1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.
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2. This is silent library.
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3. Meet the players:
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4. The band anarbor.
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5. Lead singer Slade,
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6. guitarist Adam,
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7. drummer Greg,
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8. guitarist Mike,
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9. and their friends Dave...
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10. And Tom.
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11. Six friends, one team,
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12. playing for
thousands of dollars in cash
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13. the players draw cards,
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14. and the one who gets
the skull and crossbones
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15. must endure
an unusual punishment.
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16. If he completes the challenge,
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17. the team wins money,
but if he fails
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18. or if his teammates
make too much noise,
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19. they kiss it good-bye.
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20. Round one.
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21. Each challenge is worth $300.
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22. Now, remember... silence.
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23. - Begin.
- Silence!
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24. The contestant must receive
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25. 20 seconds of punishment
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26. from a mechanical chair
leg triggered by a teammate.
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27. Shhh.
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28. Ooh.
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29. Your torment paid off.
You win.
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30. Tom's pain
is the team's gain.
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31. They now have $300
to call their own.
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32. The contestant
has 20 seconds
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33. to suck all the foul-tasting
fish water
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34. out of a dish scrubber.
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35. I really can't do this.
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36. That was pitiful. You fail.
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37. Mike tried
but couldn't fish out a win.
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38. The team's total
remains at $300.
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39. Sneaky bastard.
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40. Oh! Dude, again.
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41. Dude... show me it.
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42. The contestant
must wear a bow tie
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43. as it spins for 15 seconds.
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44. Nice. Oh.
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45. Yeah.
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46. Your anguish leads...
To victory.
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47. Mike kept his chin up.
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48. The team doubles their total
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49. and heads into round two
with $600.
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50. Up next, Tom orders
a brutal breakfast
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51. and Mike gets served...
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52. Silence!
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53. When silent library continues.
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54. Silence!
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55. Welcome back
to the library.
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56. So far, the guys from anarbor
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57. have been hit
in the chin and the crotch,
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58. and there's much more pain
on the way
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59. right now, they have $600
in the bank
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60. remember, whoever gets
the wrong card gets punished,
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61. and everyone must remain quiet.
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62. Round two.
The challenges are worth $400.
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63. So don't forget... silence.
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64. Proceed.
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65. Silence!
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66. Ugh.
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67. No. Oh.
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68. No!
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69. The contestant
must allow a tennis player
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70. to serve balls off his body
for 30 seconds.
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71. Ooh!
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72. Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shh-shh.
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73. You took a beating.
The money is yours.
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74. Mike's ordeal
earns the team another $400.
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75. Their total rises to $1,000.
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76. The contestant must be hit
in the face with groceries
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77. for 20 seconds.
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78. Pain,
humiliation... and triumph.
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79. Slade's victory
keeps the guys rolling.
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80. They earn another 400 bucks
for a total of $1,400.
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81. Oh, dude.
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82. The contestant has
30 seconds to eat a waffle
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83. made with shrimp-flavored
batter and tartar sauce.
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84. 30 seconds.
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85. Oh. Ugh.
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86. - Good job, bro.
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87. You brought shame upon yourself.
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88. No money.
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89. Tom couldn't keep
his breakfast down.
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90. The guys lose and head into
the next round with $1,400.
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91. Still to come, Slade tries
opening the bad door
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92. and then
meets the fists of fury,
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93. when silent library returns.
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94. Silence!
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95. Welcome back
to silent library.
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96. The members of anarbor
been through a lot today,
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97. from vile waffles
to sadistic tennis players.
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98. Currently, they've got
$1,400 to show for it.
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99. As always, whoever gets
the skull and crossbones
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100. gets punished
and they're playing as a team.
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101. Round three.
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102. The prizes are doubled to $800.
And remember...
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103. Silence.
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104. Continue.
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105. Silence!
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106. That sucks, dude.
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107. The contestant must
attempt to open the bad door
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108. and then suffer
the consequences.
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109. Dude.
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110. Your bravery... pays off.
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111. Slade's punishment
helps the team catch fire.
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112. They add $800
for a total of $2,200.
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113. Oh!
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114. In this challenge,
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115. five contestants must endure
the punishment,
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116. and only one teammate is safe.
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117. You guys ready?
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118. Dude.
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119. The five contestants
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120. have 45 seconds to eat a pizza
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121. made from
homemade playing dough.
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122. You guys ready?
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123. Shhh.
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124. Ugh.
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125. Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
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126. Just try. Just try.
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127. I can't even look at you guys.
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128. Not even close. Fail.
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129. The guys learn
there is such a thing
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130. as bad pizza.
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131. They lose the challenge,
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132. and their total
stays put at 2,200 bucks.
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133. The contestant
must be shot with arrows
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134. tipped with rubber fists
by his teammates.
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135. Oh!
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136. Ooh.
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137. That was a good one.
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138. Pain equals... success.
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139. Slade's slugfest
earns the guys another $800.
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140. They head into the final round
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141. with 3 grand and counting.
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142. Coming up,
Greg gets penciled in
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143. for a rough punishment,
when silent library returns.
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144. Silence!
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145. We're back
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146. with the final round
of silent library.
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147. They guys from anarbor
had suffered through much pain,
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148. humiliation, and nausea,
with a current total of $3,000.
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149. Don't forget,
everyone must stay quiet
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150. and they're playing together
as a team.
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151. Final round.
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152. Worth $1,000.
But above all...
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153. Silence. Finish the game.
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154. Silence!
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155. Yeah! Yeah.
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156. The contestant must endure
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157. a barrage of golf pencils
for 20 seconds.
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158. All right.
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159. Oh. Shh.
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160. You survived the storm.
You get the money.
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161. Greg's lead tornado
ends the day on a high note.
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162. The team wins
the big money challenge,
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163. bringing their grand
total to $4,000.
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164. Congratulations, guys.
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165. You survived silent library,
and you won some cash.
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166. $667 per player.
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167. Not bad
for a day at the library.
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168. Silence!
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