1. Hey.Copy !req
2. I'm living under a highway
with a dead guy,Copy !req
3. and I didn't miss Shameless
last week.Copy !req
4. Get your shit together, man.Copy !req
5. I appreciated
all your help today,Copy !req
6. but I didn't ask for it.Copy !req
7. I chose booze
a long time ago.Copy !req
8. You don't like what you see,
don't look.Copy !req
9. For a small fee, I'll get you
and your family across.Copy !req
10. Hey, Frank,
if you're going to Canada,Copy !req
11. can you bring me back
some Canadian insulin?Copy !req
12. It's 50 percent cheaper
up there.Copy !req
13. The fuck is this?Copy !req
14. This is a piece of shitCopy !req
15. that you're gonna turn
into not a piece of shit.Copy !req
16. This isn't
what it looks like.Copy !req
17. What, like you got
some other girl pregnant?Copy !req
18. It happened when Sierra and I
weren't together.Copy !req
19. Sierra know?Copy !req
20. I haven't had a chance
to tell her yet.Copy !req
21. It looks like you've had
nine months to tell her.Copy !req
22. - Are you a homosexual, Ian?
- Indeed, I am.Copy !req
23. Would you like
to come up to the altarCopy !req
24. and bring Jesus
back into your life?Copy !req
25. I already got
Jesus in my life.Copy !req
26. Any of you queers
sick of this bullshitCopy !req
27. and want to get out of here?Copy !req
28. You were awesome.Copy !req
29. Going at it with that pastor.
It's on YouTube.Copy !req
30. It already got,
like, 1,000 hits.Copy !req
31. - Irish Ford?
- Yes.Copy !req
32. - He's the father?
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. Yeah, for both of us.Copy !req
34. - And our kids are gonna look...
- Oh.Copy !req
35. just like that.Copy !req
36. Is that—that's one
of Ford's?Copy !req
37. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
38. - Five kids, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
39. It's getting
a little out of hand.Copy !req
40. Now who's complicated?Copy !req
41. Huh.Copy !req
42. There's usually
a ribbon on this tree.Copy !req
43. That way.Copy !req
44. Do you know
where you're going?Copy !req
45. Uh, straight
and to the left.Copy !req
46. But I think we passed
that tree before.Copy !req
47. Are we even in Canada yet?Copy !req
48. Shut up.Copy !req
49. Just a little bit further.
Here we go.Copy !req
50. Get down!Copy !req
51. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
52. Operation Abort.Copy !req
53. I repeat, Operation Abort!Copy !req
54. - Oh, my God.
- What's going on?Copy !req
55. Just go north.
Go north.Copy !req
56. - Wha—
- Just keep going north.Copy !req
57. - I can't—
- Everything will be fine.Copy !req
58. - Go north.
- But who is that?Copy !req
59. - I can't see anybody out there.
- Go fucking—Copy !req
60. - I don't know who it is.
- Is it bandits or thugs?Copy !req
61. There's not enough room, okay?Copy !req
62. Go find another tree.Copy !req
63. Jesus Christ,
you're like a bad dream.Copy !req
64. I don't know who it is.Copy !req
65. - Do you see anybody?
- No, I don't see—Copy !req
66. Hello. Wrong side
of the border, boys, eh?Copy !req
67. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
68. Think we found
your hiking trail.Copy !req
69. Oh, shit.
What time is it?Copy !req
70. It's still early.Copy !req
71. Mm.Copy !req
72. I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to sleep over.Copy !req
73. No worries.Copy !req
74. - I'm sort of hard to resist.
- Mm.Copy !req
75. Yeah, well,Copy !req
76. standing up for
gender nonconformistsCopy !req
77. kind of makes you
irresistible.Copy !req
78. Oh, well, I can quoteCopy !req
79. some misinterpreted
Bible verses right nowCopy !req
80. if it'll get you off.Copy !req
81. I should go.Copy !req
82. This is...Copy !req
83. it's kind of nice,Copy !req
84. like, us being a thing again,Copy !req
85. right?Copy !req
86. Jury's still out.Copy !req
87. Fucker.Copy !req
88. You're getting tougher,
Gallagher.Copy !req
89. You didn't cry once.Copy !req
90. Yeah, I think my, uh,
pain threshold is improving.Copy !req
91. You, uh, wanna grab breakfast?Copy !req
92. Gotta get to the crib.
My niece is getting dropped off.Copy !req
93. Oh, you got a niece?Copy !req
94. My sister's kid.
Xan.Copy !req
95. Oh, you got a sister?Copy !req
96. Half sister.Copy !req
97. My shithead dad's kid
with some skank he barely knew.Copy !req
98. She's been in and out
of rehab, like, 100 times.Copy !req
99. Oh.Copy !req
100. I look after her kid
sometimes.Copy !req
101. Hey, it was cool
having you stay over.Copy !req
102. You get soft on me and I'll
bury my knee into your throat.Copy !req
103. Okay.Copy !req
104. Fiona, your dog's
been barking all fuckin' night.Copy !req
105. Wasn't Rusty.
He was with me at the apartment.Copy !req
106. This is where we first
made ramen noodles together.Copy !req
107. What's with the... documentary?Copy !req
108. Oh, I'm making
a video scrapbook for my booCopy !req
109. before he goes AWOL on me.Copy !req
110. Kassidi's having
some separation anxietyCopy !req
111. with me leaving to go back to
the academy in a couple weeks.Copy !req
112. She wants to make sure
I rememberCopy !req
113. the goods I got
back at home.Copy !req
114. This is where
you first went down on me.Copy !req
115. She's crazy about me.Copy !req
116. Oh, place is turning
into the fuckin' Super 8.Copy !req
117. Yeah, that's why I've been
sleeping at my building.Copy !req
118. What, you haven't rented
that apartment yet?Copy !req
119. No, I will.
Just...Copy !req
120. too many folks crashing here
right now.Copy !req
121. Hey, we get another dog?Copy !req
122. That's Toto.
He's tied up outside.Copy !req
123. The fuck's a Toto?Copy !req
124. Belongs to the hipster couple
up the street.Copy !req
125. Got a job dog sitting.Copy !req
126. Like 101 Dalmatians
up in here.Copy !req
127. Yeah, Toto sounds pissed, Debs.Copy !req
128. Yeah, he gets barky sometimes.
I can't figure out why.Copy !req
129. But they pay 40 bucks a day,Copy !req
130. and I need money
for welding school tuition.Copy !req
131. - Mornin'.
- Morning.Copy !req
132. You and, uh, Trev
boning again?Copy !req
133. Definitely turning a corner.Copy !req
134. Everybody's boning somebody
but me?Copy !req
135. We don't call it boning.Copy !req
136. It's uniting our souls.Copy !req
137. Duran and I call it
"besties with benefits."Copy !req
138. Does a hickey count?Copy !req
139. I hope you're all
double-bagging.Copy !req
140. This place is already
too crowded.Copy !req
141. Burn this into your mind.Copy !req
142. Ready to take on
Svetlana today?Copy !req
143. Dominance is in my DNA.Copy !req
144. It was hibernating inside me
like a baby bear.Copy !req
145. But now I'm woke.Copy !req
146. - Mm.
- Grown and grizzly.Copy !req
147. You wanna practice
the rules again?Copy !req
148. I'm a man, V.Copy !req
149. Men don't practice.
We perform.Copy !req
150. Svetlana is a professional
ballbuster.Copy !req
151. You gotta come strong.Copy !req
152. Oh, I'm gonna lay down the law
at The Alibi.Copy !req
153. No more Mr. Nice Guy.Copy !req
154. There are new rules,Copy !req
155. there's a new attitude, and...Copy !req
156. I want to be called "sir."Copy !req
157. "Sir Kev."Copy !req
158. No, nah, just... just "sir."Copy !req
159. Maybe "Sir Ball"?Copy !req
160. I want her
wearing a uniform.Copy !req
161. One of those ugly grandma blouse
that you tie up to the neck.Copy !req
162. I'm tired of her flashing
her ta-tas all around.Copy !req
163. From now on, your ta-tasCopy !req
164. will be the only ta-tas
getting flashed.Copy !req
165. This bacon?Copy !req
166. It's not crispy enough.
Do it again.Copy !req
167. Dominance.Copy !req
168. Boom.Copy !req
169. You guys actually
do wear those hats.Copy !req
170. I thought that was
only in cartoons.Copy !req
171. So you 'fugees come here,Copy !req
172. pick up some Invokana, Advair,
EpiPens, smuggle it back.Copy !req
173. Hey, we're servants
of a just cause, huh?Copy !req
174. Health care in the States
rapes the elderly and the poor.Copy !req
175. Our way's the only wayCopy !req
176. some grandpa's not gonna
keel over from leukemiaCopy !req
177. before his 90th birthday.Copy !req
178. Or a kid in some tenementCopy !req
179. doesn't stop breathing
after a peanut butter sandwich.Copy !req
180. Lot of cash.Copy !req
181. How much
were you planning to buy?Copy !req
182. Well...Copy !req
183. what do you say
you just drop us right up here,Copy !req
184. you hold on to the stash
for some Tim Hortons?Copy !req
185. No harm, no foul.Copy !req
186. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey.Copy !req
187. I'm gonna pretend you didn't
just attempt to bribeCopy !req
188. a member of Her Majesty's
Royal Canadian Mounted Police.Copy !req
189. How 'bout you pretend
you didn't just arrest us?Copy !req
190. This poor homeless manCopy !req
191. needs asylum from
the war-torn streets of Aleppo.Copy !req
192. The United States
turned its back on him.Copy !req
193. I'm a computational
biologist at LoyolaCopy !req
194. who overstayed my visa.Copy !req
195. I'm soliciting
empathy, Muhammad.Copy !req
196. Nobody likes a braggart.Copy !req
197. It's Rami.
Sounds nothing like Muhammad.Copy !req
198. Ow! Ah! Jesus!Copy !req
199. What was that?Copy !req
200. The fuck?Copy !req
201. That, Mr. Computer Biology,
was a gift from Allah.Copy !req
202. Let's go.Copy !req
203. - Come on, come on, come on.
- Wait.Copy !req
204. - Are they dead?
- Uh...Copy !req
205. Let's go.Copy !req
206. Ouch!Copy !req
207. What are you doing?
The border is south.Copy !req
208. I'm not going back.
I'm headed north.Copy !req
209. I'm not staying here.Copy !req
210. God damn it!Copy !req
211. I am not going back!Copy !req
212. Oh, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
213. - No, you don't. No, you don't.
- Come on. Come on.Copy !req
214. - No. No.
- Let's go. We gotta go this—Copy !req
215. - Let's go this way!
- No! No!Copy !req
216. It's right around here.
Some issue with the roof.Copy !req
217. One of my tenants
complained about leaking?Copy !req
218. Looks like exposed flashing.
Take a look.Copy !req
219. Definitely gonna have
to re-tarCopy !req
220. around the entire perimeter.Copy !req
221. Thinking it should be, like,
a one-day job, you know?Copy !req
222. Cost you about 675.Copy !req
223. $675?Copy !req
224. Materials and labor included.
You don't want to wait on this.Copy !req
225. You'll end up
with rain damage, mold.Copy !req
226. End up costing you
a lot more in the long run.Copy !req
227. Five hundred, and I'll
refer you to Margo Mierzejewski.Copy !req
228. She's rehabbing a lot
of properties around here.Copy !req
229. Definitely gonna
need some roofing.Copy !req
230. I'll do it for 550,
half up front.Copy !req
231. - Cash okay?
- You got a deal.Copy !req
232. What if you applied
for a single room?Copy !req
233. That way, I can sneak in
at night and visit you.Copy !req
234. We live in barracks.
Twenty dudes to a room.Copy !req
235. Well, I can park
a trailer nearby.Copy !req
236. Then you can sneak out
and visit me.Copy !req
237. We can FaceTime
after evening chowCopy !req
238. and on the weekends.Copy !req
239. What about conjugal visits?Copy !req
240. I mean, I can't go a monthCopy !req
241. without seeing you
and your little soldier.Copy !req
242. Me and my big soldier.Copy !req
243. We can do stuff over the phone.
It'll be freaky.Copy !req
244. I'm not gonna
see you for months.Copy !req
245. I mean, I'm proud of you for
serving your country and all,Copy !req
246. but what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
247. I can't go back
and live at my parents'Copy !req
248. while I leave you
to the military slut groupies.Copy !req
249. There's no girls.Copy !req
250. There's always girls.Copy !req
251. I am not losing you
to some bitchCopy !req
252. with a fucking uniform fetish.Copy !req
253. You really wanna
leave this behind?Copy !req
254. And we're gonna get
some beds here,Copy !req
255. soon as we get
our occupancy permits.Copy !req
256. He gonna have to pay anything?Copy !req
257. Shelter's free.Copy !req
258. My folks kicked him out
for good this time.Copy !req
259. Still beats having 'em
pray over me day and night.Copy !req
260. Thanks for getting him
out of thereCopy !req
261. before they sent him
to that homo rehab.Copy !req
262. This place seems cool.Copy !req
263. It's for those of us who were
told we don't belong anywhere.Copy !req
264. I mean, there's a lot
of people who believe thatCopy !req
265. Jesus wasn't just
some homophobic prick, right?Copy !req
266. - Can I help you?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
267. Are you the guy
from YouTube?Copy !req
268. Who are you?Copy !req
269. I'm Deacon Jason Cook,Copy !req
270. from Ebenezer Baptist Church.Copy !req
271. This here is Father Monroe
from Saint Elizabeth's.Copy !req
272. And, um, we want to discuss
your message.Copy !req
273. My message is,
Jesus is nonbinary,Copy !req
274. so deal with it, Deacon.Copy !req
275. Amen to that.Copy !req
276. We support
an inclusive vision, son.Copy !req
277. We're not here
to contradict you.Copy !req
278. Mm-mm.
We want to thank you.Copy !req
279. Your words have been inspiring.
I think...Copy !req
280. I think you're
what the people need.Copy !req
281. New rule.Copy !req
282. No more of your ta-tas
hanging out.Copy !req
283. This is a decent
establishment.Copy !req
284. There will be
a dress code.Copy !req
285. This is shirt
to bury Catholic nun in, huh?Copy !req
286. Not to sell drinks.Copy !req
287. It's your new uniform.Copy !req
288. This will teach you a lessonCopy !req
289. that you don't fuck over
the people you love.Copy !req
290. "Tupyye."Copy !req
291. "Tupyye."
You say that a lot.Copy !req
292. It means "stupid," right?Copy !req
293. Well, here's a new new rule.Copy !req
294. You don't call us stupid
anymore.Copy !req
295. Dominance.Copy !req
296. Boom.Copy !req
297. Gotta tell you, kid,Copy !req
298. I looked over Mr. Youens' case,Copy !req
299. and there's not much to go on.Copy !req
300. He was in court drunk?Copy !req
301. Yeah, it's not
his finest moment.Copy !req
302. Um...Copy !req
303. how much time do you think
he's gonna get?Copy !req
304. Probably the max.Copy !req
305. Right, but...
I mean, he's old.Copy !req
306. Can't you plead hardship
or something?Copy !req
307. We got 30 days to appeal
after sentencing.Copy !req
308. I'll do my best,
but I'm not Houdini, kid.Copy !req
309. We knock a couple years off,
that's a hell of a win.Copy !req
310. All right, w-what else
can I do?Copy !req
311. Commissary money.
They always need that.Copy !req
312. Yo, man,
can I grab you for a second?Copy !req
313. I'm-I'm kind of busy
right now.Copy !req
314. I just wanted to, uh...Copy !req
315. All right—shh.Copy !req
316. Excuse me.Copy !req
317. Look, I just wanted to sayCopy !req
318. I appreciate you
not ratting me out, you know?Copy !req
319. Yeah, you tell her yet?Copy !req
320. I'm gonna. It just
hasn't been the right time.Copy !req
321. All right, just keep me
out of it, okay?Copy !req
322. What's up?Copy !req
323. Hey, babe.
Um...Copy !req
324. can I have your car keys?
I gotta run some errands.Copy !req
325. Sure.
You guys cool?Copy !req
326. - Yeah, we're cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
327. Toto. Toto.Copy !req
328. Hi, um, I'm here to discuss
payment options for my class,Copy !req
329. Advanced Arc Welding,
second level.Copy !req
330. - Name?
- Gallagher, Debra.Copy !req
331. Your tuition is 2,500.
Check or credit card?Copy !req
332. I don't actually have
that much.Copy !req
333. How much do you have?Copy !req
334. Saved about...
200 bucks cash to put down.Copy !req
335. You can put that down,
but the deadlineCopy !req
336. for registration
is tomorrow.Copy !req
337. And we're gonna need
the remaining 2,300Copy !req
338. to hold your slot.Copy !req
339. That your son?Copy !req
340. Grandson.Copy !req
341. This is my daughter.Copy !req
342. Her name's Franny.Copy !req
343. I had her a couple years ago.Copy !req
344. Her father ran off and
left me pregnant all by myself.Copy !req
345. I've been begging
on street corners.Copy !req
346. I almost lost her
to Child Services.Copy !req
347. I need this welding certificate
so I can get a good jobCopy !req
348. and make real money
and make her proud of me.Copy !req
349. So I can stop feeling like I
messed up my life by having her,Copy !req
350. because she makes
my life better.Copy !req
351. Okay.Copy !req
352. I'm gonna sign you up
retroactivelyCopy !req
353. for the deferred plan.Copy !req
354. Here.Copy !req
355. Bring this back tomorrow
with 300 bucks.Copy !req
356. Add it to the 200
that you already put down.Copy !req
357. That's 20 percent
of the tuition.Copy !req
358. I can't bend past that.Copy !req
359. Thank you. I'll have it.
I really appreciate it.Copy !req
360. - Have a good day.
- You too.Copy !req
361. Toto! Toto!Copy !req
362. Toto, stop.Copy !req
363. Sorry about that, ma'am.
She gets weird sometimes.Copy !req
364. Come. Bad dog.Copy !req
365. Ah!
Jesus, man.Copy !req
366. Shut the fuck up,
would you?Copy !req
367. Look, look, look, look, look.
A cabin.Copy !req
368. We gotta find something
to cut these cuffs.Copy !req
369. We're gonna have to break in.Copy !req
370. I'm not breaking
into anything.Copy !req
371. Oh, you want
to get righteous now?Copy !req
372. Now you want
to start obeying the laws?Copy !req
373. You are old.
You are white.Copy !req
374. I am not old.
I am brown.Copy !req
375. Who do you think
they're gonna throw the book at?Copy !req
376. Well, I didn't hear you
complaining aboutCopy !req
377. the white man when you
were depending on meCopy !req
378. for your personal
freedom and safety.Copy !req
379. I gave you $200
to lead a hike.Copy !req
380. You're not a freedom fighter.Copy !req
381. You're a—you're a—
you're an overpaid Boy Scout.Copy !req
382. I should have charged you
double for ingratitude.Copy !req
383. - I'm gonna have to kick it in.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
384. It's Canada.
Nobody locks their doors.Copy !req
385. Ah, there's no saw.Copy !req
386. Are you, uh—
are you left-handed or right?Copy !req
387. What?
Whoa!Copy !req
388. You gotta make sacrifices
for freedom, Muhammad.Copy !req
389. What are you—Copy !req
390. Hmm.Copy !req
391. - Come on, let's go!
- Shit.Copy !req
392. Yo, ditch the weed!Copy !req
393. Jesus, Toto.Copy !req
394. Is that what
you've been barking at?Copy !req
395. What the hell?Copy !req
396. Hey.Copy !req
397. Place is looking good.Copy !req
398. Yeah, I spruced it up a bit.Copy !req
399. Been sleeping here to get out
of my overcrowded house.Copy !req
400. I kind of like it.Copy !req
401. So thanks for helping me out.Copy !req
402. I was just gonna throw a nail
in it and hammer it down.Copy !req
403. Jesus, you're killing me.Copy !req
404. Never put a nail in the tongue
and groove; you'll split it.Copy !req
405. Okay.Copy !req
406. Touch it.Copy !req
407. - What?
- The wood.Copy !req
408. - What?
- The floor.Copy !req
409. It's historic.Copy !req
410. Well, this time, I gotta
pay you for your work.Copy !req
411. It wasn't work.
It was charity.Copy !req
412. You saying I'm a charity case?Copy !req
413. No.
Your floors are.Copy !req
414. What are you doing later?Copy !req
415. Tonight?Copy !req
416. This afternoon.Copy !req
417. Some friends are going bowling.Copy !req
418. Trendy spot.Copy !req
419. Good happy hour menu.
Should be fun.Copy !req
420. Are you asking me on a date?Copy !req
421. Just telling you where I'll be.Copy !req
422. 'Cause I don't want
to get too complicated.Copy !req
423. You can't help what you are.Copy !req
424. I'll text you the info.Copy !req
425. Come if you can.Copy !req
426. It'll be an enlarged photo.Copy !req
427. I'm grown, loser.Copy !req
428. Yes, I know what
it's a picture of.Copy !req
429. It's my vagina.Copy !req
430. I'm gonna go get us some Cokes.Copy !req
431. Yeah, I want it hanging up in
his dorm room, larger than life.Copy !req
432. Can I get two Cokes
and some woman advice?Copy !req
433. Ah-ah, lay it on me.Copy !req
434. Kassidi's freaking out
'cause I have to go backCopy !req
435. to military school.Copy !req
436. She's worried it's gonna
end our relationship.Copy !req
437. Well, she's probably right.Copy !req
438. Teenage relationships
don't have a high success rate.Copy !req
439. Teenage relationships are
only good for herpes and mono.Copy !req
440. Sounds like she's looking
for you to make a move.Copy !req
441. What kind of move?Copy !req
442. A romantic gesture to show
how much you love her.Copy !req
443. I once shaved my pubes
into a "V" for V.Copy !req
444. But it looked like
it stood for "vagina."Copy !req
445. My advice: think it through.Copy !req
446. Anything simpler?Copy !req
447. Nipple piercing.
Small but meaningful.Copy !req
448. Could get her name
tattooed over your heart.Copy !req
449. Or put a collar around your
balls and give her the leash.Copy !req
450. If she's pressuring you, you
need to tell her to fall back.Copy !req
451. Military school
got your shit together.Copy !req
452. Can't let anybody
screw that up for you.Copy !req
453. Well, she helped me earn
the money for military school.Copy !req
454. She's not trying to screw me up.
She loves me.Copy !req
455. Mm, 'sup, gang?
What are we all talking about?Copy !req
456. We're talking about
how important it isCopy !req
457. for Carl to stay in school.Copy !req
458. Thanks a lot, V.
Kass, wait up.Copy !req
459. You're mutilating
my fucking heart!Copy !req
460. That kid is doomed.Copy !req
461. I am looking
for Svetlana Yevgenivna,Copy !req
462. pozhaluista.Copy !req
463. Svetlana!
Customer!Copy !req
464. Freelania Alexeyevich?Copy !req
465. I am blast from whoring past,
no?Copy !req
466. Hey!
No speaking Russian!Copy !req
467. Five minutes and you're back
unloading the liquor stock.Copy !req
468. What do you want?Copy !req
469. You helped to smuggle me
into this country.Copy !req
470. Freelania Alexeyevich
always repays her debts.Copy !req
471. You said you would drop deadCopy !req
472. before I could find anyone
to turn me from whore to wife.Copy !req
473. I would like to see you
die now, please.Copy !req
474. Not true.Copy !req
475. You were always
ugly bottom-feeder,Copy !req
476. only good for hand jobs.Copy !req
477. Very true.Copy !req
478. It's too bad you are still...Copy !req
479. bitter prostitute slave
working for poor people.Copy !req
480. If you weren't
such a cunt, madam,Copy !req
481. you might be able
to marry well too.Copy !req
482. $4,500 for 40 pounds
of lube and vagina cleanse.Copy !req
483. Debt repaid.Copy !req
484. Now you are
a "ugly bottom-feeder."Copy !req
485. Break time's over.Copy !req
486. Youens.Copy !req
487. Account number 79877821.Copy !req
488. Okay, uh, 30 bucks, please?Copy !req
489. Great, and-and do I getCopy !req
490. a confirmation number
on that or...Copy !req
491. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
492. Thank you.Copy !req
493. Sal,
she's lactose intolerant.Copy !req
494. I wrote "no cheese."Copy !req
495. You okay?Copy !req
496. Yeah.Copy !req
497. How's Youens doing?Copy !req
498. Shitty.Copy !req
499. He's got a sentence hearing
coming up.Copy !req
500. And I'm still pissed, but
who else has he got, you know?Copy !req
501. Shouldn't give a fuck, but...Copy !req
502. He's lucky to have you.Copy !req
503. Yeah.Copy !req
504. How's Charlie?Copy !req
505. He's trying really hard
to be a good dad.Copy !req
506. You know, showing up
when he says he's going to,Copy !req
507. not lying all the time anymore.Copy !req
508. It's really good for Lucas.Copy !req
509. - Sierra. Listo.
- Yeah.Copy !req
510. Sorry to hear about Youens.Copy !req
511. If you need anything,
let me know.Copy !req
512. Thanks.Copy !req
513. - Hey, uh, question.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
514. You know when Frank
ruined your weddingCopy !req
515. and told you about
Sean and the heroin?Copy !req
516. Jesus, don't remind me.Copy !req
517. Would it have been worseCopy !req
518. if Frank knew
and never told you?Copy !req
519. What's going on?Copy !req
520. Um, Sierra's dude
got some other girl pregnant.Copy !req
521. Oh, shit.Copy !req
522. She know?Copy !req
523. No, no.Copy !req
524. I'm trying not to feel
like a douchebagCopy !req
525. for not having told her.Copy !req
526. No, no.
Let her find out from him.Copy !req
527. - Okay.
- Question.Copy !req
528. If I'm making a profit
here at Patsy'sCopy !req
529. and I have enough tenants
in my apartment building,Copy !req
530. you think I can spare
one apartment for myself?Copy !req
531. You moving out?Copy !req
532. I was thinking about it.Copy !req
533. Can't decide if I can afford it.Copy !req
534. Well, at least you know
you won't get evicted.Copy !req
535. - Hi, Debs.
- Hey.Copy !req
536. Hey, Sierra,
can I get a Coke?Copy !req
537. Thanks.
Toto.Copy !req
538. Toto.Copy !req
539. Debs, your dog
is harassing my customers.Copy !req
540. Think he's doing his job,
Fiona.Copy !req
541. Think he may be a drug dog.Copy !req
542. Look, keep Toto on a short leash
or tie him up outside.Copy !req
543. Okay.
Come.Copy !req
544. Hey, babe. I got your text.
What's the sitch?Copy !req
545. Oh, he's so cute.Copy !req
546. Your salon
still full of stoners?Copy !req
547. Yeah, my most loyal customers.Copy !req
548. - Hmm.
- Why?Copy !req
549. Think I may have
a cheap supplierCopy !req
550. who specializes in weed.Copy !req
551. You got product on you?Copy !req
552. How much do we need to sell
to make 300 bucks by tomorrow?Copy !req
553. About 15 dub sacks.Copy !req
554. I can unload it.Copy !req
555. Who's your supplier?Copy !req
556. He goes by the street name
"Toto."Copy !req
557. Help me with the saddle.Copy !req
558. I'm not stealing a horse.Copy !req
559. The Mounties are
gonna be on our tails.Copy !req
560. You wanna get caught?Copy !req
561. I don't know the first thing
about riding a horse.Copy !req
562. It's no different
than riding a camel.Copy !req
563. I've never rid a camel,
asshole!Copy !req
564. What are you doing with Piper?Copy !req
565. Aren't you cute?Copy !req
566. What's your name?Copy !req
567. Jeni.
That's my horse.Copy !req
568. I-I—we-we know
how this must look, Jeni.Copy !req
569. Uh, but we're sort of
in a desperate way.Copy !req
570. Would you mind if we borrowed
Piper and then send her back?Copy !req
571. Dad!Copy !req
572. - No, no, no, no, honey.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
573. - Don't do that.
- Dad!Copy !req
574. - No, we're not gonna hurt you.
- Dad! Help!Copy !req
575. You just punched
a little girl!Copy !req
576. Okay, that w—
that was an accident.Copy !req
577. I was going more
for a soft tap.Copy !req
578. Uh...Copy !req
579. You're so tiny.Copy !req
580. Oh, my God.Copy !req
581. Let's get the fuck out of here,
bareback.Copy !req
582. - You're too close.
- Okay!Copy !req
583. - Ju—
- Where-where should I hold on?Copy !req
584. I—ju—no, you can
put your arms around my waist.Copy !req
585. That's weird.
That's really weird.Copy !req
586. My God,
you're so fucking uptight.Copy !req
587. I'm slipping.
I'm slipping.Copy !req
588. - Well, you better hold on.
- Okay. All right.Copy !req
589. - Slow down. Slow down.
- No, we gotta go faster.Copy !req
590. God, you're breathing
right in my face.Copy !req
591. - I'm sorry.
- Hold on.Copy !req
592. - Jesus Christ!
- Piper. Piper.Copy !req
593. My knee!Copy !req
594. Jesus Christ! Ah!Copy !req
595. And then Pastor's like,Copy !req
596. "Nina's ready to give her life
to Christ and rebuke Satan."Copy !req
597. And I'm just like...Copy !req
598. "Shit.Copy !req
599. Does this mean I can't
still fuck girls?"Copy !req
600. They tell you that Jesus
had all these messed-up ideas,Copy !req
601. but the truth is that you...Copy !req
602. fucking girls is exactly
what Jesus wants you to do,Copy !req
603. because that's love and...
Jesus is love.Copy !req
604. You know, most of these assholes
are closeted gays anyway.Copy !req
605. They wish they were
as free as you.Copy !req
606. Amen.Copy !req
607. So why should we stop anybodyCopy !req
608. from being exactly
who God created us to be?Copy !req
609. We are living examples
of God's creation, Jesus' love.Copy !req
610. Boys kissing boys
is Jesus' love.Copy !req
611. Girls kissing girls...
Jesus' love.Copy !req
612. So you tell your church
"amen" to that.Copy !req
613. - Amen.
- All right.Copy !req
614. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
615. - Cool spot.
- Yeah.Copy !req
616. Let me, uh,
introduce you to the crew.Copy !req
617. - This is Mei Ling, Natasha.
- Hi.Copy !req
618. Indio, Marlina, Sophie,
Trisha, and Jose.Copy !req
619. - Hi.
- Everybody, this is Fiona.Copy !req
620. Hi. Not gonna
remember any of that.Copy !req
621. Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
622. So how do you know Ford?Copy !req
623. Uh, he helped me with some stuff
at my apartment building.Copy !req
624. How about you guys?Copy !req
625. We met in Nepal,Copy !req
626. when he was doing photography
for Associated Press.Copy !req
627. Nepal?Copy !req
628. Ford is incredible
with his hands.Copy !req
629. Renovated our home
when he and I lived together.Copy !req
630. Long time ago.Copy !req
631. Okay, Fiona, you're on
Mei and Indio's team.Copy !req
632. Natasha, get up here.
You're with me and Jose.Copy !req
633. - Let's go.
- Okay.Copy !req
634. This isn't, like, a...Copy !req
635. like, a league or anything,
is it?Copy !req
636. No, it's just for fun.Copy !req
637. I mean, I only bowl a 225.Copy !req
638. What's your average?Copy !req
639. I-I have no idea?Copy !req
640. - Yes!
- Beautiful!Copy !req
641. - Beautiful!
- All right.Copy !req
642. I know
it's still early in the season,Copy !req
643. but Indiana...Copy !req
644. Svetlana's been on that laptop
all day.Copy !req
645. I don't trust it.Copy !req
646. Think she's
plotting revenge?Copy !req
647. This is the same chick
who offed her husband/fatherCopy !req
648. and no one's ever
found the body.Copy !req
649. Permission to take
cigarette break, Sir... Ball?Copy !req
650. Permission granted.Copy !req
651. She gonna kill us.Copy !req
652. Dinner's ready.Copy !req
653. - Lucas out of the bath?
- Yeah.Copy !req
654. This looks good.Copy !req
655. Soy sauce or no soy sauce?Copy !req
656. Soy sauce.Copy !req
657. - Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
658. You okay?Copy !req
659. Yeah.
I'm cool.Copy !req
660. Thanks.Copy !req
661. Um...Copy !req
662. I gotta run.Copy !req
663. We're about to eat.Copy !req
664. Um, I gotta go.Copy !req
665. I'll call you later.
All right?Copy !req
666. Charlie.Copy !req
667. What the f...Copy !req
668. Yes, Team Fiona!Copy !req
669. Mm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
670. So do you, uh,
all speak multiple languages?Copy !req
671. I only speak
English and Mandarin.Copy !req
672. Oh.
Are you from China?Copy !req
673. No.Copy !req
674. How long have you and Ford
been friends?Copy !req
675. He's my ex.
We were together for two years.Copy !req
676. You're his ex too?Copy !req
677. And Sophie; he did
a year and a half with her.Copy !req
678. Three with Natasha.Copy !req
679. Hey, Nessa, what's up?Copy !req
680. There was an accident
at the building.Copy !req
681. One of the dudes
working on the roof fell.Copy !req
682. Fuck.
What?Copy !req
683. He's okay, but you
should get here ASAP.Copy !req
684. Okay, yeah, I'm on my way.Copy !req
685. I gotta go.Copy !req
686. There was, uh,
an accident at my building.Copy !req
687. One of the roofer guys
fell off the roof.Copy !req
688. Shit.
I'll go with you.Copy !req
689. - Later, man.
- All right. See you.Copy !req
690. Hey.Copy !req
691. Gonna go take Xan
for some pizza.Copy !req
692. You still working?Copy !req
693. Yeah, I'll lock up.Copy !req
694. What's up?Copy !req
695. What do you mean?Copy !req
696. I mean you only stay late
when something's fucking you up.Copy !req
697. I'm cool.Copy !req
698. All right, go have fun.Copy !req
699. What, Youens still?Copy !req
700. Yeah.Copy !req
701. Yeah, I just, uh...Copy !req
702. I can't stop picturing him
in an orange jumpsuitCopy !req
703. for the rest of his life,
you know?Copy !req
704. You can't fix everything.Copy !req
705. Hey, um...Copy !req
706. think you could help me
release a little stress?Copy !req
707. Gotta be quick.
I'm hungry.Copy !req
708. Hey, Xan?Copy !req
709. Can you play that game
in the office?Copy !req
710. Beat it, Xan.Copy !req
711. Oh, sh-shit, I'm sorry. I, um—Copy !req
712. I ju...Copy !req
713. Shit.
Hey. Hey.Copy !req
714. Hey.Copy !req
715. - Hey.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
716. I-I just didn't
have anywhere else to go.Copy !req
717. Wh-what's wrong?Copy !req
718. What?Copy !req
719. Charlie got some girl pregnant.Copy !req
720. She just had the fucking baby.Copy !req
721. He's at the hospital
with her, and he just...Copy !req
722. Lying motherfucker.Copy !req
723. You okay?Copy !req
724. I don't know, I just—
I can't fucking see straight.Copy !req
725. I— he just left
in the middle of dinner.Copy !req
726. Like, what the fuck?Copy !req
727. Hey, look,
it's all right, okay?Copy !req
728. You got every right
to be pissed.Copy !req
729. Now just... breathe, okay?Copy !req
730. Breathe, all right?Copy !req
731. Just breathe, you're all right.Copy !req
732. Yo, lock the door
when you leave.Copy !req
733. We're out.Copy !req
734. Hey, Eddie, look,
I'm sorry, all right?Copy !req
735. - I didn't mean to...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
736. I fucked up your thing.
I should go.Copy !req
737. Hey, hey. Hey.Copy !req
738. You wanna talk about it?Copy !req
739. Wanna get a coffee or something?Copy !req
740. No, I should go.Copy !req
741. Okay.Copy !req
742. - I got you.
- Sorry.Copy !req
743. No. It's all right.Copy !req
744. Hey.Copy !req
745. Hi.Copy !req
746. Any word?Copy !req
747. Uh, I talked to the nurses.Copy !req
748. Rodney's still in the ER.Copy !req
749. They're gonna tell
the family that I'm here.Copy !req
750. Good.Copy !req
751. And how are you?Copy !req
752. I'm okay.Copy !req
753. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
754. Rodney's wife, Trina.Copy !req
755. Hi, I'm Fiona.
This is Ford.Copy !req
756. Hey.Copy !req
757. Rodney was working
on my roof when he fell.Copy !req
758. Is he okay?Copy !req
759. They think he broke his ankle.Copy !req
760. Just took him back.Copy !req
761. Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
762. Has Linc been by already?Copy !req
763. - Linc?
- The contractor.Copy !req
764. No, you're the first person
to check in from his job.Copy !req
765. Well, if there's anything
that I can do to help,Copy !req
766. please, just let me know.
Anything.Copy !req
767. - Thank you.
- Sure.Copy !req
768. That means a lot.Copy !req
769. I'll let Rodney know
you came by.Copy !req
770. Okay.Copy !req
771. Will you pick up the pace?Copy !req
772. We'll make the border
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
773. We'll make a new plan
once we're safe.Copy !req
774. I need to rest.Copy !req
775. I think I busted my knee.Copy !req
776. It's not swollen enough
to be busted.Copy !req
777. It's probably just bruised.Copy !req
778. And men on the battlefield
don't letCopy !req
779. something like a little
busted knee stop them.Copy !req
780. You want freedom?
It doesn't come with R&R.Copy !req
781. Freedom means arms severed
and legs blown off.Copy !req
782. Every soldier
has the scars of battle.Copy !req
783. We're not soldiers!Copy !req
784. We're fugitives.Copy !req
785. My wife and I just had a son.Copy !req
786. I was planning on
getting settled in MontrealCopy !req
787. and then sending for them.Copy !req
788. And what if I die
out here tonightCopy !req
789. and never see them again?Copy !req
790. Well, if you died,Copy !req
791. you'd have the respect
of your son.Copy !req
792. He'd be able to say
that his dad did everythingCopy !req
793. to give him a better life.Copy !req
794. You may be an assholeCopy !req
795. and a know-it-all
and a pain in the ass,Copy !req
796. but you're a hero
to your family.Copy !req
797. Thank you,Copy !req
798. Scout Master.Copy !req
799. It's Frank.Copy !req
800. All right, you get some rest.
I'll take the first watch.Copy !req
801. All right.Copy !req
802. We got a deacon, a priest,Copy !req
803. and a bunch of nuns
to join the cause.Copy !req
804. Thinking of starting
a collection plate,Copy !req
805. raise some funds for the kids.Copy !req
806. That'd be incredible.Copy !req
807. Yeah.Copy !req
808. I can't believeCopy !req
809. all the people
whose lives you're touching.Copy !req
810. You're like the personCopy !req
811. I w-wish I had around
when I was growing up.Copy !req
812. How is that?Copy !req
813. Someone to...
stand up for me,Copy !req
814. take on the world.
be my motherfuckin' defender.Copy !req
815. I can be your
motherfuckin' defender.Copy !req
816. You made it to Canada, friend.Copy !req
817. May they treat you well.Copy !req
818. God speed.Copy !req
819. Salaam alaikum.Copy !req
820. Hey, mornin'.Copy !req
821. Yo.Copy !req
822. You still on that Bible shit?Copy !req
823. Yeah, proving
to my online hatersCopy !req
824. that Jesus is a fag hag.Copy !req
825. @HolyMoses4562 just keepsCopy !req
826. writing "abomination"
in all caps.Copy !req
827. Tell @HolyMoses
to eat a dick in all caps.Copy !req
828. Hey.Copy !req
829. What's going on?
Long night?Copy !req
830. Up late fighting with Kassidi.Copy !req
831. She still giving you shit
about going back to school?Copy !req
832. She fucking worships me.Copy !req
833. I'm not gonna let that go,
just end up likeCopy !req
834. everyone else in this family
who can't keep a relationship.Copy !req
835. - Whoa, what's that...
- Who says we can't...Copy !req
836. - ... supposed to mean?
- ... hold a relationship?Copy !req
837. We're in love; everyone's
gonna have to accept that.Copy !req
838. Got any more evaporated milk?Copy !req
839. You gonna use that for Franny?Copy !req
840. It's cheaper than formula and
I don't have day care today.Copy !req
841. Another gaycorcism's going down.Copy !req
842. Gotta gather the kids.Copy !req
843. See ya.Copy !req
844. What's up, bud?Copy !req
845. Missed call from Sierra.Copy !req
846. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
847. Sierra?Copy !req
848. Thought she ditched you.Copy !req
849. Eh, you're right.Copy !req
850. We do suck at relationships.Copy !req
851. I'm home.
I'm home!Copy !req
852. I'm home!Copy !req
853. Overweight minimum wage workersCopy !req
854. buying discount
laundry detergent!Copy !req
855. I have missed you so much!Copy !req
856. God bless America!Copy !req
857. God bless America!
Wha-ha!Copy !req
858. Hey, Xan.Copy !req
859. Hey.Copy !req
860. Look, I, uh...Copy !req
861. I wanted to apologize
for last night.Copy !req
862. We're fuck buddies,
not a love triangle.Copy !req
863. Everything's chill.Copy !req
864. Cool.Copy !req
865. Ya fucked up.Copy !req
866. She's pissed.Copy !req
867. Good boy, Toto.Copy !req
868. Mommy's gonna get her tuition.Copy !req
869. Yes, she is.Copy !req
870. How long's Svetlana
been on her break?Copy !req
871. Feels like a long time, right?Copy !req
872. Kev, this isn't good.Copy !req
873. I told you, she is
plotting something against us.Copy !req
874. Some Russian chick
comes in here yesterday,Copy !req
875. and ever since,
Svetlana's been acting weird.Copy !req
876. That's it.Copy !req
877. I'm gonna put a stop to this.Copy !req
878. Domination time.Copy !req
879. All right, what's on the laptop?Copy !req
880. It's personal business.Copy !req
881. New rule:
no personal business at work.Copy !req
882. - Open the laptop.
- No. It's private.Copy !req
883. New rule: show us
what's on the laptopCopy !req
884. or get shipped to the gulag.Copy !req
885. Show us what's
on the damn computer,Copy !req
886. or we're gonna call Immigration.Copy !req
887. We had a deal.
No ICE.Copy !req
888. New rule: no deal.Copy !req
889. Show us the fucking laptop!Copy !req
890. Fine!Copy !req
891. You want to see what I'm doing?Copy !req
892. I am looking up
fact after factCopy !req
893. about rich old fuckCopy !req
894. who's about to marry
a bottom-rate whoreCopy !req
895. who I helped
smuggle into this country.Copy !req
896. She gets to have
American dream,Copy !req
897. live life of beauty
and privilegeCopy !req
898. while I sit here and get shit onCopy !req
899. by two ex-lovers who stillCopy !req
900. treat me like
a prostitute slave,Copy !req
901. who make me wear
a vampire blouseCopy !req
902. just to strip meCopy !req
903. of the last bit of dignity
that I still have.Copy !req
904. Yo, bro.Copy !req
905. We gotta talk, man.Copy !req
906. Yo, I'm working, all right—Copy !req
907. Sierra kicked me out.Copy !req
908. Yeah, I heard
you're a dad again.Copy !req
909. Congrats.Copy !req
910. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
911. It took a long timeCopy !req
912. to get Lucas and Sierra
to trust me again.Copy !req
913. Shit was finally
getting better for us.Copy !req
914. All right, just keep
your voice down, all right?Copy !req
915. Could you just—Copy !req
916. Just talk to Sierra for me?Copy !req
917. Tell her to take me back.Copy !req
918. I can't get involved
in this, okay?Copy !req
919. Please, man, please.
She respects you.Copy !req
920. I don't know what I'll do
if I lose them again.Copy !req
921. I'm finally clean, you know?Copy !req
922. I don't want to be
a junkie again.Copy !req
923. You gotta help me.Copy !req
924. If not for me, for Lucas,Copy !req
925. 'cause I fucking love that kid.Copy !req
926. And he—Copy !req
927. He needs a dad.Copy !req
928. Please, dude, just...Copy !req
929. just—just talk to her.Copy !req
930. That was a nice thing
you said to that woman.Copy !req
931. Were you just
stringing me along earlier?Copy !req
932. What?Copy !req
933. The bowling thing?Copy !req
934. No, I thought
it'd be fun to hang out.Copy !req
935. Look, if-if you're not into me,
you just need to say so,Copy !req
936. but don't invite me
to meet all your exesCopy !req
937. and then ignore me
the whole time.Copy !req
938. We're not in high school.
Just be up front.Copy !req
939. You giving me ultimatums
before we're even dating?Copy !req
940. Yeah.
I am.Copy !req
941. Also, I'm not some
messy, complicated chickCopy !req
942. who's stuck in a house
with a crazy family.Copy !req
943. I've got goals and plans.Copy !req
944. And I'm an amazing
fuckin' catch.Copy !req
945. What says "please stop
threatening to kill yourself"?Copy !req
946. Rhinestone bracelet.
My four-year-old bedazzled it.Copy !req
947. Excellent choice,
but sounds likeCopy !req
948. you're looking for more
of a promise ring?Copy !req
949. What's a promise ring?Copy !req
950. Like, commitment
with an exit route.Copy !req
951. Got a red sapphire.Copy !req
952. Or this, cubic zirconia.Copy !req
953. Looks like the real thing.Copy !req
954. From the jewelry collection
of Iceberg Slim.Copy !req
955. Local pimp.
Hundred bucks.Copy !req
956. Look, I gotta meet another
client, so what's it gonna be?Copy !req
957. I'd go with the pimp.Copy !req
958. In the name of Jesus,
the Lord's only begotten son...Copy !req
959. I rebuke
the devil's homosexualityCopy !req
960. from your body and your soul.Copy !req
961. You are pure and holy
just as you are.Copy !req
962. Your gay body is a blessing,
not a sin.Copy !req
963. No, sir.Copy !req
964. No, sir.
Not today.Copy !req
965. This is not the place
for your message.Copy !req
966. Oh, my message of love?Copy !req
967. A church isn't a place for that?Copy !req
968. You are not welcome here, son.Copy !req
969. - Ushers!
- I'm not welcome?Copy !req
970. I thought everyone was welcome
in the house of God.Copy !req
971. Easy, come on, fellas.
Take it easy.Copy !req
972. Not when you're
disrupting God's word!Copy !req
973. All right, well, you can't stop
the movement for justice.Copy !req
974. This isn't over!Copy !req
975. All right. Hey, kid, don't
listen to these pricks, okay?Copy !req
976. You're gonna be okay.
We're coming back!Copy !req
977. Hi.Copy !req
978. Sign me for second semester,
please.Copy !req
979. Oh, it's good to see
you made it back.Copy !req
980. Okay.Copy !req
981. Two...Copy !req
982. Don't ask.Copy !req
983. Hey.Copy !req
984. Hey.Copy !req
985. Look, I-I knowCopy !req
986. you've been through a lot.Copy !req
987. And it's not really any
of my business, but, um...Copy !req
988. Charlie's crazy about you.Copy !req
989. You know, I mean, the dude,Copy !req
990. he won't leave me aloneCopy !req
991. until you give him another shot.Copy !req
992. I mean, I-I get it.Copy !req
993. You know, you-you're
not the kind of girlCopy !req
994. somebody wants to lose.Copy !req
995. Butt bumping
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
996. Dry humping
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
997. Dry humping
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
998. Dry humping is Jesus' love!Copy !req
999. Dry humping
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1000. Carpet munching is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1001. Carpet munching
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1002. - Carpet munching...
- Is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1003. Carpet munching
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1004. That's enough.
That's enough!Copy !req
1005. We have the right
to demonstrate.Copy !req
1006. You are blaspheming the Lord!Copy !req
1007. Preaching hate is blasphemy.Copy !req
1008. I will not allow youCopy !req
1009. to drag down the good morals
of this church...Copy !req
1010. Carpet munching is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1011. for your own sick beliefs.Copy !req
1012. Carpet munching
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1013. Carpet munching
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1014. I'm telling you
to leave.Copy !req
1015. Carpet munching
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1016. Butt bumping is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1017. Leave
the premises now!Copy !req
1018. - Please, leave the—
- Dry humping is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1019. Dry humping
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1020. Nipple licking
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1021. Nipple licking is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1022. Nipple licking
is Jesus' love!Copy !req
1023. Nipple licking
is Jesus' love...Copy !req
1024. Hey, stand back.Copy !req
1025. Everybody, stand back.Copy !req
1026. Hey, look at me.
Stay with me.Copy !req
1027. Hey!
Come on!Copy !req
1028. Come on.Copy !req
1029. Come on, come on.
Wake up. Wake up.Copy !req
1030. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1031. He's breathing.Copy !req
1032. Wow.Copy !req
1033. Thank God.Copy !req
1034. You leaving?Copy !req
1035. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
1036. Look, I'm sorry.
I wanna...Copy !req
1037. stay and be here with you, but...Copy !req
1038. I should go.Copy !req
1039. Friends, patriots, allies,Copy !req
1040. I have traveled through
the depths of hell.Copy !req
1041. Fell from a horse,
limped through the woods,Copy !req
1042. just to have my
final source of incomeCopy !req
1043. stripped away from me
by the Canucks.Copy !req
1044. I am returning
to an automated AmericaCopy !req
1045. where the white man is replaced
by robots and Chinese.Copy !req
1046. I am penniless and empty-handed,Copy !req
1047. and the only solace I haveCopy !req
1048. is sharing a lot of beersCopy !req
1049. with my blue-collar
brothers and sisters.Copy !req
1050. Who's buying?Copy !req
1051. So you don't have our meds?Copy !req
1052. That's one part of what I said.Copy !req
1053. Perhaps you missed the part
about my hardship!Copy !req
1054. I gave you 100 bucks,
Frank!Copy !req
1055. - Frank—get him!
- You little shit!Copy !req
1056. - Frank!
- God, he's fast.Copy !req
1057. Is that your cello?Copy !req
1058. Refurbishing it for a friend.Copy !req
1059. So, uh...Copy !req
1060. I'm sorry about
the ultimatum thing earlier.Copy !req
1061. I'm actually much moreCopy !req
1062. calm once you get to know me
and... don't blow me off.Copy !req
1063. You're pretty damn intriguing.Copy !req
1064. I'll say that.Copy !req
1065. How intriguing?Copy !req
1066. I'm gonna finish my work now.Copy !req
1067. Okay.Copy !req
1068. Okay, I'm gonna...
let you finish.Copy !req
1069. Okay.Copy !req
1070. Bye.Copy !req
1071. Watch your step.Copy !req
1072. Chair over here.Copy !req
1073. What the fuck, Carl?Copy !req
1074. Well, I wanted to rekindle
the first time we fell in love.Copy !req
1075. So I brought
something for the occasion.Copy !req
1076. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1077. Yes, I'll marry you!
Fucking hell yes!Copy !req
1078. Oh, my God...Copy !req
1079. Marry me?Copy !req
1080. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1081. Yes, yes!Copy !req