Shrinking 1x6

Directed by Randall Keenan Winston

Ted McGinley as Derek • Lilan Bowden as Tia • Ashley Elyse Rogers as Kiara • Devin Kawaoka as Charlie • Julien Marlon Samani as Russell

At Alice’s urging, Jimmy agrees to host a party. Gaby struggles with her post-divorce libido. Liz recommends medical marijuana to Paul.

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1. Man, sometimes I'm just going about my day

2. and there's a sound or a smell, and I'm back there.

3. And I don't mean like a memory.

4. I mean I'm really fucking back there...

5. hurting those people.

6. So these types of flashbacks you're describing, super common.

7. That's our brain's way of processing trauma.

8. Yeah, my brain is an asshole.

9. Your brain's a whole boardroom full of assholes.

10. You got the judge. You got the critic.

11. You got that guy in the back of the room who's saying "Eat more hot wings,"

12. even though you just had a huge dinner. I hate that fucking guy.

13. To ever move forward, you're gonna have to...

14. I'm sorry. All I can think about right now are hot wings.

15. Morning. What are you guys up to?

16. Doing the work, like you said.

17. How's that going?

18. It sucked donkey dick.

19. I just told my daughter about the Parkinson's.

20. How did it go?

21. Well, she's flying down here next week to make sure I get the best possible care.

22. So it's kinda donkey dickish.

23. At least you're facing the pain.

24. It's important.

25. 'Cause if you don't face the pain,

26. eventually it'll come back and get you when you least expect it.

27. Are you talking to me or Sean? - I'm talking to Sean.

28. 'Cause you're looking directly at me. - I can look anywhere I want.

29. You're doing a great job, kid.

30. Thanks.

31. Still Sean.

32. So needy. Jesus.

33. But that one was for me, Paul. - Yep.

34. Schwing.

35. Sorry. It's just, Rick, I like you,

36. but the eye contact is, like, so dramatic.

37. I feel like I'm in a— like a perfume commercial or something.

38. It's all good. We can loosen it up.

39. Okay, yeah. - Yeah. All right.

40. You okay?

41. I snorted, which I don't think I've ever done before.

42. Sorry.

43. Maybe you should just kiss my neck. I love that.

44. Just kiss it. - Okay. Let's go to the neck.

45. Let's go to it.

46. Do you like it? Yeah? - No.

47. I'm sorry, it's not you. I was thinking about how, like, grody lip bacteria is.

48. It's actually kinda gross, when you really think about it,

49. 'cause it's, like, a whole ecosystem.

50. Well, thank you so much.

51. Oh, wow. Okay.

52. You shook hands?

53. Yes, I know. That's usually something that I reserve for after sex.

54. What a nice gesture.

55. May I say that I'm flattered that you chose to call me about this?

56. Yeah, all my other girls know Nico.

57. I can't have him hearing I'm trying to

58. take all these dudes to pound town right now, you know?

59. All I heard was that I'm one of your girls.

60. This guy was so hot.

61. I just couldn't—

62. God, why is there no female version of "get it up"?

63. Because "juiced" was stolen by steroids.

64. What the fuck is wrong with me? - Nothing.

65. You tried to have morning sex. Who has sex in the morning?

66. You're not trying to trick him into marrying you.

67. Okay.

68. Liz is picking me up again.

69. Liz.

70. She raw dogged me at the cheese store.

71. What do you think raw dogging means?

72. To talk to somebody that doesn't want to talk to you.

73. No.

74. Hey, Paul. - Hey, Liz.

75. I have something for you.

76. For me?

77. Gummy bears?

78. My Pilates instructor's cousin's aunt has Parkinson's,

79. and she says these really helped with anxiety and tremors.

80. Well, as long as it's scientific.

81. "Stankadelic."

82. Look, best-case scenario, it helps.

83. Worst-case scenario, you get a little high and you buy another one of those hats.

84. Just don't take it after drinking

85. or you'll vom.

86. Hey, Liz. - Yeah.

87. One more thing.

88. Don't raw dog me again, all right?

89. But—

90. What does he think that means? - I don't know

91. but he says it so confidently.

92. Wow. You finally bought it.

93. Tell us.

94. We will react correctly this time. - That's right.

95. I'm gonna ask Charlie to marry me!

96. Yeah!

97. I believe you!

98. Wow. You little monogamous slut! Wow! - Yeah. Yeah.

99. So, how you gonna do it, man?

100. Okay, I'm gonna invite all of our friends someplace,

101. and then I'm gonna pop the question in front of them.

102. Yeah. - Uh-huh.

103. If he says yes, surprise engagement party.

104. What are you gonna do if he says no? - Then I have all my friends there

105. to console me.

106. Either way, I'm the center of attention.

107. Unfortunately our place isn't big enough for a party.

108. If only I knew somebody with a house, you know?

109. Why didn't you just say we'd have the party here?

110. I don't know. This place hasn't had much of a party vibe lately.

111. And honestly, I'm not sure I'm ready to open our house up to the world yet.

112. But we're doing so much better.

113. We? Like—

114. Like, "we" like each of us as individuals

115. or "we" like a daddy-daughter unit?

116. I see your face. I shouldn't have said "daddy."

117. Father. Father-daughter unit.

118. I get it. You don't like it when I say "unit".

119. Nope. - Got it.

120. Come on. You and Mom used to throw parties all the time. Mom loved parties.

121. Pulling the mom card, huh?

122. Okay, fine. Yes, let's do it. - Really?

123. Oh, wow.

124. Wait, so how do surprise engagement parties work anyways?

125. Here's how it's gonna work.

126. Charlie thinks the party is because you won Therapist of the Year.