Shangri-La Frontier 1x7

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Sunraku manages to stave off his attackers and reach Thirdrema, where he and Emul then travel back to Rabituza. Emul then takes Sunraku to the Vorpal Colosseum where he's pitted against 10 opponents to further his training.

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1. We live in a world

2. so saturated with games, that it's hard to keep up.

3. In fact, most are released

4. with little fanfare and fade into obscurity.

5. But there's one that's captured the imagination of the masses.

6. A fully immersive VRMMO

7. that boasts over 30 million players world-wide.

8. The definitive triple-A experience,

9. Shangri-La Frontier!

10. One such player, Rakuro Hizutome,

11. has set aside his trash-game obsession

12. to try his hand at a God-tier title!

13. With a bug-free game on his horizon,

14. who knows what exciting new adventures await!

15. - Huh?

16. Yeah, it was totally the buggiest piece of crap

17. I've ever played and you were forced to only use autosave!

18. Sounds awful and great at the same time!

19. Nope, only awful!

20. The game's always crashing.

21. Pure dumpster fire!

22. You nerd,

23. why do you keep playin', then?

24. - Because it's great. - Lies!

25. Hizutome was always smiling.

26. Hey! Rakuro! That the newest issue?

27. - Jeez, dude!

28. He seemed to always have a good time.

29. Before I knew it.

30. I couldn't stop thinking about him.

31. So, after a while,

32. I started looking for him after school.

33. 'Sup, Rakuro?

34. - Hey. - There were so many times

35. we were in the same room.

36. But, I was too nervous.

37. If only I could talk to him, then maybe, I dunno.

38. I have to try,

39. even if our first interaction is in-game.

40. Damn it! This triple-A game

41. just took its story cues from a dumpster!

42. I'm gonna make you cough up that info

43. whether you like it or not!

44. [REI [PSYGER-0]] Severing attack!

45. Rook-smasher!

46. Whoa! That was crazy!

47. Psyger-Zero, huh?

48. They might not be with the PK clan,

49. but I'm guessing they're after the same info

50. about my unique scenario.

51. All right, buddy boy, it's now or never.

52. I gotta think of a way to make a break for it.

53. You haven't seen my final hand, think you can block me now?

54. As long as I've learned the "Spell Mastery" skill,

55. and my HP is down to the single digits,

56. I'm dead, but I'll be takin' your lame-ass with me!

57. I used up my only Karmic Straw Doll,

58. now I can't reflect another curse!

59. I'll sacrifice myself to kill you!

60. Worth it for an "Insta-Death" debuff!

61. See you in hell, fellow traveler!

62. Well, this sucks.

63. - What's that? - Pencilgon, no!

64. Huh?

65. Emul. Get a gate ready.

66. Right now?

67. [REI [PSYGER-0]] Huh?

68. Sorry, friend!

69. - Hey! - Damn! There he goes!

70. Thanks for giving this bird room to fly, dumb-ass!

71. We can't let him reach the city!

72. The place is crawling with bounty hunters!

73. At least I won't have trouble

74. remembering your name.

75. Psyger-Zero.

76. Dude! You're always in our way!

77. Not cool, Attack Master.

78. You can't treat Ashura Kai like this!

79. Sorry, friend.

80. Sorry. Sorry, friend.

81. Sorry.

82. I can't believe Hizutome talked to me!

83. This dude's acting pretty weird, right?

84. What's going on?

85. Your guess is as good as mine, but he's wide open, guys!

86. Now's our chance!

87. If I PK you, I'll rank up fast.

88. Ashura Kai, for the win!

89. You know. If you people hadn't rudely interrupted,

90. maybe we could have had an actual conversation!

91. - Should we run? - Yep.

92. [REI [PSYGER-0]] You're gonna pay for attacking him.

93. Uh, I mean, for attacking me!

94. Aw, yes! We made it out alive!

95. Eat it, trolls!

96. Have fun in your mom's basement!

97. They can't follow me to Rabituza!

98. Not gonna lie, you scared me back there.

99. Never expected to hear the words

100. "I'm out of MP!" come out of that little mouth!

101. I used it all when I swapped into human form!

102. If we hadn't made it out of Thirdrema,

103. we'd've been in some serious trouble.

104. This potion is scrumtrelescent!

105. Glad I decided to buy some mana potions

106. before we left Secondale.

107. Whew! What's done is done, mission accomplished, I say!

108. Huh?

109. Yeesh, Pencil Knight is such a sore loser.

110. Oh, my bad, "Pencilgon."

111. Gross.

112. FYI, my death was my own fault,

113. so I don't consider this losing to you.

114. Can't believe the Attack Master came to bail you out.

115. They a friend of yours, or something?

116. Who's the "Attack Master?"

117. She talkin' about that Psyger-Zero person?

118. Anyway, I'm not gonna

119. dwell on the past

120. I really do want to talk to you,

121. so call Katzo for a meeting in Unite The Rounds.

122. We'll talk scheduling later.

123. Oh, she wants to "talk," does she?

124. The fact that she doesn't wanna do it in SLF

125. is kinda sus.

126. What's she up to?

127. Huh? Hey! Speak of the devil.

128. Sunraku!

129. Hope you're sitting down for this one.

130. I just got a total "evil mastermind"

131. invite from the Pencil.

132. What'd you do, man?

133. This is shadier than a willow tree,

134. but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little curious.

135. Wha'dya think?

136. Can't say I'm not intrigued,

137. so I figure we might as well see what she wants.

138. You're not gonna back out, right?

139. Of course I won't, Kat-man,

140. especially now that you're roped in.

141. But right now, I've got bigger bunnies to fry.

142. What a delectable treat!

143. Sorry for the wait, Emul.

144. It's high-time we kick off this unique scenario for real!

145. Oh, happy day!

146. Hurrah, hurrah, and hurrah!

147. So? What am I lookin' for, here?

148. That Vash guy. I mean, your bunny boss, as you say,

149. mentioned something about "getting me up to snuff."

150. If you're really ready,

151. then we shall make our way to the arena,

152. where we do our most serious battle training

153. in all of Rabituza!

154. The arena?

155. Welcome to the Vorpal Colosseum!

156. Whoa! Lots of room for murder in here!

157. My dad... Oh, excuse me,

158. the boss, wants you to test your might

159. by fighting ten opponents here in the Vorpal Colosseum!

160. Okay! So like, a knockout tournament,

161. boss-rush kinda thing?

162. Yes! And you are strictly limited

163. to the use of Vorpal Weapons within these walls!

164. Great! Now then.

165. Let the gauntlet begin!

166. I'm gonna grind this arena until I level up enough

167. to wipe that stupid grin off Pencilgon's smug kisser.

168. Ready as ever.

169. All right, gimme the first one!

170. Righty-O!

171. Okay. Let's start the show!

172. I'm not expecting to breeze through

173. ten in a row on my first try.

174. It'll be trial and error.

175. I'll learn their attack patterns,

176. their move-sets and then, slowly but surely.

177. Practical training,

178. opponent one.

179. Packhound. Always spawns in groups of five or more.

180. Average level, 65.

181. They don't exactly look easy.

182. Hang the freak on!

183. You're making me fight a pack of enemies

184. over level 65?

185. Well, of course, what did you expect?

186. That's how the first opponent always goes in the arena!

187. Huh? "Opponent?"

188. Could you at least call it the "first fight" instead?

189. I can't believe I actually talked to Hizutome!

190. Sorry, friend.

191. Yeah. Next time I bump into him...

192. I'll suck it up and try to find the courage

193. to send him a friend request

194. Oh, geez. I wonder if he'd accept.

195. A friend request?

196. From you?

197. Of course, I'll accept!

198. Psyger-Zero.

199. Thanks for saving me from that clan.

200. You're just the best.

201. Let's walk to school together, okay?

202. Silly girl!

203. And then, after I PK'd the clan that was hunting him,

204. I went to follow him into Thirdrema.

205. I looked, but I couldn't find him.

206. He probably logged out, huh?

207. Oh, well. Wonder what he's up to?

208. To these guys, I'm not a normal opponent.

209. Pretty sure they see me as fast food!

210. Okay, now. This is your seventh attempt!

211. Maybe this time, you should try a little harder and win!

212. Thank the bunny Gods, there's no penalty for dying

213. in the Vorpal Colosseum.

214. Now you see, the trouble with these guys

215. isn't their strength in numbers, or their level.

216. It's their powerful synchronized team attacks!

217. Repel Counter!

218. They're able to coordinate their strikes

219. because they have a pack-leader calling the shots!

220. Slide Move!

221. I've fought 'em enough to figure it out.

222. I've seen it.

223. There's one that keeps howling from a distance,

224. but the thing is,

225. he's the one that never attacks!

226. You're the pack-leader, aren't ya, boy?

227. Spiral Edge!

228. Looks like this bird-brain was right!

229. Your attacks are all outta whack!

230. And now that I know,

231. I can ignore these mobs until the end!

232. I'll focus on taking down the leader

233. before he can bark out more orders!

234. Get over here!

235. You're mine, now!

236. As impressive as ever, Sunraku!

237. Monsters in a pack without a leader?

238. They're just a buncha aimless lone-wolves.

239. They're not scary at all!

240. Just a bunch of mangy dogs with a ton of HP.

241. You're brilliant! Bravo, I say!

242. Practical training,

243. opponent one.

244. Packhound, complete.

245. Excellent work as always, my feathery friend!

246. Number two's an "opponent,"

247. not a "team battle," right?

248. Oh, yes, it's definitely a single combatant!

249. Man, I freakin' hope so.

250. Practical training,

251. opponent two. Parasite Tentacle.

252. This dude has like a million heads!

253. Huh?

254. As the name implied, the real monster

255. was the tentacles, not the bear itself.

256. Using a hit-and-run tactic,

257. I managed to lop off each tentacle, one by one,

258. when they were all severed,

259. the bear stopped moving and I was victorious!

260. "A roided-out goblin."

261. That's about the only way to describe this thing.

262. Buff or not, he's still just a goblin,

263. so he didn't hold a candle to the boss-wolves

264. or parasitic tentacles.

265. Eff this pig. As soon as the snout touches you,

266. it triggers an explosion.

267. But the worst part is, he has stamina for days.

268. Never judge a book by its bluhbluhbluh, right?

269. I even timed it.

270. On a single charge, this freight train on legs

271. lasts 20 seconds!

272. If it weren't for my rodeo skills,

273. I'd still be fighting this over-cooked bacon!

274. Calm down, they're in-game rodeo skills.

275. I swear, if one more creature poops on me.

276. No, Sunraku!

277. Compared to the last fight,

278. this was a cakewalk!

279. That damn bird dropped its shitzkrieg from so high up,

280. I couldn't land a hit! But not this worm!

281. You're grounded, buddy, no wings for you!

282. Fast and strong, but easier than you'd think,

283. he's a one-trick pussycat.

284. Once you figure out that its whole strategy

285. is to get outside of your field of view

286. and backstab you, the fight becomes way too easy.

287. Meh. Not great. Not terrible.

288. Reasonably tough?

289. That's it.

290. Okay, it's time for Golem Class with Professor Rakuro.

291. We'll call attacks from its right arm "A,"

292. and ones from its left arm "B."

293. When it chains from "A" to "A," there's no gap between hits.

294. But when it goes from "A" to "B," or vice versa,

295. the core in its chest lights up,

296. signaling an incoming attack.

297. So, I had a theory.

298. Given the height difference between me and Rock Daddy,

299. anytime he swung his boulder-fists, I could predict

300. his attacks based on the flashing of his core,

301. and then use the hit-box toward the end of the swing

302. to climb up on its arm and get its core

303. within reach of my Vorpal Weapons!

304. But when I actually put that theory in action,

305. I ended up getting knocked back by an invisible energy field

306. which shaved off 70 percent of my HP,

307. so I was forced to change my strategy.

308. That's the scientific method in action, kids!

309. Anyway, my new tactic involved peeling off bits of its armor

310. to expose weak points, and then...

311. Bottom line is, I dodged, I sundered, I hit, I won!

312. Hell, yeah! Just one more bogey to go!

313. Opponent Nine.

314. Beta Unit Golem. Complete.

315. Do my eyes deceive me?

316. After countless fights and gallons of sky-poop,

317. I only gained two measly levels?

318. No doubt, I have this Vorpal Soul Collar to thank,

319. since it generously cuts my XP in half.

320. Hey! Sunraku!

321. You're tired, I'd rest up a bit!

322. Your eyes are scaring me, please!

323. Whatchu mean, hopp-o?

324. I'm at the top of my game!

325. Never felt better in my life!

326. Now do it! Bring out number ten!

327. Hurry, hurry!

328. - Well, hello there! - Huh?

329. - Huh? - I'm impressed

330. you already beat the ninth one, boy!

331. That's what I call "perfect timing."

332. Vash?

333. Dad, what are you... Uh, 'sup boss!

334. "Perfect timing," huh?

335. I bet as soon as I beat the ninth opponent,

336. I triggered an event.

337. Yo, Don Vysache!

338. Was that last monster some sort of test, or...

339. The tenth and final round is special,

340. so I thought I'd challenge you to fight this guy

341. I caught myself.

342. It took a lotta searchin' to find him!

343. Is it human?

344. Yeah, I don't think so.

345. Is it a sorcerer type?

346. This is one of those dumb bastards

347. who wanted to live forever,

348. so a long time ago,

349. he tried mergin' with a tree to gain everlasting life.

350. The state you're in, I don't expect you

351. to come close to beating the poor sap.

352. So I'll bend the rules a little,

353. for my consigliere.

354. Oh, really?

355. Survive for five minutes.

356. Unique Scenario.

357. "Invitation From Rabituza."

358. Practical training, opponent ten.

359. Aberrant Woodmage.

360. Clear condition update, survive for five minutes

361. A good ol' endurance battle.

362. Stay alive for five minutes, that's it?

363. I'll just run a few laps, and—

364. Oh?

365. Did he telegraph a warning sign or anything?

366. Nothin' wrong with a little bravado, kid.

367. But now I'd like to see you

368. back up your words with actions.

369. Now we're cookin'!

370. This'll be a long five minutes!

371. Out of over 30 million SLF players,

372. not only is Sunraku the first

373. to encounter this unique scenario,

374. but he's the first to fight this mob.

375. Unfortunately, for our trash connoisseur,

376. he would come to learn this the hard way.

377. SLF Theater!

378. Mini!

379. Since he's high in the sky,

380. I can't reach him from the ground!

381. In that case.

382. I'm comin' up!

383. My virtual eyes.

384. No, Sunraku!