Shangri-La Frontier 1x8

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The 10th opponent in the Rabituza arena is the Aberrant Woodmage, a powerful foe combining fast attacks with magic. Underleveled and understatted, Sunraku only needs to survive five minutes to win... but can he make it happen?!

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1. We live in a world

2. so saturated with games, that it's hard to keep up.

3. In fact, most are released with little fanfare

4. and fade into obscurity.

5. But there's one that's captured the imagination of the masses.

6. A fully immersive VRMMO

7. that boasts over 30 million players world-wide.

8. The definitive triple-A Experience,

9. Shangri-La Frontier!

10. One such player, Rakuro Hizutome,

11. has set aside his trash-game obsession

12. to try his hand at a God-tier title!

13. With a bug-free gam on his horizon,

14. who knows what exciting new adventures await!

15. I'm impressed, you already beat the ninth one, boy!

16. That's what I call "perfect timing."

17. Vash?

18. Dad, what are you...

19. Uh, 'sup boss!

20. The tenth and final round is special,

21. so I thought I'd challenge you to fight this guy

22. I caught myself.

23. It took a lotta searchin' to find him!

24. Is it human?

25. Yeah, I don't think so.

26. Is it a sorcerer type?

27. This is one of those dumb bastards

28. who wanted to live forever,

29. so a long time ago, he tried mergin'

30. with a tree to gain everlasting life.

31. The state you're in, I don't expect you

32. to come close to beating the poor sap.

33. So I'll bend the rules a little for my consigliere.

34. Oh, really?

35. Survive for five minutes.

36. Unique Scenario.

37. "Invitation From Rabituza."

38. Practical training, opponent ten,

39. Aberrant Woodmage.

40. Clear condition update, survive for five minutes.

41. A good ol' endurance battle.

42. Stay alive for five minutes, that's it?

43. I'll just run a few laps, and—

44. Oh?

45. Did he telegraph a warning sign or anything?

46. Nothin' wrong with a little bravado, kid.

47. But now I'd like to see you

48. back up your words with actions.

49. Now we're cookin'!

50. This'll be a long five minutes!

51. What the hell is this thing made of?

52. Of course, he's impervious to physical attacks.

53. Guess I've just gotta dodge my ass off!

54. One minute has passed!

55. Which leaves four more! Way to go!

56. Come on. Now's the time to show me what you're made of.

57. I wanna see that Vorpal Soul, kid.

58. Just an "Aberrant Woodmage."

59. Sounds so refined, but honestly.

60. This guy's a chaotic nightmare!

61. Slingin' a barrage of root-spear attacks

62. with almost no warning.

63. Flailing chains that I'm pretty sure

64. will debuff me on contact.

65. Not to mention, he's so relentless,

66. it's like I owe him money.

67. Which is draining my will to dodge by the second.

68. But, ya know.

69. The worst part of this whole encounter.

70. Are these cheap magical attacks

71. he slips in between everything else!

72. Come on.

73. The longer we keep up this tango,

74. the more magical moves he pulls out of his sleeve!

75. And is it just me, or does it feel like the attacks

76. keep ratcheting up?

77. There're more chains, more roots,

78. and his magic attacks are getting bigger!

79. If the attack frequency keeps going up at this rate.

80. I'm definitely gonna be dead

81. before I reach the five-minute mark!

82. Another new spell, are you kidding me?

83. What the hell is this thing?

84. He cancels my attacks,

85. and takes more pot-shots himself?

86. Honestly, at this point, I think I'd rather

87. take my chances against Lycagon!

88. Talk about a helluva first encounter.

89. This is totally hopeless.

90. I'm so freakin' exhausted.

91. I can barely think.

92. I gotta get some carbs in me, retool my strat, and try again.

93. Not like there's a real penalty for dying or anything.

94. Who gives a crap?

95. This is it?

96. You're just gonna write yourself off like that?

97. Chin up, bro.

98. Since when do you have no faith in yourself?

99. I'm not expecting to breeze through

100. ten in a row on my first try.

101. Nope. Game over, man. Game over.

102. Same thing happened with the Mud Digger.

103. You relied on Emul so much that you practically gave up!

104. Without even realizing it,

105. you're gonna start cutting corners all over the place!

106. What a disaster.

107. I've been playing trash games for so long,

108. they almost turned my brain to trash.

109. Aww.

110. Sunraku, no!

111. Probably not good to OD on trashgamium.

112. Guess I gotta even it out with some Godgamium!

113. Yeah, it's hard, but no one said

114. I was guaranteed to lose.

115. Am I gonna give up just because something

116. hasn't been done yet?

117. I call total BS!

118. He's managed to push through the onslaught

119. and get into melee range on his first attempt.

120. Seems trivial.

121. What's the point if all he's gonna do is hit him

122. with some basic attacks?

123. All right, woody, I'm gettin' tired!

124. Change of plans.

125. I'm gonna finish this thing and go the frick to bed!

126. You might be able to cancel the damage

127. from my physical attacks,

128. but I bet they still have an effect!

129. Pretty fancy staff for a wooden puppet

130. like you to be wavin' around!

131. It'd be a shame if someone were to take it away from ya!

132. Based on the look in your eyes,

133. I'd say you're not casting another spell anytime soon,

134. are ya?

135. In some games, you gotta steal to survive!

136. Unfortunately, you're dealing with a Unite Rounds vet.

137. You're in my world, now!

138. You got some sticky fingers, kid!

139. And you're cocky.

140. But you still got two minutes.

141. Save the celebrations for when you cross the finish line.

142. Now.

143. You're gonna show me what'cha got, or what?

144. It's just a staff, bro, over-react much?

145. Maybe take a chill-pill and ease up a little!

146. You're kidding me!

147. I didn't know he'd throw a tantrum.

148. How about a heads-up next time you decide

149. to fly off the handle?

150. You're so close, I know you can do it!

151. There's only one minute to go!

152. Don't give up! Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

153. Mm.

154. You underestimate the power of agility builds!

155. I didn't come all this way just to die!

156. It walled me out?

157. Ah! Not good!

158. Hate to say it, but I was right about those chains.

159. The debuff negates the stat boost

160. I get from Lycagon's Mark.

161. I'm a sitting duck.

162. I won't be able to dodge anything like this!

163. You fool! It's mine!

164. If you want it back so bad.

165. Then go get it, asshole!

166. You actually went and fetched it!

167. Who's a good boy?

168. You're such a dumb-ass.

169. You didn't even need the staff.

170. You coulda kept pummeling me with the roots and chains,

171. and I woulda been donezo.

172. Should have known you were a blockhead,

173. you're made out of wood, after all.

174. You're done!

175. Huh?

176. Dude, what gives?

177. I survived for five minutes, right?

178. Isn't it over, yet?

179. Five minutes was my idea,

180. he's gonna fight 'til one of you dies.

181. You cut it pretty close, but I'll honor my word!

182. I asked you for something,

183. and you delivered.

184. No doubt about it, you've got Vorpal Soul in spades.

185. Really? He hits it with a stick, and it dies?

186. You've done it, Sunraku!

187. I simply knew you would take it all the way, yes, siree!

188. - Let's go... - That's his thing.

189. When he's holding the staff, he's impervious to damage,

190. but without it, he's just a tree

191. with legs and a grudge.

192. Of course, he is!

193. That explains his separation anxiety.

194. And, you know what, who cares?

195. Does this mean I beat the quest?

196. Yep.

197. You got a reward comin'.

198. That's what I'm talkin' about!

199. As this realm's leader,

200. I hereby declare you an Honorary Rabituzan!

201. Simply spectacular, my feathery friend!

202. Oh, yeah! Yeah!

203. Gee. A title. That's nice.

204. But don't I get a rare piece of loot or something?

205. Oh, that's right, thanks for reminding me, kid!

206. Don't need that anymore, do ya?

207. I'm sure we'll see you again soon.

208. Unique scenario.

209. Invitation From Rabituza, cleared.

210. Wait, really? I don't get to keep it?

211. Bonus unique scenario.

212. Vorpal Epic. Begin now?

213. Not one single piece of real loot?

214. Sheesh. I'm beat.

215. Like, it's the middle of the night, or somethin'.

216. "When the souls of the Divinity are shaken,

217. a rabbit shall tell an epic tale."

218. Okay? Yeah, that doesn't make a lick of sense to me.

219. After beating "Invitation from Rabituza,"

220. I got a new unique scenario called "Vorpal Epic."

221. I hit "yes" to accept,

222. but I dunno how to trigger the quest.

223. Plus, the recommended level is 80,

224. so I may be a tad premature.

225. "Divinity."

226. I swear I saw that on the Wiki.

227. Pretty sure it's the civilization

228. that died a long time ago, right?

229. There's an insane amount of lore and speculation,

230. so I got overwhelmed pretty quick and gave up.

231. If I want to find any info that'll help me,

232. it's gonna take a lot of digging.

233. There are clans devoted to unearthing

234. and cataloguing the game's lore,

235. so it's no wonder the Wiki is so dense.

236. Why don't we save the "epic" quest for later.

237. I wanna explore Thirdrema

238. and then move on to the next zone.

239. We're on to our next adventure?

240. Yep. Wait.

241. Actually, hold that thought.

242. Huh?

243. If I go out looking like this,

244. there's no way I'm not getting mobbed

245. by those PKers and info-hunting clans.

246. Even if I change my headgear,

247. Lycagon's Mark'll have me sticking out like a sore thumb.

248. Not being able to equip leg or body armor sucks

249. worse than losing that damn collar!

250. Lycagon, bad dog!

251. Perhaps there are other ways we can hide your exposed body?

252. Yeah, that's kinda why I'm bringing it up.

253. Well, I know just the place

254. to find whatever you need!

255. Hey! Emul, how's my big sis doing today?

256. There's an exclusive shop

257. in the Palace of Rabituza?

258. You bet your buns!

259. Please allow me to introduce my younger brother, Peatz!

260. He finds stuff all over and sells it in Rabituza!

261. Huh! It's a pleasure!

262. I don't just sell goods here.

263. I post up elsewhere, too!

264. Oh, not that often

265. since I gotta turn into a human and all,

266. but don't be afraid to say hi!

267. Hey! You're the Bird-man

268. who got friendly with the Night Emperor, right?

269. "Birdman?"

270. I'll have you know this is just a mask,

271. and there's a real human face underneath it!

272. - See? - Well...

273. Why are you acting so shocked?

274. You, you can take it off!

275. I was under the impression

276. there was a deeply unsettling reason you couldn't remove it!

277. Nope, it's just a mask.

278. In that case, we may have a solution to your problem!

279. Peatz! Do you still have that intriguing textile

280. you told me about?

281. Yeah!

282. I figured this thing'd be flyin' out the bag!

283. But for the price, I guess it does look relatively normal.

284. I tell ya, findin' a buyer hasn't been easy!

285. Textile?

286. Uh. Yeah, sure.

287. Just an ordinary map of Thirdrema?

288. Is that all you need?

289. Yes. That would be great.

290. Thank you! We'll see you next time!

291. Actually, that isn't all I need!

292. I need you to tell me what the hell I'm wearing!

293. I don't care if it covers the mark!

294. I feel like a walking meme over here!

295. Calm down, please!

296. If you keep shouting like that, people will notice

297. Notice? I'm a freakin' ghost!

298. Just keep it together

299. until we're out of town!

300. I'm sure it'll work out great!

301. Whatever.

302. At least I got the map I needed

303. and stocked up on healing items.

304. Man alive, you burn through MP like nobody's business

305. when you're in human form.

306. Better get outta here.

307. We don't wanna use up all the potions we bought.

308. Looks like the world opens up.

309. We have three choices for our next zone.

310. Right-o!

311. There's the Prismatic Forest Grotto,

312. which is on the way to Fourfolkshire.

313. A labyrinthine cave system,

314. teeming with scores of evergreen plant life,

315. most notably, you'll find an array

316. of dazzling flowers in bloom!

317. Then there's the Fellfate Caldera,

318. en route to Fivelle.

319. A massive, long-extinct volcano,

320. which has been collecting water

321. over the years to become a lake

322. Lastly, there's the Iron Ruins of Divinity,

323. on the way to Sixenveldt.

324. Remnants from the age of Divinity,

325. whose name stems from the numerous floating

326. iron panels hovering around the inside.

327. Oh, I get it.

328. There's a lot of calculus involved

329. with a choice like this.

330. It's like those strategy wargames,

331. where you have to decide which faction to join,

332. which one to exploit,

333. and which one you'll partner up with for resources.

334. These decisions require

335. thoughtful consideration and focus.

336. If I may, I recommend the Fellfate Caldera, sir!

337. What part of "focus" don't you get?

338. Alrighty!

339. To start, we'll head for the Prismatic Forest Grotto!

340. Care to hear my sound reasoning?

341. If you were to ask me which area

342. we should avoid at all costs, that's a no-brainer,

343. the Iron Ruins of Divinity, plain and simple.

344. One might hear the name, and think

345. "Science, ancient wisdom, and loot, oh, my!"

346. But it's a trap.

347. Huh?

348. Is it just me, or does that person

349. look familiar to you, too?

350. But if there's advanced tech

351. like guns and stuff, it's gonna be a pain in the ass

352. to deal with at my level, so hard-pass.

353. Huh? What now?

354. SLF Theater!

355. Mini!

356. Now that is one fancy box.

357. Is that his secret stash or somethin'?

358. Oh, man. What untold treasures

359. could the boss of Rabituza be hiding in there?

360. Whoa, can't look away now!

361. [, RAKURO] Is that a carrot?

362. Underneath his gruff façade,

363. Don Vysache is still just a rabbit.

364. SLF Theater!

365. Mini!

366. They're here.

367. The newly released Great Max Tan-Tan Noodles.

368. I'm definitely gonna want something to wash 'em down.