1. Richie!Copy !req
2. - Right on time.
- Hey. You're the lawyer?Copy !req
3. - Ron laflamme.
Great to meet you.Copy !req
4. All right, homeboy.
Pop a squat.Copy !req
5. Start autographing
by the flags.Copy !req
6. Lot of paper to get through.Copy !req
7. So, what do you think?Copy !req
8. About?Copy !req
9. Jeannie.
She's pretty hot, right?Copy !req
10. Oh. Yeah. No, she's...
She's very pretty.Copy !req
11. Yeah, she is.Copy !req
12. Oh, we're doing that. Ok.Copy !req
13. So yo, peter tells me you're
popping your cherry with this.Copy !req
14. So let me just
walk you through it.Copy !req
15. That stuff you're signing
gives youCopy !req
16. The convertible note
for fundingCopy !req
17. And establishes you
and peter gregoryCopy !req
18. As the board members
of pied piper,Copy !req
19. Incorporated
in the state of delaware.Copy !req
20. Ok. Why delaware?Copy !req
21. Rich, rich.
Lawyer, not lawyer. I got you.Copy !req
22. So, peter gregory,
big fan of you.Copy !req
23. - Oh.
- He invited you
to his toga party, right?Copy !req
24. That's a big deal.
Flo rida's gonna be there.Copy !req
25. - You like flo rida?
- Should be fun.Copy !req
26. - Yeah, I went to a lot...
- See this guitar?Copy !req
27. Sergei and larry
from google signed it.Copy !req
28. - Both of them. Right there.
- Mmm. Mm.Copy !req
29. So, pied piper.Copy !req
30. You're one of peter's
compression plays, huh?Copy !req
31. Uhh, one of?
How many does he have?Copy !req
32. Not too many.
Like six or eight.Copy !req
33. Ok. Why are there so many?Copy !req
34. You know how sea turtles
have a shit-ton of babiesCopy !req
35. Because most of them die
on their way down to the water?Copy !req
36. Peter just wants to
make sure that his money
makes it to the ocean.Copy !req
37. But it seems like you
got your shit together.Copy !req
38. A lot of these guys
come in hereCopy !req
39. And they can do
all of the engineering stuffCopy !req
40. But they get all
hung up on technicalities.Copy !req
41. They can't just tell you what
their vision for the company is.Copy !req
42. Those guys are so fucked.Copy !req
43. It's like you need both halves
of the brain, right?Copy !req
44. The jobs and the wozniak.
The ying and the yang.Copy !req
45. Oh. I think it's "yin".Copy !req
46. - "yin"?
- yeah.Copy !req
47. - Like "yin and yan?"
- no. Like yin and yang.Copy !req
48. No. It's ying and yang,
they're opposites.Copy !req
49. So, pied piper,
drop it on me. What is it?Copy !req
50. Well, we started off
as a music app.Copy !req
51. - Yuck.
- Yeah. Gross. Ugh.Copy !req
52. but we've, uh,
we've pivoted since then.Copy !req
53. Uh-oh. To what?Copy !req
54. Well, our weissman scores
are consistently high
across all media,Copy !req
55. Audio, video, meta-data.Copy !req
56. Actually, that's not true.
We've had some trouble
encoding 3d video.Copy !req
57. - I think it's because the
pixels change value differentlyCopy !req
58. - Than conventional...
- [playing guitar
through amplifier]Copy !req
59. Just look at
the flow diagram, dude.Copy !req
60. No, the filter bank
is part of the prediction loop.Copy !req
61. What are you talking about,
this is lossless compression.Copy !req
62. Oh, hey, big head,
you were there.Copy !req
63. Why did richard use
a dct filter bank?Copy !req
64. Oh. Um...Copy !req
65. Not really sure.
Richard tried to explain
some of this stuffCopy !req
66. But a lot of
it I didn't really understand,Copy !req
67. So I'd kinda just nod and smile,
you know?Copy !req
68. Can you at least help us
figure out this insane
dft spider web he's using?Copy !req
69. Dude, do you understand
any of this?Copy !req
70. I eat the fish.Copy !req
71. I understand
you eat the fish.Copy !req
72. But when you clean the fishCopy !req
73. You can't leave
the fish head and guts
and shit in the sink.Copy !req
74. Because the whole house
smells like a bait station.Copy !req
75. So you gotta put it
in the trash and then
take the trash out.Copy !req
76. Do you understand?Copy !req
77. Yes. I eat the fish.Copy !req
78. Motherfuck!Copy !req
79. Do you know how awkward
it is to not be able to
describe your own company?Copy !req
80. Like, I built pied piper
and you could see itCopy !req
81. But I can't really
describe to you what it isCopy !req
82. Even though I kind of
know where I'm going.Copy !req
83. You do realize we quit working
on our own apps to work for you,
right?Copy !req
84. Shouldn't you more than
"kind of know
where you're going?"Copy !req
85. Because that's basically
what the ceo does.Copy !req
86. I do. Sort of.Copy !req
87. ok, it's like
trying to tell someone
how to get somewhere,Copy !req
88. Even though you don't really
know the exact address. Right?Copy !req
89. Like, how do you do that?
Because you can't just say
"go to 415 elm street,"Copy !req
90. Because you don't even know
what that is. Right?Copy !req
91. So you have to say,
you know, "go straight
down that big roadCopy !req
92. And take a right
at the weird thing."Copy !req
93. But, you can't describe
what that weird thing isCopy !req
94. Because you just know it
as a weird thing, you know,Copy !req
95. In your head.
You always have.Copy !req
96. Is that weird thing
in your head an aneurysm?Copy !req
97. Richard, I'm just gonna recap
for a second,Copy !req
98. Um, you turned down
ten million dollarsCopy !req
99. To be able to develop
something that you,
as the head of the company,Copy !req
100. Can't even describe
to another human being?Copy !req
101. I say this only to motivate you.Copy !req
102. Ok, so I have been
instructed to remove youCopy !req
103. From the list of employees
assigned to the nucleus project.Copy !req
104. You will no longer receive any
nucleus related communications,Copy !req
105. Uh, file reports,
or attend any nucleus meetings.Copy !req
106. Any questions?Copy !req
107. Uh, no. That's...
That's pretty clear.Copy !req
108. Great.Copy !req
109. Am I being reassigned
to something else?Copy !req
110. Not that I am aware of.
At this time. No.Copy !req
111. Wait, so then
am I being fired?Copy !req
112. Because I have
a three year contract
and my stock options...Copy !req
113. Ok. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nobody is being fired. Ok?Copy !req
114. Look, a contract is a contract.Copy !req
115. You know. You've got a contract.
And I've got a contract.
We all have contracts.Copy !req
116. And-and here at hooli,
contracts are honored.Copy !req
117. Um... Yours and mine.Copy !req
118. Everybody's. So, um...Copy !req
119. Have I made that
perfectly clear?Copy !req
120. Yeah, no. That's clear.Copy !req
121. But, when I come into work
tomorrow, what do I... Do?Copy !req
122. That is unclear. At this time.Copy !req
123. Shoulda worn more than
my underwear and a bed sheet.Copy !req
124. - Underwear? Pussy.
- Yeah. I'm with him.Copy !req
125. This is the type of evening
that requires free-balling.Copy !req
126. Oh. I'm gonna take
my underwear off too.Copy !req
127. Richard! Hey, you made it!Copy !req
128. So peter met with laflamme today
and signed the paperwork,Copy !req
129. Which means pied piper
is officially launched.Copy !req
130. Uh, why didn't you tell me
about all the other compression
plays peter was seeding?Copy !req
131. What? No... Because it's nothing
you need to worry about.Copy !req
132. Because none of those other
companies have your vision.Copy !req
133. - My vision?
- Exactly.Copy !req
134. Speaking of which, peter really
wants you to come in on FridayCopy !req
135. To chat about
big picture stuff.Copy !req
136. You know, lay out your vision
in broad strokes.Copy !req
137. - Broad strokes...
For the vision of the...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
138. Well, uh, pied piper
is compression and
we all know that.Copy !req
139. So we don't need to talk
about that... But I could
because I'm the ceo.Copy !req
140. Pied piper takes the data...
And... Smaller. To smaller.Copy !req
141. And, also, there's more.Copy !req
142. - It compresses
the data overall...
- Yeah, I...Copy !req
143. Excuse me.
See you Friday. Hi tom.Copy !req
144. richard,
pace yourself, buddy.Copy !req
145. You know, I wish this
was roman times. You know?Copy !req
146. Life was simpler back then.Copy !req
147. Simpler for you.
I would have been a slave.Copy !req
148. There's still time.Copy !req
149. Cool costume.
Where'd you get it?Copy !req
150. Uhh...Copy !req
151. - Uh, my bed.Copy !req
152. - You're funny!
- Oh.Copy !req
153. I'm brooke and this
is my friend anastasia.Copy !req
154. Hi.Copy !req
155. - Hi.
- What's up, guys?Copy !req
156. - uh...Copy !req
157. So-so-so, how do you know
peter gregory?Copy !req
158. - Oh, through work.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
159. We're actresses.Copy !req
160. - Cool.
- Uh, what type
of actressing you work?Copy !req
161. Oh, we're working right now.Copy !req
162. Our startup sources actors
to parties to liven things upCopy !req
163. And get into conversations
with guests and be
interested in them.Copy !req
164. oh. Neat.Copy !req
165. So, uh, who else
is paid to be here?Copy !req
166. Pretty much anyone that's
over a seven is with us,Copy !req
167. And anyone that's
under a three is a guest.Copy !req
168. - It's a really fun job. Plus,
- yeah.Copy !req
169. Um, I get to work
with my boyfriend.Copy !req
170. - yo, yo, party people,
y'all ready to get crazy?Copy !req
171. - is that flo rida?Copy !req
172. - No idea.
- Y'all ready to take this party
to a whole 'nother level?Copy !req
173. It's time to meet the
original o.G. Gangster,Copy !req
174. Cash money mobster.Copy !req
175. Y'all put your hands
together for my brother!Copy !req
176. The illest, the chillest,
emperor of rome,
big pete gregory!Copy !req
177. He is the illest
and the chillest?Copy !req
178. - Big pete gregory!Copy !req
179. Thank you, florida.Copy !req
180. Welcome to the
peter gregory foundation'sCopy !req
181. Fourth annual
orgy of caring.Copy !req
182. The first three were fine.Copy !req
183. I hope that you
enjoy the party.Copy !req
184. There is a second bar in backCopy !req
185. Where the line is much shorter.Copy !req
186. Thank you. I'm finished.Copy !req
187. - that was very abrupt.Copy !req
188. - So this is a rap concert?
- Yep.Copy !req
189. Holy shit, look at erlich!Copy !req
190. How the fuck
did he get up there?Copy !req
191. Man. See, that's
what I wish I had.Copy !req
192. It's like,
I don't have any...Copy !req
193. - Game.
- Game, yes! That's it.Copy !req
194. You know, I always knew
I was missing somethingCopy !req
195. And then someone explained
to me the concept of game,Copy !req
196. I remember very
distinctly thinking, "that's
what I don't have. Game."Copy !req
197. Sorry.Copy !req
198. - Hello?
- What's up, richie rich?Copy !req
199. Great seeing you last night,
buddy.Copy !req
200. Just wanted you to know
I had my associateCopy !req
201. Draft up everything
like we talked about
and it is all good.Copy !req
202. Just emailed you the board
consent which appoints
your new board member.Copy !req
203. So just print it, sign it,
get it to gregory to sign
and it is donezo.Copy !req
204. Uh, new board member, what?Copy !req
205. It's in the pdf, you'll see.Copy !req
206. All right, homey, I gotta go.
My enema guy is here.Copy !req
207. Gary! Namaste!Copy !req
208. Pied piper incorporated
amended board of directors:Copy !req
209. Richard hendricks,
peter gregory... Erlich bachman?Copy !req
210. Oh, my god.Copy !req
211. - is sleeping beauty awake?Copy !req
212. Yes, she is.Copy !req
213. Oh, boy. Here, I brought
you something for your stomach.Copy !req
214. Be forewarned, the orange juice
has vodka in it.Copy !req
215. Little hair of the dog.Copy !req
216. What exactly happened
last night, from your side?Copy !req
217. We happened, richard.
And the best part is,Copy !req
218. We can relive it
whenever we want to.Copy !req
219. We're two halves
of the same brain!Copy !req
220. Whoa! You complete me!Copy !req
221. Don't ever say that again!
Do you understand me?Copy !req
222. I will beat the shit
out of you.Copy !req
223. Yo, yo, get that camera
out my face.Copy !req
224. - come on,
mr... Ok, ok.
- Get the camera out my face!Copy !req
225. - Look at this part.
- I'm asking this fat,Copy !req
226. - Beautiful manCopy !req
227. In front of god
and the flo riderCopy !req
228. And this white,
weird cocaine statueCopy !req
229. - To be on the pied piper
board of directors.
- Yes!Copy !req
230. - A thousand times, yes!
- He's doin' it!Copy !req
231. - Shake on it.
- It's a deal.Copy !req
232. - oh, no.
- Plus, we have this for
the pied piper documentaryCopy !req
233. That we're eventually
gonna make.Copy !req
234. We're making history
together, partner.Copy !req
235. Are you dressed
like steve jobs?Copy !req
236. Oh, am I?Copy !req
237. Well, I suppose steve
and I always have shared
a similar aesthetic.Copy !req
238. hey.
Little help?Copy !req
239. Oh. Ok.Copy !req
240. - Here you go.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
241. Sorry about the throw.
Bursitis.Copy !req
242. - Yeah.
- Uh, so, you guys having
a meeting up here?Copy !req
243. No. Not exactly.Copy !req
244. We're all
currently... Unassigned.Copy !req
245. How about you?Copy !req
246. - Yeah. Unassigned.
- Yeah.Copy !req
247. - that's cool.Copy !req
248. yeah.Copy !req
249. How could you put erlich
on the board?Copy !req
250. What were you thinking?Copy !req
251. You don't put someone inside
the company on the board.Copy !req
252. Then he and peter gregory
can vote you out.Copy !req
253. Yeah. You gotta find an outsider
you trust. Like your mom.Copy !req
254. I'd put erlich on the board
before my mom.
Backstabbing bitch.Copy !req
255. Guys, I was drunk, ok?Copy !req
256. You know, I half-jokingly
said to gilfoyle last night:Copy !req
257. "it looks like richard
is going to suck erlich's dick."Copy !req
258. But that would be reasonable
compared to this.Copy !req
259. Richard, um,
could I speak to you?Copy !req
260. Ok. Yeah.Copy !req
261. He's the least cool guy
I've ever met.Copy !req
262. I heard about
what's been happening.Copy !req
263. I have to say,
I'm a little disappointed.Copy !req
264. Yeah, I don't... I don't know
what I was thinking.Copy !req
265. Yes. I mean, um,Copy !req
266. Is there a reason
I wasn't invited to the party?Copy !req
267. Is there some sense that
I'm not part of the gang?Copy !req
268. What? Uh, jared.Copy !req
269. Of course not.
It was just an oversight.Copy !req
270. I mean, we weren't even sure
if we were gonna go.Copy !req
271. Uh-huh.
And what was it like there?Copy !req
272. Were there gelatin shots?Copy !req
273. No. No, uh,
it was stupid and loud.Copy !req
274. Uh, honestly,
you're better off.Copy !req
275. I suppose.
I had a fine night.Copy !req
276. I... I had some palak paneer
and I watched a documentary
about liberia.Copy !req
277. But then I woke
up to this, um,
unexpected development.Copy !req
278. Do you... Do you really
want erlich on the board?Copy !req
279. - Because I'll support you...
- No. I don't. At all.Copy !req
280. I was just drunk.Copy !req
281. I don't know how
to get out of it.Copy !req
282. I mean, what am I going
to say to peter gregory?Copy !req
283. Well, if you don't sign
the documents, and you don't
give them to peter gregory,Copy !req
284. Then it won't happen.
Simple as that.Copy !req
285. Really? I...
Wow. Ok.Copy !req
286. that is a relief,
jared. Thanks.Copy !req
287. I'm... I'm glad
you're around.Copy !req
288. Well, keep that in mind
for future parties.Copy !req
289. Honestly, sometimes
we forget you're here.Copy !req
290. - Oh...
- you guys,
company photo timeCopy !req
291. Out back. Let's go!Copy !req
292. Uh, gilfoyle, ok, off to
the center a little bit.Copy !req
293. Like your personality.
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
294. Dinesh, leave it unbuttoned.
We want you to look like shit.Copy !req
295. Makes for a better
"before" photo.Copy !req
296. But you're wearing
a jacket.Copy !req
297. Yeah, because I'm
the genius marketer.Copy !req
298. I'm not a code freak
like you guys.Copy !req
299. Besides, I'm wearing sandals
so I am iconoclasting
a little bit.Copy !req
300. Oh, good. Jared.
Ugh. What the fuck
is with that vest?Copy !req
301. Right over here. As if
you're sort of a late additionCopy !req
302. That may not stick around
for the entire duration
of the company.Copy !req
303. And then, richard.
There you go.
The man of the hour.Copy !req
304. Ok. We'll take a few like this,Copy !req
305. And then...
Just richard and I.Copy !req
306. Because at the end of the day,Copy !req
307. People only want to see a
picture of the board members.Copy !req
308. It...
Actually, it's, um...Copy !req
309. You're not gonna be
a board memberCopy !req
310. - What?Copy !req
311. I'm in year three
of a five year dealCopy !req
312. And, matt, you got what,
like three years left?Copy !req
313. Yeah. We all got acquired
by hooli,Copy !req
314. When we didn't work out,
none of us got reassigned.Copy !req
315. Because gavin believes
in this japanese
form of managementCopy !req
316. Where not being assigned
is the most shameful outcome.Copy !req
317. Yeah, it does feel
uncomfortable.Copy !req
318. Nah. Give it a week or two,
you'll get, like, numb to it.Copy !req
319. Well, why are you guys
still coming in?Copy !req
320. Rest and vest.Copy !req
321. Oh... Because in order
to fully vest your options,Copy !req
322. You've gotta wait until
your contracts are up.Copy !req
323. - I get it.
- You catch on slow.Copy !req
324. You'll fit right in here.Copy !req
325. Lunch? Arby's on el camino?
I'll drive.Copy !req
326. No, let's walk.
It'll take longer.Copy !req
327. Gotta do something
to fill the day, right?Copy !req
328. I was drunk!
You took advantage of me!Copy !req
329. - Man, they are really
going at it.Copy !req
330. So, um... Last night,
what was the girl situation?Copy !req
331. - Shhh.
- And after all I've given up
for this company.Copy !req
332. Oh, what have you given up?Copy !req
333. I owned ten percent
of dinesh's app, ten percent
of gilfoyle's app.Copy !req
334. - Multiple potential
streams of income.
- Sure.Copy !req
335. Not to mention that
a hundred percent of the teamCopy !req
336. That you have, were all guys
that I recruited for this house.Copy !req
337. - That must be worth
something to me.
- It is!Copy !req
338. Ten percent of pied piper!Copy !req
339. For which I forewent,
yes, that's a real word,Copy !req
340. - One million dollars.
- Mmm.Copy !req
341. I supported you, richard.
I bet on you.Copy !req
342. And now you're just gonna
give me a seat on the board,
only to retract that offer?Copy !req
343. I can't even
remember doing that!Copy !req
344. Oh, really? Well, do you
remember this particular
dick-bag I got on video?Copy !req
345. - because you did.Copy !req
346. Put it away.Copy !req
347. It's right here.Copy !req
348. Goddammit.Copy !req
349. I've seen the video.Copy !req
350. It's the wrong album,
just give me a sec...Copy !req
351. You know what? Fuck it!
You offering me a positionCopy !req
352. On this board and reneging itCopy !req
353. Is a perfect example
of you having no vision,Copy !req
354. No balls and no game.Copy !req
355. Maybe he did blow him.Copy !req
356. - Well, love and hate...
It's all passion.Copy !req
357. And if that's the kind of
company you wanna run,Copy !req
358. Well, then, fine.Copy !req
359. God help you.
'cause I sure as hell ain't.Copy !req
360. Uh, what are you doing?Copy !req
361. You give your loyalty
to somebody...Copy !req
362. - Let me help you.
- Don't touch!Copy !req
363. - I can do it myself.
- All right.Copy !req
364. I just put it back on.
Goddammit!Copy !req
365. Ok. Read that back to me.Copy !req
366. "pied piper's mission
is to bring its unique
compression algorithmCopy !req
367. - To a variety..."
- one thing you should know
about living in this houseCopy !req
368. Is I do not
tolerate substance abuse.Copy !req
369. There's no drinking
and lying in this house.Copy !req
370. I should have made that
more clear to some of
the current residents.Copy !req
371. Like this one.
Don't mind him.Copy !req
372. He'll be gone soon when his
company cakes its pants.Copy !req
373. Hopefully, jurgen,
you'll be able to bring a more
positive element to the house.Copy !req
374. Let me show you the room
I'm offering. Some of his stuff
is still in there,Copy !req
375. But, as I mentioned,
it will soon be gone.Copy !req
376. Once his company
cakes its pants.Copy !req
377. It's ok. Just take a breath.Copy !req
378. It's fine. I'm fine.
Uh, we just...Copy !req
379. Let's get through this.
Ok, so, read this back to me.Copy !req
380. - "pied piper's mission..."
- hey, guys.Copy !req
381. Hope you don't mind,
the front door was just open.Copy !req
382. Hi, big head. What's up?Copy !req
383. Honestly? Nothing. I've just
been sitting around all day.Copy !req
384. Not working.
It's weird, you know?Copy !req
385. - yeah.Copy !req
386. - So, what's up with you guys?Copy !req
387. We're just sort of...Copy !req
388. We're getting ready for this
big peter gregory meeting.Copy !req
389. And we have... We have a lot
of work to do, so...Copy !req
390. Cool. Very cool.Copy !req
391. You know, richard,
the irony is that if you
had taken the ten million,Copy !req
392. You'd be kicking back
with a ton of money right now
and I'd still be working.Copy !req
393. But you didn't, obviously.
And now I've got nothing to do,Copy !req
394. I'm rolling in it,
and you're working your ass off.Copy !req
395. Life's funny isn't it?Copy !req
396. You guys want to
walk to arby's,Copy !req
397. Maybe grab a bite,
play a little hacky sack?Copy !req
398. Yeah. I should probably
get back to work, anyway.Copy !req
399. I mean, not work,
exactly, I don't...Copy !req
400. I don't work. But, you know,
just get back to hooli.Copy !req
401. Sit around all day and get paid
a bunch of money to do nothing.Copy !req
402. weird.Copy !req
403. - You ready?Copy !req
404. You know what
you're going to say?
You want to run it by me?Copy !req
405. No, no. I got this.
Fuck erlich.Copy !req
406. You know, I turned down
ten million dollars
to build this thing.Copy !req
407. You want vision, I will
show you fucking vision.Copy !req
408. I like this new
angry side to you.Copy !req
409. Being around
angry people relaxes me,Copy !req
410. Because I know where I stand.Copy !req
411. Oh, shoot. I think I got
something stuck in my teeth.Copy !req
412. I'm just gonna go to
the bathroom, check it out.
I'll be back in a sec.Copy !req
413. Richard, it's jared.
Are you ok?Copy !req
414. Hey buddy,
what's... Going on here?Copy !req
415. I thought I had something
in my teeth,Copy !req
416. But when I looked over, right?
I looked in the
mirror like this,Copy !req
417. Uh, my pants they hit
the countertop,Copy !req
418. And it must have some water
on there, right?Copy !req
419. So I got a spot on my pants,
kinda looked like I pissed
myself like a big baby.Copy !req
420. So what I did was,
I just took off all my pantsCopy !req
421. And I put it in the
water just to make it all
completely wet.Copy !req
422. You know, that way I figured
no one would really notice.Copy !req
423. So, you know, it wouldn't be as
bad. I've got it under control.Copy !req
424. I've sorted it out.
We're good.Copy !req
425. Yes. So you felt
this wouldn't look as bad.Copy !req
426. - Understood.
- Yeah.Copy !req
427. But, richard? Um...Copy !req
428. Consider that maybe this
might not be the best choice
for the meeting?Copy !req
429. Yeah. Holy...Copy !req
430. What the fuck
am I doing?Copy !req
431. I can't go like this
to the meeting.Copy !req
432. Jared. I have no vision.Copy !req
433. Yes, you do.Copy !req
434. - I believe in you...
- No, no, I literally
have no vision.Copy !req
435. All I see is stars and swirls.
I cannot see right now.Copy !req
436. - Ok, let's get your pants on.Copy !req
437. jared? Richard?
Are you in there?Copy !req
438. Ohh.Copy !req
439. Hey, there's some weather
over the oceanCopy !req
440. So peter would love to get
started. Are you guys ready?Copy !req
441. Yep. All good.
Be there in a jiffy.Copy !req
442. - Ok.
- oh.Copy !req
443. Jared, I'm on a carpet
in a bathroom.Copy !req
444. Yeah, ok. Um, I know this isn't
the best thing to sayCopy !req
445. To someone having
a panic attack,Copy !req
446. But we need to hurry here.Copy !req
447. - Doing ok?
- Yes, much better.Copy !req
448. Nope. Worse.Copy !req
449. Richard, you're gonna listen
to me if you know what's good
for you.Copy !req
450. - Erlich.
- I may have been wrong
about being a board memberCopy !req
451. And I may be wrong
about being the steve jobs
in our relationship.Copy !req
452. But I do know this,
you are the steve wozniak.Copy !req
453. And no woz should go into
a meeting like that alone.Copy !req
454. - No. Actually...
- So if you'll just let me
come in, then I won't speak.Copy !req
455. And I just think you should
have somebody in thereCopy !req
456. Who will actually
have your back.Copy !req
457. Ok. No, I... Erlich,
I want you to be in there.Copy !req
458. Ok... Wait, what?Copy !req
459. Yes, and I need you
to do all the talking.Copy !req
460. Because I feel like
if I do I'm gonna puke
all over peter gregory.Copy !req
461. Oh, ok. Wow.Copy !req
462. That was easier than I...
All the talking?Copy !req
463. Oh, erlich, you're here too?Copy !req
464. - Ok. Come on in, guys.
- Um, I'm going to
stay here, I think.Copy !req
465. Because I look absurd.Copy !req
466. Yeah. Yeah, ok.Copy !req
467. - So what are you going to say?
- Fuck, I don't know.Copy !req
468. Today's user wants access
to all of their filesCopy !req
469. From all
their devices instantly.Copy !req
470. That's why cloud-based
is the holy grail.Copy !req
471. Now dropbox is winning,Copy !req
472. But when it comes to
audio and video files,Copy !req
473. They might as well
be called dripbox.Copy !req
474. Using our platform,
pied piper users would be able
to compress all their filesCopy !req
475. To the point where they truly
can access them instantly.Copy !req
476. We control the pipe,Copy !req
477. They just use it.Copy !req
478. That's the vision
in richard hendricks' head.Copy !req
479. Sure.Copy !req
480. Sounds fine.Copy !req
481. Oh, I received
an email from ron laflammeCopy !req
482. Saying that this gentlemanCopy !req
483. Is going to be
our third board member?Copy !req
484. Uhh...Copy !req
485. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
486. Uh, erlich helped me
with all this stuff.
He's very talented.Copy !req
487. I need him as a partner.Copy !req
488. Fine.Copy !req
489. It's ok
for you to leave now.Copy !req
490. All right, ok.Copy !req
491. Wait, is that you
and gavin belson?Copy !req
492. Yes. It's an old photograph.Copy !req
493. Were you guys friends?Copy !req
494. I thought so.Copy !req
495. Good-bye.Copy !req
496. - How'd it go?Copy !req
497. That was amazing. I mean,
that was like everything
in my head but, like, clear.Copy !req
498. Did you just make
that up on the spot?Copy !req
499. Yeah. We should probably
write some of it down.Copy !req
500. Yeah. Well, look.
I gotta be honest,Copy !req
501. I mean, I can't tell you
how much this means.Copy !req
502. You really saved my ass
even after I was
such a dick to you.Copy !req
503. - You're making up!
- What else could I do, richard?Copy !req
504. You're my wozniak.Copy !req
505. - And I will always be...Copy !req
506. - motherfu...Copy !req