What do you call it? A roll.Copy !req
587. So I kept betting more and more,
and I just felt so good...Copy !req
588. like I was living someone else's life.
I was up $9000!Copy !req
589. And then I started to lose.Copy !req
590. And then I started to feel like me again,
and so I kept betting more and more...Copy !req
591. and losing more and more.
- You should've been more careful.Copy !req
592. I don't want to be careful.
I want to feel alive.Copy !req
593. There should be a way to do that
that's a little less expensive.Copy !req
594. I have a right to make mistakes, Nate!Copy !req
595. You of all people shouldn't
begrudge me that.Copy !req
596. What?Copy !req
597. I lost $25,000. Okay, you got it
out of me. Now leave me alone!Copy !req
598. Hey.Copy !req
599. Claire?Copy !req
600. - You're David's friend.
- Keith.Copy !req
601. What's going on?Copy !req
602. Not much.Copy !req
603. So where's Claire now?Copy !req
604. I gotta say I'm totally relieved.
That I didn't lose it.Copy !req
605. Hey.Copy !req
606. Nice job, Rico.Copy !req
607. - Thank you.
- Boy, they did do a marvelous job.Copy !req
608. They ought to, they charged a fortune.Copy !req
609. Can I assist you, Miss Romano?Copy !req
610. I know it's silly...Copy !req
611. but I just wanted to see with my own
eyes that Pop's all put together right.Copy !req
612. We get to do that, don't we?Copy !req
613. Okay. Good.Copy !req
614. I think I'll be able
to sleep much better now.Copy !req
615. - Rico, you gave him a foot?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
616. I thought it was for the best.Copy !req
617. Remember that leg of lamb
that your mother had...Copy !req
618. in the back of her freezer for forever?
- Okay, stop.Copy !req
619. Embalmed, wrapped in latex
and duct tape.Copy !req
620. I was following him home
to get it back when I saw him toss it.Copy !req
621. Now I've been here for
hours, and I can't find it.Copy !req
622. - Describe it to me again.
- It's a foot.Copy !req
623. Why did you take it in the first place?Copy !req
624. Well, at the time, it seemed like a good
way to pay him back for something.Copy !req
625. I just wanted to shake him up.Copy !req
626. I don't understand how guys
can be so unshakable.Copy !req
627. I know what you mean.Copy !req
628. Did you ever suck a guy's toe?Copy !req
629. Yeah.Copy !req
630. Me too.Copy !req
631. Have you been
watching Mrs. Romano?Copy !req
632. Yeah.Copy !req
633. Been watching her all night.Copy !req
634. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
635. Casket climber.Copy !req
636. Her? She doesn't look that energetic.Copy !req
637. Yeah. Those are the ones
that really go for it.Copy !req
638. So we should probably have
a conversation with Rico...Copy !req
639. about what's going on with Kroehner.Copy !req
640. Okay.Copy !req
641. So there was no baby christening
the other day. I lied.Copy !req
642. But I only took one
meeting with Gilardi.Copy !req
643. - You met with him? Why?
- Hey, Gilardi called me, okay?Copy !req
644. I have the right to consider my options.Copy !req
645. My father put you
through mortuary school.Copy !req
646. - I wanna go with you!
- Mrs. Romano! Mrs. Romano!Copy !req
647. - It's okay.
- Mommy!Copy !req
648. Grab her legs! It's okay.
It's okay. Here we go.Copy !req
649. - Here we go, Mrs. Romano.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
650. I give up.Copy !req
651. It's not here.Copy !req
652. This probably isn't over.Copy !req
653. If there's a lesson to be learned, it's
that your actions have consequences.Copy !req
654. Yeah, well, Gabe should learn that.Copy !req
655. I know you and my brother are,
like...Copy !req
656. gay.Copy !req
657. Okay.Copy !req
658. What do you see in him?Copy !req
659. - He's just David, you know?
- I know. That's why I'm asking.Copy !req
660. He is smart. He's kind. He's funny.Copy !req
661. I know he can be a little uptight,
but underneath that, he's...Copy !req
662. such a little boy. Innocent.Copy !req
663. And I like that.Copy !req
664. Most of the men I meet, well...Copy !req
665. they kind of just want me
to be one thing.Copy !req
666. What, like, big, black sex cop?Copy !req
667. "Sorry I was speeding, officer, I guess
you'll have to punish me now."Copy !req
668. Yeah.Copy !req
669. And I don't want to be that.
Rent a video.Copy !req
670. David...Copy !req
671. he gets me.Copy !req
672. When someone sees you as you
really are and wants to be with you...Copy !req
673. that's powerful.Copy !req
674. Whatever.Copy !req
675. I wish I could know
the David you know.Copy !req
676. You could be a little nicer to him.Copy !req
677. He's under a lot of stress...Copy !req
678. with that cremation place
opening across the street.Copy !req
679. What cremation place?Copy !req
680. She stole a foot?Copy !req
681. From a person?Copy !req
682. Yes. Would it have been better
if it was an animal's?Copy !req
683. A little bit.Copy !req
684. You wake up one day
and your baby's stolen a foot.Copy !req
685. - Where have I been?
- Losing $25,000.Copy !req
686. Hey.Copy !req
687. Okay, I've had a long day.Copy !req
688. Oh, David, I ran into your friend Keith.Copy !req
689. - Who's Keith?
- You met at Dad's thing.Copy !req
690. - I never met a Keith.
- Yes, you did, the cop.Copy !req
691. I asked him to help out.Copy !req
692. He'll see what he can do
about there not being an official report.Copy !req
693. Why does this person have to be
so involved in our life?Copy !req
694. Claire, we should probably talk about
getting you some help.Copy !req
695. You are not my father.Copy !req
696. If you need a project, get a dog.Copy !req
697. Keith says the school's probably
gonna make me see a shrink anyway.Copy !req
698. Oh, dear.Copy !req
699. By the way, that house
across the street?Copy !req
700. It's on fire.Copy !req
701. I guess this should solve
all your problems.Copy !req
702. Freckles!Copy !req
703. Freckles!Copy !req
704. Here, girl!Copy !req
705. Freckles!Copy !req