1. What are we talking about here?Copy !req
2. You want us to launch
a cryptocurrency?Copy !req
3. You wanted
an alternative to Laurie Bream?Copy !req
4. Pied Piper Coin.Copy !req
5. Mm.Copy !req
6. I promised Richard
that we would neverCopy !req
7. make him harvest data
or sell ads.Copy !req
8. I am not saying that we will
force their hand on this issue,Copy !req
9. but neither am I saying
definitively that we will not.Copy !req
10. Have you received my proposal?Copy !req
11. Very promising.Copy !req
12. Look, Monica, I will do the ICO,
but only if you do it with me.Copy !req
13. Pied Piper Coin
is totally gonna work.Copy !req
14. Yes! Totally is.Copy !req
15. Okay, everybody.Copy !req
16. Let's do this.Copy !req
17. Photo time. Let's go.Copy !req
18. Front-enders, come on in.
Where's my backCopy !req
19. I see you, crypto-geeks.Copy !req
20. Follow me!Copy !req
21. Old Pipey thing.Copy !req
22. Holden. Are we set?Copy !req
23. Sorry. I haven't used
this camera before.Copy !req
24. Are we set?Copy !req
25. Yes, Jared.Copy !req
26. Look... uh, look, guys.Copy !req
27. I-I know we didn't
have the budget
we wanted to get here.Copy !req
28. But, we are here.Copy !req
29. Finally,
all our hard work
has paid off.Copy !req
30. So now, the world's first,
totally decentralized internetCopy !req
31. will be live... in five...Copy !req
32. Crowd joining in:
Four,Copy !req
33. three, two, one.Copy !req
34. Yeah!Copy !req
35. Richard. Richard!Copy !req
36. Richard.Copy !req
37. You have to see this.Copy !req
38. What's wrong now?Copy !req
39. A good thing.Copy !req
40. A good thing has
finally happened.Copy !req
41. Don't fuck with me.Copy !req
42. I am not fucking with you!Copy !req
43. Come, come.Copy !req
44. Look.Copy !req
45. Look at the user numbers.Copy !req
46. Wait, holy shit.
Is that right?Copy !req
47. I think we've reached
the inflection point.Copy !req
48. We made it.Copy !req
49. Don't, just... don't.
Yeah.Copy !req
50. Well, I think this calls
for a little celebration.Copy !req
51. I just knew that
if we kept plugging away,Copy !req
52. eventually, we'd get
some tractionCopy !req
53. and reach
an inflection point.Copy !req
54. What did I keep saying?Copy !req
55. Give us time and then
we'll climb, bitches!Copy !req
56. Yes, Holden.Copy !req
57. That's right, except for
the bitches part, but yes.Copy !req
58. And now, we are gaining
almost 12,000 users an hour!Copy !req
59. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
60. You get a high five
and you get a high five!Copy !req
61. Fuck yeah!
I wanna give
a quick shout-outCopy !req
62. to my seven developers,Copy !req
63. my Septapipers,Copy !req
64. who stuck with us
through thick and thin,Copy !req
65. unlike K-Hole,Copy !req
66. which took their game
and totally bailed on us.Copy !req
67. Lock them up!
Lock them up!Copy !req
68. Jesus, Jared.
You really did a number
on that kid.Copy !req
69. God. Yeah.Copy !req
70. I just chipped away
everything that wasn't
Richard's assistantCopy !req
71. and this is what's left.Copy !req
72. Lock them up!Copy !req
73. So, how are things
advancing?Copy !req
74. To date,Copy !req
75. we have manufactured almost
400,000 mobile devices.Copy !req
76. And we are signing them all
onto the Pied Piper network?Copy !req
77. Yes.Copy !req
78. Well, we have
to do it manually.Copy !req
79. It is slow.Copy !req
80. But it provides an advantage.Copy !req
81. They may not know
what we are doingCopy !req
82. until it's too late
for them to stop us.Copy !req
83. Indeed.Copy !req
84. Yeah. To be honest,Copy !req
85. at times, I find it difficult
to tell what you're thinking.Copy !req
86. Mmm, I see.Copy !req
87. Pappy Van Winkle?Copy !req
88. I'm not gonna
have to startCopy !req
89. locking my desk drawer
now, am I?Copy !req
90. Hey, does this seem
odd to you?Copy !req
91. What?Copy !req
92. So, our user numbers
have been growing for days,Copy !req
93. but our coin value is flat.Copy !req
94. It hasn't budged at all.Copy !req
95. I thought the two
would be correlated,Copy !req
96. at least a little bit.Copy !req
97. Yeah. Should be.Copy !req
98. Sorry, I don't mean to
rain on the parade.Copy !req
99. I find parades to beCopy !req
100. impotent displays
of authoritarianism.Copy !req
101. Whose bag is this?Copy !req
102. Uh... oh.
Scoot over.Copy !req
103. Colin?Copy !req
104. Hey, man.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
105. I like the beard.
You throwing a party?Copy !req
106. Yeah. Something that you
and K-Hole Games
could've been a part of,Copy !req
107. had you not
walked out on us.Copy !req
108. Oh, come on, man.
Laurie was our VC.Copy !req
109. She's the one that
made me pull the game
and bail on you guys.Copy !req
110. So you just do
whatever Laurie says, huh?Copy !req
111. Well, she had control
of my board.
Hmm.Copy !req
112. Which is exactly how she
just managed to fire me.Copy !req
113. You lost your company?Copy !req
114. Aw. Bummer.Copy !req
115. But, the cool part is,
I'm free.Copy !req
116. Which is why I'm here.Copy !req
117. I have been cooking up
a solo project on the sideCopy !req
118. for a few years.Copy !req
119. It's a killer new game.Copy !req
120. And I was thinking maybe,Copy !req
121. we would launch it
on your network.Copy !req
122. It's a sweet indie RPG.Copy !req
123. I'm calling it
"The Gates of Galloo."Copy !req
124. I have a ton of presales.Copy !req
125. If we put this thing
on Pipernet, bam.Copy !req
126. You're gonna have
80,000 instant users.Copy !req
127. What do you say?
You and K-Hole
pull your game.Copy !req
128. A game that was
the central elementCopy !req
129. to our launch strategy.Copy !req
130. And then literally days
after everything starts
to fucking come together,Copy !req
131. you stroll on in here and act
like nothing ever happened?Copy !req
132. Stroll?Copy !req
133. I just walked in here normally.Copy !req
134. Besides, this would
help you out too, right?Copy !req
135. YouCopy !req
136. You just lost your company.Copy !req
137. I'm in there celebrating,Copy !req
138. with my fucking victory.Copy !req
139. Dude.Copy !req
140. Can I be real with you?Copy !req
141. I really need this.Copy !req
142. Can I be realer?Copy !req
143. Kiss my piss.Copy !req
144. What?Copy !req
145. You heard me.
Kiss my piss.Copy !req
146. I was hoping
you'd be cool about this.Copy !req
147. Oh, really? You thought
I might be cool,
Mr. Backwards Hat?Copy !req
148. Is this cool, huh?Copy !req
149. To do this, maybe?Copy !req
150. I don't know.Copy !req
151. Kiss my piss.Copy !req
152. Kiss...Copy !req
153. my piss.Copy !req
154. All right, I get it.Copy !req
155. Kiss my piss.Copy !req
156. I'll see you around, Richard.Copy !req
157. Karma's a bitch, Colin.Copy !req
158. Oh! Monica, hey.Copy !req
159. Hey.
Hey, I was just coming
in early to clean upCopy !req
160. for the custodial staff.Copy !req
161. When did you get here?Copy !req
162. We never left.
We?Copy !req
163. All right. Good to go.Copy !req
164. You were both here
all night?Copy !req
165. Our coin price wasn't growing
with our user numbers,Copy !req
166. so we coded a diagnostic tool
to go through the ledgerCopy !req
167. and figure out exactly where
our users are coming from.Copy !req
168. Yes. We coded it.Copy !req
169. You're smoking
my cigarettes, asshole.Copy !req
170. In a public workspace,
in the state of California,
no less.Copy !req
171. Shall we?Copy !req
172. This breaks our users downCopy !req
173. by which developers
signed them on.Copy !req
174. So, each bar is one of our
seven Septopipers.Copy !req
175. Wait, why are there eight bars?Copy !req
176. Who
No idea.Copy !req
177. But whoever it is,
they are the reason for most
of our new user growth.Copy !req
178. Wait, so some non-piper
out there is signing upCopy !req
179. users to our network
en masse?Copy !req
180. How'd they get
access to our system?Copy !req
181. Without a key from us,Copy !req
182. the only way in
is to steal our software.Copy !req
183. But no one has
stolen our software.Copy !req
184. Except for...Copy !req
185. Oh, shit.Copy !req
186. Hello?Copy !req
187. Hey, Jian-Yang.
It's Big Head.Copy !req
188. How's it going, man?Copy !req
189. He's been in contactCopy !req
190. with Jian-Yang
this whole time?Copy !req
191. Yeah, they play
Words with Friends.Copy !req
192. Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle
wants to ask you a question.Copy !req
193. No. I don't want
to talk to Gilfoyle.Copy !req
194. He's a racist and a witch.Copy !req
195. I'm not a witch.
Now spit out the kimchiCopy !req
196. and tell me what the fuck
is going on with our network.Copy !req
197. Fuck you.
I'll tell you nothing.Copy !req
198. Okay.
I'll tell you everything.Copy !req
199. But I want to
move back into the house.Copy !req
200. I want to come home.Copy !req
201. Wait, what?Copy !req
202. It's not that big a deal.Copy !req
203. I mean, Jian-Yang could
just take Erlich's old room.Copy !req
204. So...Copy !req
205. I don't give a fuck about that.Copy !req
206. So, Jian-Yang said
Gavin Belson tried to buy
our stolen software?Copy !req
207. Yes, but before he could,Copy !req
208. he was outmaneuvered
by a Chinese man named Yao.Copy !req
209. YaoCopy !req
210. This guy.Copy !req
211. He's a Chinese manufacturerCopy !req
212. who just announced
a partnership with
guess who?Copy !req
213. Laurie Bream.Copy !req
214. She just led
a $200 million round
for something called YaoNet.Copy !req
215. So Laurie and Yao
are manufacturing phones,Copy !req
216. and signing them
onto our network.Copy !req
217. But why?
Why would they
wanna help us?Copy !req
218. Oh, shit.Copy !req
219. They're not helping us.
They're attacking us.Copy !req
220. It's the 51% attack.Copy !req
221. Has to be.
I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
222. A 51...Copy !req
223. A 51% attack...Copy !req
224. The beauty of our
decentralized internetCopy !req
225. is that no one controls it.Copy !req
226. But if 51% were controlled
by one entity,Copy !req
227. like, say,
Laurie and Yao,Copy !req
228. they could rewrite
the rules for everyone.Copy !req
229. They can delete
all of our users,Copy !req
230. all of our developer apps,
crash our coin.Copy !req
231. This would be
the end of Pied Piper.
Fuck!Copy !req
232. Okay. How many
devices do they have?Copy !req
233. Right now, they have
45% of our total.Copy !req
234. And gaining.
Wait, Gilfoyle.Copy !req
235. Could you write a patch
that kicks all of Yao's
users off the network?Copy !req
236. I would have to rewrite
our consensus protocol,Copy !req
237. but I could probably
get that done in eight hours.Copy !req
238. Okay, that's good.Copy !req
239. And— and how long do we haveCopy !req
240. till we lose control
of the network?Copy !req
241. At this rate,
half that.Copy !req
242. I just went for a run.Copy !req
243. I sprinted...Copy !req
244. up the last bit, there.Copy !req
245. I did open palm.Copy !req
246. Aaah!Copy !req
247. WhCopy !req
248. Richard, there's no
easy way to say this.Copy !req
249. Jian-Yang is moving
back into the house.Copy !req
250. Right?Copy !req
251. Gavin, you've staked
the entire future
of this companyCopy !req
252. on the Signature Box Three.Copy !req
253. Where are they?Copy !req
254. Well, the last two months
have been challenging.Copy !req
255. The Chinese were petulant.Copy !req
256. The North Carolinians
proved very entitled.Copy !req
257. And I held out hopes
for our experiment
in the Yukon Territories.Copy !req
258. But as it happens,Copy !req
259. the Inuit are surprisingly
adept at collective bargaining.Copy !req
260. But fear not,Copy !req
261. I am in the early
stages of a new plan.Copy !req
262. Did you know that some of
America's most capable,
motivated laborersCopy !req
263. are at this moment
awaiting execution?Copy !req
264. Gavin.Copy !req
265. How many boxes have you
actually managed to produce?Copy !req
266. Well, we have the 40 prototypes,Copy !req
267. which we've been
using to drive sales.Copy !req
268. And?
And...Copy !req
269. they are very impressive.Copy !req
270. I see.Copy !req
271. I guess it's time we tell you.Copy !req
272. We've been exploring
the viabilityCopy !req
273. of an acquisition with Amazon.Copy !req
274. The talks are still
preliminary,Copy !req
275. but thus far, they seem
quite promising.Copy !req
276. You expect me
to work for Jeff Bezos?Copy !req
277. No fucking way.Copy !req
278. I mean, don't take this
as any kind of threat,Copy !req
279. but if Amazon buys
this company, I am out.Copy !req
280. We spoke to Jeff an hour ago.Copy !req
281. It sounds like the two of you
are on the same page about that.Copy !req
282. Priyanka, start separating
legitimate usersCopy !req
283. into their own pool.Copy !req
284. Becky, I need you to
rate-limit enemy devices.Copy !req
285. Danny, find shortcuts to deploy
a new consensus protocol.Copy !req
286. Sorry, but we're never
gonna finish in time.Copy !req
287. Not with that attitude.Copy !req
288. Yeah, we would need
to add a shit ton
more users immediately.Copy !req
289. Working on it. Colin, hey.
It's— it's Richard Hendricks.Copy !req
290. Leaving you another voicemail.Copy !req
291. Um, just wanted
to talk to you
about your game.Copy !req
292. And, uh, those, uh, 80,000
users you got there.Copy !req
293. And also, to apologize
for last night.Copy !req
294. You know, I was just
really wasted.
I was so drunk.Copy !req
295. We had such
a crazy party going on.Copy !req
296. Anyway, call me back
and we'll, uh,Copy !req
297. we'll chat some
"Gates of Galloo."Copy !req
298. We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up.Copy !req
299. How's that sound?
Well, just call me back.Copy !req
300. Okay? It's— it's
Richard Hendricks, it's...Copy !req
301. Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
302. Left another voicemail.
Doesn't really matter.Copy !req
303. He's gonna be off the grid
for the next three days.Copy !req
304. What?
Yeah, I just spoke
with his girlfriend.Copy !req
305. Whatever the fuck you said,
he took really hard.Copy !req
306. Colin went camping. Alone.Copy !req
307. Well, did she say
where he went?Copy !req
308. The Los Trancos Preserve?Copy !req
309. Wait. I know exactly
where that is.Copy !req
310. I used to go
foraging for mushroomsCopy !req
311. with my friend Muriel there
before she passed away.Copy !req
312. I could drive up there
and— and look for him.Copy !req
313. It's only 20 miles awayCopy !req
314. and they don't really
enforce the speed limit.Copy !req
315. Fuck your Volt.
I'll drive.Copy !req
316. What
I'm borrowing my Tesla.Copy !req
317. It's my Tesla.
I pay for it.Copy !req
318. And if I don't get
to Colin in time,Copy !req
319. Pied Piper ceases to exist.Copy !req
320. So, pretty please with
a fucking cherry on top,Copy !req
321. can I borrow the Tesla
I bought for you?Copy !req
322. Can Jared drive?
No.Copy !req
323. Fine.
Thank you.Copy !req
324. So...?Copy !req
325. So... we're fucked.Copy !req
326. No, we're not.
Okay, we just...Copy !req
327. We need a few more usersCopy !req
328. to give Gilfoyle
some breathing room and...Copy !req
329. And what if you call
Dana from Quiver?Copy !req
330. He hates me.
Everybody does.Copy !req
331. And to be honest,
they're right.
I'm an asshole.Copy !req
332. No, you're not, Richard.Copy !req
333. Yes, I am.Copy !req
334. Colin was here last night,
out there in the hallway,Copy !req
335. down on his luckCopy !req
336. and he was begging me
to take his subscribers.Copy !req
337. And I told him to...Copy !req
338. kiss... my piss.Copy !req
339. You what?
Kiss my piss.Copy !req
340. I said it again and again.Copy !req
341. Oh my God. I did a dance.Copy !req
342. Okay, okay, okay.
Let's just move on
from... this.Copy !req
343. I am a spiteful,
vengeful prick.Copy !req
344. Oh my God, Richard.Copy !req
345. Yes, you fucked up.Copy !req
346. But that doesn't mean
you're a bad person.Copy !req
347. Look at you,
you're sitting here,
regretting it.Copy !req
348. That's not the move
of an asshole.Copy !req
349. Okay? I mean, you think
a guy like Gavin Belson
just sits around,Copy !req
350. feeling bad about
being a dick to people?Copy !req
351. He doesn't even notice, okay?Copy !req
352. The guy's a prick
when he was on topCopy !req
353. and now after
everything that
just happened,Copy !req
354. he's still gonna be a prick.Copy !req
355. What do you—
What do you mean?Copy !req
356. Everything that just happened.
What happened?Copy !req
357. I just read that Amazon's
probably gonna be
acquiring Hooli.Copy !req
358. What?Copy !req
359. Yeah, so Gavin Belson's
gonna be out on his ass,Copy !req
360. but do you think he's gonna
change at all because of it?Copy !req
361. No, he's always gonna be a...Copy !req
362. prick.Copy !req
363. Exactly.
Okay, so stop
whipping yourselfCopy !req
364. and let's just figure out
what we can do.
He's a prick.Copy !req
365. Yes.
Gavin Belson is a prick.Copy !req
366. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
367. He's a... he's a total...Copy !req
368. fucking prick.
Wait, where
are you going?Copy !req
369. How could it be
this crowded?Copy !req
370. Burning Man's
in two weeks,Copy !req
371. so people are beta testing
their new gear.Copy !req
372. Why would people
who aren't refugeesCopy !req
373. choose to come here
and live like refugees?Copy !req
374. You know that's not,
like, a desirable thing, right?Copy !req
375. Living like a refugee? Ugh!Copy !req
376. This place is offensive
to homeless people.Copy !req
377. Gavin :
Hello?
Hello, Gavin?Copy !req
378. It's Richard Hendricks.
Richard Hendricks.Copy !req
379. Mind the glass.
Yeah.Copy !req
380. Oh. It's all
smashed up again.Copy !req
381. What do you want, Richard?Copy !req
382. I need your help.Copy !req
383. Look, my network
is in trouble.Copy !req
384. And I know that deep down,
in your heart, what you...Copy !req
385. Oh, for fuck's sake.
You're not gonna give meCopy !req
386. another one
of your inspirational,Copy !req
387. in defense of
great technology speeches,
are you?Copy !req
388. Stand up and
fight for innovation,Copy !req
389. that kind of bullshit?Copy !req
390. No. Exactly the opposite.Copy !req
391. I happen to know
that a man named YaoCopy !req
392. fucked you over.Copy !req
393. How would you like
to fuck him back?Copy !req
394. I'm listening.Copy !req
395. I need you to attack me.Copy !req
396. Gavin :
John? It's Gavin Belson.Copy !req
397. Oh. Hello.Copy !req
398. Listen, John.
Do we still
have the prototypesCopy !req
399. of my Signature
Box Three strung up?Copy !req
400. Yeah.Copy !req
401. They told us they
were gonna send more, but...Copy !req
402. they never did.Copy !req
403. Well, that's a long story.Copy !req
404. I got time.
Yeah, listen, John...Copy !req
405. I need you
to give admin access
to Richard Hendricks.Copy !req
406. Becky, did you run
connection throttlingCopy !req
407. on the latest batch
of device IDs?Copy !req
408. Yes. You know why?Copy !req
409. I'm not a moron.Copy !req
410. Oh, I see.
I'm the asshole.Copy !req
411. Really?Copy !req
412. You really wanna
have this conversation?Copy !req
413. You're both assholes.Copy !req
414. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
415. The fuck does it matter.Copy !req
416. We're never gonna finish
this patch in time, anyway.Copy !req
417. Wait, what the fuck...Copy !req
418. just happened?Copy !req
419. Dick, where are you?Copy !req
420. I'm at Gavin's.Copy !req
421. I just gave his boxes permissionCopy !req
422. to mimic a shit-ton
of phones on our network.Copy !req
423. A second attack.Copy !req
424. Richard :
Yes, exactly.Copy !req
425. Now Yao can't get to 51%.
Where are we with the patch?Copy !req
426. Close, but you do realizeCopy !req
427. that now that
we're below 51%,Copy !req
428. we can't deploy it.Copy !req
429. For now, we can't win.Copy !req
430. But since Gavin
is holding off Yao,
we can't lose either.Copy !req
431. He just bought us some time.Copy !req
432. Okay, I'll see you in a bit.Copy !req
433. Well, Gavin,
thank you very much.Copy !req
434. You just gave me
and my guys
a fighting chance.Copy !req
435. Is that what just
happened here, Richard?Copy !req
436. Yes.Copy !req
437. No?
Seems to me,Copy !req
438. you are the one
that just gave me
a fighting chance.Copy !req
439. Ni hao.Copy !req
440. It's Gavin Belson
for Mr. Yao.Copy !req
441. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
442. This is the last road, Dinesh.Copy !req
443. He's not here.Copy !req
444. Colin! Colin!Copy !req
445. Will you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
446. How would you like to
die today, motherfucker?Copy !req
447. No, it's not a real
death threat, sir.Copy !req
448. I'm sorry.
I'm just stressed.Copy !req
449. Shut up for a second.
You hear that?Copy !req
450. So, you want us to delete
all of our phones?Copy !req
451. Right now,
we're in a standoff.Copy !req
452. You can't win,
but if you back off, I can.Copy !req
453. I have more
devices than anyone,Copy !req
454. I will reach 51%,Copy !req
455. and take control of
this little shit's network.Copy !req
456. You know,
can I chime in here?Copy !req
457. I actually think that
this is a bad idea, and...Copy !req
458. In exchange for deleting
your principal competition,Copy !req
459. I'm simply asking
for a partnershipCopy !req
460. between your venture
and Hooli.Copy !req
461. Well, he's actually
leaving Hooli.
They're firing him.Copy !req
462. So I don't know where
the connection could—Copy !req
463. for fuck's sake.Copy !req
464. I'm sure my board would findCopy !req
465. an arrangement
between YaoNet and HooliCopy !req
466. vastly preferable
to fire sale-ingCopy !req
467. the company to Jeff Bezos.Copy !req
468. My proposal is I help you,Copy !req
469. in exchange for a 20% stake
in your venture.Copy !req
470. And I have
a counterproposal,Copy !req
471. that you do not do that.Copy !req
472. Gavin...Copy !req
473. How do we proceed?Copy !req
474. Because...Copy !req
475. We like it.Copy !req
476. Hey, guys.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
477. We tried calling you.
A hundred times.Copy !req
478. Yeah, I'm off the grid.Copy !req
479. And...Copy !req
480. Done.Copy !req
481. All right, so the patch
is ready?Copy !req
482. Indeed.Copy !req
483. Now, maybe someday,Copy !req
484. Dark Lord willing,
we'll actually
get to deploy...Copy !req
485. Boo-yah!Copy !req
486. We just crushed
the patch, Pipers!Copy !req
487. Holden, give me that
fucking mallet right now!Copy !req
488. Drop it!
Wait, what the fuck?Copy !req
489. Care to tell me
what the fuck
is going on now?Copy !req
490. Gavin is fucking us.Copy !req
491. He just convinced Yao
to pull his phones.Copy !req
492. What the fuck is that noise?Copy !req
493. Gavin's making ice cream.Copy !req
494. Fuck.
Yeah.Copy !req
495. Can you kill his devices?
No, I can't.Copy !req
496. He just had his
server guy lock me out.Copy !req
497. Look, we need Colin.Copy !req
498. We need "Galloo," now.Copy !req
499. All right, well, it's a pretty
straight road from here, so...Copy !req
500. Hold on to your kidneys,
motherfuckers!Copy !req
501. We are going Ludicrous!Copy !req
502. What the fuck?Copy !req
503. Oh. What?Copy !req
504. Valet mode. You put me
in fucking valet mode.Copy !req
505. You wrecked your Tesla.
You're not wrecking mine.Copy !req
506. Come on, that caps me
at 70 miles per hour,
limits performanceCopy !req
507. to 80 kilowatts.Copy !req
508. Come on, you have to
let me do Ludicrous Mode, now!Copy !req
509. I've been a total
gentleman about this.Copy !req
510. I have Colin!Copy !req
511. I want two more months
of payments.Copy !req
512. One more month.Copy !req
513. Fine. Do not crash.Copy !req
514. Here we go.Copy !req
515. Three...Copy !req
516. two...Copy !req
517. one...Copy !req
518. We've got all
63 distributed systems
engineers on the job, Gavin.Copy !req
519. The patch you asked for
is nearly finished.Copy !req
520. Wonderful.
Call me when we hit 51%.Copy !req
521. Hey, Richard.
I know what might
cheer you up.Copy !req
522. How about a little ice cream?Copy !req
523. Come on, guys.
Where the fuck are you?Copy !req
524. Well, this is fucked.Copy !req
525. I heard on a podcast
that patrol menCopy !req
526. are actually a lot more
tempted by bribes
than you might think.Copy !req
527. Officer, hi.Copy !req
528. Is there anything
I can do to make this all...Copy !req
529. go away?Copy !req
530. Sir, I would think
very carefullyCopy !req
531. about the next words
that come out of your mouth.Copy !req
532. Oh, shit.Copy !req
533. Well, look at that.Copy !req
534. 51%.Copy !req
535. Yeah, Scott?Copy !req
536. Yes, I know.Copy !req
537. I just saw.Copy !req
538. No, not yet.
Hold on a moment.Copy !req
539. Gavin.Copy !req
540. What is our status?Copy !req
541. Friends, I'm about to deleteCopy !req
542. Mr. Hendricks' life's work.Copy !req
543. I thought you'd
wanna see it happen.Copy !req
544. Richard, was that too mean?Copy !req
545. Oh, well.
Should we get to it?Copy !req
546. Scott...
Wait.Copy !req
547. Take it. Just take it.Copy !req
548. Take what?Copy !req
549. Pied Piper.Copy !req
550. The whole network. All of it.Copy !req
551. Just please don't destroy it.Copy !req
552. I'd rather give it away
than watch it die.Copy !req
553. As much as I hate to admit,Copy !req
554. who better to take it
than you, Gavin?Copy !req
555. I mean, you're
really the only oneCopy !req
556. who realizes what
the decentralized internet
could be.Copy !req
557. I find this uninteresting.
Can we proceed?Copy !req
558. You wrote the patent
and gave it to me.Copy !req
559. Hell, you hired
the best 63 distributed
systems engineers in the city.Copy !req
560. I mean, you could build this
into what it was meant to be.Copy !req
561. Gavin, enough.Copy !req
562. Come on, you know
that my networkCopy !req
563. is way better than
some knockoff.Copy !req
564. And instead of taking
a minority stake
in their company,Copy !req
565. you could take
total control of mine.Copy !req
566. Why would you turn that down?Copy !req
567. Let's make it official.
I will, uh...Copy !req
568. I will sign my company
over to you.Copy !req
569. It's yours, Gavin. You win.Copy !req
570. Okay?Copy !req
571. Take it.
Just please don't delete it.Copy !req
572. All our phones
are turned off, now.Copy !req
573. Gavin, delete
Pied Piper immediately
or we will walk away.Copy !req
574. Not if I walk away first.Copy !req
575. Sorry, but this
gives me all the cards.Copy !req
576. I get Hooli back.Copy !req
577. Fuck Bezos and fuck you
and your 20% offer.Copy !req
578. And fuck the
Signature Box Three.Copy !req
579. I get a complete do-over.Copy !req
580. Tim Cook keeps
inviting me to his brunches.Copy !req
581. Fuck him!Copy !req
582. I'll host the fucking brunches.Copy !req
583. All because
Mr. Hendricks hereCopy !req
584. was kind enough to...Copy !req
585. Sorry, what does this say?Copy !req
586. Kiss my...
Piss.Copy !req
587. Kiss my piss.Copy !req
588. Kiss my piss.Copy !req
589. Richard, please stop
the movement.
Kiss my piss.Copy !req
590. I find it annoying.
Kiss my piss.Copy !req
591. Yes, we don't like it.Copy !req
592. What the fuck
are you doing, Richard?Copy !req
593. What does it look like?
I'm fucking you over, Gavin.Copy !req
594. You're what?
I was stalling!Copy !req
595. "Galloo"?
What the fuck is "Galloo"?Copy !req
596. Kaboom. You just got
80,000 new users.Copy !req
597. Oh! Yes.Copy !req
598. Scott. Run the patch.Copy !req
599. It's not working.Copy !req
600. We've lost control
of the network.Copy !req
601. Gilfoyle...Copy !req
602. when you're ready.Copy !req
603. Bombs away.Copy !req
604. What the fuck
just happened?Copy !req
605. Colin, you did it.
You saved us.Copy !req
606. No. That was all Dinesh.Copy !req
607. That was quick fucking
thinking with that cop.
Yeah.Copy !req
608. Yeah!Copy !req
609. Holden!
Get the fuck down!Copy !req
610. Monica.Copy !req
611. Cheers.
For me?Copy !req
612. Yeah!Copy !req
613. You saw our coin price,
right?Copy !req
614. It's going up.Copy !req
615. Well, look at that.Copy !req
616. Come on!Copy !req
617. Jared finally broke him.Copy !req
618. Get it!
Yeah.Copy !req
619. I like you.Copy !req
620. Not in a—Copy !req
621. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
622. Yeah.
You understand
what I'm saying.Copy !req
623. Sure.Copy !req
624. Come on,
don't be assholes.Copy !req
625. We can still do our deal.Copy !req
626. You still need
an American partnerCopy !req
627. for your network,
don't you?Copy !req
628. I believe we are now
entitled to explore
other options.Copy !req
629. Thanks for the help,
Gavin.Copy !req
630. And, uh, thanks
for the ice cream.Copy !req
631. We will tell Jeff Bezos
you say hello.Copy !req
632. Yes?
Yes.Copy !req
633. Yes.Copy !req
634. Fuck!Copy !req
635. And we'd be right up here.Copy !req
636. Ooh!
Love the video fireplace.Copy !req
637. Yeah.Copy !req
638. Wow. It's magnificent.Copy !req
639. It's a little bright.Copy !req
640. But I could find
a dark corner to settle into.Copy !req
641. It's great.Copy !req
642. When do these guys move out?Copy !req
643. Oh, no, this isn't our space.Copy !req
644. We're actually
right through here.Copy !req
645. Here we go.Copy !req
646. What do you guys think?Copy !req
647. Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
648. What part of this
would we be renting?Copy !req
649. All of it.Copy !req
650. What?Copy !req
651. Yeah, we're signing
new developers every day.Copy !req
652. That's gonna require hundreds
of new engineers, Richard.Copy !req
653. And the staff
to support them.Copy !req
654. Legal, accounting,
HR, government affairs.Copy !req
655. Whoa. Why would we need that?Copy !req
656. To deal with things
like the NSA.Copy !req
657. They called yesterday.Copy !req
658. They have a lot of
questions about our tech.Copy !req
659. And about inserting a back door.Copy !req
660. We can push back.Copy !req
661. Against the government?Copy !req
662. I don't love that.
I do.Copy !req
663. Do you guys wanna
see the second floor?Copy !req
664. There's another floor?Copy !req
665. There's three more, actually.Copy !req
666. This all used
to be part of Hooli.Copy !req
667. Okay.Copy !req
668. Whoa!Copy !req
669. I know.
It's exciting, right?Copy !req
670. Thank you!Copy !req