1. Hey, welcome
to endframe.Copy !req
2. Yes, hi. Would you—
just tell your bossCopy !req
3. That the ceo of pied piper
is here to see them?Copy !req
4. That's the company
that they ripped off.Copy !req
5. Sure.
And your name is, sir?Copy !req
6. Erlich bachman.Copy !req
7. No. I'm richard hendricks.
I'm the ceo.Copy !req
8. Oh, really?
Yes.Copy !req
9. Why would you assume
that he's the ceo?Copy !req
10. Well, he's...
No reason.Copy !req
11. Um... The guys are in a staff
meeting right now though.Copy !req
12. They should be
out shortly.Copy !req
13. Would you guys like some
water while you wait?Copy !req
14. We have four flavors,Copy !req
15. And the cartons are made
from locally sourced
organic—Copy !req
16. Yeah, we get it. You're
funded, so...Copy !req
17. They're good.Copy !req
18. The market has been
exceptionally volatile lately.Copy !req
19. As a result...Copy !req
20. Many of the very aggressive
positions we took...Copy !req
21. At your specific request
have performed poorly.Copy !req
22. Very, very poorly.Copy !req
23. Do you understand?Copy !req
24. Yeah. Would you fuck her?Copy !req
25. If I weren't married,
I suppose...Copy !req
26. But, russ,
as your business manager,Copy !req
27. I need to tell you
something,Copy !req
28. And you're not
going to like it.Copy !req
29. At all.Copy !req
30. So, what's the plan
here, richard?Copy !req
31. We're not gonna, like,
fight them, right?Copy !req
32. Uh... No, no. I don't...
I just...Copy !req
33. I mean, we got
to do something.Copy !req
34. Even if it's just
yelling at them...Copy !req
35. Telling them that they're not
gonna get away with this.Copy !req
36. But you know
they are, right?Copy !req
37. Well, not if I have
anything to do about it.Copy !req
38. But you sort of don't.Copy !req
39. I support you, richard,
no matter how futile
the effort.Copy !req
40. Thanks.Copy !req
41. Look who just
right-swiped me on tinder.Copy !req
42. Karen.Copy !req
43. She's cute.Copy !req
44. Says here that she's looking
for a man on the go.Copy !req
45. You don't "go"
anywhere.Copy !req
46. What, are you getting
that res on 4g?Copy !req
47. She's cute, right?
Wow.Copy !req
48. Yoyodyne wi-fi?Copy !req
49. That's the company
next door.Copy !req
50. Why is their wi-fi password
saved on your phone, dinesh?Copy !req
51. Huh? Um...Copy !req
52. I have a friend
who works there.Copy !req
53. Friend?Copy !req
54. What friend?
You don't have
any friends.Copy !req
55. Maroush davidson jones.Copy !req
56. Okay, fine. Fine.
You got me.Copy !req
57. A couple of weeks back,
I went on a few
interviews, okay?Copy !req
58. And yoyodyne
was one of them.Copy !req
59. Jesus. Back off.Copy !req
60. Outed by wi-fi.Copy !req
61. It was when you said
you were selling to hooli...Copy !req
62. And you know, as soon
as you went with russ,
I blew them off.Copy !req
63. You know what? Fuck this.Copy !req
64. I'm not waiting anymore.
I'm going in there.Copy !req
65. Mr. Bachman's walking back
to you now.Copy !req
66. That's not my name.
My name is richard hendricks.Copy !req
67. Hey, remember us?Copy !req
68. Oh. Hey, guys.
What's up?Copy !req
69. You know what you did.Copy !req
70. Okay? I saw
your live stream.Copy !req
71. Okay? I saw
your "algorithm."Copy !req
72. That's mine.
You stole it.Copy !req
73. Stole? We asked you
guys some questions
a while back...Copy !req
74. And you were
very helpful.Copy !req
75. See? Look. These, the photos.
These are the photos.Copy !req
76. This is proof that you
stole it from us.Copy !req
77. No, those photos prove
that you gave it to us.Copy !req
78. Well, you're stealing
it all wrong.Copy !req
79. I mean, this is how you're
gonna build the code book?Copy !req
80. Honestly?
This is bush-league.Copy !req
81. And look at all
these redundancies.Copy !req
82. I mean, look, if you're gonna
build it like that...Copy !req
83. Richard, no.
Richard.Copy !req
84. Ugh...Copy !req
85. Hey, pen down,
dumbledorf.Copy !req
86. Suffice to say...Copy !req
87. There is something somewhere
on this board...Copy !req
88. That is gonna strangle
you at scale.Copy !req
89. Don't write that down.
Stop.Copy !req
90. Here me when I say this.Copy !req
91. Your tech is always gonna
be worse than ours.Copy !req
92. That's fine.Copy !req
93. How is that fine?Copy !req
94. 'cause we have a finished
platform and you don't.Copy !req
95. Which means,
we're the only...Copy !req
96. Middle-out company
currently in the marketplace.Copy !req
97. And that's enough
for my sales team.Copy !req
98. Your what?Copy !req
99. This is our sales team.Copy !req
100. Okay.Copy !req
101. Hear that sound, buddy?Copy !req
102. That's the sound of us
leaving you in the dust.Copy !req
103. Gentlemen of the
hooli board... And lady,Copy !req
104. Question, what is failure?Copy !req
105. To the ignorant or those in
conventional industries,Copy !req
106. The recent nucleus glitch
may seem a failure...Copy !req
107. Purely in the negative sense.Copy !req
108. But we, in this valley,
all know that "failures"
just like this one...Copy !req
109. Are really
stepping stones.Copy !req
110. To bring us the iphone,Copy !req
111. Steve jobs first
had to bring us...Copy !req
112. The newton.Copy !req
113. To bring us facebook...Copy !req
114. Mark zuckerberg also
had to bring us wirehog.Copy !req
115. Before he brought us digg,
kevin rose...Copy !req
116. Had to bring us a whole
lot of useless things...Copy !req
117. And after digg as well,
for that matter.Copy !req
118. The point being...Copy !req
119. What those in dying
business sectors
call failure,Copy !req
120. We, in tech, know
to be pre-greatness.Copy !req
121. Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
122. Are you telling us
that the disastrous resultsCopy !req
123. Of your nucleus live stream
are a good thing?Copy !req
124. No, I'm not
telling you that.Copy !req
125. History
is telling you that.Copy !req
126. Please, gavin, enough spin.Copy !req
127. A misstep of that magnitude,
there's no excuse.Copy !req
128. It's not like we can tell
the shareholdersCopy !req
129. You've suddenly added
new functionality.Copy !req
130. Haven't I?Copy !req
131. Have you?Copy !req
132. We weren't told
about this.Copy !req
133. If I told you about it,Copy !req
134. It wouldn't exactly be
a secret function.Copy !req
135. Now, would it?Copy !req
136. Secret function?Copy !req
137. Are you saying you've addedCopy !req
138. Something new
to the nucleus platform?Copy !req
139. Imagine if you will...Copy !req
140. A function
so game-changing,Copy !req
141. That its integration
into nucleusCopy !req
142. Will justify any miscue
in the platform's roll out.Copy !req
143. Imagine, if you will,
a function so game-changing,Copy !req
144. That its integration
into nucleusCopy !req
145. Will justify any miscue
in the platform's roll out.Copy !req
146. Seriously, imagine it,Copy !req
147. And do it quickly.Copy !req
148. You were all brought here
to generate moonshots.Copy !req
149. I need a moonshot now.Copy !req
150. If there's any greatness
in any of you at all,Copy !req
151. Now is the time
to access it.Copy !req
152. Please don't disappoint me.Copy !req
153. Please, please, please
don't disappoint me.Copy !req
154. Maybe start after lunch?Copy !req
155. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
156. Hello? Russ?Copy !req
157. Oh, my god.
Is that shit?Copy !req
158. Oh...
Is there dog
shit on the floor?Copy !req
159. Yes, it's shit.Copy !req
160. God!Copy !req
161. What happened
to your painting?Copy !req
162. That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.Copy !req
163. I've got some bad news,Copy !req
164. And you're gonna
hear it eventually,Copy !req
165. So you might as well
hear it from me.Copy !req
166. Sit down.Copy !req
167. My accountant has
informed me that, uh...Copy !req
168. I'm financially ruined.Copy !req
169. Holy shit. How?Copy !req
170. Because of a series of...Copy !req
171. Bad investments
that my fucking money guyCopy !req
172. Let me talk him into,Copy !req
173. I've managed to lose
over $200 million.Copy !req
174. Wait. Didn't you start out
with $1.2 billion?Copy !req
175. I mean, you're not
exactly broke, right?Copy !req
176. I might as well be.Copy !req
177. $986 million?Copy !req
178. I'm not a billionaire
anymore, richard.Copy !req
179. I'm a nine-hundred-
and-eighty-sixionaire,Copy !req
180. Which isn't even
a fucking thing.Copy !req
181. I'm out
of the three comma club.Copy !req
182. Functionally,
I'm just like you.Copy !req
183. Jesus, fuck,
that's depressing.Copy !req
184. Right. But you're still,
basically, a billionaire.Copy !req
185. Not if you round down.Copy !req
186. If you round down,
I have zero billion.Copy !req
187. "forbes" has taken me off
their billionaire's list.Copy !req
188. Instead, they'll probably
put me on their...Copy !req
189. Close-but-no-cigar list,Copy !req
190. Which is ironic because
I smoke a fuck ton of cigars.Copy !req
191. Why the fuck do I buy
so many cigars?Copy !req
192. I remember the second
I became a billionaire.Copy !req
193. I was ass-naked
sitting right there,Copy !req
194. Just clicking and refreshing,
clicking and refreshing,Copy !req
195. Watching my stock rise.
And when it happened,Copy !req
196. I popped a rod so fast,
I went blind for
a full minute.Copy !req
197. Nutted all over
those cushions.Copy !req
198. I was the king.Copy !req
199. Now look at me.Copy !req
200. Two shitty fucking commas.Copy !req
201. I had to sell my mclaren.Copy !req
202. Yeah, but there's a maserati
in the driveway.Copy !req
203. Who gives a fuck?Copy !req
204. That has doors
that open like this.Copy !req
205. Not like this.Copy !req
206. Or like this.Copy !req
207. So it's all fucked.Copy !req
208. Well, it's not all fucked.Copy !req
209. You did save $50,000
not paying for the
charity ball ticketsCopy !req
210. That you gave me.Copy !req
211. Quite an embarrassing
moment for jian-yang
and I.Copy !req
212. What? Richard, listen,
my accountants tell me...Copy !req
213. I need you to start
throwing off cashCopy !req
214. As quickly
as possible, okay?Copy !req
215. But you said
generating revenueCopy !req
216. Was exactly what
we shouldn't be doing.Copy !req
217. But now that I'm spelling
billion with an "m,"Copy !req
218. I'm saying
do the exact opposite.Copy !req
219. I need you to come back
to me in 24 hoursCopy !req
220. And bring me a proposal that
turns the entire operationCopy !req
221. Into a sales-based model,Copy !req
222. Just like you told me
those assholes over
at endframe have.Copy !req
223. You're gonna dig me out
of this hole, richard.Copy !req
224. What?
You said it yourself.Copy !req
225. Endframe is built to grab
a bunch of cash quickly,Copy !req
226. And that's what I need.
Uh...Copy !req
227. Dad, where is mom?Copy !req
228. Your mom is with
her friend philippe.Copy !req
229. They're in napa.
She's gonna be
a few hours.Copy !req
230. These guys are gonna
watch you, okay?Copy !req
231. Watch out for
the dog shit.
Okay?Copy !req
232. I gotta hit the road.Copy !req
233. Daddy's going to vegas.Copy !req
234. Flying in a rented
citation ultra.Copy !req
235. Fuck me!Copy !req
236. Hello.Copy !req
237. Uh... Hey, buddy.Copy !req
238. Russ wants us
to convert to a sales model?Copy !req
239. That's just not possible.Copy !req
240. I mean, you saw the size
of that team at endframe.Copy !req
241. There were 40 people
in that room?Copy !req
242. Right.Copy !req
243. Even if we fired
all of the engineers
that we just hired...Copy !req
244. Looking good.Copy !req
245. Keep at it, claude.Copy !req
246. Absolutely.
Your jobs are not at risk.Copy !req
247. That's very comforting.Copy !req
248. Even if we adjusted
our workforceCopy !req
249. And hired
sales people instead,Copy !req
250. Service level agreements like
that are enormously complex,Copy !req
251. They take a huge number
of man hours.Copy !req
252. There's no way we
could find clients,
negotiate terms,Copy !req
253. And push deals
out the funnel
fast enoughCopy !req
254. To yield real cash
anytime soon.Copy !req
255. We're just
not built for it.Copy !req
256. Right. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
257. Oh, karen
posted another photo.Copy !req
258. Sending it
to you right now.Copy !req
259. Wait. Why does it say
"sent from my iphone"
at the bottom?Copy !req
260. You just sent this
from your computer.Copy !req
261. It's so that I seem likeCopy !req
262. I'm an out-and-about
kind of person.Copy !req
263. I put that
in the signatureCopy !req
264. And then in the body,
I'll write fun stuff,Copy !req
265. Like, "I'm at the opening
of a secret restaurant."Copy !req
266. Or, "I'm watching 'jaws'
at the pool of an old hotel."Copy !req
267. You know, keep it fun,
vague, mysterious.Copy !req
268. It is a mystery why you think
you'll ever see a woman naked.Copy !req
269. Dinesh, do you want
a piece of advice?Copy !req
270. No, thank you.
Okay, I...Copy !req
271. I know karen
is out of my league.Copy !req
272. Okay? She's practically
not my species.Copy !req
273. I'm a guppy, and I'm trying
to mate with a dolphin.Copy !req
274. You guys are bottom-feeders.Copy !req
275. You're like the fish that swim
into other fish's mouthsCopy !req
276. And eat bacteria
off their teeth.Copy !req
277. There's no such fish.
You made that fish up.Copy !req
278. Okay, it's an analogy.Copy !req
279. I'm not gonna debateCopy !req
280. The existence
of the literal
fish with you,Copy !req
281. 'cause it's not relevant.
Well good, 'cause
it doesn't exist.Copy !req
282. That is a real fish.Copy !req
283. Why don't you just
send emails,Copy !req
284. From your actual iphone?Copy !req
285. It's all the way
in my room.Copy !req
286. Wait, so you are trying
to convince this girlCopy !req
287. That you run
half-marathons,Copy !req
288. But you won't walk
halfway across this houseCopy !req
289. To get your iphone?Copy !req
290. Basically.Copy !req
291. Hi. Is there a...
A russ...Copy !req
292. Boy genius, what's up?Copy !req
293. Hey, russ, uh...Copy !req
294. Look, I've run the numbers
50 different ways,Copy !req
295. And I just don't know
how I'm gonna convert...Copy !req
296. You don't need to know.
I don't pay you to know.Copy !req
297. Know what?Copy !req
298. That's right.
I know, you don't know.Copy !req
299. I don't know what you know.
No, you don't know,Copy !req
300. 'cause I figured it out.Copy !req
301. You know what?
It's what I do.Copy !req
302. I put radio
on the internet.Copy !req
303. I'm putting the third
comma back into
my net worth,Copy !req
304. And you don't have
to do jack shit.Copy !req
305. Thanks. Come on, let's get
some food. I'm starving.Copy !req
306. Do you want your...Copy !req
307. Richard, hey.Copy !req
308. Good to see you again.Copy !req
309. What is this?Copy !req
310. This is the solution.Copy !req
311. They're not a competitor
if you're a part
of them, right?Copy !req
312. Hmm.
Pied piper is gonna
merge with endframe.Copy !req
313. I mean, seriously,
I'm a genius, right?Copy !req
314. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where the fuck
are you going?Copy !req
315. You're gonna
blow this deal.Copy !req
316. You cannot be serious.Copy !req
317. Those are the guys who
ripped off my algorithm,Copy !req
318. Which they totally
fucked up, by the way.Copy !req
319. Okay, so now
you can fix it.Copy !req
320. Y-you give them
a better algorithm,Copy !req
321. They'll give you
a killer sales team.Copy !req
322. And in exchange for
bringing you to them,Copy !req
323. They give me a big fat buyout
of my stake in your company.Copy !req
324. I'm that much closer
to re-billionizing.Copy !req
325. Those guys are clowns.Copy !req
326. Clowns with commitments
worth millions.Copy !req
327. Did you know they have a deal
on the table with intersite?Copy !req
328. Intersite? The porn
company? Really?Copy !req
329. I know. Awesome, right?Copy !req
330. And they've done
months of hard work.Copy !req
331. All you have to do is show up
and compress shit.Copy !req
332. The answer is no.Copy !req
333. Wrong. You do this deal,
or I pull your funding.Copy !req
334. Well, you can't pull
funding because we
have a contract, so...Copy !req
335. Oh, we have a contract?Copy !req
336. We have a fucking
contract, richard?Copy !req
337. You wanna know what I have?Copy !req
338. A fucking car whose doors
open like this.Copy !req
339. Not like this,
not like this.Copy !req
340. These are not the doors
of a billionaire, richard.Copy !req
341. Fuck you!Copy !req
342. Fuck you in the ass.Copy !req
343. So you wanna
sue russ hanneman?Copy !req
344. Yeah. Yeah,
we had a contract.Copy !req
345. He promised to give us
$5 millionCopy !req
346. And now
he's welshing.Copy !req
347. And you wanna
sue endframe?Copy !req
348. Yes, because
they stole our ip.Copy !req
349. Before or... After
you gave it to 'em?Copy !req
350. Okay, we were
tricked, so...Copy !req
351. Richie, you're not a guyCopy !req
352. That should be worried
about suing people.Copy !req
353. You need to be worried
about the guy at hooliCopy !req
354. Who's suing you.Copy !req
355. If you don't mount
a vigorous legal defense,Copy !req
356. Then you lose to
gavin belson by default.Copy !req
357. And you are stamped
"property of hooli."Copy !req
358. You let hanneman walk,Copy !req
359. How you plan on
paying these cats?Copy !req
360. I just paid them 80 grand.Copy !req
361. As a retainer.Copy !req
362. That retains them.Copy !req
363. Now you gotta pay them.Copy !req
364. Hold on. So I just paid
them $80,000...Copy !req
365. For the right
to pay them more?Copy !req
366. Yeah.Copy !req
367. Fucking lawyers, man. Right?Copy !req
368. Like it or not, richie,
you're stuck with hanneman.Copy !req
369. I mean, technically,
it's not even a merger.Copy !req
370. Endframe just absorbs you,
and you're gone.Copy !req
371. Right. So, basically,
we end up working
for endframeCopy !req
372. After giving them
our idea,Copy !req
373. Which was way better
than theirs,Copy !req
374. And they end up making
more money than us.Copy !req
375. Fuck that. Assholes.Copy !req
376. Fucking king-sized assholes.Copy !req
377. Butt-holes indeed.Copy !req
378. What if we
didn't do that?Copy !req
379. What if, instead, we got
our own client like
endframe has,Copy !req
380. A porn company
or something?Copy !req
381. That's not really how
it works, gilfoyle.Copy !req
382. You can't just
go get a client.Copy !req
383. Why not?
'cause it's not that easy.Copy !req
384. Why not?Copy !req
385. 'cause endframe worked
that intersite deal
for months,Copy !req
386. Kicking every detail
of the contractCopy !req
387. And sla back and forth,Copy !req
388. Promising tons
of custom features.Copy !req
389. And you can't just
make that stuff up.Copy !req
390. What if I didn't
have to make it up?Copy !req
391. What if I had
every detailCopy !req
392. Of their deal on my computer
right in front of me?Copy !req
393. I'm sorry, um...Copy !req
394. Are you just
asking what if...Copy !req
395. Or do you actually have
this information?Copy !req
396. Gilfoyle, please don't
tell me...Copy !req
397. That you hacked into
endframe's system.Copy !req
398. Okay.
I won't tell you that.Copy !req
399. W-well, did you
hack into it or not?Copy !req
400. My feeling is...Copy !req
401. If you're the ceo
of a companyCopy !req
402. And you're dumb enough
to leave your login infoCopy !req
403. On a post-it note
on your desk,Copy !req
404. While the people
that you fucking ripped offCopy !req
405. Are physically in your
office, it's not a hack.Copy !req
406. It's barely
social engineering.Copy !req
407. It's more like
natural selection.Copy !req
408. Fucking ninja.Copy !req
409. Okay. I was not in the room
while this was happening.Copy !req
410. This is way
over the line.Copy !req
411. This is crazy illegal.Copy !req
412. We're not trading on
stolen information.
It's not worth it.Copy !req
413. What if it was worth it?Copy !req
414. It's not, so...Copy !req
415. Gilfoyle, uh, hypothetically,
how much is it worth?Copy !req
416. $15 million.Copy !req
417. What?
Holy shit!Copy !req
418. Okay, I was definitely
not in the room while
this happened.Copy !req
419. I've got it all right here
with a bow on it—Copy !req
420. Delivery dates,
benchmarks.Copy !req
421. They're promising
to deliverCopy !req
422. High-quality
4k streaming videoCopy !req
423. At 20 megabits per second.Copy !req
424. That's it?
That's dog shit.Copy !req
425. If we can put
a half-decent buildCopy !req
426. Of our platform
in front of intersite,Copy !req
427. I mean, we can shark this
15 mil right out from
under endframe.Copy !req
428. I... I don't understand.Copy !req
429. How does intersite
have all this money
to throw around?Copy !req
430. It's pornography, richard.Copy !req
431. Adult content
has driven moreCopy !req
432. Important tech adaption
than anything.Copy !req
433. The first fiction
ever published on
a printing pressCopy !req
434. Was an erotic tale.Copy !req
435. And from there,
it was super 8 film...Copy !req
436. Polaroid, home video, digital,
video on demand...Copy !req
437. Credit card
verification systems,
snapchat.Copy !req
438. Pornography accounts for
37% of all internet traffic.Copy !req
439. 38 when I'm on it.Copy !req
440. Reducing intersite server
load by a tiny fraction,Copy !req
441. Could save them
tens of millions
of dollars a year.Copy !req
442. Hundreds.Copy !req
443. $15 million is only like
six hours of intersite
cdn bill, right?Copy !req
444. But to us, that...Copy !req
445. I mean, we could settle
out with russ,Copy !req
446. Pay our legal fees,Copy !req
447. Have plenty of runway
to get us to ces.Copy !req
448. Minor detail.
This is stealing.Copy !req
449. You mean like lying
and telling someoneCopy !req
450. That you want to fund
their company,Copy !req
451. And then taking their tech
when they meet with you?Copy !req
452. Like that kind of stealing?Copy !req
453. You wanted to do
something, richard.Copy !req
454. This is something.Copy !req
455. It's time to walk
the left-hand path, richard.Copy !req
456. The statistics here are clear.Copy !req
457. Protecting existing
revenue streams...Copy !req
458. In the current climate
is no longer a viable option.Copy !req
459. We must run forward
simply to stay in place,Copy !req
460. By doing what the adult
industry has always
done, lead.Copy !req
461. Pioneering
cutting-edge interfacesCopy !req
462. Across new device platforms
like oculus and iwhackCopy !req
463. Will be the key to our
survival as an industry.Copy !req
464. And based on their recent
investment patterns,Copy !req
465. Tech leaders such as
facebook agree.Copy !req
466. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the future.Copy !req
467. What is that on your
computer screen? A fractal?Copy !req
468. No, it's just pictures of art
I've been sending karenCopy !req
469. From my mobile phone
which is charging over there.Copy !req
470. I told her I just
got back fromCopy !req
471. A gallery opening
in hunter's point.Copy !req
472. Who painted
that disappointment?Copy !req
473. Jaden, age five.Copy !req
474. I got it from his montessori
school website.Copy !req
475. He's not online,
he's never gonna find out.Copy !req
476. What?Copy !req
477. Crimes against children—Copy !req
478. Really, so easy
to get away with.Copy !req
479. Oh, another text
from karen.Copy !req
480. "in your 'hood.
Can I come over?Copy !req
481. "idk. Too soon,
question mark."Copy !req
482. Fuck.Copy !req
483. What's the issue?Copy !req
484. This is what you want.Copy !req
485. You know, it's... The place
is so dirty right now.Copy !req
486. Probably another day
is best for such activity?Copy !req
487. Um, should I tell her I'm out
getting ethiopian tapas?Copy !req
488. I don't see
what the problem is here.Copy !req
489. She wants to come over,
and she acknowledged
that it's too soon.Copy !req
490. You've basically done
the deed...Copy !req
491. Which for you is...Copy !req
492. Ejaculating in your own pants
all over your leg...Copy !req
493. And then
apologizing profusely.Copy !req
494. Just maintain eye contact,Copy !req
495. Light some scented candles
and throw in some sade.Copy !req
496. The early stuff, though,Copy !req
497. Before her arrangements
got too baroque.Copy !req
498. Okay, that is sad.Copy !req
499. I can do this.
Um...Copy !req
500. She would never sleep
with a guy who lives
like this.Copy !req
501. I don't even know
where to start.Copy !req
502. Um, do you guys
want to help meCopy !req
503. Clean up a little bit
real quick?Copy !req
504. No, don't do that.Copy !req
505. Uh, miss kendall.
Yeah.Copy !req
506. Excuse me.Copy !req
507. I am data compression.Copy !req
508. I do data compression,Copy !req
509. And, uh, I know that,
um, endframe is
telling youCopy !req
510. That they can lower
your bandwidth
and storage costsCopy !req
511. By delivering your
new 4k video streamCopy !req
512. At 20 megabits per second.Copy !req
513. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
514. Uh, sorry.
I'm pied piper.Copy !req
515. I am
richard hendricks of...Copy !req
516. You're the ceo.
Yes.Copy !req
517. Uh, thank you.
I saw you at techcrunch.Copy !req
518. How do you know the specs
of my endframe deal?Copy !req
519. I can't... I don't...Copy !req
520. Okay. I don't like this
at all, richard hendricks.Copy !req
521. I'm sorry. Goodbye.Copy !req
522. I can save you millions
in bandwidth.Copy !req
523. My, uh, algorithm
is lossless.Copy !req
524. I can deliver the same
4k video,Copy !req
525. At seven megabits
per second, 60 fps.Copy !req
526. We are fasterCopy !req
527. And have a higher quality
than endframeCopy !req
528. At a third
of the bit rate.Copy !req
529. Bullshit.
I can prove it.Copy !req
530. Before you spend a dime,
let me prove it.Copy !req
531. You know I'm on the board
of two charitiesCopy !req
532. And a no-kill animal shelter
with gavin belson, right?Copy !req
533. The man who is suing you
for stealing his ip.Copy !req
534. That lawsuit's bullshit.Copy !req
535. I have a very complicated
deal in place with endframe.Copy !req
536. Why should I back out
and take a risk on you?Copy !req
537. Back there, you said that
your business needs to doCopy !req
538. Whatever it takes
in order to survive.Copy !req
539. Well, so does mine.Copy !req
540. And this is it.Copy !req
541. If I don't get this deal,
my company is dead.Copy !req
542. So this is your place?Copy !req
543. Yes.Copy !req
544. I know it's weird that a guy
like me would live here,Copy !req
545. But, honestly, this is just
where I rest.Copy !req
546. Out there
is where I live.Copy !req
547. Did you get my link to
the catalan animation
festival?Copy !req
548. Oh, did I?Copy !req
549. Where do you stand on
the subtitling v. Dubbing
debate?Copy !req
550. 'cause to me,
dubbing is boorish.Copy !req
551. 'cause every language
to me has its own...Copy !req
552. Hey, how'd you get
on our wi-fi?Copy !req
553. How does your phone
know the password?Copy !req
554. Did it?Copy !req
555. Yeah, it connected
immediately.Copy !req
556. It's an alpha-numeric...
Oh.Copy !req
557. Long password.
Oh.Copy !req
558. Um... I...Copy !req
559. Okay, this is
really weird.Copy !req
560. Karen?Copy !req
561. Erlich.Copy !req
562. Hey.Copy !req
563. I didn't realize
that it was you, karen,Copy !req
564. The karen that dinesh...Copy !req
565. You two know
each other?Copy !req
566. In a sense. Yeah.Copy !req
567. What...
Outed by wi-fi.Copy !req
568. Is the specifics
of the "sense"?Copy !req
569. Oh... Uh...Copy !req
570. You never, uh—
you never called.Copy !req
571. I, uh...
Got super busy.Copy !req
572. Hey, we all do.Copy !req
573. Well, we should probably
head to the festival, so...Copy !req
574. So did you ever find
my earrings?Copy !req
575. I— I don't know.Copy !req
576. Should we, uh, check
the old lost and found?Copy !req
577. Okay.Copy !req
578. So, here goes.Copy !req
579. By wearing this standard
hooli ear-bud headphone,Copy !req
580. Modified with a small
piezoelectric sensor,Copy !req
581. The user can control
their hooli phoneCopy !req
582. Solely with their
neural impulses.Copy !req
583. Point, click,
drag, even type...Copy !req
584. All using
only brainwaves.Copy !req
585. Think it...Copy !req
586. And it happens.Copy !req
587. Holy shit!Copy !req
588. Seriously?Copy !req
589. Seriously.Copy !req
590. This is great.Copy !req
591. Fuck, yes, team!Copy !req
592. So, uh, what's our,
um, timeline here?Copy !req
593. I mean, when do we
start testing this?Copy !req
594. How long before we can
integrate this into nucleus?Copy !req
595. Not long.Copy !req
596. It'll probably happen
in our lifetime.Copy !req
597. We just have to figure out
how to make it work.Copy !req
598. But I really believe
that our grandchildrenCopy !req
599. Are going to grow up taking
this technology for granted.Copy !req
600. Our grandchildren?Copy !req
601. I know you're single,
but you might meet someone.Copy !req
602. No. No! No!Copy !req
603. What do you have
that's ready now?Copy !req
604. Well... Hmm...Copy !req
605. Truth be told,
we kind of put all
our eggs into this basket,Copy !req
606. But we do have the kick-ass
potato cannon, though.Copy !req
607. Although, actually,
this one is broken.Copy !req
608. We tried to put
a mr. Potato head in it,Copy !req
609. And it did not like that.Copy !req
610. Still in there, eh?Copy !req
611. What do you think? Will they
ever find those earrings?Copy !req
612. Funny thing
about lost items...Copy !req
613. Always in the last
place you look.Copy !req
614. Thanks for
coming in, guys.Copy !req
615. I look forward to working
with you.Copy !req
616. Us too.Copy !req
617. Come on back. This way.Copy !req
618. We're right in here.Copy !req
619. Oh, hey, mark.Copy !req
620. Good to see you again.Copy !req
621. What is this?Copy !req
622. This is a bake off.Copy !req
623. I'm gonna give endframe
and pied piperCopy !req
624. The same video library
to compress.Copy !req
625. In a week,
I'll reviewCopy !req
626. And award the contract
to whoever does a better job.Copy !req
627. What?Copy !req
628. "who- whomever."
what?Copy !req
629. "whomever does the better..."
but okay, yeah. Never mind.Copy !req
630. Welcome to the left-hand
path, my friend.Copy !req