1. Nobody likes
a greedy little hoarder.
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2. Everyone should be able
to join in the fun
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3. on these kinds of things.
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4. Right,
Revolutionary Knight Sunraku?
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5. Pencil Knight.
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6. You chose to show up now?
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7. "Revolutionary Knight Sunraku."
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8. A title that bears
no significance in SLF.
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9. However, it's a reminder
of an old relationship
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certain... -Besides...
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11. purple-haired player
from a certain old game.
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12. I use that name in a different
incarnation altogether.
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13. Here, in the world of SLF,
call me Arthur Pencilgon.
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14. Ol' Pencil Knight and I've got
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15. a trash game history.
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16. Some dumb, new name
won't change that.
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17. Speaking
of history, we can't go
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18. any further without discussing
a little ol' trash game
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19. called "Unite The Rounds."
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20. Take anything you want!
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21. Just don't kill me!
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22. Let's clean
the place out, boys!
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23. Kill anything that moves!
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24. Yeah!
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25. Dang, look what the old man's
hiding down here!
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26. - both chuckling]
- Dude, what a haul!
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27. Now, let's get
the hell outta here!
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28. This rules. I'm never grinding
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29. for crappy drops again.
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30. Grinding's over-rated,
which is why I appreciate
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31. you collecting
all this loot for me!
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32. The players referred to it
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33. as a "Post-Apocalyptic
Looting Simulator."
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34. The game was created
to simulate a medieval kingdom
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36. You play as knights,
enlisted to help protect
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monsters in a gritty,
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39. But since
the devs prioritized
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over, you know, actual fun,
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41. the drop rates
were so abysmal
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42. that very few played
the game as intended.
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43. The rocks have
a 40 percent drop rate?
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44. You freaking kidding me?
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45. Even one
of the earliest quests
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gathering medicinal herbs,
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47. forced players
to grind for upwards
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48. of 12 real life hours
before they'd find
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49. what they needed.
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50. Which meant that, naturally,
higher quality items
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51. were nearly impossible
to find.
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52. What was a player
supposed to do?
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53. The answer was simple...
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55. "Find medicinal herbs?
What, you expect me
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on my hands and knees,
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for that crap?
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58. I'll just raid a vendor,
or steal 'em
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59. from another player
who did the heavy lifting."
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60. A sentiment shared by most
in Unite the Rounds.
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61. From
the ashes of a digital world
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62. in flames, where outrage
was the norm
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63. and everyone was an enemy,
a lone figure rose,
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64. fueled by unyielding violence
and cunning, to take control
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65. of the crumbling kingdom.
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66. Okay guys, let's divy up
all this treasure, shall we?
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67. The kingdom is ours, noobs!
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68. Pencil Knight,
our Sister-in-Arms!
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69. All hail, the Pencil Knight!
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70. And so,
the Pencil Kingdom was born.
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71. Can I ask you somethin'?
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72. Of course you can, ask away.
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73. Aw, yeah,
that's the good stuff!
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74. Isn't this
supposed to be a game
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a "kingdom in peril?"
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76. Was that it?
I thought it was about
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77. overthrowing the big,
bad communist dictator,
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78. Pencil Knight!
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79. As far as big bads go,
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80. Pencil Knight was nothing
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81. like your run-of-the-mill
final boss.
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82. She would abuse players
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83. who didn't pledge
fealty to her.
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84. Then, use moles
in the kingdom
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85. to drum up phony resistance
movements doomed to fail.
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86. She conned her victims
into sticking around
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87. to try and defeat her,
all so she could have
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88. a player-base to keep looting.
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89. I think it's time
for a capitalist revolution!
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90. Unite the Rounds
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by the whims of one player.
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92. A woman whose name
was so synonymous
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93. with power and injustice,
she became known
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94. as the Dystopian Empress.
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95. The "rebel army" thing
was just a clever diversion?
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96. Helluva ruse to get to me.
I'm mildly impressed.
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97. For someone
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98. with all the loot
in the world,
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99. your trap game
is pretty weak.
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100. Yeah, they were so easy
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101. we broke through 'em
on the first try!
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102. Sunraku
and Katzo Tataki.
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103. Huh. Got it.
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104. There's something
about your goofy smirk,
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105. it just really pisses me off.
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106. If you wanna earn the title
of Revolutionary Knights,
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107. then get ready
for the hardest
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108. damn boss battle
of your life!
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109. So, basically...
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110. she and I have
a lotta history between us.
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111. We fought each other
to the death
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112. in Unite the Rounds,
which resulted in a draw.
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113. But here, I've got a big
level gap to contend with.
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114. I voluntarily took
the respawn penalty
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115. and came all the way
from Fifticia just to kill you.
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116. You must be so grateful
you wanna curl up
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117. in a little ball and cry!
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118. Your knives match your hair.
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119. I bet they're as poisonous
as you are.
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120. And quite expensive
for a single-use item,
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121. you should feel flattered!
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122. Since you've managed
to survive this long,
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123. what level are you, anyway?
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124. If you just beat Mud Digger,
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125. that puts you around
level thirty?
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126. You can dodge
like a champ for such a lowbie.
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127. This is actually a good game.
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128. My movements
are warm butta. See?
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129. No way,
is that really the Pencilgon?
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130. She's a PKer.
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131. From Ashura Kai clan.
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132. Not only is she second
in command,
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133. but she's the Giant Killer!
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134. Oh, dear!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
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135. The "Giant Killer?"
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136. Oh, it's just an adorable
little nickname people gave me
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137. when I kept hunting down
and taking out
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but then the devs
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and nerfed the PvP mechanics
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140. I was taking advantage of.
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141. Now, hang on
a kingdom-burning second.
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142. In your Unite the Rounds
dystopia, you were the giant
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143. who got yourself killed!
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144. Giants who live in glass houses
shouldn't throw boulders!
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145. Looks like someone decided
to crack open a book
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146. and level up their birdbrain
while I was away!
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147. You're gonna wish
you never said that!
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148. I've got a bird head
not a bird brain,
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149. you baby cloth diaper load!
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150. Whoa. I wonder what's goin' on
with those two?
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151. I'll have you know.
I'm not just here
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152. for personal reasons.
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153. Oh, no, no, no!
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154. The head of Ashura Kai
asked me to come
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155. and find you
and deliver a message!
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156. Well, what is it?
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157. "Tell us what you know
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158. about the new unique scenario.
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159. Or wear a target on your back
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160. until we come
beat it out of you!"
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161. He has the balls
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162. to try and threaten me?
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163. Your friend sounds like
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165. Oh, he is.
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166. What's my next move, here?
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167. The gear and level gap
between us is way too
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168. freakin' high.
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169. If I were a bettin' man,
I'd wager you really
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170. don't want me going through
that gate, do you?
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171. And being the skeptic
I am, I don't think
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172. it's a coincidence
that you showed up
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173. right when I was about
to walk into Thirdrema.
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174. I dunno. Guess
it wouldn't be too convenient
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175. to PK in the middle of a town
full of players and guards.
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176. I'd certainly prefer to avoid
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177. dragging the whole town
in on it.
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178. You won't get that far,
anyway. Will you, now?
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179. Oh, dear!
Not my tail!
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180. Sunraku, I don't think
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181. I can hold it much longer!
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182. My time's almost up.
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183. My true form
is starting to show!
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184. Oh, come on!
It's not fair!
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185. I'm the one
who found him first!
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186. But the Giant Killer's too much
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187. for me to handle.
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188. Hang on, maybe
his companion can help!
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189. Wait.
Was she always wearing
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190. those weird ears
and tail accessories?
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191. H-Hey.
sorry to bother you...
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192. Whoa! What the...?
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193. Emul!
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194. Terrible timing, dude!
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195. Ma'am, please!
Calm yourself!
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196. That's it!
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197. Come on,
am I too easy for you?
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198. I wouldn't say that exactly.
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199. But you're definitely
holding back!
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200. I wasn't born yesterday!
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201. You finally caught on, huh?
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202. Emul! C'mere!
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203. Yes, sir!
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204. Wait, please don't go!
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205. At least let me get
a screenshot with your bunny!
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206. If we survive this, I promise
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207. you I might
think about it, maybe!
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208. "If we survive?"
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209. Nice try, old friend.
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210. You're not fast enough
to get away from me.
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211. I don't give a damn about
the player in the bird mask.
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212. But if you're gonna
endanger the life
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little bunny...
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214. the "Giant Killer" or not...
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215. I'll slay you where you stand.
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216. Oh, yeah, baby!
I got her to buy us some time!
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217. Animalia, was it?
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218. Makes sense, she was
goin' super gaga for Emul.
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219. I've said it once,
and I'll say it again,
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220. you are one handy
little mascot!
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221. Now, we dash for the city.
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222. Gotta find a dark alley to jump
to Rabituza from!
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223. I doubt anyone would be able
to find us there!
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224. Yes, I may be the only one
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225. carrying the message.
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226. But you need
to listen more carefully
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227. next time, I never said
I came here alone.
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228. Man, I hate
that PKing low-level scrubs,
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229. sends my bad karma points
through the roof, like why?
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230. The veterans in the clan
feel the same way.
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231. It's terrible, that's why
they send us everywhere
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232. to do their dirty work.
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233. Zip it, dude.
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234. You wanna get PKed
by Pencilgon?
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235. Look, in the grass!
A wild player killer appears!
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236. You're going through
all this trouble
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237. for a noob like me?
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238. As second-in-command
of Ashura Kai,
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239. I'm more of an ambassador
these days.
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240. But here you are...
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241. the chief animal photographer
of SF-Zoo, a clan
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242. that couldn't care less
about actual players,
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243. so I'll have to thank Sunraku
for giving me the chance
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244. to take you out!
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245. Damn it!
This triple-A game just took
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246. its story cues from a dumpster!
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247. I'm gonna make you cough up
that info
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248. whether you like it or not!
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249. Four PKers, huh?
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250. You're gonna need
'em, bring it on!
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251. You've only got me beat
in level,
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252. equipment and stats!
No biggie!
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253. Try and kill this!
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254. Oh, I know who you are!
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255. You're the shaman
who mastered all those debuffs
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256. just to take monster photos, right?
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257. Look at all
those status ailments!
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258. My curses, you reflected
them all back at me.
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259. How?
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260. There used
to be this Shaman PKer
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261. who was a major pain
in my butt, to say the least.
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262. Believe me, I know how tricky
your curses can be.
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263. So now, I carry this around,
just in case!
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264. You have
a Karmic Straw Doll?
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265. Those are really rare.
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266. Being able
to counter all curses
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267. with karmic retribution
is essential,
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268. I would have been
a sitting duck without it.
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269. Luck was not
on your side today.
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270. Don't worry, I'll stick around
until you succumb
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271. to your own poison spell.
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272. My best option.
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273. Is to target the jerk
who called me a scrub.
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274. With a slow weapon
like that longsword,
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275. I won't need skills to dodge
his lumbering swings.
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276. The real issue here
is how the hell
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277. I'm supposed to damage
a group of high-level players,
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278. decked out
in legendary armor.
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279. [REI [PSYGER-0]]
Severing attack!
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280. - Rook-smasher!
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281. Whoa!
That was crazy!
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282. That was a one-hit kill?
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283. Guys,
we have a big problem here.
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284. Forget about the bird-man,
is that the Attack Master?
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285. "Attack Master?"
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286. Who the heck is that?
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287. Ah, what a day.
I just can't catch a break!
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288. [REI [PSYGER-0]]
He's wearing a bird mask.
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289. His player name is Sunraku.
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290. It's happening.
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291. At last,
I've finally found you!
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292. It's Hizutome!
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293. Where are you, Hizutome?
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294. I've tried
all the starter towns
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295. and I can't find you.
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296. You still haven't found
him in-game?
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297. Well... you said
he always plays as "Sunraku,"
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298. so I've been scouring
the beginner zones
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299. for anybody with that username,
but no luck.
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300. And as far as I can tell,
he's chosen to skip
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301. the first
tutorial city entirely.
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302. He's a trash gamer
livin' in a triple-A world.
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303. Don't give up,
you'll find him soon.
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304. Okay.
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305. Then you can tell
him how you feel!
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306. I've done everything
in my power,
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307. and I still can't find
"Sunraku" anywhere!
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308. The games he plays
are so, like...
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309. How do I put this?
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310. Not only
are they super niche...
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311. but they're so difficult
I can't even play them, really.
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312. I tried so many, I did!
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313. I just couldn't find
the right fit.
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314. But now... with SLF.
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315. We've got Hizutome playing
something I can handle.
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316. I won't let this chance
slip away!
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317. I got mail?
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318. From my sister?
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319. What?
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320. Hey, look, it's her!
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321. - In Secondale?
- No.
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322. [PSYGER-100] Psyger Zero.
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323. I'm sorry, but I need
you to pause
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324. your personal player hunt.
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325. There's someone in-game
I really need to talk to,
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326. and I want
you to find him for me.
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327. Oh, no, this seems really bad.
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328. Taking pictures
is against the rules?
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329. I guess that means I should
probably delete it, right?
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330. [PSYGER-100] He was last seen
in Secondale.
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331. Apparently,
he has a well-dressed,
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332. talking Vorpal Bunny in tow.
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333. However, there is a chance
he's already
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334. on his way to Thirdrema.
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335. I've attached a screenshot
so you know
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337. He's wearing
a starter bird mask,
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338. and he has Lycagon's Mark
on his legs and torso.
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339. This player's name...
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340. [REI PSYGER-0]
Is Sunraku.
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341. [PSYGER-100]
Be swift,
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342. at least
a couple of other clans
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343. have already
made contact with him.
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344. Including, but not limited
to, good ol' Ashura Kai.
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345. [REI PSYGER-0]
I found you.
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346. [PSYGER-100] There's a high
likelihood it's developed
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347. into some nasty PvP.
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348. - Keep your guard up, okay?
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349. This is it!
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350. I'll never get a chance
like this again!
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351. If I approach this as a player
defending him from PKers,
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352. I'll have a natural reason
to start a conversation!
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353. And then, if I'm lucky,
someday I'll be able
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354. to talk to him IRL, too!
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355. [REI PSYGER-0]
Severing attack!
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356. Rook-smasher!
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357. They're really
goin' nuts over there.
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358. I doubt those novice PKers
will be able to take out
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360. If I've learned one thing
from fighting him in SLF,
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361. it's that the skills
he's gained
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362. from playing so many
terrible games,
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363. in every genre imaginable,
are worth more
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364. than all the coin, unique items
or high-level stats here.
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365. All that experience
is a huge asset
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366. in the polished world
of Shangri-La Frontier.
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367. I heard his buddy Katzo's
started playing as well,
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368. so now with Sunraku,
that project of mine
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369. is more possible than ever.
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370. Is that...
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371. Psyger-Zero?
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372. First, he pulls in
the Zookeeper,
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373. and now the Attack Master?
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374. Sunraku, old pal, I'm so glad
I went through the trouble
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376. I hit you with five curses.
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377. And yes, you played it smart,
and defended yourself with
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378. a powerful item.
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379. But one Karmic Straw Doll,
only has the ability
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380. to reflect a maximum
of five debuffs.
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381. You haven't seen
my final hand,
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383. SLF Theater!
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384. Mini!
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385. If you've ever wanted to try
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in all the lands,
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