1. I'm zero kazama.
This is not a game show.Copy !req
2. This is silent library.Copy !req
3. Meet the players: Ben...Copy !req
4. Jess...Copy !req
5. Tom...Copy !req
6. Charlie...Copy !req
7. Jay...Copy !req
8. And vinny.Copy !req
9. Six friends, one teamCopy !req
10. playing for
thousands of dollars in cash.Copy !req
11. The players draw cards,Copy !req
12. and the one who gets
the skull and crossbonesCopy !req
13. must endure
an unusual punishment.Copy !req
14. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money,Copy !req
15. but if he fails or if his
teammates make too much noise,Copy !req
16. they kiss it good-bye.Copy !req
17. Round one.
These challenges are worth $300.Copy !req
18. Now, remember: Silence!Copy !req
19. Begin.Copy !req
20. Silence!Copy !req
21. Okay.Copy !req
22. The contestant must
have his head hit repeatedlyCopy !req
23. by plastic fruit
for 15 seconds.Copy !req
24. Your anguish was worthwhile.Copy !req
25. You win.Copy !req
26. Charlie's headache
is good for $300.Copy !req
27. The team is off
to a strong start.Copy !req
28. Yes!Copy !req
29. The contestant
has 30 secondsCopy !req
30. to catch a slimy fishCopy !req
31. while wearing
vision distorting goggles.Copy !req
32. You completed the task,
but your friends were too loud.Copy !req
33. No money.Copy !req
34. Ben made the catch,Copy !req
35. but his teammates
dropped the ball.Copy !req
36. Their total stays put
at 300 bucks.Copy !req
37. Yes!Copy !req
38. The contestant must
receive an unusual greetingCopy !req
39. from a sweaty stranger.Copy !req
40. Too rowdy. You lose!Copy !req
41. The public display
of affection was too muchCopy !req
42. for the guys to take quietly.
They lose againCopy !req
43. and end round one with $300.Copy !req
44. Up next, Jess meets a bellhopCopy !req
45. with major baggage,Copy !req
46. and then his nipples
go for a swim...Copy !req
47. When silent library continues.Copy !req
48. Silence!Copy !req
49. Welcome back
to silent libraryCopy !req
50. in round one
the guys were attackedCopy !req
51. by plastic fruit, flying fish,
and a naked stranger.Copy !req
52. For now, they have $300.Copy !req
53. Remember, whoever turns over
the wrong card gets punished,Copy !req
54. and they're playing together
for the cash.Copy !req
55. Round two.Copy !req
56. Each challenge is worth $400.Copy !req
57. Don't forget: Silence!Copy !req
58. Proceed.Copy !req
59. Silence!Copy !req
60. The contestant
has 45 secondsCopy !req
61. to retrieve five meatballs
buried in a bowl of spaghettiCopy !req
62. using only his mouth.Copy !req
63. You found the meat,
you get the cash.Copy !req
64. Charlie bobbed
for all five ballsCopy !req
65. getting the team back on track.
Their total rises to $700.Copy !req
66. The contestant
must allow a bellhopCopy !req
67. to throw bags at him
for 30 seconds.Copy !req
68. You went through all thatCopy !req
69. for nothing.Copy !req
70. Jess and the guys
were too loud,Copy !req
71. so they lose once again.Copy !req
72. Their winnings remain at $700.Copy !req
73. I feel it.Copy !req
74. The contestant
must allow metal clampsCopy !req
75. to be attached to his nipplesCopy !req
76. and then stretched
to their limitsCopy !req
77. by remote controlled
speedboats.Copy !req
78. Ooh.Copy !req
79. Your pain had purpose.
The money is yours.Copy !req
80. Jess' boat ride
earns the team another $400.Copy !req
81. They head into round three with
$1,100 in the bank.Copy !req
82. Still to come,
Ben gets roped in.Copy !req
83. And the guys go for a dip...Copy !req
84. Silence!Copy !req
85. When silent library returns!Copy !req
86. Silence!Copy !req
87. Welcome back
to the library.Copy !req
88. Today's team got off
to a rough start,Copy !req
89. but won two out of
the last three challengesCopy !req
90. for a current total
of 1,100 bucks.Copy !req
91. Remember, all the teammates
must stay quiet,Copy !req
92. and they're playing together
for the cash.Copy !req
93. Round three.Copy !req
94. The challenges
are worth $800 each.Copy !req
95. So don't forget:
Silence!Copy !req
96. Continue.Copy !req
97. Silence!Copy !req
98. Yes!Copy !req
99. While holding
a dish of vanilla ice cream,Copy !req
100. the contestant must be shot
with chocolate syrup, caramel,Copy !req
101. maraschino cherries,
banana slices,Copy !req
102. and rainbow sprinkles.Copy !req
103. That was delicious. You win.Copy !req
104. Jay treats the guys
to an $800 victory.Copy !req
105. Their winnings rise to $1,900.Copy !req
106. Yes!Copy !req
107. The contestant
must allow a lumberjackCopy !req
108. to press a chainsaw
strung with ropeCopy !req
109. against his stomach
for 20 seconds.Copy !req
110. I found pleasure
in your pain.Copy !req
111. You pass.Copy !req
112. Ben's chainsaw massacreCopy !req
113. gives the team
another big win.Copy !req
114. Their total
is now up to $2,700.Copy !req
115. In this challenge,
five contestantsCopy !req
116. must endure the punishment,
and only one teammate is safe.Copy !req
117. The five contestants
must dip gummy fishCopy !req
118. into a party fountain
filled with tartar sauceCopy !req
119. and eat them all in 30 seconds.Copy !req
120. Oh. Oh, my god.Copy !req
121. Come on, guys.Copy !req
122. A Valiant effort, but no money.Copy !req
123. The guys
couldn't handle the sauce.Copy !req
124. They end round three
on a sour noteCopy !req
125. and currently have $2,700
to call their own.Copy !req
126. Coming up, Tom's dignity
gets erased...Copy !req
127. Silence!Copy !req
128. When silent library returns.Copy !req
129. Silence!Copy !req
130. We're back
with the final roundCopy !req
131. of silent library.Copy !req
132. Today's team has been punishedCopy !req
133. by produce, speed boats,
and chainsaws.Copy !req
134. They have $2,700 so far.Copy !req
135. As always, whoever
gets the wrong cardCopy !req
136. gets punished,
and they're playing as a team.Copy !req
137. Final round.Copy !req
138. Only one challenge worth $1,000.Copy !req
139. But don't forget: Silence!Copy !req
140. Finish the game.Copy !req
141. Silence!Copy !req
142. The contestant
must wear a dark leotardCopy !req
143. and get shot
with chalky blackboard erasersCopy !req
144. for 30 seconds.Copy !req
145. Too much noise. No money.Copy !req
146. The guys
were too loud,Copy !req
147. erasing their chance
for the big win.Copy !req
148. They end up
with a grand total of $2,700.Copy !req
149. Congratulations, guys.
You survived silent library,Copy !req
150. and you won some cash.Copy !req
151. $450 per player.Copy !req
152. Not bad
for a day at the library.Copy !req
153. Silence!Copy !req