Silent Library 2x9

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Devin, Joe, Mike, Sam, Sean and Tim take a walk over to the Silent Library. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Clean Nose, Fast Cream, Bad Deal * Round 2: Couch Vacuum, Rear Lighting, Too Close Rope Jump * Round 3: Snow Fun, Bad Door, Nipple Run * Round 4: Pocket Balls

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1. I'm zero kazama. This is not a game show.

2. This is silent library.

3. Meet the players!

4. Six band mates, one team,

5. playing for thousands of dollars in cash.

6. The players draw cards, and

7. the one who gets the skull and crossbones

8. must endure an unusual punishment.

9. If he completes the challenge, the team wins money.

10. But if he fails, or if his teammates make too much noise,

11. they kiss it goodbye.

12. Round one.

13. Each of the challenges is worth $300.

14. But most important: Silence!

15. - Begin. Silence!

16. The contestant must withstand

17. electric toothbrushes up both nostrils for 20 seconds.

18. You got it, you got it.

19. Your ordeal has led... To victory.

20. Tim cleans up with the first win of the day.

21. With $300 in the bank, the guys are off and running.

22. The contestant must drink a quart of heavy cream

23. through a funnel in 30 seconds.

24. You got it, you got it, you got it.

25. You're good, you're good, you're good.

26. - You got it.

27. That was impressive.

28. The money is yours.

29. 320 grams of fat later,

30. Devin earns $300 for the team.

31. They double their total, which now stands at $600.

32. The contestant must have a deck of cards

33. flung at his body by an expert card thrower.

34. - Oh, my god!

35. Oh, my god.

36. Oh, my god. You alright?

37. - You good?

38. That was worth every penny.

39. You get the money.

40. Joe is dealt a rough hand,

41. but walked away a winner.

42. The guys head into round two with $900 to call their own.

43. Up next, Tim gets comfy with a dirty sofa,

44. and Sean gets whipped into shape.

45. Silence!

46. When silent library continues.

47. Welcome back to silent library.

48. The guys endured a lot in round one,

49. from a nasty nose cleaning to a full house of pain.

50. They're perfect so far with $900 and counting.

51. Don't forget the rules: Whoever draws the wrong card

52. must endure an unusual punishment

53. and everyone must stay quiet.

54. Round two. Each challenge is worth $400.

55. Now remember: Silence!

56. Continue. Silence!

57. The contestant must wear a helmet that fills

58. with the contents of a dirty couch for 20 seconds.

59. You were brave. But your friends were too rowdy.

60. Fail.

61. The team's laughter blows their plans

62. for perfection. They lose for the first time,

63. and their winnings stay put at $900.

64. - Yes!

65. The contestant must breathe in the flatulent odor

66. of a butt candle for 20 seconds.

67. Oh, my god!

68. That... was the smell of victory.

69. Mike withstood the stink, putting the team

70. back on the right track.

71. They now have a total of $1300.

72. The contestant must be hit by a boxer's jump rope

73. for 30 seconds.

74. - Oh, man.

75. Your pain had purpose. You win.

76. Sean's grueling workout

77. is good for another $400.

78. The team's total jumps to $1700.

79. Still to come: Sam hits the slopes,

80. and Devin's nipples go for a ride.

81. Silence!

82. When silent library returns.

83. We're back with more silent library.

84. From a jump rope to a deck of cards,

85. today's team has been punished in every way imaginable.

86. They've done well so far, with a current total of 1,700 bucks.

87. As always, the guys are playing together as a team

88. and everyone must remain quiet.

89. Round three.

90. All challenges are worth double: $800.

91. But do not forget: Silence!

92. - Resume play. Silence!

93. The contestant must put on skis

94. and get shot by a pair of frozen snowballs.

95. I see no reason to punish you further. You pass.

96. Sam won the snowball fight,

97. so the team adds $800.

98. Their total climbs to $2,500.

99. The contestant must endure whatever punishment

100. is found behind the bad door.

101. You forgot rule number one: Silence. No money!

102. Joe and the guys couldn't keep it down.

103. They lose the challenge and their total remains at $2,500.

104. The contestant must allow metal clamps to be

105. attached to his nipples and then stretched to their limits

106. by remote control cars.

107. You showed courage. But your teammates lacked discipline.

108. Fail.

109. Devin went through all that for nothing.

110. The team's rowdiness ends this round in a loss,

111. and the winnings stay put at $2,500.

112. Coming out, the guys play a balls out game of pool.

113. Silence! - When silent library continues.

114. We're back with the final round of silent library.

115. Today's team has seen a tremendous amount

116. of pain and suffering.

117. But, they've endured enough to win 2,500 bucks so far.

118. Don't forget! Whoever draws the skull and crossbones

119. gets punished, and everyone must remain quiet.

120. Final round. The challenge is worth $1000.

121. But above all: Silence!

122. Finish the game.

123. Silence!

124. In this challenge, five contestants must

125. endure the punishment, and only one teammate is safe.

126. The five contestants must straddle a pool table,

127. and suffer the consequences.

128. Pain. Humiliation... And success.

129. The guys suffered plenty,

130. but kept their voices down.

131. They win the day's big challenge,

132. and walk away with $3,500.

133. Congratulations, guys! You survived silent library

134. and you won some cash: $584 per player.

135. Not bad for a day at the library!

136. Silence!