1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is s ilent library.
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3. Silence!
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4. Meet the players:
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5. Travis, Phil,
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6. Ian, Anthony,
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7. Jimmy, and Matt.
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8. Six friends, one team,
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9. playing for thousands
of dollars in cash.
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10. The players draw cards,
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11. and the one who gets
the skull and crossbones
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12. must endure
an unusual punishment.
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13. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money.
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14. But if he fails or if his
teammates make too much noise,
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15. they kiss it good-bye.
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16. Round one.
Each challenge is worth $300.
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17. Now, remember, silence! Begin.
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18. Silence!
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19. The contestant
has 20 seconds
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20. to lick all the cream cheese
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21. out of a stranger's
homemade bagel.
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22. It was just cream cheese.
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23. Fail.
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24. Jimmy and the guys
lost it,
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25. losing the challenge
in the process.
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26. So far, they have zero dollars.
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27. Yes!
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28. The contestant
must stay
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29. on an unpredictable treadmill
for 30 seconds.
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30. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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31. - Shh! Shh!
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32. Your endurance was admirable.
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33. You get the money.
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34. Matt's workout
is good for $300.
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35. The guys are now
in the win column.
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36. The contestant must attempt
to eat licorice for 20 seconds
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37. as it slaps him in the face.
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38. - Ow!
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39. I found satisfaction
in your suffering.
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40. You pass.
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41. Yes!
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42. Travis treats
the guys
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43. to another 300 bucks.
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44. Their winnings double to $600.
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45. Up next, it's game day for Ian,
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46. and Matt smells trouble
when silent library continues.
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47. Silence!
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48. Welcome back
to silent library.
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49. Today's team spent
round one getting tripped up
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50. and slapped down.
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51. So far, they have $600
to share.
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52. As always, one player endures
a punishment,
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53. while all six teammates
must stay quiet.
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54. Shh!
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55. Round two.
The challenges are worth $400.
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56. So do not forget to remember...
Silence!
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57. Proceed.
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58. Silence!
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59. The contestant
has 45 seconds
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60. to eat a TV dinner
that's frozen solid,
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61. made of meatloaf,
mashed potatoes,
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62. corn, and green beans.
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63. - Shh.
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64. Come on.
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65. You finished your meal.
You get your dessert.
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66. Phil's frozen
dinner is good for $400.
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67. The total rises to a grand.
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68. The contestant
must have footballs thrown
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69. at his stomach for 30 seconds.
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70. - Ooh!
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71. - Shh!
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72. - Shh. Shh.
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73. Your torment...
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74. - Pays off.
- Yes!
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75. Ian's win throws
another $400 into the pot.
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76. The total is now up to $1,400.
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77. Oh!
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78. The contestant
must have foul-smelling gas
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79. released up his nostrils.
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80. - Shh.
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81. - Shh! Shh!
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82. You showed discipline.
He did not.
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83. You fail.
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84. Matt was let down
by his teammate.
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85. The winning streak is over,
and so is round two.
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86. Still to come,
Anthony gets trashed,
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87. and the guys get served
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88. by 30 rock's Judah friedlander.
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89. Silence!
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90. When silent library
returns.
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91. Silence!
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92. Welcome back
to the library.
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93. Today's team has been whipped,
blasted, and grossed out
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94. like never before.
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95. So far, they have $1,400
to show for it.
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96. Remember, whoever draws
the wrong card gets punished,
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97. and they're all playing
as a team.
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98. Round three.
The prizes are doubled to $800.
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99. But ignore this
at your own risk, silence!
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100. Continue.
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101. Silence!
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102. - Shh.
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103. The contestant must
allow three remote-control cars
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104. to collide with his crotch.
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105. - Shh. Shh.
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106. Your pain is the team's gain.
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107. - You pass.
- Yes!
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108. Yes!
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109. Matt's victory
drives up the total,
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110. which now stands
at 2,200 bucks.
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111. The contestant must drink a
cupful of foul-smelling liquid
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112. drained from the bottom
of a kitchen garbage bag.
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113. That was impressive. You win.
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114. Yes!
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115. Anthony polished off
the trash water.
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116. The team's total jumps
to 3 grand.
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117. In this challenge,
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118. five contestants must endure
the punishment.
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119. And only one teammate is safe.
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120. The five contestants must face
a 30-second barrage
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121. of ping pong balls, courtesy of
actor Judah friedlander.
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122. - Ow!
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123. - Shh! Shh!
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124. - Shh! Shh! Shh!
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125. - Shh! Shh!
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126. You took a beating.
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127. - You take the cash.
- Yes!
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128. The guys came
together to sweep round three.
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129. They now have $3,800
in the bank.
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130. Coming up, Jimmy has
way too much coffee...
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131. Silence!
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132. When silent library
returns.
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133. Silence!
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134. We're back
with the final round
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135. of silent library.
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136. Today, the guys have
been punished by foul gas,
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137. a creamy navel,
and Judah friedlander.
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138. They now have $3,800.
The rules remain the same.
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139. Whoever gets the skull
and crossbones gets punished,
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140. and everyone must stay quiet.
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141. Final round, worth $1,000.
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142. So do not fail to obey. Silence!
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143. Finish the game.
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144. Silence!
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145. Shh. Shh.
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146. While holding
a coffee cup,
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147. the contestant must be shot
with coffee, milk, sugar cubes,
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148. powdered chocolate,
and whipped cream.
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149. - Shh! Shh! Shh!
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150. Your ordeal ends...
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151. In failure. No money!
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152. The guys were
too loud,
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153. so they lose
the day's final challenge.
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154. But they still walk away
with 3,800 bucks.
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155. Congratulations, guys.
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156. You survived silent library,
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157. and you won some cash,
$634 per player.
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158. Not bad for a day
at the library.
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159. Silence!
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