1. - olly: Chester.Copy !req
2. What?Copy !req
3. Are you gonna introduce us?Copy !req
4. What?Copy !req
5. Forget it.Copy !req
6. Uh, hey,
we're sifl and olly.Copy !req
7. We got a good show
for you today.Copy !req
8. I got a surprise for you
with our interview coming up.Copy !req
9. - Really? Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
10. - hi.Copy !req
11. - Hi, everybody.
- And welcome to the
interview part of our show.Copy !req
12. - hi.Copy !req
13. Wow,
today is really excitingCopy !req
14. - hi.Copy !req
15. 'cause we have one
of the planetsCopy !req
16. - hi.Copy !req
17. That we're gonna
interview today.Copy !req
18. - hi.Copy !req
19. - We're gonna interview
a planet?
- Yup.Copy !req
20. - hi.Copy !req
21. One of our solar system's
planets.Copy !req
22. - hi.Copy !req
23. - Which one?
- Mars.Copy !req
24. - hi.Copy !req
25. - Are you serious?
- Yup. I told you.Copy !req
26. - hi.Copy !req
27. I told you I'd
come through with this.Copy !req
28. - hi.Copy !req
29. So we're gonna talk to mars.Copy !req
30. - hi.Copy !req
31. We're gonna go
via satellite to mars,Copy !req
32. - hi.Copy !req
33. And let's see
if we connected.Copy !req
34. - hi.Copy !req
35. - Hello?
- Hello.Copy !req
36. - hi.Copy !req
37. Hey, the fourth planet
from the sun, mars.Copy !req
38. - hi.Copy !req
39. Man, you are so big.Copy !req
40. - hi.Copy !req
41. You're so much bigger
than we are.Copy !req
42. - hi.Copy !req
43. Well, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
44. - hi.Copy !req
45. I'm a planet, you know.Copy !req
46. - hi.Copy !req
47. But you know, we've got
a lot in common actually.Copy !req
48. - hi.Copy !req
49. - Really?
- We— we do?Copy !req
50. - hi.Copy !req
51. Sure, you know how your head
has like three layers.Copy !req
52. - hi.Copy !req
53. No.Copy !req
54. - hi.Copy !req
55. Yeah,
you got hair, skin,Copy !req
56. - hi.Copy !req
57. Skull and brain, right?Copy !req
58. - hi.Copy !req
59. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
60. - hi.Copy !req
61. So, I'm like that, too,Copy !req
62. - hi.Copy !req
63. Except I've hair, crust,
mantle, and core.Copy !req
64. - hi.Copy !req
65. - You see?
- Wow.Copy !req
66. - hi.Copy !req
67. Now the core— that core's
gotta be pretty hot.Copy !req
68. - hi.Copy !req
69. Oh, you bet it's hot.
It keeps me on my toes.Copy !req
70. - hi.Copy !req
71. So you can feel it?
You can feel it?Copy !req
72. - hi.Copy !req
73. Oh, hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.Copy !req
74. - hi.Copy !req
75. And you know how
you have habits, too?Copy !req
76. - hi.Copy !req
77. - Mm-hmm.
- Sure, yeah.Copy !req
78. - hi.Copy !req
79. Well, I'm like that except
I got this orbit of mine.Copy !req
80. - hi.Copy !req
81. I mean, I just can't stop.Copy !req
82. - hi.Copy !req
83. Round and round,
day in, day out I'm—Copy !req
84. - hi.Copy !req
85. - Wow. Every day, huh?
- Every single day.Copy !req
86. - hi.Copy !req
87. So tell me about the sun.Copy !req
88. - hi.Copy !req
89. It's just so damn big,
you gotta respect it.Copy !req
90. - hi.Copy !req
91. It's huge.
It's huge.Copy !req
92. - hi.Copy !req
93. I like how it
gives us suntans.Copy !req
94. - hi.Copy !req
95. - Yeah, isn't that great?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
96. - hi.Copy !req
97. That's great.Copy !req
98. - hi.Copy !req
99. Yeah, I want to know about
when the planets all align.Copy !req
100. - hi.Copy !req
101. It's, uh— it's just
a charity thing that we do.Copy !req
102. - hi.Copy !req
103. We get to together
and do this.Copy !req
104. - hi.Copy !req
105. Charity for who?
Where does it go to?Copy !req
106. - hi.Copy !req
107. It's it's hands
across the universe.Copy !req
108. - hi.Copy !req
109. We raise money for hell's angels
that have been injuredCopy !req
110. - hi.Copy !req
111. In bike accidents.Copy !req
112. - hi.Copy !req
113. You know we sent this probe
up there a while agoCopy !req
114. - hi.Copy !req
115. To take
some pictures of you.Copy !req
116. - hi.Copy !req
117. Yeah.
I know, that little car.Copy !req
118. - hi.Copy !req
119. What the hell was that thing?Copy !req
120. - hi.Copy !req
121. It's just something
to take pictures.Copy !req
122. - hi.Copy !req
123. We got all these pictures
of this face,Copy !req
124. - hi.Copy !req
125. Like, this man on mars
guy, um—Copy !req
126. - hi.Copy !req
127. Okay,
just stop right there.Copy !req
128. - hi.Copy !req
129. It's just a damn birthmark,
okay?Copy !req
130. - hi.Copy !req
131. I know it might look like one
of your faces or something.Copy !req
132. - hi.Copy !req
133. It's nothing.Copy !req
134. - hi.Copy !req
135. It's just a damn birthmark,
so drop it, all right?Copy !req
136. - hi.Copy !req
137. Well, we just thought.Copy !req
138. - hi.Copy !req
139. Just drop it.Copy !req
140. - hi.Copy !req
141. - Okay. Um...
- Jeez.Copy !req
142. - hi.Copy !req
143. Do you get lonely up there?Copy !req
144. - hi.Copy !req
145. - No.
- Whoa.Copy !req
146. - hi.Copy !req
147. Well, you don't have any cities
or people or food.Copy !req
148. - hi.Copy !req
149. I used to.Copy !req
150. - hi.Copy !req
151. I used to have more
than your little planet.Copy !req
152. - hi.Copy !req
153. - What?
- You did?Copy !req
154. - hi.Copy !req
155. yeah.Copy !req
156. - hi.Copy !req
157. Well, what happened
to everybody?Copy !req
158. - hi.Copy !req
159. You guys'll find out.Copy !req
160. - hi.Copy !req
161. What— what do you mean?Copy !req
162. - hi.Copy !req
163. Just keep it up.Copy !req
164. - hi.Copy !req
165. Okay,
thanks from mars,Copy !req
166. - hi.Copy !req
167. The fourth planet
from the sun.Copy !req
168. - hi.Copy !req
169. I think I like uranus better.Copy !req
170. - hi.Copy !req
171. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
172. Where there's usually nudity.Copy !req
173. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
174. No, there isn't.
"calls from the public,"Copy !req
175. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
176. And now
calls from the public.Copy !req
177. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
178. Caller go ahead.Copy !req
179. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
180. Yeah. I love the show,
and I was just wondering—Copy !req
181. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
182. Okay, next caller.Copy !req
183. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
184. Hi, boys.
It's me, mom.Copy !req
185. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
186. - Hi, mom.
- Hey, mrs. Olly.
How you doing?Copy !req
187. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
188. I'm fine.
How are you, sifl?Copy !req
189. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
190. I'm good.
Thank you.Copy !req
191. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
192. Hey, thank you so much for
all that stuff you sent meCopy !req
193. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
194. Last week and the month
before that.Copy !req
195. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
196. - Did the shirts fit, dear?
- The shirts fit great.Copy !req
197. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
198. - She sent you stuff?
- No, it's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
199. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
200. Yeah, she sends me stuff
all the time, dude.Copy !req
201. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
202. Hey, listen, there's one reason
why I'm calling.Copy !req
203. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
204. - Olly?
- Yeah?Copy !req
205. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
206. I've been watching the show,
dear, and you're slouching.Copy !req
207. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
208. I'd love to see you
stand up tall like sifl does.Copy !req
209. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
210. Yeah, dude.Copy !req
211. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
212. Well, I guess
I didn't know this wasCopy !req
213. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
214. The sifl
and olly's mom show.Copy !req
215. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
216. So you guys just finish
the show without me!Copy !req
217. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
218. - Uh, bye.
- Has he always been like that?Copy !req
219. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
220. Well,
he's having a bad day.Copy !req
221. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
222. - Will you still
buy me lunch today?
- Of course.Copy !req
223. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
224. - Okay, let's go.
- Bye.Copy !req
225. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
226. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
227. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
228. Okay,
here's today's question...Copy !req
229. Hi, welcome
to the part of the showCopy !req
230. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
231. I don't even—
see, that's my problemCopy !req
232. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
233. Is I don't even have anyone
to make a shout out to.Copy !req
234. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
235. I know, well, we do,
but we're just—Copy !req
236. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
237. - I just feel—
- we're just not very good at
making shouts outs to people.Copy !req
238. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
239. I just feel like loser
anytime I see any of those—Copy !req
240. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
241. Any of those music video—
the rap videos or something.Copy !req
242. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
243. - Yeah.
- They're just
kicking such huge beats.Copy !req
244. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
245. - Oh, yeah, man.
- Like bad asses.Copy !req
246. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
247. Those guys are incredible.Copy !req
248. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
249. And it just makes me
feel stupid.Copy !req
250. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
251. The way they can make words flow
just come out like, boom.Copy !req
252. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
253. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
254. Aw yeah.Copy !req
255. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
256. Huh!Copy !req
257. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
258. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
259. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
260. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
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to all the dudes at—Copy !req
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to all the dudes at—Copy !req
263. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
264. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
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to all the dudes at—Copy !req
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to all the dudes at—Copy !req
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to all the dudes at—Copy !req
268. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
269. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
270. Huh!Copy !req
271. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
272. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
273. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
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to all the dudes at—Copy !req
275. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
276. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
277. Aw, yeah.Copy !req
278. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
279. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
280. Somersault,
back flip.Copy !req
281. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
282. Unh!
Super karate kick.Copy !req
283. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
284. Double back, turn, twist.Copy !req
285. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
286. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
287. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
288. The answer is canadian
rocker alanis morissetteCopy !req
289. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
290. Discovered that when you put
a piece of candy cornCopy !req
291. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
292. Inside a slide projector,Copy !req
293. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
294. A small picture of the canadian
flag is projected.Copy !req
295. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
296. It's incredible
that she found this out.Copy !req
297. I want to make a shout out
to all the dudes at—Copy !req
298. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
299. Um...Copy !req
300. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
301. 'cause if this gonna be
as big of a partyCopy !req
302. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
303. As we want it, we need lots
of millionaires, man.Copy !req
304. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
305. I'm sure you get at least
500 people in there.Copy !req
306. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
307. - You think so?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
308. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
309. You see what they did—Copy !req
310. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
311. We didn't get the deluxe bus.
We only got the normal bus.Copy !req
312. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
313. There's no way we can squeeze
500 people into that bus.Copy !req
314. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
315. Um, what if the build a deck
on the top?Copy !req
316. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
317. Can we drive with people
on the top of the bus?Copy !req
318. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
319. It's probably illegal but—Copy !req
320. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
321. We're gonna be on back roads.
They'll never see it.Copy !req
322. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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324. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
325. We'll need a railing
or some ropesCopy !req
326. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
327. For them to hold on to.Copy !req
328. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
329. I say just let them—Copy !req
330. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
331. Just get the people that have
good balance on the top.Copy !req
332. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
333. - Okay, that sounds good.
- Oh, dude!Copy !req
334. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
335. Oh, my gosh!
Precious roy, here he comes.Copy !req
336. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
337. Hello, folks,
and welcomeCopy !req
338. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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340. How many millionaires do you
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341. Now most of you know
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344. How many millionaires do you
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346. How many millionaires do you
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347. To the precious roy
edible sandals.Copy !req
348. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
349. Now I know there's
a lot of you out thereCopy !req
350. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
351. Who've seen shows
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354. How many millionaires do you
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362. How many millionaires do you
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376. How many millionaires do you
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378. How many millionaires do you
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380. How many millionaires do you
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383. I mean that, folks.
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384. How many millionaires do you
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think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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388. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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390. How many millionaires do you
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these—Copy !req
392. How many millionaires do you
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396. How many millionaires do you
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397. I got a whole
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400. How many millionaires do you
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- Because if the food line
is long,Copy !req
402. How many millionaires do you
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- There you go.
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- Man: Hello?Copy !req
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414. How many millionaires do you
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is this true?Copy !req
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think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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from person to person.Copy !req
420. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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- Man: I weigh about 250.Copy !req
422. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
423. Are you a sweaty guy?Copy !req
424. How many millionaires do you
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428. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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442. How many millionaires do you
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think you can fit in there?Copy !req
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448. How many millionaires do you
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think you can fit in there?Copy !req
451. How are they
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think you can fit in there?Copy !req
453. I think
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454. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
455. - Cheap leather?
- Yeah.Copy !req
456. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
457. - These are edible though.
- Suckers!Copy !req
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and welcome to the news.Copy !req
463. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
464. Tonight we have
a very special newscast—Copy !req
465. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
466. Yeah, I'm gonna do the news
'cause I can do news.Copy !req
467. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
468. So I brought in my friend
brother nooni,Copy !req
469. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
470. Who's going to do
the psychic traffic report.Copy !req
471. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
472. What's it look like
up there, nooni?Copy !req
473. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
474. It's seems like I can see
there's an accident on I-71.Copy !req
475. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
476. I think it's a gemini.Copy !req
477. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
478. Gemini,
remember those turn signals.Copy !req
479. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
480. This coming week
there's no tellingCopy !req
481. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
482. Which way you'll be turning.Copy !req
483. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
484. This is so unprofessional.Copy !req
485. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
486. No, this is cool.Copy !req
487. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
488. What's the traffic
gonna be like tomorrow?Copy !req
489. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
490. I think
there's going to be a leoCopy !req
491. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
492. Looking for
alternative routes.Copy !req
493. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
494. I think you know
who you are.Copy !req
495. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
496. Stick to one road,Copy !req
497. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
498. Especially I-65
tomorrow morning!Copy !req
499. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
500. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
501. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
502. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
503. The horror!Copy !req
504. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
505. Yeah, I told you,
I don't like him.Copy !req
506. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
507. I had some friends
in the armyCopy !req
508. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
509. Who owed me some favors
from the past.Copy !req
510. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
511. I— I feel weird.Copy !req
512. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
513. I do too.Copy !req
514. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
515. Dude, do you feel that
in the air?Copy !req
516. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
517. No.Copy !req
518. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
519. - Something— a chill.
- I don't know, but, hey,Copy !req
520. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
521. - We gotta go to our
"calls from the public."
- okay.Copy !req
522. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
523. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
524. How many millionaires do you
think you can fit in there?Copy !req
525. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
526. - It's time for
"calls from the public," so—
- yeah, campers.Copy !req
527. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
528. We're not camping.
Here we go, okay.Copy !req
529. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
530. Caller go ahead.Copy !req
531. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
532. Um, hello, this is saint peter.
Is this sifl and olly?Copy !req
533. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
534. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
535. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
536. - Hi, I'm calling
from heaven and—
- who are you?Copy !req
537. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
538. I'm saint peter,
and I have a few questionsCopy !req
539. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
540. That I need to ask you regarding
your entrance into heaven.Copy !req
541. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
542. Are you ready?Copy !req
543. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
544. Um, yeah.Copy !req
545. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
546. Okay, number one—
do you ever lie?Copy !req
547. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
548. - Both: Pass.
- Okay, number two—Copy !req
549. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
550. Do you ever masturbate?Copy !req
551. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
552. - Both: Pass.
- Okay.Copy !req
553. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
554. What is this about?
Are we gonna die or something?Copy !req
555. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
556. Um, well,
we've come to understandCopy !req
557. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
558. That the grim reaper's
going to be visiting your showCopy !req
559. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
560. This afternoon, and we just need
to take a few precautions.Copy !req
561. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
562. No way.Copy !req
563. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
564. The grim reaper's
coming to our show?Copy !req
565. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
566. Yes, he is,
so I just wanted to check inCopy !req
567. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
568. And get this information,
and I also—Copy !req
569. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
570. - Okay thanks.
- Oh, I'd also
like to get in a shout outCopy !req
571. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
572. To my main archangels
in the house.Copy !req
573. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
574. Okay, thanks caller.Copy !req
575. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
576. - Wow.
- Oh, that was weird.Copy !req
577. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
578. Okay, we better take
the next call.Copy !req
579. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
580. Caller, go ahead.Copy !req
581. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
582. Yes, this is the mayor
of transylvania.Copy !req
583. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
584. - Wow.
- Whoa.Copy !req
585. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
586. On behalf of our city,Copy !req
587. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
588. I'd like to give you
the key to our town.Copy !req
589. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
590. Cool. Thanks.
Why, is there only one door?Copy !req
591. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
592. Yes, and don't make
any copies of it.Copy !req
593. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
594. - Why?
- Why not dude?Copy !req
595. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
596. Dracula lives here.Copy !req
597. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
598. - Cool.
- Wow.Copy !req
599. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
600. And does count chocula
live there, too?Copy !req
601. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
602. Yes.Copy !req
603. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
604. Hey, does boo berry
live there?Copy !req
605. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
606. Yes,
he's here as well.Copy !req
607. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
608. And frankenberry,
is he there?Copy !req
609. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
610. - Yes, they're all here.
- Sifl: Excellent.Copy !req
611. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
612. - Olly: Do you get free—
- no, please—Copy !req
613. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
614. Do you get free cereal?
youCopy !req
615. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
616. Will not have the key
to the city.Copy !req
617. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
618. You have betrayed transylvania,
and death shall reign upon you.Copy !req
619. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
620. Let's get to the next caller.
Caller, go ahead.Copy !req
621. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
622. Hi, I was at your party
last week.Copy !req
623. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
624. - Oh, yeah, which one?
- Which one?Copy !req
625. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
626. Oh, it was goth night.
It was so dark.Copy !req
627. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
628. - Yeah, that was fun, man.
- You guys throw dark, you know?Copy !req
629. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
630. - Thanks.
- Thanks.Copy !req
631. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
632. I was wondering if anyone turned
in a coffin-shaped purse.Copy !req
633. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
634. - Nope.
- You'd have to check
with the information desk.Copy !req
635. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
636. Oh, that's not
what I wanted to hear.Copy !req
637. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
638. - So, so important—
- was your wallet in there?Copy !req
639. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
640. No, no my guinea pig's
skeleton's in there.Copy !req
641. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
642. Wow.Copy !req
643. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
644. Okay.Copy !req
645. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
646. Um, well,
we better go I guess.Copy !req
647. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
648. We'd better,
that'd be a good thing to do.Copy !req
649. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
650. - Okay, we'll see you all later.
- See ya.Copy !req
651. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
652. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
653. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
654. Hello, there, we're gonna talk
to chester for a while.Copy !req
655. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
656. Hey, man, how's it going?Copy !req
657. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
658. pretty good.Copy !req
659. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
660. How are you guys?Copy !req
661. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
662. We're fine.
Did you have—Copy !req
663. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
664. Okay. See you later.Copy !req
665. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
666. No, wait, wait,
we have to do the interview.Copy !req
667. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
668. Oh, yeah, okay.Copy !req
669. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
670. Have you, um, did you—Copy !req
671. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
672. Are you still customizing
that van?Copy !req
673. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
674. Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty cool.Copy !req
675. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
676. What did you put in it?Copy !req
677. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
678. We, uh, it's cody's van.
It's cool.Copy !req
679. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
680. Cody's?
Oh, it's cody's van.Copy !req
681. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
682. Yeah, yeah, we put a bunch
of little movie projectors,Copy !req
683. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
684. Like, some big leathers seats
and some bull whips.Copy !req
685. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
686. For what? W-why?Copy !req
687. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
688. I don't know, he says
it's good for the hookers.Copy !req
689. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
690. Hookers?Copy !req
691. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
692. Yeah,
the girls in the—Copy !req
693. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
694. You know, the pretty girls with
the sparkly clothes and stuff.Copy !req
695. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
696. - Yeah, yeah.
- You shouldn't—Copy !req
697. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
698. - We know.
- You shouldn't be
hanging out with cody, man.Copy !req
699. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
700. - I don't think he's good news.
- He's cool.Copy !req
701. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
702. He's a really cool guy.
He plays pool. He's cool.Copy !req
703. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
704. So? How do you know
he plays pool?Copy !req
705. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
706. I don't know, he's always
talking about eight balls.Copy !req
707. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
708. I wouldn't— chester,
I think you needCopy !req
709. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
710. To not hang out with him
anymore, man.Copy !req
711. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
712. Yeah.Copy !req
713. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
714. He's cooler than you guys.
He gets chicks.Copy !req
715. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
716. - Yeah, he buys chicks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
717. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
718. So does sifl.Copy !req
719. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
720. Okay, chester, that's all
the time we have today.Copy !req
721. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
722. We'll see you later, okay?Copy !req
723. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
724. - Okay, see ya.
- Bye.Copy !req
725. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
726. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
727. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
728. Okay, today's question
is that...Copy !req
729. - Hello.
- Hi, campers.Copy !req
730. Hmm.Copy !req
731. Recent hieroglyphics show
that the pyramidsCopy !req
732. Were actually built
in anticipation of david bowie.Copy !req
733. They knew what was coming,
baby.Copy !req
734. Rock.Copy !req
735. So dante's is gonna be
swinging back 50.Copy !req
736. - He's on 50.
- Yeah.Copy !req
737. Rucker got 25.Copy !req
738. Yeah. Cox is—Copy !req
739. Cox is looking like
he's gonna get 100 again.Copy !req
740. - Cox did get 100 last night.
- No that was—Copy !req
741. Cox is at 100.
Rucker got 25.Copy !req
742. But last night was just
the semi approach.Copy !req
743. Yeah,
but he semi'ed at 100,Copy !req
744. And cox full flannelled
on I think 80.Copy !req
745. Yeah, but see,
when you full flannel—Copy !req
746. we got to go
to the interview.Copy !req
747. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
748. It's where we interview guests
and, uh—Copy !req
749. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
750. Who do we have—
who do we got today?Copy !req
751. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
752. What was that?Copy !req
753. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
754. See? That's him.Copy !req
755. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
756. I told you I felt
something weird this morning.Copy !req
757. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
758. Just talk to him.
Talk to him.Copy !req
759. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
760. Hi!Copy !req
761. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
762. Hi.Copy !req
763. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
764. Uh, we were supposed to be
interviewing marty hankin in—Copy !req
765. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
766. Well uh, marty's not gonna
make it... Ever.Copy !req
767. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
768. And, uh, I didn't want
to leave you guys empty-handed,Copy !req
769. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
770. So I thought
I'd fill in for him.Copy !req
771. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
772. Thanks, so where—
where you are you from?Copy !req
773. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
774. Where were you born?Copy !req
775. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
776. I was born in montreal.Copy !req
777. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
778. I'm french-canadian.Copy !req
779. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
780. Like celine dion.Copy !req
781. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
782. Yeah.Copy !req
783. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
784. What's your—
what's your sign?Copy !req
785. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
786. I'm a gemini.Copy !req
787. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
788. Cool.Copy !req
789. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
790. What kind of music
do you like, death?Copy !req
791. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
792. I like a lot of old r&b,
motown,Copy !req
793. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
794. You know, stuff like that.Copy !req
795. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
796. Are— are you gonna
kill us right now?Copy !req
797. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
798. Oh, I don't kill anyone.Copy !req
799. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
800. What—
what's your favorite color?Copy !req
801. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
802. - Black.
- I can't believe
you just asked him that.Copy !req
803. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
804. I just wanted—
I don't know what to say.Copy !req
805. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
806. Hey, what's it like
to kill somebody?Copy !req
807. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
808. Look,
I don't kill anyone, okay?Copy !req
809. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
810. You gotta understand
that when people are—Copy !req
811. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
812. People are really confused
when I come for them.Copy !req
813. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
814. Well, do you know, like,
when we're gonna die or—Copy !req
815. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
816. I'll know about
a week before you die.Copy !req
817. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
818. - Wow.
- And they fax me this list,Copy !req
819. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
820. But the biggies like, uh,
you know, kennedy and hendrix—Copy !req
821. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
822. Wow, hendrix.Copy !req
823. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
824. I knew weeks and weeks
before they died.Copy !req
825. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
826. Hey,
what was hendrix like?Copy !req
827. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
828. Yeah, what was he like?Copy !req
829. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
830. Well...
He was pretty stoned,Copy !req
831. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
832. But uh, he played me
a song before— before he went.Copy !req
833. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
834. Really?
Which song?Copy !req
835. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
836. Uh,
something about purple—Copy !req
837. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
838. - "purple haze."
- "purple haze."Copy !req
839. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
840. Yeah, it was "purple haze."
that's right, "purple haze."Copy !req
841. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
842. - That's really cool, well, uh—
- it's nice talking to you.Copy !req
843. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
844. Yeah, we gotta go.Copy !req
845. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
846. Yeah,
I'll talk to you soon.Copy !req
847. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
848. - What do you mean?
- You will?Copy !req
849. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
850. I love that joke.Copy !req
851. Hi, everybody, welcome to
the interview part of the show.Copy !req
852. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
853. Chester just introduce us.Copy !req
854. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
855. I gotta be somewhere.
I'm late. See you later.Copy !req
856. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
857. Oh, that's cool.Copy !req
858. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
859. Um, hi, everybody,
we're sifl and olly.Copy !req
860. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
861. Hey, how you guys doing?Copy !req
862. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
863. We got a pretty cool interview
coming up, so check it out.Copy !req
864. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
865. We do, yeah,
you want to see this today.Copy !req
866. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
867. Yeah, it rocks.Copy !req
868. Sorry guys,
I can't do this today.Copy !req
869. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
870. Today we're gonna be talking
with breakfast cereal charactersCopy !req
871. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
872. Whose cereal never made it
into the supermarkets.Copy !req
873. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
874. So, we're just gonna—Copy !req
875. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
876. We're give them another chance
to sell us their cereals.Copy !req
877. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
878. Are you serious?Copy !req
879. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
880. Yeah.Copy !req
881. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
882. Um, so why don't we
bring them in?Copy !req
883. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
884. All right, well,
who's the first— the first one?Copy !req
885. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
886. - Yeah, come on in.
- First one, please.Copy !req
887. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
888. Hi, what's your name?Copy !req
889. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
890. Modem mullet.Copy !req
891. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
892. And your cereal?Copy !req
893. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
894. Sugar-coated
cyber flakes.Copy !req
895. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
896. - Mmm!
- Why should
we buy your cereal?Copy !req
897. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
898. Download a bowl
into your stomach today, kids.Copy !req
899. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
900. It's good
to the last megabyte,Copy !req
901. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
902. And that's free surfing
in fiber space!Copy !req
903. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
904. Hey m.M.?Copy !req
905. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
906. - Huh?
- Next.Copy !req
907. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
908. Okay, name?Copy !req
909. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
910. Uh, bing,
bing the chlorinator.Copy !req
911. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
912. Hi, bing, what's the name
of your cereal?Copy !req
913. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
914. Hi.
We're water tower nuggets.Copy !req
915. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
916. - Water tower nuggets.
- Yeah.Copy !req
917. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
918. And why should we buy
your cereal?Copy !req
919. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
920. It's great—
it's great cereal.Copy !req
921. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
922. It's got a little high
chlorine.Copy !req
923. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
924. - Next!
- A little high chlorine.Copy !req
925. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
926. It's kind of dangerous.
It's good, though.Copy !req
927. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
928. Okay. Next!Copy !req
929. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
930. Name?Copy !req
931. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
932. I'm eddie
from rubber fantasies.Copy !req
933. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
934. Next. Name?Copy !req
935. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
936. Sugar bunny.Copy !req
937. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
938. Cereal?Copy !req
939. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
940. Sugar—
super sugar carrots.Copy !req
941. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
942. Next.Copy !req
943. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
944. But they—
they got, um... Real sugar.Copy !req
945. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
946. next.Copy !req
947. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
948. Name?Copy !req
949. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
950. I am the breakfast beaver.Copy !req
951. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
952. Well, why should we buy
your cereal?Copy !req
953. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
954. Well,
with carpenter crunch,Copy !req
955. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
956. You get two scoops of nails
in every bag.Copy !req
957. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
958. Bag?Copy !req
959. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
960. Our cereal comes in a bag.Copy !req
961. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
962. - Okay next.
- Yeah, name?Copy !req
963. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
964. That'd be rascal rooster.Copy !req
965. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
966. your cereal?Copy !req
967. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
968. Well,
that'd raisin hell.Copy !req
969. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
970. Why should we buy it?Copy !req
971. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
972. Well there's a million raisins
in every can.Copy !req
973. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
974. - Every can?
- A can?Copy !req
975. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
976. Our cereal comes in a can.Copy !req
977. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
978. Okay, that's it.
I think—Copy !req
979. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
980. I just want to apologize
for this interview.Copy !req
981. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
982. Yeah, sorry, folks.Copy !req
983. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
984. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
985. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
986. Today's question is...Copy !req
987. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
988. The answer coming up.Copy !req
989. What are you talking about?Copy !req
990. I forget.
I don't know.Copy !req
991. What are you talking about?Copy !req
992. What?
We're gonna eat potato chips?Copy !req
993. What are you talking about?Copy !req
994. I got to go.Copy !req
995. What are you talking about?Copy !req
996. Where you going?Copy !req
997. What are you talking about?Copy !req
998. It's all right
just keep talking.Copy !req
999. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1000. Wait.Copy !req
1001. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1002. Just keep talking,
olly.Copy !req
1003. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1004. I knew you were gonna
do something like this, man.Copy !req
1005. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1006. Um, I can't do the show
without you.Copy !req
1007. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1008. Tell—
tell a joke or something.Copy !req
1009. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1010. - Tell a joke or something,
- where did you go—Copy !req
1011. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1012. I'll be back.
Just tell— do something, man.Copy !req
1013. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1014. Okay, what do you call—
what do you call—Copy !req
1015. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1016. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1017. What do you call the mailman
after he loses his job?Copy !req
1018. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1019. What?Copy !req
1020. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1021. Just some dude.Copy !req
1022. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1023. You got to— I can't do this
without you, man.Copy !req
1024. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1025. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1026. Where are you?Copy !req
1027. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1028. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1029. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1030. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1031. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1032. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1033. Oh, I see.Copy !req
1034. Okay, come down now,
this is stupid.Copy !req
1035. Well...Copy !req
1036. I'll come down.Copy !req
1037. Well...Copy !req
1038. Oh, yeah,
"calls from the public."Copy !req
1039. Here we go, first caller.
Caller go ahead.Copy !req
1040. Yeah, this is eddie
from jersey.Copy !req
1041. You guys are suckers!Copy !req
1042. Yeah,
sock it to them, eddie.Copy !req
1043. What?
Hey, sifl.Copy !req
1044. Yeah?
You're a rotten
slouch bag egg ass.Copy !req
1045. - You tell them, eddie.
- Yeah, you're an egg ass.Copy !req
1046. - Yeah, you're an idiot.
- Do you guys—Copy !req
1047. Do you guys have anything better
to do than prank call?Copy !req
1048. Yeah, I can prank call
your ass again.Copy !req
1049. I'm eddie.Copy !req
1050. - I know.
- You know that we can
see you, right?Copy !req
1051. Hey, I ain't eddie.Copy !req
1052. What are you—
what are you guys doing here?Copy !req
1053. I gotta go.Copy !req
1054. See ya.Copy !req
1055. The answer—
ll cool jCopy !req
1056. Can actually lift 500 times
his own weight.Copy !req
1057. That would be like you or me
being able to carryCopy !req
1058. A popcorn ball
the size of epcot center.Copy !req
1059. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1060. That you'll get thrown in jail
if you spray-paint that poodle.Copy !req
1061. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1062. But this poodle—Copy !req
1063. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1064. Okay first of all,
this is the poodle that,Copy !req
1065. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1066. One, ate my sleeping bag,
two, pulled down my posters,Copy !req
1067. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1068. Three, chewed up all the cords
to the vcrs,Copy !req
1069. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1070. Four. This is the poodle
that deserves it.Copy !req
1071. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1072. - Now I'm not—
- hey, it's just a dog.Copy !req
1073. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1074. It's not normal spray paint.
This is hair spray paint.Copy !req
1075. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1076. - Mm-hmm.
- It's the kind of hairsprayCopy !req
1077. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1078. That you put in your hair
at Halloween.Copy !req
1079. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1080. Yeah.Copy !req
1081. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1082. And I'm just gonna spray paint
the dog with this hair spray.Copy !req
1083. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1084. It might be cute and funny,
and it might make you feel good,Copy !req
1085. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1086. But you really think the dog is
gonna learn anything from that?Copy !req
1087. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1088. The dog won't even knowCopy !req
1089. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1090. Because I'm taking all
the mirrors out of the house.Copy !req
1091. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1092. Oh.
Oh, that's fine.Copy !req
1093. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1094. Oh, hey dude, it's time.Copy !req
1095. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1096. - We're back on the air.
- Here's precious roy.Copy !req
1097. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1098. Hello there, folks,
and welcomeCopy !req
1099. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1100. To the precious roy
home shopping netwerk.Copy !req
1101. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1102. Now we all know
that precious roy stands for...Copy !req
1103. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1104. Quality.Copy !req
1105. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1106. And we are gonna sell you
some incredible products today.Copy !req
1107. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1108. Sit back and watch what we
have for you today.Copy !req
1109. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1110. Today's item is
the precious roy ass-lift 800.Copy !req
1111. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1112. Now we know there's a lot of
ass trouble going on out there.Copy !req
1113. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1114. you know
about my ass trouble.Copy !req
1115. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1116. You got got some serious-ass
ass trouble.Copy !req
1117. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1118. Now, folks,
your body is a temple.Copy !req
1119. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1120. It's a fat temple, okay?
Is your ass okay?Copy !req
1121. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1122. Mine's not okay.
Do you want more ass?Copy !req
1123. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1124. Should you have less ass?Copy !req
1125. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1126. Either way, ass-lift 800
is the answer.Copy !req
1127. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1128. Now this is
body sculpture, folks.Copy !req
1129. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1130. No liposuction.
No dangerous prosthetics.Copy !req
1131. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1132. Let me tell you
something here, folks—Copy !req
1133. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1134. Do you suffer from what doctors
know as flat ass?Copy !req
1135. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1136. Use ass-lift 800
to pull up those fat thighsCopy !req
1137. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1138. Into a firm,
rounder buttocks shape.Copy !req
1139. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1140. Or if your ass is too big,Copy !req
1141. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1142. You can raise
the fat even higherCopy !req
1143. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1144. And have those broad shoulders
you always wanted.Copy !req
1145. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1146. Now let's take some call—
ass-lift 800.Copy !req
1147. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1148. - I'm excited sifl.
- Let's see what—Copy !req
1149. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1150. Let's see what
everyone else thinks.Copy !req
1151. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1152. That's what
really counts here.Copy !req
1153. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1154. It does.
Okay, first caller?Copy !req
1155. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1156. Uh, hello.!Copy !req
1157. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1158. Hello there.Copy !req
1159. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1160. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1161. Listen, I'm looking for an
alternative to healthy living.Copy !req
1162. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1163. Is this the right product
for me?Copy !req
1164. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1165. I think you'll find
that ass-lift 800Copy !req
1166. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1167. Is the perfect thing for you.Copy !req
1168. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1169. That's good
'cause I don't want anythingCopy !req
1170. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1171. To get in the way
of my drinking or smoking.Copy !req
1172. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1173. I just want— I just want
to move things around.Copy !req
1174. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1175. Can I ask you this—
do you suffer from big ass?Copy !req
1176. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1177. I do, I would say that I do—
I do suffer.Copy !req
1178. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1179. Let me tell him this—Copy !req
1180. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1181. You've just made the best
decision of your entire life.Copy !req
1182. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1183. That's great,
that's just wonderful news.Copy !req
1184. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1185. You are halfway down the road
to a more attractive figure!Copy !req
1186. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1187. Next call!Copy !req
1188. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1189. Yeah,
I wanted large breasts,Copy !req
1190. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1191. But I'm afraid of getting
the boob job.Copy !req
1192. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1193. - Okay, sure.
- I found with ass-lift 800,Copy !req
1194. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1195. I could move my fat knees
all the way upCopy !req
1196. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1197. And have a beautiful bust line.Copy !req
1198. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1199. There you go, folks,
another testimony.Copy !req
1200. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1201. Let the fat work for you.Copy !req
1202. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1203. Precious roy,
tell us all about it.Copy !req
1204. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1205. This is precious roy!Copy !req
1206. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1207. You kids get off my boat!Copy !req
1208. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1209. precious,
what about ass-lift 800?Copy !req
1210. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1211. I don't know you guys!
Suckers!Copy !req
1212. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1213. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1214. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1215. No, I'm almost positiveCopy !req
1216. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1217. We have the head of nasa's
mars mission, grout.Copy !req
1218. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1219. - Mm, yeah.
- You're pretty tall.Copy !req
1220. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1221. Do you think man will
ever make it to space?Copy !req
1222. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1223. I was there last Friday.Copy !req
1224. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1225. Cool.
What's it like?Copy !req
1226. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1227. The traffic's hell.Copy !req
1228. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1229. Have you ever been to mars?Copy !req
1230. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1231. Sure, yeah. I coach a girl's
softball team there.Copy !req
1232. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1233. This is irrelevant.
Why are we talking about this?Copy !req
1234. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1235. Well, last year,
they went undefeated.Copy !req
1236. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1237. I don't care, olly,
you've ruined this interview.Copy !req
1238. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1239. - No, I didn't.
- I'm so sorry,
viewing audience.Copy !req
1240. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1241. I'm so sorry serena, good night.
We'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
1242. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1243. Um, hi, everybody,
and welcome to the show.Copy !req
1244. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1245. Hi, I'm sifl.Copy !req
1246. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1247. And I'm olly.Copy !req
1248. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1249. Hi, guys.Copy !req
1250. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1251. - Who are you?
- Who are you?Copy !req
1252. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1253. I'm sex girl.Copy !req
1254. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1255. I was hired by y'all fans
for you two.Copy !req
1256. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1257. Our fans hired you?Copy !req
1258. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1259. Yeah.Copy !req
1260. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1261. What— for what?Copy !req
1262. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1263. Sex.
I'm sex girl.Copy !req
1264. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1265. Okay, we'll be back
with sex girl in a second,Copy !req
1266. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1267. But we got calls
from the public now.Copy !req
1268. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1269. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
1270. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1271. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1272. Good evening
and in tonight's news,Copy !req
1273. Hello, welcome to calls
from the public.Copy !req
1274. So yell into your phone
and you should get through.Copy !req
1275. Okay, first call.
Caller, go ahead.Copy !req
1276. Howdy, boys,
it seems that every timeCopy !req
1277. I boil corn,
I get real horny like.Copy !req
1278. - When you boil corn?
- Every time.Copy !req
1279. Doesn't corn
do the same to you boys?Copy !req
1280. - No.
- No, corn doesn't
really turn me on.Copy !req
1281. Oh, god, it does me so.Copy !req
1282. How about— how about,
like, creamed corn.Copy !req
1283. Oh, go there.Copy !req
1284. How about corn dogs?Copy !req
1285. go there.Copy !req
1286. Yeah, you like that?Copy !req
1287. - How about popcorn?Copy !req
1288. - You like that don't you?
- Popcorn.Copy !req
1289. Okay, whoa,
we've got to stop this.Copy !req
1290. This is—
this is cornography.Copy !req
1291. We got—
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1292. Okay, um... Whew.Copy !req
1293. - Next caller.
- Good idea.Copy !req
1294. - My hands...
- Whoa.Copy !req
1295. Are sticky!Copy !req
1296. - Wow!
- Do have a question, caller?Copy !req
1297. Let's get to the question.Copy !req
1298. I'm like a sticky snake.Copy !req
1299. Cool!Copy !req
1300. - sifl: Okay.Copy !req
1301. Can you give me some more
feedback on your problem?Copy !req
1302. My hands are sticky.Copy !req
1303. His hands are sticky,
sifl.Copy !req
1304. Hey, uh, freak boy,
freak boy.Copy !req
1305. - I'm a sticky snake.
- Olly: Okay.Copy !req
1306. Hey, freak boy,
you're outta here, okay?Copy !req
1307. - No!
- Thank you.Copy !req
1308. Damn.
Caller, go ahead.Copy !req
1309. Yes, I'm opening a business out
of my home and I was wondering—Copy !req
1310. - Cool.
- Great, do you have
a question for us?Copy !req
1311. Could I do a commercial
for my business?Copy !req
1312. No, no you can't do that
on the air.Copy !req
1313. - Thanks a lot.
- It'll just be fast.Copy !req
1314. No.Copy !req
1315. For a good time,
call cindy.Copy !req
1316. - Olly: What's the number?
- Sifl: You're kidding, right?Copy !req
1317. - That's it.
- You're a hooker.Copy !req
1318. - Uh, okay, you can't do this.
- Call— call now —Copy !req
1319. If you call now, you can get
free scratch and sniff coupons—Copy !req
1320. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
- okay, that's it see you later.Copy !req
1321. - Sorry.
- Okay.Copy !req
1322. - Sorry folks.
- Everyone, sorry.Copy !req
1323. We're experiencing
perverted callers.Copy !req
1324. - We'll see you soon.
- See ya!Copy !req
1325. So, chester, you're, uh—Copy !req
1326. You've got a lot of hobbies,
don't you?Copy !req
1327. Yeah, you could say
I'm kind of a wizard.Copy !req
1328. So you like tap dancing,
first of all.Copy !req
1329. Yeah, I'll do a dance that'll
knock your pants off, yeah.Copy !req
1330. And then you're also
a fantasy love date.Copy !req
1331. I do this thing
where you call upCopy !req
1332. And I go to your house
and pull offCopy !req
1333. A medieval sex dance
on your ass.Copy !req
1334. It's good wages but the work's
pretty intimidating.Copy !req
1335. - It's intimidating?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1336. You intimidate people
or they intimidate you?Copy !req
1337. They intimidate me.
They're the ones who dress up.Copy !req
1338. - I just sit there.
- What do they do to you?Copy !req
1339. It usually starts with the rack,Copy !req
1340. And they dress us up
like beaversCopy !req
1341. And I usually bite
at their ankles then.Copy !req
1342. They pay extra for that.Copy !req
1343. Thanks for— thanks for
talking to us, chester.Copy !req
1344. Okay, yeah, sure.
See ya.Copy !req
1345. Okay, today's question asks...Copy !req
1346. Although reading
and writing was inventedCopy !req
1347. More than 3,000 years ago,Copy !req
1348. Smoke signals were not invented
until 1963 by jim morrison.Copy !req
1349. Lizard king, baby.Copy !req
1350. Yeah.Copy !req
1351. No, jerry's diner
was the place she worked.Copy !req
1352. Jbs was the place down
the street from there.Copy !req
1353. Wait so jbs—
there was two jbs.Copy !req
1354. There's jbs up
and jbs down.Copy !req
1355. Right, but actually
jbs down—Copy !req
1356. Well anyways,
yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1357. So there's brady's cafй,
jbs up and down,Copy !req
1358. And then there was—
what was the diner called?Copy !req
1359. Jerry's diner,
and that's where she worked.Copy !req
1360. - Oh, yeah.
- She used to work there.Copy !req
1361. You're right.Copy !req
1362. And, she actually—Copy !req
1363. That's the place
that was attacked by gorillas.Copy !req
1364. - I'm serious.
I know this is funny.
- Really?Copy !req
1365. That's the place
that was attacked by gorillas.Copy !req
1366. Jbs down was attacked
by gorillas?Copy !req
1367. No,
it was jerry's diner,Copy !req
1368. The place down the street
from the jbs.Copy !req
1369. Oh, okay, we got to go
to an interview now, though.Copy !req
1370. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1371. Where we usually do
the interview, but today,Copy !req
1372. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1373. We're not because sex girl is
here and we're not gonna do it.Copy !req
1374. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1375. Hi, sex girl.Copy !req
1376. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1377. Hi, boys.
Hello.Copy !req
1378. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1379. So what are you
gonna do to us?Copy !req
1380. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1381. I'm here to rock your worlds.
Who's first?Copy !req
1382. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1383. - I'm first. Yeah, I'm first.
- Sifl's first.Copy !req
1384. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1385. Okay,
come over here big boy.Copy !req
1386. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1387. Hi, I'm sifl.Copy !req
1388. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1389. Hey, what's happening?Copy !req
1390. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1391. How you doing?
Okay.Copy !req
1392. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1393. Okay, so what should I do?Copy !req
1394. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1395. Just— just—
just I don't know, talk.Copy !req
1396. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1397. Okay.Copy !req
1398. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1399. Just don't bug me, dude.Copy !req
1400. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1401. Come here, baby, come here.Copy !req
1402. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1403. Hi, everybody, uh—Copy !req
1404. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1405. - Ohh.
- Wow.Copy !req
1406. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1407. When I was a little kid,Copy !req
1408. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1409. I got stuck in a hole
in the ground.Copy !req
1410. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1411. It was really muddy.
We were making a porch—Copy !req
1412. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1413. Oh.Copy !req
1414. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1415. Wow— wow.Copy !req
1416. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1417. And I stuck in a porch,
and—Copy !req
1418. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1419. I got stuck in a porch
and there was a—Copy !req
1420. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1421. I was stuck in the mud,
and I tried to call for help.Copy !req
1422. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1423. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1424. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Sifl!Copy !req
1425. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1426. - Hey what man, what?
- Sifl if—Copy !req
1427. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1428. Why did they call you sifl?Copy !req
1429. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1430. Oh, you'll find out in
about five days.Copy !req
1431. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1432. You're next, dude.Copy !req
1433. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1434. Yeah, next okay.
Hi, I'm— I'm olly.Copy !req
1435. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1436. Now, while he's—Copy !req
1437. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1438. Everything I'm about
to do to you, baby,Copy !req
1439. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1440. I learned at sea world.Copy !req
1441. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1442. You learned at sea world?Copy !req
1443. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1444. What the
kind of line is that?Copy !req
1445. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1446. You learned that
at sea world?Copy !req
1447. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1448. Well, let you something,
I ain't no cheap-ass ho.Copy !req
1449. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1450. You come all in here sending
all your boys and everythingCopy !req
1451. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1452. Trying to set me out
and everythingCopy !req
1453. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1454. Talking about some sea world?Copy !req
1455. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1456. That stuff don't.Copy !req
1457. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1458. Don't try me with no.
I don't.Copy !req
1459. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1460. - I do not.
- Um—Copy !req
1461. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1462. Hey come back over here, dude.
Come back over here.Copy !req
1463. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1464. What?Copy !req
1465. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1466. Where the hell did you get
that line from?Copy !req
1467. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1468. I made it up.Copy !req
1469. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1470. I mean, where do you—
where do you use that line?Copy !req
1471. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1472. At the aquarium.Copy !req
1473. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1474. On who?Copy !req
1475. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1476. Marine biologists.Copy !req
1477. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1478. She wasn't
a marine biologist, olly.Copy !req
1479. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1480. One of you guys smelled
like!Copy !req
1481. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1482. I don't know!Copy !req
1483. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1484. Okay.
We'll see you all later.Copy !req
1485. Hi everybody this
is the pat of the showCopy !req
1486. Hey everybody,
it's almost the end of the show.Copy !req
1487. Um, man,
this was an excellent—Copy !req
1488. Our cameraman
just yelled at us.Copy !req
1489. This was a great show,
having sex girl here.Copy !req
1490. Yeah, I'm sure it was
really good for you, dude.Copy !req
1491. Well, you gotta watch
your lines, buddy.Copy !req
1492. I had—
I had the smooth lines.Copy !req
1493. Yeah, smooth as in
a whale carcass.Copy !req
1494. Anyways—
but you know what?Copy !req
1495. Who does like—
who does their laundry?Copy !req
1496. I don't know
that she was a prostitute,Copy !req
1497. But who does
the prostitute's laundry?Copy !req
1498. What the hell
made you just ask that?Copy !req
1499. Well, hos gotta
wash their clothes, too.Copy !req
1500. But the thing is a pimp,
that's the pimp's job.Copy !req
1501. - To clean their clothes?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1502. I guess the really
good ones do it, but—Copy !req
1503. - Prostitutes are busy.
- Pimps get a bad rap,Copy !req
1504. Like they don't do
anything for their—Copy !req
1505. No, the thing
is that a prostitute—Copy !req
1506. A pimp is supposed to wash
a prostitute's clothes.Copy !req
1507. - Wow, did you take
a class on this?
- Sure.Copy !req