1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is silent library.
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3. Meet
the players.
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4. Six friends, one team,
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5. playing for thousands
of dollars in cash.
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6. The players draw cards,
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7. and the one who gets
the skull and crossbones
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8. must endure
an unusual punishment.
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9. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money,
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10. but if he fails
or if his teammates
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11. make too much noise,
they kiss it goodbye.
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12. Round one.
Each challenge is worth $300.
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13. But don't forget, silence!
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14. - Begin.
Silence!
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15. - Shh.
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16. The contestant has 30
seconds
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17. to lick all the mayonnaise off
a rubber koosh ball.
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18. - Shh.
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19. Just do it
and swallow it.
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20. A Valiant effort, but no money.
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21. Will couldn't stomach
the Mayo.
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22. The team is 0 for 1
with no money so far.
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23. The contestant
must have
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24. an extra-sticky lint roller
rolled up and down both legs
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25. for 20 seconds.
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26. You lost the hair.
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27. You won the money.
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28. It's a win for vin.
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29. The team gets its first victory
of the day, good for 300 bucks.
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30. The contestant
must endure whatever punishment
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31. is found behind the bad door.
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32. Your poise was admirable.
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33. You pass.
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34. Chris got whacked
by the mole,
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35. so the team gets paid.
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36. They double their winnings,
which now stand at $600.
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37. Up next, John makes
an ass of himself,
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38. and Joshua's stomach
gets tied up in knots.
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39. Silence!
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40. When silent library
continues.
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41. Silence!
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42. Welcome back
to silent library.
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43. Today's players lost
their appetites,
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44. body hair, and dignity
in round one.
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45. They start
this round with $600.
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46. Keep in mind, whoever gets
the skull and crossbones
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47. gets punished,
and everyone must remain quiet.
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48. Round two.
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49. The challenges are worth $400.
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50. Now, remember
the number one rule,
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51. silence!
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52. - Continue.
Silence!
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53. The contestant
must endure
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54. a storm of mealworms
for 20 seconds.
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55. You have prevailed.
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56. Chris survived
the worm storm,
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57. earning $400 for the team.
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58. Their total climbs to $1,000.
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59. The contestant
must dress like a donkey
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60. and get hit
with a velcro donkey tail
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61. by each teammate.
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62. Yes.
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63. You looked like a jackass.
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64. The money is yours.
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65. John's humiliation
keeps the team rolling.
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66. They add $400
for a total of $1,400.
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67. - Shh, shh.
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68. The contestant
has 45 seconds
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69. to eat a businessman's
beef jerky necktie.
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70. Oh, my god.
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71. Shh.
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72. Just do it.
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73. It's a tie.
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74. You win.
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75. Joshua completes
the second-round sweep.
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76. Their winnings
climb to 1,800 bucks.
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77. Still to come, John gets
a beat-down from father time,
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78. and will faces
a hairy situation.
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79. Silence!
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80. When silent library
returns.
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81. Silence!
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82. Welcome back
to the library.
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83. After dealing with mealworms,
meat ties, and donkey tails,
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84. today's team swept round two.
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85. Their total now stands
at $1,800.
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86. Remember, all the teammates
must stay quiet,
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87. and they're playing together
for the cash.
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88. - Round three.
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89. Each challenge
is now worth $800.
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90. But don't forget, silence!
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91. Resume play.
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92. Silence!
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93. The contestant
must have
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94. a woman's underarm hair
transferred onto his face.
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95. Your new look suited you.
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96. You get the money.
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97. Will's underarm goatee
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98. is good for another $800.
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99. The team's total
grows to $2,600.
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100. In this challenge,
five contestants
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101. must endure the punishment,
and only one teammate is safe.
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102. Shh, shh.
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103. The five contestants
have 30 seconds
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104. to finish bottles of milk
flavored with mustard,
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105. anchovy, onion, ham, and wasabi.
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106. I can't do it.
I can't.
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107. Not even close. You fail.
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108. The guys
barely touch their milk.
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109. The winning streak ends,
keeping their total at $2,600.
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110. The contestant
must have his face slapped
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111. by the hand of a clock
for 20 seconds.
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112. - Shh.
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113. Buzz!
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114. - Shh.
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115. You beat the clock.
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116. You get the cash.
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117. John had
a rough time,
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118. but won the challenge.
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119. The guys
head into the final round
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120. with $3,400 to call their own.
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121. Coming up,
it's cinco de Mayo for Jerry.
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122. Silence!
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123. When silent library
returns.
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124. Silence!
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125. We're back
with the final round
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126. of silent library.
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127. From dangerous clocks
to underarm beards,
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128. today's team has seen it all.
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129. They currently
have a total of 3,400 bucks.
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130. As always, whoever gets
the wrong card gets punished,
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131. and everyone must remain quiet.
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132. Final round.
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133. This challenge is worth $1,000.
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134. Now, remember, silence!
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135. Finish the game.
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136. Silence!
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137. While holding
a tortilla,
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138. the contestant must be shot
with salsa, guacamole,
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139. sour cream, refried beans,
and tortilla chips.
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140. - Shh, shh!
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141. Way too rowdy.
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142. You lose.
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143. Jerry stayed quiet,
but his teammates blew it.
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144. They lose the final challenge,
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145. but still end up
with a grand total of $3,400.
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146. Congratulations, guys.
You survived silent library,
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147. and you won some cash,
$567 per player.
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148. Not bad for a day
at the library.
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149. Silence!
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