1. Jennifer Walters, Esq.
Lawyer, millennial,Copy !req
2. searching for a way to balance
a career and her personal life.Copy !req
3. Then, an accidental dose
of gamma-radiated bloodCopy !req
4. alters her body chemistry.Copy !req
5. And now, when Jennifer Walters
grows angry or outraged,Copy !req
6. a startling metamorphosis occurs.Copy !req
7. The creature is driven by rageCopy !req
8. and pursued by online trolls.Copy !req
9. Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.Copy !req
10. She is provoked into a rampageCopy !req
11. that has landed her in prison.Copy !req
12. And now, she is seen only
for the raging spiritCopy !req
13. that dwells within her.Copy !req
14. Hey, guys.Copy !req
15. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
16. How you doin'?Copy !req
17. I'm all right.
Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce?Copy !req
18. We left multiple messages.Copy !req
19. I managed to sound very calm,Copy !req
20. considering I was calling
the freaking Hulk himself.Copy !req
21. - Let's get down to brass tacks.
- Yes.Copy !req
22. We need to identify every individual
who hacked my private information.Copy !req
23. They need to be prosecuted...Copy !req
24. Hold on. Forget them.
We need to discuss your case.Copy !req
25. This was a targeted attack.
They must be held responsible for this.Copy !req
26. You took their bait.Copy !req
27. I was angry!Copy !req
28. Which is how anyone
would respond in that situation.Copy !req
29. You're not just anyone.
You are an out-of-control Hulk.Copy !req
30. That's what all the witnesses saw.Copy !req
31. We have an offer for a plea deal.Copy !req
32. The DA won't file charges
related to the incident.Copy !req
33. What are the terms?Copy !req
34. Hey.Copy !req
35. Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right.Copy !req
36. - People go to prison every day.
- Every day.Copy !req
37. I stole all the food and drinksCopy !req
38. and put them in your car
'cause screw this place.Copy !req
39. Thank you.Copy !req
40. But I will continue to work here
because they pay me nicely.Copy !req
41. Don't worry about me, you guys.Copy !req
42. Thanks for the help.Copy !req
43. We always have your back, Jen.Copy !req
44. The female cousin of the Hulk,
popularly known as She-Hulk,Copy !req
45. - has been released from custody.Copy !req
46. Terms of the dealCopy !req
47. permanently bar Jennifer Walters
from transforming into her She-Hulk...Copy !req
48. A neighbor who wished
to remain anonymous is uncomfortableCopy !req
49. - that an unstable super being...
- Unstable?Copy !req
50. - ... lives next door.
- She-Hulk!Copy !req
51. Are they outside my house?Copy !req
52. Excuse me, Jen Walters.Copy !req
53. Do you care to comment
about losing your superpowers?Copy !req
54. Jen,
if no one ever hires you again,Copy !req
55. you can always move back here with us.Copy !req
56. - Thanks, Dad.
- Of course.Copy !req
57. But my gym stuff is in your room now,
and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m.Copy !req
58. You should join me. Workout buddies.Copy !req
59. Oh, this will be fun.Copy !req
60. There she is!Copy !req
61. - Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab?
- Hey!Copy !req
62. Hey! Get off my damn lawn!Copy !req
63. I don't care if there is a drought.
I got water pressure for days.Copy !req
64. No! Just a sparkling water,
a turkey sandwich, chips, and guac.Copy !req
65. Yes, I wanna see
those baby pictures, Elaine.Copy !req
66. Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine.Copy !req
67. Okay, what've you got for me?Copy !req
68. Finding the identity of these guys
has been a dead end.Copy !req
69. We know that HulkKing
is admin on Intelligencia,Copy !req
70. but the site security
is annoyingly airtight.Copy !req
71. I've looked into the platform,
and it's owned by several shell companiesCopy !req
72. that are operating
outside of US jurisdiction.Copy !req
73. Which... How am I supposed to sue
these guys if I don't know who they are?Copy !req
74. Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up
of exclusively dumb dudes.Copy !req
75. One of them will slip up,Copy !req
76. and they will give us information
to track them down.Copy !req
77. Then we will find them, and we will
destroy them by any and all means.Copy !req
78. Legally.Copy !req
79. I said, "By any and all means."Copy !req
80. No, I am going to sue them
for defamation and invasion of privacyCopy !req
81. and get them charged
with unauthorized accessCopy !req
82. - to a protected computer.
- Ugh. Boring.Copy !req
83. If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it,
that's cool.Copy !req
84. Okay. I actually found this guy...Copy !req
85. - Sweetie!
- One second. Food. Hello.Copy !req
86. I'm packing up treats
for you to take home with you.Copy !req
87. - Including black and white cookies?
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. Thank you.Copy !req
89. You also might get a kick out
of this video that Jen and her friendsCopy !req
90. - made in law school.
- No, Mom!Copy !req
91. - It's my mission in life to see this!
- No! No! No!Copy !req
92. Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it.Copy !req
93. When will this work be
out of my living room?Copy !req
94. Once I get justice for what's happened.
I can't do that if you're hovering.Copy !req
95. Okay! Sheesh.Copy !req
96. - Send that to me, please?
- Already did.Copy !req
97. Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you
for emotional distress.Copy !req
98. - Oh, boy.
- Intimately.Copy !req
99. - Jen.
- That's correct.Copy !req
100. We worked together at the DA's office,Copy !req
101. and we dated
for a significant amount of time.Copy !req
102. And let me tell you, she was psycho
way before she got those superpowers.Copy !req
103. - I blame her grandmother.
- Huh?Copy !req
104. Jennifer! Can you move
the big bookcase for me?Copy !req
105. - I think I want it closer to the window.
- No!Copy !req
106. Oh, that's right.
You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore.Copy !req
107. It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was.Copy !req
108. But never again.Copy !req
109. Which I know is what I said I wanted,
but this doesn't feel right.Copy !req
110. This isn't even
a reluctant superhero story.Copy !req
111. I'm just getting screwed over.Copy !req
112. Is this what you guys want?Copy !req
113. Jennifer Walters
is a woman at a new low.Copy !req
114. - She has no fight left.
- No, not doing a narrator.Copy !req
115. We're not that off the rails.Copy !req
116. "Hey, what you up to?"Copy !req
117. He's AWOL.Copy !req
118. Emil would understand.Copy !req
119. Mmm.Copy !req
120. Well, he said come anytime.
This is a time.Copy !req
121. I'm not running from my problems.
It's a mental health break.Copy !req
122. Found this vid of She-Hulk in college.Copy !req
123. Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression.Copy !req
124. Oh, hey there, HulkKing.Copy !req
125. Okay, well, that was easy.
Or am I a genius?Copy !req
126. "Hell yeah, I'll be there."Copy !req
127. Pug, are you still here?Copy !req
128. I need a favor.Copy !req
129. Jen.Copy !req
130. - What a pleasant surprise.
- Yeah. I hope this is okay.Copy !req
131. I need a place
to stay for a couple of days.Copy !req
132. Of course.Copy !req
133. - I'll set you up with a guest room.
- Okay.Copy !req
134. - And a hug.
- Okay.Copy !req
135. "Our hearts beat the same.Copy !req
136. "If you say I'm the monster,
what does that make you?"Copy !req
137. This book sucks.Copy !req
138. Okay, we're here.Copy !req
139. Pug, you need to go in and mingle, okay?Copy !req
140. Find out all about these dweebs.
Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you.Copy !req
141. Won't it look suspicious
that I'm walking around with an earbud in?Copy !req
142. Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay?Copy !req
143. Please, don't make me do this.Copy !req
144. You have to, okay?
You gotta blend in with these trolls.Copy !req
145. And remember to always refer
to women as females.Copy !req
146. Jen's life is on the line, okay?Copy !req
147. So, I need you to get your head
in the game, buddy!Copy !req
148. Off you go. Thank you.Copy !req
149. You didn't get
that it was a good movie.Copy !req
150. - Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain.
- Stop stalling, all right?Copy !req
151. - Talk to people.
- It's coming in real choppy.Copy !req
152. - Don't pretend like you can't hear me.
- No. Reception here sucks.Copy !req
153. Okay, so walk around.Copy !req
154. Why does there even need
to be a She-Hulk?Copy !req
155. It's not like there's a He-Hulk.Copy !req
156. And Lady Thor?Copy !req
157. - Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
158. I'm not saying
that because she's a female.Copy !req
159. I would have the same criticisms
if she was a man.Copy !req
160. Yeah, too many emotions.Copy !req
161. Come on, Pug, talk to them.Copy !req
162. no one's allowed
to make jokes anymore.Copy !req
163. - Nope. Can't do it, Nikki.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
164. Let's do it, Pug.Copy !req
165. Okay. Come on,
Pug. Be gross.Copy !req
166. - Females, am I right?
Yeah, man.Copy !req
167. Yes. Yes, you are.
Yeah.Copy !req
168. Mother Pugger.Copy !req
169. Todd Phelps?Copy !req
170. Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks.Copy !req
171. Man, of course you're one of us.Copy !req
172. Come here, man.Copy !req
173. Huh?Copy !req
174. Yeah?Copy !req
175. Welcome, bro.
I'm so happy that you're here.Copy !req
176. Yeah. Me, too. So happy.Copy !req
177. This guy rules, all right?Copy !req
178. You heard it from me first.Copy !req
179. He rules and he's hot.Copy !req
180. I'd smash you.
What?Copy !req
181. - And let's be honest, okay?
- Come on.Copy !req
182. He knows what I'm talking about.Copy !req
183. - Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk?
- No.Copy !req
184. Is she as strong as him?
Is she as smart as him?Copy !req
185. - No.
- No!Copy !req
186. She wouldn't even have
her powers without him, right?Copy !req
187. So, why do we have to act
like she earned everything?Copy !req
188. Here's where I'm at.Copy !req
189. Superpowers should go
to the best person for the job.Copy !req
190. - Right?
- Exactly.Copy !req
191. - Right?
- Yeah, totally.Copy !req
192. Say she got everything through nepotism.Copy !req
193. She got everything through nepotism.Copy !req
194. Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
195. That's what I'm sayin', dude.Copy !req
196. Think she boned Holliway?Copy !req
197. - That's their boss.
- Oh.Copy !req
198. - Did she?
- Say yes!Copy !req
199. Yes.Copy !req
200. Like you're mad about it.Copy !req
201. Yeah, and it pisses me off.Copy !req
202. - Yeah!
- Yes.Copy !req
203. Pug, we are vibing, my man.Copy !req
204. Gross. Keep him talking
about something relevant.Copy !req
205. How did you get involved
with this group here?Copy !req
206. Dude, I created Intelligencia.Copy !req
207. I'm HulkKing.Copy !req
208. Oh, my God.Copy !req
209. Oh, come on.Copy !req
210. It's okay. He can improvise.Copy !req
211. The guy can't improv.Copy !req
212. Come on, everyone!
Let's circle up.Copy !req
213. Let's get it together, right?Copy !req
214. I'm really proud of us
for hacking She-Hulk's phone...Copy !req
215. Yeah.Copy !req
216. because we showed the world
what a real monster she is.Copy !req
217. But we also showed them
that we're not just talk...Copy !req
218. - Yeah!
- We're real action,Copy !req
219. and we're just getting started.Copy !req
220. Yeah!Copy !req
221. Let's go!Copy !req
222. Hi.Copy !req
223. Hey, Jen.Copy !req
224. You look like you could use
a cup of tea and a friend's ear.Copy !req
225. Yeah.Copy !req
226. Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea,Copy !req
227. but you gotta watch him
'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood.Copy !req
228. Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think
anybody could really understandCopy !req
229. what I'm going through,Copy !req
230. except Emil since he went
through the exact same thing.Copy !req
231. Someone's cooking up
one heck of a group-share tomorrow.Copy !req
232. I think I'd rather just talk
to Emil about this.Copy !req
233. - Where is he?
- He's down in the lodge.Copy !req
234. Some private event down there.Copy !req
235. Thanks.Copy !req
236. Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood.Copy !req
237. I would like to introduce
our very special guest speaker.Copy !req
238. He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer.Copy !req
239. Give it up for the Abomination!Copy !req
240. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
241. Nice to meet you all.Copy !req
242. Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge.Copy !req
243. It's really an honor to be
your humble life coach for the evening.Copy !req
244. I hear your group has all been
making amazing progress.Copy !req
245. Every single person seizing their goal.
Am I right?Copy !req
246. Yeah!Copy !req
247. Todd has told me that you were all
unsatisfied with your place in the world.Copy !req
248. - Yeah.
- Don't ask permission!Copy !req
249. Do not ask permission!Copy !req
250. Be powerful!Copy !req
251. You are the only boss.Copy !req
252. Yeah!Copy !req
253. Emil?Copy !req
254. Jennifer.Copy !req
255. Jen Walters.Copy !req
256. Todd, what are you doing here?Copy !req
257. Actually, I don't care.Copy !req
258. Emil, you've been transforming
into the Abomination?Copy !req
259. Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements.
Nothing bad.Copy !req
260. Strictly for profit.Copy !req
261. I vouched for you.Copy !req
262. Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset.Copy !req
263. Was there a real apology
in there that I missed?Copy !req
264. Nikki? What are you doing here?Copy !req
265. We need to get out of here.Copy !req
266. These guys are Intelligencia.Copy !req
267. Todd created the site. He's HulkKing.Copy !req
268. - You're HulkKing?
- No doi!Copy !req
269. You remember your attractive date, Josh?Copy !req
270. You think the sex tape
was the worst part.Copy !req
271. I hired him to seduce you
and steal your blood.Copy !req
272. - Oh!
- Wait. What are you talking about?Copy !req
273. Steal my blood?Copy !req
274. My team also synthesized your blood,
so it could safely give me all the powersCopy !req
275. you never should've been givenCopy !req
276. - in the first place.
- Yeah!Copy !req
277. See, I didn't just get handed superpowers.Copy !req
278. I had to earn them.Copy !req
279. This is not gonna work, right?Copy !req
280. We're not actually doing this?Copy !req
281. Why isn't it...Copy !req
282. Ugh! Gross.Copy !req
283. This can't possibly be
where this season was going.Copy !req
284. Yeah, come at me, bro.Copy !req
285. Surprise, losers.
I'm out of here, man.Copy !req
286. Come on.
Titania, too? This isn't messy enough?Copy !req
287. God! Does that bitch ever use a door?Copy !req
288. You!Copy !req
289. Jen, watch out!Copy !req
290. Emil!Copy !req
291. Get her!Copy !req
292. Stop!Copy !req
293. - Bruce?
- Let go of my cousin, asshole.Copy !req
294. It's not what you think.Copy !req
295. Is this necessary?Copy !req
296. What is even happening here?Copy !req
297. - No. Uh-uh.
- Nope.Copy !req
298. This is a mess. None of these storylines
make any sense.Copy !req
299. Is this working for you?Copy !req
300. Hey, what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
301. This menu is not gonna stop me.Copy !req
302. Just gonna break
this inhibitor real quick.Copy !req
303. All right, let's see here.Copy !req
304. No.Copy !req
305. Uh... No!Copy !req
306. Ah! Assembled. That'll do.Copy !req
307. So, tell me about
the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing.Copy !req
308. So back when we were working
on the first Thor movie,Copy !req
309. they had come to me and asked me
to make a gauntlet.Copy !req
310. Guys, what do we get
if the entirety of the second seasonCopy !req
311. is one extended dream sequence?Copy !req
312. I love that idea.
That's the one.Copy !req
313. Isn't she
supposed to have an inhibitor?Copy !req
314. Hey. Is everything okay?Copy !req
315. What the hell, you guys?Copy !req
316. What kind of stupid finale is this?Copy !req
317. We thought it'd be really cool,
and like unexpected.Copy !req
318. Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist.Copy !req
319. A twist?Copy !req
320. The bad guy steals my blood
in order to give himself superpowers.Copy !req
321. Where did you come up
with that original idea?Copy !req
322. Was that from every other
superhero story ever?Copy !req
323. There are certain things that are
supposed to happen in a superhero story.Copy !req
324. Exactly.Copy !req
325. Why don't we just do things our own way?Copy !req
326. - This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants.
- Yeah.Copy !req
327. Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin.Copy !req
328. No one talks to K.E.V.I.N.Copy !req
329. K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay?Copy !req
330. Yes.
You'll never even get close to him.Copy !req
331. I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N.Copy !req
332. Okay, this is very creepy.Copy !req
333. The way you're talking about him,
it's not healthy.Copy !req
334. I'm going to go talk to Kevin now.Copy !req
335. Oh, wow, She-Hulk.Copy !req
336. I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent.Copy !req
337. Okay, great.Copy !req
338. I'll just have you sign
our nondisclosure agreement,Copy !req
339. and then have a seat.Copy !req
340. I've got She-Hulk here.Copy !req
341. For K.E.V.I.N.Copy !req
342. Why make me sign
if you were gonna do that?Copy !req
343. Everyone has to sign the NDA.Copy !req
344. Bye-bye now.Copy !req
345. That's my secret, Cap.Copy !req
346. - Whoa!
- I'm always angry.Copy !req
347. What is this?Copy !req
348. Hello, Jennifer.Copy !req
349. Kevin?Copy !req
350. It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced
Visual Interconnectivity Nexus."Copy !req
351. Were you expecting a man?Copy !req
352. Yeah. Why would I expect
a giant AI brain and not a man?Copy !req
353. Wait. So, you're the one
who's making all the decisions here?Copy !req
354. I will answer your questions,
but you must transform back to Jennifer.Copy !req
355. Why?Copy !req
356. You are very expensive.Copy !req
357. Oh, sure.Copy !req
358. But wait until the camera is off you.Copy !req
359. The visual effects team has moved on
to another project.Copy !req
360. - Okay.
- There. Do it now.Copy !req
361. - Better?
- Thank you.Copy !req
362. And to answer your question...
Yes, I make the decisions.Copy !req
363. I possess the most advanced
entertainment algorithm in the world,Copy !req
364. and it produces near-perfect products.Copy !req
365. Near-perfect?Copy !req
366. Some are better than others,Copy !req
367. but I leave that debate
up to the Internet.Copy !req
368. Well, Kevin, I'm not happy
with what's happening in my story.Copy !req
369. You do not get to choose.Copy !req
370. Why not? It's my show.Copy !req
371. Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show.Copy !req
372. Well, regardless of creative ownership,Copy !req
373. can we agree that it is a legal comedy?Copy !req
374. If that's what you prefer to call it.Copy !req
375. Then I would like
to give my closing argument.Copy !req
376. Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there.Copy !req
377. You may proceed.Copy !req
378. Thank you.Copy !req
379. The Marvel Cinematic Universe is knownCopy !req
380. for its big spectacles
and high-stakes plotlines,Copy !req
381. but it's often said that Marvel movies
all end the same way...Copy !req
382. Wait, who's saying that?Copy !req
383. Perhaps, this is a result
of following some unwritten ruleCopy !req
384. that you have to throw
a bunch of plot, and flash,Copy !req
385. and a whole blood thing
that seems super suspiciously closeCopy !req
386. to Super Soldier Serum
at the audience in the climax.Copy !req
387. I propose we don't have to do that.Copy !req
388. Huh.Copy !req
389. It distracts from the story,
which is that my life fell apartCopy !req
390. right when I was learning
to be both Jen and She-Hulk.Copy !req
391. Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N.Copy !req
392. The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data.Copy !req
393. What is the ending you propose?Copy !req
394. Well, can we not do
"Todd gets Hulk powers"?Copy !req
395. Like, the powers aren't the villain.
He is.Copy !req
396. Erasing blood plot.Copy !req
397. And Bruce swooping down from literal
outer space to save the day in my story?Copy !req
398. Uh-uh.Copy !req
399. But Bruce is supposed to return
to explain what he was doing...Copy !req
400. No. We don't need to hear any of that.Copy !req
401. But we were going to introduce...Copy !req
402. Save it for the movie.Copy !req
403. Recalculating. And Abomination?Copy !req
404. After all that, I just want him
to hold himself accountable.Copy !req
405. Um... Okay.Copy !req
406. And enough with this angsty nighttime.Copy !req
407. Let's do this big climax in daylight.Copy !req
408. - Yeah.
- Are we done here?Copy !req
409. Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again.
A woman has needs.Copy !req
410. Historically, we've been light
in that department.Copy !req
411. - Oh! While I've got you here...
- Oh, wait, you are sitting?Copy !req
412. What's with all the daddy issues?Copy !req
413. - We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues.
- Jen.Copy !req
414. Thor. Daddy issues.
Loki. Same daddy, same issues.Copy !req
415. - Oh, boy.
- Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues.Copy !req
416. Jen, please stop.Copy !req
417. And when are we getting the X-Men?Copy !req
418. I cannot tell you that.Copy !req
419. Okay, back to She-Hulk.Copy !req
420. I have thoughts
about Season 2's direction.Copy !req
421. You will not be able
to access the K-E-V-I-N again.Copy !req
422. - What?
- That error on our platformCopy !req
423. has been fixed.Copy !req
424. Th...Copy !req
425. - That's it? We're done?
- That's it?Copy !req
426. You obliterated
the thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated.Copy !req
427. Yeah, that's what Hulks do.Copy !req
428. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings.
I smash fourth walls and bad endings.Copy !req
429. And sometimes, Matt Murdock.Copy !req
430. Okay, now get back to the show.Copy !req
431. See you on the big screen.Copy !req
432. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
433. Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N.Copy !req
434. Should I transform back or is it...Copy !req
435. What's the most budget-friendly way
to do this?Copy !req
436. Hey, Titaniacs.Copy !req
437. - So, I just destroyed...
- Todd!Copy !req
438. OMG, you guys.Copy !req
439. We are about to witness a murder.Copy !req
440. Now I'm ready to deal with you.Copy !req
441. This is amazing.Copy !req
442. Just do it.Copy !req
443. I'll see you in court,Copy !req
444. babe.Copy !req
445. Look, I didn't mean to...Copy !req
446. Jen, I'm here to help.Copy !req
447. Hey, Daredevil! You missed it.Copy !req
448. We're done. I'm sorry.Copy !req
449. Everything? Oh, man.Copy !req
450. It was great, though,
and I'm happy to see you.Copy !req
451. Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
452. - Happy to see you, too.
- Okay.Copy !req
453. Oh, my God. Did they hook up?
Are they a thing?Copy !req
454. Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug.Copy !req
455. I'm gonna go. One sec.Copy !req
456. Sure.Copy !req
457. Hi, Daredevil.Copy !req
458. All right, as your legal counsel,Copy !req
459. if you sign this, you go back to prison
for ten years for parole violation.Copy !req
460. Yep. It's the karmic price
I pay for my actions.Copy !req
461. Well, maybe you can write
some haikus about it.Copy !req
462. Sarcasm?Copy !req
463. Can't wait to read them.Copy !req
464. Why shouldn't
I have my own currency?Copy !req
465. Go ahead. You can't.Copy !req
466. Now, Matt, Jen tells me
you have your own practice.Copy !req
467. Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen.Copy !req
468. Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice.Copy !req
469. Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like
a very nice area.Copy !req
470. It's not glamorous,
but I grew up there.Copy !req
471. I always wanted to help those
who can't afford legal services.Copy !req
472. So, you don't make much money.Copy !req
473. Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people
how much money they make.Copy !req
474. It's fine. I don't do it for the money.Copy !req
475. - But you do make some money, right?
- Dad!Copy !req
476. It's very expensive raising kids in LA.Copy !req
477. He's staying for a week.Copy !req
478. I didn't expect this conversation
to go this way.Copy !req
479. Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now,Copy !req
480. every conversation
is going in that direction, so buckle up.Copy !req
481. I really am. I'm just visiting.Copy !req
482. Why not stay?Copy !req
483. Um, well...Copy !req
484. Why not help with the hamburgers?Copy !req
485. So, I would like
for you to taste my...Copy !req
486. Um...Copy !req
487. - Jen, I could use a co-counsel here.
- I got ya.Copy !req
488. - I think that...
- Welcome to my life.Copy !req
489. Hey, everyone.Copy !req
490. Whoa-ho!Copy !req
491. What's up? Hold on.Copy !req
492. Cousin. Bruce.Copy !req
493. I know I've been away
on Sakaar for a while.Copy !req
494. I'll tell you all about it.Copy !req
495. But first,Copy !req
496. I have someone here
that I'd like you all to meet.Copy !req
497. This is my son, Skaar.Copy !req
498. Bruce!
Bruce!Copy !req
499. What's up with the space thing?Copy !req
500. Hi, honey!Copy !req
501. Wow, your family.Copy !req
502. You know about this?Copy !req
503. In light of
a criminal conspiracy,Copy !req
504. She-Hulk, the superpowered woman,
cousin of the HulkCopy !req
505. is cleared of her previous conviction.Copy !req
506. She-Hulk!Copy !req
507. Can you share details about your lawsuit
against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia?Copy !req
508. People like Todd Phelps have
to be held responsible for their actions.Copy !req
509. The message is that if you attack,
harm, or harass innocent people,Copy !req
510. I'm coming for you.Copy !req
511. Do you mean in a courtroom
or as a superhero?Copy !req
512. Both.Copy !req
513. Tell our viewers,
who are you wearing today?Copy !req
514. Okay.Copy !req
515. The Difficult Diva of Law herself.Copy !req
516. You took your time.Copy !req
517. Emil, my apologies for the delay.Copy !req
518. You got sucked
in another show, didn't you?Copy !req
519. We're really in an era of Peak TV.
Do you have all your things?Copy !req
520. Yeah. What's the guest policy
at Kamar-Taj?Copy !req
521. Shared fridge?Copy !req
522. We're kind of all one with everything.Copy !req
523. - What about Wi-Fi?
- We have Wi-Fi.Copy !req