1. So I say to this guy, "I can't do anything
unless you give me an order number.Copy !req
2. And I don't appreciate your taking that
tone of voice with me."Copy !req
3. He says he doesn't have
an order number.Copy !req
4. And I say, "Well, you should always
write down the order number."Copy !req
5. Then he gets all pissy.Copy !req
6. Says he wants to speak to the person
he ordered the Astoria floor lamp from.Copy !req
7. And I say, "Well, do you
remember his or her..."Copy !req
8. Right, you know? "... name?"Copy !req
9. And he says, "Of course not."Copy !req
10. And I say, "Then I'm sorry,
I can't help you."Copy !req
11. He says this isn't the first time
he had a problem ordering from us.Copy !req
12. Last Christmas he bought a CD holder,
and it arrived all broken.Copy !req
13. When we told him, "Send it back"...Copy !req
14. he couldn't because he'd thrown
away the box it came in.Copy !req
15. So I say... I say, "Boo-hoo, mister.
Ain't you got it bad."Copy !req
16. And he says, "I wanna talk
to your supervisor."Copy !req
17. And I say, "Of course
you can talk to him...Copy !req
18. but unfortunately, his hours
are only 8:30..."Copy !req
19. So now the wife's in jail, according
to the cousin who arranged the funeral.Copy !req
20. I bet he was abusing her. Maybe he had
some sick sexual thing he made her do.Copy !req
21. Please, stop.Copy !req
22. And you're wrong. All she told
the police was that he was boring.Copy !req
23. That's it? That's all she said?Copy !req
24. - The sick part is, I understand it.
- I do too.Copy !req
25. - Sometimes I'm boring.
- I am too.Copy !req
26. I should be at both intakes
with you this morning...Copy !req
27. but you'll have to do
the casket meeting...Copy !req
28. because I'm really backed up
down here.Copy !req
29. David, maybe we need to think about
finding a replacement for Rico.Copy !req
30. Why? We're doing just fine without him.
It's saving money, thank you very much.Copy !req
31. Is there something you'd like to say
about my work?Copy !req
32. Look, you do a great job...Copy !req
33. when it comes to people
who had peaceful farewells.Copy !req
34. But the big reconstructions,
you're out of your league.Copy !req
35. I see, so those who can't do, criticize?Copy !req
36. We've got a body
that's a page-one rewrite.Copy !req
37. We got two more coming in
from that nightclub fire in Valencia.Copy !req
38. - How bad was that fire?
- Well, this is where they ended up.Copy !req
39. Maybe the families want...Copy !req
40. Open caskets. They already
put in the requests.Copy !req
41. - I'll put an ad in the paper today.
- It's taken care of.Copy !req
42. I've scheduled some interviews
for this afternoon.Copy !req
43. As you can see from my r'esum'e,
I've had the good fortune to study...Copy !req
44. under a variety
of gifted restorative artists.Copy !req
45. Oh, you worked over at Hope Valley.
I've known P.T. For years.Copy !req
46. Look, that lawsuit about
the unembalmed arm was not my fault.Copy !req
47. I took the fall for some bitch that was
supposed to cover me for leaving early.Copy !req
48. Sometimes I wake up
with a feeling of panic...Copy !req
49. like my heart's gonna beat
right out of my chest.Copy !req
50. You know what I'm talking about. But
after I spend a few extra hours in bed...Copy !req
51. and do my chanting,
the dark time usually passes.Copy !req
52. I know it sounds funny,
but the first time I embalmed someone...Copy !req
53. it felt like I was coming home.Copy !req
54. I just knew that this is
what I was meant to do.Copy !req
55. That doesn't sound funny at all.Copy !req
56. There's something very intimate about it.Copy !req
57. I'm the last person on earth
who gets to know these people.Copy !req
58. Anyway, I guess I take
what I do very seriously.Copy !req
59. Well, I have no further questions.Copy !req
60. Me neither. Thanks for coming in,
Angela. We'll be in touch.Copy !req
61. Great.Copy !req
62. It was very nice to meet you.Copy !req
63. - It was nice to meet you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
64. Okay.Copy !req
65. I'll wait an hour before I call her.Copy !req
66. We don't wanna look desperate.Copy !req
67. Just find out if she can start tomorrow.Copy !req
68. David,Copy !req
69. David!Copy !req
70. David!Copy !req
71. Why are you standing there like that?Copy !req
72. I was thinking.Copy !req
73. Isn't a person allowed to think?Copy !req
74. You're gonna wish you'd
gotten high with me.Copy !req
75. I told you, I'm never getting high again.Copy !req
76. Oh, doesn't Billy look great?Copy !req
77. So handsome and confident.Copy !req
78. Yo, Billy!Copy !req
79. Would you excuse me for one moment?
Thanks for coming. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
80. Thank God you're here. My mouth
is really dry, and is my breath bad?Copy !req
81. No, it's fine.Copy !req
82. So truth. Is this show good,
or is it just pretentious bullshit?Copy !req
83. There're so many people,
it's hard to see the pictures.Copy !req
84. This is Billy's best work ever,
very disturbing.Copy !req
85. - Really?
- I'm so proud of you, God!Copy !req
86. Why is my mother here?Copy !req
87. Oh, God.Copy !req
88. I invited her as part of my ongoing
campaign to get her to like me.Copy !req
89. I didn't think she'd actually turn up.Copy !req
90. You know that some stranger
just rubbed my ass?Copy !req
91. Isn't this fabulous?
Oh, Billy, darling.Copy !req
92. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
93. You can't keep him to yourself
all the time.Copy !req
94. Okay, no offense, but your family
is fucked up beyond comprehension.Copy !req
95. She's completely tanked.Copy !req
96. I brought someone.
I hope that's okay.Copy !req
97. - Hey, Nikolai.
- Hello, Nate, how are you?Copy !req
98. - This is Brenda.
- Good evening.Copy !req
99. - Hello, dear.
- It's good to see you, Mrs. Fisher.Copy !req
100. - Where's Hiram?
- He's visiting his son in Portland.Copy !req
101. I'm serious, darling,
this new stuff is really visceral.Copy !req
102. Not at all left-brained like your father.Copy !req
103. Yeah. Hey, so where is Dad?Copy !req
104. Oh, honey, Bern sends his regrets.
He's just heartsick.Copy !req
105. Unfortunately, he's treating
one of his patients...Copy !req
106. who's undergoing a complete
psychotic break at the moment.Copy !req
107. That always seems to happen whenever
there's something important in my life.Copy !req
108. I guess that's just typical Bernard...
I'm sorry, Bernard Chenowith behavior.Copy !req
109. Pretentious dick.Copy !req
110. Now, you just hush.Copy !req
111. I thought this would be paintings.Copy !req
112. I could take photographs.Copy !req
113. That doesn't mean they'd be any good.Copy !req
114. Mrs. Fisher, I've never seen you
having this much fun.Copy !req
115. Oh, no, no, no, it's great.Copy !req
116. I am having fun just watching you.Copy !req
117. Hey, Mr. Seattle co-op hippie boy.Copy !req
118. Oh, Margaret Chenowith. Who are you?Copy !req
119. - Ruth Fisher.
- Nate's mother.Copy !req
120. That explains why
you're looking at me...Copy !req
121. like I just took a giant dump
on your lawn.Copy !req
122. If I knew you were
putting on a show tonight...Copy !req
123. I would've bought tickets
for all my friends.Copy !req
124. Goody, there's Dr. Feinberg.Copy !req
125. - Hi.
- What is he doing here?Copy !req
126. I invited him.Copy !req
127. Gareth Feinberg, the guy
who wrote the book?Copy !req
128. Yeah, he wrote
Charlotte-fucking-Light and Dark,Copy !req
129. He's a fucking evil dead fish
of a fucking Nazi fuck.Copy !req
130. Darling, try not to act so adolescent.
It only makes you look bad.Copy !req
131. As opposed to being drunk
and slobbering all over my boyfriend...Copy !req
132. who, by the way,
is completely not interested.Copy !req
133. Isn't this fun?Copy !req
134. Billy, Billy, Billy.Copy !req
135. It's quite powerful stuff.
It's... It's potent.Copy !req
136. That's a word Dr. Feinberg
likes to use a lot.Copy !req
137. Brenda, I see a lot of you
in these photographs.Copy !req
138. Hello, Gareth.Copy !req
139. Margaret.Copy !req
140. Does this have a theme?Copy !req
141. I know you like your things
to have a theme.Copy !req
142. Mother, nothing is more tedious than
when you look for meaning in my work.Copy !req
143. I don't need your fucking approval.Copy !req
144. Excuse me.Copy !req
145. - Isn't that beautiful?
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
146. He's good.Copy !req
147. Yeah, he is really good.Copy !req
148. I only wish he'd believe that.Copy !req
149. This one's got real attitude.Copy !req
150. - Oh, my God.
- The light's spectacular.Copy !req
151. Brenda, that is a picture
of me urinating on a wall.Copy !req
152. - I realize that.
- Hey, what do you think?Copy !req
153. So now you're stalking me?Copy !req
154. No, I just saw you one day
when I was taking pictures...Copy !req
155. so I followed you.
- You were just out taking pictures?Copy !req
156. You live in Venice! There's no reason
for you to be in my neighborhood.Copy !req
157. You think the world revolves around you.Copy !req
158. Bren, would you tell him, please,
this isn't about him?Copy !req
159. It's what Billy does.Copy !req
160. He takes pictures of people
when they're off guard.Copy !req
161. - He's got a talent. It's art.
- No, it's fucked!Copy !req
162. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
163. Look. That's your son
pissing against a wall.Copy !req
164. So I should let him humiliate me
whenever he wants?Copy !req
165. Oh, God, Nate, don't make this
about you.Copy !req
166. Why the fuck not? This is about me.
You make enough stuff all about you.Copy !req
167. So what? There's a picture
of you pissing on a wall.Copy !req
168. Who got hurt? Who died?Copy !req
169. You don't think I have a right
to not be spied upon?Copy !req
170. You're talking to someone
who was spied on her whole life.Copy !req
171. God, Billy is severely fucked up, Bren.
I don't like being stalked by a psycho.Copy !req
172. Billy is not psychotic. He has a disease.
He's fine when he takes his meds.Copy !req
173. Yeah, well, when the fuck is that?Copy !req
174. Look, has he ever done anything weird?Copy !req
175. Yeah, he's bipolar.
His whole life he's been weird.Copy !req
176. Has he ever done anything dangerous?Copy !req
177. Oh, God. Nate, no.Copy !req
178. The only person Billy would ever
be a threat to is himself.Copy !req
179. - Has he ever tried to...?
- Yes.Copy !req
180. When I was 18.Copy !req
181. I went to Europe for three months.Copy !req
182. It was this big reward for me
winning a scholarship to Yale.Copy !req
183. When I got back to L.A.,
my mother was at the airport.Copy !req
184. She told me that Billy
had committed suicide.Copy !req
185. My whole life just collapsed
in on itself in that moment.Copy !req
186. Of course, she meant to say that Billy
had tried to commit suicide.Copy !req
187. She was drunk,
or else it was a Freudian slip.Copy !req
188. You never went to Yale.Copy !req
189. Billy was in a hospital in Pasadena.Copy !req
190. I took some classes at UCLA
in the spring.Copy !req
191. Then in the fall, he was diagnosed
manic-depressive...Copy !req
192. which kicks in in adolescence...Copy !req
193. so it probably had nothing to do
with me getting the scholarship.Copy !req
194. I can't believe they pressured you into
sacrificing your life for your brother.Copy !req
195. Nobody pressured me.Copy !req
196. I wanted to stay.Copy !req
197. - Morning.
- Morning. Pee on any walls lately?Copy !req
198. Shut up.Copy !req
199. So, Mom, what's with you and Nikolai?Copy !req
200. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
201. And Dave, what'd you do last night?Copy !req
202. Nothing.Copy !req
203. Saturday night, what happened to that...?Copy !req
204. Person you're seeing?Copy !req
205. That person is no longer in the picture.Copy !req
206. Sorry to hear it.Copy !req
207. What about you?Copy !req
208. - You dating anybody?
- No.Copy !req
209. If you are, you don't need
to hide him from us like we're lepers.Copy !req
210. I'm not dating anyone. I've just been
hanging out a lot with somebody.Copy !req
211. Who is this person?Copy !req
212. Nobody.Copy !req
213. David, I'm ready to go to church.Copy !req
214. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
215. - Hey, Joey, the kid's ready,
- So am I,Copy !req
216. This is the most terrifying
shower scene since Psycho.Copy !req
217. That football game used to make
this obnoxious noise...Copy !req
218. when you scored a touchdown.Copy !req
219. Do you wanna show me how to play it?Copy !req
220. No.Copy !req
221. You know, there's this...
There's this little kid next door...Copy !req
222. and the only toy he's got...Copy !req
223. is this stupid Mousetrap game
from when his mom was a kid.Copy !req
224. Maybe, you know, he'd want
some of these.Copy !req
225. It's a beautiful day. Why would you
waste your Sunday in here watching TV?Copy !req
226. What are you doing?Copy !req
227. I thought that Tony Rechner next door
might want some of these.Copy !req
228. Just keep your hands off them.Copy !req
229. She doesn't even look me
in the eyes anymore.Copy !req
230. Come on, I wanna show you
something funny. Come on.Copy !req
231. Come on.Copy !req
232. We're going on a field trip?Copy !req
233. This is like the first day of school.Copy !req
234. I am so excited.Copy !req
235. Oh, and I just wanna apologize
in advance...Copy !req
236. because I had calamari
last night for dinner.Copy !req
237. - What do you mean?
- Let's just say this is one time...Copy !req
238. where the strong smell of
formaldehyde really comes in handy.Copy !req
239. So then I said, "I don't care
if you have a low sperm count.Copy !req
240. I mean, I'll just shove a turkey baster
up there if I have to."Copy !req
241. I mean, I wanna have a child
before I turn 40. That's fair, right?Copy !req
242. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
243. Hi. How was church?
Nate told me you're a deacon.Copy !req
244. That's adorable.Copy !req
245. I see you've made yourself at home.Copy !req
246. Angela doesn't like to feel constrained.Copy !req
247. Well, you know, my glands
go double-time.Copy !req
248. I find if I wear too much while I work,
I get all pitted.Copy !req
249. Angela, we're sort of used to a more
professional appearance around here.Copy !req
250. Give me a break, David,
they're just nipples.Copy !req
251. I mean, we've all seen them.
We've all touched them.Copy !req
252. We've all sucked on them. It's not like
this guy will be lying in the casket...Copy !req
253. and people will be saying, "Oh, my
God, the embalmer's nipples were hard."Copy !req
254. They'll be saying, "How did they put
his face back together...Copy !req
255. after he went through
the goddamn windshield?"Copy !req
256. I told Father Jack I'd help
with the food distribution downtown.Copy !req
257. I just wanted to make sure
that your first day was going okay.Copy !req
258. Well, thanks. I'm all gassy,
but that's not your fault.Copy !req
259. Angela had calamari last night.Copy !req
260. Boy, he's a barrel of laughs.Copy !req
261. It's hard when a new person
comes into a situation,Copy !req
262. It throws everything off balance.Copy !req
263. Bren, I am not threatened
by your boyfriend.Copy !req
264. Oh, yeah? Your behavior consistently
communicates otherwise.Copy !req
265. You want the picture
out of the show, fine.Copy !req
266. But don't spout psychobabble at me
like fucking Margaret and Bernard.Copy !req
267. - You're, like, becoming them.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
268. You know what you did was wrong.
That's why you didn't show it to me.Copy !req
269. - Why are you making it such a big deal?
- Because I love him!Copy !req
270. You're fucking with my life, Billy,
and it's not fair.Copy !req
271. You have to stop.Copy !req
272. - Or what?
- Goddamn it, Billy, what is it with you?Copy !req
273. You like fucking with my brain
like Feinberg?Copy !req
274. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
275. Can I get you anything else?Copy !req
276. I can always use a good blowjob.Copy !req
277. Hey, do I get my fucking lunch or not?Copy !req
278. - I'm going to get a drink of water.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
279. Melinda Daner, Mark Whitman...Copy !req
280. Darryl Heinz, Keith Charles.Copy !req
281. Okay, well, just tell them we'll meet them
at the usual corner on Tuesday. Okay.Copy !req
282. - Hi, Tracy.
- Oh, hi, David.Copy !req
283. - How have you been?
- Fine.Copy !req
284. I love your new hair.Copy !req
285. What are you working on?Copy !req
286. St. Stephen's is sending over
some volunteers to help out next week.Copy !req
287. Someone told me that you
used to go to St. Stephen's.Copy !req
288. Not that I've been asking around
about you. It just came up naturally.Copy !req
289. So did you? Go there, I mean.Copy !req
290. - Yeah, just for a few months last year.
- They're a very progressive church.Copy !req
291. Yes, they are.Copy !req
292. The guy who took these
is a total psycho.Copy !req
293. It's good.Copy !req
294. Well, we should probably get going
if we wanna see that movie.Copy !req
295. I should probably get home
and check on my mom.Copy !req
296. I'm sure she's doing fine.Copy !req
297. I'm sorry.Copy !req
298. It's not like I was dying
to see a movie.Copy !req
299. That's not what I'm talking about.Copy !req
300. I'm sorry...Copy !req
301. about what happened between us.Copy !req
302. I never meant for those assholes
to write shit on your car.Copy !req
303. I shouldn't have told Andy about us.Copy !req
304. I was just being stupid. That was me
being really, really, really stupid...Copy !req
305. and I'm sorry.Copy !req
306. Well, thank you.Copy !req
307. Look, I don't wanna make
a big deal out of this.Copy !req
308. All I'm saying is,
I sat around last week...Copy !req
309. in that stupid getup
you wanted me to wear...Copy !req
310. and had to say all this, you know,
"Daddy this" and "Daddy that" bullshit.Copy !req
311. When I tell you I keep reading articles
about having this one-hour orgasm...Copy !req
312. well, the least you could do
is try to help me have one.Copy !req
313. I'm sorry men can't have it.Copy !req
314. Since you guys get everything else
on the planet...Copy !req
315. it seems like a fair tradeoff.Copy !req
316. Fine.Copy !req
317. Goodbye.Copy !req
318. You know, Angela, my brother
likes a certain decorum...Copy !req
319. when you're working
with someone's loved one.Copy !req
320. Yeah?Copy !req
321. Well, the personal calls are
probably a little uncool.Copy !req
322. Oh, right, got it.Copy !req
323. I won't do it when he's around.Copy !req
324. Hello.Copy !req
325. Hey.Copy !req
326. Really?Copy !req
327. Why don't you want me to come over?Copy !req
328. Damn it, Brenda, you always do this.
You're shutting me out.Copy !req
329. Look, the pissing thing is
no longer an issue, I swear.Copy !req
330. Look, maybe you'd feel better
if I came over.Copy !req
331. All right, fine, whatever. Fine.Copy !req
332. - Girlfriend trouble?
- Not really trouble.Copy !req
333. Tell me what the fight was about,
and I'll tell you what to say to fix it.Copy !req
334. I mean, trust me, this is my thing.Copy !req
335. We didn't have a fight.Copy !req
336. She just pulls away from me
at the weirdest times.Copy !req
337. Well, maybe she senses that
you're pulling away...Copy !req
338. so she just does it first.Copy !req
339. Maybe you should
mind your own business.Copy !req
340. Shoot. I guess this means
I can't ask about the pissing?Copy !req
341. Because I had an ex who wanted to pee
on me, and I wasn't grossed out.Copy !req
342. I mean, I just thought it was
kind of silly. But that's me.Copy !req
343. Thank you for taking me to
the art gallery last night.Copy !req
344. I thought you hated those pictures.Copy !req
345. No, no, it's just that I don't
like them, that's all.Copy !req
346. But it was nice to be
spending time with you.Copy !req
347. I mean, outside of working together.Copy !req
348. Would you like to go
to dinner sometime?Copy !req
349. - Is that like a date?
- Of course not.Copy !req
350. Good, I pick you up
tomorrow night, 8:00.Copy !req
351. I don't wanna go, okay?
Just stop asking me.Copy !req
352. Okay, fine. I was only inviting you
to be nice.Copy !req
353. Nobody even wants you there because
you've been acting so weird lately.Copy !req
354. Gabe?Copy !req
355. - We have to be someplace.
- Get lost, Morticia.Copy !req
356. Shut up, peanut-testicle.Copy !req
357. Fuck off, the both of you.Copy !req
358. What's his problem?Copy !req
359. Nothing. He wants me to go to this party
tomorrow. I'm just not in the mood.Copy !req
360. We can do something if you want.Copy !req
361. Actually, I gotta go to Barstow tomorrow
and spend the night at my dad's.Copy !req
362. I gotta ask him for money for my mom.
Not that he's gonna give it to me, but...Copy !req
363. Well, do you want company?Copy !req
364. Claire, you don't have
to keep taking care of me.Copy !req
365. I'm not.Copy !req
366. I just like hanging out.Copy !req
367. We could just go for the drive.
Then you go see your dad...Copy !req
368. and I'll stay in some, like, creepy motel
and read a Stephen King book.Copy !req
369. Okay.Copy !req
370. Meet me after fifth period
tomorrow by the gym.Copy !req
371. Oh, this is just what I need today.Copy !req
372. I see this is payback time
for my missing your opening.Copy !req
373. Just shut up!Copy !req
374. Both of you, for once,
just shut your fucking mouths.Copy !req
375. All that comes out of you
is garbage, garbage, garbage!Copy !req
376. Okay.Copy !req
377. Good, we have a dialogue.Copy !req
378. - Where did you get this?
- From his office.Copy !req
379. It's all the data Feinberg has
on Brenda. It's all destroyed.Copy !req
380. He can go to where he came from
before he fucked her up.Copy !req
381. You're off the hook. Obviously, this has
nothing to do with you missing his show.Copy !req
382. Don't fucking talk about me
like I'm not here!Copy !req
383. Even though I'm not
and never have been.Copy !req
384. Son, what's wrong? Just tell us.Copy !req
385. There's nothing wrong with me.Copy !req
386. I didn't sell my daughter to some smug,
star-fucking psychiatrist...Copy !req
387. so he could pick her apart
like a goddamn cadaver...Copy !req
388. and turn her into shit and garbage
just like everything you touch!Copy !req
389. - Billy, sweetheart...
- You bitch!Copy !req
390. You're the fucking nurse. You wanna tie
us up, lock us in a room, leave us to die.Copy !req
391. Well, you're the one that should die,
you and him!Copy !req
392. You don't get to touch the children.Copy !req
393. I refuse to be an audience for this.Copy !req
394. Oh, boy. You can juice her, but you
better let me take care of that skin.Copy !req
395. This guy has a really sinewy neck.Copy !req
396. Sinewy. I love saying that word,
don't you?Copy !req
397. - I don't know.
- I went out with this guy once...Copy !req
398. he had a really sinewy neck.
He was a total animal in bed.Copy !req
399. I mean, the things he could do
with his tongue.Copy !req
400. He thought he was God's gift to women.
I guess in that one respect he was.Copy !req
401. - So do you like sinewy necks, David?
- I never really thought about it.Copy !req
402. Hey, I'm just trying to figure out
your type.Copy !req
403. Believe me, I can tell you're single.Copy !req
404. And I know about a million people
I can set you up with.Copy !req
405. So, what kind of guys do you like?Copy !req
406. What makes you think that I like men?Copy !req
407. Oh, please, let's not play that game.Copy !req
408. - I think we should fire her.
- I'm thinking the same thing.Copy !req
409. - Has she made a lot of mistakes?
- No.Copy !req
410. She's a little hard to take.Copy !req
411. She's a lot hard to take.Copy !req
412. Sometimes people are hard to take...Copy !req
413. but only because the first side they
present is annoying or aggressive...Copy !req
414. because they're nervous.Copy !req
415. After you spend some time
with them...Copy !req
416. you realize maybe there's another side
to them that's worth knowing.Copy !req
417. Or not. I have no idea
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
418. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
419. By the way, I won't be here for dinner
tomorrow, so everyone's on their own.Copy !req
420. Actually, I'm going to be volunteering
with the food distribution.Copy !req
421. Well, that leaves you and me, Claire.
You wanna go to the Apple Pan?Copy !req
422. Can't. I have to do
this astronomy overnight thing...Copy !req
423. at the observatory for school.
- I didn't hear about this.Copy !req
424. I told you.
You probably weren't listening.Copy !req
425. That's the type of thing I would listen to.Copy !req
426. David and Nate did it
when they went to Bonaventure.Copy !req
427. David, you did this?Copy !req
428. - Yeah, I had to.
- You too, Nate?Copy !req
429. Back then we thought
Pluto was a planet.Copy !req
430. - When did Pluto stop being a planet?
- A few months ago.Copy !req
431. Well, I suppose it's okay for you to go.Copy !req
432. Luckily, Gareth isn't going
to press charges.Copy !req
433. But I did promise him that steps
would be taken to remedy the situation.Copy !req
434. I wish I'd been there to see
the look on Feinberg's face.Copy !req
435. I'm sure he started with
his whole blinking thing.Copy !req
436. Brenda, we have a serious problem.Copy !req
437. Okay, I'll talk to Billy's doctor, see if
he needs to be on different medication.Copy !req
438. We were thinking of something
a little more involved.Copy !req
439. Your mother and I feel that he needs
to go away for intensive therapy.Copy !req
440. There's a very good facility in Colorado.Copy !req
441. You wanna put Billy in an institution?Copy !req
442. Oh, please, let's not turn this
into a 1950s B-movie.Copy !req
443. This place is run
by excellent psychiatric specialists...Copy !req
444. who may have some creative solution
to help Billy.Copy !req
445. You wanna give him shock treatment.Copy !req
446. Darling, really, this dramatic streak,
aren't you a little old for it?Copy !req
447. And just for the record, electroconvulsive
therapy's had a real resurgence...Copy !req
448. in the last 10 years
with very impressive results.Copy !req
449. - You can't do this.
- We think it's best.Copy !req
450. It certainly makes your lives easier.Copy !req
451. God forbid Billy should embarrass you in
front of your stupid celebrity friends.Copy !req
452. Unfortunately, he's an adult
which means you can't...Copy !req
453. have him committed
unless he does something dangerous.Copy !req
454. Darling?Copy !req
455. We were thinking if you talked to him,
explained how it would help him...Copy !req
456. Fuck you both.
You're out of your minds.Copy !req
457. Hi, I'm Angela. You must be Ruth.Copy !req
458. Yes.Copy !req
459. I spilled some beet salad
on someone's wig...Copy !req
460. so David said I should eat up here.Copy !req
461. I got the stains out.Copy !req
462. Everyone in my family gets cancer,
so I know tons about taking care of wigs.Copy !req
463. Is that yours? The hair, I mean.Copy !req
464. As far as I know.Copy !req
465. It's beautiful.Copy !req
466. Thank you.Copy !req
467. I don't wanna be one
of those menopausal women...Copy !req
468. that goes all dykey
with the butch haircut.Copy !req
469. So Nate says that
you're dating a hairdresser.Copy !req
470. That is so lucky.Copy !req
471. If he's good, I'd love to know
if he can do anything with this mop.Copy !req
472. Does your boyfriend come around?Copy !req
473. He's not exactly my boyfriend.Copy !req
474. Oh, come on, you're blushing.Copy !req
475. Must be pretty serious. Is it?Copy !req
476. Is it serious, or is it just hot sex?Copy !req
477. I'm really not in the mood
to discuss my personal life.Copy !req
478. You have one new message,Copy !req
479. Hey, it's me,Copy !req
480. Look, it's better if I just go by myself,Copy !req
481. You should probably just
not worry about it, okay?Copy !req
482. Thank you for trying to... To,Copy !req
483. Look, just... Thank you,Copy !req
484. So that's... That's it, I guess,Copy !req
485. Goodbye, Claire,Copy !req
486. This is disgusting.
You have crap in here from the '80s.Copy !req
487. Billy, I'll get a plumber, somebody
who actually knows what they're doing.Copy !req
488. Would you look at me?
I'd really like to talk to you.Copy !req
489. I take it you spoke to Mom and Dad.Copy !req
490. Look, I don't know what
happened that day.Copy !req
491. You know, I was on new meds.
They weren't working.Copy !req
492. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
493. But don't worry. I've already been
to my doctor and changed my dosage.Copy !req
494. And I already feel more even.Copy !req
495. Billy, I need to know if I should be
worried about you.Copy !req
496. You shouldn't.Copy !req
497. I swear.Copy !req
498. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
499. My God, you could eat off this skin.Copy !req
500. Angela does her job perfectly.Copy !req
501. What about the hairs in her mole?
Rico would've never left those there.Copy !req
502. Angela had a long philosophical debate
about it...Copy !req
503. and decided the nieces would wanna
remember her exactly how she was.Copy !req
504. I'd like to know the meaning of this.Copy !req
505. Nikolai is picking me up
to go to dinner...Copy !req
506. and I was planning to serve him
sherry beforehand.Copy !req
507. I wanted to use the goblets I got
from my cousin Hannah's trip to Dresden.Copy !req
508. Now I can't because someone broke this
and hoped I wouldn't notice it.Copy !req
509. - Which one of you did this?
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
510. Well, it wasn't me.Copy !req
511. - It was Angela.
- Oh, it was definitely Angela.Copy !req
512. Hi.Copy !req
513. David. What are you doing here?Copy !req
514. I volunteer with these guys
a couple times a week.Copy !req
515. Oh, I just started.Copy !req
516. - You need some help?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
517. David. David!Copy !req
518. - David.
- I'm dying.Copy !req
519. No, you can't, not before we
make love one last time.Copy !req
520. Okay.Copy !req
521. I thought you were gonna help.Copy !req
522. - So how've you been?
- Good. You?Copy !req
523. I'm okay.Copy !req
524. I've driven by hundreds of times,
but I never knew this place existed.Copy !req
525. Is best restaurant in all of Los Angeles,
and not outrageous prices too.Copy !req
526. - Lotte, Irina.
- What a surprise this is.Copy !req
527. You usually do not come in
on Tuesday night.Copy !req
528. - Well, l...
- Can we join you?Copy !req
529. Please.Copy !req
530. Maybe another time.Copy !req
531. No, no, she says it's okay.Copy !req
532. So you must be Nicky's special friend
we all keep hearing about.Copy !req
533. You must be thinking of someone else.Copy !req
534. No. You lost your husband.
You work for Nicky.Copy !req
535. You used to fix dead people.Copy !req
536. Oh, I suppose that is me.Copy !req
537. This is Ruth.Copy !req
538. So that guy I saw you with
at the club, is that a serious thing?Copy !req
539. Eddie?Copy !req
540. Not really. Not yet.Copy !req
541. Those drugs I saw you taking,
is that a serious thing?Copy !req
542. No, no. I just tried them once.
I don't think I'll be trying them again.Copy !req
543. I'm glad to hear you say that.Copy !req
544. You know what that shit
has done to my sister.Copy !req
545. It can seriously fuck up your life, David.Copy !req
546. I'd hate to see that happen.Copy !req
547. It was stupid, I know. I was just...Copy !req
548. You know, Rico left.
It was just Nate and me.Copy !req
549. Not that it's an excuse.Copy !req
550. What's up with that kid
I saw you with at the club?Copy !req
551. Let's just say it was
a learning experience.Copy !req
552. Everyone else has gone home. I don't
know what you two are waiting for.Copy !req
553. David, this isn't one
of your regular shifts.Copy !req
554. Is there any special reason
you showed up here tonight?Copy !req
555. No.Copy !req
556. Oh, well...Copy !req
557. Well, good night, you two.Copy !req
558. Good night.Copy !req
559. You hungry?Copy !req
560. I'm always hungry.Copy !req
561. You fucking bitch!Copy !req
562. I would like to tear your heart out
like you have torn out mine.Copy !req
563. There's supposed to be a picture
of Nate peeing on a wall.Copy !req
564. - I see it.
- I don't.Copy !req
565. Four from the left.Copy !req
566. Oh, my God.Copy !req
567. What'd your mom say
when she saw that?Copy !req
568. She was kind of horrified, I think.Copy !req
569. How is your mom?Copy !req
570. She's dating. It's weird.Copy !req
571. - Why?
- Because she's my mother.Copy !req
572. She's not supposed to date.Copy !req
573. People should be with people.Copy !req
574. Yeah, sometimes people are
just too stupid to know it.Copy !req
575. How's your taco?Copy !req
576. Disgusting.Copy !req
577. I had no idea about you and Nikolai.Copy !req
578. For six years, every Saturday night,
I cook for him dinner.Copy !req
579. And then he take me
to a $2.50 movie on Fairfax.Copy !req
580. Then you come along,
and he stop calling.Copy !req
581. I have to see every goddamn film
this Freddie Prinze Jr. Does...Copy !req
582. and what do I have to show for it?Copy !req
583. I'm sorry.Copy !req
584. Do you want to marry Nicky or not?Copy !req
585. Marriage is the last thing
I would ever want again.Copy !req
586. Maybe I have an amusing flirtation
with Nikolai...Copy !req
587. but he scares me.Copy !req
588. Best of all, I have this job...Copy !req
589. something I never would have
predicted for myself.Copy !req
590. And I love it...Copy !req
591. because it's mine.Copy !req
592. And I would never do anything
to jeopardize that...Copy !req
593. which means I should probably just
finish dinner with Nikolai...Copy !req
594. and go home.Copy !req
595. Thank you. I've had the best time
coming to this funny restaurant...Copy !req
596. and having you yell at me
in the bathroom.Copy !req
597. Do you realize the whole time
we were going out...Copy !req
598. I was never in your bedroom at night?
- Well...Copy !req
599. you're here now, aren't you?Copy !req
600. Whoa, this is not the David I know.Copy !req
601. Maybe this is the real me.Copy !req
602. - I'm not sure we should...
- Why not?Copy !req
603. Well, I'm kind of seeing somebody
right now.Copy !req
604. - I don't care.
- Well, I do.Copy !req
605. Come on, David!Copy !req
606. Why'd you come up here,
if you weren't into something happening?Copy !req
607. To talk to you, to see how you
were doing, to be friends.Copy !req
608. - I don't wanna be friends. I wanna fuck.
- Well, I'm not into that.Copy !req
609. Can't we just have sex?
It doesn't have to mean anything.Copy !req
610. It's getting late.Copy !req
611. I should just go.Copy !req
612. You take care of yourself.Copy !req
613. Claire, what are you doing here?Copy !req
614. I thought David and I covered for you,
so you could be out having fun.Copy !req
615. What's wrong?Copy !req
616. Shit, there's this really big hole
in my sock.Copy !req
617. - Maybe Gabe just wanted to be alone.
- I know.Copy !req
618. - Is he your boyfriend?
- No.Copy !req
619. It's just...Copy !req
620. he needs me.Copy !req
621. For the first time in my life, I felt
important, like someone needed me...Copy !req
622. you know, like, not just like some
annoying extra person...Copy !req
623. just lumped in with everyone else.Copy !req
624. No one's ever needed me.Copy !req
625. I need you.Copy !req
626. Right.Copy !req
627. I felt this really intense connection.Copy !req
628. Now it's just gone.Copy !req
629. And I want it back.Copy !req
630. I want him back.Copy !req
631. Is there something wrong with me?Copy !req
632. Is there something about me that makes
me deserve something like this?Copy !req
633. Deserve what?Copy !req
634. Just feeling really close to someone
then having them just disappear...Copy !req
635. like I mean nothing.Copy !req
636. Claire, Gabe just went to visit
his father for a day.Copy !req
637. I think you're talking about Dad.Copy !req
638. Look, we never talk about him.Copy !req
639. And that's okay, if that's what you want.Copy !req
640. But at some point you're gonna
have to deal with how you feel.Copy !req
641. Oh, God, can't I just get upset...Copy !req
642. without having to focus on
what's really making me upset?Copy !req
643. Well, it worked for me for 34 years.Copy !req
644. Hey.Copy !req
645. Hey, who's this?Copy !req
646. Jim. Who's this?Copy !req
647. Steve, So, what do you look like?Copy !req
648. I'm 6'2", 190 pounds.
I'm a professional boxer.Copy !req
649. - Yeah? What's your dick like?
- Nine and a half inches, uncut.Copy !req
650. - So, what are you looking for?
- A nasty top to fuck my brains out,Copy !req
651. Found him. Now, get on your knees
and suck my cock, boy.Copy !req
652. Oh, fuck, Yes, sir, Oh, yes,Copy !req
653. I don't care what time it is,
I need to be with someone,Copy !req
654. Someone, that's comforting.Copy !req
655. Okay, I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
656. If this is about Billy, I can't.Copy !req
657. I've done nothing but talk about Billy
for two days.Copy !req
658. Well, what's happening with him?Copy !req
659. Look...Copy !req
660. I know this is really hard for you.Copy !req
661. I've had some time to calm down
about the picture...Copy !req
662. so you can just spill your guts
to me, okay?Copy !req
663. I promise not to make it about me.Copy !req
664. I'm too tired.Copy !req
665. You know what?Copy !req
666. I love you, and I need you.Copy !req
667. And it's okay for you to need me too.
I want you to need me.Copy !req
668. I'm doing the best I can.Copy !req
669. Rough night, stud?Copy !req
670. You're fired.Copy !req
671. Fuck.Copy !req
672. Yoo-hoo, Brenda!Copy !req
673. Brenda, I know you're home.
Your car's out front.Copy !req
674. I don't know what's so strange about
a spontaneous brunch. I think it's fun.Copy !req
675. It's weird.Copy !req
676. You don't do things like this.Copy !req
677. You pay people to do things like this.Copy !req
678. - Oh, hello, Nate.
- Hey.Copy !req
679. Now I see why you're so upset
that I'm here.Copy !req
680. My mother's come over to see
if I talked Billy into committing himself.Copy !req
681. She just loves saying that. It makes her
father and I sound more like monsters.Copy !req
682. Well, I didn't do it, and I'm not going to.Copy !req
683. Goddamn it!Copy !req
684. I asked for chives,
and they give me this veggie crap.Copy !req
685. Brenda...Copy !req
686. there's something
you don't know about Billy.Copy !req
687. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
688. You know when you were
in Europe that summer?Copy !req
689. Billy didn't try to kill himself.Copy !req
690. What?Copy !req
691. Your father and I had gotten back from
a conference to find our house on fire.Copy !req
692. It started right below the family room.Copy !req
693. Remember, we had it redone
when you were away?Copy !req
694. Yeah, but Billy was...Copy !req
695. I went to visit him in the hospital.
He was there all summer.Copy !req
696. Your father and I put him there.
We had no choice.Copy !req
697. That fire wasn't accidental, Brenda.
He was making a bomb.Copy !req
698. This is getting really fucking desperate.
What, now Billy's the Unabomber?Copy !req
699. He had written things. Ugly, violent
things about your father and me...Copy !req
700. about you. He was dangerous.Copy !req
701. You let me believe for all these years
that Billy tried to kill himself.Copy !req
702. We were only trying
to protect you, honey.Copy !req
703. Get out of my house.Copy !req
704. Get out of my house,
you fucking lunatic!Copy !req
705. - It's a wonder I'm even alive.
- Hello?Copy !req
706. - You're like fucking Medea!
- Dave, this is a really bad time.Copy !req
707. You know what the really
sick thing is, Mother?Copy !req
708. You have no idea
what you've done to me.Copy !req
709. Brenda.Copy !req
710. - Brenda, hang on.
- I'll call you later, Nate...Copy !req
711. when that asshole's out of my house.Copy !req
712. Dave, I gotta go.Copy !req
713. What, you fired her already?Copy !req
714. Oh, for chrissake.Copy !req
715. You should've lined up somebody.
Why are you whispering?Copy !req
716. I'm hiding up here
until she finishes Mrs. Sarno.Copy !req
717. So which of those other people
did you like best?Copy !req
718. Look, let's not make
any quick decisions.Copy !req
719. I guess I could probably live
with the panic-attack guy.Copy !req
720. I've got a better idea,Copy !req
721. Hey, Rico.Copy !req
722. Bad time?Copy !req
723. No, everyone's at lunch
except me and Pam.Copy !req
724. You're one of the Fishers, aren't you?Copy !req
725. Cigarette break.
But I gotta be back in 10...Copy !req
726. because I told Gilardi I'd have
this one done when he got back.Copy !req
727. The subscriber you've called
is outside the service...Copy !req
728. Oh, great. Fucking hell.Copy !req
729. Here, let me help you.Copy !req
730. Shit.Copy !req
731. I don't know why I brought
so much stuff here.Copy !req
732. I guess I'm just a nester.Copy !req
733. I should've told you
that I broke the goblet.Copy !req
734. - It was a gift from my cousin.
- Yeah, trip to Dresden. I heard.Copy !req
735. I don't know why I didn't just tell you.Copy !req
736. It's totally unlike me.
I usually just say whatever I'm thinking.Copy !req
737. I noticed.Copy !req
738. But I saw that broken glass...Copy !req
739. and I just was overcome
with this feeling that it was...Copy !req
740. better to just ignore it...Copy !req
741. just pretend that it didn't happen.
I get that feeling...Copy !req
742. from all of you here.Copy !req
743. Everyone is so fragile...Copy !req
744. and can't bear to hear anything.Copy !req
745. Is that everything?Copy !req
746. I mean, all I did was try
to fix David up with this guy...Copy !req
747. and I thought he was gonna kill me.
I never met anyone...Copy !req
748. who was so uptight about being gay.Copy !req
749. Thanks.Copy !req
750. You know something?Copy !req
751. I never worked in a funeral home
that was this depressing.Copy !req
752. Tell me you're happier here, and I'll go.Copy !req
753. It's not perfect. These body farms
are a fucking assembly line.Copy !req
754. And I've got like 12 idiots
breathing down my neck.Copy !req
755. At Fisher & Sons you only get
two of those at the most.Copy !req
756. And Gilardi lied to me.Copy !req
757. My hours are nothing
like he said they'd be.Copy !req
758. And the work here is not even
as challenging, you know?Copy !req
759. Nate...Copy !req
760. it was Kroehner who burned down
the house across the street.Copy !req
761. Gilardi's told people that he's not done
trying to drive you guys out of business.Copy !req
762. Does that mean it doesn't make sense
for you to come back?Copy !req
763. No, but if I do, you have to match
what I'm making here...Copy !req
764. plus guarantee me flexible hours
for picking up Julio...Copy !req
765. and helping when the baby comes.
- Done.Copy !req
766. And if I do decide to come back...Copy !req
767. it's not for good.Copy !req
768. I'm never gonna become a partner, am I?Copy !req
769. I can't offer you that...Copy !req
770. unless you wanna marry Claire.Copy !req
771. No, thank you.Copy !req
772. Okay, I can start in a couple of days.Copy !req
773. Thank you. That makes me very happy,
and it will make David very happy.Copy !req
774. Yeah. Hey, I heard there's some picture
of you in a gallery peeing.Copy !req
775. Is that true?Copy !req
776. I just wanted to get Gabe's father's
number, so I could talk to him.Copy !req
777. Well, why would Gabe's stepfather
know where Gabe was?Copy !req
778. No, his father, the one
who lives in Barstow.Copy !req
779. Yeah, Gabe's father died
when he was 4.Copy !req
780. Yeah.Copy !req
781. Oh, if you should run into Gabe...Copy !req
782. would you tell him I really don't
appreciate his staying out all night?Copy !req
783. So that's... That's it, I guess,Copy !req
784. Goodbye, Claire,Copy !req
785. Mrs. Dimas?Copy !req
786. Mrs. Dimas? Mrs. Dimas?Copy !req