Shrinking 2x11

1. Alice is still so fucking mad.

2. I know. It stinks.

3. Look, if she wants to stay in touch with this guy, fine.

4. I guess I gotta live with it. But it doesn't mean that I have to.

5. I get it. I'm totally on your side.

6. I appreciate that, but I know that you're also obsessed with Alice.

7. Are you gonna be able to be on my side when she's around?

8. Of course. No problem.

9. Okay.

10. I just don't know what she wants from me.

11. I want you to do more.

12. You should do more.

13. I can tell that Louis is still struggling.

14. You help every other person on the planet. Why can't you help him?

15. What the fuck, Jimmy?

16. Liz, nice seeing ya.

17. Yeah, I should go.

18. Look, if he's struggling so much, he should go talk to somebody.

19. Dad, you know it would mean so much more coming from you.

20. Mom would have helped him.

21. It's not gonna be me.

22. - Okay. - So can we all just please stop yelling?

23. And yes, I know, I'm the only one yelling, so I'll stop.

24. It doesn't matter.

25. I'm more sad than mad anyways.

26. Alice, please don't do this.

27. You're not the person I thought you were.

28. I'm sorry I caved so quickly.

29. Seriously, Liz?

30. Oh, fuck.

31. No, the last time we were all together was at your daughter's wedding.

32. - Remember that? - Yes.

33. Oh, my God. What a crazy time that was.

34. - Oh, hey. - Hey.

35. What's going on here?

36. Are we running a beauty pageant?

37. Who are these fucking people?

38. When we decided to live together you did know that I have friends?

39. Yeah, I did. I just didn't wanna believe it.

40. You forget to take your meds?

41. I took my meds, but they're not lasting as long as they usually do.

42. I called Sykes and her receptionist said she's fully booked up,

43. so I'm just gonna drop in. She loves it when I surprise her.

44. You really think that she has a thing for you?

45. Well, she's a human female, right?

46. Nice to see you, ladies.

47. Thanks.

48. - Bye. - Bye.

49. I hate them.

50. Okay, then.

51. Sorry Ava went with the other couple. How are you guys doing?

52. Well, Charlie's taking it hard.

53. I'm more stable.

54. Yes, you've demonstrated that time and time...

55. We'll never find a baby.

56. again.

57. I was going to say again.

58. I don't want this anymore.

59. I found it after our meeting with Ava, but now it's tainted by her rejection.

60. So you can give it to her, or you can burn it.

61. I don't care. Just want her to know there's no hard feelings.

62. But definitely burn it, maybe send her the ashes.

63. Look, I'm making sure your brochure gets seen by lots of other mothers.

64. We have someone expecting twins.

65. Can we take them both and then after a year decide which one we wanna keep?

66. You cannot.

67. That's an insane question.

68. We have a 38-year-old woman—

69. A grandma baby. Great.

70. What's it nurse on?

71. Dust?

72. - Hey. - Hi.

73. Oh, thank God, Charlie's here.

74. - Sorry, I'm late. - Please.

75. You are worth the wait.

76. Slut.

77. Oh, my God. Babies everywhere.

78. - Here you go. Hope that cheers you up. - Thank you.

79. Yeah.

80. Oh, shit. I gotta go.

81. Close the truck up for me and that's free.

82. Why do people keep confusing me for a helpful person?

83. I have no idea.

84. Where you off to?

85. I'm kinda seeing someone. It's casual.

86. She's super busy, so when she has the time, I make it work.

87. Oh, my God. You're a boy toy.

88. Yeah, you definitely have a glow lately.

89. Yeah, truck's making money.

90. I'm crushing in therapy.

91. Only bummer is, I always gotta go to her place.

92. I can't really take her to the pool house.

93. Have you thought of moving out?

94. I'd love to, but it's really hard to find another spot with a pool

95. that's only $65 a month.

96. He only charges you $65?

97. That's as much as one of my massage add-ons.

98. Your rent is a lavender scrub.

99. We'll finish up. Go to your maiden.

100. Thank you, guys. Keys are in the truck.

101. Brian, I'ma spread the word that you love doing people favors.

102. I hope you can't perform.

103. Sexually!

104. I got it.

105. Pill o'clock.

106. It's time to take your meds. I'll go grab you some water.

107. - Thank you, sweet angel. - Of course.

108. That's cute. I love pill o'clock.

109. Mom, Nikki seems like a dope-ass nurse.

110. She's an angel, like the daughter I never had.

111. Well, as one of the daughters you do have,

112. would you maybe wanna do dinner at my place next Thursday?

113. You know, I may be serving a turkey 'cause it's Thanksgiving.

114. Court's coming. It'd mean a lot to me if you came too.

115. Well, like you said, you know, I'm much happier here in my own house,

116. closer to my friends and my life.

117. I think I'll just go dive into all that.

118. Thank you, sweetie pie.

119. Enjoy your turkey.

120. All right, well, go on ahead and be stubborn.

121. I will break you.

122. I mean, I'm not gonna break her physically.

123. I mean, I'm gonna break her emotionally, like a horse.

124. Not better.

125. Anyway, thank you for helping us out.

126. I know she can be a bit tricky.

127. Actually, I think she's handling it really well,

128. being abandoned by her daughter.

129. - Excuse me? - I'm sorry.

130. I get sensitive because I lost my mom,

131. and I didn't take care of her when I should have.

132. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

133. I'm fucking with you.

134. My mom lives with me because I'm a decent person.

135. Dr. Sykes, hi.

136. Paul, what are you doing here?

137. I went by your office

138. and your new assistant said that you knocked off a little early

139. and came over here for a drink.

140. She shouldn't have told you that.

141. Well, in her defense, I did tell her that I was your dad.

142. Okay, what's the emergency?

143. Well, I noticed that my meds don't seem to be suppressing my tremors

144. as well as they used to.

145. So I'm worried that my meds are losing their efficacy.

146. Let's not jump to the worst case.

147. There could be other factors.

148. Lack of sleep, anxiety.

149. Any new stress in your life recently?

150. Well, my old neurologist moved in with me,

151. and just between you and me,

152. I said that I knew she had friends, but I had no idea.

153. Okay, how about you come in for a proper appointment tomorrow?

154. Thanks.

155. Sup, Paul.

156. Well, if she can't have me, guess it makes sense.

157. So, anyway, that's how I got kicked off of the group Slack channel,

158. but the main thing that I wanted to tell you about

159. is worse than the Whole Foods incident...

160. I'm... Are you even listening?

161. I was not, sorry.

162. I'm in my head about some personal stuff.

163. But watch, doctoring in three, two, one, go.

164. No, now you're paying too much attention, just find a middle ground.

165. - Better. - Great.

166. Okay, so my neighbor, Jack, he lost his dog, Bandit, right?

167. Which is super sad. He put up signs everywhere.

168. Good news, I found Bandit.

169. But as I was waiting for Jack to come home I started to play with Bandit,

170. and then I took him to the park and we really connected.

171. Anyway, I ended up not giving him back.

172. So that was, what, yesterday?

173. Nine days ago,

174. and I probably should've said something about it at our last session.

175. Well, we only had an hour.

176. What should I do?

177. Give the dog back, Wally.

178. Well, is there an option B?

179. Yes, there is actually, give the dog back.

180. Either one works.

181. Fine. But he's gonna miss his play date with a really submissive corgi,

182. and those are very hard to find.

183. That's a sex thing?

184. Oh, yeah.

185. Otherwise, I'm still struggling with eating by myself at restaurants.

186. Somebody once told me it's like defecating in public 'cause it's...

187. You shouldn't be doing it.

188. You know what the worst thing about kids are?

189. Yeah, they get all your money when you die.

190. I'm not sure why that's a negative.

191. No, I was going to say that they have this amazing ability

192. to cut you to your core and then just go on with their day.

193. No, Paul, I just wanna complain about Alice.

194. Please don't do that thing where you look out the window

195. and get all philosophical.

196. You ever think the world puts two people together for a reason?

197. Okay.

198. You're the one that's always saying that we're so alike,

199. maybe you're right.

200. Meg and I were estranged

201. because I couldn't forgive myself for fucking up in the past,

202. just like you can't forgive yourself for failing Alice.

203. Well, I'm getting there.

204. No, you're not.

205. Thanks to Alice, I've got an open slot.

206. It's not therapy, it's just chats in the park.

207. You bring me Fun Dip and a new hat.

208. I appreciate the offer, but I am good.

209. - You know what's insane? - What, Paul?

210. The worst thing in the world that could happen, happened to you.

211. You didn't ask for help.

212. You just numbed yourself with drugs and booze,

213. buried yourself in your patients.

214. Sure, some other people snuck in to help.

215. Liz took care of Alice.

216. I tricked her into therapy.

217. I thought you just said they were chats.

218. Yo, ready to get our talk on?

219. In a second.

220. You know the difference between you and all our patients?

221. Just by coming in here,

222. they show they have the courage to get the help they need.

223. By the way, we good?

224. Yeah, we're good.

225. If it doesn't work out with my doctor, Jimmy's got a dentist you can bang.

226. - Do you? - He's not a real dentist.

227. He's just a guy who'd give you a few bucks to put his fingers in your mouth.

228. You're a weird guy, Jimmy.

229. It's gonna be hot next week,

230. and Derrick and I are thinking about going to Rowdy Rapids in Palm Springs.

231. You guys in?

232. A water park?

233. I'm not a huge fan of swimming in other people's urine.

234. You know my niece got syphilis at that place.

235. No, she didn't. Your niece is a ho.

236. Both things can be true.

237. She did have sex in the lazy river.

238. Well, Derrick and I actually bonded over being garbage people,

239. so party cruises, Crocs and socks, pro wrestling.

240. We think the trashier the better.

241. Yeah, yesterday for dinner, we had Taco Bell,

242. hooked up, and then got it again.

243. We call that a "booty burrito bang-bang."

244. Oh, yeah.

245. There's a move I'd like to try.

246. Babe, nothing makes me drier than the word "chalupa."

247. Hey, did you convince your mom to have Thanksgiving with you and your sis?

248. - Not yet. - Yeah, she'll come around.

249. What about you guys, what are you guys doing?

250. I thought you knew, w...

251. We're just, we're spending it with our boys...

252. pumping 'em full of yams.

253. That's... Weird way to phrase that but enjoy.

254. - I'm gonna head out. Bye. - Okay.

255. - Bye. - Have a good day.

256. You too.

257. I hate it when you give me the look. You know lying gives me reflux.

258. - It's her. - I'm sorry,

259. I just haven't decided if he's invited yet.

260. Enough of this.

261. It's time to make a list of pros and cons.

262. Fine, all right. Pros, he makes me laugh,

263. he knows all the lyrics to "Tubthumping"

264. and I can be myself around him.

265. He also gives the best back rubs.

266. It's Gaby's list, babe.

267. - Oh, right. - Okay, cons.

268. Honestly, the only one I can think of is he's so hot he steals focus.

269. Be braver, you're taking a gift away from all of us.

270. - Oh, hey. - Hi.

271. - Hi. - You ready to go?

272. - Yeah. - Gaby's just telling us

273. why we can't invite her Derrick to Thanksgiving.

274. - Too hot, might steal focus. - He gets it.

275. Cowards. Come on. Let's go.

276. - Bye. - Shallow.

277. - Geez. - Wait,

278. so she had sex in a lazy river?

279. - In a tube. Yeah. - What? How'd she do that?

280. - Just booty through the hole? - That's what the picture looked like.

281. - She wear a snorkel? - I didn't see a face.

282. My buddy, Tom, owns this building.

283. I've been thinking about purchasing this unit as an investment.

284. - Thoughts? - Yeah, this place is awesome.

285. Love the location, love all this light.

286. Yeah, buy this place, bro.

287. Well, I can't flip it for a year for tax reasons,

288. but I was thinking, hell, this could be your place until then.

289. Look, it needs some sprucing up,

290. you could oversee all that and, you know, pay me a hundred bucks a month.

291. In massage terms, that's a salt scrub and a hand job.

292. But you should never mix those two.

293. - Derek, this is too much. - You'd be helping me out, I mean it.

294. Also, look at this,

295. marble countertops,

296. nice and cool on the tush for your sex friend.

297. There's also a doorman and a gazebo.

298. - It is nice on your tush. Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

299. Hey, what do you think?

300. I just... I'm sorry.

301. I gotta go.

302. Doing nice things for people, bit more of a drag than I expected.

303. Jimmy, you know, when most people call to catch up, they say,

304. "How are you?" Not, "Have you forgiven yourself?"

305. Oh, thanks for coming by. Yeah.

306. They're not buying, and I blame you for distracting me.

307. Didn't I hear you say a couple was murdered there?

308. Yes, but it wasn't, like, a serial killer thing, the son did it.

309. - It's safe. - True.

310. I mean, it's not like he has other parents to kill.

311. Yeah, and this would be the last place he would hide.

312. That'd be stupid.

313. Actually, that would be smart.

314. Shit.

315. Look, I know it was a strange way to start a call,

316. but if you were able to forgive yourself,

317. I would love to know how you did it.

318. It's gotten better with time,

319. but I still lie awake some nights and think about what I did.

320. And my friend saw Donny. She said he's still struggling.

321. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's the worst,

322. but it would give me peace if he was okay.

323. Is that fucked up?

324. No.

325. - No, I wish I could help you. - Yeah, I wish you could help too.

326. Bye.

327. One, two,

328. okay, keep going, three—

329. I know how to count. Would you shut the fuck up?

330. Hello, sunshine.

331. Fuck.

332. I had Gaby drive me

333. since I had to bring somebody that you're not sleeping with.

334. Well, we just met, give it time.

335. Okay, well, based on the initial results,

336. I am concerned that your meds are starting to become less effective.

337. Unfortunately, you're already at maximum dosage.

338. I got it.

339. But hey, there are adjustments we can make with diet and physical therapy

340. - to start to mitigate— - Yeah, how long before

341. the meds don't work at all and I'm...

342. always a shaky mess?

343. It depends on the individual, but I'd guess six months to a year.

344. Well, that fucking sucks.

345. Yeah, it does.

346. Do you wanna talk about it?

347. Not even a little.

348. Onward.

349. Thank you.

350. Donny, if I were to sum you up as a person,

351. I would say that you're a piece of shit.

352. Don't be offended, I can't be the first person to say that to you.

353. How many times today?

354. - Five. - Five, there you go.

355. That's good counting.

356. Look, you and I, we've had our issues, huh?

357. You beat the shit out of me.

358. I called you fugly, you didn't know that, but I kinda want you to know.

359. You also think I told your wife to push you off a cliff

360. because I did tell her that.

361. Do you have a fucking point?

362. I know that you're suffering, and I think that I can help you.

363. And I really do think that we could transform you to the point that I...

364. I doubt even Grace would recognize you.

365. - Okay. - Holy shit. Really?

366. Okay, great.

367. You have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that.

368. Yeah, I like this plan.

369. - You help me get Grace back... - Not what I was saying.

370. - ... she ditches her bitch sister... - Way off.

371. and that's when I get my revenge.

372. Goodbye, Donny.

373. Fucking asshole.

374. Hey,

375. we just wanted to come by and let you know that the apartment thing was not my idea,

376. so you shouldn't be mad at me.

377. Look, I promise this wasn't some charity thing,

378. so if I did something wrong, I'm sorry.

379. Nah, it's not that, it's fucking Paul making me feel my feelings.

380. Look, I meant it when I said everything in my life is going great.

381. So why am I so scared to leave here?

382. I mean, look at this place.

383. Would you wanna live here forever?

384. It's nice.

385. You can cook and pee at the same time.

386. I just... I don't feel ready to go.

387. What's wrong with me?

388. Nothing.

389. Let me tell you a little story.

390. When I was growing up, I was an amazing water polo player.

391. When I was a sophomore, I was already the star of the team.

392. So the coach asked me if I wanted to be the captain.

393. Is this just a story about how great you are?

394. So far, yeah.

395. But I said no.

396. I wasn't ready to tell a bunch of seniors what to do.

397. Coach went with Eric Waterman, who sucked.

398. But he had the awesome last name.

399. Now I thought that I had lost my chance at being captain forever.

400. I didn't beat myself up over it.

401. I just put my head down and I worked at being a better player,

402. a better teammate.

403. And the next year, the coach asked me again.

404. We won sectionals,

405. thanks to my three bar down goals and a skip shot upper right.

406. I'm not gonna lie to you, dawg. I don't know shit about water polo.

407. The point is, if you're not ready, that's fine.

408. When you are ready, the universe will present another opportunity.

409. Trust me.

410. You're all right, Derek.

411. I'm the best.

412. I need a beer. Anybody else want one?

413. - Careful, that's hot. - How's it going back there?

414. It's so rad. He's letting me do designs in the lattes.

415. He's not good at it.

416. Dylan seems nice. Is he an undercover cop?

417. I know. He looks 40.

418. I like that he can get us White Claws and people call him sir.

419. - Yeah. - Alice, listen,

420. I still don't know if you should be here. I think it's okay

421. - that your dad's protecting y— - Fuck my dad.

422. I'm here because I wanna check in.

423. Thanksgiving is coming up and holidays are tough.

424. Thanksgiving isn't even a thing to me.

425. Brits don't need a special day to celebrate stealing land from people.

426. To us, that's every day.

427. Plus, Eddy's invited me to a...

428. What're you calling it again?

429. Oh, Friendsgiving.

430. See, Alice, I'm good.

431. I'm going to Friendsgiving and I'm bringing spotted dick.

432. Which he has assured me is a pudding.

433. You shouldn't be sad about that.

434. I'm glad you're good.

435. I am.

436. And hey, maybe cut your dad some slack.

437. Don't look at me.

438. I think all dads deserve to be punished.

439. And not in a fun way.

440. My dad lost my birthday money at the track,

441. and I moved out for five days.

442. That's a lovely story, Summer.

443. What? What's funny?

444. I could use a joke.

445. I ran into Donny.

446. Toxic narcissists can't be treated,

447. but still I get sucked in every once in a while.

448. Horrible joke.

449. - Yeah. - So...

450. let me guess.

451. Back to looking for patients to Jimmy,

452. so you can get a little "I did good" buzz?

453. Sometimes I wish you were a vampire, Paul.

454. Then you couldn't come in here unless I invited you first.

455. Also, you would catch fire if the sun touched you.

456. I told Sean something once that I should've told you.

457. You can't hide from your trauma.

458. If you don't deal with your past...

459. Cool explosion noise.

460. Thanks.

461. Great.

462. Alice is gonna crash at Gaby's for a while.

463. "Sorry, just need some space, pimp."

464. I'm guessing that Summer wrote that.

465. Are you okay?

466. Am I okay? Yes, I've stayed at my house alone before, Paul.

467. You know, I had a bad morning, so I'm not in the mood.

468. I have been expecting this ever since that guy walked in here.

469. You are this close to a breakdown.

470. And when that happens, you better fucking call me

471. because you've only got two choices.

472. One, you get some help.

473. Or two, you go back to where you were when Tia died.

474. And that scared me, man.

475. Listen, Paul, normally I would just say what I know you wanna hear,

476. but I'm not in the mood for bullshitting.

477. I'm not gonna call you. I'll be okay.

478. So what are you gonna do?

479. Are you gonna find some other patient to make all better?

480. 'Cause I know you're jonesing for a fix and this is your drug.

481. But take it from somebody who knows, the drug wears off.

482. And that smile that you used to have on your face for two weeks,

483. it's gonna last two minutes.

484. And then you know you're fucked.

485. I'm starting to feel like this isn't about me, Paul.

486. And you know what? I'm not jonesing for a fix, okay?

487. I'm not that desperate.

488. - Hey, Wally! - Hi. Hey.

489. This isn't Bandit.

490. Okay. Hey, Bandit.

491. Yeah, she did tell a lie, didn't she?

492. What a good Bandit.

493. How did you even end up talking to Louis in the first place?

494. Yeah.

495. Oh, wow.

496. So he was hanging around and I was like,

497. "Get away from this family, scram." And he was like, "Sorry."

498. Absolutely not. We're done with that.

499. Okay, gang.

500. Got a little TB in the house.

501. Got the sauce.

502. Yes.

503. Derrick, chalupa. Dry.

504. Chalupa. Hard.

505. - All right. - Hey,

506. I'd like to ask that you never tell my mom that I willingly let you crash here.

507. - I don't even know her. - Yeah.

508. Also, don't tell any other Black woman over the age of 60, okay?

509. That network runs deep. It's like an Above-Ground Railroad.

510. It's Dylan.

511. He's nice but—

512. Nice, but? He gone.

513. Bye-bye, Dylan.

514. I told him about the stuff with me and Dad,

515. and he's trying to use it to get closer.

516. He literally wrote, "We'll get through this together."

517. I'm sorry, he "we'd" you?

518. - He "we'd" you? - He "we'd" me.

519. Nobody first person plurals you without your permission.

520. Nobody "we'd" you without your permission.

521. - Okay, all right. - What?

522. - You know what you're doing. - All right.

523. I've never really broken up with anyone before.

524. I mean, with Connor, we never really dated, so...

525. My poor, sweet, wimpy boy.

526. Guys, how do I break up with someone without making me hate myself?

527. I broke up with my last girlfriend by telling her I wanted to sleep with men.

528. You're welcome. Hello.

529. - Thank you so much. - Well, I broke up with a girl

530. by telling her she looked exactly like my cousin and I couldn't get past it.

531. Did she ask to see a pic?

532. I showed her a blurry photo of herself. She bought it.

533. Look, the truth is, hurting somebody sucks.

534. I mean, I try to be direct.

535. But at worst, I get noncommittal and distant until they get the hint

536. and then end it for me.

537. Yeah. But are you sure you wanna make a decision

538. based on something like that?

539. Well, it meant a lot to know that you were that thoughtful.

540. Y'all, I'm thoughtful.

541. Also, that other couple, turns out they're Disney adults.

542. They asked me to have a water birth and name the baby Ariel.

543. Gross. You're not doing that.

544. I bet they do sex stuff with the big ears.

545. Mickey Mouse. This is a Disney thing. I'll fill you in in a second.

546. Just put it on speakerphone.

547. So I should go.

548. I gotta call Charlie.

549. This is insane.

550. Thank you.

551. Thank you.

552. We're getting the baby.

553. - We're gonna have a baby! - Oh, my God.

554. - I'm so proud of you. - Oh, thank you.

555. Congratulations.

556. You're gonna be really happy together. Congrats.

557. - He's not home. - It's been half a second, Wally.

558. Oh, damn it.

559. Hey... No way, Bandit.

560. Ah, God.

561. I missed you. Hey, get in there.

562. - Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

563. We literally just found him 15 minutes ago.

564. Maybe 20. I would say 25 tops.

565. Where?

566. In a well.

567. - Well? - Yeah, 'cause we were out...

568. we were making a wish.

569. A wish to find Bandit.

570. And the craziest thing is, it turns out wishing wells work.

571. So... who knew?

572. Yeah, real magic.

573. You know, these walls are thin and about a week ago,

574. I heard you say, "Don't lick my mouth and no poops on the bed."

575. You know what? That was my nephew.

576. Braydon. He's 11.

577. - That's too old to poop on the bed. - That's what I keep telling him.

578. Okay. Well, also the other day,

579. remember when I asked you why you had so much hair on your clothes?

580. I told you then and I'll repeat it now that I'm a barber in training.

581. - It's over, Wally. - And there's... Okay.

582. I accidentally kidnapped your dog, okay?

583. And he's a very good boy.

584. And I'm really sorry. I'm just... I'm sorry.

585. - Jack? - Yeah.

586. Look, she meant to return the dog right away.

587. She got attached.

588. It'd be really cool if you didn't press charges.

589. I didn't realize I could press charges.

590. Just kidding. You can't. Gotta go.

591. Oh, hey! Wanna help me pack? 'Cause I have to move now.

592. Wally, take a breath.

593. Don't bother, okay? There's literally nothing you can say.

594. I'm proud of you.

595. You're drunk.

596. Wally, we've worked together for two years.

597. Look how far you've come.

598. - You have OCD, right? - Yes.

599. Well, you let a dog,

600. an animal that goes through the world in permanent outside clothes

601. into your space.

602. Yes, what you did was technically a crime.

603. It was also a huge victory.

604. I don't know.

605. He's not wrong.

606. You seem like a different person.

607. Listen to the vent.

608. You let Bandit sleep in your bed.

609. And he's got worms.

610. You know what, Jack? I'm gonna take this one from here.

611. - You got it, dude. - Cool, man! Thanks!

612. You okay?

613. It's stupid, but I'm gonna miss that worm-ridden fur ball.

614. Jack, I'm actually gonna tag you back in on this one.

615. Maybe I was thinking you could walk him sometime.

616. I'd love that.

617. Sweet. Let's set something up. What's your schedule like?

618. Well, Tuesdays I'm always done after 6:00, but sometimes—

619. You know what? Hey, I'm gonna let you guys start a fresh thread on this, all right?

620. - Sounds good. - Cool, man.

621. I'm getting better, aren't I?

622. Every fucking day.

623. Thank you.

624. Okay.

625. For a baby party, I figured I go more booby-forward

626. - 'cause babies dig boobs, right? - Famously.

627. Hey, quick timeline check.

628. When do you want me to get the hint and end it for you?

629. - What? - Just checking.

630. What the fuck? Come on. You know I like you.

631. This is confusing. I'm not used to seeing you, like, insecure.

632. Yeah, it's a new color.

633. - Trying it out, not loving it. - Yeah, me neither.

634. All right, new question.

635. Why don't you do Thanksgiving with me?

636. I make an awful bone-dry turkey.

637. Okay, well, I would love to

638. choke on that with you, but I can't.

639. Why not? I mean, if your mom's still freezing you out,

640. you shouldn't be alone. Just come with me.

641. I'm supposed to go to my aunt's house, and she said it was cool.

642. So, it's not just you and your mom, is it?

643. No.

644. Okay...

645. Are Derek, Liz and the boys coming?

646. Jimmy, Alice, Brian, Charlie? They're coming?

647. You have to nod again.

648. The first nod only covered the first group.

649. Right.

650. Okay. Anybody else?

651. Couple people.

652. - My sister— - Right.

653. Alice's little friend Summer.

654. This cool art gallery chick that used to date my ex

655. until she realized that he sucked.

656. - You have to invite her, obviously. - I did.

657. I mean, she's got a really sick and cool vibe.

658. What the fuck is wrong with you?

659. Like, I thought we had something good going.

660. - You're right, you should come. - No, don't...

661. - That was... I'm being weird. - ... don't do that.

662. - That sucks. - I know.

663. I'm sorry. It's just that, like, I...

664. Every time I think about letting you in, I panic

665. and then I shut down and I don't know why.

666. - You okay? - Yeah.

667. Yeah, I'm good.

668. 'Cause I'm not the one who's fucked up.

669. That's a really good line. You should've walked out on that.

670. Yeah, I was just waiting to make it land more.

671. It worked.

672. There you are.

673. Brian and Charlie got their baby.

674. We're all going out to the Cornhole Bar to celebrate.

675. That's great.

676. Okay, I'll meet you there.

677. - Cool. - Cool.

678. Wow, hey, a long time.

679. What's up?

680. I don't know. Just dialed.

681. What are you up to tonight?

682. Oh, Jimmy, I don't do that anymore.

683. I could probably find some nice girls who do.

684. Give me a few minutes and call me back.

685. But, Jimmy, I really hope you don't.

686. And if that isn't enough,

687. she's gorgeous.

688. I'm going to be the proud father of a baby with beautiful bone structure.

689. - I like that. - Priorities definitely in place.

690. I am going to turn the baby into the truck's mascot

691. and dress it up like a little shrimp.

692. Oh, yes.

693. I hear you. That's really good.

694. I think we approve of tiny shrimp baby.

695. - Yes. - I'd like to give a toast

696. to the hottest dads in the world.

697. Thank you.

698. Please say that again.

699. True that.

700. You okay?

701. Feel free to get sloppy.

702. Come on, baby. I love you.

703. Cornhole!

704. I can't wait to tell my baby that I started that.

705. You didn't start that.

706. Yes, I did. I started that.

707. - I invented it! - You did not invent cornhole!

708. Get out of the way!

709. Fuck off!

710. Hey.

711. It's me.

712. Hey.

713. I told you you'd call.

714. I'm not okay, Paul.

715. Come on. Come on.