Shrinking 1x3

Directed by Ry Russo-Young

Ted McGinley as Derek • Heidi Gardner as Grace • Tilky Jones as Donny • Rachel Stubington as Summer • Miriam Flynn as Pam

Jimmy witnesses Gaby in a compromising situation. Paul advises Alice on how to deal with her grief while facing a loss of his own.

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1. So we flew on a PJ— That's a private jet.

2. 'Cause I'm already COO of the company, you know?

3. First one under 40.

4. But I like to say that I'm also COO in the bedroom.

5. That's a joke.

6. But it is also 100% true.

7. Will you excuse me for a minute?

8. I might need to use the restroom.

9. Might?

10. Okay.

11. I have some feedback. - What the fuck are you doing here?

12. Alan, for months in our sessions,

13. I've listened to you obsess about ending up alone.

14. You've described these bad dates with superficial women

15. as though they're the problem? - What is happening? Don't eat my fries.

16. Listen, the trickiest part about therapy

17. is that sometimes a patient can be an unreliable narrator.

18. So, I started to wonder if maybe you were completely full of shit.

19. Now I know. You're full of shit, Alan.

20. You need to go. - No, no, no.

21. This is good news, because now we can get down to work.

22. This guy that I was listening to, that's not you.

23. I want you to start letting these women see the kind, charming,

24. vulnerable guy that I've met in our sessions.

25. Here she comes.

26. Just be you.

27. Fuck off. - Be you.

28. I cried four times today.

29. Oh, my God.

30. Shit! Fuck!

31. Shit fuck? You gotta look up.

32. I'm sorry. For being in the pool house.

33. Excuse me?

34. 'Cause you're definitely staying in the pool house,

35. so there's no reason for you to be in my kitchen.

36. You can use regular sarcasm with me,

37. because all that complicated shit you just did is—

38. I think it's a little unnecessary.

39. I was cleaning up. Old army habit.

40. Wait, what happened to the orchid that was on the counter?

41. That pot of dirt with the stick in it?

42. I threw it out. I thought it had passed.

43. You thought it had passed?

44. I did. Was it a friend of yours? I'm very sorry for your loss.

45. Don't touch shit that's not yours.

46. Okay.

47. I'ma get it out of the trash. - No, just forget it. Just forge—

48. It's okay. You want it, you got it. One zombie orchid coming right up.

49. May I help you? - Just looking for a dead plant.

50. That is not your trash.

51. Okay. Let's start over.

52. So, my name is Sean, and I'm guessing you're Karen?

53. It's Pam. - Pam, the family knows him.

54. Why don't you go home and post some shit on Nextdoor

55. on how the neighborhood's changing?

56. He's staying with us, Pam.

57. Were you dropping off some welcome muffins?

58. Wait, the guy that almost beat someone to death is staying with you?

59. Jimmy, what the fuck are you doing? - It's fine. Alice is cool with it.

60. No, I'm not. But I agree Pam's a racist.

61. I'm moving into VA housing. - Hey, you don't owe her an explanation.