1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is silent library.
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3. Silence!
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4. Meet
the players:
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5. Mike
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6. vinny
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7. Chris
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8. James
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9. Lenny
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10. and z.
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11. Six friends, one team,
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12. playing for thousands of dollars
in cash.
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13. The players draw cards,
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14. and the one who gets the skull
and crossbones must endure
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15. an unusual punishment.
If he completes the challenge,
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16. the team wins money,
but if he fails
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17. or if his teammates
make too much noise,
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18. they kiss it good-bye.
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19. Round one.
Each challenge is worth $300,
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20. but keep this vow: Silence.
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21. Begin.
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22. Silence!
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23. Mm-hmm.
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24. - Shhh!
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25. - Oh.
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26. The contestant has
45 seconds to eat a peanut
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27. butter and jellyfish sandwich.
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28. - Here we go.
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29. Whoo.
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30. Stop.
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31. No.
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32. Clearly Lenny doesn't
like peanut butter.
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33. The guys are off
to a rough start.
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34. Damn it.
- Sh, sh, sh.
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35. - Gee!
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36. - Oh.
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37. The contestant must
have his upper body signed
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38. by two of our founding fathers.
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39. Your ordeal yields profit.
You win.
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40. Yes.
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41. Chris helped the team
declare victory.
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42. They're on the board with $300.
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43. Ohh.
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44. The contestant must
spend 20 seconds using
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45. an exercise machine that punches
him repeatedly in the crotch.
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46. Oh, my...
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47. I see no reason to punish you
further.
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48. - You pass.
- Yes!
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49. Z's workout is good
for another $300.
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50. The winnings double as the guys
prep for round two.
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51. Up next: Z hits the beach,
and vinny gets sandwiched
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52. when silent library continues.
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53. Silence!
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54. Welcome back
to silent library.
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55. Today's team spent round one
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56. having their stomachs turned
and their crotches punched.
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57. So far, they have $600.
Don't forget, one teammate gets
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58. punished, and all six players
must stay quiet.
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59. Round two,
worth $400 per challenge.
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60. Now remember: Silence.
Proceed.
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61. Silence!
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62. The contestant must
wear an inflating beach ball
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63. under his bathing suit
until it explodes.
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64. You showed courage, but
your friends lack discipline.
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65. You fail.
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66. Z went through
all that for nothing.
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67. The total remains stuck at $600.
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68. - Oh ho-ho-ho.
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69. Gee.
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70. The contestant must
allow a javelin thrower to hurl
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71. - three sandwiches at his body.
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72. - Oh!
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73. - Oh!
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74. Your composure served you well.
You get the money.
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75. Vinny delivers
the guys a $400 win.
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76. The total rises to a grand.
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77. - Mmm!
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78. Yeah.
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79. The contestant must
be spanked by a mechanical hand
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80. - for 20 seconds.
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81. Ooh, that's it, buddy.
That's it.
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82. Your punishment was
worthwhile.
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83. - You win.
- Yes!
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84. James hands the team
another win.
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85. They get ready for round three
with $1,400.
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86. Still to come:
Vinny gets dogged,
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87. and it's snack time for Lenny...
When silent library returns.
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88. Welcome back to the
library.
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89. The guys suffered through lots
of pain and humiliation
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90. in round three, and they have
$1,400 to show for it.
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91. Keep in mind: Whoever gets the
wrong card gets punished,
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92. and everyone must stay quiet.
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93. Round three. Each challenge is
now worth double: $800.
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94. And obey this command: Silence.
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95. Back to the game.
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96. Silence!
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97. Aahhh!
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98. The contestant must
be smacked by a skeleton
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99. for 20 seconds.
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100. Ho-ho-ho!
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101. Your pain had purpose.
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102. - You get the cash.
- Yes.
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103. James' victory is
good for 800 bones.
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104. The winnings rise to $2,200.
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105. Ohh.
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106. The contestant must
allow a teammate to use a
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107. paintball gun to turn him from
a white dog into a dalmatian.
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108. - Oh.
- That one hurt.
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109. Sorry.
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110. Agony, humiliation,
and victory.
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111. Yeah!
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112. Vinny earned his
spots.
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113. The total jumps to
$3,000.
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114. - Mm! Mm!
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115. The contestant has 30
seconds to lick
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116. all the powdered cheese off a
stranger's fingers.
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117. That was unacceptable.
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118. You lose.
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119. Lenny fell apart, so
the team loses.
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120. For now, the total stays put at
3 grand.
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121. Up next: The guys come out of
their shell
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122. Silence!
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123. When silent library returns.
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124. We're back with the
final round of silent library.
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125. Today the guys have faced
off against a flying skeleton,
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126. a nasty sandwich,
and a giant hand.
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127. Right now they've got $3,000.
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128. The rules remain the same:
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129. Whoever gets the skull and
crossbones pays the price,
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130. and everyone must stay quiet.
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131. Final round.
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132. This challenge is worth $1,000.
And do not disregard: Silence.
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133. Finish the game.
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134. Silence!
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135. In this challenge,
five contestants must endure
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136. the punishment, and only one
teammate is safe.
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137. Yeah.
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138. The five contestants
must allow a tortoise
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139. to slam each of them in the
crotch three times.
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140. - Oh!
- Oh!
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141. - Oh.
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142. - Oh!
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143. Oh, my god.
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144. That was worth every penny.
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145. - The money is yours.
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146. The guys came
together for the big money win.
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147. They end the day with a grand
total of 4,000 bucks.
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148. Congratulations, guys.
You survived silent library,
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149. and you won some cash.
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150. $667 per player.
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151. Not bad for a day
at the library.
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152. Silence!
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