1. Dillon.Copy !req
2. Hey, there, buddy.
What are you doing awake so late?Copy !req
3. - Does he look okay to you?
- He's just fussing a little, is all.Copy !req
4. He doesn't look a little funny?Copy !req
5. Of course he looks a little funny.
That's his daddy's nose.Copy !req
6. He's just a little sleepy.Copy !req
7. There's my baby's smile.Copy !req
8. Why don't you go back to bed?
I'll be in as soon as he falls asleep.Copy !req
9. You sure?Copy !req
10. It's all right. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
11. Okay.Copy !req
12. You're still here.Copy !req
13. - What, no breakfast?
- I've got to go to work.Copy !req
14. You were a lot nicer online.Copy !req
15. Yeah, well, people aren't
always who they seem to be.Copy !req
16. Tell me about it.Copy !req
17. You need to leave.Copy !req
18. Now.Copy !req
19. Whatever.Copy !req
20. See you in the chat rooms...Copy !req
21. "Jim."Copy !req
22. Again.Copy !req
23. Again.Copy !req
24. Again!Copy !req
25. Fucking bitch.Copy !req
26. Morning, Mom.Copy !req
27. Bren, Bren, if you're there, pick up,
It's Billy,Copy !req
28. - Pick up the phone, Brenda,
- Fuck you.Copy !req
29. Pick up the fucking phone, Please?Copy !req
30. Fuck you.Copy !req
31. Look, I need you, Bren,
Things are not good, I need you,Copy !req
32. Brenda!
Goddamn it! Fuck!Copy !req
33. Bitch,Copy !req
34. Lovely way to wake up, huh?Copy !req
35. Brenda, you're gonna have
to face him sometime.Copy !req
36. Sometime, just not now.Copy !req
37. Let's get major espressos,
take a walk on the beach.Copy !req
38. Can't. I gotta get ready for my trip.Copy !req
39. What trip?Copy !req
40. Vegas, baby. Vegas.Copy !req
41. The annual Western States
Funeral Directors Conference.Copy !req
42. Was that today?
I thought that was months away.Copy !req
43. No, just me and David
and 300 funeral directors...Copy !req
44. cutting loose in the city of sin.
- Why would you do that to yourself?Copy !req
45. We get to attend helpful seminars
where we learn new tricks of the trade.Copy !req
46. We get to commiserate
with all the other sad fucks...Copy !req
47. who are being edged out by Kroehner.Copy !req
48. We have the perfect opportunity
to get in Matt Gilardi's face, tell him...Copy !req
49. we know Kroehner burned down
the house across the street.Copy !req
50. The ongoing pissing contest.Copy !req
51. That'll be good for you and David.
You'll have fun.Copy !req
52. I don't know how much fun
he's gonna have. He's giving this...Copy !req
53. big speech about the future of
the independent funeral home.Copy !req
54. David doesn't strike me as the
type of guy who gives speeches.Copy !req
55. My dad was scheduled to do it.
Dave volunteered to fill in.Copy !req
56. It's kind of a big deal for him.
He's pretty nervous about it.Copy !req
57. - Call me from Vegas.
- I will.Copy !req
58. Unless I'm flailing about in a pool
having sex with some showgirl.Copy !req
59. I'll miss you.Copy !req
60. Oh, fuck you!Copy !req
61. I know this is an exceptionally
difficult time for you...Copy !req
62. but can you tell us what you
had in mind for your son's...Copy !req
63. I'm sorry.Copy !req
64. We're only here because the
hospital suggested we call you guys.Copy !req
65. We're not even sure
what we're doing here.Copy !req
66. He is a perfectly healthy baby.Copy !req
67. Can I ask, what was the cause of...?Copy !req
68. SIDS.Copy !req
69. Yes, well, if you need to take some time
before we start making arrangements...Copy !req
70. that's completely understandable.
- The arrangements?Copy !req
71. What arrangements?Copy !req
72. For his funeral.Copy !req
73. Funeral?Copy !req
74. - He was only 3 weeks old.
- It might help...Copy !req
75. if you think of it less as a funeral and
more as a way of saying goodbye to him.Copy !req
76. I don't want to say goodbye.
He just barely got here.Copy !req
77. Of course it's difficult for anyone
to come to terms with something...Copy !req
78. as unexpected as this, but...
- It's not just difficult.Copy !req
79. It's not even remotely possible.Copy !req
80. Some babies are just
too good for this world.Copy !req
81. We'll fix things so you can spend
as much time with him as you need.Copy !req
82. - How old is he?
- Barely 3 weeks.Copy !req
83. SIDS?Copy !req
84. Yeah.Copy !req
85. - Oh, Jesus.
- You should've been here for the intake.Copy !req
86. The parents are practically
children themselves.Copy !req
87. They didn't even know they were
supposed to have a funeral.Copy !req
88. - Welcome back, Rico.
- Thanks, Nate.Copy !req
89. - You're sure you're up to this?
- Yeah, yeah, it's no problem.Copy !req
90. We'll only be gone till Sunday.Copy !req
91. If you need anything, I can hop on a
plane and be back in an hour and a half.Copy !req
92. I'll be fine.Copy !req
93. I have some of your T-shirts here.
They're still warm.Copy !req
94. Mom.Copy !req
95. Oh, don't let me stop you.Copy !req
96. You know, I probably should take
a couple of those T-shirts with me...Copy !req
97. to Las Vegas.Copy !req
98. - David, I want to ask you something.
- I'm really kind of in a hurry here.Copy !req
99. I just wanted to know...Copy !req
100. - Are you...?
- Mom.Copy !req
101. Can we talk about this
when I get back from Las Vegas?Copy !req
102. Yes, of course.
That's a lovely idea.Copy !req
103. We'll talk about it when you
get back from Las Vegas.Copy !req
104. Mrs. Dimas?Copy !req
105. It's Claire Fisher.Copy !req
106. I'm sorry to keep calling,
I was just wondering if you've...Copy !req
107. heard anything from Gabe yet.Copy !req
108. What?Copy !req
109. When?Copy !req
110. Oh, my God.Copy !req
111. Is he okay?Copy !req
112. What hospital?Copy !req
113. Okay, thank you, Mrs. Dimas.
Thank you.Copy !req
114. - You are late. 10 minutes.
- I know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
115. Is okay. I just want you to know that
I notice these kinds of things.Copy !req
116. It won't happen again, Nikolai.Copy !req
117. We have to talk.Copy !req
118. - It's about your work.
- I said I was sorry for being late.Copy !req
119. No, no, no, has nothing
to do with being late.Copy !req
120. Is about how you arrange the flowers.Copy !req
121. - What?
- There have been complaints...Copy !req
122. from some of the customers.
- There have not.Copy !req
123. - Afraid so.
- Ruth. You are not so good at arranging.Copy !req
124. - I am too.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
125. From now on, Robbie will
handle arrangement...Copy !req
126. and you will work the register
and help with the books.Copy !req
127. I don't want to help with the books!Copy !req
128. I helped my husband with
the books for 30 years.Copy !req
129. I want to do flower arrangements. Tell
me what's wrong with my arrangements.Copy !req
130. Not all arrangements
are for funerals, cupcake.Copy !req
131. You think my arrangements
look funereal?Copy !req
132. It's like Robbie said. There have been
a few complaints from some customers.Copy !req
133. No. We done talking now.Copy !req
134. Robbie will do the arrangement,
you will work on the register.Copy !req
135. You gonna nail Gilardi for
the arson job in your speech?Copy !req
136. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
137. Let's think.
Possible libel charges, maybe.Copy !req
138. - Mind if I say something to him?
- Yes. Don't.Copy !req
139. Pussy.Copy !req
140. Nate, do we have any evidence
against him? No.Copy !req
141. Apparently the police don't either.Copy !req
142. Look, I don't want you picking
a fight with Gilardi.Copy !req
143. Why not? You basically threatened
to kill him that one time.Copy !req
144. - I'm coming with you.
- Great.Copy !req
145. - It's okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
146. - I need to get out of here.
- All right.Copy !req
147. - Oh, my God, is that a penis?
- Rico.Copy !req
148. - I'm sorry. It is, isn't it?
- Your wife doesn't want me to say.Copy !req
149. - The baby's okay, right?
- Baby's fine.Copy !req
150. But you have mild to
moderate preeclampsia.Copy !req
151. - What is preeclampsia?
- A $ 10 word for prenatal hypertension.Copy !req
152. Your blood pressure is a little
higher than we'd like.Copy !req
153. Could cause some problems
if it gets out of hand...Copy !req
154. but we're not gonna let that happen.
- What kind of problems?Copy !req
155. Let's not even go there.
This baby's fine.Copy !req
156. Worse comes to worst, we go in
a little early, we do a C-section.Copy !req
157. We'll take a look at your labs, check
your blood pressure in a day or two...Copy !req
158. and see how we're doing then.
Until then, I want you on strict bed rest.Copy !req
159. I really wouldn't worry about this.
The baby is fine.Copy !req
160. If you came looking to collect more
money for Anthony's funeral...Copy !req
161. I'm all tapped out at the moment.Copy !req
162. This one...Copy !req
163. shoots up too much speed and heroin.Copy !req
164. Now I'm stuck paying
for this fancy-ass hotel room...Copy !req
165. to the tune of 400 bucks a pop while
they keep him under observation.Copy !req
166. I'm going out for coffee and smokes.Copy !req
167. Speed and heroin?Copy !req
168. Yeah, well, I thought
I'd try something different.Copy !req
169. - Different like with a needle in your arm?
- Hey, what is this?Copy !req
170. Twenty fucking questions?
I've been through this already, all right?Copy !req
171. With the doctors, with the police,
with my mom.Copy !req
172. - Now I gotta put your mind at ease too?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
173. I would've been fine if you had just
minded your own fucking business.Copy !req
174. Well, excuse me for giving a shit!Copy !req
175. This wasn't an accident, was it?Copy !req
176. I wish you would just
fucking leave already.Copy !req
177. Fine. Here.Copy !req
178. "The emerging role of funeral directors
in mass aviation disasters."Copy !req
179. That sounds like fun.Copy !req
180. Do you realize how many of these
seminars are sponsored by Kroehner?Copy !req
181. Who's "Jasmine Brecker"?Copy !req
182. She's either a federal judge or a
sex surrogate. I haven't decided yet.Copy !req
183. - You got any matches?
- Sure.Copy !req
184. Thank you.Copy !req
185. Okay, boys. Let's mingle.Copy !req
186. When in Rome.Copy !req
187. I think maybe my expectations
of this trip were a little high.Copy !req
188. Oh, great. Happy hour.Copy !req
189. Well, well. The Fisher brothers.Copy !req
190. You know, I wondered
if you'd even bother to show.Copy !req
191. I understand you'll be speaking
tomorrow in place of your father.Copy !req
192. What was your topic again?Copy !req
193. The future of independent funeral homes.Copy !req
194. Well, I'm certainly
looking forward to that.Copy !req
195. I'd invite you boys to the Kroehner
party at the Luxor, but...Copy !req
196. it's only for affiliates.Copy !req
197. Damn.
Because we'd really like to be there.Copy !req
198. I'm sure you corporate lackeys
really know how to party.Copy !req
199. Have fun with the other
dinosaurs, boys.Copy !req
200. Oh, Matt, I have something for you.Copy !req
201. This is a pack of matches.Copy !req
202. This is for a can of lighter fluid.Copy !req
203. Next time you need to unload some
cumbersome real estate, you'll be all set.Copy !req
204. - Nate, that was not smart.
- I should've set his fucking hair on fire.Copy !req
205. Bottoms up.Copy !req
206. I love Las Vegas. It has to be
the most artificial place on earth.Copy !req
207. - You think so? More than Disneyland?
- Oh, come on, more than Japan.Copy !req
208. Oh, my God.Copy !req
209. What are all these little cartoon
explosions all over their butts?Copy !req
210. - They look like they're farting.
- Yeah. Look, coupons.Copy !req
211. Hey, Dave, you wanna get some of that
famous Las Vegas $4.99 prime rib?Copy !req
212. I have it on good authority it's just as
good as the $6.99 prime rib over there.Copy !req
213. No, I think I'll just head up to my room...Copy !req
214. order some room service,
make an early night of it.Copy !req
215. You sure?Copy !req
216. Yeah, I should work
on my speech anyway.Copy !req
217. Okay. Well, we'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
218. - Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
- Yeah, not likely.Copy !req
219. I have two words for you:Copy !req
220. - Lap. Dance.
- Yeah, who says I want a lap dance?Copy !req
221. - Who says it's for you, baby?
- Kinky.Copy !req
222. - I thought I told you to leave.
- I drove all the way out here to Barstow.Copy !req
223. If you think I'm gonna turn around and
drive back, you're seriously whacked.Copy !req
224. - This is like Bumfuck, Egypt out here.
- You spent the night?Copy !req
225. Yeah, I slept in my car.Copy !req
226. - My mom still here?
- No, she went out for more cigarettes.Copy !req
227. Did you say anything to her about...?Copy !req
228. No.Copy !req
229. Are you gonna?Copy !req
230. I haven't decided.Copy !req
231. - You hungry?
- No.Copy !req
232. I can't eat this hospital shit.
It all tastes the same.Copy !req
233. Here.Copy !req
234. I got you an Egg McMuffin because
I know they're your favorite.Copy !req
235. How is it?Copy !req
236. Fucking cold.Copy !req
237. But good.Copy !req
238. Thanks.Copy !req
239. In this class, we're gonna be working
on freeform summer arrangements.Copy !req
240. And if we have any time at the end
of class, I'm not promising...Copy !req
241. because I want us to get
to our breathing exercises...Copy !req
242. but if we have time, we might try
a spiky arrangement or two.Copy !req
243. But first we're gonna start by doing
a little work treating our stems.Copy !req
244. And we're gonna start by working
with our woody stems...Copy !req
245. because they can be a little on the
tricky side and require the most TLC.Copy !req
246. Tough loving care.Copy !req
247. Okay, let's start with an azalea,
one of my favorites.Copy !req
248. Starting an inch or two
from the bottom of the stem...Copy !req
249. and if it's a thick stem,
we really have to smash them...Copy !req
250. we split the stem vertically.Copy !req
251. Does anyone know why we do this?Copy !req
252. Anyone? Yes.Copy !req
253. - So it will draw more water?
- Very good.Copy !req
254. Did everyone hear that?
So it will draw more water.Copy !req
255. Okay. Does everyone have
their hammers? Let's begin.Copy !req
256. You're supposed to be in bed.Copy !req
257. I needed to get some turkey franks
and milk for Julio.Copy !req
258. Why didn't you call me? I could've
stopped home on my way from work.Copy !req
259. - He has a snack at 3:30.
- Why didn't you call your sister?Copy !req
260. She just got two days
on a new Nicolas Cage movie.Copy !req
261. She plays this hooker who witnesses
a murder, then gets raped and killed.Copy !req
262. She's got lines and everything! She
wants me to come visit her on the set.Copy !req
263. Well, you're supposed to be in bed.Copy !req
264. I got bored and went to the market.
What's the big deal?Copy !req
265. - What are you doing home anyway?
- I came home for lunch.Copy !req
266. - I was worried.
- Rico, please. I'm fine.Copy !req
267. I'm not just worried about you.Copy !req
268. Okay.
This is about the baby at work.Copy !req
269. I just...
I can't do it.Copy !req
270. Of course you can.Copy !req
271. He looks like...Copy !req
272. Like he's sleeping.Copy !req
273. Like a baby who's fallen asleep.Copy !req
274. He was 3 weeks old.
There was nothing wrong with him.Copy !req
275. And then, just like that...Copy !req
276. he dies.Copy !req
277. For no reason.Copy !req
278. How can that be?Copy !req
279. How can the beginning and end
be so damn close together?Copy !req
280. And now I've got this real bad feeling.Copy !req
281. I haven't done a baby
since Julio was born.Copy !req
282. David always does them.Copy !req
283. - So make David do this one.
- David's in Vegas until tomorrow.Copy !req
284. The viewing is this afternoon.Copy !req
285. Some babies just aren't meant
for this world, Rico.Copy !req
286. But this one is.Copy !req
287. Turn to page seven
in your notebooks...Copy !req
288. we'll go step by step
through the most challenging...Copy !req
289. cranial facial reconstruction
I ever faced.Copy !req
290. If we could go to
the next slide, please.Copy !req
291. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
292. - That shit is fucked up.
- Nate, this is Chloe Yorkin.Copy !req
293. The job Federico left us
to do for Kroehner?Copy !req
294. Oh, God.
That is like fucking science fiction.Copy !req
295. The first question my team
and I asked ourselves was not...Copy !req
296. as it might have been at a
facility with less resources...Copy !req
297. can we do this?
- They don't even credit Rico by name.Copy !req
298. Oh, man, he's gonna be furious.Copy !req
299. Oh, God.Copy !req
300. Well, that is a very generous
offer, Roger...Copy !req
301. but unfortunately I am in a relationship
at the moment. If I was...Copy !req
302. Deal me in.Copy !req
303. Jesus, Billy.Copy !req
304. Hold on. Hey!
So where's your boyfriend?Copy !req
305. What are you doing here?Copy !req
306. I love Vegas.
You know I love Vegas.Copy !req
307. And sometimes when my sister isn't
there when I need her, I hop in my car...Copy !req
308. start driving, wind up here.
- Billy, you're lying.Copy !req
309. I'm really not.
I just saw you at the blackjack table.Copy !req
310. - It was a total coincidence.
- You're a fucking liar.Copy !req
311. You're a selfish, manipulative,
narcissistic liar.Copy !req
312. - What did Mom and Dad tell you?
- They told me that you made a bomb.Copy !req
313. That's fucking hilarious.
So now I'm like, what, a terrorist?Copy !req
314. "Billy Mc Veigh"?Copy !req
315. They're fucking liars, Brenda!Copy !req
316. They hate each other and they're
miserable and they're jealous of us...Copy !req
317. and they want us to hate
each other too. So they lie to us!Copy !req
318. No, they lied to me, you lied to me. You
let me believe you tried to kill yourself.Copy !req
319. Do you know how fucked that is?Copy !req
320. You know what?
I was so fucking drugged up...Copy !req
321. I don't even really
remember what happened.Copy !req
322. Dad showed me what you wrote.Copy !req
323. I was kidding, okay?Copy !req
324. It wasn't serious.Copy !req
325. Do you have any idea
what I gave up for you?Copy !req
326. Because I thought that if you tried
to kill yourself again and succeeded...Copy !req
327. I could tell myself that I did
everything I could to save you.Copy !req
328. And you did.Copy !req
329. - You've saved me every day since then.
- Well, fuck you!Copy !req
330. - Brenda, don't fucking walk away...
- I'm having a life. Just back off!Copy !req
331. Hey, you heard her! Now, fuck off!Copy !req
332. Nice.Copy !req
333. Are you okay?Copy !req
334. He followed us here.Copy !req
335. I hate to say it,
but I'm not entirely surprised.Copy !req
336. Very nice.Copy !req
337. Luscious.Copy !req
338. This is a little...Copy !req
339. tight.Copy !req
340. - Tight?
- You're not breathing right.Copy !req
341. - I'm not?
- You're breathing from here...Copy !req
342. when you should be
breathing from here.Copy !req
343. - But my lungs are here.
- Of course they are.Copy !req
344. I'm speaking metaphorically.Copy !req
345. If you breathe from up here, your
arrangements will come from up here.Copy !req
346. If you breathe from down here, your
arrangements will come from down here.Copy !req
347. - And that's good?
- That's very good.Copy !req
348. - Do you do yoga?
- No.Copy !req
349. Okay. Would everybody grab
a yoga mat in the next room?Copy !req
350. We're gonna do some breathing
exercises before we break for dinner.Copy !req
351. You're a bit of a control freak,
aren't you?Copy !req
352. No, I'm not. I don't think I am.Copy !req
353. - Am I?
- Yes.Copy !req
354. And control freaks
do not make good arrangers.Copy !req
355. Believe me, I know.
I used to be a control freak too.Copy !req
356. But you know what?
You can get over it.Copy !req
357. All you have to do is learn to breathe.Copy !req
358. - Are you on antidepressants?
- No!Copy !req
359. Well, Lord knows I'd be lost
without my Saint John's Wort.Copy !req
360. There are countless challenges facing
independent funeral homes today:Copy !req
361. Changing social attitudes
toward death and dying...Copy !req
362. economic hardship in communities
both large and small...Copy !req
363. Oh, what the hell.Copy !req
364. We all know what the real challenge is.Copy !req
365. How are you doing today, Mr. Gilardi?Copy !req
366. - Fine, thank you.
- Glad to hear it.Copy !req
367. We all know of a certain organization...Copy !req
368. that controls the flow
of prep-room supplies...Copy !req
369. caskets, cemetery property and
flowers to everyone in this room.Copy !req
370. And believe me, that organization
will stoop to almost any means...Copy !req
371. to make sure that the independent
funeral home has no future.Copy !req
372. But hear me out.Copy !req
373. My father was in this business
for over 35 years.Copy !req
374. He...Copy !req
375. He thought it was okay to tell people
about a cheaper casket.Copy !req
376. He didn't always try
to talk people out of cremation.Copy !req
377. There were even times
where I actually heard him say:Copy !req
378. "To hell with our profit margin on this."Copy !req
379. These words are heresy
to a certain organization...Copy !req
380. because profit is all it cares about...Copy !req
381. no matter how many PR-motivated
seminars it sponsors.Copy !req
382. That organization wants us
independents to believe...Copy !req
383. that we cannot afford to be
like my father anymore.Copy !req
384. Well, I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.Copy !req
385. Don't get me wrong, my father
worried about the bottom line too...Copy !req
386. but he worried more
about other things.Copy !req
387. Like comforting people...Copy !req
388. and helping them face profound loss.Copy !req
389. Maybe now more than ever, we should
all try to be a little more like him.Copy !req
390. Thank you.Copy !req
391. - Very motivational.
- Good job.Copy !req
392. How'd I do?Copy !req
393. Are you kidding? You kicked
some serious ass, you big freak.Copy !req
394. You didn't come home last night.Copy !req
395. Well, it's not like it was a school night.Copy !req
396. Would you like me to
make you something to eat?Copy !req
397. Yeah, that'd be great.Copy !req
398. Do you think I'm a control freak?Copy !req
399. Yeah.Copy !req
400. - Where do you think David gets it from?
- Your father was very controlling.Copy !req
401. - Not like you.
- That's not nice.Copy !req
402. You asked.Copy !req
403. You're not as bad as you used to be.Copy !req
404. May I ask where you were all night?Copy !req
405. In Barstow.Copy !req
406. What in God's name
were you doing there?Copy !req
407. I was visiting a friend of mine
who's in the hospital.Copy !req
408. Who?Copy !req
409. Gabriel Dimas.Copy !req
410. - The young man whose brother...
- Yeah.Copy !req
411. What was he doing in the hospital?Copy !req
412. He OD'd.Copy !req
413. Good Lord.Copy !req
414. Claire...Copy !req
415. he's obviously a deeply disturbed boy.Copy !req
416. You need to steer clear of him.
Let his family deal with this.Copy !req
417. Well, let's take stock
for a second, shall we?Copy !req
418. His little brother's dead.
His father's dead.Copy !req
419. His stepfather beat him up...Copy !req
420. his white-trash mother who smokes
like a fish could give a shit.Copy !req
421. That leaves no one.Copy !req
422. Was his overdose an accident?Copy !req
423. - Of course it was an accident.
- Because sometimes these things aren't.Copy !req
424. And if it wasn't, it could happen again.
There's an 80%/% chance that someone...Copy !req
425. It wasn't a suicide attempt.Copy !req
426. I hope, for his sake, you're right.Copy !req
427. But if you're wrong, Claire...Copy !req
428. I don't want you
getting too close to him.Copy !req
429. - Thank you.
- No problem.Copy !req
430. Look at him.Copy !req
431. - He's a star.
- Hi. Really great.Copy !req
432. I just want you guys to meet someone.Copy !req
433. This is my brother and partner
Nathaniel Jr. And his...Copy !req
434. - Jasmine.
- Hey, there, I'm Neil Schaeger.Copy !req
435. - Schaeger and Sons, from Flagstaff.
- Raymond Dooley.Copy !req
436. Dooley and Moss Funeral Home,
Reno, Nevada.Copy !req
437. Moss couldn't be here. Bladder cancer.Copy !req
438. That was a hell of a speech
David made.Copy !req
439. Almost made me cry when those
Kroehner bastards got up and left.Copy !req
440. Those fuckers have been trying
to buy us out for five goddamn years.Copy !req
441. Your father was a good man.Copy !req
442. Yes, he was.Copy !req
443. Y'all don't mind if we drag your
little brother out with us, do you?Copy !req
444. - I really shouldn't.
- Gotta let us buy you a drink at least.Copy !req
445. - You're our hero.
- Well, maybe just a quick one.Copy !req
446. Quick one, my Aunt Fanny.
We're gonna make a night of it.Copy !req
447. Hey, you want to go with?
The more the merrier.Copy !req
448. Oh, I don't think so.
We're just gonna lay low tonight.Copy !req
449. - Yeah, but you guys have fun.
- Okay, your loss.Copy !req
450. Excuse me.Copy !req
451. We'd just like to thank you...Copy !req
452. very much.
- He looks so beautiful.Copy !req
453. I'm glad you're pleased.Copy !req
454. Mike's mom and dad
drove down from Salinas.Copy !req
455. Yeah. They never got
a chance to meet him.Copy !req
456. Now it's almost like they did.Copy !req
457. - Do you have children?
- Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
458. I have a 4-year-old boy and my...Copy !req
459. Yes.Copy !req
460. We'd like to be alone with him
for a little while, if that's okay.Copy !req
461. Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
Please take as much time as you need.Copy !req
462. Thanks.Copy !req
463. - Say fromage!
- Fromage.Copy !req
464. Hey, you were really
great today, Nate.Copy !req
465. Standing up to Billy.
I felt like some white-trash girl...Copy !req
466. whose boyfriend
was the biggest badass in town.Copy !req
467. - Your brother's seriously ill, Brenda.
- Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
468. But you know what?
We're in faux Paris, so let's party.Copy !req
469. Hi.Copy !req
470. - I'm Amber.
- David.Copy !req
471. You're a lucky guy, David.Copy !req
472. - I am?
- Very.Copy !req
473. Your friend just bought you
a lap dance with me.Copy !req
474. - Excuse me?
- So where you from, David?Copy !req
475. - Boston.
- That is the coldest place I ever lived.Copy !req
476. What part of town you live in?Copy !req
477. Downtown.Copy !req
478. Are you even enjoying this at all?Copy !req
479. - Yeah, I'm loving it, why?
- Because...Copy !req
480. your dick isn't responding one bit.Copy !req
481. Look, I'm gay. It's not you.Copy !req
482. It never is me.Copy !req
483. Well, if you're gay, you won't mind
if we cut this one short, will you?Copy !req
484. What happened, buddy?
Popped your cork too soon?Copy !req
485. He's gay, you idiots.Copy !req
486. - I wish you would've told us that.
- Yeah, believe me, so do I.Copy !req
487. Thanks for a lovely evening, fellas.Copy !req
488. Great. Great, I'll meet you out front.
Thank you.Copy !req
489. Hello, Brad.Copy !req
490. Very nice.Copy !req
491. - Jim.
- Brad?Copy !req
492. Yeah.Copy !req
493. You look...Copy !req
494. different from the ad.
- Well, that's from '91.Copy !req
495. I've been meaning to update it.
I've just been...Copy !req
496. - You know, busy.
- You're...Copy !req
497. - Almost 20 minutes late.
- Previous appointment ran a little over.Copy !req
498. What can I say, Brad's a busy boy.Copy !req
499. - How much...?
- You're not a cop, right?Copy !req
500. - No, I'm not a cop.
- Because if you are, that's entrapment.Copy !req
501. I'm not a cop.Copy !req
502. You are kind of cute.Copy !req
503. Thank you.Copy !req
504. $200 gets you a pony ride all
the way to the moon and back.Copy !req
505. Up front.Copy !req
506. Now would be a good time.Copy !req
507. - All I've got is 80.
- Fine, fine.Copy !req
508. Fine.Copy !req
509. - Where do you want to go, Jimbo?
- I don't know.Copy !req
510. Where are you staying?Copy !req
511. - I'm not taking you back to my room.
- Okay.Copy !req
512. Don't wanna wake the wife, I get it.Copy !req
513. Then...Copy !req
514. Where do you want to do this?Copy !req
515. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
516. Oh, yeah. Good.Copy !req
517. - Oh, yeah, Jimbo, give it to me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
518. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
519. - You like that, don't you, faggot?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
520. Oh, no.Copy !req
521. Okay, boys, party's over.Copy !req
522. All right. When you're done there, Sally,
you're allowed one phone call.Copy !req
523. Your stuff.Copy !req
524. He's all yours.Copy !req
525. Thanks.Copy !req
526. Thanks for coming.
I didn't know who else to call.Copy !req
527. Are you okay?Copy !req
528. I'm fine.Copy !req
529. You didn't think you'd get caught
doing something this fucked up?Copy !req
530. - I wasn't thinking.
- Clearly.Copy !req
531. Were you using condoms?Copy !req
532. I was drunk. I was very drunk.Copy !req
533. You're lucky I had a couple
connections with the Vegas P.D.Copy !req
534. All the charges are being dropped
and your file's being tossed.Copy !req
535. - Next time you won't be this lucky.
- Thank you for doing this.Copy !req
536. David, I did this because I love you.
But I won't ever do it again.Copy !req
537. This shit isn't good for either one of us.Copy !req
538. You need to get yourself some help.Copy !req
539. Goodbye, David.Copy !req
540. - What is it? What's wrong?
- Something's not right with the baby.Copy !req
541. What? Come on, let's go.Copy !req
542. I'll call your sister, okay?
We'll leave Julio over at her house.Copy !req
543. Hey, you.Copy !req
544. Late night?Copy !req
545. Not really.Copy !req
546. We tried calling your room this morning,
you didn't seem to be in.Copy !req
547. I must have been in the shower.Copy !req
548. Did you have fun with the guys?Copy !req
549. I suppose so.
From a purely anthropological standpoint.Copy !req
550. - Do you mind driving?
- Okay.Copy !req
551. Thank you.
Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
552. I think somebody got lucky last night.Copy !req
553. This is good, yeah.Copy !req
554. - You have been practicing.
- Practicing?Copy !req
555. - I am a graduate.
- Cool.Copy !req
556. Learning Annex. Wow! I hear
that school's really hard to get into.Copy !req
557. Robbie, go take care of customer.Copy !req
558. Today Ruth is going
to do all the arrangement.Copy !req
559. Nikolai, get your head out
of your pants for two seconds.Copy !req
560. That diploma means nothing.Copy !req
561. It just means she's plunked down
a couple hundred dollars.Copy !req
562. Have you got diploma
from flower class?Copy !req
563. I have been arranging professionally
for almost 20 years.Copy !req
564. Good. Today Ruth does arrangement.Copy !req
565. Where's your mom?Copy !req
566. She drove home today
because she had to go into work.Copy !req
567. They said I might be getting out
of here this afternoon, though.Copy !req
568. What are you...?Copy !req
569. I love you.Copy !req
570. I love you too.Copy !req
571. There's an adorable shot of you.Copy !req
572. There's like three of you
with that cowboy-hat guy.Copy !req
573. Oh, yeah?
By the way, I slept with him.Copy !req
574. Was that wrong?Copy !req
575. Oh, man. You took one of me
in the shower? Come on.Copy !req
576. You looked so cute, I had to.Copy !req
577. What?Copy !req
578. Come on, it can't be that bad.Copy !req
579. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
580. Oh, fuck, Billy!Copy !req
581. Oh, shit.Copy !req
582. Vitals are good.Copy !req
583. Okay, we're almost there.Copy !req
584. - How we doing, Mrs. Diaz?
- Fine.Copy !req
585. - Almost got him.
- Him?Copy !req
586. That's right. I hate to spoil the surprise,
but you have another son.Copy !req
587. It's a boy, baby. Did you hear that?
I knew it was gonna be a boy.Copy !req
588. Shut up.Copy !req
589. Heart rate's dropping.
Okay, let's get him out.Copy !req
590. Pull the catheter.Copy !req
591. Here you go.Copy !req
592. - Is the cord compressed?
- Yes. Clamp.Copy !req
593. Breathe. Come on.Copy !req
594. - Okay.
- Suction.Copy !req
595. - Get the table ready.
- Where are they taking him?Copy !req
596. Just to heat him up a little.
Have you picked out a name yet?Copy !req
597. Augusto, after my father. Wait,
is there something wrong with my baby?Copy !req
598. We're just gonna warm him up,
make sure his airways are clear.Copy !req
599. - Is he okay?
- Yeah, he's gonna be just fine.Copy !req
600. - Are you sure?
- I'm positive.Copy !req
601. - You swear on a stack of Bibles?
- Okay, Augusto.Copy !req
602. Time to meet the parents.Copy !req
603. Hello, Augusto.Copy !req
604. He looks just like Julio.Copy !req
605. - He is so pissed off.
- Can I grab him?Copy !req
606. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req