1. Expansion has slowed,
but then the economy has slowed.Copy !req
2. It's only natural.Copy !req
3. No, growth is the only thing
that is natural, Mr. Gilardi.Copy !req
4. And growth is the only thing
that is acceptable.Copy !req
5. Now, I know that may sound harsh,
but it's the truth.Copy !req
6. To accept anything less
is sheer laziness.Copy !req
7. And if there's one thing
I can't abide, it is laziness.Copy !req
8. I've been watching you.Copy !req
9. - Really?
- Oh, yeah. You're smart.Copy !req
10. You're ambitious.Copy !req
11. You're also shallow and amoral.
I like that in a man.Copy !req
12. Kroehner needs new funeral homes.
We got a serious cash-flow problem.Copy !req
13. We need new real estate that we can
unload at a profit.Copy !req
14. Because we're not exactly liquid
at the moment. Understand?Copy !req
15. - I do.
- I need at least three new homes...Copy !req
16. in L.A. Before the end of the year.Copy !req
17. - Three?
- That's right, three.Copy !req
18. And I'm making you responsible
for finding them.Copy !req
19. Now, I would only do that
if I thought that you were up to it.Copy !req
20. - Any questions?
- No, ma'am.Copy !req
21. Fuck you with the "ma'am" shit!Copy !req
22. Call me that again, I'll have your balls
on a plate, your spleen on a stick...Copy !req
23. and your heart wrapped and FedEx'd
to your mama, all right?Copy !req
24. - All right.
- All right.Copy !req
25. Fuck.Copy !req
26. Mrs. Huntley, are you all right?Copy !req
27. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
28. I shouldn't have had escargot at lunch.
Little fuckers always give me heartburn.Copy !req
29. Hey, let's quit after this hole.Copy !req
30. I need a drink.Copy !req
31. Goddamn it, I hooked it!Copy !req
32. Hi.Copy !req
33. David, something awful's happened.
I didn't know where else to turn.Copy !req
34. Tracy, I'm sorry you're having trouble,
but I thought it was clear...Copy !req
35. I need to arrange a funeral.Copy !req
36. Yes, my Aunt Lilian.Copy !req
37. She was only the most important
person in my whole life.Copy !req
38. What? You thought I was here
for some other reason?Copy !req
39. Oh, David, please.
You need to get over yourself.Copy !req
40. All right, this won't be hard.
I'm massively organized.Copy !req
41. I'm a professional party planner.
Did you know that?Copy !req
42. I did this huge party for New Line
for the Golden Globes last year.Copy !req
43. The Hollywood Reporter
called it "resplendent." And it was.Copy !req
44. Aunt Lilian's funeral needs
to be equally resplendent.Copy !req
45. I need these programs by tomorrow
afternoon at the latest, George.Copy !req
46. You've been such a good supplier to me.
I'd hate to see that relationship end.Copy !req
47. Oh, great. Thank you.
Okay, bye, now.Copy !req
48. All right, that takes care of that.Copy !req
49. Now I have to go to Harry Winston's,
see if they'll loan me...Copy !req
50. something fabulous
for Aunt Lilian's viewing.Copy !req
51. - I just need you to sign...
- I'm serious, David.Copy !req
52. Don't worry about the cost.
She practically raised me. I owe her.Copy !req
53. Besides...Copy !req
54. she was loaded.Copy !req
55. And also I intend to sue
the pants off that country club.Copy !req
56. - I still need a signature...
- I've had it out for them...Copy !req
57. ever since my debut,
when one of the Chinese busboys...Copy !req
58. made a really inappropriate comment
about the neckline of my dress.Copy !req
59. I'll be faxing you.Copy !req
60. Jesus Christ, Nate,
what took you so long?Copy !req
61. I told you, I was taking
the Funeral Directors' Licensing Exam.Copy !req
62. I had to finish or wait
until next March to take it again.Copy !req
63. Oh, God, I'm sorry.Copy !req
64. It's just...Copy !req
65. I have to go see Billy in the hospital.Copy !req
66. I have to, Nate.Copy !req
67. - All right.
- He needs me. I can feel it.Copy !req
68. - Will you come with me, please?
- Of course.Copy !req
69. Thank you.Copy !req
70. - So, what're you up to this weekend?
- I don't know.Copy !req
71. Probably come up with some
creative way to avoid my family.Copy !req
72. - Why?
- I'm having this big party on Saturday.Copy !req
73. Yeah?Copy !req
74. Yeah, my dad and my stepmom
are renewing their vows in Hawaii.Copy !req
75. - You're not going?
- No way.Copy !req
76. They do this, like, every six months.
It's so not a big deal.Copy !req
77. And guess who has the keys
to her dad's total party house in Bel Air.Copy !req
78. I'm beginning to see how this
Little Miss Perfect act pays off.Copy !req
79. Yeah, why do you think I do it?Copy !req
80. So, what's up with you and Mr. OD?Copy !req
81. Shut up.Copy !req
82. No, I was just wondering
if he's, like, you know...Copy !req
83. over it.Copy !req
84. Yeah, he is.Copy !req
85. He's incredibly strong.Copy !req
86. He's much stronger than he thinks.Copy !req
87. Well, that's a good thing, right?Copy !req
88. I guess.Copy !req
89. Bring him to the party if you want.Copy !req
90. Okay, I will.Copy !req
91. I'm sure he hates me.Copy !req
92. The one person he thought he could
count on, and I had him committed.Copy !req
93. Well, it was for his own good.Copy !req
94. He always felt the entire world
was against him.Copy !req
95. It's all because
of my fucking mother.Copy !req
96. She had children as, like,
fashion accessories.Copy !req
97. You had no choice. He could've
harmed himself. He did harm himself.Copy !req
98. I'm so afraid of what
he's gonna say to me.Copy !req
99. Brenda, you cannot let
him hurt you anymore.Copy !req
100. For your good and for his.Copy !req
101. What if he thinks I hurt him?Copy !req
102. - What if he's right?
- You saved him.Copy !req
103. I'll go by Bristol Farms and pick up some
of those dried Porcini mushrooms.Copy !req
104. You wanna take me out to dinner?Copy !req
105. No, there's nothing wrong
with that, it's just...Copy !req
106. Hiram, do you realize that you've
never taken me out before?Copy !req
107. I suppose because of Nathaniel we just
always got in the habit of staying in.Copy !req
108. I have to run.Copy !req
109. Can you pick me up at...?
Is 8 too late?Copy !req
110. No, at the house. Bye, now.Copy !req
111. - I need you to stay and work tonight.
- What?Copy !req
112. It's very busy right now.Copy !req
113. We have three unfilled orders,
that's nothing.Copy !req
114. And Robbie's coming in
at 6 tomorrow morning.Copy !req
115. It's coming up on Father's Day,
very busy time.Copy !req
116. No one sends flowers for Father's Day,
which is the day after tomorrow.Copy !req
117. You think we'll get
a rush of orders tonight?Copy !req
118. Yes, you have to stay.Copy !req
119. Change your plans.Copy !req
120. No.Copy !req
121. This is my business!
I am boss here.Copy !req
122. I'm not debating that. But your authority
does not extend to my personal life.Copy !req
123. I don't care about
your ridiculous personal life.Copy !req
124. Going to sleep someplace
outside in a tent, like refugee.Copy !req
125. Yes, you do. You don't like me seeing
Hiram because you're jealous!Copy !req
126. It's no longer flattering.
It's just irritating. I have chosen Hiram!Copy !req
127. I'm sorry if I somehow made you
feel that's not the case, because it is!Copy !req
128. I wish you'd stop behaving
like a spoiled child!Copy !req
129. I've dealt with enough children
in my life.Copy !req
130. I'm finally at the point where they get
along without me, and I won't go back!Copy !req
131. You are fired!Copy !req
132. - You can't do that.
- I just do do that!Copy !req
133. Now you can go. Get out of here,
you're fired. Go on, get out!Copy !req
134. It's a piece of cake.Copy !req
135. Just the one bump on her head
and a pretty big bruise.Copy !req
136. But most of it's covered by her hair,
which, lucky for us...Copy !req
137. is remarkably thick
for a woman her age.Copy !req
138. What?Copy !req
139. Tracy wants to change the casket,
the flowers...Copy !req
140. the music and the times
of the viewing. And the ceremony.Copy !req
141. How am I supposed to put together
a resplendent funeral in two days...Copy !req
142. when she can't make up
her fucking mind?Copy !req
143. By telling her that once she signs
a contract she can't pull any of this shit.Copy !req
144. - That's what I'd do. If I was a partner.
- Which you're not, so let me handle this.Copy !req
145. I need you to do everything you can to
make her look the best she possibly can.Copy !req
146. - I always do that, David.
- Of course you do, Federico.Copy !req
147. It's just that it's a very important funeral,
and we stand to make a lot of money.Copy !req
148. - Which I won't see any of.
- We just gave you a raise.Copy !req
149. Do you want me to come with you?Copy !req
150. No, I don't want him
to know that you're here.Copy !req
151. I'll be right out here
if you need me.Copy !req
152. Okay.Copy !req
153. Billy?Copy !req
154. Hi.Copy !req
155. Hi.Copy !req
156. How're you doing?Copy !req
157. - Fine.
- Yeah?Copy !req
158. Yeah.Copy !req
159. Whatever I was feeling before
I'm not feeling now.Copy !req
160. I'm so sorry, Billy.Copy !req
161. It's so weird.Copy !req
162. I love you more than anything...Copy !req
163. and I could've seriously hurt you.Copy !req
164. It all made sense at the time.Copy !req
165. - You know...
- I hate this.Copy !req
166. I hate that my blood
makes me crazy.Copy !req
167. I hate that I can't function
without being chemically altered.Copy !req
168. - I hate that I fucked up your life.
- You haven't.Copy !req
169. - I did that on my own.
- No, you deserve to be happy.Copy !req
170. I don't.Copy !req
171. I must have some weird-ass karma.Copy !req
172. - We both do.
- No, it's just me.Copy !req
173. The fact that I could've
hurt you like that...Copy !req
174. upsets me like nothing ever has.Copy !req
175. And when I look at you...Copy !req
176. all I want to say is I'm sorry.Copy !req
177. Please forgive me.Copy !req
178. And inside I feel like tears
are streaming down my cheeks.Copy !req
179. But they're not, are they?Copy !req
180. Don't cry. Please don't cry.Copy !req
181. Just because I can't.Copy !req
182. You be happy.Copy !req
183. I want you to be happy.
I'll be happy if you are.Copy !req
184. Okay.Copy !req
185. I'm so lost...Copy !req
186. inside.Copy !req
187. I wish that I could get out.Copy !req
188. - But I don't think I ever will.
- You'll be all right.Copy !req
189. - You'll be okay.
- It's all right.Copy !req
190. It's okay.Copy !req
191. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
192. How come there's no home movies
of me when I was a kid?Copy !req
193. I'm not sure.Copy !req
194. After I bought that new super-8 camera,
we filmed everything the boys did.Copy !req
195. After you came along, I guess
we sort of felt like, you know...Copy !req
196. been there, done that.Copy !req
197. Yeah, I know. Which made me feel,
like, totally secondary, thank you.Copy !req
198. Cheer up, kitten.Copy !req
199. Maybe some of that attention
you never got will motivate you...Copy !req
200. to get off your lazy ass and do
something interesting with your life.Copy !req
201. I got fired today.Copy !req
202. - That sucks.
- Yes, it does.Copy !req
203. If you wanna know the truth,
I was a victim of sexual harassment.Copy !req
204. - What?
- Nikolai wanted me to work late...Copy !req
205. to keep me from dinner with Hiram.
When I refused, he fired me.Copy !req
206. - Oh, my God. What a dork!
- I know. Can you believe it?Copy !req
207. I have a good mind
to call a lawyer.Copy !req
208. Well, it sounds like you're
better off out of there.Copy !req
209. I have a certificate in floral arranging.
I can get a job anywhere.Copy !req
210. - Screw Nikolai.
- Exactly.Copy !req
211. Have you ever thought
about getting married?Copy !req
212. - Sure, I've thought about it, but...
- We've been together almost a year.Copy !req
213. And you practically live at my house.
You've seen me at my worst.Copy !req
214. - What other information do you need?
- We've been together six months, Bren.Copy !req
215. I didn't realize you
were counting the days.Copy !req
216. - I'm not...
- What, you mark them off at night?Copy !req
217. Like a prisoner in his cell,
like the Count of fucking Monte Cristo?Copy !req
218. Since when are you so hot on marriage?Copy !req
219. Well, I need to know where this is going.
I need to know if I'm wasting my time.Copy !req
220. - What if I wanna have children?
- Well, you said you didn't.Copy !req
221. Well, do you?
I mean, you're what, 35?Copy !req
222. What's the longest relationship
you've ever been in?Copy !req
223. - This one.
- Yeah, well, that's pathetic.Copy !req
224. You haven't had a serious
relationship since fucking high school.Copy !req
225. At least I've had a serious relationship.
At least I know what one is.Copy !req
226. You know how many guys would've left
after all the psycho shit...Copy !req
227. you've put me through?
- Now we're getting to the point.Copy !req
228. This is what's really going on,
you wanna bail.Copy !req
229. No, you want me to bail!Copy !req
230. Look out!Copy !req
231. Hey, Augusto's christening
is Sunday afternoon.Copy !req
232. We're thinking about
having a party afterwards.Copy !req
233. For my folks and Vanessa's and...Copy !req
234. Well, our place is a little small.Copy !req
235. You think we could have it here?Copy !req
236. Right now, Lilian Montrose's viewing
is scheduled for 3 to 6, so...Copy !req
237. Yeah. Yeah, I know.
I was thinking after that.Copy !req
238. I'm only asking because I...Copy !req
239. I still think of your family
as my family.Copy !req
240. And...Copy !req
241. I really want you all to be there.Copy !req
242. Sure.Copy !req
243. We'd be happy to let
you have the party here.Copy !req
244. Thanks, boss.Copy !req
245. Could you load me a hypodermic
with some phenol solution for this bump?Copy !req
246. Wouldn't you rather
start with a compress?Copy !req
247. Why? An injection will get rid of the
swelling and take care of the bruising.Copy !req
248. - You're getting better at this, Dave.
- Thank you, Federico.Copy !req
249. Oh, great, now what? Tracy's decided
to have Aunt Lilian cremated...Copy !req
250. and her ashes placed
in a Faberg'e egg?Copy !req
251. Can we do it by 7 tonight?Copy !req
252. - I think you should look at this.
- Well, what is it?Copy !req
253. Oh, good grief.Copy !req
254. Adult female, unrestrained driver,
unconscious upon arrival.Copy !req
255. Now responsive only
to painful stimuli.Copy !req
256. Blood pressure, 86/40. Pulse, 130.
Respiration, 36 and shallow.Copy !req
257. - Brenda?
- She has a large scalp emulsion.Copy !req
258. - Why won't you talk to me?
- Trachea's midline, neck veins are flat.Copy !req
259. - Lactated ringers.
- What happened? What happened?Copy !req
260. Patient two, adult male...Copy !req
261. Sir, you've been in an accident.
Just stay calm, okay? Everything's fine.Copy !req
262. Adult male, he's alert now
but confused, no memory of accident.Copy !req
263. - Why is her head in that thing?
- She had an injury. She's gonna be okay.Copy !req
264. - Is she dead?
- She's fine. She's gonna be fine.Copy !req
265. - How's your sea bass?
- Delicious, thank you.Copy !req
266. Ruth, I need to tell you
something, and...Copy !req
267. - I'm not proud of this.
- What is it?Copy !req
268. I've met someone.Copy !req
269. I never meant for this to happen.
I wasn't looking.Copy !req
270. Yes, well, that's always
when it does happen.Copy !req
271. Well, I'm not sure quite how to...
Oh, boy.Copy !req
272. - I'm not quite sure how to say this.
- For heaven's sake, spit it out.Copy !req
273. I'd like to pursue it.Copy !req
274. Things between you and I have felt...
Well, not exactly...Copy !req
275. And I feel a bond
with this new person that...Copy !req
276. Well, the beginnings of a bond,
that could be something quite profound.Copy !req
277. All right.Copy !req
278. I thought you'd be more upset.Copy !req
279. I would've thought the same thing.Copy !req
280. Hiram, please. Go, explore.Copy !req
281. You owe it to yourself
and whoever she is.Copy !req
282. Maybe the two of you could have
something, as you say, profound.Copy !req
283. Lord knows we don't.Copy !req
284. Well, if it was, this would be a lot more
difficult, wouldn't it?Copy !req
285. Oh, it is difficult...Copy !req
286. for me.Copy !req
287. Let's order dessert.
That'll cheer you up.Copy !req
288. Hey, you.Copy !req
289. Doctor says you're gonna be okay.Copy !req
290. Well, I like hearing that.Copy !req
291. - What about you?
- I'm okay.Copy !req
292. Banged up, but apparently
nothing broken.Copy !req
293. I'm sorry I almost killed you.Copy !req
294. Goddamn it. This is gonna send my
car insurance premiums through the roof.Copy !req
295. When you were unconscious,
I prayed.Copy !req
296. You know how long
it's been since I prayed?Copy !req
297. And I've never prayed like this.Copy !req
298. So because of me,
you've become...Copy !req
299. born again.Copy !req
300. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
301. You are one incredibly difficult
and sometimes infuriating woman.Copy !req
302. And I cannot imagine
my life without you.Copy !req
303. Promise me you'll be a better driver.Copy !req
304. Promise me you'll take care of yourself
and you'll live as long as you can.Copy !req
305. Because I don't know
what I'd do if I lost you.Copy !req
306. So if you wanna get married,
I'm all for it.Copy !req
307. Okay, maybe I was overreacting.Copy !req
308. Let's just take one step
at a time, shall we?Copy !req
309. Okay.Copy !req
310. - Oh, my God. What a bad dream.
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. Father Jack doesn't deny he performed
a commitment ceremony for two lesbians.Copy !req
312. Privately, not in the church.Copy !req
313. The Lambeth Conference resolution
on sexuality expressly condemns...Copy !req
314. the blessing of same-sex unions...Copy !req
315. and councils against ordination
of those involved.Copy !req
316. Whether or not we agree
with this resolution...Copy !req
317. Do we really want our children learning
from a man that ignores God's laws?Copy !req
318. I think we should ask Jack to leave.Copy !req
319. And so do James and Owen,
and I'm guessing David feels the same.Copy !req
320. Actually, I don't.Copy !req
321. The church rejects homosexual practice
as incompatible with Scripture.Copy !req
322. So because of their random genetics,
gay people should be denied...Copy !req
323. any romantic or sexual love?
- That is liberal claptrap.Copy !req
324. It's not genetics.
It can be overcome.Copy !req
325. Walter, the only way you could
know that for sure...Copy !req
326. is if it's something that you overcame.
- And the only way you couldn't know...Copy !req
327. is if it's something you're not strong
enough to overcome.Copy !req
328. Are you gay, David?Copy !req
329. Yes.Copy !req
330. Then his vote cannot be counted here.Copy !req
331. That's ridiculous.
He's a deacon. He gets a vote.Copy !req
332. David does not obey
the laws of the church.Copy !req
333. Without his vote, it's an even split.
How do you plan to resolve the matter?Copy !req
334. I think we should
get the bishop involved.Copy !req
335. You sure you wanna do that?Copy !req
336. Okay, we talked about the flowers.Copy !req
337. I gave you the CD I burned
with music for the viewing.Copy !req
338. I wish David were here.Copy !req
339. I'd much prefer to go over things with
him than with some underling, but...Copy !req
340. Oh, no. No.Copy !req
341. No. This won't do.Copy !req
342. What?Copy !req
343. Well, this right here,
there's a nick in the wood.Copy !req
344. Oh, no, that's part of the grain.Copy !req
345. I don't think so.Copy !req
346. All right, well, we'll just have to return it
and then get a new one.Copy !req
347. That's not possible.Copy !req
348. I'm sorry?Copy !req
349. There's nothing wrong with this casket.
Even if there was, it's too late...Copy !req
350. to get another like it by tomorrow.
- I don't care how much it costs.Copy !req
351. This isn't about cost. There's not
another one of these available.Copy !req
352. We had to ship this one down
from San Francisco as it was.Copy !req
353. I'm very unhappy about this.Copy !req
354. If you want to call it off,
I can bring your aunt's body up...Copy !req
355. and you can take it
somewhere else.Copy !req
356. Okay?Copy !req
357. Hello?Copy !req
358. Hiram, there's nothing to talk about.Copy !req
359. No, I'm not angry.Copy !req
360. Oh, Mom, I'll probably be spending
tonight at a friend's house.Copy !req
361. What friend?Copy !req
362. - Parker McKenna.
- I don't know any Parker.Copy !req
363. - Well, you haven't met her yet.
- Oh, good grief!Copy !req
364. Hiram, you're the one
who wanted to break up.Copy !req
365. I'm sorry if you're having
second thoughts, because I'm not.Copy !req
366. Men can be so stupid.Copy !req
367. Yeah.Copy !req
368. I'd like for you to have
Parker's mother call me, okay?Copy !req
369. Okay.Copy !req
370. Oh, Nate, glad you're here.Copy !req
371. Need to talk to you later.Copy !req
372. - About what?
- In private.Copy !req
373. Good morning.
How are you this morning?Copy !req
374. Oh, God.Copy !req
375. I was having the most
incredible dream.Copy !req
376. I was swimming with dolphins.Copy !req
377. Only we weren't swimming,
we were flying.Copy !req
378. Oh, and Drew Barrymore was there.Copy !req
379. Whatever you are on,
I would like some of it.Copy !req
380. She was like my best friend.Copy !req
381. - How's your headache today?
- It's better.Copy !req
382. Oh, my God, and there
was this shark following us...Copy !req
383. and I think it was Courtney Love.Copy !req
384. - How'd she look?
- She was in Versace.Copy !req
385. Are we supposed to believe
that the same God who made us...Copy !req
386. wants us to be lonely and frustrated
while the rest of the world's...Copy !req
387. free to make love and have families?
- No, God isn't that cruel.Copy !req
388. - Good for you for marrying two lesbians.
- My high school girlfriend.Copy !req
389. Who do you think sent that fax?Copy !req
390. Walter swears it wasn't him.Copy !req
391. I am so fucking tired
of being ashamed.Copy !req
392. We'll just fight back, you and me.
We'll fight them. Walter's just a bully.Copy !req
393. - We'll just bully him back.
- I don't think that's such a good idea.Copy !req
394. I've agreed to not officiate
at any other gay weddings.Copy !req
395. And you get to stay.Copy !req
396. - How do you feel about that?
- Relieved.Copy !req
397. I've put in almost six years
here at St. Bart's.Copy !req
398. And I'd really prefer not to have
to start over somewhere new.Copy !req
399. Not at this point in my life.Copy !req
400. And I have a favor to ask of you.Copy !req
401. I need you to resign as deacon.Copy !req
402. Otherwise, Walter will keep making
noise until he gets his way...Copy !req
403. and I'd really prefer
not to get the bishop involved.Copy !req
404. - Jack, you can't give in to them.
- I know which battles can be won, David.Copy !req
405. This is not one of them.Copy !req
406. I guess I just thought
that you were...Copy !req
407. I don't know, braver than that.Copy !req
408. I'm tired.Copy !req
409. I'm tired of trying to make it better here
and never succeeding because of politics.Copy !req
410. I just don't have it in me right now.Copy !req
411. But how can you...?Copy !req
412. You're gay.Copy !req
413. No, I'm not.Copy !req
414. I'm not.Copy !req
415. People have always assumed that.Copy !req
416. But I'm not.Copy !req
417. Sorry.Copy !req
418. More Scotch?Copy !req
419. No, thanks.Copy !req
420. I...Copy !req
421. - I really don't wanna be here.
- Oh, get over yourself.Copy !req
422. I know you and Parker had sex, so what?
You're not the first guy I slept with.Copy !req
423. Right, but am I the last?Copy !req
424. Maybe.Copy !req
425. If he's gonna get me
in here, I'll use it, but...Copy !req
426. Oh, my God.Copy !req
427. What the fuck do these people do?Copy !req
428. Her father's, like, some movie bigwig.
I think.Copy !req
429. Invitation only.Copy !req
430. - Okay, this is tragic.
- We can always leave.Copy !req
431. Let's just find the bar.
Excuse me?Copy !req
432. Excuse me, do you know
where the bar is?Copy !req
433. - Over there.
- Right.Copy !req
434. - Where's Parker?
- It's not her house.Copy !req
435. This is a porn party. I'm telling you,
they're shooting a porno here.Copy !req
436. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
437. - Faggot.
- Hey, shut up. My brother's a faggot.Copy !req
438. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.Copy !req
439. Let's just say hi and leave, okay?Copy !req
440. Oh, no, this could be kind of fun.Copy !req
441. Come on.Copy !req
442. - Hey, Parker.
- Hey.Copy !req
443. This is a really nice house
you've got here.Copy !req
444. I know. So, like, of course
I don't get to live here.Copy !req
445. I just get to trash it
when they're gone.Copy !req
446. This is Warren. This is Claire.Copy !req
447. - Nice to meet you.
- And...Copy !req
448. Gabriel.Copy !req
449. This is what concerns me, this area
of decreased attenuation. It's very faint.Copy !req
450. Doesn't look like there's an acute injury,
but something's not right.Copy !req
451. Well, she's gonna be all right,
isn't she?Copy !req
452. These are your CAT scan results,
Nate.Copy !req
453. - Mine?
- Don't worry about Brenda.Copy !req
454. Hers was totally clean.Copy !req
455. So, what do you think it is?Copy !req
456. I'd like to give you a shot
of contrast dye...Copy !req
457. and do another CAT scan
to really know.Copy !req
458. Oh, hello, Mrs. Fisher?Copy !req
459. This is Elise McKenna, Parker's
stepmother. Claire asked me to call you.Copy !req
460. Yes, I just wanted to be sure
there's proper adult supervision...Copy !req
461. if she's staying there.
- Oh, absolutely. Yes, of course.Copy !req
462. Don't worry for a minute.Copy !req
463. All right, then,Copy !req
464. I don't want her drinking.Copy !req
465. There isn't even any liquor
in the house,Copy !req
466. You see, my husband
and I are both alcoholics.Copy !req
467. And Parker's fresh out of rehab.
So we'll take really good care of Claire.Copy !req
468. I promise, Kisses,Copy !req
469. - That was mean.
- What?Copy !req
470. A Hollywood ass-waxing party.Copy !req
471. - Everybody's wearing leather or rubber.
- Seriously, bro, seriously.Copy !req
472. - Rip those fucking nipple-rings out.
- No shit.Copy !req
473. Where were you last night? I called you,
and your mom was all, "I don't know."Copy !req
474. I was hanging with my girl.Copy !req
475. Okay, well, while you were
getting your toes sucked...Copy !req
476. we sucked down a free sixer
from 7-Eleven.Copy !req
477. - Fuck, we pulled a beer cow.
- A beer cow, dude, that's the shit.Copy !req
478. Hell yeah, a fucking beer cow.Copy !req
479. Dink, shut the fuck up, dude.
What the fuck is a beer cow?Copy !req
480. Oh, shit, it was mad.
So we go to buy some beer, right?Copy !req
481. And we get to the counter,
but it's like, nobody has enough cash.Copy !req
482. So Dink just starts fucking mooing
at the top of his lungs at this guy, right?Copy !req
483. So I'm like, "Fuck it."
So I start mooing too.Copy !req
484. Oh, yeah, but really fucking loud.Copy !req
485. Like we just might totally go nuts.Copy !req
486. The guy was so fucking scared of us.Copy !req
487. It was hilarious, man.
It was a total movie moment.Copy !req
488. Fuck yeah, and then we grab
all the beer and we fly.Copy !req
489. We laughed for, like, five straight hours.
It was the shit.Copy !req
490. Yeah, dude. A beer cow, right?Copy !req
491. We gotta do that shit again, man.Copy !req
492. I haven't had that much fun
since I was, like, 6.Copy !req
493. - Fucking beer cow, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
494. Fuck.Copy !req
495. Well...Copy !req
496. we did find something
that concerns me.Copy !req
497. My guess would be that it's AVM.Copy !req
498. - Arteriovenous malformation.
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
499. Abnormally enlarged and intertwined
blood vessels in your brain.Copy !req
500. Have you been experiencing
any headaches?Copy !req
501. Yeah, I get headaches.
I take Advil, they go away.Copy !req
502. Any vertigo, nausea,
problems with your balance?Copy !req
503. Nope.Copy !req
504. - Any fluctuation in your field of vision?
- Like what?Copy !req
505. Like a fluttering
in your peripheral vision?Copy !req
506. - Once.
- Do the headaches seem to affect...Copy !req
507. one side of the head
more than the other?Copy !req
508. The left side. Sometimes.Copy !req
509. Well, I would like to schedule
an MRI for you as soon as possible.Copy !req
510. What's the worst-case scenario
here?Copy !req
511. - Nate, it's way too early for that.
- You fucking tell me.Copy !req
512. Not all vascular malfunctions
of the brain become symptomatic.Copy !req
513. Some, however, carry
a significant risk of hemorrhage.Copy !req
514. So I could have a stroke?Copy !req
515. You could be at a higher risk
for stroke or seizure than most.Copy !req
516. We need to do more tests
to be certain.Copy !req
517. Could I die from this?Copy !req
518. It's possible. Yes.Copy !req
519. There's gotta be some kind of mistake.
I mean, I don't smoke.Copy !req
520. I haven't had any red meat since 1989.
I run three miles a day.Copy !req
521. Don't blow this out of proportion.Copy !req
522. There are treatments,
surgical options.Copy !req
523. Even if it is AVM,
you could live for another 50 years.Copy !req
524. However, I would like to run
a full cardiovascular profile on you...Copy !req
525. before you continue
with the running, okay?Copy !req
526. This happened yesterday? For heaven's
sake, why didn't you call me earlier?Copy !req
527. Because I thought I was okay.Copy !req
528. - Well, you are okay, aren't you?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
529. I'm a nervous wreck.Copy !req
530. Are you all right, dear?Copy !req
531. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
532. Well, I want you both to promise me
that you'll be more careful from now on.Copy !req
533. We promise.Copy !req
534. Oh, boy.Copy !req
535. This time it's personal.Copy !req
536. What's wrong?Copy !req
537. Nothing.Copy !req
538. - So how old did you say you were?
- How old do you want me to be?Copy !req
539. Parker?Copy !req
540. - Oh, of course. Sorry.
- What do you want?Copy !req
541. Nothing, I was just looking
for Gabe. I'm sorry.Copy !req
542. You drop a beer,
you have to pay for it.Copy !req
543. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
544. Moo.Copy !req
545. Moo.Copy !req
546. Hey, say "moo."Copy !req
547. - Where the fuck did you get that?
- Say "moo."Copy !req
548. - Moo.
- Now get the money out of the register.Copy !req
549. Go get the fucking car!Copy !req
550. Moo.Copy !req
551. - So do you think I should resign?
- What do you want to do?Copy !req
552. I don't wanna belong to a church
that's so intolerant.Copy !req
553. And I don't wanna waste my time
with a fight that can't be won.Copy !req
554. But I don't wanna just take it either.Copy !req
555. I've been doing that my whole fucking
life, and I'm fucking sick to death of it.Copy !req
556. And to top it all off, I'm scheduled to do
a devotional reading in Mass tomorrow.Copy !req
557. - You gonna do it?
- Of course.Copy !req
558. They're not gonna intimidate me
into just disappearing.Copy !req
559. Oh, I came out to my mother.Copy !req
560. - You're kidding.
- It was really uncomfortable.Copy !req
561. - How's she taking it?
- Hard to tell. She's as weird as always.Copy !req
562. Thanks for meeting me here today.
I just had to talk about it to somebody.Copy !req
563. And I could always talk to you.Copy !req
564. Well, I'm glad that we've managed
to remain friends.Copy !req
565. Listen, I gotta run.
I'm meeting Eddie later.Copy !req
566. Hey, he said he saw you
at the candlelight vigil for Marc Foster.Copy !req
567. Yeah, yeah, I was driving by
on my way home.Copy !req
568. Okay. Well, thanks again.Copy !req
569. Yeah, well, let me know
how it all turns out.Copy !req
570. I will.Copy !req
571. - Take care, David.
- You too.Copy !req
572. Tell Eddie I said hi.Copy !req
573. Don't you wanna do what those
really cool kids in there are doing?Copy !req
574. No.Copy !req
575. Where's your boyfriend?Copy !req
576. I don't know.Copy !req
577. I like him.Copy !req
578. - You do?
- Yeah, something about him.Copy !req
579. Can't quite put my finger on it.Copy !req
580. - Hey.
- Hey. Where'd you go?Copy !req
581. We just went to get
some more beer.Copy !req
582. - Why, did you miss me?
- Not that much, ego man.Copy !req
583. Hi.Copy !req
584. Can I help you?Copy !req
585. I'd like to speak to David,
if at all possible.Copy !req
586. Well, he's not here right now.Copy !req
587. - Well, where is he?
- I'm not sure. Perhaps I can help you.Copy !req
588. Perhaps you can.
That remains to be seen.Copy !req
589. My aunt's viewing is tomorrow.Copy !req
590. And I'm not at all satisfied
with the state of her casket.Copy !req
591. I spoke to one of your other employees
about it earlier today...Copy !req
592. and he didn't seem to be the slightest
bit concerned. I'll show you.Copy !req
593. I'll show you.Copy !req
594. See? Right here. It's been nicked.Copy !req
595. How about we take 100 bucks off?Copy !req
596. - I want a new casket.
- Well, I'm not sure that's an option.Copy !req
597. Why does nobody around here
seem to care about doing things right?Copy !req
598. If I'm not mistaken, you haven't
even signed a contract, right?Copy !req
599. - That's not the point.
- So you could turn around in the end...Copy !req
600. say, "I never agreed," and not pay?
- Of course not, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
601. Yeah, that is ridiculous.Copy !req
602. So I'm gonna go get
that contract right now...Copy !req
603. and until you sign it, you don't
get to complain about anything else.Copy !req
604. I resent your implication.Copy !req
605. You ought to be thanking your fucking
stars that you're alive and healthy.Copy !req
606. And that you don't work like a dog
just to starve or get shot in the street.Copy !req
607. I'll be right back
with that contract.Copy !req
608. I thought this is what you wanted.Copy !req
609. It's too little too late.Copy !req
610. What, are you trying
to get your wings?Copy !req
611. - Where's your boyfriend? I do like him.
- Yeah, you said that already.Copy !req
612. He'll be headed over to my neck
of the woods pretty soon.Copy !req
613. Right here. Look at this.Copy !req
614. - Yeah.
- I like it.Copy !req
615. Why you are here? You're fired.Copy !req
616. Dear Lord, have you been here
all night?Copy !req
617. Go drive in the woods
with your man...Copy !req
618. who burns chicken
in the funny little toy car.Copy !req
619. I came here to get my things
before I go to church.Copy !req
620. I thought this would be a safe time
not to run into you.Copy !req
621. - Is he rich?
- What? No.Copy !req
622. So he is a good lover, yeah?Copy !req
623. That's none of your business.Copy !req
624. Because you are the kind of woman
who needs a good lover.Copy !req
625. Oh, and why is that?Copy !req
626. Because you're so scared of feeling.Copy !req
627. You are scared of your own heart.Copy !req
628. You should have a man
who can touch you there.Copy !req
629. Who sees your beauty.Copy !req
630. I hoping...Copy !req
631. he is this man for you.Copy !req
632. In your steadfast faith and love,
that through your grace...Copy !req
633. we may proclaim your truth
with boldness...Copy !req
634. and minister your justice
with compassion.Copy !req
635. For the sake of our savior, Jesus Christ,
who lives and reigns with you...Copy !req
636. and the Holy Spirit, one God,
now and forever.Copy !req
637. Amen.Copy !req
638. Amen.Copy !req
639. "In thee, O Lord, do I put my trust.Copy !req
640. Let me never be ashamed.Copy !req
641. Deliver me in thy righteousness."Copy !req
642. "Let me never be ashamed."Copy !req
643. There's a concept.Copy !req
644. I've been ashamed my entire life.Copy !req
645. I grew up thinking I was unworthy in the
eyes of God instead of trusting God...Copy !req
646. not to be an ignorant,
frightened bigot.Copy !req
647. Because of this,
I've made myself crazy.Copy !req
648. I've put myself in danger,
I've made a lot of mistakes.Copy !req
649. Big mistakes.Copy !req
650. Which all could've been avoided
if I'd just had faith.Copy !req
651. Faith that maybe God really is love,
like we say.Copy !req
652. How am I supposed to spread
God's love throughout the world...Copy !req
653. when I deny it to myself?Copy !req
654. God be with you all.Copy !req
655. - Really nice job.
- Thanks.Copy !req
656. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
657. - Oh, David, wonderful. Good to see you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
658. Thank you.Copy !req
659. David!Copy !req
660. I am so proud of you.Copy !req
661. That was great, David.Copy !req
662. - I didn't even know you were here.
- I had to see what you were gonna do.Copy !req
663. We're gonna get something
to eat, why don't you come?Copy !req
664. Yeah, Fred 62 in Los Feliz.
Maybe a movie afterwards.Copy !req
665. No, I can't. I've gotta work.Copy !req
666. Okay, well, congratulations.
You spoke the truth.Copy !req
667. Thank you.Copy !req
668. Take care.Copy !req
669. Okay, well...Copy !req
670. don't be a stranger.Copy !req
671. We go for big breakfast now, yeah?Copy !req
672. No, I can't. I'm sorry.Copy !req
673. But it's Sunday.Copy !req
674. I can't believe I missed church.Copy !req
675. My son was giving a reading
during the service.Copy !req
676. - You are happy, no?
- Yes, I'm very happy.Copy !req
677. - I'm never gonna marry you.
- What?Copy !req
678. I will be your friend and your lover,
but I will never be your wife.Copy !req
679. I spent the first half of my life doing that,
I don't need to do it again.Copy !req
680. - Maybe I can convince you.
- Nope.Copy !req
681. Not going to happen.Copy !req
682. Nate.Copy !req
683. Mom told me about the accident.
Are you all right?Copy !req
684. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
685. Thanks for making Tracy
sign that contract.Copy !req
686. I don't know if you've noticed this,
but she's kind of crazy.Copy !req
687. Yeah, I got a whiff of that.Copy !req
688. And thanks for staying in L.A.
And helping me run the business.Copy !req
689. Things have been a lot more fun
around here since you've been home.Copy !req
690. Why, thank you, Dave.Copy !req
691. Look, I'm gonna be late for
Augusto's christening. I gotta run.Copy !req
692. Oh, that crazy-ass niece
is upstairs crying and won't come down.Copy !req
693. Oh, no, I think this one is yours.Copy !req
694. Okay.Copy !req
695. But I'm warning you,
I might just fucking punch her.Copy !req
696. Tracy?Copy !req
697. My Aunt Lilian was the only person
who ever really loved me.Copy !req
698. My parents didn't.Copy !req
699. My husband certainly didn't.Copy !req
700. And now she's dead.Copy !req
701. Her husband died,
then her daughter died too...Copy !req
702. in this car crash
on her 17th birthday.Copy !req
703. But Aunt Lilian just went on.Copy !req
704. She raised Welsh corgis
and she took up watercolors...Copy !req
705. and she loved me.
And now she's dead.Copy !req
706. I've never felt this alone
in the world.Copy !req
707. And I'm used to feeling alone.Copy !req
708. I know what that's like. And...Copy !req
709. now I find out that there's this...Copy !req
710. whole new level.Copy !req
711. Why do people have to die?Copy !req
712. To make life important.Copy !req
713. None of us know
how long we've got.Copy !req
714. Which is why we have
to make each day matter.Copy !req
715. And it sounds like
your Aunt Lilian did exactly that.Copy !req
716. - Yeah, she did.
- Then you can be happy for her.Copy !req
717. For a life well-lived.Copy !req
718. That's the most any of us
can hope for.Copy !req
719. I go to funerals sometimes.Copy !req
720. Funerals of people
I don't even know.Copy !req
721. Harold and Maude is, like,
my favorite movie of all time.Copy !req
722. I saw it when I was in junior high
and it profoundly affected my life.Copy !req
723. It's a great movie.Copy !req
724. You're very kind.Copy !req
725. Are you married?Copy !req
726. Sort of.Copy !req
727. Come on in.Copy !req
728. Julio! Get over here, man!Copy !req
729. Baby, does that dead lady
have to be in here?Copy !req
730. No. No, I'll take her
downstairs right now.Copy !req
731. Get over here.Copy !req
732. Thank you for coming. Thank you.Copy !req
733. What's up with you?Copy !req
734. I'm just thinking about
how lucky I am.Copy !req
735. I love you.Copy !req
736. You know that, right?Copy !req
737. Yeah.Copy !req