1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.Copy !req
2. This is silent library.Copy !req
3. Silence!Copy !req
4. Meet the players:Copy !req
5. Marco, pat,Copy !req
6. John, Erick,Copy !req
7. Mike, and Justin.Copy !req
8. Six friends, one teamCopy !req
9. playing for thousands
of dollars in cash.Copy !req
10. The players draw cards,
and the one who getsCopy !req
11. the skull and crossbones must
endure an unusual punishment.Copy !req
12. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money.Copy !req
13. But if he fails,
or if his teammatesCopy !req
14. make too much noise,
they kiss it good-bye.Copy !req
15. - Round one.Copy !req
16. Each challenge is worth $300.
Most important rule: Silence.Copy !req
17. Begin.Copy !req
18. Silence!Copy !req
19. - Oh, my god.Copy !req
20. The contestant has
40 seconds to eat a footCopy !req
21. made entirely
from foul-tasting gelatin.Copy !req
22. - Ugh.Copy !req
23. Bite the heel. Bite the heel.Copy !req
24. - Swallow, swallow.Copy !req
25. Ugh. That's so bad.Copy !req
26. - That made me gag. No money.Copy !req
27. John suffers
the agony of defeat.Copy !req
28. No money yet for the guys.Copy !req
29. Oh, my god!Copy !req
30. Shh!Copy !req
31. The contestant must
be punishedCopy !req
32. by a TV weather woman.Copy !req
33. Your torment pays off.Copy !req
34. - You win.
Yes!Copy !req
35. Erick kept his cool,Copy !req
36. so the team is now
on the board.Copy !req
37. $300 is theirs to keep.Copy !req
38. - Yes!Copy !req
39. Shh! Shh! Shh!Copy !req
40. The contestant has
45 seconds to shove a cart fullCopy !req
41. of groceries into his pants.Copy !req
42. Your ordeal ends...Copy !req
43. - In victory.
- Yes!Copy !req
44. John bagged
another win for the guys.Copy !req
45. They prep for round two
with 600 bucks.Copy !req
46. Up next, Marco loses his lunch,Copy !req
47. and Mike gets
the kiss of death.Copy !req
48. Silence!Copy !req
49. When silent library continues.Copy !req
50. Silence!Copy !req
51. Welcome back
to silent library.Copy !req
52. Today's team spent round one
getting brutalizedCopy !req
53. and humiliated.Copy !req
54. So far, they have $600
in the bank.Copy !req
55. As always, one player suffers
a punishment,Copy !req
56. and all six teammates
must stay quiet.Copy !req
57. Round two,
worth $400 per challenge.Copy !req
58. Now, remember, silence.
Continue.Copy !req
59. Silence!Copy !req
60. Yes!Copy !req
61. The contestant
must be punishedCopy !req
62. by a croquet player.Copy !req
63. Shh, shh.Copy !req
64. You suffered in silence.Copy !req
65. You get the cash.Copy !req
66. Score another win
for Mike and the guys.Copy !req
67. The total rises to $1,000.Copy !req
68. - No! No!Copy !req
69. - I knew it was gonna be—
- shh!Copy !req
70. Oh, my god!Copy !req
71. The contestant must
drink a blend of carnival food,Copy !req
72. including a chili dog,
funnel cake,Copy !req
73. fried pickles,Copy !req
74. cotton candy...Copy !req
75. And lemonade.Copy !req
76. Oh!
- Ugh.Copy !req
77. Ugh. Really, the whole thing?Copy !req
78. Oh, my god!
- Shh!Copy !req
79. - No. No.Copy !req
80. What goes down must not come up.Copy !req
81. Fail.Copy !req
82. Marco couldn't
stomach the smoothie.Copy !req
83. The winnings stay
where they are at a grand.Copy !req
84. The contestant must
be shot with rubber lipsCopy !req
85. by a teammate.Copy !req
86. Shh. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
87. - Shh. Shh!Copy !req
88. Hit him
in the pancreas.Copy !req
89. All the way back.
All the way back, yeah.Copy !req
90. - Your poise was admirable.
Yes!Copy !req
91. Mike's lip service
ends round two on a sweet note.Copy !req
92. The total is now up to $1,400.Copy !req
93. Still to come,
pat takes a licking,Copy !req
94. and Erick gets a pricking.Copy !req
95. Silence!Copy !req
96. When silent library returns.Copy !req
97. Silence!Copy !req
98. Welcome back
to the library.Copy !req
99. Today the guys have lost
body hair,Copy !req
100. their appetites,
and their dignity.Copy !req
101. They start the third round
with $1,400.Copy !req
102. Remember, whoever getsCopy !req
103. the skull and crossbones
gets punished,Copy !req
104. and they're playing together
for the cash.Copy !req
105. Round three.Copy !req
106. Each challenge is now
worth double, $800.Copy !req
107. And you must obey.Copy !req
108. Silence. Resume play.Copy !req
109. Silence!Copy !req
110. The contestant must
allow a doorCopy !req
111. lined with pretzel rods
to close on his body.Copy !req
112. - Oh!Copy !req
113. You have emerged...Copy !req
114. Victorious.Copy !req
115. Erick got pricked,
so the team gets paid.Copy !req
116. They add $800
for a total of $2,200.Copy !req
117. - Yes!Copy !req
118. In this challenge,
five contestantsCopy !req
119. must endure the punishment,Copy !req
120. and only one teammate is safe.Copy !req
121. The safe teammate must
shoot jumbo rubber bandsCopy !req
122. at the contestants
for 30 secondsCopy !req
123. while attempting
to pop balloonsCopy !req
124. strapped to their stomachs.Copy !req
125. Your ordeal ends... in failure.Copy !req
126. The guys exploded
with laughter.Copy !req
127. Their total stays put
at 2,200 bucks.Copy !req
128. - Yes!Copy !req
129. Yeah, boy.
- Shh.Copy !req
130. The contestant
has 30 secondsCopy !req
131. to lick all the powdered cheese
off a stranger's fingers.Copy !req
132. - Good job.
- Good job.Copy !req
133. You went through all that...Copy !req
134. For nothing.Copy !req
135. Pat couldn't
Polish off the powder,Copy !req
136. so the team loses again.Copy !req
137. They still have $2,200.Copy !req
138. Coming up, things get twisted
for MarcoCopy !req
139. when silent library returns.Copy !req
140. Silence!Copy !req
141. We're back with the
final round of silent library.Copy !req
142. From cheesy fingers
to a foul-tasting foot,Copy !req
143. the guys
have seen it all today.Copy !req
144. There's one challenge left
and $2,200 in the pot.Copy !req
145. Keep in mind,
everyone must stay quiet,Copy !req
146. and they're playing as a team.Copy !req
147. Final round.Copy !req
148. This challenge is worth $1,000.Copy !req
149. And above all, silence.
Finish the game.Copy !req
150. Silence!Copy !req
151. I knew it.
- Buddy...Copy !req
152. The contestant
must receiveCopy !req
153. the unusual greeting
of a robot for 20 seconds.Copy !req
154. Pain... humiliation...Copy !req
155. And success.Copy !req
156. Marco kept his cool,Copy !req
157. so his team wins
the big-money challenge.Copy !req
158. They end the day with $3,200.Copy !req
159. Congratulations, guys.
You survived silent library,Copy !req
160. and you won some cash,
$534 per player.Copy !req
161. Not bad for a day
at the library.Copy !req
162. Silence!Copy !req