1. Hi, Grandpa.
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4. I'm good.
- How's baseball going?
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That's where they put all the nerds.
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Could you put your mom on?
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- Paul.
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an '80s movie villain, you know?
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if he was commanded to by his sensei.
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about a beverage?
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You should do it, Grace.
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That's called a pattern interrupt.
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you gotta face the music.
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We actually desecrated each other.
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She did a lot of the heavy lifting.
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his charisma and his game?
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of somebody who's only slept with what?
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Do you want me to call you Mommy?
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I don't like that one bit.
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who doesn't mean anything to you,
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and you did it in Mom's bed?
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Did it come from her childhood home? Yes.
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after Grandma died? Sure.
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83. No, I've never had Fun Dip.
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about her fucking Garden Party tonight.
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Kinneola Gardens and gets fucked up there.
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in my life just does whatever they want.
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and this USC guy came up to me
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and totally hitting on me.
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on his Vespa.
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with guys who ride Vespas.
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in my life right now.
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My dad is being such a stupid asshole.
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about what's bothering me, so—
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what's up your butt but fuck this.
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I'm gonna feel like shit.
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117. You've got a way with women,
don't you, Paul?
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120. You think? I already have swamp ass.
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before you started hiking.
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122. Yeah, sorry man. I can't be flexible
with my wedding workout schedule.
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from being shirtless all the time.
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to Brian about my behavior at the party,
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130. Next month is the perfect time
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we promised to officiate for each other...
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137. but I'm sure the last thing you wanna do
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139. No, what? Are you kidding?
I'm super excited about this.
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just like you did for Tia and me.
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my thighs are bleeding through my pants,
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143. Bye.
- Bye. Bye, buddy.
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144. Great job telling him
you didn't want him to marry us.
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- Bye!
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147. Fuck.
- It's okay.
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How do you feel about art shows?
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149. Kill me dead.
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150. Okay. Well, do you wanna come with me
to an art show?
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152. Yes, but it works for us.
That's part of our brand.
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but then some are like, "Okay."
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Would you wanna go to an art show with us?
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- Hey.
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out of the piano.
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the high C, still not working.
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the whole thing away.
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- What's up?
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with leaving you a note.
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with our dog. Did you have her chipped?
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from all those rich white people.
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- Look.
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I don't think they like me very much.
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203. Well, then they're stupid.
Who do we hate the most?
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My key chain has a laser pointer.
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They all suck ass.
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about you right now.
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6' tall, got a PhD.
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she's calling you "moisturized?"
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I said she was a bitch. Get with it, man.
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You don't know me.
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I'll be back in five.
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I feel really vulnerable right now
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You're a fast learner.
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I'm just calling to say hello.
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250. You were with her earlier, right?
Do you have any idea where she might be?
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252. You really didn't have to come, Paul.
It's just a couple of minutes away.
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253. Yeah, I did. This whole
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- The fuck up.
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260. Come on. You had an off day.
I've had plenty of off days.
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261. Once I told a patient to relieve stress,
she should masturbate instead of meditate.
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- You think?
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- Forget about that. Let's focus on Alice.
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I don't want you to officiate our wedding.
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you fell apart at our engagement party.
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- Yeah. Nice to meet you, Gaby.
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- You know? Yeah.
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293. Sometimes they steal from me.
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295. You're a disaster.
- Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
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- You too.
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- Yeah, totally.
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- Oh, come on.
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- I was here. I just made a new friend.
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He's probably forgotten all about it.
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- Oh, my God. Is that a peacock?
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They either want to attack us or fuck us.
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if it means you forgive me.
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I just— I was really excited about this.
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I want that day to be perfect in—
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322. Almost as bad as this tiny-ass crab cake.
This tastes like shit. Try it.
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I'm gonna pass.
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Not only can you cook,
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329. "Our caterer is a young Black veteran.
I discovered him. He's amazing."
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- They're my people.
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I said no drugs. They're wrong.
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- Hi, Mr. Laird.
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She's missing a rager.
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when she took my car.
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when she was getting her permit.
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What do therapists sit on?
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I'm musing there.
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380. I'm musing all over the fucking place.
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I've heard so much about you.
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Just a normal amount.
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- I'm Sean.
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- Heard about you when I read your sign.
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You better work that room.
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398. Oh, my God. These kids look so young.
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399. At our age, everybody looks young.
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400. Our age? We are not peers.
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401. Okay, here it is. Guys, look,
I wanna scare the shit out of this kid,
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402. so let's try to look like badasses.
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403. You're the weak link.
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404. I know. I was psyching myself up, Paul.
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405. You're Chet, right?
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406. Where's Alice?
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407. I think your grandpa and dads are here.
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408. Oh, my God. How did you find me?
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409. We'll talk about it later. Let's go.
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410. I'm an attorney.
You know she's underage, right?
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411. No. No, you told me you were 19.
- Yeah. Well, she's 12.
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412. What?
- I'm not 12.
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413. You coming, Paul?
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414. I'm not done scaring him yet.
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415. There it is. Good night, Chet.
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417. Sparkling cider?
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418. Well, apparently it's a dry event.
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419. Oh, fuck that.
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420. I'm sorry. It's just— Look at him.
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421. He's not just doing okay.
He's doing great.
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422. And that makes you angry?
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423. Yes. Explain it to him.
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424. She's so mad, Sean.
How are you not getting that?
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425. I mean, I put in the work, Sean.
Like eight long years.
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426. Eight of 'em, Sean.
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427. We split up, and then he chooses to be
the best version of himself?
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428. I get it now. Now, that makes sense.
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429. You didn't know why I was mad,
you were just going along with it?
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430. Love you.
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431. Love you.
- Okay, now I'm on board. Nico's a dick.
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432. Nico's a dick.
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433. No, Sean. Nico's a great person.
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434. Yeah, Sean, you dummy.
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435. Okay, back in five. Maybe ten.
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436. What am I doing? I should be happy
that he got his act together.
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437. I can't be some petty bitch
for the rest of my life, you know?
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438. Enjoy it for one night.
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439. Hey, everybody. Thank you all so much
for coming out tonight.
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440. Truly, from the bottom of my heart,
it means a lot.
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441. My friends, peers, loved ones,
people who brought their wallets.
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442. And especially those who
helped get me here.
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443. Oh, fuck.
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444. Did she say anything in the car?
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445. No. Not a word.
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446. Oh, man. You know, my dad
was kind of a gruff, intimidating guy.
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447. No way.
- Stop it.
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448. I never would've got away with
any of the shit that Alice pulled tonight.
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449. What's her punishment gonna be?
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450. Nothing.
Jimmy's gonna let her off the hook.
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451. Come on. You don't know that.
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452. Yeah, I do.
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453. You've screwed up so many times,
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454. you think you don't have
the right to be upset with anybody.
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455. Christ. Look at this guy.
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456. You're pissed at him,
and he's sucking on one of your beers.
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457. This beer's actually really good.
What is it, an IPA?
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458. Boop.
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459. Boop?
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460. Yeah, boop.
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461. Boop?
- Yeah, boop.
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462. Look, man. You hurt my feelings.
I'm gonna need some time.
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463. Are you proud of yourself?
- Always.
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464. Yeah, good night, Brian.
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465. Okay. Yeah.
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466. May I—
- Good night, Brian.
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467. Okay.
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468. Boop? Who says "boop?"
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469. Yeah.
- How did that feel?
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470. Yeah, that felt good. But that's 'cause
I know that he and I are gonna be okay.
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471. It's different with Alice.
We're on shaky grounds.
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472. All the more reason.
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473. Tough talk, Paul. How's it going with Meg?
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474. Total shit show.
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475. Sorry.
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476. I'd kill to be able to be her dad again.
You still have a shot with Alice.
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477. But you gotta stop being a coward.
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478. Put the hammer down. She'll appreciate it.
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479. No, she won't.
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480. Maybe not.
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481. But you'll feel good about yourself.
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482. You know why? 'Cause it's your job.
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483. But, hey. What do I know?
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484. Somebody gotta give me a ride home.
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485. I'm the only one here, Paul.
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486. You'll do.
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487. I'm gonna go and say goodbye.
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488. We got you.
- Thanks.
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489. Honestly, there's one person,
and I wouldn't be here without her.
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490. Might sound corny, but she's my muse.
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491. Right on cue.
- You talking about me?
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492. Maybe.
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493. Honestly, it's a little bit embarrassing,
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494. but Nico told me that
this painting is actually me.
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495. You ready to go?
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496. Not yet.
- Uh-oh.
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497. Hey, Nico. Hi.
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498. That painting is me.
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499. Muse on a Couch is me.
Check it out. What's that?
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500. Look. It's a freckle
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501. that you know about
from all the sex we had together. And—
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502. Liz, a little help, please.
- I got you.
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503. A freckle. That freckle. Me.
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504. Freckle here. Freckle there. Freckle here.
Freckle there! That painting is me!
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505. And, Aliyah, I'm really sorry you had
to experience me like this.
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506. I think you have a sick
and cool vibe, and I love your outfit,
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507. I love your fucking earrings,
and everything about you is super tight.
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508. Good night. Thank you.
- This is bullshit.
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509. You know what?
I shouldn't do this, but I will.
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510. No, don't.
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511. I'm not gonna kink shame,
but maybe I will.
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512. No.
- He loves thumbs in the butt.
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513. All right.
- That was a part of all the work I did.
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514. I put thumbs in the butt,
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515. It was nice meeting you.
- and he loved it.
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516. Sometimes I would put two thumbs
in his butt,
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517. and he'd say, "More, more. I want more."
- Thank you. Sorry. It was a lovely event.
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Y'all killed this shit.
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519. The painter is a butt man.
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to find Fun Dip for Paul.
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Keeps talking about getting his sticks.
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524. Yeah, that's my bad.
I guess all of tonight was my bad.
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526. No it won't. Not for at least two months,
'cause you're grounded.
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527. Grounded? You can't be serious.
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528. Try me.
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529. You can't ground me. You've been
a train wreck for the last year.
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530. Okay, you know what?
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531. That may be true,
but I pay the bills, so I make the rules.
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532. From now on, you go to school,
you go to soccer practice,
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533. and then you come home. Nothing else.
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534. W— I'm going
to Japanese Breakfast next week.
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535. Well, it looks like
you're gonna have to eat it at home.
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536. It's a band, asshole.
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537. Well, with an ironic name like that,
they must be fantastic.
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538. They fucking are. And you know what?
Mom would have never done this.
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539. Yes, she would.
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540. Yes, she would, and you fucking know it.
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