1. I'm zero kazama.
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2. This is not a game show.
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3. This is silent library.
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4. Silence!
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5. Meet the
players, the New York giants:
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6. Tight end Kevin boss.
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7. Center Shaun O'Hara.
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8. Offensive tackle David diehl.
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9. Defensive end Dave tollefson.
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10. Guards rich seubert
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11. and Chris snee.
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12. Six NFL stars, one team,
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13. playing for
thousands of dollars in cash,
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14. all in the name of charity.
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15. The players draw cards,
and the one who gets
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16. the skull and crossbones must
endure an unusual punishment.
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17. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money,
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18. but if he fails,
or if his teammates
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19. make too much noise,
they kiss it good-bye.
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20. Round one.
Each challenge is worth $300.
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21. So, don't forget, silence.
Begin.
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22. Silence!
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23. The contestant
must endure
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24. an old man's unusual greeting
for 20 seconds.
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25. You went through all that
for nothing.
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26. The guys
couldn't stop laughing.
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27. They're 0 for 1
and off to a rough start.
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28. The contestant must have
his suspenders snapped
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29. by a teammate.
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30. You were brave... but
your friends were too rowdy.
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31. You lose.
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32. David
got snapped for nothing.
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33. After dropping their second
in a row, the giants
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34. are still looking
for their first win.
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35. The contestant
must eat all the raw carrots
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36. out of a trough of dirt
in 30 seconds.
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37. His head's too big.
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38. You ate like a rabbit...
But you moved like a turtle.
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39. Fail.
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40. Rich couldn't finish
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41. before the clock ran out.
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42. After one quarter,
the New York giants
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43. have no money whatsoever.
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44. Up next, Shaun O'Hara
prepares for kickoff
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45. and Dave tollefson
loses his lunch.
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46. Silence!
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47. When silent library continues.
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48. Silence!
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49. Welcome back
to the library.
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50. In round one, six teammates
from the New York giants
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51. were snapped, nibbled,
and humiliated.
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52. They begin this round
with no money to show for it.
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53. Remember, whoever gets
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54. the skull and crossbones
gets punished,
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55. and they're playing
together for the cash.
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56. Round two.
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57. The challenges
are now worth $400.
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58. And above all, silence.
Back to the game.
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59. Silence!
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60. The contestant must
be kicked in the rear end three
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61. times by a swinging child.
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62. Your composure
served you well. You win.
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63. Shaun finally
gets the giants
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64. into the win column.
They now have $400 to share.
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65. The contestant must
drink a blend of calamari,
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66. spaghetti in marinara sauce,
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67. tiramisu,
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68. parmesan cheese,
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69. and red wine.
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70. Not so bad.
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71. No.
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72. Dave clearly
doesn't like Italian food.
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73. The guys lose yet again,
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74. so their winnings
stay put at $400.
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75. Still to come, Chris snee
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76. crushes the competition and
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77. and Shaun O'Hara
takes some balls to the face.
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78. Silence!
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79. When silent library returns.
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80. Silence!
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81. Welcome back to
silent library.
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82. The New York giants have faced
some tough competition today,
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83. and they're having a hard time
staying quiet.
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84. They begin round three
with only $400.
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85. Keep in mind, whoever gets
the wrong card gets punished,
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86. and they're playing as a team.
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87. Round three. Everything
is now worth double, $800.
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88. So remember, silence.
Continue.
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89. Silence!
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90. The contestant must
must spend 30 seconds riding
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91. a bicycle that shoots tennis
balls at his face as he pedals.
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92. Your friends forgot
the golden rule, silence.
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93. You lose.
Shaun's teammates
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94. blew the chance for a victory.
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95. They lose again,
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96. and their total remains
at 400 bucks.
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97. The contestant must
crush a small-scale model city
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98. using only his bare feet.
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99. Your destruction leads...
To success.
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100. Chris stomped
his way to 800 bucks.
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101. The giants' total
skyrockets to $1,200.
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102. In this challenge,
five contestants must endure
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103. the punishment,
and only one teammate is safe.
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104. The five contestants
have 30 seconds
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105. to finish a gallon
of maple syrup.
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106. Come on.
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107. Your ordeal has led...
To victory.
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108. The guys came
together for a sweet win.
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109. They're finally
on the right track,
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110. and end the third quarter
with $2,000.
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111. Coming up,
David diehl gets creamed.
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112. Silence!
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113. When
silent library returns.
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114. Silence!
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115. We're back
with the final round
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116. of silent library.
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117. In round 3, the guys crushed
and chugged their way
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118. to a pair of wins, upping
their total to 2,000 bucks.
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119. Don't forget,
whoever gets the wrong card
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120. gets punished,
and all the teammates
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121. must remain quiet.
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122. Final round.
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123. Only one challenge
worth $1,000.
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124. And remember, silence.
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125. Finish the game.
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126. Silence!
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127. While holding a dish
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128. of vanilla ice cream,
the contestant must be shot
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129. with chocolate syrup, caramel,
maraschino cherries,
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130. banana slices,
and rainbow sprinkles.
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131. Pull.
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132. You've failed.
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133. But since
you're playing for charity,
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134. today you win all the money.
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135. So there you have it.
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136. The New York giants
walk away
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137. with the largest
possible amount
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138. ending up with
a grand total of $5,500.
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139. Congratulations, giants.
You survived silent library.
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140. And you won some cash.
$917 for each charity.
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141. Not bad for a day
at the library.
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142. Silence!
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