1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is silent library.
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3. Meet the players.
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4. Six friends, one team, playing
for thousands of dollars
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5. in cash.
The players draw cards,
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6. and the one who gets
the skull and crossbones must
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7. endure an unusual punishment.
If he completes the challenge,
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8. the team wins money,
but if he fails
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9. or if his teammates
make too much noise,
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10. - they kiss it good-bye.
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11. Round one.
Each challenge is worth $300.
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12. Of most importance?
Silence!
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13. - Begin!
- Silence!
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14. The contestant
must allow his teammate to
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15. smack him with an elastic
karate belt.
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16. Shh.
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17. You showed courage.
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18. But your friends showed
disrespect.
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19. - You lose.
Ivan went through
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20. all that for nothing.
The team's total remains at $0.
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21. The contestant
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22. must stand between two
swordsmen and suffer the
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23. consequences.
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24. You survived
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25. - and succeeded.
Yes.
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26. Corey stuck out the win.
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27. The guys are now on the board
with $300.
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28. The contestant
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29. must allow a mechanical leg to
kick him in the crotch
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30. three times.
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31. Ohh.
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32. Your pain had purpose.
You get the cash.
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33. Yeah!
Yeah!
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34. Louie's pain is
the team's gain.
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35. They double their total and
prep for round two with $600.
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36. Up next, Dennis gets his kicks
and Corey gets flipped the bird
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37. when silent library returns.
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38. Silence!
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39. Welcome back to
silent library.
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40. The guys spent round one
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41. getting kicked, smacked,
and poked.
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42. So far, they have $600
in the bank.
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43. Keep in mind, whoever gets the
wrong card pays the price, and
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44. - everyone must stay quiet.
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45. Round two.
The challenges are worth $400.
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46. And respect the following word:
Silence!
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47. - Continue!
- Silence!
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48. The contestant must
allow a soccer player to kick
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49. balls off his body for
20 seconds.
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50. - Shh, shh.
- Shh.
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51. Ooh!
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52. Pain, humiliation,
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53. - and success.
Yes!
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54. Dennis scores a
goal for the guys.
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55. Four hundred dollars are added
as the winning streak continues
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56. Hmm!
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57. Whew!
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58. The contestant must allow
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59. a pair of giant tipping birds
to peck his body for 20 seconds
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60. Oh!
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61. Ooh!
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62. I see no reason to punish you
further. You pass.
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63. - Yeah, baby!
Corey got pecked,
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64. so the team gets paid. Their
total rises to 1,400 bucks.
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65. The contestant has
30 seconds to eat
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66. a stranger's seaweed mullet.
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67. Shh, shh.
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68. Oh...
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69. - Agh!
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70. That turned my stomach.
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71. - Fail.
- Aw.
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72. Dennis couldn't
finish the party in the back.
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73. The guys lose, keeping their
total at $1,400.
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74. Still to come,
deion sticks it out
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75. and Mike sucks it up
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76. when silent library returns.
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77. The library.
From tipping birds to seaweed
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78. mullets, the guys have seen a
lot today.
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79. For now, they've got $1,400
to share.
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80. As always, all six teammates
must remain quiet, and they're
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81. - playing together for the cash.
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82. Round three. Everything is now
worth double: $800.
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83. So remember: Silence!
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84. - Continue!
- Silence!
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85. Ohh...
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86. The contestant
must give himself a wedgie with
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87. a device that lifts his
underwear with each step.
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88. Oh!
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89. Ow, ow, ow.
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90. - Ow.
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91. Your ordeal ends in victory.
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92. Ivan gives the
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93. guys a lift.
They add $800 for a
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94. total of $2,200.
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95. While dressed like
a mouse the contestant
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96. has 30 seconds to
crawl across a sticky glue trap
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97. and take a bite of cheese.
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98. That was a mess,
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99. in a good way.
The money is yours.
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100. Yes!
Deion's cheesy win
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101. is good for another 800 bucks.
The total rises to three grand.
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102. What?
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103. The contestant
must vacuum a row of tennis
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104. balls as they hit him
in the crotch.
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105. Ooh!
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106. Sh, sh.
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107. - Ooh! Ahh!
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108. Shh, shh, shh.
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109. Shh, shh, shh.
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110. Ah!
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111. You were brave.
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112. But your friends screamed
like monkeys.
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113. - You fail.
- Pff.
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114. Mike's teammates
lost it, so they lose the
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115. challenge too.
The total stays put at $3,000.
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116. Coming up, the
guys let 'er rip
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117. when silent library returns.
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118. We're back with the
final round of silent library.
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119. The guys spent round three
having their underwear lifted
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120. and their spirits dashed.
Right now, they have $3,000.
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121. The rules remain the same.
Whoever gets the skull and
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122. crossbones gets punished, and
they're playing as a team.
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123. - Final round:
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124. Only one challenge worth $1,000.
But do not fail to keep in
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125. Silence!
Finish the game!
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126. Silence!
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127. - Oh!
In this challenge,
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128. five contestants must endure
the punishment, and only one
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129. teammate is safe.
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130. All five contestants must have
adhesive name tags
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131. ripped off their chests.
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132. - Oh!
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133. - Oh!
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134. Your torment yields profit.
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135. - You win.
- Yes!
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136. The guys take home
the big money challenge.
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137. They end the day with a grand
total of 4,000 bucks.
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138. Congratulations, guys.
You survived silent library
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139. and you won some cash.
$667 per player.
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140. Not bad for a day
at the library.
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141. Silence!
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