1. I just remembered, I owe you money.Copy !req
2. Well, thank you for sparing me
the awkward confrontation.Copy !req
3. - Are you starting to feel exploited?
- Yeah, but in a good way.Copy !req
4. - Go ahead.
- Yeah.Copy !req
5. - Are you looking at my balance?
- It's okay. Size isn't everything.Copy !req
6. Funny.Copy !req
7. So does bad music make people deaf...Copy !req
8. or do deaf people have
really bad taste in music?Copy !req
9. Well, there is Beethoven.Copy !req
10. - Come on, let's go.
- What the fuck is that shit?Copy !req
11. - Hurry.
- My receipt.Copy !req
12. - Come on, that's all right, just...
- Look, it's all yours.Copy !req
13. Do you think you can do
that kind of offensive shit in public?Copy !req
14. - We're sorry, man, we didn't...
- Oh, he's sorry, huh?Copy !req
15. Look, Pete, let's go.Copy !req
16. - Fuck you, man!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
17. Fuck! Run!Copy !req
18. Help!Copy !req
19. The other one got away.Copy !req
20. Fucking freak!Copy !req
21. Fucking pervert!
Read a Bible, you pervert!Copy !req
22. Johnny, come on. Come on,
let's go. Come on.Copy !req
23. Okay, here we go with Uncle Nate.Copy !req
24. - You got him?
- Just about.Copy !req
25. - Put your hand under there. There we go.
- All right, I got him. I got him.Copy !req
26. Okay, but don't hold him
like he's a football.Copy !req
27. It's more like you're carrying
a watermelon.Copy !req
28. - All right.
- See?Copy !req
29. - Okay.
- Adjust, adjust, adjust. There you go.Copy !req
30. Hey, there, little guy.
Who looks just like his daddy, huh?Copy !req
31. When a baby's born
it always looks more like its father...Copy !req
32. which is nature's way
of establishing paternity.Copy !req
33. We're hoping he grows out of it.Copy !req
34. Oh, don't worry, I'm sure he will.
Oh, yes, yes.Copy !req
35. David, come meet Augusto.Copy !req
36. I just have to get Mr. Perlmutter
dressed for his viewing.Copy !req
37. David, please, come take
one look at him.Copy !req
38. Nate was an extremely gassy baby,
always crying.Copy !req
39. David, on the other hand,
hardly ever made a peep.Copy !req
40. When are you guys gonna grow up
and make this woman a grandmommy?Copy !req
41. Well, certainly not until after
Mr. Perlmutter's got some clothes on.Copy !req
42. You know, it's kind of funny,
me coming back to school in a hearse.Copy !req
43. It's hilarious.Copy !req
44. This sucks.Copy !req
45. Does everybody know?Copy !req
46. I don't know. Who'd you tell?Copy !req
47. No, I mean, like, did they make
an announcement or something?Copy !req
48. Don't you think you would've gotten,
like, a couple of cards if they had?Copy !req
49. No.Copy !req
50. It's not cool to OD.
Freaks people out.Copy !req
51. Who gives a fuck what
these people think?Copy !req
52. Everyone's too obsessed with
what people think about them...Copy !req
53. to think about anyone else.Copy !req
54. You're a freak.Copy !req
55. Yeah, well, so are you.Copy !req
56. Is that supposed to make me feel better?Copy !req
57. - That's the guy who OD'd.
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
58. What the fuck are you looking at?Copy !req
59. What, you called me over here to show
me a picture of you and the gravedigger?Copy !req
60. I need your key back,
because you've crossed a line...Copy !req
61. and I don't feel like
I can trust you anymore.Copy !req
62. - You think I took that picture?
- I will not play this game with you!Copy !req
63. I won't deal with you
when you're off your meds...Copy !req
64. because I don't even know
who you are.Copy !req
65. For someone with so much animosity
towards the psychiatric profession...Copy !req
66. you sure love to push pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
67. Makes sense, as you're no stranger
to medication yourself.Copy !req
68. You're sick, Billy. You have to
stay on your medication...Copy !req
69. or you get scary, okay?Copy !req
70. You're not scared of me.Copy !req
71. I'd never hurt you. You're the most
important person in my life.Copy !req
72. Yeah, well, did you ever stop to think
that maybe that's fucked up?Copy !req
73. - I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry. Just...Copy !req
74. Just take the meds.Copy !req
75. Okay. I promise.Copy !req
76. Now give me the key.Copy !req
77. I just told you I'd take
the medication, Brenda.Copy !req
78. I just... I just told you I'd take
the medication!Copy !req
79. Jesus Christ, you don't have to be such
a bitch! When did you turn into Mom?Copy !req
80. Okay. I don't give a shit.
You want your fucking key?Copy !req
81. Great. Here, take all the fucking keys.Copy !req
82. I could have an extra copy at home.Copy !req
83. Yeah, I could always change the locks.Copy !req
84. Do you know how easy it would be
to break into this place?Copy !req
85. I'd like you to go now.Copy !req
86. Get your wet suit, clothing, robes.
Take them.Copy !req
87. I just told you I'd take
the medication, Brenda!Copy !req
88. I told you I would take
the medication, please.Copy !req
89. You have to take care of yourself now.
I can't do it, not anymore.Copy !req
90. Please, Brenda, you're the only person
I can talk to.Copy !req
91. You're the only one that hears me.Copy !req
92. Billy, you have to get a life
of your own, okay?Copy !req
93. Please.Copy !req
94. You probably read about it.
It was on the news...Copy !req
95. what happened to Marc.Copy !req
96. Yes.Copy !req
97. The coroner still has his...
They still have him.Copy !req
98. In situations like this,
when there's been violence...Copy !req
99. the family may prefer
a closed casket.Copy !req
100. - No.
- Honey, I think he looks pretty bad.Copy !req
101. I have to see him.Copy !req
102. I brought some pictures,
so you'll know what he looks like.Copy !req
103. Wasn't he such a beautiful boy?Copy !req
104. Why does a thing like this happen?Copy !req
105. Come on, now, we all know
why this happened.Copy !req
106. That is not a reason.Copy !req
107. It's the only reason.Copy !req
108. If he wasn't...Copy !req
109. He'd be alive today.Copy !req
110. You know, I was always
so worried about AIDS.Copy !req
111. I never even thought that just being
out on the street...Copy !req
112. What is wrong with people?Copy !req
113. Could've told him this happens.Copy !req
114. I would've too if he'd ever just
talked to us about it, ever come out...Copy !req
115. and told us what he was.
- Well, what do you expect, Marcus?Copy !req
116. You can't even say it.Copy !req
117. Hey, Dave.Copy !req
118. I'll be right with you.Copy !req
119. Okay, okay.Copy !req
120. - Jesus.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
121. Okay, Cinderella...Copy !req
122. we're gonna have to work overtime
to get you ready for the ball...Copy !req
123. because men don't make passes
at girls with big gashes.Copy !req
124. That was funny, right?
Daddy's Mr. Funnyman.Copy !req
125. Let me just run Augusto upstairs,
and I'll be right back down to do him.Copy !req
126. I can handle this, Federico. Why don't
you take the rest of the day off?Copy !req
127. That's a pretty tough job, Dave.Copy !req
128. The skull's all shattered up there.Copy !req
129. You might have to rebuild
the tissue on his cheek.Copy !req
130. I can do it.Copy !req
131. Hey, thanks, man.Copy !req
132. I'm so damn tired I can barely
see straight.Copy !req
133. - Get some rest.
- You bet. Good luck.Copy !req
134. Let's go, buddy. Let's go, buddy.
Let's go.Copy !req
135. And I told him not to come around
for a while.Copy !req
136. - That's it?
- Oh, what else could I do, Nate?Copy !req
137. You could talk to the police.
You could get a restraining order.Copy !req
138. I don't need you to tell me how to handle
this. That is so arrogant and patronizing.Copy !req
139. I just need you to listen to me.Copy !req
140. You can't just wait for the next
fucked-up thing Billy does.Copy !req
141. You need to do something now.Copy !req
142. Do you think that was easy for me,
just cutting him off like that?Copy !req
143. Do you even comprehend
what it's like...Copy !req
144. to be responsible
for someone your whole life?Copy !req
145. Do you even get the concept
of loving somebody that much?Copy !req
146. Yes, I get that concept.Copy !req
147. He's sick.Copy !req
148. He's not just sick, he's dangerous.Copy !req
149. He built a bomb. He broke into our hotel
room and took pictures of us in bed.Copy !req
150. - What's he gonna do next time?
- I took his key away from him.Copy !req
151. Yeah, well, he didn't have a key
in Vegas. That didn't keep him out.Copy !req
152. I'm sorry. I know you don't trust
your parents...Copy !req
153. but I really think they're right on this.
He needs to be somewhere.Copy !req
154. This is so not how I need you
to be right now.Copy !req
155. - What are you doing?
- I don't wanna discuss this with you.Copy !req
156. In fact, you know what?
Why don't we just take some time off?Copy !req
157. You dump Billy,
so now you're gonna dump me?Copy !req
158. Don't you fucking analyze me!Copy !req
159. You might as well throw away your key,
because I changed the lock.Copy !req
160. Where's Claire?Copy !req
161. Well, she claims to be at a movie,
but what do I know?Copy !req
162. Nobody ever tells me
what's really going on.Copy !req
163. That boy who got beat up
on the street...Copy !req
164. was he doing something?Copy !req
165. He was getting cash.
Didn't you read the paper?Copy !req
166. Yes, I just thought you might
know more about it.Copy !req
167. Do you like the hen?Copy !req
168. Yeah, very much.
What did you stuff it with?Copy !req
169. Chestnuts, bread crumbs, celery.Copy !req
170. Do you wanna know
all the ingredients?Copy !req
171. No, thanks.Copy !req
172. Are you going out tonight?Copy !req
173. No, not tonight.Copy !req
174. Are you?Copy !req
175. Me? No.Copy !req
176. But, you know...Copy !req
177. sometimes I do see Hiram
on occasion.Copy !req
178. And I know you don't like that...Copy !req
179. but I also know you love me
no matter who I see in my private life.Copy !req
180. Well, that's good, Mom.Copy !req
181. Why'd you drop jazz vocals
sophomore year?Copy !req
182. Because the music teacher
was a crackhead.Copy !req
183. I'm serious, Claire.Copy !req
184. So am I. He got busted and fired,
and then jazz vocals was discontinued.Copy !req
185. Do your homework.Copy !req
186. What happened
with the literary magazine?Copy !req
187. Censorship. I wrote this totally,
like, harmless...Copy !req
188. like, cartoon story about this girl
who can make people's heads explode...Copy !req
189. and apparently it was
too disturbing to publish.Copy !req
190. The debate team?Copy !req
191. They debated what the prom theme
should be.Copy !req
192. I mean, God, the people in this school,
they have the mentality of teenagers.Copy !req
193. - You are a teenager.
- Yes...Copy !req
194. but I actually think about things
beside trying to figure out...Copy !req
195. how to puke after lunch
without anyone noticing.Copy !req
196. So, what do you do for fun?Copy !req
197. I don't know. What do you do for fun?Copy !req
198. I go bowling with my friends.
I take hikes with my girlfriend.Copy !req
199. - I bake.
- You bake?Copy !req
200. Your turn.Copy !req
201. I read.Copy !req
202. I go online and make up
freaky cyber identities.Copy !req
203. You know, sometimes
I'm a Scientologist.Copy !req
204. Sometimes I'm a young, Christian wife.Copy !req
205. What about friendships that are
based on the truth? Any of those?Copy !req
206. Sometimes I hang out with
Parker McKenna. I kind of like her...Copy !req
207. even though she's pretty much
a split-personality freak.Copy !req
208. Dating anyone?Copy !req
209. Dating? You mean, like,
getting drunk and screwing?Copy !req
210. - If that's what it is.
- Yeah, that's what it is. No, I'm not.Copy !req
211. Keith, got a minute?Copy !req
212. Yeah, sure. What's up?Copy !req
213. I wanna put you on security
for the Marc Foster funeral on Thursday.Copy !req
214. Okay, why?Copy !req
215. The wackos turn out for these things.Copy !req
216. - Why me?
- Come on, Keith.Copy !req
217. You're a good, smart cop,
and you use your head...Copy !req
218. before you use your gun, all right?Copy !req
219. So it has nothing to do with the fact
that I'm gay, right?Copy !req
220. What do you wanna do,
sue me for discrimination...Copy !req
221. or show up and protect
this kid's family?Copy !req
222. Oh, God, I look like something
Chef Boyardee makes.Copy !req
223. So you never told your parents
you were gay either?Copy !req
224. Oh, please, they knew.Copy !req
225. I just didn't want my dad making me
feel guilty about it all the time.Copy !req
226. Maybe he could've accepted it
if you'd given him a chance.Copy !req
227. You heard him.
He thinks it's my fault I'm dead.Copy !req
228. That's not what he was saying.
He was saying it's a sick world.Copy !req
229. - I'm the one who was sick.
- Shut up.Copy !req
230. So I liked men.
I never should've given in to it.Copy !req
231. It's not what God intended.Copy !req
232. I could've had a family and a normal life.
You could've too.Copy !req
233. That life would've been a lie and
unfair to your wife and children...Copy !req
234. who would've hated you.Copy !req
235. Not if I never looked back.Copy !req
236. Not if I had faith.Copy !req
237. God challenges us like this,
so we'll choose good...Copy !req
238. so we'll triumph over evil.Copy !req
239. Only thing is, so few of us do.Copy !req
240. It's not a choice.
God already made the choice for you.Copy !req
241. That's just liberal propaganda
to justify your own depravity, Jim.Copy !req
242. No matter how nice you fix me up,
I'm still going to hell, and you know it...Copy !req
243. because you're going there too.Copy !req
244. Brenda, pick up the phone.Copy !req
245. Don't just lay there and say, "Fuck you."Copy !req
246. Okay, I'm sorry I pissed you off.
I know you're under a lot of pressure...Copy !req
247. but so am I.Copy !req
248. So let's talk about it, okay?Copy !req
249. Call me.Copy !req
250. Hey.Copy !req
251. Yes, this is Fisher & Sons.
Can I help you?Copy !req
252. I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
253. Yes, we can pick up the body...
The deceased.Copy !req
254. Which morgue?Copy !req
255. A residence, okay.
What's the address?Copy !req
256. - Robbie?
- Oh, I'm sorry, did my tree hit you?Copy !req
257. - Do you have a moment?
- Well, I don't know, Ruth.Copy !req
258. I got a whole big bunch of ferns
out back I gotta cut up...Copy !req
259. so you can make some more of those
beautiful, one-of-a-kind arrangements.Copy !req
260. How did you tell your parents
you were...Copy !req
261. Into flowers?Copy !req
262. Well, it was obvious from the beginning.
My first word was "perennial."Copy !req
263. How did you tell them you were gay?Copy !req
264. What makes you think I am gay?Copy !req
265. Just because I have
a refined aesthetic...Copy !req
266. you make assumptions
about my personal life?Copy !req
267. I'm so sorry. You're not gay?Copy !req
268. Yes, I'm gay.Copy !req
269. But I certainly don't see
how that's any of your business.Copy !req
270. Do I ask you about
your intimate sexual life...Copy !req
271. even though it is on full display
in the workplace? No, I do not.Copy !req
272. I tolerate the repercussions,
but I don't pry.Copy !req
273. I'm sorry. I'm asking because my son...Copy !req
274. Oh, dear Lord, save it for Geraldo.Copy !req
275. Someone in the family shows signs
of homosexuality...Copy !req
276. and suddenly it's a national crisis.
Coming out to my parents.Copy !req
277. Honestly, why don't you tell me the most
horrible moment from your intimate past?Copy !req
278. - It was horrible?
- It's none of your business.Copy !req
279. I'm sorry I offended you, Robbie.Copy !req
280. That is a shitty place for the lily.Copy !req
281. Mr. Jacoby?Copy !req
282. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
283. Jesus, Billy, you fucking psycho.Copy !req
284. Did I get you?Copy !req
285. Come on, man, it's paint.
Why aren't you laughing?Copy !req
286. I don't think it's funny.Copy !req
287. Oh, no, it's just plain fun.Copy !req
288. You know, if you mix up the letters
in "funeral," you get "real fun."Copy !req
289. How much do you love that?Copy !req
290. You stay away from my sister.
She's just a kid.Copy !req
291. Now, that's kind of ironic,
don't you think? You telling me that.Copy !req
292. What'd they tell you?Copy !req
293. They tell you I made a bomb?Copy !req
294. They tell you who it was for?Copy !req
295. I know you wrote things
about your family.Copy !req
296. Liar!Copy !req
297. Don't fucking lie to me.Copy !req
298. He thought he was such a genius,
everybody thought.Copy !req
299. He even had Brenda fooled,
which blows my mind.Copy !req
300. Well, okay, she was young.Copy !req
301. - Are you talking about Dr. Feinberg?
- No, Trevor, you fucking moron.Copy !req
302. Trevor. Perfect fucking Trevor.Copy !req
303. He thought he was the king of Brenda,
which is such adolescent shit...Copy !req
304. as if you could know somebody for a
few months and replace their whole life.Copy !req
305. Their family.Copy !req
306. Brenda's not allowed to love anyone
as much as she loves you?Copy !req
307. Able.Copy !req
308. She's not able.Copy !req
309. You know what? You're right.Copy !req
310. Bren never even told me about Trevor.
She doesn't trust me.Copy !req
311. You don't get to call her that.Copy !req
312. You call her Brenda.Copy !req
313. You know, she broke up with me today.Copy !req
314. - Really?
- Yeah. Took away my key.Copy !req
315. Well, it's probably for the best.Copy !req
316. You and Brenda was never a good idea.Copy !req
317. Yeah, tell me about it.Copy !req
318. Listen, I gotta go, so you take care.Copy !req
319. Hey.Copy !req
320. Hey.Copy !req
321. - Ready to go?
- Yeah, just...Copy !req
322. give me a second to recover.Copy !req
323. Still bad, huh?Copy !req
324. It's just fucking tiring
trying to act normal all day.Copy !req
325. I know what you mean.Copy !req
326. So, what's the stupidest thing
anyone's said to you today?Copy !req
327. Packy Walker told me that he once
had to get his stomach pumped...Copy !req
328. because he ate his dog's
deworming pills.Copy !req
329. He thought they were ludes.Copy !req
330. Well, isn't it comforting to know
that being miserable...Copy !req
331. is still better than being an idiot?Copy !req
332. All right.Copy !req
333. You wanna hear the most horrible
moment from my intimate past?Copy !req
334. No, sister, I do not.Copy !req
335. I was married to my husband
for 30 years.Copy !req
336. I never slept with another man until I
started having sex with my hairdresser.Copy !req
337. And the first time my hairdresser
friend and I had intercourse...Copy !req
338. he asked me to pleasure
myself, so he would know...Copy !req
339. you know, how I did that.Copy !req
340. And I couldn't.Copy !req
341. Because I had never pleasured
myself in my life.Copy !req
342. I was 52 years old.Copy !req
343. And I had to learn how to...Copy !req
344. Masturbate.Copy !req
345. From a hairdresser.Copy !req
346. Oh, my.Copy !req
347. Oh, my.Copy !req
348. Well, Ruth, thank you for sharing that.Copy !req
349. But I'm still not gonna tell you
about coming out to my parents.Copy !req
350. - Why not?
- Because I never did, cupcake.Copy !req
351. My daddy would've never spoken
another word to me...Copy !req
352. and my mother would've just gone
insane, right there on the spot.Copy !req
353. How do you know?Copy !req
354. A child knows what his parents
need him to be.Copy !req
355. My mother is one of those women that
never did anything but raise children.Copy !req
356. So, if you came out wrong,
like the opposite...Copy !req
357. of what she was trying to make
you into, then, you know...Copy !req
358. her whole life is a failure.Copy !req
359. I'm not like that.Copy !req
360. Did he ever actually threaten you?Copy !req
361. Telling the new boyfriend you wanted
the old boyfriend dead...Copy !req
362. while you're playing with a knife.
Yeah, that seems like a threat to me.Copy !req
363. How come you never told me
about Trevor?Copy !req
364. It's such ancient history.Copy !req
365. You said you'd never been
serious about anyone.Copy !req
366. I was 18.Copy !req
367. - Did you love him?
- Yes.Copy !req
368. So, what happened?Copy !req
369. Billy got sick.Copy !req
370. Trevor went to Yale without me.Copy !req
371. Billy got rid of him
because he was jealous.Copy !req
372. Everyone was jealous of Trevor.
He was ridiculously gifted...Copy !req
373. one of those people everybody
secretly hates...Copy !req
374. because he's good at everything
and always gets what he wants.Copy !req
375. - Well, he didn't get you.
- Oh, please. He could do better.Copy !req
376. He did, actually. The woman he married
won the National Book Award last year.Copy !req
377. You know, you're
ridiculously gifted too.Copy !req
378. You could be one of those people
who has everything.Copy !req
379. If you don't wanna deal with this,
I might have to wanna call your parents.Copy !req
380. Well, you might have to wanna call
my parents...Copy !req
381. but unfortunately, they're
in South Africa at the moment.Copy !req
382. I have absolutely no idea
how to contact them.Copy !req
383. Would you stop fucking around?Copy !req
384. I love you, and I'm sure
whatever you feel about me...Copy !req
385. you don't wanna see me dead.Copy !req
386. Are you okay?Copy !req
387. No.Copy !req
388. Do you want me to take you
to a doctor?Copy !req
389. What, now you think I'm crazy too?Copy !req
390. No, no.Copy !req
391. Goddamn it, why are you
shutting me out?Copy !req
392. I just wanna be alone, okay?Copy !req
393. I just wanna go to sleep.Copy !req
394. Well, good night.Copy !req
395. Why didn't you tell me about
your relationship with Gabriel Dimas?Copy !req
396. I guess I just wasn't in the mood
for a lecture on inappropriate friends.Copy !req
397. What makes you think I'd do that?Copy !req
398. Well, some people don't think
he's the greatest influence.Copy !req
399. And what do you think?Copy !req
400. I think that I'm as much of an influence
on him as he is on me...Copy !req
401. so it's not like it only goes one way.Copy !req
402. Right.Copy !req
403. Relating to another person is a way
that we relate to a part of ourselves.Copy !req
404. It's like, he's, like, an extreme version
of me, you know?Copy !req
405. I can see that.Copy !req
406. But what he's going through,
it's so much more.Copy !req
407. But I understand, you know?Copy !req
408. Feeling like you've got this shadow
over you all the time.Copy !req
409. What's your shadow?Copy !req
410. Death, I guess.Copy !req
411. Death and silence.Copy !req
412. Is that crazy?Copy !req
413. What's the silence?Copy !req
414. I don't know.
It's, like, sadness...Copy !req
415. or fear, maybe.Copy !req
416. It's, like, you know, everybody's
so scared...Copy !req
417. that they're gonna say
the wrong thing...Copy !req
418. because, like, you know,
when you bury someone...Copy !req
419. that's, like, the most sensitive time
in a person's life.Copy !req
420. So it's, like, my family,
they're just so careful.Copy !req
421. It's like they almost become invisible.Copy !req
422. That was heavy.Copy !req
423. What's going on?Copy !req
424. Nothing. I'm just being a freak.Copy !req
425. You don't have to be afraid
that you'll say the wrong thing.Copy !req
426. That's just it. I'm not.Copy !req
427. I mean, I do say the wrong thing.Copy !req
428. But, it's, like, this is gonna
sound stupid...Copy !req
429. but, like, I talk so much shit
all the time, you know.Copy !req
430. And that's just another way
to not say...Copy !req
431. Whatever.Copy !req
432. To not say what?Copy !req
433. I'm not here for the school
or for your mom.Copy !req
434. I'm just here for you.Copy !req
435. This is confidential, right?Copy !req
436. Gabe didn't OD by accident.Copy !req
437. He did it on purpose, I think.Copy !req
438. Well, most ODs aren't really
just accidents.Copy !req
439. Right, so, what can I do
as the friend of a person...Copy !req
440. who would do something like that?Copy !req
441. Like, I know all the "I can't save him"
stuff, and I went to the websites.Copy !req
442. And it's all, like, what you can't do.
So, what can I do?Copy !req
443. Try not to make yourself invisible.Copy !req
444. This isn't about me.Copy !req
445. That's not a very good start, is it?Copy !req
446. At least my tie can be straight, right?Copy !req
447. You should've left me
the way I was.Copy !req
448. Let the world see me
for who I really am...Copy !req
449. an abomination of nature.Copy !req
450. Shut up.Copy !req
451. Who you are is nothing
to be ashamed of.Copy !req
452. That's a little hard to buy,
coming from somebody...Copy !req
453. who cruises for dick on the Internet
and has unsafe sex with prostitutes.Copy !req
454. They made a shrine at the place
where you died...Copy !req
455. with pictures of you and flowers.Copy !req
456. People go there and hold candles
in your honor.Copy !req
457. - What people?
- Your friends, your community.Copy !req
458. Bleeding-heart faggots
with nothing better to do.Copy !req
459. Guys who fucked me when they were
drunk and then never called me back.Copy !req
460. There are people who love you.Copy !req
461. But not as many as hate me...Copy !req
462. and you.Copy !req
463. Nice job.Copy !req
464. Man, that is the best work
you've ever done, David.Copy !req
465. - Thanks.
- Nice, very nice.Copy !req
466. Hey, there's, like, 200 homos
outside. Oh, shit.Copy !req
467. Already? It's only a quarter of.Copy !req
468. You'd think the family wouldn't want
all of that coming in here, you know?Copy !req
469. All of what?Copy !req
470. There's this one guy,
he's dressed like Jackie Kennedy.Copy !req
471. You think this guy's mother
really needs to see that today?Copy !req
472. How'd you get those abrasions
on his cheek so smooth-looking?Copy !req
473. I used diaper rash cream.
You left some.Copy !req
474. You know, Rico, I'm a homo.Copy !req
475. I may not dress like Jackie Kennedy,
but I have sex with men.Copy !req
476. Don't... Don't talk to me
about that. All right?Copy !req
477. Why should I hide it from you? You
change your baby's diaper in my house.Copy !req
478. You show me a videotape
of your wife giving birth.Copy !req
479. Where I come from...Copy !req
480. if men need to do that sometimes...Copy !req
481. they don't talk about it.Copy !req
482. They don't leave their families.
They're men.Copy !req
483. I am a man!Copy !req
484. So I took the height of tree A and
divided it by the length of shadow B.Copy !req
485. So do you see how I got
to tangent C?Copy !req
486. Since when were you such a trig bitch?Copy !req
487. Don't get me wrong.
I know it's totally pointless.Copy !req
488. Just somehow, teaching you
makes it seem more interesting.Copy !req
489. It must be the power.Copy !req
490. Well, you are...Copy !req
491. a very stimulating teacher.Copy !req
492. I love your grasp of the material.Copy !req
493. Well, maybe we should grasp
the next one.Copy !req
494. Which one?Copy !req
495. Number five.Copy !req
496. Come on.Copy !req
497. - What is it?
- Oh, nothing.Copy !req
498. Allergies.Copy !req
499. Hey, come on.Copy !req
500. I'm scared.Copy !req
501. It's okay.Copy !req
502. I'm scared too.Copy !req
503. I'm scared you're gonna disappear.Copy !req
504. I'm not gonna disappear.Copy !req
505. What are you scared of?Copy !req
506. I'm scared I'm not gonna finish
my math homework.Copy !req
507. Hey, I told you.Copy !req
508. I'm scared that you...Copy !req
509. are too good for me.Copy !req
510. Oh, you're crazy.Copy !req
511. I finally find a woman I wanna commit to,
and she makes it totally impossible.Copy !req
512. You think that's a coincidence?Copy !req
513. What is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
514. Maybe if she made it easier,
you wouldn't be so eager.Copy !req
515. I need more garlic.Copy !req
516. You've always been bored
with the girls you could have...Copy !req
517. and fascinated with
the ones you couldn't.Copy !req
518. Yeah, well, whose fault is that?Copy !req
519. Your brother's gay, isn't he?Copy !req
520. I think that's a question for him.Copy !req
521. Has he told you?Copy !req
522. No, he has not told me.Copy !req
523. But it's obvious. Everyone knows.Copy !req
524. Am I supposed to say something?
I tried to discuss it. He wouldn't let me.Copy !req
525. I guess he doesn't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
526. It's not good for him
to skulk around like that.Copy !req
527. He's very tense. It's not good for him.Copy !req
528. - Breathe, Mom.
- I know how to breathe!Copy !req
529. I don't appreciate you blaming me for
all your problems, thank you very much.Copy !req
530. Your carrots are burning.Copy !req
531. Haven 't you seen a little girl
called Bunny?Copy !req
532. - About your age,
- No,Copy !req
533. - A new girl,
- No,Copy !req
534. With a dress, just like yours,Copy !req
535. Look, there's no point
in questioning the children,Copy !req
536. What are you doing here?Copy !req
537. I know what to do.Copy !req
538. I know how to fix it.Copy !req
539. Yeah? Fix what?Copy !req
540. Oh, it was a big mistake.Copy !req
541. But I'm gonna fix it, okay?Copy !req
542. Oh, my God, Billy, what have you...?Copy !req
543. - Did you hurt him?
- No, no, no, I fixed it.Copy !req
544. - Oh, God.
- See, I can't be him anymore.Copy !req
545. He's somebody else now.
I did it for you.Copy !req
546. Now we can bury him.
And the best part is...Copy !req
547. now the nurse won't
ever be able to find him.Copy !req
548. You've lost a lot of blood.Copy !req
549. - Let me get a towel.
- We just have to get yours now.Copy !req
550. This way, you'll be safe from her too
for the first time.Copy !req
551. Then we can bury them,
and you and I can be new people.Copy !req
552. And we can forget about everything
bad that they wrote.Copy !req
553. I don't want us to be new people.Copy !req
554. I like us the way we are.Copy !req
555. Well, I already did it, Brenda,
so you have to do it too.Copy !req
556. Okay.Copy !req
557. Give me the knife.Copy !req
558. - I wanna do it.
- No, you did yours. I should do mine.Copy !req
559. Nathaniel saved Isabel on the sailboat.Copy !req
560. It's a book. It's fiction.Copy !req
561. He saved her for the first time.
She always saved him before.Copy !req
562. Nathaniel and Isabel are not real.Copy !req
563. I need to do it.Copy !req
564. Billy, get off!Copy !req
565. Billy, get off me!Copy !req
566. I'm warning you. This is gonna hurt.Copy !req
567. Yes, hello. I need an ambulance.Copy !req
568. - It's in the Bible.
- Your son's burning in hell.Copy !req
569. - God hates fags.
- God hates morons.Copy !req
570. - The wages of sin is death and AIDS.
- Amen.Copy !req
571. You leave these people alone,
or so help me...Copy !req
572. - It's my right to be here.
- This is America.Copy !req
573. It's my right to tell the truth. God killed
Marc Foster, and I'm here to celebrate.Copy !req
574. God just shoved your stomach into
your lungs, and I'm here to celebrate!Copy !req
575. - Look, God just got you in the face.
- What's wrong with you?Copy !req
576. He started it.Copy !req
577. - You all right?
- That man ought to be arrested.Copy !req
578. - We'll take care of it. Watch yourself.
- I demand that man be arrested!Copy !req
579. This is a funeral. Show some respect.Copy !req
580. - What happened? Did something happen?
- No, nothing happened.Copy !req
581. - I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize to me.Copy !req
582. Damn, you messed that guy up.Copy !req
583. No, I'm sorry for how I've been.Copy !req
584. I'm just...Copy !req
585. I'm sorry.Copy !req
586. You know, I have to work not to be
worrying about you all the time.Copy !req
587. You could get yourself killed if...Copy !req
588. - if what?
- If that's what you want.Copy !req
589. - That's not what I want.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
590. Yes.Copy !req
591. I'm sorry for how I was with you
when we were together.Copy !req
592. I don't know why it's so hard for me.Copy !req
593. It's hard for all of us.Copy !req
594. But you know that you're right, that
you're a good man. For me it's like...Copy !req
595. I agree with them, you know?Copy !req
596. Like it is my fault,
and I should be able to fix it.Copy !req
597. - There's nothing to fix.
- But it's not who I wanna be.Copy !req
598. I wanna be the guy at church
with the kid on his knee.Copy !req
599. You can have a kid
on your knee, David.Copy !req
600. That guy probably hasn't slept
with his wife in five years.Copy !req
601. I feel like my father would hate me
if he knew.Copy !req
602. You told me he did know.Copy !req
603. And he never said anything.Copy !req
604. Did you?Copy !req
605. Would you shut up? My mother'll
fry your balls for breakfast...Copy !req
606. if she catches you in here.Copy !req
607. Nice.Copy !req
608. So is that pretty much what you eat
in a funeral home?Copy !req
609. Yeah, why?Copy !req
610. Hey.Copy !req
611. I had Billy committed.Copy !req
612. Mom?Copy !req
613. Are you okay?Copy !req
614. I have a terrible headache.Copy !req
615. - Well, maybe we can talk later.
- What?Copy !req
616. What?Copy !req
617. I'm gay.Copy !req
618. Why didn't you ever tell me?Copy !req
619. - I am telling you.
- Before, before.Copy !req
620. - Don't you trust me?
- What do you mean? I'm telling you.Copy !req
621. But I've tried to discuss it with you
several times.Copy !req
622. Look, I just wasn't comfortable, okay?Copy !req
623. - What does it matter now?
- Why not?Copy !req
624. - When I was clearly trying to be open?
- You know, Mom...Copy !req
625. you may be trying to be open now...Copy !req
626. and that's great.Copy !req
627. But that's not how you've been
for all my life.Copy !req
628. You and dad, no one talked
about anything.Copy !req
629. None of us are like that, except Nate...Copy !req
630. and that's just because he has
no other way to distinguish himself.Copy !req
631. I've always loved you.Copy !req
632. I know you love the part of me
that's your son.Copy !req
633. What part of you isn't my son?
You're all my son.Copy !req
634. I don't think you know me very well.Copy !req
635. Well, whose fault is that?Copy !req
636. I'm sorry.Copy !req
637. And, you know, when you've tried to
bring it up before or now even...Copy !req
638. it's like you've decided
you should know who I am.Copy !req
639. You're willing to see me how
you look at something horrible...Copy !req
640. like a corpse, because it's
your job, your duty.Copy !req
641. It revolts you,
but you make yourself bear it.Copy !req
642. Well, you're wrong.
You don't revolt me!Copy !req
643. I don't choose which part of you I love,
like some kind of chicken!Copy !req
644. It was just so much easier
when you were little...Copy !req
645. and you would tell me everything.Copy !req
646. And when you were upset,
I could always fix it.Copy !req
647. I don't know how to take care
of you anymore.Copy !req
648. Just let me...Copy !req
649. Just let me take care of myself.Copy !req
650. But do you? I'm afraid that you don't.Copy !req
651. I do.Copy !req
652. I will.Copy !req
653. Well, that's all that I wanted to say.Copy !req
654. All right.Copy !req
655. We're having veal.Copy !req
656. Well, Mommy still loves you.Copy !req
657. Does that make everything better?Copy !req
658. - Yeah, I didn't think it would.
- What are you still doing here?Copy !req
659. I could've come out to every mother
in the world, and I'd still be dead.Copy !req
660. Oh, what, you're gonna interrupt him
and his matching love stud?Copy !req
661. Both of them will be in hell
with us, by the way.Copy !req
662. But something tells me they're gonna
have a lot more fun.Copy !req
663. Stop, stop.Copy !req
664. Make me.Copy !req
665. Please, God, help me.
Take this pain away, please.Copy !req
666. Fill this loneliness with your love.Copy !req
667. Help me, God. Please help me.Copy !req