Silent Library 4x22

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Chad, Brian, Mike, Dan, Matt and Dan, brush, squat, and knee their way to the top to win money in the Silent Library. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Wrong Brush, Strike Balls, Dressing Downed * Round 2: Beard Candy, Stunning Cow, Erupt in Rear * Round 3: Private Crash, Kneeded Push, Tender Buttons * Round 4: Nipple Race

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1. I'm zero mazama. This is not a game show.

2. This is silent library.

3. Meet the players.

4. Chad.

5. Brian.

6. Mike.

7. Dan.

8. Matt.

9. And Dan.

10. Six friends, one team, playing for thousands

11. of dollars in cash. The players draw cards,

12. and the one who gets the skull and crossbones must endure

13. an unusual punishment. If he completes the challenge,

14. the team wins money. But if he fails or if his

15. teammates make too much noise, they kiss it goodbye.

16. Round one. The challenges are worth $300.

17. But first and foremost, silence.

18. Yes.

19. - Yes, yes.

20. The contestant must brush his teeth with

21. a hairy brush for 20 seconds.

22. Come on. Stop, stop.

23. - Dude. - Ugh!

24. My gums...

25. - Very refreshing.

26. You win.

27. Chad cleaned up.

28. The guys are off to a good start, with $300 to share.

29. The contestant must be punished by a bowler.

30. I see no reason to punish you further.

31. - You pass. Yes!

32. Mike doubles the team's total.

33. The guys are now up to $600.

34. Whew.

35. Yes, yes!

36. The contestant has 30 seconds to down five shots

37. filled with salad dressing. Including Italian, Caesar,

38. Russian, French, and blue cheese.

39. Ugh.

40. Nice!

41. Most impressive. You win.

42. Yes!

43. Matt downed the dressing, so the guys sweep

44. round one. They move ahead with $900.

45. - Up next, Dan gets zapped,

46. and Mike gets a taste of magic.

47. When silent library continues.

48. Welcome back to silent library.

49. So far the game has seen it's share of pain and

50. suffering, and the day is just getting started.

51. Right now, they've got $900.

52. Keep in mind, one contestant endures the

53. punishment while his teammates must stay quiet.

54. - Round two.

55. The challenges are worth $400. The primary rule?

56. Silence! Continue.

57. The contestant has 30 seconds to eat a wizard's

58. foul tasting cotton candy beard.

59. Oh! Gross.

60. You were brave, but your friends were too rowdy. Fail.

61. Mike and the guys lose for the first time today.

62. Their total stays put at 900 bucks.

63. While dressed as a cow, the contestant must be

64. zapped three times by an electric cattle prod.

65. Pain, humiliation, and success.

66. Yes! Dan's prodding

67. gets the team back on track. They add $400,

68. for a total of $1,300.

69. The contestant must crouch

70. above an active volcano.

71. Too rowdy, you fail.

72. Chad couldn't keep his friends from erupting.

73. They miss out on more cash,

74. but still have $1,300.

75. Still to come, Dan gets pushed

76. to the limit, and Brian crashes and burns.

77. When silent library returns.

78. Welcome back to the library.

79. After a perfect first round, the guys had a hard time

80. staying quiet in round two. For now, the total stands

81. at $1,300. Remember the rules, whoever

82. gets the wrong card gets punished, and they're playing

83. together as a team.

84. - Round three.

85. Each challenge is worth $800. So don't forget, silence!

86. - Yes!

87. The contestant must allow three

88. remote control cars to collide with his crotch.

89. Dude, dead on. I know.

90. - Your torment leads . . . To triumph.

91. - Yes! Brian's pain is the

92. team's gain. They add 800 bucks, for a total of 2,100.

93. While in a swing, the contestant must allow

94. his knees to scrape against a carpet for 20 seconds.

95. - Oh!

96. I feel so bad. Oh, my...

97. - Your agony . . . Pays off. Dan scrapes out

98. another win. The team's total jumps to $2,900.

99. - Yes!

100. While dressed as a gingerbread man, the contestant

101. must be shot with gumdrop buttons for 20 seconds.

102. - No discipline, no money.

103. Dan got shot for nothing.

104. The team loses and preps for the final round with $2,900.

105. Coming up, the guy's nipples are off to the races.

106. We're back with the final round

107. of silent library. Today's team has been pushed,

108. zapped, and humiliated.

109. With one challenge left, there's $2,900 in the pot.

110. As always, everyone must stay quiet, and they're playing

111. together for the cash.

112. - Final round.

113. Worth $1,000. And you must remember, silence!

114. Oh!

115. In this challenge, five contestants must endure

116. the punishment, and only one teammate is safe.

117. - Yes, yes, yes.

118. The five contestants must have

119. their nipples stretched to their limits

120. by a horse racing carnival game.

121. Yes, yes, yes.

122. - Yes.

123. You neglected rule number one, silence!

124. You lose.

125. The guys just couldn't keep it down.

126. They lose the final challenge but end the day with $2,900.

127. Congratulations, guys. You survived silent library,

128. and you won some cash, $484 per player.

129. Not bad for a day at the library.