1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is silent library.
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3. Silence!
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4. Meet the players:
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5. Chris.
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6. Tony.
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7. Colin.
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8. Jesse.
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9. Greg.
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10. And Cameron.
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11. Six bandmates, one team,
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12. playing for thousands
of dollars in cash
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13. the players draw cards,
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14. and the one who gets
the skull and crossbones
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15. must endure
an unusual punishment.
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16. If he completes the challenge,
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17. the team wins money,
but if he fails
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18. or if his teammates
make too much noise,
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19. they kiss it good-bye.
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20. Round one.
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21. These challenges
are each worth $300.
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22. The golden rule: Silence. Begin.
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23. Silence!
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24. Ssh! Shh, shh.
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25. The contestant
must jump on a trampoline
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26. and crush
a small castle with his body.
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27. Your invasion was successful.
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28. Tony stormed the castle,
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29. earning $300 for the team.
The guys are off and running.
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30. The contestant
must eat all the raw carrots
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31. out of a trough of dirt
in 30 seconds.
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32. Your execution was flawed.
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33. No money.
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34. Cameron couldn't
finish the dirty carrots.
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35. The team is one for two,
for a total of 300 bucks.
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36. The contestant must
allow a filthy rug
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37. to be smacked against his body
for 20 seconds.
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38. You got dusted.
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39. You get the money.
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40. Jesse's beat down
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41. ends round one
on a strong note.
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42. They head into the second round
with $600.
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43. Up next: Jesse gets dogged,
and Tony gets grilled.
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44. Silence!
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45. When silent library continues.
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46. Silence!
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47. We're back
with more silent library.
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48. Today's team spend round one
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49. crushing castles
and gobbling carrots,
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50. with a current total of $600.
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51. As always, the player who gets
the wrong card gets punished,
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52. and everyone must remain quiet.
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53. Round two.
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54. Each challenge is worth $400.
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55. And remember, silence.
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56. Continue.
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57. Silence!
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58. The contestant
must have his nipples
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59. painted with nail Polish
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60. and then blasted clean
with water guns
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61. filled with
nail Polish remover.
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62. Your discomfort
pays dividends.
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63. Tony polished off
the win.
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64. $400 is added,
for a total of $1,000.
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65. Oh, my god.
Oh, god.
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66. The contestant must
allow a grill to be scraped
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67. clean on his torso
for 20 seconds.
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68. You cleaned up.
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69. Tony's pain
is the team's gain.
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70. They add another 400 bucks
to their winnings,
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71. which now stand at $1,400.
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72. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh!
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73. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh!
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74. The contestant has
45 seconds
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75. to eat a sculpture of a dog
made entirely out of dog food.
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76. Shh.
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77. Shh!
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78. Shh!
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79. - Yo, I really did—
- shh!
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80. - It's like...
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81. A Valiant effort,
but you failed.
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82. Jesse couldn't
finish the dog chow.
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83. The team misses out
on more cash,
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84. ending round two
with 1,400 bucks.
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85. Still to come:
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86. Chris gets whipped into shape,
and Colin chickens out
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87. Silence!
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88. When silent library
returns.
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89. Silence!
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90. Welcome back
to the library.
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91. The guys were rolling
right along until some dog food
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92. stopped Jesse in his tracks.
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93. They currently have $1,400
in the bank.
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94. Remember, all the teammates
must stay quiet,
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95. and they're playing as a team.
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96. Round three.
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97. Each challenge
is now worth $800,
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98. so don't forget:
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99. Silence.
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100. Resume play.
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101. Silence!
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102. The contestant
must be scratched by rotating
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103. chicken feet for 20 seconds.
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104. Your pain had purpose.
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105. You win.
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106. Colin won
the game of chicken.
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107. $800 is added to their total,
which now stands at $2,200.
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108. Yes! Shh!
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109. Shh!
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110. The contestant must
allow his teammates to throw
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111. skee balls at his crotch.
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112. - Oof!
- Shh!
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113. Your anguish will be rewarded.
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114. Greg's carnival crotch game
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115. is good for another 800 bucks.
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116. The team's total
rises to 3 grand.
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117. The contestant
must be covered in balloons
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118. and then have them popped
by a professional bullwhipper.
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119. You suffered in silence.
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120. The money is yours.
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121. Chris took a whipping,
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122. so the team takes the cash.
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123. They complete
a perfect third round
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124. with a current total of $3,800.
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125. Coming up: The guys turn green
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126. from a gallon
of blue cheese dressing...
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127. Silence!
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128. When silent library returns.
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129. Silence!
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130. We're back with the final round
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131. of silent library.
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132. Today's team has been ripped,
scratched, and scraped.
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133. They've got $3,800 so far,
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134. with the big-money challenge
still on the way.
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135. Don't forget: Whoever gets
the skull and crossbones
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136. gets punished,
and everyone must stay quiet.
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137. Final round.
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138. This challenge is worth $1,000.
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139. And remember rule number one:
Silence.
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140. Finish the game.
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141. Silence!
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142. In this challenge,
five contestants
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143. must endure the punishment,
and only one teammate is safe.
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144. The five contestants
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145. must finish two jugs of blue
cheese dressing
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146. in 30 seconds.
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147. It's so gross.
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148. Buzz!
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149. You have failed.
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150. Chris and Jesse
did their part,
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151. but their friends didn't.
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152. They lose and end up
with 3,800 bucks.
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153. Congratulations, guys.
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154. You survived silent library,
and you won some cash.
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155. $634 per player.
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156. Not bad
for a day at the library.
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157. Silence!
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