1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is s ilent library.
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3. Meet the players,
the cast of j ersey shore:
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4. Snooki
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5. Sammi sweetheart...
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6. Jwoww...
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7. Pauly d...
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8. Ronnie...
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9. And vinny.
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10. Six friends, one team,
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11. playing for thousands of dollars
in cash.
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12. The players draw cards,
and the one who gets
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13. the skull and crossbones must
endure an unusual punishment.
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14. If they complete the challenge,
the team wins money,
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15. but if they fail
or if their teammates
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16. make too much noise,
they kiss it good-bye.
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17. Round one.
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18. All challenges are worth $300.
And remember: Silence.
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19. - Begin.
- Silence!
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20. Yes.
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21. The contestant has
45 seconds to lick
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22. all the cocoa butter off a
stranger's back.
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23. Oh, god...
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24. Don't look at me.
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25. Ugh!
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26. A Valiant effort,
but no money.
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27. Snooki couldn't
handle the cocoa butter.
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28. The team has no money so far.
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29. The contestant must
have his suspenders
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30. snapped by a teammate.
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31. You all right?
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32. Your pain will not go
unrewarded.
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33. You win.
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34. Ronnie suffered in
silence,
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35. so the j ersey shore
cast is now on the board.
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36. They now have 300 dollars.
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37. The contestant
must be smacked by
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38. a slapping machine for 20
seconds.
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39. Oh, my stomach. Ugh.
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40. You showed courage,
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41. but your friends
lacked discipline.
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42. - You lose.
Pauly d
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43. got slapped for nothing.
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44. They lose again and head into
round two with $300 to share.
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45. Up next, jwoww circles
the red carpet,
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46. and the Jersey shore cast gets
closer than they ever dreamed,
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47. when s ilent library continue.
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48. Welcome back
to s ilent library.
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49. The Jersey shore cast got off
to a rough start,
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50. losing a pair of challenges and
their dignity
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51. in the process. They currently
have only $300.
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52. As always, the player who draws
the wrong card gets punished,
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53. and everyone must stay quiet.
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54. Round two, each challenge is
worth $400.
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55. The most important rule:
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56. Silence.
Continue.
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57. The contestant must
eat a slice of wedding cake
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58. made with liverwurst fed to him
by Jersey shore's newest
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59. cast member, deena.
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60. I can't!
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61. I can't!
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62. Oh, he's crying.
Look at him.
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63. Mazel tov.
No money.
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64. Vinny got cold
feet, so the team loses again.
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65. Their total remains stuck
at $300.
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66. The contestant must
walk on a rotating red carpet
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67. while wearing a long evening
gown for 20 seconds.
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68. That was close,
but you made it.
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69. The money is yours.
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70. Jwoww stepped up her
game,
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71. so the team reaps the reward.
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72. Their total rises to $700.
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73. In this challenge,
five contestants must endure
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74. the punishment, and only
one teammate is safe.
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75. The contestants have
45 seconds to detach themselves
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76. from each other while wearing
suits made of velcro.
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77. Ow!
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78. That was worth every penny.
You get the cash.
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79. The j ersey shore
cast
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80. wins their second straight
challenge.
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81. They prep for round three
with 1,100 bucks.
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82. Still to come, vinny
has a grueling workout.
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83. And pauly orders a pizza
with everything.
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84. - When s ilent library returns.
- Silence!
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85. Welcome back to the
library.
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86. Today the cast of j ersey shore
has been slapped, smacked,
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87. and humiliated. They begin the
third round with $1,100.
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88. The rules remain the same.
Everyone must stay quiet,
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89. and they're playing together
as a team.
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90. Round three.
Each challenge is now worth
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91. $800, but do not neglect...
Silence.
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92. Resume play.
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93. The contestant
must adjust a TV's antenna
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94. and suffer the consequences.
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95. You were brave,
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96. but your friends screamed
like monkeys.
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97. You lose.
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98. Ronnie's cast mates
couldn't keep quiet.
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99. The team's total remains stuck
at $1,100.
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100. The contestant must
have his underarms pummeled
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101. with sticks of
deodorant for 30 seconds.
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102. Ah!
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103. Your pain had purpose.
You pass.
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104. Vinny helps the
team smell victory.
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105. They add 800 bucks
for a total of $1,900.
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106. While holding pizza
dough,
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107. the contestant must be shot
with marinara sauce,
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108. mozzarella cheese, onions, and
anchovies.
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109. Thump!
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110. Yeah, buddy!
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111. It's in your hair, dog.
Got highlights.
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112. Too rowdy.
You fail.
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113. Pauly d's friends
were too loud,
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114. so the team loses again.
After three rounds,
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115. the Jersey shore cast has
$1,900 in the bank.
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116. Coming up,
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117. snooki learns what lies behind
the bad door.
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118. When s ilent library
returns.
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119. We're back with the
final round of s ilent library.
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120. Today the Jersey shore cast
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121. has been through tons of pain
and suffering.
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122. With one challenge left,
they've got $1,900.
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123. Remember, all six teammates
must remain quiet,
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124. and they're playing together for
the cash.
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125. Final round, only one challenge
worth $1,000. But above all:
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126. Silence!
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127. Finish the game.
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128. Whew.
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129. The contestant must
endure whatever punishment
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130. is found behind the bad door.
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131. Epic fail.
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132. Snooki got spooked
by the zombie,
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133. so the team misses out, but
they do end up with
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134. a grand total of 1,900
bucks.
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135. Congratulations, j ersey shore
cast members,
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136. you survived s ilent library,
and you won some cash,
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137. $317 per player.
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138. Not bad for a
day at the library.
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