1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is silent library.
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3. Meet the players:
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4. Six friends, one team,
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5. playing for thousands
of dollars in cash.
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6. The players draw cards,
and the one who gets
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7. the skull and crossbones must
endure an unusual punishment.
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8. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money,
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9. but if he fails
or if his teammates
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10. make too much noise,
they kiss it good-bye.
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11. Round one, each challenge is
worth $300.
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12. The ultimate rule?
Silence!
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13. - Begin.
Silence!
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14. - Shh!
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15. The contestant
must eat
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16. a fattening donut and suffer
the consequences.
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17. - Shh, shh.
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18. - Oh!
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19. Pain, humiliation,
and rowdiness.
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20. You fail.
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21. The guys exploded
along with vinny's pants.
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22. So far they have zero dollars.
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23. - Yes!
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24. - Shh, shh.
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25. The contestant must
be swatted by a confused lady
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26. looking for a fly for
20 seconds.
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27. Your anguish ends in triumph.
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28. Matt's swatting is
good for 300 bucks.
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29. The guys are now on the board.
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30. The contestant has
30 seconds
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31. to eat a mop made
out of foul-tasting noodles.
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32. - Oh!
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33. Your lack of success has led
to failure.
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34. Nick ran out of
time, so the guys lose again.
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35. They prep for round two
with $300.
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36. Up next, Matt gets dressed for
success, and the guys mouth off
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37. when silent library continues.
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38. Welcome back to
silent library.
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39. The guys spent round one
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40. having their chests swatted
and their pants inflated.
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41. So far there's $300
in the bank.
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42. Remember,
all six teammates must
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43. stay quiet, and they're playing
together for the cash.
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44. Round two.
Each challenge is worth $400.
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45. But I will only say this once,
silence!
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46. - Continue.
Silence!
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47. - Shh, shh.
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48. The contestant has
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49. 45 seconds to squeeze into a
skin-tight rubber dress.
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50. - Shh.
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51. - Shh, shh, shh.
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52. - Shh, shh!
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53. Shh, shh.
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54. Very pretty.
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55. You win.
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56. Matt squeezed out
the victory.
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57. $400 are added for a total
of $700.
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58. The contestant must
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59. allow two metal dump trucks to
drive directly into his shins.
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60. - Shh, shh.
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61. I found satisfaction in
your suffering.
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62. You pass.
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63. Jay dumps another
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64. $400 into the pot.
The total rises to $1,100.
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65. Oh!
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66. In this challenge,
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67. five contestants must endure
the punishment,
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68. and only one teammate is safe.
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69. Ugh.
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70. The five
contestants must have their
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71. upper bodies scrubbed clean
by a dentist.
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72. Your fortitude was admirable.
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73. - The money is yours.
- Yes!
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74. The guys suffered
in silence, so they sweep
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75. round two.
They now have $1,500.
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76. Still to come,
Nick gets fruity
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77. and Michael goes fishing,
when silent library returns.
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78. Silence!
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79. Welcome back to
the library.
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80. Today's team cleaned up nicely
in round two,
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81. winning all three challenges.
For now, they have $1,500
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82. in the bank.
As always, whoever gets the
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83. wrong card pays the price,
and they're playing as a team.
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84. Round three.
The challenges are now worth
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85. double, $800.
But do not fail to keep in mind,
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86. silence!
Resume play.
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87. Silence!
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88. The contestant
must be assaulted by a woman
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89. - carrying a basket of fruit.
- There she is.
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90. - Ooh!
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91. Your ordeal pays off.
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92. Nick keeps the
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93. winning streak alive.
The guys add 800 bucks for
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94. a total of $2,300.
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95. The contestant has
20 seconds to eat the contents
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96. of a fish's stomach.
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97. - Shh, shh!
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98. - God, gross.
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99. - Shh.
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100. That was impressive.
You get the cash.
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101. Michael downed the
fish food.
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102. They win again, and the total
climbs to $3,100.
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103. The contestant must
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104. try his luck by playing a
slot machine.
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105. Oh!
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106. - Shh, shh.
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107. You forgot the golden rule,
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108. silence! You lose.
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109. Michael's luck
ran out.
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110. The winning streak snaps, and
the total remains
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111. at 3,100 bucks.
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112. Coming up, things get
corny for Michael,
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113. when silent library returns.
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114. Silence!
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115. We're back with the
final round of silent library.
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116. Today's team was feeling lucky,
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117. until a slot machine ended the
winning streak.
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118. Right now they
have $3,100.
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119. The rules remain the same.
One teammate gets punished,
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120. and everyone must stay quiet.
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121. Final round, worth $1,000.
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122. But remember, silence!
Finish the game.
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123. Using only his
mouth,
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124. the contestant has 45
seconds to remove all the
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125. kernels of corn that are stuck
between a stranger's toes.
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126. I can't.
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127. Michael clearly
doesn't like corn.
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128. The guys lose the big money
challenge, ending up with a
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129. total of $3,100.
Congratulations, guys.
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130. You survived silent library,
and you won some cash.
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131. $517 per player.
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132. Not bad for a day
at the library.
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133. Silence!
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