Silent Library 4x9

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Travis, Phil, Ian, Anthony, Jimmy and Matt get whipped, shot at, and grossed out in the Silent Library. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Bagel Belly, Run Down, Spun Licorice * Round 2: Not Hot Meal, Tired Belly, Bad Nose Air * Round 3: Private Crash, Leaked Garbage, Heads Ping * Round 4: Drink Problem

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1. I'm zero kazama. This is not a game show.

2. This is s ilent library.

3. Silence!

4. Meet the players:

5. Travis, Phil,

6. Ian, Anthony,

7. Jimmy, and Matt.

8. Six friends, one team,

9. playing for thousands of dollars in cash.

10. The players draw cards,

11. and the one who gets the skull and crossbones

12. must endure an unusual punishment.

13. If he completes the challenge, the team wins money.

14. But if he fails or if his teammates make too much noise,

15. they kiss it good-bye.

16. Round one. Each challenge is worth $300.

17. Now, remember, silence! Begin.

18. Silence!

19. The contestant has 20 seconds

20. to lick all the cream cheese

21. out of a stranger's homemade bagel.

22. It was just cream cheese.

23. Fail.

24. Jimmy and the guys lost it,

25. losing the challenge in the process.

26. So far, they have zero dollars.

27. Yes!

28. The contestant must stay

29. on an unpredictable treadmill for 30 seconds.

30. Shh. Shh. Shh.

31. - Shh! Shh!

32. Your endurance was admirable.

33. You get the money.

34. Matt's workout is good for $300.

35. The guys are now in the win column.

36. The contestant must attempt to eat licorice for 20 seconds

37. as it slaps him in the face.

38. - Ow!

39. I found satisfaction in your suffering.

40. You pass.

41. Yes!

42. Travis treats the guys

43. to another 300 bucks.

44. Their winnings double to $600.

45. Up next, it's game day for Ian,

46. and Matt smells trouble when silent library continues.

47. Silence!

48. Welcome back to silent library.

49. Today's team spent round one getting tripped up

50. and slapped down.

51. So far, they have $600 to share.

52. As always, one player endures a punishment,

53. while all six teammates must stay quiet.

54. Shh!

55. Round two. The challenges are worth $400.

56. So do not forget to remember... Silence!

57. Proceed.

58. Silence!

59. The contestant has 45 seconds

60. to eat a TV dinner that's frozen solid,

61. made of meatloaf, mashed potatoes,

62. corn, and green beans.

63. - Shh.

64. Come on.

65. You finished your meal. You get your dessert.

66. Phil's frozen dinner is good for $400.

67. The total rises to a grand.

68. The contestant must have footballs thrown

69. at his stomach for 30 seconds.

70. - Ooh!

71. - Shh!

72. - Shh. Shh.

73. Your torment...

74. - Pays off. - Yes!

75. Ian's win throws another $400 into the pot.

76. The total is now up to $1,400.

77. Oh!

78. The contestant must have foul-smelling gas

79. released up his nostrils.

80. - Shh.

81. - Shh! Shh!

82. You showed discipline. He did not.

83. You fail.

84. Matt was let down by his teammate.

85. The winning streak is over, and so is round two.

86. Still to come, Anthony gets trashed,

87. and the guys get served

88. by 30 rock's Judah friedlander.

89. Silence!

90. When silent library returns.

91. Silence!

92. Welcome back to the library.

93. Today's team has been whipped, blasted, and grossed out

94. like never before.

95. So far, they have $1,400 to show for it.

96. Remember, whoever draws the wrong card gets punished,

97. and they're all playing as a team.

98. Round three. The prizes are doubled to $800.

99. But ignore this at your own risk, silence!

100. Continue.

101. Silence!

102. - Shh.

103. The contestant must allow three remote-control cars

104. to collide with his crotch.

105. - Shh. Shh.

106. Your pain is the team's gain.

107. - You pass. - Yes!

108. Yes!

109. Matt's victory drives up the total,

110. which now stands at 2,200 bucks.

111. The contestant must drink a cupful of foul-smelling liquid

112. drained from the bottom of a kitchen garbage bag.

113. That was impressive. You win.

114. Yes!

115. Anthony polished off the trash water.

116. The team's total jumps to 3 grand.

117. In this challenge,

118. five contestants must endure the punishment.

119. And only one teammate is safe.

120. The five contestants must face a 30-second barrage

121. of ping pong balls, courtesy of actor Judah friedlander.

122. - Ow!

123. - Shh! Shh!

124. - Shh! Shh! Shh!

125. - Shh! Shh!

126. You took a beating.

127. - You take the cash. - Yes!

128. The guys came together to sweep round three.

129. They now have $3,800 in the bank.

130. Coming up, Jimmy has way too much coffee...

131. Silence!

132. When silent library returns.

133. Silence!

134. We're back with the final round

135. of silent library.

136. Today, the guys have been punished by foul gas,

137. a creamy navel, and Judah friedlander.

138. They now have $3,800. The rules remain the same.

139. Whoever gets the skull and crossbones gets punished,

140. and everyone must stay quiet.

141. Final round, worth $1,000.

142. So do not fail to obey. Silence!

143. Finish the game.

144. Silence!

145. Shh. Shh.

146. While holding a coffee cup,

147. the contestant must be shot with coffee, milk, sugar cubes,

148. powdered chocolate, and whipped cream.

149. - Shh! Shh! Shh!

150. Your ordeal ends...

151. In failure. No money!

152. The guys were too loud,

153. so they lose the day's final challenge.

154. But they still walk away with 3,800 bucks.

155. Congratulations, guys.

156. You survived silent library,

157. and you won some cash, $634 per player.

158. Not bad for a day at the library.

159. Silence!