Silent Library 3x5

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Watch six friends, Matt, Brendan, Ivan, Mark, Mike and Vinny compete on Silent Library with special guest Nadya Suleman, the Octomom. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Hopping Blow, Water Less Meal, Old Master * Round 2: Balled Spit, Death Leg, Spike Suck * Round 3: Skee Balls, Chicken Scratch, Fizzed Drunk * Round 4: Too Much Babies

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1. I'm zero kazama. This is not a game show.

2. This is silent library.

3. Silence!

4. Meet the players.

5. Matt.

6. Brendan.

7. Ivan.

8. Mark.

9. Mike...

10. And vinny.

11. Six friends, one team,

12. playing for thousands of dollars in cash.

13. The players draw cards,

14. and the one who gets the skull-and-crossbones

15. must endure an unusual punishment.

16. If he completes the challenge,

17. the team wins money, but if he fails

18. or if his teammates make too much noise,

19. they kiss it good-bye.

20. Round one. Each challenge is worth $300.

21. The most important rule: Silence. Begin.

22. Silence!

23. The contestant must bounce

24. on an inflating jumping ball until it explodes.

25. You survived and succeeded.

26. Mark gives the guys their first win of the day.

27. They're on the board with $300 to share.

28. Slow, all right? Slow.

29. Oh.

30. The contestant has 40 seconds to eat

31. a fully dehydrated meal, including chicken soup,

32. beef stroganoff, mashed potatoes,

33. and asparagus.

34. Oh, my god.

35. Not even close. You lose.

36. Ivan lost his appetite,

37. so the team loses out on more cash.

38. Their total remains at 300 bucks.

39. The contestant must receive punishment

40. from a karate master with poor vision.

41. You were brave, but your friends were too loud. You fail.

42. Matt's karate lesson ends round one with a loss.

43. The guys are off to a rough start with only $300 so far.

44. Up next, Ivan gets spiked and spit happens to Brendan...

45. Silence!

46. When silent library continues.

47. Silence!

48. Welcome back to the library.

49. In round one, today's team was taken down

50. by an exploding ball and a karate kick.

51. They've got $300 right now,

52. with the potential for much more.

53. As always, whoever gets the wrong card gets punished,

54. and everyone must remain quiet.

55. Round two. The challenges are worth $400.

56. Now, remember, silence. Continue.

57. Silence!

58. The contestant must be shot

59. with a pair of giant spitballs.

60. You have emerged victorious.

61. Brendan gets the team back on track.

62. They add $400 to their total, which now stands at 700.

63. The contestant must endure dead legs

64. from motorized fists for 20 seconds.

65. Oh.

66. Your pain brings reward.

67. Mark kicks another 400 bucks into the pot.

68. The winnings climb to $1,100.

69. The contestant has 45 seconds to lick

70. all the sour cream out of a stranger's spiked hair.

71. Oh, my god.

72. You tasted... victory.

73. Ivan ends round two on a sweet note.

74. After three straight wins, the total is up to $1,500.

75. Still to come, Mike feels the agony of the feet

76. and the team develops a drinking problem...

77. Silence!

78. When silent library returns.

79. Silence!

80. We're back with more silent library.

81. After a brutal start, today's team is now on a roll,

82. sweeping round two with $1,500 so far.

83. Keep in mind, everyone must stay quiet,

84. and they're playing together for the cash.

85. Round three. Each challenge is now worth double, $800.

86. But listen closely: Silence.

87. Back to the game.

88. Silence!

89. The contestant must allow his teammates to throw

90. skee balls at his crotch.

91. Too much noise. No money.

92. Mark went through all that for nothing.

93. The team's total remains at $1,500.

94. The contestant must be scratched

95. by rotating chicken feet for 20 seconds.

96. - Ah.

97. Your poise was admirable. The money is yours.

98. Mike scratches out a win.

99. Another $800 is added, and the winnings rise to 2,300.

100. In this challenge,

101. five contestants must endure the punishment

102. and only one teammate is safe.

103. Oh.

104. The five contestants have 40 seconds

105. to drink bottles of soda flavored with seaweed,

106. Italian dressing, hot chili...

107. Beef, and hot dog water.

108. Oh.

109. And we lost.

110. A Valiant effort by some. You fail.

111. The guys couldn't finish everything,

112. so they win nothing.

113. Their total stays put at $2,300.

114. Coming up, the octomom delivers the pain...

115. Silence!

116. When silent library returns.

117. Silence!

118. Welcome back to silent library.

119. Today the guys have been scratched, punched, and kicked,

120. with $2,300 to show for their pain.

121. Remember, whoever gets the skull-and-crossbones

122. gets punished, and everyone must remain quiet.

123. Final round, worth more than the rest.

124. $1,000. But do not forget, silence. Finish the game.

125. Silence!

126. Yes.

127. The contestant must receive the delivery of babies

128. courtesy of the octomom, nadya suleman.

129. You delivered and get the money.

130. Vinny survived labor,

131. so the guys win the big money challenge.

132. They end the day with a grand total of $3,300.

133. Congratulations, guys.

134. You survived silent library, and you won some cash.

135. $550 per player.

136. Not bad for a day at the library.

137. Silence!