1. Fuck.
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2. It's creepy how you always sit alone
in the dark.
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3. I cannot condemn you to live
in the bowels of hell for all eternity.
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4. I love you too much.
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5. What?
- Gary Oldman? Dracula?
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6. No?
- No.
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7. Hey, I gotta go bail Sean out
of jail before work.
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8. But I have a meeting
with your counselor later.
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9. What's he gonna tell me about you?
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10. He might ask, "How's Alice feeling after
you getting beat up at her soccer game?"
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11. Unless, maybe he doesn't even know
about it.
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12. He was holding an ice pack to your face.
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13. Malik. I like that guy.
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14. He was tender.
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15. Hey, if you wanna have dinner tonight...
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16. I'm busy. It's Taco Tuesday.
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17. Yes. My favorite
vaguely racist weekly food holiday.
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18. Who you having tacos with?
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19. Got it.
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20. You know, if you ever do wanna have
dinner, I'm around.
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21. I'll be here,
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22. right in my corner.
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23. Bye.
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24. Love you.
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25. Have a great day.
- I'm sure it'll be awesome.
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26. Say it.
- Not everyone here is a fucking idiot.
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27. Attagirl.
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28. Morning, Jimmy.
- Hey, man.
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29. So I did just what you told me.
I didn't pressure her or anything.
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30. I just casually asked her to have dinner
with me, and guess what?
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31. She basically told me to go fuck myself.
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32. Could we have this conversation
after I have my coffee?
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33. Nope. Look, I know you said
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34. I'm supposed to let her come to me,
but I'm starting to lose hope.
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35. Well, it's understandable.
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36. You've been trying this approach
for almost ten minutes.
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37. Good sarcasm, Paul.
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38. You can't force it.
You were checked out for almost a year.
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39. I just let you know that I would
be there for you when you were ready.
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40. Alice will have dinner with you
when she's ready.
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41. Until then, you just wait.
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42. That's how it is
with people that you love.
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43. You just said you love me.
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44. No, I did not.
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45. Well, it sounded like you did.
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46. I'm not ready to say it back
just yet, but—
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47. What's with the sirens? Where are you?
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48. All right, look, Paul, I'm just gonna be
completely honest with you...
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49. You've been very supportive lately,
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50. so I decided I was
gonna bring you doughnuts.
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51. Then I got down here to the doughnut shop
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