1. - holy shit.Copy !req
2. - Uh...
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
3. Uh, that is jared dunn.Copy !req
4. He works for gavin belson.Copy !req
5. Hey.
Sorry if I scared you.Copy !req
6. I know I have somewhat
ghost-like features.Copy !req
7. My uncle used to say,
"you look like someone
starved a virgin to death."Copy !req
8. It's... Yeah.
I can see it.Copy !req
9. I heard you were having
a launch party.Copy !req
10. - Yeah.
- Am I early?Copy !req
11. No.Copy !req
12. Well then,
a gift of congratulations.Copy !req
13. Now, if gavin sent you here,Copy !req
14. You should know that
I've turned him down.Copy !req
15. I'm going with peter gregory.Copy !req
16. I'm actually picking up
my check tomorrow.Copy !req
17. So I've made my decision.Copy !req
18. That's not why I'm here.
It's just...Copy !req
19. Watching you say no
to ten million dollars
to build your own thing,Copy !req
20. There's just something
very exciting about that.Copy !req
21. Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
What is he doing here?Copy !req
22. Hey, this is a private
party, buddy. I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
23. - Oh, I didn't mean to...
- You know, in the state
of californiaCopy !req
24. You can kill a man for entering
your house without permission.Copy !req
25. Ok. I understand.
Uh, thank you.Copy !req
26. Richard, I just wanna say,
I really respect
what you're doing here.Copy !req
27. And if you could ever
use someone with my business
development skill set,Copy !req
28. I would love to be
a part of this.Copy !req
29. The fuck you will be.Copy !req
30. We'll call you when
we want pleated khakis.Copy !req
31. You know this is
a fucking domestic?Copy !req
32. Why... Why were you
so mean to him?Copy !req
33. He wasn't spying on us.
He just said he likes us.Copy !req
34. - He wants to join the company.
- Of course he does, richard.Copy !req
35. Let me explain
something to you.Copy !req
36. Your whole life
you've been an ugly chickCopy !req
37. But now suddenly
you're a hot chick,Copy !req
38. With big tits
and small nipples.Copy !req
39. So guys like that
are gonna keep coming around.Copy !req
40. Don't be a slut, richard.Copy !req
41. - I don't...Copy !req
42. Now speaking of such things,Copy !req
43. Dinesh, change the lighting
to something eroticCopy !req
44. Because it's about to get
pretty fucking erotic in here.Copy !req
45. License to kill-9.
Ib action-dot-erotica.Copy !req
46. Wha... What...
What's going on?Copy !req
47. - What's happening?
- Gentlemen, I present to you...Copy !req
48. Mochacino.Copy !req
49. Not this guy.Copy !req
50. Mochacino.Copy !req
51. She's my gift to you.Copy !req
52. You wanna smoke weed?Copy !req
53. Hey.Copy !req
54. Can somebody play something
with a beat, please?Copy !req
55. I'll go make a playlist.Copy !req
56. Yeah. I actually
have some... Some water,
uh, cooking, I think.Copy !req
57. Yeah, I don't pay for it.
So...Copy !req
58. Barking up
the wrong tree here.Copy !req
59. God, I hate palo alto.Copy !req
60. Hello again.Copy !req
61. You know, I don't actually have
a ton of dance musicCopy !req
62. But I turned the bass way up.Copy !req
63. Baby...Copy !req
64. You're getting
a private show.Copy !req
65. hey.Copy !req
66. What the fuck?Copy !req
67. Ok. There's the butt time.Copy !req
68. Hey, should we have left him
in there by himself?Copy !req
69. I mean, should we
go back in there?Copy !req
70. No interest. I entice the flesh,
I don't pay for it.Copy !req
71. Plus, tara's coming into town
in a couple weeks.Copy !req
72. I'm saving up
all my humors for her.Copy !req
73. You know what I mean?Copy !req
74. - What's your excuse?
- I didn't even shakeCopy !req
75. A woman's hand until
I was 17-years-old.Copy !req
76. The idea of getting an erection
around men I live and work with,Copy !req
77. It's just not something
I can handle.Copy !req
78. The idea that I have a boner
and you have a bonerCopy !req
79. And he has a boner and
we're all sitting thereCopy !req
80. With boners in our pants...Copy !req
81. I wonder if he's ok in there.Copy !req
82. So what do you guys do here?Copy !req
83. Oh, we're mostly working on a
lossless compression algorithm.Copy !req
84. - A what?
- It makes files smaller.Copy !req
85. Doesn't matter.
Uh, it's called pied piper.Copy !req
86. It's gonna be famous.
You'll know it, eventually.Copy !req
87. Who was this woman
that you shook hands with
for the first time?Copy !req
88. The postman lady.Copy !req
89. - What?
- A woman that was a man?Copy !req
90. Not a post-man lady.Copy !req
91. - A lady who was a post...
- Let me ask you
another question.Copy !req
92. Who was the second woman
you shook hands with?Copy !req
93. I didn't even know
you were coming.Copy !req
94. - stop.
doug!
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
95. - Stop.
- I don't think I'm the one...Copy !req
96. Someone is paying me.
Ok. I didn't comeCopy !req
97. Just to dance on your boner
all night for free.Copy !req
98. I was not erect.
I... That was...
I was only being polite.Copy !req
99. So you were being polite when
you said that you loved me?Copy !req
100. First off, I said you seemed
like someone I could
fall in love with.Copy !req
101. And, yes, also politeness.Copy !req
102. Richie, pay the lady.Copy !req
103. What? Why...
Why should I pay her?Copy !req
104. I didn't hire her.
I didn't even get a lap dance.Copy !req
105. This is a company party
and you're the ceo.Copy !req
106. - So pony up.
- No. If anyone should pay her
it should be you.Copy !req
107. Doug, help the ceo
find his money.Copy !req
108. No. No, no.
We don't... I don't need help.Copy !req
109. I know where it is.
It's here.Copy !req
110. - mm-hmm.
- It's all here.Copy !req
111. Do you... I don't know...
Do you accept amex?Copy !req
112. - You damn right I do.
- Put a hundred on there
for yourself, mocha.Copy !req
113. - Well, that's an
expensive boner.
- Not a boner.Copy !req
114. - thanks for coming in, guys.Copy !req
115. We have a lot to do, so,Copy !req
116. Let's get started.Copy !req
117. Sounds great.Copy !req
118. Me? Ok.Copy !req
119. Uhh...Copy !req
120. Well, we're just really excited
to get going, mr. Gregory.Copy !req
121. Yes. Who's "we"?Copy !req
122. Myself, him, uh,Copy !req
123. - The guys back at the house.
- Guys?Copy !req
124. What guys?Copy !req
125. Who is this?Copy !req
126. Erlich bachman.
I'm an entrepreneur,Copy !req
127. Much like yourself.
Uh...Copy !req
128. Richard actually developed
pied piperCopy !req
129. While residing
in my incubator,Copy !req
130. So as per our agreement,
I own ten percent
of the company.Copy !req
131. I'm paying you $200,000
for five percentCopy !req
132. Yet you're giving this man...Copy !req
133. Twice that in exchange for...
A futon?Copy !req
134. And some sandwiches?Copy !req
135. Actually, sir, my tenants
provide their own food...Copy !req
136. What other percentages
have you apportioned?Copy !req
137. can I see your
cap table, investment deck,Copy !req
138. Business plan or any other
relevant paperworkCopy !req
139. You may have prepared?Copy !req
140. I... I just was under
the impression that, uh...Copy !req
141. We would just be coming by
and saying "hi", you know,Copy !req
142. Uh, to pick up the check.Copy !req
143. And, uh, I just didn't know that
any of that stuff was due yet.Copy !req
144. "due"?Copy !req
145. This is not college, richard.Copy !req
146. I am not going to be giving you
a course syllabus.Copy !req
147. You turned down
ten million dollarsCopy !req
148. To keep pied piper.Copy !req
149. What did you give up that
money for? What is this company?Copy !req
150. What did I buy?Copy !req
151. - You bought the algorithm,
which...
- No.Copy !req
152. The algorithm is
the product of the company.Copy !req
153. I know that.Copy !req
154. What I'm asking about
is the company itself.Copy !req
155. Who is it?
What do they do?Copy !req
156. Are they essential?Copy !req
157. Or do you just throw
a percentage at them
like you did with this...Copy !req
158. This all must be worked out.Copy !req
159. Now.Copy !req
160. When you said
you'd guide usCopy !req
161. Through some of the stuff
I thought that this wasCopy !req
162. The stuff you'd be
guiding us through.Copy !req
163. I cannot guide you
until you give me...Copy !req
164. Something to guide.Copy !req
165. This is going very poorly.Copy !req
166. - I know that.
- He doesn't seem to know
what he's doing.Copy !req
167. Did you just take a sip
from an empty cup?Copy !req
168. Yes.Copy !req
169. Why did you do that?Copy !req
170. - Just something to do.
- Come back in 48 hoursCopy !req
171. With an airtight business plan,Copy !req
172. A clear go-to-market strategyCopy !req
173. And three year summary p&l
or there will be no check.Copy !req
174. That's it.Copy !req
175. well,
thanks for coming in, guys.Copy !req
176. Um... Are there any water
fountains in your offices?Copy !req
177. I assume.Copy !req
178. I own ten percent of an app
that locates all
nearby water fountains.Copy !req
179. I'd be happy
to discuss it with you.Copy !req
180. Good day, gentlemen.Copy !req
181. You smoke weed?Copy !req
182. You really
embarrassed me in there.Copy !req
183. You didn't say shit about any
business plan before today.Copy !req
184. And neither did he.
And he was kind of being
an asshole back there.Copy !req
185. Yeah, that's why he's a
billionaire. 'cause he knows
how and when to be an asshole.Copy !req
186. That's what you need to be like.Copy !req
187. - You do, richard.
- Whatever.Copy !req
188. If you continue to mismanage
this company giving ten percent
to whoever...Copy !req
189. Obviously, you know,
we can't go back on my shares.Copy !req
190. That ship has sailed
but from here on out.Copy !req
191. Now you're being an asshole.Copy !req
192. You say that
like it's a bad thing.Copy !req
193. Richard, if you're not
an asshole, it creates
this kind ofCopy !req
194. Asshole vacuum and that void
is filled by other assholes,
like jared.Copy !req
195. I mean, you almost
gave him shares.Copy !req
196. You need to completely
change who you are, richard.Copy !req
197. A complete teutonic shift
has to happen.Copy !req
198. Tectonic.Copy !req
199. - What?
- A "tectonic" shift is the
earth's crust moving around.Copy !req
200. "teutonic", which is what
you just said,Copy !req
201. Is an ancient germanic tribe
that fought the romans.Copy !req
202. They were originally
from scandinavia...Copy !req
203. Stop it! Stop it.Copy !req
204. You're being
a complete tool right now.Copy !req
205. I need you to be
a complete asshole.Copy !req
206. Do you understand
the difference?Copy !req
207. If you're not an asshole,
this company dies.Copy !req
208. Erlich,
I have 48 hours.Copy !req
209. Are you going to help me with
this business plan or not?Copy !req
210. I believe in you, richard.
That's why I'm not.Copy !req
211. "business plans that are created
in support of new venturesCopy !req
212. Are to implement profound
changes in existing venture."Copy !req
213. Uh...Copy !req
214. Hi, this is
richard hendricks.Copy !req
215. Is now a good time?Copy !req
216. Uh, I need some help.Copy !req
217. Who's chevy volt
is that out front?Copy !req
218. Uh, jared dunn's.Copy !req
219. What? Why? Why is he here?Copy !req
220. Well, because as you know,
I need some advice
on the business plan.Copy !req
221. - You're cutting him in?
- Um...Copy !req
222. Good morning.
Whoops, that was weird.Copy !req
223. I don't know
why I did that.Copy !req
224. You kind of have a...
Like a king-ish feeling to you.Copy !req
225. You're like a...
Like a norse hero from valhalla.Copy !req
226. Don't pander to me.Copy !req
227. Peter gregory said
specifically to trim the fat.Copy !req
228. They actually tried to diagnose
me with a wasting disease
because of my slender frame.Copy !req
229. So, um, I ironed out our
customer acquisition strategy,Copy !req
230. And I wrapped our financials,
I did a dcf valuation.Copy !req
231. Most vc's can't even do that
math, but something tells me
peter is different.Copy !req
232. I think we can jump
into the one-on-ones
with each team memberCopy !req
233. - To see if I can
defend our cap table.
- Ok.Copy !req
234. Um, but first, if you
don't mind, I'd like
to use the restroom.Copy !req
235. Yeah. You don't have to
ask permission to do that.Copy !req
236. Why, have you not gone
since you've been here?Copy !req
237. I have not.Copy !req
238. Well... Well, go.
I mean, go.Copy !req
239. Denpok, I know you were in
aspen, thank you for coming.
Please, have a seat.Copy !req
240. I'm not sitting this summer.Copy !req
241. Of course. Incredible.Copy !req
242. What's weighing on you,
gavin?Copy !req
243. Jared dunn quit today
to join pied piper.Copy !req
244. I hate richard hendricks,
that little pied piper prick.Copy !req
245. Is... Is that wrong?Copy !req
246. In the hands of
a lesser person, perhaps.Copy !req
247. But in the hands of
the enlightened, hate can be
a tool for great change.Copy !req
248. You're right once again.Copy !req
249. Audious,
play john lennon's "imagine."Copy !req
250. cueing, john wayne
in a mansion. Not found.Copy !req
251. - Fuck! Fuck!
- invalid command.Copy !req
252. Use the anger, chela.
Use it.Copy !req
253. Uh, thanks for sitting down
like this, gilfoyle. We know
it's kind of a little weird.Copy !req
254. So, um... Can you kind of
catch me up on what you see
as your role in the company?Copy !req
255. What do you do?Copy !req
256. What do I do?Copy !req
257. System architecture.
Networking and security.Copy !req
258. No one in this house
can touch me on that.Copy !req
259. Ok, that's good to know.Copy !req
260. But does anyone appreciate that?Copy !req
261. While you were busy
minoring in gender studiesCopy !req
262. And singing a capella
at sarah lawrence,Copy !req
263. I was gaining root access
to nsa servers.Copy !req
264. I was one click away
from starting a second
iranian revolution.Copy !req
265. I actually went to vassar.Copy !req
266. I prevent cross-site scripting,
I monitor for ddos attacks,Copy !req
267. Emergency database rollbacks,
and faulty transaction
handlings.Copy !req
268. The internet... Heard of it?Copy !req
269. Transfers half a petabyte
of data every minute.Copy !req
270. Do you have any idea
how that happens?Copy !req
271. All those youporn ones and
zeroes streaming directlyCopy !req
272. To your shitty, little
smart phone day after day?Copy !req
273. Every dipshit who
shits his pants if he can't getCopy !req
274. The new dubstep skrillex remix
in under 12 seconds?Copy !req
275. It's not magic, it's talent
and sweat. People like me,
ensuring your packetsCopy !req
276. Get delivered, un-sniffed.
So what do I do?Copy !req
277. I make sure that one
bad config on one key componentCopy !req
278. Doesn't bankrupt
the entire fucking company.Copy !req
279. That's what the fuck I do.Copy !req
280. That's basically
what I told him.Copy !req
281. Listen, wherever
we end up here...Copy !req
282. I just wanna say that I feelCopy !req
283. I should get
more equity than dinesh.Copy !req
284. I know gilfoyle probably
came in here and puked out
a bunch of tech specs,Copy !req
285. Three-fourths of which
are total horse-shit.Copy !req
286. Did he bring up the
iranian revolution thing?Copy !req
287. Yeah, those words mean nothing.Copy !req
288. But here's a fact:
I'm the only one of these clowns
that can code in java.Copy !req
289. And I write sleek performant
low-overhead scala codeCopy !req
290. With higher order functions
that will run on anything.Copy !req
291. Period. End of sentence.
So basically, I think
whatever equity I get,Copy !req
292. It should reflect that
I contribute more than gilfoyle.Copy !req
293. - This is weird.
I know, right? It's...Copy !req
294. - Everybody's been doing it.
- Gilfoyle did this?Copy !req
295. It's just a formality,
to get me caught up.Copy !req
296. So what makes you of value
to the pied piper team?Copy !req
297. Um... Programming.Copy !req
298. I guess... Pretty good at code,
develop algorithms...
So forth.Copy !req
299. Different from the type of
algorithm richard created?Copy !req
300. Well, yeah. Like, not as good.Copy !req
301. Richard's a 10x-er,
I'm, like, barely an x-er.Copy !req
302. - I kinda suck.Copy !req
303. Smoked you. And now...Copy !req
304. - Don't be a dick.
- Mushroom stamp!Copy !req
305. - You're being a dick.
- There you go.
Show that to your mom.Copy !req
306. Mushroom stamp!
That's great.Copy !req
307. Hey, what do you guys
think about this jared?
He's shit, right?Copy !req
308. No, he's pretty sharp.Copy !req
309. Yeah, he does shit that
no one else in the house can do.Copy !req
310. Yeah, but he's a know it all.
I don't think there's room
in here for him.Copy !req
311. Well, there will be after
richard gets rid of big head.Copy !req
312. Wait, richard's getting
rid of big head? Why?Copy !req
313. Listen, we all love big head.Copy !req
314. But, the truth is he's not
as good of a coder as I am,Copy !req
315. Not as good at system
architecture as gilfoyle,Copy !req
316. Not as good at being
a prick as you, no offense.Copy !req
317. He's a lightweight
at everything.
Brings nothing to the table.Copy !req
318. Him getting points would be
a big "fuck you" to all of us.Copy !req
319. - But he's a great guy.
- Great guy. But useless.Copy !req
320. Yeah, he is a great guy.
Not like that jared.Copy !req
321. at least we can
all agree on that.Copy !req
322. Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
323. Me and richard have just always
been in this together, you know?Copy !req
324. Together, right. But to be
clear, richard created the
algorithm on his own, yes?Copy !req
325. Oh, yeah, I had nothing
to do with that.Copy !req
326. - He's my best friend.
- That's true.Copy !req
327. Yes. The camaraderie
is quite apparent.Copy !req
328. But peter gregory demanded
a lean, ruthless business plan.Copy !req
329. And I don't think that
the ceo of microsoft
has a paid best friend.Copy !req
330. - Sergey brin does.
larry doesn't do shit.
- See?Copy !req
331. What if big head
is sort of likeCopy !req
332. A floating utility player?
Like a jack of all trades.Copy !req
333. But by his own admission,
he's really more like
a master of none.Copy !req
334. That's true. That is true.Copy !req
335. Which is not something you'd
generally reward with several
points in what may some day beCopy !req
336. A multi-billion dollar company.Copy !req
337. This will never fly
with peter gregory.Copy !req
338. I would not want to be
richard right now.Copy !req
339. Having to tell big head
that he's out.Copy !req
340. This is gonna sound
super mean, but the other night
he was sleeping,Copy !req
341. I was just staring at his face.Copy !req
342. All I could think was,
"he's utterly useless."Copy !req
343. Big head is a man
with zero purpose.Copy !req
344. - Oh, hi. Hi, big head.
- Hey.Copy !req
345. How's it going?Copy !req
346. It's... Super good...
Right now.Copy !req
347. Um, I'm just going to maybe
go for a bike ride real fastCopy !req
348. And clear my... Head.Copy !req
349. I'll see... You.Copy !req
350. - Bike safe.
- Yeah, enjoy it.Copy !req
351. That was nice, guys.
He heard everything.Copy !req
352. That doesn't make it not true.Copy !req
353. I mean, come on, richard. As far
as pied piper is concerned,Copy !req
354. He's as pointless
as mass effect 3's
multiple endings.Copy !req
355. I mean, he's a completely
useless appendage
and we all know it.Copy !req
356. - Oh, hey, man.
- Forgot my water bottle.Copy !req
357. Just gonna grab it,
and then probably walk right
back through one more time.Copy !req
358. I mean, mass effect 3?
Harsh.Copy !req
359. I didn't mean for him
to hear it but it was true.Copy !req
360. I mean, we all called him
a great guy but he didn't
overhear any of that.Copy !req
361. It's been 12 hours.Copy !req
362. Goddamn. He's still
not answering.Copy !req
363. I'm actually
kind of worried about him.Copy !req
364. You know, if he's gone,
like, really truly gone,Copy !req
365. In a way that kind of
solves your problem.Copy !req
366. I mean, like, if he's dead...Copy !req
367. Are you trying to say
that big head might be dead?Copy !req
368. That doesn't help at all.
How is that helping?Copy !req
369. I'm just saying that that's
a possible thing that could've
happened to him.Copy !req
370. It could happen to anybody.
And in this case, at least
something good came out of it.Copy !req
371. What's the good part?Copy !req
372. You don't have to have
an awkward conversation.Copy !req
373. That's scary.
Should we go look for him?Copy !req
374. I mean, I agree with these guys.
Jared's just not working out.Copy !req
375. - What?
- Um, richard...Copy !req
376. I, uh, don't wanna be
too assertive hereCopy !req
377. But I could use your input
on a few things
for the business plan.Copy !req
378. Richie, you tried your best
just call him, leave a message,
say he's out.Copy !req
379. No, that's an asshole move.Copy !req
380. Yeah, remember?
You need to be an asshole.Copy !req
381. I feel bad about saying that
thing about him being dead.Copy !req
382. That's not who I am.Copy !req
383. - Wait, what is that?
- That's impossible.Copy !req
384. Nip alert isn't live yet.Copy !req
385. Maybe he's demoing
it for someone.Copy !req
386. "mochacino."Copy !req
387. He rode his bike to san jose?Copy !req
388. Jared, can I borrow your car?Copy !req
389. - Sure.
- I have a car.Copy !req
390. What...
What's wrong with my car?Copy !req
391. I just have...
I don't know.Copy !req
392. All right, well,
remember to be an asshole.Copy !req
393. A real asshole.Copy !req
394. Hi, I'm richard hendricks.
You did a dance...
The dancing at my house.Copy !req
395. Your ride's here.Copy !req
396. Oh, hey, man.Copy !req
397. - Hey.
- Mushroom stamp!Copy !req
398. No, come on, dude, not...Copy !req
399. I just wanted to work with
computers and get paid for it.Copy !req
400. I didn't want end up
fighting with my roommates
over percentage points.Copy !req
401. So you're just gonna give up?Copy !req
402. On what? This isn't home.Copy !req
403. As much as I've tried,
it's just not.Copy !req
404. I mean, what would've I have
even done if I didn't have
mochacino's card?Copy !req
405. Where would I have gone?
It's fucking pathetic.Copy !req
406. Well, mochacino seemed
to like you. She let you
into her apartment.Copy !req
407. I had to give her my bike.
She's just like everyone else
in this goddamn valley.Copy !req
408. Watching the bottom line.
Fuck it, dude. I'm done here.Copy !req
409. What about nip alert?Copy !req
410. Mochacino shows her tits
for a living and even she
was uncomfortable using it.Copy !req
411. She said it was sexist. She's
right. It's actually perverted.Copy !req
412. I made a perverted,
sexist, useless thing.Copy !req
413. And, you know,
everybody's right, man,Copy !req
414. There's nothing for me
to do on pied piper.Copy !req
415. I think over time, maybe we
could redefine your role.Copy !req
416. Come on, dude.
Unless you can tell me right now
what I can do for pied piperCopy !req
417. That no one else can, I'm gone.Copy !req
418. Yeah.Copy !req
419. I'm going to go get the
stuff out of my cube at hooliCopy !req
420. And then I'm getting
the hell out of this town.Copy !req
421. So this is goodbye then?Copy !req
422. I mean, I'll see you
back at the house, man.
I gotta, like, pack and stuff.Copy !req
423. Totally.Copy !req
424. I'm going to take the train
I think, just...
Do some thinking...Copy !req
425. Ok, all right, see ya.Copy !req
426. - The train is this way...
I just...
- Oh. I was gonna say.Copy !req
427. Big head...Copy !req
428. Whatever shit you're about to
dump on my head, you can save
it, ok? I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
429. Dude, I just wanted to tell you
that gavin belson wants to talk
to you about something.Copy !req
430. - Oh, ok. Fuck you.
- No. Seriously.Copy !req
431. Gavin belson said he wants
to speak to nelson bighetti?Copy !req
432. Yeah, that's what I just said.Copy !req
433. Come on.Copy !req
434. Ok.Copy !req
435. I'm awake! I'm awake.Copy !req
436. - What?
- No, no, I wasn't.Copy !req
437. I was sleeping.
I'm sorry for sleeping
and for lying about it.Copy !req
438. For both. No good.Copy !req
439. What happened?
Did you fire big head?Copy !req
440. Uh, no. Not yet.
I don't know. Sort of.Copy !req
441. So do I include him
in the cap table or not?
It's basically good to go.Copy !req
442. Uh... No, he's out.
Uh, wait... I don't know.Copy !req
443. Actually, I just need to close
my eyes for a little bit. Ok?Copy !req
444. Richard, it's t-minus four hours
until presentation time.Copy !req
445. Are you gonna fire
big head or not?Copy !req
446. I don't know.
Uh... I'm just very tired.Copy !req
447. Ok? I'm just gonna
go get some water...Copy !req
448. Richard, stop being
a fucking pussy
and start being an asshole.Copy !req
449. Fine! You want me to be an
asshole, I'll be an asshole.Copy !req
450. I'll be an asshole to you
and you and you and you
and peter-fucking-gregory!Copy !req
451. Ok? Fuck all of you.
Big head stays!Copy !req
452. You know, if I wanted
to be a sell out
I'd have done that already.Copy !req
453. I'd be on a beach somewhere
with ten million dollars
in my pocket.Copy !req
454. Not in my pocket,
in a bank account.Copy !req
455. Ok? This is my company.
It was my idea
and we do what I say.Copy !req
456. And what I say is,
jared, put big head
in the business plan.Copy !req
457. He gets the same amount of
shares as everybody else.Copy !req
458. Big head, you're not
going home, man.Copy !req
459. You're right. I'm not.Copy !req
460. Gavin belson just offered me
a huge promotionCopy !req
461. For 600 grand a year
to steal me away from you guys.Copy !req
462. - What?
- Yeah. For revenge.
Because you took jared.Copy !req
463. So you're like
the v.P. Of spite?Copy !req
464. But you have to
do me a favor, richard,Copy !req
465. If you run into gavin ever
you have to act really upset
about it, you know?Copy !req
466. Oh, but I am upset.Copy !req
467. Ok? What the fuck?
I kind of just went out
on a limb for you here, man.Copy !req
468. Sorry, man,
but this is huge for me.Copy !req
469. I'm going to move out,
get my own place.Copy !req
470. In light of this
new information,
who gets big head's equity?Copy !req
471. Should I get
half of his shares...?Copy !req
472. I do. I get it.Copy !req
473. Ok? I get all of it!Copy !req
474. Big head, man, congratulations
on the job, really.Copy !req
475. But if you'll excuse me,
I have to go lock down
a motherfucking business plan.Copy !req
476. Jared, you're with me.Copy !req
477. - What an asshole.
- Yeah. What an asshole.Copy !req
478. Next.Copy !req
479. - Hi. Deposit?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
480. Two hundred thousand dollars
from peter gregory?Copy !req
481. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
482. - Wow.Copy !req
483. Sorry.Copy !req
484. Hello?Copy !req
485. Dude, they're taking
your code apart.Copy !req
486. What?Copy !req
487. Did you give those brogrammer
guys access to a player
download or something?Copy !req
488. Oh shit. They probably hacked
the prototype and decompiled
the compression library...Copy !req
489. Well, they've got it now, man.Copy !req
490. They're gonna reverse-engineer
a version as close as they can
without getting sued.Copy !req
491. wait, wait,
are you sure about this?Copy !req
492. yeah, dude, gavin
wants to beat you to market.Copy !req
493. He wants to make sure
no other investor
in the valley offers you a dime.Copy !req
494. that is not good.Copy !req
495. They're calling it nucleus,
whatever the fuck that means.Copy !req
496. Shit. Sorry, dude, I can't be
talking to you like this. Later.Copy !req
497. Yeah.Copy !req
498. "nucleus"?Copy !req
499. Excuse me. This check
is made out to
"pied piper incorporated."Copy !req
500. Do you have an ss4?Copy !req
501. A what?Copy !req
502. Is "pied piper" a corporation
registered with the irs?Copy !req
503. I can't deposit that
into a personal account.Copy !req
504. I don't know.Copy !req
505. Um... Is that something maybe
you could help me with?Copy !req
506. No, sir.Copy !req
507. Buddy, come on.Copy !req
508. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
509. - Thank you.
- Sorry. Ok.Copy !req
510. Next.Copy !req