1. whoo. Yeah.Copy !req
2. Somebody make some
motherfucking noise in here!Copy !req
3. Fuck these people.Copy !req
4. Man, this place
is unbelievable.Copy !req
5. Fucking goolybib, man.Copy !req
6. Those guys build
a mediocre piece of software,Copy !req
7. That might be worth
something someday,Copy !req
8. And now they live here.Copy !req
9. There's money flying
all over silicon valleyCopy !req
10. But none of it ever
seems to hit us.Copy !req
11. What the hell
are you eating?Copy !req
12. Liquid shrimp.
It's 200 dollars a quart.Copy !req
13. Wylie dufresne made it.Copy !req
14. How does it taste?Copy !req
15. Like how I would imagine
cum tastes.Copy !req
16. You guys taking it all in?Copy !req
17. Because this is what
it looks like whenCopy !req
18. Google acquires your company
for over 200 million dollars.Copy !req
19. Look, dustin moskovitz.Copy !req
20. Elon musk. Eric schmidt.Copy !req
21. Whatever the fuck the guy's name
is who created photrio.Copy !req
22. I mean, kid rock
is the poorest person here.Copy !req
23. Apart from you guys.Copy !req
24. Ok, there's 40 billion dollarsCopy !req
25. Of net worth,
walking around this party.Copy !req
26. And you guys are standing
around drinking shrimpCopy !req
27. And talking about
what cum tastes like.Copy !req
28. Yeah, I heard that. You guys
live in my incubatorCopy !req
29. You've got to network.
That's why I brought you here.Copy !req
30. I got us in here.Copy !req
31. Javeed over there
is my ex-room-mate.Copy !req
32. Yeah, but I drove.Copy !req
33. Eric schmidt, erlich bachman.Copy !req
34. It's amazing how the men
and women at these thingsCopy !req
35. Always separate like this.Copy !req
36. Yeah, every party in
silicon valley ends up
like a hasidic wedding.Copy !req
37. Not even the goolybib guys
were talking to girls.Copy !req
38. They don't have to,
big head.Copy !req
39. This house talks to girls.Copy !req
40. Hello! Whoo!Copy !req
41. I got seven words for you.Copy !req
42. I loveCopy !req
43. Goolybib's integrated-Copy !req
44. Multi-platform-functionality!Copy !req
45. - Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
46. But seriously,Copy !req
47. You know, a few days ago,
when we were sitting down
with barack obama,Copy !req
48. I turned to these
guys and said,Copy !req
49. "ok, you know, we're making
a lot of money.Copy !req
50. And yes, we're disrupting
digital media.Copy !req
51. But most importantlyCopy !req
52. We're making the world
a better place.Copy !req
53. Through
constructing elegantCopy !req
54. Hierarchies for maximum
code reuse and extensibility."Copy !req
55. So everyone.Copy !req
56. Here's to many more nights
just like this one.Copy !req
57. Take it away,
my good friend, kid rock.Copy !req
58. What a dick.Copy !req
59. Big head,
there is a personal ad sectionCopy !req
60. On this asperger site.Copy !req
61. Holy shit,
this one is looking forCopy !req
62. A "relationship that
has the potential to becomeCopy !req
63. Sexual in nature."Copy !req
64. Boy, is she on the spectrum.Copy !req
65. She can't even make eye
contact with the camera.Copy !req
66. Richard, can I talk
to you for a second?Copy !req
67. - Solo.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
68. We need to talk
about pied piper.Copy !req
69. What about it?
The website's up and running,Copy !req
70. I'm just redesigning
the compression.
It just needs users.Copy !req
71. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
72. But even if somebody
wanted to use itCopy !req
73. They wouldn't be able
to figure out how to.
It's incomprehensible.Copy !req
74. Now, richard,
when you pitched meCopy !req
75. Pied piper you said it was
gonna be, "the google of music."Copy !req
76. Which is a really rad way
to pitch something.Copy !req
77. I mean, I liked it.
I thought it had "applications".Copy !req
78. No, it has all that.
Look, when it blows up,Copy !req
79. And it will once it reaches
a critical mass of users,Copy !req
80. Pied piper will be able
to search the whole worldCopy !req
81. Of recorded music to find out
if there's a match to see ifCopy !req
82. You're infringing
on any copyrighted material.Copy !req
83. So, if you're a songwriter
or a band...Copy !req
84. Ok, first of all,
nobody gives a shitCopy !req
85. About stealing
other people's music, ok?Copy !req
86. Everybody involved
in the music industryCopy !req
87. Is either stealing it
or sharing it.Copy !req
88. They're all a bunch of assholes,
especially radiohead.Copy !req
89. - Look, richard...
- No.Copy !req
90. Yeah, they're assholes.Copy !req
91. Now, look, richard,
if you want to live here,Copy !req
92. You've got to deliver.Copy !req
93. I can't have dead weight
at my incubator, ok?Copy !req
94. Either that, or show some
promise for fuck's sake.Copy !req
95. Like nipalert. Big head's app.Copy !req
96. It gives you the location
of a woman with erect nipples.Copy !req
97. Now, that's something
people want.Copy !req
98. Richard, you need to get
in touch with humanity.Copy !req
99. When I sold my company,
aviato,Copy !req
100. I wanted to give back.
That's why I started this place,Copy !req
101. To do something big.
To make a difference.Copy !req
102. You know, like steve.Copy !req
103. Uh, jobs or wozniak?Copy !req
104. Steve jobs or steve...Copy !req
105. Oh, I heard you.Copy !req
106. - Which one?
- Jobs.Copy !req
107. I mean, jobs was a poser.
He didn't even write code.Copy !req
108. You just disappeared
up your own asshole.Copy !req
109. - You know that? You did.
- Well, technically...Copy !req
110. Big head,
I'm gonna be meditating.Copy !req
111. He knew how to package
the ideas, but it was
wozniak that...Copy !req
112. What is hooli?
Excellent question.Copy !req
113. Hooli isn't just
another high tech company.Copy !req
114. Hooli isn't just
about software.Copy !req
115. Hooli. Hooli is about people.Copy !req
116. Hooli is about
innovative technologyCopy !req
117. That makes a difference,Copy !req
118. Transforming the world
as we know it.Copy !req
119. Making the world
a better place,Copy !req
120. Through minimal message
oriented transport layers.Copy !req
121. I firmly believe we can
only achieve greatnessCopy !req
122. If first
we achieve goodness.Copy !req
123. Erlich is gonna
kick me out.Copy !req
124. And I can't afford
to pay rent here.Copy !req
125. It's insane. $2800 a month,Copy !req
126. $4500 a month...
With five people.Copy !req
127. Jesus! Why is it
so expensive here?Copy !req
128. Look at this place,
it's a shithole.Copy !req
129. Uh-oh. Here's another one.Copy !req
130. Miss palo alto, 2k14.Copy !req
131. There she goes.Copy !req
132. Oh god, the marketing team
is having another bike meeting.Copy !req
133. Douchebags.Copy !req
134. Yup, another day inside the
gavin belson cult compound.Copy !req
135. Hey, did you hear what
peter gregory is doing?Copy !req
136. You mean buying that
island in the pacific?Copy !req
137. No, he's building
one actually.Copy !req
138. Baller.Copy !req
139. Anyway, he's also offering
a hundred kCopy !req
140. To people willing to skip
or drop out of collegeCopy !req
141. To pursue their idea.Copy !req
142. I don't know what
happened to that guy,Copy !req
143. But he really
hates college.Copy !req
144. Anyway, he's doing a ted talks
in palo alto tonight.Copy !req
145. - We should try to get in.
- I dropped out of college.Copy !req
146. Maybe I should re-enroll
and drop out again.Copy !req
147. Try and get the money.Copy !req
148. Brogrammers.Copy !req
149. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
150. Hey, uh, a double macchiato
for me, dude.Copy !req
151. Yeah.Copy !req
152. Hey, rico,
you been working out?Copy !req
153. No. No, I have not.Copy !req
154. I don't have time to
even if I wanted to.Copy !req
155. I'm too busy
working on my website.Copy !req
156. Uh, I just, I don't want to
end up being a hooli lifer.Copy !req
157. You know,
working here forever.Copy !req
158. Yeah, working for the most
innovative company in the world,Copy !req
159. With top pay
and vested stock options.Copy !req
160. I can totally see why
you wouldn't want that.Copy !req
161. Yeah, you're like an artist.
An entrepreneur.Copy !req
162. An iconoclast.Copy !req
163. I don't know, maybe.Copy !req
164. Dude, we're just
messing with you.Copy !req
165. But we really want
to help you with your site.Copy !req
166. What's it called?Copy !req
167. Pied piper.Copy !req
168. - Dude, sounds amazing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
169. Why don't you shoot it over
to us and we'll give it a look.Copy !req
170. Maybe we can help.Copy !req
171. - Uh, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
172. Ok, yeah.Copy !req
173. I mean it's always good
to have more eyes on it.Copy !req
174. It's... Sent it.Copy !req
175. Oh, you're making fun of me.Copy !req
176. - Dude, no.
- No, you are.Copy !req
177. - Aw, ricky, man.
- Ricky. Ricky, come back.Copy !req
178. It's actually richard,
so that's...Copy !req
179. - Pied wiper.
- Wide diaper.Copy !req
180. Gates, ellison,Copy !req
181. Jobs, dell.Copy !req
182. All dropped out of college.Copy !req
183. Silicon valley
is the cradle of innovationCopy !req
184. Because of drop outs.Copy !req
185. College... Has become a cruelCopy !req
186. Expensive joke
on the poorCopy !req
187. And the middle classCopy !req
188. That benefits only
the perpetrators of it.Copy !req
189. - The bloated administrators.
- You are a dangerous man,Copy !req
190. Spewing ignorance!Copy !req
191. I don't think so.Copy !req
192. I'm just saying people
should trust themselvesCopy !req
193. More than a system that happily
churns out unemployed debtorsCopy !req
194. And provides dubious value.Copy !req
195. The true value of a college
education is intangible.Copy !req
196. The true value of snake-oil
is intangible as well.Copy !req
197. Fascist.Copy !req
198. Anything?Copy !req
199. The usual riffs
on twitter and instagram.Copy !req
200. Nothing I'd fund.Copy !req
201. - Hi, excuse me, mr. Gregory?Copy !req
202. I have an idea I'd love
to pitch you, if you have time.Copy !req
203. Oh.Copy !req
204. Well, that is before I just
give up and go back to college.Copy !req
205. Don't! Do not do that.Copy !req
206. Go work at burger king.Copy !req
207. Go into the woods and forage
for nuts and berries.Copy !req
208. Do not go back to college!Copy !req
209. I think I have been played.Copy !req
210. Fine. Go ahead and pitch.Copy !req
211. You have until I fasten
the seatbelt in my car.Copy !req
212. Thank you so much.Copy !req
213. Pied piper is a proprietary
site that lets you find outCopy !req
214. If your music is infringing
on any existing copyrights.Copy !req
215. So, imagine you were
a songwriter, ok?Copy !req
216. I don't think
I could write a song.Copy !req
217. Yeah, no, just imagine
if you were.Copy !req
218. I don't even think
I could say, "pied piper
is a proprietary site."Copy !req
219. Well, I just did,
but it wasn't easy.Copy !req
220. Crunching all those songsCopy !req
221. To find matches sounds
like it would take
incredible processing power.Copy !req
222. - I mean...
- Yes.Copy !req
223. Yes, it does.Copy !req
224. No, no. Its...
I made an algorithm.Copy !req
225. Look, why don't you send me
a link to your project
and we'll take a look.Copy !req
226. Ok, yeah, great.Copy !req
227. I put the prototype
up on github.Copy !req
228. Pied piper. I'll look it up.Copy !req
229. It's like the fable
with the kidsCopy !req
230. And then the rats
and the music.Copy !req
231. That is a narrow car.Copy !req
232. Fucking billionaires.Copy !req
233. Hey, wanna check
out twig-boy's website?Copy !req
234. Yes, I do.Copy !req
235. You have to download
your own media player?Copy !req
236. Ahh.Copy !req
237. Look at me,
I traveled back to 2009.Copy !req
238. Wait a sec.Copy !req
239. What is this file size?Copy !req
240. 1.2 megabytes? No way.Copy !req
241. Wow, that doesn't
sound at all downgraded.Copy !req
242. The file size is like, half.Copy !req
243. And look how fast
this search is.Copy !req
244. Holy shit, how did it
find a match that fast?Copy !req
245. It's like it's searching
compressed files?Copy !req
246. No way.Copy !req
247. Look at that weissman score.Copy !req
248. 2.89.Copy !req
249. Hey, where have you two been?Copy !req
250. We're playing the multi-channel
router team in five minutes.Copy !req
251. Ok, how the hell
did he do this?Copy !req
252. And the compression
is totally lossless.Copy !req
253. And he's somehow figured out
a way to do a search
on a compressed data space.Copy !req
254. - Holy shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
255. And I don't think he even
realizes what he has here.Copy !req
256. He's using it
for some silly songwriter app.Copy !req
257. All these guys are like that,
they're all about
consumer facing.Copy !req
258. Right, but you take
something like this,Copy !req
259. Make it business facing
and use it for enterprise?Copy !req
260. The applications
could be endless.Copy !req
261. Hey, I thought you
were a satanist?Copy !req
262. I'm a laveyan satanistCopy !req
263. With some theistic tendencies.Copy !req
264. Oh, some theistic
tendencies.Copy !req
265. Well then,
what's with the cross?Copy !req
266. It's an upside down cross.Copy !req
267. Not from here it isn't.Copy !req
268. Oh, I see, you know
what you should do?Copy !req
269. You should get another tattoo
that says, "this side up" on it.Copy !req
270. How does this
translate into farsi?Copy !req
271. That's not
the language I speak.Copy !req
272. frontier airlines just happened
to like mine, aviato.Copy !req
273. And that's how
I got to where I am.Copy !req
274. So... What do you got?Copy !req
275. Ok, here it is.Copy !req
276. Bit soup.Copy !req
277. It's like alphabet soup butCopy !req
278. It's ones and zeros
instead of the letters.Copy !req
279. 'cause it's binary. You know,
binary is just ones and zeroes.Copy !req
280. Yeah, I know what binary is.Copy !req
281. Jesus christ! I memorized
the hexadecimal times tablesCopy !req
282. When I was 14
writing machine code!Copy !req
283. Ok. Ask me what nine
times f is.Copy !req
284. It's fleventyfive.Copy !req
285. I do not need you
telling me what binary is,Copy !req
286. Just like I don't need you
thinking about soup or
taking pictures of it.Copy !req
287. I need you thinking about
apps, software, websites.Copy !req
288. This is silicon valley,
all right, not...Copy !req
289. Paris, texas.Copy !req
290. That's where campbell's soup is.Copy !req
291. it's the hooli number again.Copy !req
292. It's probably those
brogrammers.Copy !req
293. Can't wait to tell me
how stupid my website is.Copy !req
294. Assholes.Copy !req
295. Hello, richard hendricks.
I'm a total fucking retard.Copy !req
296. Uh. Hi, this is jared dunn
calling from hooli.Copy !req
297. I'm calling
a behalf of gavin belson.Copy !req
298. I didn't... Hi.Copy !req
299. Gavin is very excited about
your pied piper applicationCopy !req
300. And we were wondering
if you could come inCopy !req
301. For a sit-down with us.Copy !req
302. - Are you available now?
- Ok.Copy !req
303. - Sure. Yes.
- Ok, we'll be here.Copy !req
304. good-bye.Copy !req
305. Uh, I have a meeting
with gavin belson.Copy !req
306. He likes pied piper.Copy !req
307. - Holy shit.
- I own 10 percent
of pied piper.Copy !req
308. You said it was
a shitty idea.Copy !req
309. It was a shitty idea.Copy !req
310. I'm not sure what it is now.Copy !req
311. - What time's the meeting?
- Right now.Copy !req
312. I'm gonna need
a better shirt.Copy !req
313. Holy shit.Copy !req
314. What the fuck
am I waiting for? See ya.Copy !req
315. Well, it's like gavin
always says, "it takes
change to make change."Copy !req
316. Yeah, I think I've seen
that written around.Copy !req
317. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
318. Gavin is running 30 minutes lateCopy !req
319. But you should know he is very
excited to see you, richard.Copy !req
320. He's with his spiritual advisor.Copy !req
321. He shouldn't be
that much longer.Copy !req
322. I'm a vp here and I
only get to see him
about ten minutes a month.Copy !req
323. But that 10 minutes
is just incredible.Copy !req
324. I heard richard hendricks
was here.Copy !req
325. Have you ever
met gavin before?Copy !req
326. - No.
- No?Copy !req
327. Oh, I told him,
it's amazing.Copy !req
328. That hardly begins
to describe it.Copy !req
329. It's weird.Copy !req
330. They always travel
in groups of five.Copy !req
331. These programmers, there's
always a tall skinny white guy,Copy !req
332. Short skinny asian guy,Copy !req
333. Fat guy with a ponytail,Copy !req
334. Some guy with
crazy facial hairCopy !req
335. And then
an east indian guy.Copy !req
336. It's like they trade guys until
they all have the right group.Copy !req
337. You clearly have a great
understanding of humanity.Copy !req
338. And gavin said:
I'm not humiliating you,Copy !req
339. I'm elevating you.Copy !req
340. Ah, gavin.Copy !req
341. This is richard.Copy !req
342. It's peter gregory.Copy !req
343. Ah, no.Copy !req
344. Come on, big head.Copy !req
345. Yeah, I'm coming. Slow...Copy !req
346. Why are you going that fast?Copy !req
347. We've got a meeting with
gavin belson. Pick up the pace.Copy !req
348. - We honestly don't.
- Come on.Copy !req
349. I'm actually outside
of gavin belson's office
right now, mr. Gregory.Copy !req
350. Uh, here he comes,
so can I call you back in...Copy !req
351. So, richard hendricks is here!Copy !req
352. There you are, richard.Copy !req
353. So sorry these gentleman
have kept you waiting.Copy !req
354. - That's fine.
- So here's the thing.Copy !req
355. I love what you did.Copy !req
356. - Really?
- Fill him in, jared.Copy !req
357. Now, as you know,
hooli is seen as possiblyCopy !req
358. The most progressive
company in the world.Copy !req
359. Part of that is gavin's
commitment to social justice,Copy !req
360. But part of it is
his personal commitmentCopy !req
361. To the people
that work at hooli.Copy !req
362. In that spirit gavin
is prepared to give you
a very substantial raise...Copy !req
363. And a promotion to go with it.Copy !req
364. I own 10 percent.Copy !req
365. He created it while
living in my incubator.Copy !req
366. Erlich bachman.
This is big head.Copy !req
367. I don't know what any of that
means, but I'll give you six
hundred thousand dollars for it.Copy !req
368. We have the reach
and the resources
to take what you have doneCopy !req
369. And push it to the global level.Copy !req
370. That is a generous offer.Copy !req
371. Shit, sorry. Hello.Copy !req
372. Really? No shit, that's...Copy !req
373. Uh, yeah, yeah. No here.
It's peter gregory.Copy !req
374. Not sure how he got my number?Copy !req
375. Uh, this is richard.Copy !req
376. I'll give you three million
dollars for it right now!Copy !req
377. Ah, gavin belson just
offered me three million
dollars for pied piper.Copy !req
378. I'm prepared to give you
three hundred thousand dollars.Copy !req
379. Peter gregory just
offered me 300, um...Copy !req
380. Did you say thousand dollars?Copy !req
381. For ten percent
of your company.Copy !req
382. Ok, four million.Copy !req
383. 200 thousand.Copy !req
384. - For five percent.
- Huh?Copy !req
385. You just went down.Copy !req
386. No, you're still valued
at four million dollars.Copy !req
387. But you own ninety-five
percent of a potential
billion-dollar company.Copy !req
388. And not just that, I will
help you build this company.Copy !req
389. I will introduce you to
the people you need to knowCopy !req
390. And provide the counsel
that you need.Copy !req
391. I will take a small piece, but
the company will belong to you.Copy !req
392. Not gavin belson.Copy !req
393. You have until
tomorrow to decide.Copy !req
394. Ah, ok.Copy !req
395. - Um, you know.
- Pull your head
out of your ass, richard.Copy !req
396. I'm offering you
four million dollars right now.Copy !req
397. I'm...Copy !req
398. That is a lot of money.Copy !req
399. You know,
I actually have to...Copy !req
400. I've got to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
401. I've got to pee.Copy !req
402. It's desperate.
I'm bursting.Copy !req
403. I'll be right back,
but right now...Copy !req
404. Ok, 10 million.Copy !req
405. No. Maybe.Copy !req
406. I didn't mean
to snap at you.Copy !req
407. I'll talk... In a bit.Copy !req
408. Won't be long.Copy !req
409. Little more about me.Copy !req
410. I am the founder of aviato,Copy !req
411. And I own a very small
percentage of grindr.Copy !req
412. It's a men to men dating siteCopy !req
413. Where you can find other men
within 10 miles of youCopy !req
414. Interested in having
sexual intercourse
in a public restroom.Copy !req
415. In the homosexual community
there's sometimes anonymous...Copy !req
416. I know what grindr is.Copy !req
417. I have gay friends.Copy !req
418. So you will survive.Copy !req
419. It's just a garden variety
panic attack.Copy !req
420. Welcome to silicon valley.Copy !req
421. We see people like you
all the time.Copy !req
422. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
423. It's just I have to make
this decision by tomorrow.Copy !req
424. Yeah. You know, a while back,Copy !req
425. We had a guy in here
in almost the exact
same situation,Copy !req
426. "take the money
or keep the company."Copy !req
427. What happened?Copy !req
428. Well, a couple months later,Copy !req
429. He was brought into the er with
a self-inflicted gunshot wound.Copy !req
430. I guess he really regretted
not taking that money.Copy !req
431. He shot himself because
he turned down the money?Copy !req
432. Yeah.Copy !req
433. Or no, he took the money.Copy !req
434. Or no.Copy !req
435. No, he did not. I don't...
You know what?Copy !req
436. I don't remember.
But whatever it was,Copy !req
437. He regretted it so much
that he ended up
shooting himself.Copy !req
438. - And now he's blind.
- He's blind?Copy !req
439. Yeah, just fyi, if you're
ever gonna shoot yourself,Copy !req
440. Don't hold the gun
up to your temple, ok?Copy !req
441. Because that just
basically just took outCopy !req
442. Both of his optic nerves
and then,Copy !req
443. You know,
half of his face.Copy !req
444. And then his wife left him,
because, you know.Copy !req
445. - Yikes.
- Right.Copy !req
446. He may have been
a genius programmerCopy !req
447. But not so much
with human anatomy.Copy !req
448. Or decision making,
for that matter.Copy !req
449. Now he's got to
live with all thatCopy !req
450. And whatever terrible decision
he made about the money.Copy !req
451. Uh. And what do I do if I feel
another panic attack coming on.Copy !req
452. Would you be
interested in a deviceCopy !req
453. That links up to your
smartphone and it keeps trackCopy !req
454. Of your vitals
and it tells you,
even before it's happening,Copy !req
455. Whether you're having
a panic attack or
an actual heart attack?Copy !req
456. Yeah, that sounds great.Copy !req
457. You would, right?
Ok, that's great news.Copy !req
458. Because it's still in prototype
phase right now,Copy !req
459. But my start-up partners
and I are looking for investors.Copy !req
460. Like today. So will you
please let me know...Copy !req
461. I'm going to give you my number.Copy !req
462. If you do end up taking
that 10 million dollarsCopy !req
463. Because we could really make
the world a better place.Copy !req
464. - whoa! Oh, jeez!Copy !req
465. Richard.Copy !req
466. Hi, monica. I work
with peter gregory.Copy !req
467. - We met outside the ted...
- Yeah, I remember you.Copy !req
468. What... How'd you
know I was here?Copy !req
469. Peter gregory
is invested in a companyCopy !req
470. That uses gps in phones
to track people.Copy !req
471. That's creepy.Copy !req
472. You don't know
the half of it.Copy !req
473. And neither does congress.Copy !req
474. - Are you ok?
- Look, I don't want
to waste your time.Copy !req
475. I think I gotta take
the money from gavin belson.Copy !req
476. At least this way when
I blow my eyeballs outCopy !req
477. I'll have some money
left for my family.Copy !req
478. Jesus.Copy !req
479. Sorry. That is
a terrible doctor in there.Copy !req
480. Richard, buried in
that clunky ui of yoursCopy !req
481. Is a compression algorithm that
blew our engineering team away.Copy !req
482. And what do you think hooli
is going to do with it?Copy !req
483. I don't know.
That's their business.Copy !req
484. This is your baby.Copy !req
485. Do you even realize
the impact that a compressionCopy !req
486. This good could have
on the world?Copy !req
487. Getting any file on your
mobile phone in an instant.Copy !req
488. Navigation data
for self-driving cars,Copy !req
489. Mobile medical imagery,Copy !req
490. All transmitting
with no quality loss.Copy !req
491. This is game-changing.Copy !req
492. Don't you want to be
in the driver's seat
when that happens?Copy !req
493. You really want to just
turn it all over
to hooli and walk away?Copy !req
494. Well, you are not making
this easier for me.Copy !req
495. I'm not trying to.Copy !req
496. I mean you're actually
making it worse.Copy !req
497. My hands are tingling.
I have this metal taste
in my mouth.Copy !req
498. Actually, I can't
go back in there,
so I'm going to go home.Copy !req
499. - Let me give you a ride home.
- Good to see you again.Copy !req
500. Uh, ok. Thanks.Copy !req
501. Dude, where have you been?Copy !req
502. Why won't you
answer your phone?Copy !req
503. Man, this has grown
way beyond angellist.Copy !req
504. Andreesen, elevation and like
a bunch of other seed firms
are piling onto this thing.Copy !req
505. I mean, they've been
calling erlich.Copy !req
506. He's out of control.Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. What if we took
peter gregory's 200kCopy !req
509. And built our own company?Copy !req
510. I'm sorry. You said we.Copy !req
511. Who's that in
reference to exactly?Copy !req
512. You, me, dinesh, big head, us.Copy !req
513. I mean, right now
pied piper just does audio,Copy !req
514. But I'm thinking
of ways to
compress images, video...Copy !req
515. I mean,
maybe peter gregory's right.Copy !req
516. Maybe this could be huge.Copy !req
517. Look, guys,
for thousands of yearsCopy !req
518. Guys like us have gotten
the shit kicked out of us.Copy !req
519. But now, for the first time,
we are living in an eraCopy !req
520. Where we can be in charge
and build empires.Copy !req
521. We could be
the vikings of our day.Copy !req
522. - Vikings?
- How are you feeling?Copy !req
523. You look super
fucked up to be honest.Copy !req
524. who ate my
fucking quinoa again?Copy !req
525. So you're really about to go
tell erlich that he's not going
to get his one million dollars?Copy !req
526. Yeah, I don't want to be
there when you do that.Copy !req
527. I would like to be
there when you do that.Copy !req
528. No, just stay here, please.Copy !req
529. Hey.Copy !req
530. Um, so, I've been
thinking aboutCopy !req
531. This whole peter gregory,
gavin belson thing.Copy !req
532. And, um, I think I'm going
to go with peter gregory.Copy !req
533. - Uh, which I know means...
- Richard.Copy !req
534. I know that you look at me,
and see a guy who has
it all figured out.Copy !req
535. And for the most part,
you're right, I do.Copy !req
536. When I sold aviato,Copy !req
537. It gave me a house,
money, fancy clothes,Copy !req
538. The universal respect
of all the ladies.Copy !req
539. But there's always been
a hole in my heart.Copy !req
540. Not a literal hole
like you would findCopy !req
541. In some babies
with congenital diseases,Copy !req
542. But a metaphorical hole.Copy !req
543. I guess that hole
is the "what if".Copy !req
544. What if I didn't sell?Copy !req
545. I'll never know.Copy !req
546. And so I guess what I'm saying
to you now is,Copy !req
547. You're like me, richard.Copy !req
548. You want to build somethingCopy !req
549. And see it through.Copy !req
550. So, just to be clear.Copy !req
551. You're all right with me
saying no to a dealCopy !req
552. That will net you
a million dollars outright?Copy !req
553. No, richard. I'm not
all right with it.Copy !req
554. I'm excited about it.Copy !req
555. Let's see how high this
rocket can fly, partner.Copy !req
556. Ok. Great.Copy !req
557. That's great.Copy !req
558. Not partners, exactly.Copy !req
559. But everything else is great.Copy !req
560. Call it what you want.Copy !req
561. always blue,
always blue, always blue,Copy !req
562. Always blue,
always blue, always blue,Copy !req
563. Always blue, always...Copy !req
564. Oh! That was a yellow.Copy !req
565. What was that, 17?Copy !req
566. - Pretty good.
- Hey, guys...Copy !req
567. Guys, can I just kind of say
something real quick?Copy !req
568. I know it's stupid but, um...Copy !req
569. I just want to say, uh,Copy !req
570. I'd like for this company
to be different than hooliCopy !req
571. And goolybib and all the rest,
you know?Copy !req
572. Like, let's like not turn this
into a corporate cultCopy !req
573. With bike meetings
and voluntary retreatsCopy !req
574. That are actually mandatory.Copy !req
575. And claiming to make the world
a better place all the time.Copy !req
576. Let's, uh,
let's just think different.Copy !req
577. Don't think different.
That's apple.Copy !req
578. Uh, umm...Copy !req
579. Let's just...
Let's just do it.Copy !req
580. - That's nike, man.
- I know that's nike.Copy !req
581. - Yeah.
- Uh...Copy !req
582. Fuck it. I don't know.Copy !req
583. Let's just make it...
Let's just make it happen.Copy !req
584. Yeah, agreed.Copy !req
585. To his beneficence.Copy !req
586. Peter gregory?Copy !req
587. - The dark lord.
- Of course, the dark lord.Copy !req
588. Big head.Copy !req
589. God, he's worse high.Copy !req
590. always blue, always blue,
always blue, always blue...Copy !req