1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is silent library.
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3. Silence!
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4. Meet the players.
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5. Kyle ...
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6. Ben ...
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7. Kevin ...
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8. Eric ...
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9. Matt ...
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10. And Terence.
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11. Six friends, one team
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12. playing for
thousands of dollars in cash.
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13. The players draw cards
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14. and the one who gets the skull
and crossbones
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15. must endure
an unusual punishment.
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16. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money.
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17. But if he fails
or if his teammates
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18. make too much noise
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19. they kiss it good-bye.
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20. Round one.
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21. The challenges are worth $300.
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22. And don't forget: Silence!
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23. Begin.
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24. Silence!
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25. One, two, three.
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26. The contestant
has 30 seconds to swing
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27. a dead squid from a bungee cord
into his helmet, three times.
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28. That stunk... in a good way.
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29. - You win.
Kevin's loss
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30. of dignity is good
for 300 bucks.
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31. The team is off and running.
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32. One, two, three.
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33. - Oh!
Oh my god!
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34. The contestant
must breathe in the odor
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35. of foul-smelling chemicals
for 20 seconds.
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36. Oh!
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37. You smelled the stink.
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38. You get the cash.
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39. Kevin didn't spew
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40. so the team wins again.
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41. They double their total
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42. which is now up to $600.
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43. The contestant must endure
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44. a sad clown's
unusual greeting
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45. for 20 seconds.
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46. That was disturbing.
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47. The money is yours.
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48. Matt's zerbert
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49. finishes off round one
with a win.
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50. The team moves ahead,
with $900 to share.
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51. Up next, Eric gets cheeky
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52. and Matt takes a licking...
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53. Silence!
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54. When
silent library continues.
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55. Silence!
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56. Welcome back
to silent library.
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57. Round one was equal parts
humiliating and disturbing
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58. but the guys won
all three challenges.
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59. They move ahead with $900.
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60. Remember the rules.
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61. The player
who gets the wrong card
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62. gets punished,
and everyone must stay quiet.
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63. Round two.
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64. The challenges are now worth
$400 each.
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65. But above all: Silence!
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66. Continue.
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67. Silence!
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68. One, two, three.
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69. The contestant must wear
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70. an inflating beach ball
under his bathing suit
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71. until it explodes.
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72. Oh my god!
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73. Too much noise. No money.
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74. The guys exploded
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75. along with Kyle's stomach.
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76. Their winnings remain at $900.
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77. One, two, three.
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78. The contestant
must have his cheek
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79. mechanically pinched
for 20 seconds.
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80. Oh!
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81. Your ordeal was worthwhile.
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82. You pass.
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83. Eric's win
hands the team
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84. another 400 bucks.
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85. Their total climbs to $1,300.
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86. One, two, three.
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87. The contestant
has 45 seconds to lick
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88. all the lard between the tiles
of a bathroom wall.
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89. I see no reason
to punish you further.
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90. - You get the money.
- Yes.
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91. Matt licked
his way to $400.
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92. The team heads off
to round three with $1,700.
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93. Still to come,
the guys get milked
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94. and Ben has the Sushi...
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95. Silence!
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96. when silent library returns.
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97. Silence!
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98. Welcome back
to the library.
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99. Today's team has been abused
by everything
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100. from rubber hands
to sad clowns
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101. and they've got $1,700 so far.
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102. Remember, all the teammates
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103. must remain quiet,
and they're playing together
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104. for the cash.
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105. Round three.
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106. The challenges
are now worth $800.
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107. But never forget: Silence!
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108. Resume play.
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109. Silence!
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110. One, two, three.
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111. The contestant
has 45 seconds
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112. to eat all the Sushi hidden
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113. on a sumo wrestler's body.
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114. That turned my stomach. Fail!
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115. Ben threw up
more than he kept down.
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116. The guys lose
keeping their total
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117. at 1,700 bucks.
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118. One, two, three.
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119. The contestant
must have his crotch slapped
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120. by a hard salami
for 30 seconds.
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121. Your torment leads...
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122. To success.
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123. Ben took
the meat beating
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124. so the team takes the cash.
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125. Their total rises to $2,500.
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126. In this challenge
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127. five contestants must endure
the punishment
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128. and only one teammate is safe.
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129. The five contestants
have 30 seconds
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130. to finish milk
bottles flavored with
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131. wasabi, onion,
anchovy, ham, and mustard.
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132. That was a mess. You fail.
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133. The guys lost it,
so they lose out on more money.
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134. The winnings stay put at $2,500
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135. as they head
to the final round.
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136. Coming up,
Eric hits the bottle...
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137. when silent library returns.
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138. Silence!
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139. Welcome back
to silent library.
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140. Today's team
was doing well
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141. until Ben got shut down
by Sushi.
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142. Currently, the guys have $2,500
in the bank.
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143. Don't forget,
whoever gets the wrong card
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144. gets punished,
and they're playing together
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145. as a team.
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146. Final round.
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147. One challenge worth $1,000.
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148. Most important rule: Silence.
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149. Finish the game.
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150. Silence!
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151. One, two, three.
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152. The contestant
must allow a bartender
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153. to serve him three drinks
in breakaway glass bottles.
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154. You were brave.
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155. But your friends shrieked
like monkeys. No money.
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156. Eric went through
all that for nothing.
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157. The guys lose the day's
big challenge
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158. but still walk away
with 2,500 bucks.
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159. Congratulations, guys.
You survived silent library.
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160. And you won some cash.
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161. Four hundred and seventeen
dollars per player.
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162. Not bad for a day
at the library.
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163. Silence!
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