1. - I'm zero kazama.
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2. This is not a game show. This,
is silent library.
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3. Meet the players.
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4. Brandon.
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5. Luke.
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6. Mike.
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7. Mark.
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8. Ed...
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9. And Michael.
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10. Six band mates, one team.
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11. Playing for thousands of
dollars in cash.
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12. The players draw cards, and the
one who gets the
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13. skull and crossbones must
endure an unusual punishment.
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14. If he completes the challenge,
the team wins money.
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15. But if he fails or if his team
mates make too much noise,
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16. - they kiss it goodbye.
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17. Round one, the challenges are
worth $300.
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18. Now remember... silence...
Begin.
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19. The contestant must
be smacked by a
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20. jockey's riding
crop for 20 seconds.
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21. I found pleasure in your pain
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22. you win.
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23. Mike took a beating
so his team takes the cash.
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24. They start the game with $300.
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25. The contestant has 30
seconds to eat three cannoli
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26. filled with tartar sauce.
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27. That... was a mess... No money.
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28. Luke got taken down
by the tarter sauce.
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29. So the team misses out. Their
total remains at $300.
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30. The contestant must
endure a sad clown's
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31. unusual greeting for 15
seconds.
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32. Your poise was admirable...
You get the money.
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33. Michael kept his
cool, earning the guys
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34. another $300.
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35. They end round one with $600.
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36. - Up next, ed tries to get into
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37. a girl's pants. And the guys
go from fondue to fon-don't.
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38. When silent library
continues.
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39. Welcome back to
silent library.
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40. The guys have already faced a
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41. violent jockey and a disturbed
clown.
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42. And things are just warming up.
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43. They begin round two with $600.
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44. Don't forget, everyone must
remain quiet,
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45. a nd they're playing as a team.
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46. - Round two.
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47. Each challenge is worth $400 and
remember... Silence.
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48. Continue.
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49. The contestant has 30
seconds to squeeze into
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50. and button a skinny woman's
tight jeans.
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51. Your new look suited you. You
win the money.
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52. It wasn't pretty, but
ed managed to button the jeans.
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53. He squeezes out $400 and the
team stands at $1000.
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54. The contestant must
walk backwards
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55. on a velcro
treadmill for 30 seconds.
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56. Not even close. You lose.
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57. Brandon
crashed and burned.
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58. The team fails to earn more
cash and remains at $1000.
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59. In this challenge
five contestants must endure
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60. the punishment and only
one teammate is safe.
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61. The five contestants must dip
pieces of garlic into a hot
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62. toothpaste fondue and eat them
all in 30 seconds.
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63. You've embarrassed yourselves
beyond belief.
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64. You fail.
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65. The fondue party
ended badly.
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66. The team loses for the second
straight time
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67. and finishes round two with
only $1000.
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68. - S till to come,
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69. Mark gets his kicks, and ed
wipes out.
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70. We're back with more
silent library.
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71. After a strong first round, the
guys fell down
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72. and fell apart
in round two.
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73. They begin this round with
$1000.
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74. A s always, whoever gets the
wrong card gets punished.
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75. And everyone must remain quiet.
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76. Round three.
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77. The money has doubled and each
challenge is worth $800.
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78. So don't forget... Silence.
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79. Resume play.
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80. - Choke.
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81. The contestant must
be kicked by doll legs
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82. for 20 seconds.
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83. Your composure... has served you
well.
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84. Mark endured the
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85. kicking, earning $800 for the
team.
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86. Their total climbs to $1800.
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87. The contestant must
have his face
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88. wiped like a
windshield for 20 seconds.
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89. - You have emerged... victorious.
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90. Ed's ordeal is good
for another $800.
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91. The guys now have $2600
bucks to share.
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92. The contestant must
be shot with
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93. three giant spit balls.
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94. One, two, three.
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95. - Oh, oh, oh—
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96. One, two, three.
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97. - Oh.
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98. One, two, three.
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99. You showed courage, but your
teammates lacked discipline.
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100. No money.
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101. The guys were too
loud,
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102. so they failed to sweep
round three.
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103. Their total stays put at $2600.
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104. - Coming up,
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105. Luke discovers what's inside
the mystery cage.
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106. We're back with the
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107. final round of silent library.
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108. The guys were on a roll until
Luke's spitballs
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109. took down the
team.
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110. Right now they've got $2600.
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111. The rules remain the same.
Whoever gets the
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112. skull and crossbones gets
punished,
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113. and everyone must remain quiet.
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114. Final round. Now the challenge
is worth $1000.
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115. And remember, silence.
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116. Finish the game.
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117. The contestant must
feed three carrots
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118. to whatever lives inside the
mystery cage.
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119. Ow.
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120. What the... fuck.
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121. Fuck.
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122. - Is that Ron Jeremy?
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123. - I can't wait to tell my mom.
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124. I told her.
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125. Fail.
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126. Luke broke the code
of silence.
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127. And the team loses the $1000
challenge.
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128. But they still get to take home
a grand total of $2600.
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129. And you won some cash. $434 per
player.
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130. Not bad for a day at the
library.
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