1. - That was awesome.
- We just fed our hogsCopy !req
2. to those EndFrame motherfuckers.Copy !req
3. I don't know.Copy !req
4. Oh, shit.Copy !req
5. Richard.Copy !req
6. - I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame.
- Yeah.Copy !req
7. Uh, sorry that that deal
didn't go through, Russ,Copy !req
8. but this bake-off can be huge for us.Copy !req
9. And we should actually get started.
We have a lot of work to do.Copy !req
10. Yeah.Copy !req
11. We have a lot of work to do, Richard.Copy !req
12. A lot.Copy !req
13. We have to drink
this entire bottle of tequila today.Copy !req
14. - What?
- Bake-off, bitch.Copy !req
15. Let's get fucked up. Shots, baby.Copy !req
16. - Uh... I don't... I don't...
- Richard, this is my own brand.Copy !req
17. Tres Comas.Copy !req
18. Do you know what that means in Spanish?Copy !req
19. - Three...
- Nope. Three commas.Copy !req
20. As in, the number I'll haveCopy !req
21. when we are done
kicking the tar out of EndFrameCopy !req
22. and I make that fuck
pile of Intersite money.Copy !req
23. Am I right? Come on, shots.Copy !req
24. - So, you're not mad?
- No, of course not.Copy !req
25. Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll just do one shot.Copy !req
26. We are going to drink to re-billionizing.Copy !req
27. Okay.Copy !req
28. To re-billionizing.Copy !req
29. - To re-billionizing.
- That's it.Copy !req
30. One more?Copy !req
31. Uh...Copy !req
32. Russ...Copy !req
33. We need to pay our lawyers
and we need to pay our engineers,Copy !req
34. so before you go, can you just
write us another check, please?Copy !req
35. What? No, Richard,
giving you money right nowCopy !req
36. is the worst thing I could do for you.Copy !req
37. What? Why? HOW?Copy !req
38. Look what just happened.Copy !req
39. I threatened to walk
and you turned lean and hungry,Copy !req
40. and you clawed your way
into a $15-million deal.Copy !req
41. And when you win this bake-off,
because I gave you no money,Copy !req
42. and I get my third comma back,Copy !req
43. I promise you this, Richard,Copy !req
44. I'm gonna come back here
and you and I are gonna polish offCopy !req
45. this entire motherfucking bottle
of Tres Comas together.Copy !req
46. Put it right up high.Copy !req
47. Come on! Don't leave me hanging.Copy !req
48. That's it! That's how we do business.Copy !req
49. The Nucleus ad buy will be
the largest in our history.Copy !req
50. Awareness of this product
will be unprecedented.Copy !req
51. Yeah. Am I the only one
concerned about overexposure?Copy !req
52. Well, we haven't seen the platform yet,Copy !req
53. but we're planning on slipping Nucleus to
influential tech journalists and bloggers.Copy !req
54. Because, certainly, once
they see Nucleus...Copy !req
55. Sorry, sorry. That strategy
just sounds so inside the box.Copy !req
56. Might it not be more innovative
to shroud Nucleus in mysteryCopy !req
57. until the official rollout next January?Copy !req
58. Gavin, I'm sorry.
Is everything okay with Nucleus?Copy !req
59. We are on schedule, yes?Copy !req
60. Because based on your assurances,Copy !req
61. we've staked substantial resources
on its performance.Copy !req
62. Gentlemen of the board, and Rachel,
listen to me very carefully.Copy !req
63. Nucleus is on track.Copy !req
64. And you have my word that if it fails
to be everything we need it to be,Copy !req
65. someone will be held responsible.Copy !req
66. Me? You want me to come back to Hooli?Copy !req
67. No way. It's too late.
I've accepted MIT's offer of tenure.Copy !req
68. My wife, my children and my mother
are already back in Boston.Copy !req
69. I'm here because I believe in you.Copy !req
70. And because I believe
we didn't believe in you enough before.Copy !req
71. Yeah, you did not.Copy !req
72. XYZ was beneath your talent.
Surely you felt it. I did.Copy !req
73. Why else would I lay it off on Bighetti?Copy !req
74. XYZ is about the distant future.Copy !req
75. But we can't wait for you.Copy !req
76. We need you now, guiding
critical components of our core business.Copy !req
77. Components like Nucleus.Copy !req
78. I'm sorry. Are you offering
to put me in full charge of Nucleus?Copy !req
79. Indeed I am. You and only you.Copy !req
80. You'll get the credit and the glory.Copy !req
81. The name Davis Bannerchek will be
inextricably linked with that of Nucleus.Copy !req
82. I mean, there's a chance no one will know
I had anything to do with it at all.Copy !req
83. Gentlemen, nothing else in the truck. Stop.Copy !req
84. Who's done with
the transcoding workflow? Me.Copy !req
85. Good job, Carla.
Or should I say, "Scrumptious"?Copy !req
86. Because of the board, the scrum board.Copy !req
87. - Oh, I get it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. Or just... I mean, not you.
I mean, you could... You are. Uh...Copy !req
89. Also, thanks to everybody
for forgoing your salary this week.Copy !req
90. Remember, if we win,
bonuses all around, so...Copy !req
91. Go team.Copy !req
92. When we win.Copy !req
93. That is rousing, Richard.Copy !req
94. Yeah, so, when we win it.Copy !req
95. Whoa. Have you guys seen this?Copy !req
96. Seth, the network security guy
from EndFrame,Copy !req
97. just changed his LinkedIn status
to "unemployed."Copy !req
98. No way. You think we got him fired?Copy !req
99. I bet we did. That's awesome.Copy !req
100. Well, we never actually
breached his security.Copy !req
101. Remember we got Marc's login info
and went through the front door?Copy !req
102. So, he didn't actually do anything wrong.Copy !req
103. He worked for EndFrame, the pieces
of shit that stole our algorithm.Copy !req
104. Yeah. So, by the transitive property,
he is, therefore, also a piece of shit.Copy !req
105. Well, the pieces of shit fired him.Copy !req
106. So, his "piece of shit" status is reversed.Copy !req
107. Okay, fine. So, the transitive property
may no longer apply,Copy !req
108. but the reflexive property
states everything is equal to itself.Copy !req
109. So, since he's a piece of shit,
he's a piece of shit.Copy !req
110. Okay, math aside,Copy !req
111. the point I'm trying to make here is
we didn't actually break his code. Okay?Copy !req
112. So, he's getting fired for no reason.Copy !req
113. And I kind of feel bad for the guy.Copy !req
114. He's probably pulling his hair out
somewhere, wondering where he screwed up.Copy !req
115. But he didn't screw up,Copy !req
116. and he'll never know that
for the rest of his life.Copy !req
117. I bet you're right.Copy !req
118. He probably is just
ripping his hair out somewhere.Copy !req
119. I wish I could see that.Copy !req
120. Piece of shit.Copy !req
121. He's a piece of shit.Copy !req
122. Monica?Copy !req
123. Did you forget about
Jian Yang and I's pitch?Copy !req
124. No, I was on my phone.Copy !req
125. You talking to Benson or Hedges?
Am I right?Copy !req
126. - Cigarette company.
- Clever.Copy !req
127. What if I told you
there is an app on the market...Copy !req
128. Not now. No, no, you wait
until you're inside. Okay?Copy !req
129. We haven't even gotten
the bottle of water yet.Copy !req
130. Head in. I'll meet you in there.
I just need to finish this call.Copy !req
131. Sure. Cool with aCopy !req
132. Okay.Copy !req
133. Water.Copy !req
134. What if I told you
there is an app...Copy !req
135. Jian Yang, this is the assistant.
We wait for the boss to pitch.Copy !req
136. The woman you saw outside. Okay?Copy !req
137. Oh, the lady who was smoking? You said no.Copy !req
138. Sorry. Monica was smoking? Cigarettes?Copy !req
139. Cigarettes.Copy !req
140. No, no, no. He's confused. He's Chinese.Copy !req
141. He's talking about this crack-addict
prostitute we saw at the gas station.Copy !req
142. She was smoking cigarettes. So sad.Copy !req
143. Oh.Copy !req
144. Jian Yang, what're you doing?
This is Palo Alto.Copy !req
145. People are lunatics about smoking here.Copy !req
146. We don't enjoy all the freedoms
that you have in China. All right?Copy !req
147. Where people smoke all the time.Copy !req
148. I don't smoke. Except
for special occasions.Copy !req
149. So, you do smoke?Copy !req
150. Wait, have you been smoking in my house?Copy !req
151. No. There's no special occasion
ever happen in your house.Copy !req
152. See this little bald spot on my temple?Copy !req
153. I've literally been
tearing my own hair out.Copy !req
154. I e-mailed Gilfoyle about a dozen times,Copy !req
155. and all he kept sending me
were these photos.Copy !req
156. Some woman choking. Balls.Copy !req
157. Choking. A pair of balls. I get it.
"Choke on my balls." It's like a rebus.Copy !req
158. He's such a dick.Copy !req
159. How the fuck did he get into my system?
At least give me a hint.Copy !req
160. Something. Anything.Copy !req
161. Fuck.Copy !req
162. What if, hypothetically,Copy !req
163. there was a certain CEO in your office that
left his login information on a Post-it,Copy !req
164. and a certain someone took it
and used that to get in?Copy !req
165. Are you saying Gilfoyle
never penetrated my network?Copy !req
166. I'm saying you weren't firedCopy !req
167. because of anything to do
with your security config.Copy !req
168. It wasn't my fault?Copy !req
169. - Oh, my God.
- You know what?Copy !req
170. I'm glad I came here.Copy !req
171. I think it's good
just to get everything out in the open...Copy !req
172. That piece of shit!Copy !req
173. Gilfoyle kept taunting me and taunting me.Copy !req
174. - What're you doing? No, don't call him.
- Hello, Gilfoyle?Copy !req
175. - It's Seth.
- Don't mention me or...Copy !req
176. Richard just told me about the Post-it,
so fuck you!Copy !req
177. You just fucked with the wrong hacker.Copy !req
178. There's... There's kids.Copy !req
179. I'm gonna skullfuck your whole system.
Fuck you, Gilfoyle!Copy !req
180. Fuck you, Richard!
Fuck all of you Pied Piper fucks!Copy !req
181. I actually, don't... I don't know him.
I'm just here by myself.Copy !req
182. Just watching and waiting.Copy !req
183. I love kids. Not like that.Copy !req
184. So...Copy !req
185. Why would you do that?
Why would you go talk to him?Copy !req
186. I don't know, you know.
Face-to-face meetings make things better.Copy !req
187. I just felt bad for the guy,
and he was not doing well.Copy !req
188. I mean, what if I hadn't said anything
and he'd have, you know, killed himself?Copy !req
189. Yeah, well, there's no chance
of that now, is there?Copy !req
190. Richard, you don't seem to understand
what's going on.Copy !req
191. We hacked into EndFrame's system
and stole their specs.Copy !req
192. You can't go traipsing around
to their former employeesCopy !req
193. telling them how we did it
just to make them feel better.Copy !req
194. You're a fucking black hat now.
Act like it.Copy !req
195. - What? I'm a black hat? How am I a black hat?
- Shh!Copy !req
196. EndFrame stole from us first.Copy !req
197. And since the negative of a negative is a
positive, stealing from a thief is okay.Copy !req
198. It's the additive inverse property.Copy !req
199. Math aside, Richard, we're
all black hats now.Copy !req
200. The point is,
what are we gonna do about Seth?Copy !req
201. How do you mean?Copy !req
202. Well, I mean, we have an unemployed
and very pissed off systems guyCopy !req
203. who very publicly threatened
to skullfuck our whole system.Copy !req
204. He's not gonna do shit. He's a coder.Copy !req
205. By definition, we're all pussies.Copy !req
206. Look, he'll vent for half an hour
and then he'll go LARPing and moggingCopy !req
207. and stroke his dick for a while.Copy !req
208. Even if he does try to crack us, Richard,
I built our network security myself.Copy !req
209. - I'm not worried about it at all.
- So, just...Copy !req
210. This doesn't concern you guys?Copy !req
211. Okay, because he said, and I quote,
that he was going to skullfuck us!Copy !req
212. On. Hey. Hi.Copy !req
213. - You have a great daughter.
- Come on, Ashley, let's go.Copy !req
214. Go for Erlich.Copy !req
215. Thanks for outing me.Copy !req
216. You're gay. That explains so much.Copy !req
217. No, outing me for smoking.Copy !req
218. I was heading home when my insane boss
called me into the conference roomCopy !req
219. for some kind of anti-smoking intervention.Copy !req
220. "No one ever died from secondhand heroin."
Yeah, she said that.Copy !req
221. - What did you say?
- I said nothing.Copy !req
222. Jian Yang may have let a little
something slip to your boy Friday,Copy !req
223. but don't worry, I covered with aplomb.Copy !req
224. That little weasel tells Laurie everything.Copy !req
225. On that topic, what did
you think of his app?Copy !req
226. Well, the fundamental idea is sound.Copy !req
227. An app that helps parents
find the least crowded playgrounds.Copy !req
228. Good. So, you understood him.Copy !req
229. The problem is, he's basically created the
perfect tool for pedophiles to find victims.Copy !req
230. Yes, and pedophiles
are typically not early-adopters,Copy !req
231. so we would miss out on that whole market.Copy !req
232. That's problematic.Copy !req
233. Well, we'll tweak it
when we present it to your boss.Copy !req
234. I don't think what I saw
was close to ready for Laurie.Copy !req
235. Oh, really, Monica?Copy !req
236. Well, I'm sorry that your boss
unearthed your filthy little secret,Copy !req
237. but believe it or not,
I actually tried to have your back,Copy !req
238. and I was hoping
you might do the same for me.Copy !req
239. Then again, your judgment is suspect.
You are a smoker.Copy !req
240. I smoke a few cigarettes a week.Copy !req
241. Fine. I'll ask Laurie for five minutes,
but that's it.Copy !req
242. And tell Jian Yang he better bring it.Copy !req
243. Monica, we may never knowCopy !req
244. what indecipherable Chinese province
Jian Yang comes from,Copy !req
245. but I know this much,Copy !req
246. Jian Yang was born to bring it,
and you have got to try women.Copy !req
247. I mean, just give it a...Copy !req
248. I'm sure the work that you have done so far
has been very good.Copy !req
249. But now that I am here,
the real work begins,Copy !req
250. and time is of the essence.Copy !req
251. I'm gonna need status reports
from every department.Copy !req
252. Where are we?Copy !req
253. We have a mobile beta on a HooliPhone.Copy !req
254. You wanna see it?Copy !req
255. Hmm, yeah.Copy !req
256. He quit? What do you mean he quit?Copy !req
257. According to security,
he entered the building at 9:13.Copy !req
258. He met with the Nucleus team for 11 minutes.
Then he used his key card to exit the building.Copy !req
259. Three minutes later, he was clocked at 73
in a 25 zone going past our daycare center.Copy !req
260. He never returned, and he hasn't responded
to our calls or e-mail.Copy !req
261. Gavin, is it possible that
this is a good thing?Copy !req
262. Bannerchek was gonna step in
at the last minuteCopy !req
263. and take a lot of the credit for Nucleus.Copy !req
264. Now the world will know
that you're responsible for Nucleus.Copy !req
265. You and you alone.Copy !req
266. Not now!Copy !req
267. Okay, so, no attempts
to externally access the system? Right?Copy !req
268. No SQLi, XSS, worms, Trojans, nothing?Copy !req
269. Same answer as I gave you
the last three days. No.Copy !req
270. Seth hasn't done shit. We're all good.Copy !req
271. Richard, your paranoia
has become officially tedious.Copy !req
272. Okay, okay. Our platform
is basically built.Copy !req
273. Tomorrow, Intersite is gonna start dumping
100 terabytes of videoCopy !req
274. directly onto our server via fucking FTP.Copy !req
275. We are gonna be the most vulnerable
we've ever been.Copy !req
276. And Seth is out there lurking.Copy !req
277. Just lurking in the darknet ready to pounce,
like an Internet panther, and we don't care.Copy !req
278. Okay, well, frankly,
your lack of paranoia is insane to me.Copy !req
279. Now you're paranoid
that we're not paranoid enough?Copy !req
280. You're para-paranoid, Richard.Copy !req
281. - Where are you going?
- To the kitchen.Copy !req
282. Why are you going together?Copy !req
283. Are you gonna talk about me?Copy !req
284. What're you looking at?
You guys have got a lot of work to do.Copy !req
285. I'm glad you reached out.Copy !req
286. And I want you to know I'm not gonna do any
of those things that I threatened to do.Copy !req
287. Really? Just to be clear,
no skullfucking of any kind?Copy !req
288. No. I guess I just needed to vent.Copy !req
289. Actually, I was pretty worried
that you were gonna do something crazy.Copy !req
290. You can relax.Copy !req
291. And please tell Gilfoyle
I'm sorry for what I said,Copy !req
292. and that he can relax, too.Copy !req
293. Uh...Copy !req
294. You don't have to worry about Gilfoyle.
He couldn't have cared less.Copy !req
295. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. You know, I gotta be honest.
I mean, I'm really glad I came back here.Copy !req
297. I mean, Dinesh and Gilfoyle
obviously said it was a bad idea,Copy !req
298. especially given what happened.Copy !req
299. But this just really restores my faith that
face-to-face meetings are the way to...Copy !req
300. That smug cocksucker
didn't think I had the skillsCopy !req
301. to break into his system,
that motherfucker.Copy !req
302. What? What are you... Don't...
Who are you calling?Copy !req
303. - Hello, Gilfoyle. It's Seth again.
- Hey, don't mention that I...Copy !req
304. Richard here just told me
you're not afraid of me.Copy !req
305. Well, you know what
I'm gonna do to you now, motherfucker?Copy !req
306. Get out our here. Scatter. Scatter.Copy !req
307. I'm skullfucking the shit out
of your system this time.Copy !req
308. How you like me now, you cocksucking,
motherfucking piece of shit?Copy !req
309. In our initial build,Copy !req
310. we realized that the same
Geo-tagging technologyCopy !req
311. that could be used to locate
uncrowded playgroundsCopy !req
312. could also be used to prey on children,
our greatest natural resource,Copy !req
313. by one of
society's worst elements, pedophiles.Copy !req
314. The pedophile facing nature of the app
would present marketing pain points. Yes.Copy !req
315. But under Monica's guidance,Copy !req
316. we realized the same technology
could also be usedCopy !req
317. to create a real-time, crowd-sourced map
of an even worse segment of the population.Copy !req
318. - Worse than pedophiles?
- Smokers.Copy !req
319. Oh.Copy !req
320. Because, let's face it,
no one's ever died of secondhand heroin.Copy !req
321. True.Copy !req
322. True.Copy !req
323. With our app, users can
locate and thus avoidCopy !req
324. these self-indulgent,
self-destructive, negligent monsters.Copy !req
325. - Negligent?
- Yeah.Copy !req
326. We call it "Smokation."Copy !req
327. It's a clever hybrid
of "smoker" and "location."Copy !req
328. It's interesting.Copy !req
329. It's interesting.Copy !req
330. Well done. Well done.Copy !req
331. So, what kind of term sheet
do you think she's gonna lay on us?Copy !req
332. There's a lot of work to do,Copy !req
333. but you certainly knew
how to play to your audience.Copy !req
334. So, I'd say it looks good.Copy !req
335. Oh!Copy !req
336. Today is a great day.Copy !req
337. What is he doing?Copy !req
338. Special occasion.Copy !req
339. - Oh, shit.
- You...Copy !req
340. You brought cigarettes in here?Copy !req
341. No, I take from her purse.Copy !req
342. Well, this is it.Copy !req
343. Our pants are basically around our ankles
until this transfer is done. Anything?Copy !req
344. Again, no. Nothing.Copy !req
345. Okay. Well, did you sweep for...Copy !req
346. Unauthorized kernel modules, yes.Copy !req
347. I even purged
the entire server hypervisor again.Copy !req
348. I know we are vulnerable, right
now, but, Richard, we're covered, okay?Copy !req
349. We severed the prod and Dev net.Copy !req
350. Look, you made us put our phones
in a fucking Faraday cage.Copy !req
351. We even killed the Wi-Fi and reverted back
to this Stone Age hard line Ethernet switch.Copy !req
352. Look at all this shit. Are we in the '90s?Copy !req
353. Richard, no one is cracking our transfer.Copy !req
354. Not Seth, not some rogue nuclear state,
not Sk3wl of fucking ROOt.Copy !req
355. No one.Copy !req
356. And in two hours and 47 minutes,
when we've pulled all of Intersite's dataCopy !req
357. onto our servers, we're golden,
so just chill the fuck out.Copy !req
358. Do another Weissman test
to make yourself feel better.Copy !req
359. I just did.Copy !req
360. Still at 5.1?Copy !req
361. Uh... Actually, 5.2.Copy !req
362. - Holy shit, dude. That's blazing.
- Hmm.Copy !req
363. Wait, so, we're actually
gonna win this thing.Copy !req
364. I don't know.
Ask me again in two hours and 46 minutes.Copy !req
365. Hey, quit all the
fucking and let me in.Copy !req
366. - Hey, come on, why's the door locked?
- Coming.Copy !req
367. - Are you afraid you're gonna get raped?
- Jared, don't...Copy !req
368. What? You're locking the door now?
You don't answer my texts. What the fuck?Copy !req
369. Russ, we're at a pretty critical juncture
right now, so...Copy !req
370. What's that?Copy !req
371. That is pornography,
thousands of hours of it.Copy !req
372. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
373. Russ, tomorrow, I would be happy
to walk this through with you.Copy !req
374. Okay. No, no, I'm out of here.
Just answer me this, are we good?Copy !req
375. Uh, yes. The platform is running great.Copy !req
376. But it's just really fragile right now
and we have a lot to focus on.Copy !req
377. So, again, probably tomorrow would be...Copy !req
378. Fine, fine, but after we have tequila.Copy !req
379. - What?
- Shots, boys.Copy !req
380. - I'm in.
- No, no one's in.Copy !req
381. What are... We're not
doing shots right now.Copy !req
382. Richard, come on, quit being such a pussy
and have some tequila with your money guy.Copy !req
383. You're not our money guy.Copy !req
384. I'm not your money guy. Since when?Copy !req
385. Since you stopped giving us money, asshole.Copy !req
386. Who's an asshole? I forced you to get lean.Copy !req
387. No. You forced us to hack EndFrame
and break the law.Copy !req
388. And now, like it or not,
I'm a fucking black hat.Copy !req
389. But that's okay. That's okay. That's cool.Copy !req
390. We're gonna win this bake-offCopy !req
391. and pay you enough money
to go away forever.Copy !req
392. So, take your shitty tequilaCopy !req
393. and your shitty jeans
with fucking metal chunks on them,Copy !req
394. and get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
395. Wow. That's...Copy !req
396. That's harsh.Copy !req
397. First of all, this is not shitty tequila.
This is very good tequila.Copy !req
398. 400-year-old family-run distillery.
Super high-end shit.Copy !req
399. But I guess what really bums me out
is I thought we got each other.Copy !req
400. You know, you were my guys, you know?Copy !req
401. That guy-Copy !req
402. Bin Laden.Copy !req
403. He fucks.Copy !req
404. You know what's hard
about being a billionaire, Richard?Copy !req
405. You never know if someone
likes you for you or for your money.Copy !req
406. And I guess, with you, it was all
about the money, wasn't it, Richard?Copy !req
407. Don't you worry, I'll leave, and I'll even
leave you the tequila because that's who I am.Copy !req
408. But before I go,Copy !req
409. I want you to come outside
and see something. It's a gift.Copy !req
410. Come on outside, everybody.
Just... I won't waste your time.Copy !req
411. Just for a second.Copy !req
412. No way.Copy !req
413. A McLaren 650$ Spider.Copy !req
414. Yup, just like the one I had to sell
when I dropped below aCopy !req
415. Billion.Copy !req
416. What do you think, Richard? You like it?Copy !req
417. Uh, wow! Uh...Copy !req
418. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
419. You got this for me?Copy !req
420. What?Copy !req
421. No, I... It's for me. I
bought this for myself.Copy !req
422. To celebrate you guys
helping me get back to a billion.Copy !req
423. That's why I came here, to show it to you.
To say thank you. I'm not an asshole.Copy !req
424. - You drove here with a bow on it?
- No, I put it on after I parked.Copy !req
425. I don't understand.Copy !req
426. You got yourself a gift
to prove that you're not an asshole?Copy !req
427. Right.Copy !req
428. Sorry. Hello.Copy !req
429. This is Eshwar Singh, the CTO of Intersite.Copy !req
430. What the fuck are you doing?
You're deleting all my data.Copy !req
431. What the hell? What the hell?Copy !req
432. - Fuck, I'm locked out of the system.
- So am I.Copy !req
433. - We all are.
- It's just deleting everything.Copy !req
434. You motherfuckers!Copy !req
435. It's fucking Seth.
Gilfoyle, you said you had this.Copy !req
436. I thought I did. I don't...
This is fucking impossible!Copy !req
437. You guys are killing me.
I'm losing hundreds of hours of content.Copy !req
438. Yeah, well, we got hacked. So, pull
the plug. Shut it down on your end.Copy !req
439. I can't. The disk is spinning at 100%
and I don't have access.Copy !req
440. Now it's basically a fucking fork bomb,
and you locked me out of my own system.Copy !req
441. Okay, Carla, shut it down.Copy !req
442. None of the system
shortcuts are responding.Copy !req
443. Can't even SIGKILL the transfer.Copy !req
444. It's like all of our keyboards are locked.Copy !req
445. Okay, fucking...
Eshwar, I can't really problem solve thisCopy !req
446. and talk to you on the phone
at the same time, so...Copy !req
447. Don't you dare fucking hang up on...Copy !req
448. How the fuck did Seth do this?Copy !req
449. Well, you said he was harmless.Copy !req
450. Obviously I was wrong.
He must be inside as root.Copy !req
451. It's like he's right here in this house
melting us down.Copy !req
452. Can you guys just shut the fuck up?
I'm trying to sleep.Copy !req
453. Why the fuck would you smoke
immediately after an anti-smoking pitch?Copy !req
454. - Why would you do that? Why?
- It's a special occasion.Copy !req
455. Go to your room! Fuck!Copy !req
456. My keyboard
isn't hooked up to anything...Copy !req
457. Seth is single-handedly
fucking the future of this companyCopy !req
458. and there's nothing we can do about it!Copy !req
459. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop.Copy !req
460. It just stopped deleting.Copy !req
461. Hey, guys.Copy !req
462. I think it's this.Copy !req
463. - What the fuck?
- It's happening again.Copy !req
464. - No, no, no! Stop doing that!
- Take it off! Take it off!Copy !req
465. Huh.Copy !req
466. The Tres Comas bottle was on
the delete key. It was...Copy !req
467. The corner of it.Copy !req
468. It was just... it just got on there.Copy !req
469. That's not great, but...Copy !req
470. Good now. Here you go.Copy !req
471. I'm gonna...Copy !req
472. I gotta go.Copy !req
473. Did we delete over 9,000 hours
of your premium content?Copy !req
474. Yes, we did.Copy !req
475. And that is bad, certainly.Copy !req
476. But the way we did it.Copy !req
477. See, our compression
is so incredibly powerfulCopy !req
478. that we were able to delete all those filesCopy !req
479. at a rate that until now was unthinkable.Copy !req
480. If we're considering just raw speed.Copy !req
481. So, uh, just bear in mind,Copy !req
482. you know, when making your final decision,Copy !req
483. had EndFrame accidentally
put a tequila bottle on their delete key,Copy !req
484. I guarantee, they would have struggled to
delete half the amount of files that we did.Copy !req
485. At best.Copy !req
486. Or worst. I could also...Copy !req
487. I could... I...Copy !req
488. - Ended up being the worst.
- Worst.Copy !req
489. - Definitely.
- Yeah.Copy !req
490. But you know what? Um...Copy !req
491. I...Copy !req
492. I'm actually glad
that we came here today, all of us,Copy !req
493. because this is good.Copy !req
494. Because now more than ever, in these times,Copy !req
495. meeting face-to-face...Copy !req
496. Get out.Copy !req
497. - All of us or just...
- Now. All of you.Copy !req
498. Okay.Copy !req
499. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
500. I would be remiss if I didn't mention thatCopy !req
501. your sites are some of my
primary destinations...Copy !req
502. - Out.
- Okay.Copy !req
503. http://hiqve.com/Copy !req