1. Oh, for Christ sake.Copy !req
2. I don't have time for this.
I'm busy, okay?Copy !req
3. Just run the damn thingCopy !req
4. so these idiots can see
what they missed last week.Copy !req
5. Fifth DUI... I mean,
how does that even happen?Copy !req
6. Ask me again when you're 60.Copy !req
7. His sobriety isn't yours.Copy !req
8. This co-dependent shit's
gonna drag you down too.Copy !req
9. Look, if Brad can't make it,
how am I supposed to, huh?Copy !req
10. Nobody fucks with a vet
on my watch.Copy !req
11. Oh! What the fuck?Copy !req
12. Ah!
Who are you?Copy !req
13. I'm your worst
fucking nightmare.Copy !req
14. You cleaned me up in five days.Copy !req
15. Here.
It's five grand.Copy !req
16. You like to be dominated.Copy !req
17. Dominated?
Have you met me?Copy !req
18. I'm yours to command.Copy !req
19. Just tell me...
how to dominate you.Copy !req
20. I think you're missing
the point, babe.Copy !req
21. - I'm here to let you go too.
- What did I do wrong?Copy !req
22. Nothing at all.
You were the model employee.Copy !req
23. Dress for the job you want,Copy !req
24. not for the job you have.Copy !req
25. Why should I sacrifice
everything I've worked forCopy !req
26. just so they can
move into that building?Copy !req
27. Because they're helpless
and you're not!Copy !req
28. I promised those kids
that church, Fiona.Copy !req
29. - I am not tearing it away...
- Find another fucking church!Copy !req
30. What the fuck?Copy !req
31. - Morning.
- No!Copy !req
32. I am not doing this
with you again today.Copy !req
33. We are both fucking adults.Copy !req
34. Come on, I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed...Copy !req
35. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
36. Think we should do something?Copy !req
37. She survived prison.Copy !req
38. She can handle
the Ice Bucket Challenge.Copy !req
39. He's been icing her all week.Copy !req
40. Over a stupid church?Copy !req
41. Who cares?Copy !req
42. He does.Copy !req
43. - So we shouldn't do anything?
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
44. Squabbles between siblings
are as old as time.Copy !req
45. Cain and Abel.Copy !req
46. Serena and Venus.Copy !req
47. George W. and Jeb.Copy !req
48. Hey, son,
what do you say you, uh,Copy !req
49. iron some military creases
into my suit jacket?Copy !req
50. Need sharp corners today.
Daddy's got a big job interview.Copy !req
51. With Lumber Lot.Copy !req
52. Thought you already
worked at Lumber Lot.Copy !req
53. No, that's Lumber
Lawn and Lighting, Debs,Copy !req
54. an entirely separate
and sub-par institutionCopy !req
55. from whence I have parted ways.Copy !req
56. Wait.
You got fired?Copy !req
57. I did not get fired.Copy !req
58. Livestock's been
fed and watered, sir.Copy !req
59. Permission to attend
last day of school?Copy !req
60. - Permission granted.
- Jesus, Carl.Copy !req
61. Your involuntary detox program
is stinking up the whole house.Copy !req
62. It smells like
afterbirth down there.Copy !req
63. I still need $3,527
for tuition.Copy !req
64. Look at you!Copy !req
65. The managerial apple is
falling close to the tree.Copy !req
66. Mornin'.Copy !req
67. Let's go, Liam.Copy !req
68. Before he pours
pathetic sauce all over us.Copy !req
69. Have a good last day,
Liam.Copy !req
70. Good luck at Lumber Lot, Frank.Copy !req
71. No luck needed, Debs.Copy !req
72. Oh, God!Copy !req
73. Jesus!
Get it together, loser.Copy !req
74. No one wants to see a grown man
ugly-cry in his underwear.Copy !req
75. - Idiot!
- God.Copy !req
76. Kev, we're out of toilet paper.
Can you get some today?Copy !req
77. Yeah, sure, no problem.Copy !req
78. Hey, is this the thing
you were talking about,Copy !req
79. with wanting to be dominated?Copy !req
80. 'Cause it looks painful.Copy !req
81. I mean, look at the guy
with the pole up his ass.Copy !req
82. He's sad in his eyes.Copy !req
83. You really think you should be
watching Triple-X HardcoreCopy !req
84. with the girls?Copy !req
85. I have the volume on mute.Copy !req
86. I just want to feel
a tiny bit controlled.Copy !req
87. You telling me what to do.Copy !req
88. You be in charge
instead of me being in charge.Copy !req
89. - Is that so hard?
- No, it's just, you know...Copy !req
90. We haven't had spicy... salsa
since the girls.Copy !req
91. Mm, all the more reason
to caliente it up.Copy !req
92. Okay, so what do you
want me to do?Copy !req
93. Buy some props, some leather,
or what?Copy !req
94. I don't know, Kev.Copy !req
95. You be in charge.Copy !req
96. All right, fine.Copy !req
97. I'll see you later today.Copy !req
98. Or maybe I won't.Copy !req
99. I'm being mysterious.Copy !req
100. I'm late.Copy !req
101. Oh. Love you.Copy !req
102. - Love you.
- And you.Copy !req
103. Love you, love you.Copy !req
104. Oh, hey.
Hey, why aren't you dressed?Copy !req
105. I forgot her birthday.Copy !req
106. What? Come on, get up.
We have court today. Come on.Copy !req
107. It's Cami's birthday, look.Copy !req
108. I'd forgotten till
I saw it on Facebook.Copy !req
109. I'm a piece of shit!Copy !req
110. Okay, look,
we're gonna take thisCopy !req
111. one step at a time, all right?Copy !req
112. First, you shower.
Then, deodorant.Copy !req
113. And then we're gonna...
send her some nice flowers.Copy !req
114. She hates flowers.Copy !req
115. Cupcakes then, whatever!Copy !req
116. We gotta go to court now.
Come on.Copy !req
117. I-I gotta go to Zales.Copy !req
118. I gotta get a charm
for her bracelet.Copy !req
119. And I gotta go home.Copy !req
120. Well, no, you're
not allowed to go home.Copy !req
121. Where the fuck's my wallet?Copy !req
122. You don't have one.Copy !req
123. Y-you lost it.Copy !req
124. Oh, shit!Copy !req
125. God damn it!Copy !req
126. Look, hey,Copy !req
127. I will take you to Zales,Copy !req
128. but after court.Copy !req
129. Okay.Copy !req
130. Good, right now,
we gotta go.Copy !req
131. There you go.Copy !req
132. I will now begin intake.Copy !req
133. When I get to you,
state your nameCopy !req
134. and your parents' net worthCopy !req
135. in a loud and clear voice.Copy !req
136. You first.Copy !req
137. Something funny?Copy !req
138. - What is your name?
- Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
139. What drug are you on?Copy !req
140. Go fuck your mama.Copy !req
141. What's the level of pain
in your leg?Copy !req
142. Zero.
I like it.Copy !req
143. Youens.
Look, we're at Patsy's.Copy !req
144. All right, where
you're supposed to be,Copy !req
145. just... Pick up.Copy !req
146. Hey.Copy !req
147. Yo, Brad.
Come on, you gotta eat.Copy !req
148. All right?Copy !req
149. Poor Cami.Copy !req
150. Fuckin', you imagine?Copy !req
151. I'm a rabid dog.Copy !req
152. Just take me to a field
and shoot me.Copy !req
153. All right, look, let's practice
what you're gonna say whenCopy !req
154. they ask if you've seen Youens
at AA meetings, all right?Copy !req
155. I-I told you, I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
156. Yeah, I'm not asking you to lie.Copy !req
157. AA's about honesty.Copy !req
158. I'm not gonna lie
about attendance.Copy !req
159. Look, you've seen him
in a meeting.Copy !req
160. One meeting. Once.
For ten seconds.Copy !req
161. Then it's not a lie.Copy !req
162. You guys want more coffee?Copy !req
163. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
164. Have you seen Youens?Copy !req
165. He was supposed to meet us hereCopy !req
166. before his court date.Copy !req
167. Nope. Haven't seen him.Copy !req
168. I feel like I'm herding cats
with these two.Copy !req
169. Yeah.Copy !req
170. You okay?Copy !req
171. Yeah, sorry, just... stuff.Copy !req
172. Want to talk about it?Copy !req
173. Nah, it's fucked up.Copy !req
174. Shit.Copy !req
175. Bob says Youens
is still at home.Copy !req
176. Come on.
Hey, uh, how much I owe you?Copy !req
177. - Go. Settle up later.
- You sure?Copy !req
178. - Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.Copy !req
179. Come on, Brad.Copy !req
180. Hey, Brad,
come on, all right?Copy !req
181. A no-call, no-show
on a weekend?Copy !req
182. You fucked me, Debbie Gallagher.Copy !req
183. I know, but the circumstances
were really beyond my control.Copy !req
184. Of course I would have called if
I weren't in jail in Missouri.Copy !req
185. It's the stupid Plan B
state law's fault,Copy !req
186. not mine.Copy !req
187. Sorry.Copy !req
188. No show, no job.Copy !req
189. Please give me another chance,
Nadine, please.Copy !req
190. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
191. Fine.
That was your final warning.Copy !req
192. - You hear me?
- Totally, totally.Copy !req
193. And be nicer to people.Copy !req
194. They could park at Easy Lot
for 30 cents less.Copy !req
195. Say "please" and "thank you."Copy !req
196. I would be pleased to.
Thank you.Copy !req
197. I know what you're thinking.
And the answer's no.Copy !req
198. That's not a typo.Copy !req
199. I was promoted to
assistant manager that quickly.Copy !req
200. Yeah, so why don't you let me
tell you a little bitCopy !req
201. about how we do things here.Copy !req
202. No need.
I did my research.Copy !req
203. Let's just cut to the chase.Copy !req
204. What's this?Copy !req
205. I'm worth it.Copy !req
206. Mr. Gallagher,
I don't make this much.Copy !req
207. I've been here 38 years.Copy !req
208. Well, I started
the negotiations high, yes.Copy !req
209. But I would be
a store manager tooCopy !req
210. if the internet hadn't
fucked us up the ass.Copy !req
211. Even if you were
remotely qualified,Copy !req
212. I don't have anything
in management to offer you.Copy !req
213. You ad said "all levels."Copy !req
214. "All levels welcome to apply."Copy !req
215. But the only shift I have open
is graveyard.Copy !req
216. - Minimum wage...
- I was Employee of the Month.Copy !req
217. Do these accolades mean nothing?Copy !req
218. Not really.Copy !req
219. Offer declined.Copy !req
220. This collar is white.Copy !req
221. I'll take my talents elsewhere.Copy !req
222. I read about it online.Copy !req
223. You put a bag of lemons
into a ceramic bowl,Copy !req
224. and bam, rent goes up
like 100 bucks.Copy !req
225. Hipster catnip.Copy !req
226. Lemons?
I would have thought we hipstersCopy !req
227. would be into figs,
or, like, Pamplemousse La Croix.Copy !req
228. Nope, lemons in a damn bowl
is all it takesCopy !req
229. for you guys to want
to be rent-raped.Copy !req
230. Well, lemons or not, I'm
not sure you can ask 1,100 bucksCopy !req
231. for an apartment
with a janky pocket door.Copy !req
232. This is officially stuck.Copy !req
233. Can't we just rip it out?Copy !req
234. I don't know.
It's in there good.Copy !req
235. But I know an Irish guy
that does wood stuff.Copy !req
236. You want me to see
if he's around?Copy !req
237. Yeah, that'd be great.
Thanks.Copy !req
238. I think your brother's
egging you.Copy !req
239. Don't make eye contact.
It'll just encourage him.Copy !req
240. Is this still about the church?Copy !req
241. - Uh-huh.
- Jesus.Copy !req
242. Someone needs a hobby.Copy !req
243. Yeah, well, forgivenessCopy !req
244. is not exactly
a Gallagher trait.Copy !req
245. Damn.Copy !req
246. Aren't you gonna
yell at him or something?Copy !req
247. I am not.
You know why?Copy !req
248. Because I am a 28-year-old
grown-ass woman.Copy !req
249. And I'm not
a childish little shitCopy !req
250. with a history
of psycho behaviorCopy !req
251. and deep reservoirs
of unfounded rage!Copy !req
252. Oh, they have
spray paint cans now.Copy !req
253. Yeah, they're spray-painting
your sidewalk.Copy !req
254. Youens!Copy !req
255. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
256. What the fuck are you doing?
You have court today.Copy !req
257. - Shit... fuck!
- I'm not going.Copy !req
258. Come on, get up.Copy !req
259. All right, we gotta get
you in the shower.Copy !req
260. I'm going to fucking jail today.Copy !req
261. Everyone knows it but you.Copy !req
262. There's a big fucking differenceCopy !req
263. between three months in countyCopy !req
264. and... and ten years
in the state pen, right?Copy !req
265. Leave me alone.Copy !req
266. Brad, come on, help me get him.Copy !req
267. - Shit.
- Come on.Copy !req
268. Ah, shit.Copy !req
269. - Come on.
- Where we taking him?Copy !req
270. Right over here.Copy !req
271. Gotta admit, it's catchy.Copy !req
272. "Thundercunt,"Cuntlord."Copy !req
273. I'm starting to detect
a pattern there.Copy !req
274. Hey!Copy !req
275. That's vandalism.Copy !req
276. Now you're trespassing
on a vacant lot.Copy !req
277. No, it's not a vacant lot.Copy !req
278. A sweet old lady
named Connie Rupp owns itCopy !req
279. and has granted me
temporary occupancyCopy !req
280. for, uh, $11.Copy !req
281. Now, I'm allowed to
express myself on my property,Copy !req
282. as are my guests.Copy !req
283. Well, the sidewalk
belongs to the city.Copy !req
284. It's not your property.Copy !req
285. Oh, great.
Over here!Copy !req
286. - Yeah, this way, guys!
- What is this?Copy !req
287. Well, you stole the possibilityCopy !req
288. of them having a new home
away from them.Copy !req
289. They gotta pitch
their tents somewhere.Copy !req
290. Thankfully, I have access
to a very large lot.Copy !req
291. Where should we set up
the kitchen tentCopy !req
292. and dig the latrine?Copy !req
293. Uh, kitchen there.Copy !req
294. Latrine there, as close to
the property line as possible.Copy !req
295. Look, I get it, okay?
Believe me.Copy !req
296. I am aware that you're pissed.Copy !req
297. But you can't just build
a homeless tent city here.Copy !req
298. I have an open house
and prospective renters.Copy !req
299. Closer.
Dig the latrine closer.Copy !req
300. She's only got
a five-foot setback,Copy !req
301. so get as close to
the property as possible.Copy !req
302. I want her to smell our shit.Copy !req
303. Good morning, sir,
and how are youCopy !req
304. on this fine day?
May I please have your ticket?Copy !req
305. I owe you 4.89.Copy !req
306. Okay, if you just
give me a moment to check that.Copy !req
307. To check that?Copy !req
308. You think you get to
check my math?Copy !req
309. I'm the head of Urology
at St. Joe's.Copy !req
310. You are a parking lot attendantCopy !req
311. who probably didn't finish
third grade.Copy !req
312. Open the gate.Copy !req
313. But... y...Copy !req
314. Oh, my God!Copy !req
315. You don't have to be
a dick about it!Copy !req
316. Dick!Copy !req
317. - Ah...
- What?Copy !req
318. - Cold, water cold.
- All right.Copy !req
319. All right, hang on,
I'm gonna turn the hot on, okay?Copy !req
320. There you go, there you go.Copy !req
321. Hey where-where's your soap
and all your towels, huh?Copy !req
322. There's no soap in here.Copy !req
323. Who doesn't have soap
and fucking towels?Copy !req
324. All right, you hold on
to him, okay?Copy !req
325. And I'm gonna go get some
bedsheets,Copy !req
326. dry him off with those.Copy !req
327. Grab my phone!
In case Cami calls.Copy !req
328. - It's on the bed.
- Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah.Copy !req
329. Ow, hot!
Now it's hot.Copy !req
330. - All right, shit...
- Now it's hot.Copy !req
331. - Ah.
- There you go, there you go.Copy !req
332. Oh! Fuck!Copy !req
333. What the fuck?Copy !req
334. He fucking puked on me.Copy !req
335. Now I'm gonna fucking puke
'cause he fucking puked on me.Copy !req
336. Jesus!Copy !req
337. Fuck this!
I'm going home.Copy !req
338. No, no, Brad!
Youens!Copy !req
339. All right, we don't
have time for this shit!Copy !req
340. If we are late,
if we do not show,Copy !req
341. the judge is gonna slap you withCopy !req
342. the maximum possible sentence,
all right?Copy !req
343. Brad, look at me, look at me.
Hey.Copy !req
344. Hey, you need to get out
of those puke clothes.Copy !req
345. Okay?
Go to Youens' closet.Copy !req
346. Try to find something that fits.Copy !req
347. This was my best suit.Copy !req
348. I was gonna get married
in this suit!Copy !req
349. I don't care!
Go, now!Copy !req
350. Okay, listen to me.Copy !req
351. Go get changed, please.
All right?Copy !req
352. And we will try to
stop by Cami's on our way.Copy !req
353. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
354. - But, Jesus Christ, go!
- Okay.Copy !req
355. - Go! Go!
- Okay, okay!Copy !req
356. Occupy Fiona!Copy !req
357. Occupy Fiona!Copy !req
358. Occupy Fiona!Copy !req
359. Occupy Fiona!Copy !req
360. - Occupy Fiona!
- Ian.Copy !req
361. - Occupy Fiona!
- Ian.Copy !req
362. - Occupy Fiona.
- Ian.Copy !req
363. Occupy Fiona!Copy !req
364. - What the hell's going on?
- What's it look like?Copy !req
365. Fiona stole our building
to protect her preciousCopy !req
366. property value, so now we're
taking her property valueCopy !req
367. into our own hands.Copy !req
368. So you're using my kids
to fight your sister?Copy !req
369. No, they're angry
about gentrification,Copy !req
370. and I'm helping them
channel their feelingsCopy !req
371. in positive, creative ways.Copy !req
372. This seems like a family issue.Copy !req
373. Should we try "Fuck you, Fiona"?Copy !req
374. That's a good one.Copy !req
375. Fuck you, Fiona!Copy !req
376. Fuck you, Fiona!Copy !req
377. - Fuck you, Fiona!
- Fuck you, Fiona!Copy !req
378. - Fuck you, Fiona!
- Fuck you, Fiona!Copy !req
379. Mr. Gallagher,
I'm gonna be straight with you.Copy !req
380. I'm looking for someone withCopy !req
381. three-to-five years
management experienceCopy !req
382. and strong social media skills.Copy !req
383. - Facebook for a flooring store?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
384. Smith & Colin Flooring
is a young company,Copy !req
385. and we are serious about
increasing our online presence.Copy !req
386. Whoa.Copy !req
387. Listen, Lexy...Copy !req
388. I'm a quick study.Copy !req
389. And I'd be willing to go down toCopy !req
390. an associate or even
an assistant manager positionCopy !req
391. if the incentives
are competitive.Copy !req
392. Could you show me the prospectusCopy !req
393. of the management stock options
here?Copy !req
394. I'm afraid with your résumé,
all I can show you is the door.Copy !req
395. I'm sorry.Copy !req
396. Look, it's never easy
to say that.Copy !req
397. Particularly not to someone who
reminds me of my grandpoppy Joe.Copy !req
398. Kev?Copy !req
399. You here?Copy !req
400. Before we begin,Copy !req
401. we must set a safe word.Copy !req
402. It will be...
"French fry."Copy !req
403. Take off your clothes and
get on the bed on all fours.Copy !req
404. Hurry.Copy !req
405. Like this?Copy !req
406. Silence!Copy !req
407. Only I speak,
which means you do not speak.Copy !req
408. Heretofore.Copy !req
409. Now, I will spank you
with this paddle.Copy !req
410. Because...Copy !req
411. of no reason.Copy !req
412. Now,Copy !req
413. here it comes.Copy !req
414. Spanking commenced,Copy !req
415. you bad wife.Copy !req
416. French fry. French fry.Copy !req
417. Just a really quick
"French fry."Copy !req
418. V, I don't really want
to hurt you,Copy !req
419. but this could scar you.Copy !req
420. It's not gonna scar.Copy !req
421. Okay.Copy !req
422. Okay, I can do this.Copy !req
423. I can.Copy !req
424. Now...Copy !req
425. brace yourself for my wrath,Copy !req
426. because it's paddle time.Copy !req
427. French fry.Copy !req
428. Hi.
You must be Fred.Copy !req
429. Sorry I'm late.
Little, uh, neighbor dispute.Copy !req
430. - Ford.
- Oh, no, it's Fiona.Copy !req
431. No, it's Ford.
You called me Fred.Copy !req
432. Oh.
Right.Copy !req
433. Uh... Ford.
Sorry.Copy !req
434. Anyway, uh, thanks
for coming on short notice.Copy !req
435. Nessa said you might be able
to remove this piece of shit.Copy !req
436. You want to take out
a 19th-century pocket door?Copy !req
437. Yeah, so I can
increase the rent.Copy !req
438. Victorian cherry.
Hand-applied carvings.Copy !req
439. There's probably only
three or four dozen like thisCopy !req
440. left in all of Chicago.Copy !req
441. Well, I'm looking at it... Ford...Copy !req
442. and all I'm seeing is
the broken armpitCopy !req
443. in the middle of
an otherwise swank apartment.Copy !req
444. So let's 86 it.Copy !req
445. Fiona!Copy !req
446. Fiona!Copy !req
447. - Is!
- Is!Copy !req
448. A cuntlord!Copy !req
449. - A cuntlord!
- Excuse me.Copy !req
450. - Fiona!
- Fiona!Copy !req
451. - Is!
- Is!Copy !req
452. - A cuntlord!
- A cuntlord!Copy !req
453. - Fiona!
- Fiona!Copy !req
454. - Is!
- Is!Copy !req
455. - A cuntlord!
- A cuntlord!Copy !req
456. I, uh, can't let you do this.Copy !req
457. He's the one being an asshole.Copy !req
458. The door.
Can't let you toss it.Copy !req
459. I'll fix it for you.Copy !req
460. Let me, uh, go back to the shop,
get some ofCopy !req
461. my woodworking tools, and
then I'll be back, all right?Copy !req
462. Whoa... w... how much
is that gonna cost me?Copy !req
463. I'll just do it.Copy !req
464. You're just gonna
fix my door for free?Copy !req
465. If that's all right with you?Copy !req
466. I feel like this probablyCopy !req
467. looks kind of bad,
because, you know,Copy !req
468. usually only asshole landlords
get protested against,Copy !req
469. but this is
a bullshit family thing.Copy !req
470. I wasn't...Copy !req
471. I come from trash just likeCopy !req
472. everybody else
in this neighborhood.Copy !req
473. I raised five fucking kidsCopy !req
474. by myself.Copy !req
475. Uh... siblings, not mine.Copy !req
476. And did I get any thanks for it?
No.Copy !req
477. I try to protect my investment.Copy !req
478. I try to take
one tiny little stepCopy !req
479. up the economic ladder,
and my own brotherCopy !req
480. tries to pull me back downCopy !req
481. into the fucking shit with him.Copy !req
482. But I am not going.Copy !req
483. Okay?
I'm done.Copy !req
484. I'm gonna go get my tools now.Copy !req
485. Hey.Copy !req
486. - Hey.
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
487. - No, look, he... he just...
- Not until he's 30 days sober.Copy !req
488. Look, he just wants to
wish you a happy birthday, Cami.Copy !req
489. I don't want to hear
"happy birthday" from him.Copy !req
490. All right, look, he... he
won't stop crying.Copy !req
491. All right, and he
has to testify in courtCopy !req
492. in support of my friend
in a few minutes.Copy !req
493. All right, and if you don't
give him a reason to live,Copy !req
494. I'm afraid he's gonna
fuck it up for my friend,Copy !req
495. and then my friend's
gonna go to jail forever.Copy !req
496. All right, please,
just let the man shoutCopy !req
497. "happy birthday"
from 40 feet away, that's all.Copy !req
498. I'll stand here for ten seconds.Copy !req
499. That's perfect.
Thank you.Copy !req
500. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
501. I love you so much, Cami Lynn.Copy !req
502. You're the center of my earth
and... I love you.Copy !req
503. I'm gonna get you
a charm for your bracelet later.Copy !req
504. Gonna pay extra to engrave
the baby's initials on it.Copy !req
505. Happy birthday.Copy !req
506. In 72 hours, you will be
free of your addiction.Copy !req
507. You're already in pain.
You're already suffering.Copy !req
508. Questions?
Yes?Copy !req
509. - What are you doing this for?
- Money.Copy !req
510. From who?
Who pays you?Copy !req
511. Your grateful families.Copy !req
512. That is the most bullshit
business planCopy !req
513. I've ever heard.Copy !req
514. None of these junkies
come from money.Copy !req
515. And that one's wearing
jeggings from Ross.Copy !req
516. They're just gonna stiff you,
Corporal Carl.Copy !req
517. How much do you need?Copy !req
518. $3,527.Copy !req
519. First semester tuition
at military school.Copy !req
520. That's it?Copy !req
521. With your charm and your...
commanding voice,Copy !req
522. you could make that in about an
hour if you just apply yourself.Copy !req
523. If you mean Uber,
it's a bum deal.Copy !req
524. No.Copy !req
525. Ransom.
Yeah.Copy !req
526. We do a little ransom sitch.Copy !req
527. You get me a few grams of cokeCopy !req
528. and I'll help you make
a Jihad Joan video.Copy !req
529. Let's Stanley Kubrick this shit.Copy !req
530. Say that
you're holding me hostage,Copy !req
531. you need $3,527.Copy !req
532. My dad's rich as fuck.
He'll totally pay.Copy !req
533. Nice of you to show up.Copy !req
534. Wait.
Wait... wait.Copy !req
535. Hey, you got a mint?Copy !req
536. His breath's still
blowing a.34.Copy !req
537. - Spearmint or winter mint?
- Winter mint, please.Copy !req
538. All right, let me see you guys.Copy !req
539. Eyes up.
Let me see.Copy !req
540. I look like I'm going clamming.Copy !req
541. Yeah, that's fine.Copy !req
542. All right.
And you.Copy !req
543. Oh, you got a coupleCopy !req
544. nicks on your neck, butCopy !req
545. otherwise, pretty good.Copy !req
546. And what are you gonna say?Copy !req
547. - I'm sorry.
- No.Copy !req
548. - I'm truly sorry.
- And?Copy !req
549. I'm sober.
I'm truly sober.Copy !req
550. I don't want to spend
years in jail, Lip.Copy !req
551. I know what I need to say.Copy !req
552. All right.Copy !req
553. What about you?
You gonna say what we practiced?Copy !req
554. I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
555. You're gonna say
what we practiced.Copy !req
556. All right, let's do this.Copy !req
557. Here.
Open the gate.Copy !req
558. And good afternoon
to you too, sir.Copy !req
559. I'll be with you
in just a moment.Copy !req
560. What the hell are you doing?
Take my ticket.Copy !req
561. Oh, I'm sorry, I justCopy !req
562. need to sit here in quiet
and do some mental stretches,Copy !req
563. 'cause this math is
gonna be so hard for me.Copy !req
564. I swear to God, I will drive
through this gate right now.Copy !req
565. And done.Copy !req
566. I'd be happy to take
your ticket now, sir.Copy !req
567. Thank you so very much
for your patience.Copy !req
568. Oh, um.Copy !req
569. You only gave me 4.25
and the time is now 12:31.Copy !req
570. You owe me $1.40.Copy !req
571. Fuck you, Doctor Dick!Copy !req
572. You're fucking ugly!Copy !req
573. He's a dick!Copy !req
574. I'm going to jail.
For the rest of my life.Copy !req
575. Gracias.
You may be seated.Copy !req
576. Mr. Feehan, call your witness.Copy !req
577. Defense calls Bradley Young,
AA Secretary, Your Honor.Copy !req
578. Do you affirm the testimony
you are about to give will beCopy !req
579. the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth?Copy !req
580. I do.Copy !req
581. Mr. Young, you're a member ofCopy !req
582. Dr. Youens' AA group and
frequently serve as secretary.Copy !req
583. - Is that right?
- Yes.Copy !req
584. Can you tell the court,
to the best of your knowledge,Copy !req
585. if Dr. Youens is
currently sober?Copy !req
586. I believe he is sober,
at this time.Copy !req
587. Does he attend meetings
regularly?Copy !req
588. I've seen him in attendance.Copy !req
589. "Does he attend regularly"
was the question, Mr. Young.Copy !req
590. Define regularly.Copy !req
591. It's hard to say for sure.Copy !req
592. Um, there are
hundreds of meetings,Copy !req
593. uh, he could be attending,
all over the city.Copy !req
594. Mr. Young,Copy !req
595. is he maintaining his sobriety?Copy !req
596. I don't have access to him 24/7,Copy !req
597. but... yes,Copy !req
598. uh, I believe he is.Copy !req
599. Mr. Young, you're excused.Copy !req
600. The court now calls a recess.Copy !req
601. All rise.Copy !req
602. So what happens now?Copy !req
603. Lunch.Copy !req
604. Be back in an hour.
I gotta take this.Copy !req
605. This is Feehan.Copy !req
606. - Oh, where you going?
- Prison.Copy !req
607. It's not over yet.Copy !req
608. I know that, Bradley.Copy !req
609. I was being sardonic.Copy !req
610. I'm going to take
my last leak as a free man,Copy !req
611. if it's okay with you.Copy !req
612. Kev?Copy !req
613. Over here.Copy !req
614. In the darkest corner
of the lair.Copy !req
615. Before we start,
the safe word is "alley cat."Copy !req
616. I want you to take your clothes
off and get on the bed.Copy !req
617. I'm going to drip this
all over your body.Copy !req
618. And you will bear
the pain in silence.Copy !req
619. Unless, of course,
it's too painful,Copy !req
620. then you say "alley cat."Copy !req
621. Wax, Kev?Copy !req
622. Now, wench!Copy !req
623. Yes, sir.Copy !req
624. I'm going to begin
my cruel abuseCopy !req
625. by dripping this
onto your beautiful breastsCopy !req
626. that fed my children.Copy !req
627. Ow... fuck!Copy !req
628. I dripped it on my finger.
Oh, fuck, that hurts.Copy !req
629. Wax is hot!Copy !req
630. Alley cat.Copy !req
631. Hey, sure you don't want one?Copy !req
632. No, I'm not hungry.Copy !req
633. You know he's going to jail,
right?Copy !req
634. He's guilty.Copy !req
635. He drove his car into a house.Copy !req
636. Almost hit a grandma.Copy !req
637. The prosecutor's right.Copy !req
638. - He's a danger to society.
- No, he didn't hit her.Copy !req
639. He's had four previous DUIs.Copy !req
640. Didn't learn shit.Copy !req
641. Can't teach an old dog
new tricks.Copy !req
642. It was anyone else,Copy !req
643. you'd want him behind bars too.Copy !req
644. How's my door coming?Copy !req
645. If you're asking
how long it's gonna take,Copy !req
646. a long time.Copy !req
647. Well, it's just that ICopy !req
648. have an open house
in a couple hours, so.Copy !req
649. Where you at, girl?Copy !req
650. In here!Copy !req
651. Wow!
Look at this.Copy !req
652. All cleaned up.Copy !req
653. And you got yourself
a bowl of lemons.Copy !req
654. All Crate & Barrel and shit.Copy !req
655. Yeah, gotta get 1,100 a month
out of this place,Copy !req
656. so can't fuck around.Copy !req
657. He come with the place too?Copy !req
658. Uh, Ford,
this is Veronica.Copy !req
659. V, this is Ford.Copy !req
660. - Hey.
- He's got a thing for doors.Copy !req
661. - Hi, how are you?
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
662. Cute.Copy !req
663. Weird.Copy !req
664. What's with tent city?Copy !req
665. Anybody see you come in?Copy !req
666. I don't think so.
Why?Copy !req
667. Ian's at large
and we're unprotected,Copy !req
668. ass out in the wind.Copy !req
669. You know you sound
batshit crazy, right?Copy !req
670. You two have got to
stop this bullshit.Copy !req
671. Family is family.Copy !req
672. - Can I help you?
- Are you Fiona Gallagher?Copy !req
673. - Who's asking?
- Chicago Fire Department.Copy !req
674. Got a call from
a concerned neighborCopy !req
675. saying this building has
some fire code violations.Copy !req
676. I need to look around.Copy !req
677. Fire code violations?Copy !req
678. No, I-I'm up to code on...Copy !req
679. My God, fuckin' Ian.Copy !req
680. No, he called the city on you?Copy !req
681. That's some hardcore shit.Copy !req
682. Game on, motherfucker!Copy !req
683. Game on!Copy !req
684. Asking for money from somebody?
Jesus, you're so slow.Copy !req
685. What's taking so long?Copy !req
686. We have customers waiting,
right, you understand that?Copy !req
687. Don't you?
Clean it up.Copy !req
688. Mr. Gallagher, as
a friend and fellow AA member,Copy !req
689. you'd like to speak
on behalf of Clyde Youens?Copy !req
690. Yes.Copy !req
691. Um.Copy !req
692. There's been a lot of talk todayCopy !req
693. about Professor Youens
being a danger to society.Copy !req
694. And I-I understand
that it could sound that way.Copy !req
695. Uh, he has a bad track record
with alcohol.Copy !req
696. Whenever he and booze
have had a face-off,Copy !req
697. he usually loses.Copy !req
698. Um, but I know
Professor Youens well.Copy !req
699. And he's not a danger to me.Copy !req
700. No, in fact,
I wouldn't be alive without him.Copy !req
701. A year ago,
I was blacking out,Copy !req
702. was violent,Copy !req
703. and it was Professor Youens
that got me into rehab.Copy !req
704. Uh, he even paid for it.
I didn't have the money.Copy !req
705. And when I got out,
he was there,Copy !req
706. to take me to
my first AA meeting.Copy !req
707. He saw the value in my lifeCopy !req
708. when I didn't.Copy !req
709. I-I know that this car accidentCopy !req
710. was a wake-up call for him.Copy !req
711. And he knows
that he could have hurtCopy !req
712. Ms. Rodriguez, but...Copy !req
713. he has remorse
for what he did, Your Honor.Copy !req
714. And he has the will
and the desireCopy !req
715. to live a meaningful,
sober life.Copy !req
716. So...Copy !req
717. please give him the chance
that he gave to me.Copy !req
718. Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.Copy !req
719. You may be seated.Copy !req
720. Thank you.Copy !req
721. Defense calls Clyde Youens.Copy !req
722. Oh...Copy !req
723. Is he drunk?Copy !req
724. How the hell
did he get fucking drunk?Copy !req
725. I don't know.Copy !req
726. Hola.Copy !req
727. Just make sure
the tarps are secure.Copy !req
728. Alright. Be back.Copy !req
729. Attention, street kids.Copy !req
730. You look hungry.
I bought you pizza.Copy !req
731. It's being delivered
right now to the park.Copy !req
732. Completely free.Copy !req
733. All you have to do is
go there and eat it.Copy !req
734. Hey, hey, Ian says
we're not to leave camp.Copy !req
735. It's meat lovers pizza.Copy !req
736. I repeat,
there is hot, freeCopy !req
737. meat lovers pizza
waiting for ya.Copy !req
738. Twelve large pies.Copy !req
739. And I will pay you
20 bucks each to go eat it.Copy !req
740. Okay!Copy !req
741. Follow that pepperoni smell.Copy !req
742. Who wants a crisp $20 bill?Copy !req
743. You get a 20.
You get a 20.Copy !req
744. You get a 20. You get a 20.
You get a 20.Copy !req
745. You get a 20.
You get a 20.Copy !req
746. You get a 20.Copy !req
747. You get a 20.Copy !req
748. You get an extra 20.Copy !req
749. An extra two 20s.Copy !req
750. Okay, boys!Copy !req
751. Bring it in!
Rápido, rápido!Copy !req
752. Clear the lot!Copy !req
753. Thank you, thank you!
Everything goes!Copy !req
754. Whoa... whoa... whoa, hey.Copy !req
755. - Come on, now!
- No, cutting, man!Copy !req
756. Sorry, I'm new here.
Where's the managers line?Copy !req
757. We're all managers.
I was at IBM for 35 years.Copy !req
758. Wait.Copy !req
759. All of these men
are laid-off managers?Copy !req
760. That can't be.Copy !req
761. Keith got dumped by GM.Copy !req
762. - Steilen by EUS.
- Yep.Copy !req
763. Kent by Dollar Depot.
Cal by the "Tribune."Copy !req
764. Twenty-seven Christmas Eves
I worked for those fucks,Copy !req
765. and they laid me off
on my 59th birthday.Copy !req
766. What about you, buddy?
Who done you wrong?Copy !req
767. Oh, uh,
Lumber Lawn and Lighting.Copy !req
768. - Fuckin' automation.
- That's the worst, yeah.Copy !req
769. Tough break, man.
That's awful.Copy !req
770. Thank you.
It's been rough.Copy !req
771. I've got five kids...Copy !req
772. - And one of them's got asthma.
- Line starts back there, pal!Copy !req
773. We shoot the whole thing
on my phone,Copy !req
774. "Blair Witch" style.Copy !req
775. Make it shake.
Make it seem trembly.Copy !req
776. Won't they be able
to recognize my voice?Copy !req
777. Voice-changing app.Copy !req
778. You'll sound like...
like Steve Hawking.Copy !req
779. When I say "action,"
say you needCopy !req
780. $3,527 for a drug debt.Copy !req
781. They won't ask any questionsCopy !req
782. once they hear
the words "drug debt."Copy !req
783. And keep all the details
really vague.Copy !req
784. Say that you want to meet
somewhere public for the drop.Copy !req
785. Um, somewhere that
you know well.Copy !req
786. Okay?Copy !req
787. Ready?Copy !req
788. And action!Copy !req
789. No! No!Copy !req
790. Fucking unbelievable!Copy !req
791. That's what it is.Copy !req
792. What is, Frank?Copy !req
793. This United States of America.Copy !req
794. I played by the rules.Copy !req
795. I gave my life, my blood,
sweat, and tears to that job.Copy !req
796. - Paid my taxes...
- For a few weeks.Copy !req
797. Colored inside the lines.Copy !req
798. Didn't roll through
the stop sign.Copy !req
799. And where did it get me?Copy !req
800. Up the ass, that's where.Copy !req
801. Right up the ole poop shoot.Copy !req
802. I was moving up in this world.Copy !req
803. And now?Copy !req
804. I'm a 50-somethingCopy !req
805. adult white maleCopy !req
806. with a couple of years
of collegeCopy !req
807. and managerial experience,Copy !req
808. and the only thing
available to meCopy !req
809. is minimum wage!Copy !req
810. The system is fucked!Copy !req
811. Give me a shot of Jamie.Copy !req
812. And leave the bottle.Copy !req
813. The America we knewCopy !req
814. has ditched the party
and turned the lights out,Copy !req
815. boys and girls.Copy !req
816. And left us white guys in
the dark to fight each otherCopy !req
817. over the few crumbs
left behind by our masters.Copy !req
818. Am I right?Copy !req
819. You think you're having
a shit day, pal?Copy !req
820. I'm being deported next month.Copy !req
821. Been here 25 years.Copy !req
822. I was a translator in Iraq
during the goddamn Desert Storm.Copy !req
823. Now they're kicking me out.Copy !req
824. Because of
a fucking speeding ticket.Copy !req
825. I tried to flee up to Canada,Copy !req
826. but they stopped me
at the border,Copy !req
827. wouldn't let me in,
sent me back.Copy !req
828. Wait, you're trying to get
out of America?Copy !req
829. Yeah.Copy !req
830. Jesus, that's a piece
of fucking cake.Copy !req
831. Yeah, maybe for a white guy.Copy !req
832. Frank Gallagher.Copy !req
833. - Akram.
- Akram, my friend.Copy !req
834. This could be your lucky day.Copy !req
835. Praise Allah.Copy !req
836. What the...Copy !req
837. There's a dumpster
welded to my fucking car?Copy !req
838. Who the fuck welded
a dumpster to my fucking car?Copy !req
839. What the motherfucking fuck?Copy !req
840. What's going on down here?Copy !req
841. I'm fired,
but it was 100% worth itCopy !req
842. to see the look
on that scumbag's face.Copy !req
843. Thank you very much
for the opportunity, Nadine.Copy !req
844. I'll be back Friday
to collect my last check.Copy !req
845. Please stand
back, doors now closing.Copy !req
846. Fuckin' A.Copy !req
847. - Where is she?
- Who's she?Copy !req
848. Don't "who" me, you little shit.
Kassidi.Copy !req
849. My daughter, where is she?Copy !req
850. Uh, I can't disclose
that to you, sir.Copy !req
851. I promised her.Copy !req
852. - How old are you kid, 15?
- Sixteen.Copy !req
853. Well, maybe you don't
know this about the world yet,Copy !req
854. but girls like Kassidi,
this is what they do.Copy !req
855. You have no idea
how many times I've doneCopy !req
856. this ransom bullshit thing.Copy !req
857. My daughter's a Venus flytrap.Copy !req
858. Lures you in, and snap,Copy !req
859. eats you slowly over time.Copy !req
860. Just like her mother.
And you're on the menu.Copy !req
861. Now tell me where she is.Copy !req
862. No can do.Copy !req
863. Tell Kassidi it's
Tiffani's 12th birthdayCopy !req
864. on Friday, and her mother
wants her at the club.Copy !req
865. In the same blue Chanel dress
she ran off in last Friday.Copy !req
866. Make sure she gets it
dry-cleaned.Copy !req
867. Hey.Copy !req
868. Look, I don't care who's
right or who's wrong anymore.Copy !req
869. I just want this to be over.Copy !req
870. You threw away their shit.Copy !req
871. And you called
an inspector on me.Copy !req
872. Cost me 400 bucks
in sprinkler services.Copy !req
873. We both did shit.
We're both guilty.Copy !req
874. I don't care anymore.
I just want to fix this.Copy !req
875. I called Margo.Copy !req
876. She's got another building
she's willing to lease.Copy !req
877. It's way down on Ashland,
but it's got good bonesCopy !req
878. and she's willing
to rent it monthly.Copy !req
879. I already found
the perfect building.Copy !req
880. You stole it.Copy !req
881. I understand
that you feel wronged.Copy !req
882. And while I do not
see it that way,Copy !req
883. I'm trying to
do the right thing here.Copy !req
884. I got Margo to waive
first and last.Copy !req
885. We don't want your charity.Copy !req
886. Wait, where... where
is this place?Copy !req
887. Fuck off, Fiona.
The answer's no.Copy !req
888. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
889. I am trying to move forward hereCopy !req
890. and you are
acting like a toddler!Copy !req
891. What is going on with you?Copy !req
892. Are you off your meds?Copy !req
893. - What?
- You heard me.Copy !req
894. Your meds.
Are you taking 'em?Copy !req
895. Are you?Copy !req
896. Yeah.Copy !req
897. I am taking
my fucking meds, Fiona.Copy !req
898. I'm just... fucking angry.Copy !req
899. Are you gonna accuse me
of being off my medsCopy !req
900. every time I get fucking angry
for the rest of my life?Copy !req
901. 'Cause I am allowed
to get angry...Copy !req
902. at bitch assholesCopy !req
903. when they are being
fucking bitch assholes!Copy !req
904. It's a good building.Copy !req
905. At least take a look, okay?Copy !req
906. We cross the
Michigan border right here.Copy !req
907. I am your deliverer, my friend.Copy !req
908. It just so happens
I find myself between jobs,Copy !req
909. so for a small fee...Copy !req
910. say, 200, plus gas and tolls,Copy !req
911. I'll get you
and your family across,Copy !req
912. show what that big,
beautiful country up northCopy !req
913. is all "a-boot."Copy !req
914. Hey, Frank,
if you're going to Canada,Copy !req
915. can you do me a favor, bring me
back some Canadian insulin?Copy !req
916. It's 50 percent cheaper
up there.Copy !req
917. Sorry, going across on foot.Copy !req
918. No time to hit a pharmacy.Copy !req
919. Unless, of course,Copy !req
920. you want me to make time?Copy !req
921. You're a rat bastard, Frank,
you know that?Copy !req
922. It's my insulin.
Literally keeps me alive.Copy !req
923. It's your diabetes, not mine.Copy !req
924. Oh, fine, I'll...
I'll pay you 20 bucksCopy !req
925. to get me a case of
Canadian insulin.Copy !req
926. - Oh, who's going to Canada?
- He is.Copy !req
927. Buddy, listen,
can you get me some EpiPens?Copy !req
928. My kid's allergic to peanuts.Copy !req
929. They're 600 bucks here,
and only 225 up there.Copy !req
930. I-I'll pay you
whatever he's paying.Copy !req
931. Well, Kermit's a friend.Copy !req
932. I was giving him
the friend-price.Copy !req
933. My rate's... $30 per drug,
per run, plus gratuity.Copy !req
934. Done.Copy !req
935. I-I was first.
Frank, it's Invokana.Copy !req
936. I-N-V-O-K-A-N-A.Copy !req
937. You know, my cousin'd take
a case of that TecfideraCopy !req
938. for his MS friend.Copy !req
939. Gentlemen, one at a time.Copy !req
940. A man's backpack is only so big.Copy !req
941. You okay?Copy !req
942. I mean,
they feeding you and stuff?Copy !req
943. Yeah.Copy !req
944. Just like summer camp.Copy !req
945. The lawyer say anything
about a sentence hearing?Copy !req
946. I mean, they set a date yet
or...?Copy !req
947. Yeah, uh, August 17th.Copy !req
948. You want me to call anybody?Copy !req
949. Who you gonna call, Lip?Copy !req
950. Well, your family?
Um.Copy !req
951. Uh, your ex?
Your daughter?Copy !req
952. No.Copy !req
953. They were gonna take it easy
on you today, you...Copy !req
954. you know that, right?Copy !req
955. Yeah.Copy !req
956. Where the fuck do you even
get booze in a courthouse?Copy !req
957. I'm a drunk, Lip.Copy !req
958. Drunks can always get booze.Copy !req
959. I mean,
you could've got probation.Copy !req
960. A halfway house
with time served.Copy !req
961. What can I say?Copy !req
962. Life's a bitch.Copy !req
963. All you had to doCopy !req
964. was not fucking drink,
you stupid prick!Copy !req
965. What the fuck's
the matter with you anyway?Copy !req
966. I wanted a drink.Copy !req
967. Oh, you don't think
I wanted a fucking drink today?Copy !req
968. All day I wanted
a fucking drink.Copy !req
969. Everybody gets to drink.Copy !req
970. You get to drink.
Brad gets to drink.Copy !req
971. I get to clean up fucking vomit
and cart your ass around!Copy !req
972. I mean, I want a fucking drinkCopy !req
973. so fucking badCopy !req
974. I'm afraid my head
might fucking explode!Copy !req
975. Hey!Copy !req
976. Keep it down.Copy !req
977. Look.Copy !req
978. I appreciated
all your help today.Copy !req
979. But I didn't ask for it.Copy !req
980. I never asked you for a thing.Copy !req
981. You care?Copy !req
982. I mean, do you care?
About anything?Copy !req
983. I chose booze.Copy !req
984. A long time ago.Copy !req
985. You don't like what you see,Copy !req
986. don't look.Copy !req
987. I went with Fiona to look at
that place on Ashland.Copy !req
988. You what?Copy !req
989. It's got good bones.
I signed the lease.Copy !req
990. Fuck, Trev.Copy !req
991. She's right about you
not being yourself lately.Copy !req
992. This isn't the mountain
you're making it to be.Copy !req
993. Are you taking care of yourself?Copy !req
994. Yes.Copy !req
995. I am taking my fucking meds.Copy !req
996. Now get off my porch, dick.Copy !req
997. It is my job to do
what is best for those kids.Copy !req
998. And that place on AshlandCopy !req
999. will make their lives
a little bit better.Copy !req
1000. God damn it, V!
You used fabric softener.Copy !req
1001. Amy's allergic and now she's
gonna get a fuckin' angry rash.Copy !req
1002. Why can't you
remember this shit?Copy !req
1003. No fabric softener
in the girls' jammies.Copy !req
1004. Quick, Kev, what else?Copy !req
1005. What else what?Copy !req
1006. How else have I wronged you?Copy !req
1007. Besides fabric softener.Copy !req
1008. How have I been
a bad, bad girl?Copy !req
1009. Oh.Copy !req
1010. Hey.Copy !req
1011. Hey, you get tuition?Copy !req
1012. - Every cent.
- Yes. See?Copy !req
1013. I knew you could do it.Copy !req
1014. I saw your potential,
and I helped youCopy !req
1015. achieve great things.Copy !req
1016. Wait, what are you doing?Copy !req
1017. Letting you go.Copy !req
1018. What? Why?Copy !req
1019. You got me my tuition.
You're free to go.Copy !req
1020. You know, there's this
party for Tiffani on Friday...Copy !req
1021. No!
No, God, no.Copy !req
1022. Please, don't make me go, Carl.Copy !req
1023. You have no ideaCopy !req
1024. what kind of fucking hell
awaits me outside.Copy !req
1025. SAT prep.
Tennis camp.Copy !req
1026. Another fucking cruise
around the Greek Islands,Copy !req
1027. as if I haven't seen
the Gallipoli.Copy !req
1028. Like I enjoy P Diddy's yachtCopy !req
1029. just because
my father does his teeth.Copy !req
1030. Who cares?Copy !req
1031. You have to go home, Kassidi.Copy !req
1032. No, this is like
Stockholm Syndrome,Copy !req
1033. only for real.Copy !req
1034. I will not go back.Copy !req
1035. No.Copy !req
1036. No, I get to stay.Copy !req
1037. Say it.Copy !req
1038. Say, "You get to stay, Kassidi."Copy !req
1039. See?
You do want me to stay.Copy !req
1040. Fuck.Copy !req
1041. You, uh, want mayo or mustard?Copy !req
1042. You got any Dijon?Copy !req
1043. No.Copy !req
1044. Mayo.Copy !req
1045. You want to hit the 8:00 a.m.
meeting tomorrow or the 9:00?Copy !req
1046. 9:00.Copy !req
1047. Cool.Copy !req
1048. You know, we're gonna
get you that 30-day chip.Copy !req
1049. You'll be back homeCopy !req
1050. with Cami and your baby
before you know it.Copy !req
1051. Program works if you work it,
right?Copy !req
1052. How's the sandwich?Copy !req
1053. It's good.Copy !req
1054. Thanks.Copy !req
1055. Hi, Ian.
Can I come in?Copy !req
1056. Sure.Copy !req
1057. I want things to be okay
between us.Copy !req
1058. They are.Copy !req
1059. Really?Copy !req
1060. 'Cause I'd prefer not to
wake up to a bucket of ice.Copy !req
1061. We're fine.Copy !req
1062. I shouldn't have wasted my
energy on that bullshit anyway,Copy !req
1063. not when there are
larger concerns to consider.Copy !req
1064. Larger concerns like what?Copy !req
1065. Is there anything else
you wanted to talk about?Copy !req
1066. I was almost asleep in here.Copy !req
1067. Night, Ian.Copy !req
1068. I love you, you know?Copy !req
1069. You too.Copy !req
1070. And do you think I like
picking long scummy hairsCopy !req
1071. out of the drain? No.Copy !req
1072. But do you give a fuck? No.Copy !req
1073. If you did, you would use
the goddamn mesh drain stopper.Copy !req
1074. - Wouldn't you?
- Yes...Copy !req
1075. - Wouldn't you?
- I'm close.Copy !req
1076. I'm so close!Copy !req
1077. You never hang up wet towels.Copy !req
1078. You never refill the ice tray!Copy !req
1079. You never buy stamps!Copy !req