1. What happened to me?Copy !req
2. I'm sorry. I tried to warn you.
My blood got into your system.Copy !req
3. So I turn into a Hulk now too.Copy !req
4. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
5. - She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk!
- Ms Walters?Copy !req
6. We just started a Superhuman Law Division,Copy !req
7. and I want the She-Hulk
to be the face of it.Copy !req
8. I can't wait to take on whatever case
you assign me...Copy !req
9. Your first case is the parole of
Emil Blonsky. Also known as Abomination.Copy !req
10. Jennifer Walters.Copy !req
11. I've already got a winning strategy,
and it is 100% in the bag.Copy !req
12. You might wanna
take a look at the news right now.Copy !req
13. After shocking footage leaked
showing the AbominationCopy !req
14. participating in what appears to be
an underground fight club,Copy !req
15. after having escaped from prison.Copy !req
16. Do you wanna explain to me
why you failed to mentionCopy !req
17. that you not only escaped from prison,
but you were also recorded doing so?Copy !req
18. You said to my face that you never
turn into the Abomination anymore.Copy !req
19. No, I said I choose not to.Copy !req
20. You know, these were
extenuating circumstances.Copy !req
21. You understand that
this constitutes another crimeCopy !req
22. and totally destroys
your chances at parole?Copy !req
23. What?Copy !req
24. Nah, 'cause I was forced to leave my cell,Copy !req
25. but I returned of my own free will.Copy !req
26. Who forced you to escape this
insanely high-security prison undetected?Copy !req
27. A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts,
and his name is...Copy !req
28. Wong. Just Wong.Copy !req
29. And his Internet presence
is a little chaotic.Copy !req
30. He's either a sorcerer
who lives in New York,Copy !req
31. or a librarian who lives in Nepal.Copy !req
32. Can you get to him?Copy !req
33. Yes, Jen. It's me.
Of course I can get to him.Copy !req
34. I sent a thirst trap. It was a picture
of me with a bunch of books.Copy !req
35. Yeah, well, let's just hope he calls back.Copy !req
36. If Blonsky's telling the truth,Copy !req
37. this guy busted him out of his prison cell
and probably ruined my entire case.Copy !req
38. I know you can't wait to see Wong.
I get it.Copy !req
39. I wanna make sure that you don't thinkCopy !req
40. this is one of those cameo every week
type of shows. It's not.Copy !req
41. Well, except Bruce.Copy !req
42. And Blonsky. And Wong.Copy !req
43. Just remember whose show this actually is.Copy !req
44. Attorney Jennifer Walters
of law firm GLK and HCopy !req
45. has been tapped to represent Emil Blonsky,
also known as the Abomination,Copy !req
46. in his upcoming parole hearing.Copy !req
47. The news has stirred up much controversy.Copy !req
48. Ever since it's been revealed thatCopy !req
49. Jennifer Walters has
a superhero alter-ego called She-Hulk,Copy !req
50. the statuesque green lawyer
has been plagued by public backlash,Copy !req
51. with many questioning her qualifications.Copy !req
52. They took the Hulk's manhood away,
but then they gave it to a woman?Copy !req
53. I don't get it. Why are you turning
every superhero into a girl?Copy !req
54. So we have a MeToo movement,
and now all the male heroes are gone?Copy !req
55. I have no problem with female heroes.
Just saying make your own.Copy !req
56. I don't know about y'all, but I'd smash.Copy !req
57. We have Gideon Wilson, the prosecutorCopy !req
58. who put the Abomination away
all those years ago. Gideon.Copy !req
59. First, I would like to say,
it is frankly appalling thatCopy !req
60. anyone would work towards
freeing a monster like the...Copy !req
61. - Have you seen this insanity?
- I don't care what anybody says about me.Copy !req
62. There's something in this country
called due process.Copy !req
63. - Emil deserves a fair hearing.
- You have to respond.Copy !req
64. You have to be
in control of your own narrative.Copy !req
65. Jennifer Walters speaking.Copy !req
66. Yes, I will be right there.Copy !req
67. Holliway beckons.Copy !req
68. Come on. This case is huge.Copy !req
69. People wanna know
every single detail about your life.Copy !req
70. You're a public figure now.Copy !req
71. The office has been flooded with
calls and requests for interviews,Copy !req
72. so you should do one.Copy !req
73. People only care
because I'm representing Emil Blonsky.Copy !req
74. Once that's over,
this whole media circus will die down.Copy !req
75. No, Jen, this is not gonna go away
just because you're ignoring it.Copy !req
76. Every minute I spend on this crapCopy !req
77. is one less minute
I spend focusing on my job.Copy !req
78. This is absolutely ridiculous.
I am incredibly upset.Copy !req
79. What kind of office
doesn't have any Red Bulls?Copy !req
80. - Dennis.
- No way... Not Jen Walters.Copy !req
81. Ms. Walters is head
of the Superhuman Law Division.Copy !req
82. We have too much history for me to be
comfortable with her on the case.Copy !req
83. I would love to know what this is about
and not work on it.Copy !req
84. - You wanted to see me?
- Ah, yes.Copy !req
85. Mallory Book is also
in the Superhuman Law Division.Copy !req
86. Yeah. No, I can't talk to a 10
about embarrassing man stuff.Copy !req
87. She could be my next fiancée.Copy !req
88. Happy to not be involved.Copy !req
89. Is he a lawyer?
He looks cool. I'll take him.Copy !req
90. Well, our friend,
Mr. Bukowski from the DA's office,Copy !req
91. needs help on a delicate matter.Copy !req
92. He's been defrauded by an ex-girlfriendCopy !req
93. and wants to file a suit against her
to get his money back.Copy !req
94. Yeah. I bought her jewelry,
flew her to Bali for a photo-shoot,Copy !req
95. paid off her Volkswagen Passat.
Subscribed to...Copy !req
96. But why the Superhuman Law Division?Copy !req
97. The girlfriend in question is
a shapeshifting Light Elf from New Asgard.Copy !req
98. Wow, Dennis.Copy !req
99. Okay. Well, to be fair, I thought
I was dating Megan Thee Stallion.Copy !req
100. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
101. Sorry. You thought you were
dating Megan Thee Stallion?Copy !req
102. Multiple Grammy award-winner megastar
Megan Thee Stallion?Copy !req
103. What part of "shapeshifter"
did you not get?Copy !req
104. - You thought she drove a Passat?
- This is why I don't want Walters.Copy !req
105. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
106. Ms. Walters, I received your message.Copy !req
107. Uh, Mr. Wong. Great entrance.
Perfect timing.Copy !req
108. - I really need to take this.
- You may go.Copy !req
109. Thank you. Uh, Pug, good luck.Copy !req
110. Dennis...Copy !req
111. Sorry.Copy !req
112. Everything Mr. Blonsky told you
is factual.Copy !req
113. I extracted him from the prison
against his own wishes,Copy !req
114. because I required a worthy opponentCopy !req
115. as part of my training
to become Sorcerer Supreme.Copy !req
116. And as Sorcerer Supreme, I insist that
he not be punished for my actions.Copy !req
117. Again, I am not the one
who will be punishing him.Copy !req
118. The parole board will not release him
after seeing this video.Copy !req
119. I know what you're thinking, Ms. Walters,
and I'm not erasing everyone's memories.Copy !req
120. Not again.Copy !req
121. That is not what I was thinking.
That is highly unethical.Copy !req
122. Yeah, it's also very messy, believe me.Copy !req
123. - Okay.
- We'll send him to the Mirror Dimension.Copy !req
124. - Don't know what that is, but no.
- Shadow Dimension?Copy !req
125. What you can do to help is show up
at the hearing and explain everything.Copy !req
126. Very well.
We'll reserve sorcery for strategy B.Copy !req
127. Don't tap your nose.Copy !req
128. So, Mr. Bukowski,
how much money in cash and giftsCopy !req
129. did you spend on
the Megan Thee Stallion imposter?Copy !req
130. Oh, man.Copy !req
131. How about I just say a number,
and you tell me higher or lower, okay?Copy !req
132. Considering that you bought her
a mid-sized sedan, how about $50,000?Copy !req
133. 100?Copy !req
134. - 200?
- $200,000? I am not a fool.Copy !req
135. - No, it was more like 175.
- 100... $175,000?Copy !req
136. That's a house
in parts of the country, Mr. Bukowski.Copy !req
137. Yeah, right.Copy !req
138. So, are you gonna help me or not?Copy !req
139. I'm gonna start building your case,
and I will be in touch, Mr. Bukowski.Copy !req
140. All right.Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. I'm not really Megan Thee Stallion.Copy !req
143. What's up, bro? How's it hanging, man?Copy !req
144. I got a change of heart.
I'm gonna drop the case.Copy !req
145. Wait. What? Just now? You just...Copy !req
146. The truth is, I think somewhere
deep inside, I knew. You know?Copy !req
147. I gave those things 'cause I wanted to.Copy !req
148. I was just embarrassed
to get found out in such a public way.Copy !req
149. But at some point in time,
you gotta take personal responsibility.Copy !req
150. - I have to say, this is unexpected.
- Well, it's just money after all.Copy !req
151. And now, I have a...
I got a story to tell.Copy !req
152. - I'm sorry, Mr... This is Pug.Copy !req
153. Hey, man. I think
somebody towed my Cybertruck.Copy !req
154. They're saying it was a handicapped spot.
I swear it was a Cybertruck spot.Copy !req
155. Hello? You there?Copy !req
156. Your jaw's on the floor
because I drive a Cybertruck.Copy !req
157. Security!Copy !req
158. I love harassing women in the workplace.
It's my kick, baby.Copy !req
159. - Not cool.
- Let that be a warning.Copy !req
160. I don't.Copy !req
161. You guys know me.Copy !req
162. We're coming to you live from
outside the ultra-high security prisonCopy !req
163. where the man known as the Abomination
will appear before a parole board.Copy !req
164. There is much public furor
over the possible release of...Copy !req
165. Wait. Is that her?
She-Hulk, can we get a word?Copy !req
166. Is it true you were
rejected by the Avengers?Copy !req
167. That was Jennifer Walters,
also known as She-Hulk,Copy !req
168. rumored to have been
rejected by the Avengers.Copy !req
169. - Hey. Are you ready for this?
- Yeah.Copy !req
170. Uh, are those your soulmates?Copy !req
171. - Ah, yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
172. Is Wong about?Copy !req
173. No. I don't understand how
a guy with zero commute time is late.Copy !req
174. We are here today to determine
whether Emil Blonsky isCopy !req
175. suitable for return to society
after having served his minimum sentence.Copy !req
176. In light of recent evidence
of a prison escape,Copy !req
177. I think we all know how this is gonna go.
So, let's keep this brief.Copy !req
178. As Mr. Blonsky's counsel, I would love to
address the alleged prison escape.Copy !req
179. We do have a witnessCopy !req
180. who is able to clear Mr. Blonsky
of any wrongdoing on his part.Copy !req
181. Then we'll start with that then.Copy !req
182. Well, yes, the witness is prepared
to give a statementCopy !req
183. after Mr. Blonsky gives his.Copy !req
184. Are we really entertaining
the idea of releasingCopy !req
185. someone who's been documented
escaping from prison?Copy !req
186. Now hold on. Mr. Blonsky,
do you feel you have been rehabilitated?Copy !req
187. Uh...Copy !req
188. Let's start by saying
that I feel great remorse,Copy !req
189. great shame to those that I've harmed.Copy !req
190. So, to answer your question,
yes, I feel I have been rehabilitated.Copy !req
191. I've spent every day of my incarceration
focused solely on redemption.Copy !req
192. I have changed.Copy !req
193. Emotionally, physically,
metaphysically, spiritually,Copy !req
194. karmically, cosmically,
inter-dimensionally...Copy !req
195. Et cetera.Copy !req
196. What Mr. Blonsky is trying to say
is that the man you see before youCopy !req
197. is not the same Emil Blonsky as before.Copy !req
198. All he wants now
is to be a contributing member of society.Copy !req
199. If released,
would you have a place to live?Copy !req
200. Yeah. You can rely on that.Copy !req
201. Mr. Blonsky does own a plot of land
on which he plans to work and reside.Copy !req
202. He's going into farming?Copy !req
203. No. Actually, he plans to open
a meditation retreat on the property.Copy !req
204. So, just very... Well, you know...Copy !req
205. And how does Mr. Blonsky
intend to fund this endeavor?Copy !req
206. Mr. Blonsky is currentlyCopy !req
207. in a long-term committed relationship
with several pen pals.Copy !req
208. All of whom have pledged
to financially support him.Copy !req
209. Excuse me. If I could...Copy !req
210. - May I clarify? Yeah.
- No.Copy !req
211. Blair, Ruth, Marta, Sheila, Alejandra,
Yvonne and Nicolette are my soulmates.Copy !req
212. We met through the prison pen pal program.Copy !req
213. They are my better eighths.Copy !req
214. Love you.Copy !req
215. I don't think we need to get into that
any further. Any other questions?Copy !req
216. Blonsky started the prison's
literacy program.Copy !req
217. He's helped countless prisoners
learn how to read.Copy !req
218. He leads guided meditation
and yoga for the prisoners.Copy !req
219. - He saved me from a bad marriage.
- That's it, Carl. Let it flow.Copy !req
220. Now the library is more than
just a quiet place to shiv someone.Copy !req
221. Instead of toilet wine,
prisoners make toilet kombucha.Copy !req
222. - I release you, Linda.
- Proud of you, Carl.Copy !req
223. - I love you so much.
- Yeah, okay, we're done with Carl.Copy !req
224. Is that all? Because there's still
the matter of Mr. Blonsky's escape.Copy !req
225. Uh...Copy !req
226. Yes, there were extenuating circumstances
that the witness will explain.Copy !req
227. If he ever decides to show up.Copy !req
228. My apologies, Ms. Walters and Emil.Copy !req
229. - Ah! Finally.
- I lost track of time.Copy !req
230. I've asked Wong here todayCopy !req
231. because he is the man responsible
for Emil Blonsky leaving prison.Copy !req
232. And I do think you will see this
whole thing in a totally different lightCopy !req
233. after hearing from him.Copy !req
234. Have you ever heard of a kumite?Copy !req
235. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
236. I'd like to move for dismissal
of all charges against my client.Copy !req
237. On what grounds?Copy !req
238. Runa is the daughter of an Elfin diplomat
on Asgard and now in New Asgard.Copy !req
239. - Did you know about this?
- As such, she has diplomatic immunity.Copy !req
240. She may have diplomatic immunity in
New Asgard, but we are not in New Asgard.Copy !req
241. Excuse me, Your Honor,Copy !req
242. but Asgard is not a place, it is a people.
Therefore, I...Copy !req
243. Thor's inspirational speeches
are not admissible in court.Copy !req
244. Your Honor, this case is very cut and dry.Copy !req
245. My client was defrauded of $175,000
by a scam artist.Copy !req
246. He deserves compensationCopy !req
247. for the financial and emotional trauma
that he's suffered.Copy !req
248. My client and Mr. Bukowski
were in a consensual relationshipCopy !req
249. - and engaged in role-play.
- Oh, gross.Copy !req
250. No rational adult would have
believed my client's textsCopy !req
251. - were from the real Megan Thee Stallion.Copy !req
252. Mr. Bukowski knew he was dating Miss RunaCopy !req
253. and went along with it
until it no longer suited him.Copy !req
254. I did not.Copy !req
255. This was a relationship gone bad,
not a scam.Copy !req
256. Mr. Bukowski was blinded by love.Copy !req
257. He absolutely believed that he was dating
the real Megan Thee Stallion.Copy !req
258. I must say, I find it hard to believe that
Mr. Bukowski could be fooled so easily.Copy !req
259. And the onus is on you
to prove that, Mr. Pugliese.Copy !req
260. That being said,
I'll allow this to go to trial.Copy !req
261. So, Miss Runa,
your motion to dismiss is denied.Copy !req
262. Crushed that.Copy !req
263. And when this is over, I'm canceling
my Hollywood Hookups subscription.Copy !req
264. There's clearly no vetting process.Copy !req
265. In light of some new information I have
just received, I'm changing my ruling.Copy !req
266. Come on, Runa.
This is getting a little broad.Copy !req
267. Impersonating a judge is illegal.
Get down from there.Copy !req
268. This is very good for us.Copy !req
269. Yuck.Copy !req
270. In regard to Mr. Blonsky
vacating his cell, I gave him no choice.Copy !req
271. But it was absolutely
his choice to return.Copy !req
272. I offered him asylum at the Kamar-Taj,
which is lovely this time of the year.Copy !req
273. But he was quite adamant he be returnedCopy !req
274. to serve out his sentence
and repay his debt to society.Copy !req
275. Thank you.Copy !req
276. So you see, Emil Blonsky was forced
out of his cell against his will.Copy !req
277. And even when offered instant freedom,
he chose to return to his cell.Copy !req
278. These are not the actions of a criminalCopy !req
279. but of a reformed man
who truly wants to do the right thing.Copy !req
280. Well, that may be true of Emil Blonsky,Copy !req
281. but when Blonsky
uncontrollably becomes Abomination,Copy !req
282. isn't he a raging monster out for blood?Copy !req
283. Uh... Excuse me.
If I could just put your minds at ease...Copy !req
284. - Oh, no, absolutely not.
- Hang on a sec.Copy !req
285. - No. No, no.
- What?Copy !req
286. Emil. Emil, no.Copy !req
287. - It's fine, Jen.
- No, please.Copy !req
288. No, no, no, no. You... Don't...
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
289. Oh, my God.Copy !req
290. - No, no, no, no.Copy !req
291. Everybody just relaxCopy !req
292. - Get out of there! Get him...Copy !req
293. - Oh, my God!
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
294. - Oh, my God.
- Hang on. Force is not necessary.Copy !req
295. As you can see, I'm in full control.Copy !req
296. That's enough! Change back now!Copy !req
297. Get down! Down. He's fine. It's fine.
He's totally fine.Copy !req
298. - Emil!
- All right, all right. Calm down.Copy !req
299. Please...Copy !req
300. Uh...Copy !req
301. Ladies and gentlemen, I beg you to forgive
Mr. Blonsky's enthusiasm.Copy !req
302. He didn't intend to frighten anyone.Copy !req
303. In fact, this proves
that in every instance,Copy !req
304. Mr. Blonsky could have broken free
but has chosen to remain in his cell.Copy !req
305. As his stellar prison record reflects,
Mr. Blonsky spent his entire incarcerationCopy !req
306. practicing a strict regimen
of training and self-disciplineCopy !req
307. so that he may
walk among his fellow citizensCopy !req
308. with no chance of becoming
a rampaging Abomination again.Copy !req
309. He deserves a future as a free man
and a productive citizen.Copy !req
310. Thank you, Ms. Walters.Copy !req
311. We will adjourn for today
and consider all of the facts.Copy !req
312. We will reconvene
once a decision has been reached.Copy !req
313. And please,
let's get this man some clothes.Copy !req
314. - Oh, yeah.
- And as for Mr. Wong...Copy !req
315. Just "Wong." The Sorcerer Supreme.
Master of the Mystic Arts.Copy !req
316. Leader and former librarian of Kamar-Taj.Copy !req
317. Yeah. You realize thatCopy !req
318. you've just admitted to facilitating
a prisoner escape, which is a crime.Copy !req
319. I must depart.Copy !req
320. There she is.Copy !req
321. How do you plan to take Blonsky down
when he rampages again?Copy !req
322. What about claims that
you're one of Blonsky's rumored soulmates?Copy !req
323. Is there any truth to the rumors
you got your powersCopy !req
324. - from a Mafia hit gone wrong?
- What?Copy !req
325. That was Jennifer Walters rushing by,
undoubtedly hoping to avoid the protestersCopy !req
326. that are gathered
just outside the gates here.Copy !req
327. And then I get to my car,
and some protester has written on it,Copy !req
328. "Monster defending a monster."Copy !req
329. This can go away
with one little interview.Copy !req
330. - Good Day LA is thirsty for you.
- No, thank you. Hard pass.Copy !req
331. - I cannot wait for this to be overCopy !req
332. so I can go back to being
a normal anonymous lawyer.Copy !req
333. - Who also happens to be a Hulk.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
334. Jen, the genie is out of the bottle, girl.
You are a story now.Copy !req
335. Okay, yeah. No. I don't want this.Copy !req
336. Oh, my God. You're pregnant
with the Abomination's baby,Copy !req
337. and you're flaunting a baby-bump.Copy !req
338. - That's who the father is?
- Yeah.Copy !req
339. Good God. Dennis Bukowski.Copy !req
340. - Yeah. No, you're gonna need that.
- Connecting the A and B story. Nice.Copy !req
341. How did you two work with him for so long?Copy !req
342. Oh, I killed him in my head several times,
in many different ways.Copy !req
343. And yet he was convinced
that she had a crush on him.Copy !req
344. - The man is almost terminally deluded.
- I'd call him gross.Copy !req
345. Yeah. Just gross.Copy !req
346. Hey, would you be willing
to say that under oath?Copy !req
347. I swear the testimony
I'm about to give todayCopy !req
348. is the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.Copy !req
349. Hey, P-Dog, how is Jen our best option?
I gave you a whole list of my boys.Copy !req
350. Jen is gonna help us clinch this.
Trust me.Copy !req
351. Ms. Walters, how would you describe
your relationship to Mr. Bukowski?Copy !req
352. We worked together for several years
at the DA's office.Copy !req
353. Would you say that
you know Mr. Bukowski fairly well?Copy !req
354. Definitely. We worked regularly
on cases together,Copy !req
355. so I've spent a lot of time
with Mr. Bukowski.Copy !req
356. Did he ever share his personal life
with you? Specifically, his dating life.Copy !req
357. Yes, he would,
prolifically and unprompted.Copy !req
358. You wanted to know.Copy !req
359. How would you characterize Mr. Bukowski
in relation to his romantic life?Copy !req
360. Self-absorbed, chauvinistic, conceited.Copy !req
361. He once described himself
as a New York 10 and an LA 11.Copy !req
362. He nicknamed his office the Dennisphere...Copy !req
363. Objection. Relevance.Copy !req
364. Mr. Bukowski, need I remind you that
you're not representing yourself here?Copy !req
365. And this is your witness.Copy !req
366. But I agree.
Mr. Pugliese, get to your point.Copy !req
367. It's been stated many times
in this courtroomCopy !req
368. that a man of reasonable intelligenceCopy !req
369. would never think that he was
dating the real Megan Thee Stallion.Copy !req
370. In your opinion, Ms. Walters, do you think
that Dennis Bukowski would believeCopy !req
371. that he could actually pull
Megan Thee Stallion?Copy !req
372. Yes. Dennis Bukowski is
an almost pathologically entitled man.Copy !req
373. He would absolutely believe that
he's dating the real Megan Thee StallionCopy !req
374. because he is truly that delusional.Copy !req
375. No further questions, Your Honor.Copy !req
376. In the case of Bukowski v. Runa,
I award full damages to Dennis BukowskiCopy !req
377. in the amount of $175,000.Copy !req
378. In addition,Copy !req
379. we also sentence the defendant to 60 days
for impersonating a judge.Copy !req
380. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
381. That's right.
There's only one Megan Thee Stallion.Copy !req
382. Make some noise.Copy !req
383. Ah!Copy !req
384. You guys think I have a shot with
the real Megan Thee Stallion?Copy !req
385. Should I go back?Copy !req
386. No. No. Please, don't do that.
Thanks for that testimony in there, Jen.Copy !req
387. It was my pleasure.Copy !req
388. The sad part is that elf's just gonna
get a slap on the wrist.Copy !req
389. I wish there was a way
we could remove her powersCopy !req
390. and make sure
she doesn't victimize anyone else.Copy !req
391. Oh! Did Dennis Bukowski
just give me an idea?Copy !req
392. That will stay between us.Copy !req
393. We've just received word
the parole board has reached a decision.Copy !req
394. After reviewing his record,Copy !req
395. we hereby grant Mr. Blonsky's release
on parole, effective immediately.Copy !req
396. Yes.Copy !req
397. - As a condition of his parole,Copy !req
398. Mr. Blonsky is prohibited from
turning into Abomination indefinitely,Copy !req
399. and is ordered
to wear an inhibitor in perpetuity.Copy !req
400. Any violation of this condition will
result in his immediate return to prison.Copy !req
401. Understood. Thank you.Copy !req
402. Thank you, Jen.
I'm in your debt, you know.Copy !req
403. Spiritually, of course.Copy !req
404. Just stay out of the news.
That's all I ask.Copy !req
405. I don't wanna read any more stories
about either of us.Copy !req
406. You might wanna reconsider that.Copy !req
407. They're gonna write a story
about you one way or the other, you know.Copy !req
408. Better to be a part of it, really.Copy !req
409. The Abomination is now a free man.Copy !req
410. Here with us in the studio, the lawyer
responsible for his release, She-Hulk.Copy !req
411. Yeah, my name is Jennifer Walters,
not She-Hulk,Copy !req
412. and my client's name is Emil Blonsky,
not the Abomination.Copy !req
413. Got it.Copy !req
414. The high-profile nature of this case
and the fact that you yourself are a HulkCopy !req
415. has catapulted you into the public eye.Copy !req
416. So, tell us, how did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?Copy !req
417. Oh! Funny story, I didn't.Copy !req
418. Some random guy on the news
came up with itCopy !req
419. after thinking about it for,
like, two seconds, but it stuck.Copy !req
420. So, now whether I like it or not,
I am forever She-Hulk.Copy !req
421. Great. We have to take a break.Copy !req
422. When we come back, She-Hulk shares
her diet and exercise secrets.Copy !req
423. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
424. - I got her. Come on, guys. I got her.Copy !req
425. Oh, wait.Copy !req
426. Get off me.Copy !req
427. If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,Copy !req
428. you better be able to back it up.Copy !req
429. When did I ever strut around
and show off my powers?Copy !req
430. Did you guys rob
an Asgardian construction worker?Copy !req
431. Yeah.Copy !req
432. All right, let's do this.Copy !req
433. Sorry.Copy !req
434. Okay, bad idea, bad idea.Copy !req
435. - Fall back!
- Go, go, go!Copy !req
436. Okay, fellas, I admit
that did not go exactly as I imagined it.Copy !req
437. Thunderball, did you get it?Copy !req
438. No. Once she turned into She-Hulk,
I couldn't pierce that nasty green skin.Copy !req
439. Damn it.
Boss is gonna be mad.Copy !req
440. Hi. There's my new favorite client.Copy !req
441. Just... Just your signature there.Copy !req
442. And then just initial. Good.Copy !req
443. And initials up here.Copy !req
444. Huh.Copy !req
445. Oh, you are way more fun
than my last lawyer.Copy !req
446. - I will kill for you, Megan Thee Stallion.
- Dial it back.Copy !req