1. We live in a world
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4. In fact, most are released
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and fade into obscurity.
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6. But there's one that's captured
the imagination of the masses.
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7. A fully immersive VR MMO
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players world-wide.
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9. The definitive
triple-A Experience,
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10. Shangri-La Frontier!
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11. One such player,
Rakuro Hizutome.
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his trash-game obsession
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at a God-tier title!
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on his horizon,
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15. who knows what exciting
new adventures await!
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16. Now that I've tested my theory,
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17. it's time to discuss
our gameplan.
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18. Whoo-hoo!
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19. - Ignore the scrubs!
- Huh?
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20. Beeline for the area boss!
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21. And that's it!
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22. Hop on, quick!
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23. Right-o!
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24. Marshes in SLF
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25. share a defining
characteristic.
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26. They suck one leg into the mud,
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27. and keep it trapped
until the other foot
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29. This creates a forced
"walking state."
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30. Which means...
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31. This boss is an agility-main's
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33. My speed is practically
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34. useless in this fight.
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35. What's a bird gonna do?
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36. How does a giant shark
dive into mud this shallow?
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37. That's game logic, for ya.
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38. Here he comes, Sunraku!
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39. We're all doomed!
He's gonna skin us alive!
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40. I can't look—
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41. Where's your Vorpal Soul, dude?
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42. You might wanna hang on!
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43. Righty-o!
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44. Slide Move!
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45. Thanks to my tussle
with Lycagon,
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46. I gained enough experience
to upgrade a bunch of skills.
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47. And if I wanna win this fight,
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48. I gotta use 'em!
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49. First up,
an evolution of Perfect Parry.
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50. Repel Counter!
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51. You never cease
to impress me, friend!
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52. All I really did
was just delay the inevitable.
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53. Still got a fish to fry.
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54. I'm only two seconds
into this battle,
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55. and I've already burned
my two best
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56. damage evasion skills.
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57. Now they're on cooldown.
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58. Without 'em, I'm as useful
as a stick in the mud.
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59. What do I do?
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60. Magic Edge!
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61. Yay! A textbook success!
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62. - How'd you do that?
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63. - Magic?
- Of course, it was!
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64. Real magic!
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65. Typical me.
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66. I've been so laser-focused
on soloing every challenge,
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67. that I forgot I had a partner.
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68. I'm not wild about relying
on a stronger party member
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especially an NPC,
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70. but she went through
the trouble
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71. to get me an opening,
and I'm not gonna waste it!
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72. Let's go, Emul!
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73. We'll close the gap
with Accel while he's down!
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74. Left! Right! Left! Right!
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75. One step at a time.
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76. Oh, this freakin' sucks!
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77. Hope you're ready.
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78. For the advanced version
of Screw Pierce.
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79. Spiral Edge!
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80. Time to bring it home!
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81. Edge Climb!
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82. - Okay! Emul!
- What is it?
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83. You got another big bang?
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84. Um, I can certainly give it
another try!
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85. Right, and now Add Spell!
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86. Whoo! That tickles!
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87. Hyup! I've played
too many trash games
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88. with broken platforming
to fail!
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89. You're gonna have to work
a lot harder for this snack!
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90. Oh, darn
my cooldown's over.
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92. Big bang coming right up!
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93. Power-Boost Magic Edge!
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94. Hell, yeah!
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95. Now I'm impressed with you!
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96. Nice shot!
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97. My poor clothes!
I knew this was gonna happen!
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98. That spell
really packs a punch!
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99. He's gotta be...
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100. Huh?
Okay. Where'd he go?
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101. Not good.
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102. They have earthquakes here?
I can't move!
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103. It's like my feet
are glued to the mud!
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104. This is what I was
telling you about!
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105. And it rockets out
of the ground!
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106. So if you wanna win,
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107. you've gotta find a way
to stop it in place!
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108. Huh?
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109. Huh?
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110. Look out! Sunraku!
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111. It threw me into the air?
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112. Hit like that shoulda
been an insta-kill.
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113. But it barely hurt me at all.
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114. Oh, no. I'm way too high.
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115. This area's boss,
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116. the Mud Digger,
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117. is a mole-like quadruped
with the head of a shark
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118. and the whiskers of a catfish.
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119. When its HP falls below
a certain threshold,
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120. the creature exhibits
its most notable skillset.
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121. The Mud Digger burrows deep
into the marsh,
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122. causing the ground to vibrate
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123. and hold its opponents
in place.
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124. Then, it suddenly resurfaces,
ramming an enemy into the air.
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125. If a player attempts
to solo it.
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126. This skill will have
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success rate.
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128. As long as they remain
in the zone,
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129. the boss will eventually
shave away the player's HP
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130. through fall damage.
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131. Which is how it earned
the nickname,
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132. the "solo killer."
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133. Tryin' to kill me
with fall damage?
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134. Every time this mud-puppy
smacks me into the air
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135. with his love tap,
the more I think,
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136. whoever designed
these battle mechanics
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137. is a no-good,
dirty-rotten prick!
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138. Player skill is null and void,
this is cheap!
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139. What should I do?
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140. Maybe Emul could slow
my descent with her Magic Edge?
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141. Nah, the damage
would vaporize me.
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142. Any spells, or useful items,
there has to be something!
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143. Nope. Game over, man.
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144. Game over.
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145. I don't think
I'll ever get used
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147. The full body shock
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148. that wracks you
with physical tension
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149. just before you lose
all your senses.
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150. Some devs push the boundaries
of realism too far.
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151. It's a real good way
to get your game banned.
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152. Sunraku!
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153. Where the heck's
your Vorpal Spirit?
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154. Huh?
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155. There's
a skill called "Meteor Fall"
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156. that utilizes
a player's inertia
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157. as they hurtle
towards the earth.
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158. Sunraku had picked up a lot
of momentum from his free fall.
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159. Which continued to build
after Emul teleported him.
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160. A fall of this magnitude
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161. should have been fatal
for any player.
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162. But, because of Emul's
quick thinking,
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163. that inertia became
a powerful weapon.
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164. This, was no "Meteor Fall."
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165. It was a "Mistake Meteor Fall!"
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166. How the hell'd I survive that?
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167. Huh?
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168. Simply splendid,
my feathery friend!
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169. There were so many
moving parts in that battle.
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170. For once, I felt like
I could barely keep up!
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172. you were simply splendid!
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173. Thanks! But I'd prefer it
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174. if you didn't mock
my choice of words.
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175. The odds of me beating
the Mud Digger were
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as me beating Lycagon.
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177. Mm-hmm.
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178. But this time,
we're alive, baby!
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179. If I wanna replenish my HP,
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180. I guess I'm gonna need a lot
more than a handful of herbs.
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181. Oh, my stars.
You shoveled them in!
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182. Yeah, that's the only way
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183. I can reach my mouth
under this mask.
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184. That was nuts.
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185. Emul ended up being
way stronger than I imagined.
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186. She carried me in that fight,
not the other way around,
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187. and after I talked
such a big game, too.
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188. Well, I better put her to work
as my personal mascot
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189. until we're the same level.
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190. Might be the only way to stay
motivated after that fight.
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191. Just a little longer
to Thirdrema!
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192. Then, I can open
a teleport gate
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193. so we can kick back
and relax
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195. I can hardly wait!
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196. Right!
I'm glad you brought that up.
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197. How are we gonna keep you
hidden once we get to town?
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198. I'm afraid we'll start
another frenzy,
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199. may even get attacked
by some loonies.
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200. Well, if you're really worried.
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201. No time like the present
to dust this off!
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202. Dust what?
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203. The secret-est
of all secret treasures
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205. As a friend,
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206. I must ask you
to keep this between us!
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207. Sure.
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208. Metamorphose Go!
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209. Huh?
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210. Didn't expect that, huh?
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211. Now we can take in the town
without drawing
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of suspicion!
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213. How strange.
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214. Here I was,
thinking I was playing
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215. Japan's flagship MMO.
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216. "Explore the world," they said.
"Enjoy the world!" they said.
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217. At least, I thought that was
Shangri-La Frontier's tagline.
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218. What'dya think?
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219. But this?
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220. Did I lose you?
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221. No, this is
a different beast altogether
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222. Sunraku!
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223. Hello?
Sunraku, can you hear me?
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224. This is some
straight-up anthro-bunny-girl
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226. Huh?
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227. Pardon?
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228. Shape-shifting
is rather exhausting,
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229. so I'll wait to transform
until we're near Thirdrema.
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230. In my current state,
I can only hold it
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231. for about four or five minutes.
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232. Oh, I get it.
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233. You'll wait until we get
to a secluded spot in-town,
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to your normal self.
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235. But here's the thing,
my friend.
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236. There's a major problem
with your plan.
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237. Who knows,
one might even say,
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238. it contains a Vorpal-class
fatal flaw.
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239. Huh?
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240. You're traveling
with a half-naked bird-man.
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241. We're already
a walking freak-show!
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242. Welp.
It's not every day
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243. you get to play
the hapless girl
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244. dragging around
a banged-up streaker
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245. wearing an animal's head.
Good luck!
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246. When you put it that way,
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247. my legs feel as heavy
as they did in the marsh.
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248. Wow!
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249. It's as huge and magnificent
as I remember!
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250. Uh-huh.
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251. So that's Thirdrema, huh?
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252. Well, you seem to be
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What gives?
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254. I'm not exactly
an ancient warrior,
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255. but I'm no spring chicken, either.
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256. I've seen my share of
cool places over the years.
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257. Spectacular!
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258. Ah, to be a pioneer,
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259. traveling to all the various
strange and mysterious lands!
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260. Let's get this show
on the road!
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261. Get ready to transform yourself
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of this couple!
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263. Righty-o!
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264. Good sir!
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265. What happened
to all of your clothes?
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266. Were you beset
by the highwaymen?
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267. And, checkmate.
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268. She's invisible next to me.
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the marks of a soldier
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271. From belly to legs, it seems.
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272. Gentlemen, you do not know
the man you question!
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273. He, uh, has a past,
my dear guardians.
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275. you'd both be hard-pressed
not to weep!
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276. Huh?
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278. he was reborn
as a great warrior!
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empowered by the Gods
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of lifetimes past, Lycagon,
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282. But, like many
lifetimes before.
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284. A grain of sand on the beaches
of destiny's whims.
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285. Our poor champion was inflicted
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of the devilish Nightstalker!
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287. She pulled that backstory
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289. But unable to escape
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291. he drifts on the seas of fate!
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293. on the eternal journey
to remove the curse
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of his eons of failures!
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295. Behold, our lonesome drifter,
Sunraku the Sad!
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Sacred Champion
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298. Sunraku the Sad has only begun
to enter the next chapter!
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299. - But ma'am, we—
- But? Don't "but" me,
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Where the Wind Blows
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303. Fine! I get it, he's pitiful!
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304. And yes,
half-naked travelers are rare,
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306. Go on, you may pass!
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- Yeah.
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or am I getting more
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looks than usual?
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311. Uh, yeah.
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312. Huh?
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313. I recognize that mask.
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315. Oh. Um...
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316. And who are you, now?
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317. No, don't leave!
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318. Aw.
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319. He could have at least told me
how to tame it before he left.
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320. I took a screenshot!
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321. We can ask about it
on the forums!
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Maybe the veteran players
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324. Lemme see.
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325. "I have a quick question for
all of you SLF vets out there.
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326. I was picking up some
new equipment in Secondale
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this naked guy."
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328. "He had the most adorable
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with him.
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330. I just wanna know
how to befriend
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332. Okay, and send!
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333. What's with
the freak in the bird mask?
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334. You can get arrested
for streaking in Secondale.
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335. The girl said it talks.
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336. What?
Since when do they do that?
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337. OMG.
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338. It's so precious, I wanna die!
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339. The devs haven't added
any tamable companions
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340. other than the standard dogs
and cats, right?
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341. Is this a hack?
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344. The way he's running, it sure
doesn't look like you did.
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345. Uh, what permission?
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346. Wait, should I have
asked for that?
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348. Isn't everyone taking
screenshots all the time?
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349. W-What's his name?
Sunraku. Yeah.
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352. What's
with all the crazy tattoos?
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a pattern like that
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my character.
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355. You're kidding me!
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356. This naked bozo found Lycagon?
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running into it.
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360. how'd he end up with his curse?
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363. Huh? Ashura Kai, huh?
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364. Isn't that the PK clan?
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365. Yikes.
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better watch his back.
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367. [PSYGER-100] I'd love to chat
with him in person.
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368. Hey, Sunraku,
if you're reading this message.
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369. Reach out
to any player you see
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and sword emblem.
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371. [PSYGER-100] I'm sorry that
so much of your info
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373. but our clan can help
protect you.
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374. He's got Lycagon's Mark?
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375. Damn.
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376. Psyger's chiming in?
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377. Even the celebrity
achievement hunters
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378. are paying attention.
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379. He's got a helluva spotlight
on him.
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380. They're acting like
he's an event boss, himself.
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381. Maybe I should join
this little hunt.
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382. I just want an answer.
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383. Please, be straight-up with me.
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384. How'd you manage to tame
a Vorpal Bunny companion?
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385. - I gotta know!
- Huh?
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386. Oh, don't play dumb with me.
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387. I saw it.
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388. You had a talking bunny
on your shoulder,
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389. with a li'l top-hat
and everything!
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390. How'd that info get leaked?
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391. Was it when we were
in Secondale?
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392. What do I do?
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393. Please!
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394. There's no way in hell
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395. I'm spillin' the beans
on that unique scenario.
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396. Besides, it's not like I know
how I triggered it, anyway.
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397. Well... if I'm being
completely honest with you.
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398. Huh?
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399. Nobody likes
a greedy little hoarder.
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400. Everyone should be able to join
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on these kinds of things.
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402. Right,
Revolutionary Knight Sunraku?
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403. Pencil Knight.
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404. You chose to show up now?
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405. Come on. That's no way
to talk to a vixen.
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406. Please, don't treat me
like some annoying
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407. random encounter.
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408. And, by the way.
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409. I use that name in a different
incarnation altogether.
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410. Here, in the world of SLF,
call me Arthur Pencilgon.
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411. Huh?
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412. SLF Theater!
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413. Mini!
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414. Man, why's everyone so quiet?
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415. Hey, Dad. I mean, "Boss."
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416. Thank you for the opportunities
you've given me,
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417. but it appears, at last,
my time has come.
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418. Allow me to demonstrate
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419. the abilities your training
has afforded me.
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420. Feast your eyes upon
the strength of my Vorpal Soul!
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421. Oh, my God,
her eyes are literally on fire.
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422. What's she gonna do?
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423. Heave! Ho! Heave! Ho!
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424. I transcend bunny-hood
as the power
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426. You're pounding mochi
for a festival?
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427. Ah, this is simply scrumptious!
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428. I could go
for a packet of soy sauce.
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429. SLF Theater!
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430. Mini!
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431. Ribbit.
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432. Sure, I can absolutely
empathize with that!
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433. I have too many
siblings to count,
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435. If I don't eat quickly,
my food will get snatched off
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that rests before me!
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