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3. that was so important
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in five days.
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to who I was—
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19. - Ugh.
- What?
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just walked in.
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24. Farhad doesn't want any E,
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28. Hey, your kid needs you.
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29. Check for the church.
It's a down payment.
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- The youth shelter.
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is you and Trevor?
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that church, Fiona.
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59. Did she ever pay?
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60. No. I gave her a week
three weeks ago.
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is a bark.
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63. No more fake dog barking.
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from your apartment.
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70. Mrs. Cardinal!
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82. No. No, no, no.
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Yes, you are.
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- She okay?
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95. No, Mrs. Cardinal's dead.
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97. Yeah, probably
for a few days.
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98. - That's terrible.
- Yeah.
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just need some love, don't you?
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Yes, you do.
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106. Had to drop Fiona off
at her building
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to fake Uber.
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109. Yeah. She said she was cured
and wanted to go home.
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110. That's what they all say.
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112. I should get more.
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113. Junkies are nasty.
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by the curse.
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116. - Shit.
- What's wrong?
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117. Mm, I asked the Academy
if they'd help me out
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118. or anything, you know?
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119. But they turned me down flat.
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120. Damn Comanche gets a full ride,
and I don't get a cent.
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a little restitution
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122. for our Native American
brothers.
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126. What if I give you $5,000
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127. Murder's a capital crime, Ian.
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128. I'd do it for ten.
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130. And what, pray tell, is this?
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to the middle class.
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credit card.
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135. I am officially in the club.
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136. Somebody at the credit card
company is losing their job.
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137. Au contraire.
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as rain in Seattle.
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139. In fact, you are looking at
Employee of the Month.
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140. I'm getting my photograph taken
for the Wall of Fame.
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141. - I gotta make money.
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142. Five bucks.
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143. You're heading that
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144. So?
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146. Only freaks at my school
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147. That's different.
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148. I was sort of hoping he'd
show up at the meeting.
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149. Shit, he could be dead
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151. Yeah. Nothing.
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152. Last bender, he disappeared
for three weeks.
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153. Jesus, three weeks?
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154. - Hey.
- He's not at the shop.
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157. Yeah, she's not picking up.
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158. Yeah.
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159. I never should've gone
back to work for him.
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I thought maybe
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162. He's a drunk. Drunks drink.
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163. It's a setback.
People have setbacks.
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176. I-I mean, maybe he's
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193. Frank, are we poor?
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194. No. You saw my new
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196. Frank Gallagher is ascendant!
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197. Then why do we walk to school
when everyone else drives?
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198. Well, we're more dedicated
to the survival of the planet,
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204. What's wrong?
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207. It's just...
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211. I've never seen that before.
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212. Like a whole body freak-out.
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out of the way?
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exclusive girl party?
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You know that.
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that you want.
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was gonna explode.
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221. All the orgasms that
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body so much better,
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start doing guys,
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bodies better.
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a spas-gasm.
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- You don't know that!
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I might be.
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Maybe I will go suck a dick.
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237. I could be all gender-liquid
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with a man.
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it when you peek in the shower
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a man, too.
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250. When I do gay shit,
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256. Mm-mm, four times this morning
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260. Yes, ma'am.
If we can locate any.
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261. I'm sorry, I—
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262. It's not unusual.
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273. Thanks. Sure.
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They'll be by to pick him up.
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278. They put 'em down once
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279. - Jesus.
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282. Gotta stay here, buddy.
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- Mornin'.
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- Hey, what's up, man?
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293. Yeah, sure. Shoot.
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298. I... guess I just kinda knew.
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- Yep.
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316. - No.
- Why not?
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318. Yeah. But I mean—
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319. Ian, soy latte no foam,
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320. Two sugars and a muffin.
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321. Yours is paid for.
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325. Yeah.
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328. Are you trying to fuck me?
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329. N-n-no.
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I just—I, uh—no.
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it's not a bad thing
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- So you're not hitting on me?
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338. No. No. No, no.
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356. The fuck?
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357. If you do find him,
don't bring him back.
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358. Unless he's sober.
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359. He used up all nine
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360. Brad's been a rock for us.
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361. And we want to return
the favor.
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362. - Would you mind?
- Oh.
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369. Thank you.
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370. And the second we do,
he goes off the wagon.
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379. There you go.
There you go.
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- What's wrong?
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- What?
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I can feel it.
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twice as big.
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sperm attacking my egg!
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the same mistake twice.
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you're not a mistake.
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the morning after pill.
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and give me your car keys?
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anything in the world,
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I can get it scraped out!
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pretty goddamn full,
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to chill the fuck out!
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423. Thank you.
I'll be back.
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Thursday, too.
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a credit card?
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the convenience of my own home.
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432. Look at that.
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need the same day
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436. You know, that's a miracle
when you think about it.
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world in motion
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by the necessity to visit
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with the great unwashed.
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443. Voila. Bring it to me.
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444. - What are you getting?
- I already guessed booze.
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450. You see, this is what it's like
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453. Oh, shit.
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the air-conditioned seats?
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the morning after pill.
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behind the counter.
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Do you sell loosies?
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461. Yes, ma'am, uh, that would
be $46.87 plus tax...
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just get through it.
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472. Really?
Copy !req
473. Can I help you?
Copy !req
474. Yes, hi. I called in an order
for the morning after pill.
Copy !req
475. No, you didn't.
Copy !req
476. It's not by prescription.
Copy !req
477. Uh, yes, I...
Copy !req
478. please?
Copy !req
479. $65 and your ID, please.
Copy !req
480. Yes, thank you.
Copy !req
481. Sorry, you have to be 17
in Missouri to buy the pill.
Copy !req
482. What?
Copy !req
483. No. I'm almost 17.
Copy !req
484. That's ridiculous.
Copy !req
485. If I'm not 17,
I have to have another baby?
Copy !req
486. That doesn't even
make any sense.
Copy !req
487. Well, what am I
supposed to do?
Copy !req
488. God. Fuckin' Missouri.
Copy !req
489. That's his truck.
Copy !req
490. The hell is that sticking
out of the truck?
Copy !req
491. I think it's
Michael Jordan's arm.
Copy !req
492. United Center?
Copy !req
493. You got to be fucking
kidding me.
Copy !req
494. Apparently he looted a bakery.
Copy !req
495. Okay. Shit's now getting dark.
Copy !req
496. What are we gonna find next,
a body?
Copy !req
497. Why do you even care
about this dude?
Copy !req
498. He's a psycho.
Copy !req
499. Done worse.
Copy !req
500. Oh, it's extensions, see?
Copy !req
501. So?
What does that even mean?
Copy !req
502. It's like a goddamn puzzle.
Copy !req
503. It means he's a drunk.
Copy !req
504. Come on, help me get the arm.
Copy !req
505. Why?
Copy !req
506. 'Cause if Bulls fans find it
in Brad's truck,
Copy !req
507. they're gonna skin him alive.
Copy !req
508. Come on.
Copy !req
509. What the hell are you
gonna do with it?
Copy !req
510. Oh, it weighs like 1,000 pounds.
Copy !req
511. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
512. Excuse me, ma'am?
Would you please help me?
Copy !req
513. I made a mistake and I'm trying
to take responsibility for it.
Copy !req
514. I had a little bit too much
to drink,
Copy !req
515. and I didn't use
any protection.
Copy !req
516. Would you be so kind as to buy
me the morning after pill?
Copy !req
517. - Of course.
- Really?
Copy !req
518. I really appreciate that.
Copy !req
519. Thank you.
Copy !req
520. Sisters gotta stick together.
Copy !req
521. Have you guys ever
experimented?
Copy !req
522. Like in chemistry class?
Copy !req
523. - I took shop.
- Me too.
Copy !req
524. No, not a chemistry experiment.
Copy !req
525. But, like, you know...
Copy !req
526. sexually?
Copy !req
527. No.
Copy !req
528. Nope.
Copy !req
529. Oh, you mean like
rolling her over?
Copy !req
530. No. Forget it.
Copy !req
531. Jesus!
Copy !req
532. Who died?
Copy !req
533. Gotta look sharp for my Employee
of the Month portrait session.
Copy !req
534. Just another rung up
the ladder, boys.
Copy !req
535. Dress for the job you want,
not for the job you have.
Copy !req
536. - Hey.
- Oh, hi, Franny.
Copy !req
537. Good morning. How are you?
It's Mommy.
Copy !req
538. I'll be back in just
a few minutes.
Copy !req
539. Oh, sweetie.
Copy !req
540. I know someday you may want
a brother or sister,
Copy !req
541. but... right now I need
to make sure
Copy !req
542. I can finish welding school
so I can get a sweet job
Copy !req
543. and we can get a house,
Copy !req
544. a yard, and a swing set...
Copy !req
545. how about that?
Copy !req
546. Wouldn't that be fun?
Copy !req
547. But right now if I had
another baby,
Copy !req
548. that would be a really
big disaster.
Copy !req
549. Hey, did you get it?
Copy !req
550. Hey!
Copy !req
551. Where's my pill?
Copy !req
552. No fucking way!
Copy !req
553. Give me back my money!
Copy !req
554. Get offa me!
Copy !req
555. You slut!
Copy !req
556. Mama.
Copy !req
557. Damn.
Copy !req
558. Hey.
Copy !req
559. You are so beautiful.
Copy !req
560. Thanks.
Copy !req
561. You know what I just realized?
Copy !req
562. Is something wrong?
Copy !req
563. If I were gay, I would be
all over you.
Copy !req
564. You're gorgeous, and I
already love you, but...
Copy !req
565. I'm just not interested
in your vagina.
Copy !req
566. And that tells me that
I'm not a lesbian.
Copy !req
567. Simple logic.
Copy !req
568. Does this have anything to do
with the Russian invasion
Copy !req
569. of your pussoir again?
Copy !req
570. There's something about that
angry bitch that gets me off
Copy !req
571. even when I want to stab her
with a rusty carving knife.
Copy !req
572. It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
Copy !req
573. You like it when she
bosses you around.
Copy !req
574. I do not like it.
It pisses me off.
Copy !req
575. Well, it doesn't piss off
your vagina.
Copy !req
576. V, you like to be dominated.
Copy !req
577. Dominated? Have you met me?
Copy !req
578. I brought you the schedule.
Copy !req
579. Melody can't do Wednesdays
'cause of her mom's chemo,
Copy !req
580. and Sierra can't do
Saturday mornings
Copy !req
581. 'cause of Lucas's T-ball,
Copy !req
582. so switch those
and they're good.
Copy !req
583. This is the most fucked up place
I've ever seen.
Copy !req
584. So the old lady died?
Copy !req
585. Her name was Helen.
Copy !req
586. Her husband got killed
in Vietnam.
Copy !req
587. Look.
Copy !req
588. She was pregnant.
Copy !req
589. See?
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590. It was a little girl.
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591. They got married
just down the block
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592. right before he shipped out.
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593. May 12th, 1972.
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594. New Covenant Baptist Church.
Copy !req
595. I mean, that could be me, V.
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596. An old lady, dying alone.
Copy !req
597. Nothing but purple clothes
in the closet.
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598. Nope.
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599. You're not gettin' rid of me.
Copy !req
600. And I will never let you
wear purple.
Copy !req
601. Quit screwing around
and clean this shit out.
Copy !req
602. Dominated? Really?
Copy !req
603. Do you have a better
explanation?
Copy !req
604. The lesson here
Copy !req
605. is that in America,
Copy !req
606. if you keep your head down
and work hard,
Copy !req
607. you will be rewarded.
Copy !req
608. Hm.
Copy !req
609. Mount up.
Copy !req
610. Does it have Bluetooth?
Copy !req
611. Crank it.
Copy !req
612. Let's ride.
Copy !req
613. - Whore!
- Redneck!
Copy !req
614. - Baby killer!
- Fuckin' thief!
Copy !req
615. How would you like it if
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616. somebody scraped you
out of their vagina? Huh?
Copy !req
617. Oh, I would be fuckin'
fine with it...
Copy !req
618. How would you like that?
Copy !req
619. because it would mean I'd
never met a stupid cunt like you
Copy !req
620. who thinks she knows what to do
with other people's uteruses!
Copy !req
621. One of these bitches better
make bail before dark
Copy !req
622. or it's gonna be
a long damn night.
Copy !req
623. If you want to experiment,
Copy !req
624. you should do so with
experienced teacher.
Copy !req
625. Yeah, maybe, but I just
don't feel very gay.
Copy !req
626. Man, woman—
what difference does it make
Copy !req
627. if you get pleasure?
Copy !req
628. A cock is nothing more than
a deformed clitoris.
Copy !req
629. I don't have very good gay-dar.
Copy !req
630. I wouldn't know where to look.
Copy !req
631. Do not look past the trees
to the forest.
Copy !req
632. What the hell does that mean?
Copy !req
633. Is that some Russian proverb
or something?
Copy !req
634. 'Cause it's very confusing
and not helping.
Copy !req
635. Hm?
Copy !req
636. What?
Copy !req
637. - Don Wessel's kid?
- Mmm.
Copy !req
638. He was first team all-city
linebacker a few years ago.
Copy !req
639. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
640. Grandma said she was crazy,
but...
Copy !req
641. wow.
Copy !req
642. Hi. I'm Fiona.
Copy !req
643. Are you her daughter?
Copy !req
644. No, I'm her niece.
Copy !req
645. Her daughter's been
dead for years.
Copy !req
646. I was Helen's landlady.
Copy !req
647. Sylvie. The police called.
Copy !req
648. I'm her only relative,
I guess.
Copy !req
649. You didn't know her?
Copy !req
650. No. Not really.
Copy !req
651. - Huh.
- Ugh, this is awful.
Copy !req
652. Yeah. She was alone here
for a long time.
Copy !req
653. Except for this little guy.
Copy !req
654. She hadn't spoken to the family
for years.
Copy !req
655. Any idea why?
Copy !req
656. Her and Grandma fought
about something.
Copy !req
657. Strange, huh?
Copy !req
658. Whole life,
no forgiveness.
Copy !req
659. Yeah, that's a shame.
Copy !req
660. So I'm the lucky heir
to all of this?
Copy !req
661. Lucky you.
Copy !req
662. I'll leave you to
look through it all.
Copy !req
663. It just looks like a bunch
of garbage.
Copy !req
664. Well, I did find a few photos...
Copy !req
665. I'm gonna call my husband.
Bring in some reinforcements.
Copy !req
666. Okay.
Copy !req
667. Ah, you gotta stay here, okay?
Copy !req
668. Animal control is gonna
come for her dog.
Copy !req
669. Hi, thanks for calling.
Copy !req
670. I'm not able to answer
my phone right now.
Copy !req
671. Son...
Copy !req
672. What say we pick up some hos?
Copy !req
673. Apparently civilization
has reached
Copy !req
674. a new low water mark, Dominique.
Copy !req
675. Last night, a vandal severed
the arm of Michael Jordan.
Copy !req
676. That's right, Chicago's greatest
hero has been mutilated,
Copy !req
677. no doubt by some
crazed Celtics fan.
Copy !req
678. Hey.
Copy !req
679. Uh, you remember a guy
that might've
Copy !req
680. accidentally taken these?
Copy !req
681. I remember drunk assholes.
Copy !req
682. There was more than one asshole?
Copy !req
683. He and his girlfriend were
in here all night.
Copy !req
684. His girlfriend?
Copy !req
685. Said they wanted maple bars.
Copy !req
686. I didn't have maple bars,
so they went crazy.
Copy !req
687. I wasn't gonna fight some drunk
over some doughnuts, you know?
Copy !req
688. - Right, yeah.
- Then they come back.
Copy !req
689. Said he felt bad.
Copy !req
690. Gives me $2 while
Little Miss Shit-Faced
Copy !req
691. says she has to pee, only she
goes in the wrong door.
Copy !req
692. So I tell him, "Your
girlfriend's in the back."
Copy !req
693. Next thing I hear,
Copy !req
694. they're screaming
like animals,
Copy !req
695. and he's running out
the door with her hair.
Copy !req
696. What happened to the girl?
Copy !req
697. Jesus.
Copy !req
698. Hey.
Copy !req
699. - Are you okay?
- Ow.
Copy !req
700. Shit.
Copy !req
701. Fuckin' Brad.
Copy !req
702. Those extensions cost me $300.
Copy !req
703. Cami's not gonna take him back.
He's gone.
Copy !req
704. You don't know that.
Copy !req
705. You're fooling yourself.
You can't save everybody.
Copy !req
706. I'm not trying
to save everybody;
Copy !req
707. I'm trying to help my friend.
Copy !req
708. This is the way
the world is, Lip.
Copy !req
709. - You live long enough—
- You need to walk away.
Copy !req
710. - All right?
- His sobriety is not yours.
Copy !req
711. This codependent shit's
gonna drag you down, too.
Copy !req
712. What, like I'm not
already down?
Copy !req
713. Like my life isn't a complete
fucking waste?
Copy !req
714. Look, if Brad can't make it,
Copy !req
715. how am I supposed to, huh?
Copy !req
716. You think you're so smart,
you old drunk prick?
Copy !req
717. How the fuck am I supposed
to make it if Brad can't?
Copy !req
718. Leave.
Copy !req
719. You got no faith?
Copy !req
720. That's on you.
Copy !req
721. But I'm doing this.
Copy !req
722. Listen, um...
Copy !req
723. you have any idea
where Brad is?
Copy !req
724. Hi.
Copy !req
725. Got a minute?
Copy !req
726. Not really.
Copy !req
727. We're short-handed today.
Sue's out.
Copy !req
728. Ian... I don't want us
to fight anymore.
Copy !req
729. Who's fighting?
Copy !req
730. You do know that
I didn't realize
Copy !req
731. it was your shelter, right?
Copy !req
732. What difference
does that make?
Copy !req
733. I just want to put it
behind us.
Copy !req
734. Do what you gotta do.
Copy !req
735. Hey. We're family.
Copy !req
736. Come on, there's nothing
more important than that.
Copy !req
737. There is to you.
Copy !req
738. What's that supposed to mean?
Copy !req
739. Money.
Copy !req
740. That is so unfair.
Copy !req
741. If I had known that it was you
trying to buy it,
Copy !req
742. I would've come to you first
to talk about it.
Copy !req
743. Still would've made
the same mistake.
Copy !req
744. So what?
Copy !req
745. - I didn't make a mistake.
- Right.
Copy !req
746. Because what's good for Fiona
can't be a mistake.
Copy !req
747. You're wrong.
Copy !req
748. Bunch of kids with nothing
just needed a place to sleep.
Copy !req
749. But you getting rich
is more important than that.
Copy !req
750. - Getting rich?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
751. I'm barely scraping by!
Copy !req
752. I've been cleaning a dead body
out of an apartment all day!
Copy !req
753. Your moral compass is seriously
fucked up.
Copy !req
754. Moral compass?
Copy !req
755. I've been working my ass off
trying to make a life for myself
Copy !req
756. and you turn on me?
Copy !req
757. For what?
A bunch of strangers?
Copy !req
758. Why should I sacrifice
everything I worked for
Copy !req
759. just so they can move
into that building?
Copy !req
760. Because they're helpless,
and you're not!
Copy !req
761. That's bullshit.
Copy !req
762. They have just as much
of a chance as I ever had.
Copy !req
763. The fuck—I'm not gonna
apologize to you
Copy !req
764. or anybody else for trying
to better myself.
Copy !req
765. Better all of us.
Copy !req
766. I don't know who
you are anymore.
Copy !req
767. You should really shave,
you know that?
Copy !req
768. Dinner...
Copy !req
769. is served.
Copy !req
770. Nice cock.
Copy !req
771. It'll look even better
in your mouth.
Copy !req
772. Mm.
Copy !req
773. It's no clitoris.
Copy !req
774. And it's big in a way that's
hard for me to accept.
Copy !req
775. I appreciate the Yelp review.
Copy !req
776. Now could you get started?
Copy !req
777. I don't even have a hard-on.
Copy !req
778. - Bullshit.
- Dude, I swear.
Copy !req
779. That's impossible.
Copy !req
780. No, I got nothin'.
Copy !req
781. No way.
It—look at me.
Copy !req
782. Look at both of us.
We're like Greek gods.
Copy !req
783. Let me see.
Copy !req
784. Dude, are you even gay?
Copy !req
785. No. Apparently not.
Copy !req
786. Hi.
Copy !req
787. Hey.
Copy !req
788. We'll have this place cleaned
out in a few hours.
Copy !req
789. Great. Thanks.
Copy !req
790. I don't suppose there's
a cleaning deposit on it?
Copy !req
791. Uh, no. Sorry.
Copy !req
792. Oh, there were, um...
Copy !req
793. I put a few of her photos
Copy !req
794. right on top of that little
table right there.
Copy !req
795. Oh, I didn't see 'em.
Copy !req
796. You know, we just don't have
room for all of this junk.
Copy !req
797. Yeah. Of course.
Copy !req
798. It's closed. Let's go.
Copy !req
799. I'm gonna take a walk
around the block.
Copy !req
800. You know this guy isn't
worth it, right?
Copy !req
801. Just take a minute.
Copy !req
802. Hey.
Copy !req
803. Brad!
Copy !req
804. Come on.
Copy !req
805. Hey.
Copy !req
806. No.
Copy !req
807. I g—I gotta—
Copy !req
808. I-I wrecked her hair.
Copy !req
809. I'm waitin' for Wynona.
Copy !req
810. Yeah, all right, let's just wait
in the car, okay?
Copy !req
811. Come here.
Copy !req
812. Wh-what the fuck
are you doing?
Copy !req
813. - I'm taking you home.
- No.
Copy !req
814. - No, I—
- Easy.
Copy !req
815. Easy, easy, easy.
Easy. Come on.
Copy !req
816. Just get... all right?
Copy !req
817. Get in the car, all right?
Copy !req
818. No. No!
Copy !req
819. I-I said leave me alone!
Copy !req
820. Asshole.
Copy !req
821. Look, I'm not leaving you,
all right?
Copy !req
822. I'm taking you—
Copy !req
823. Ffff...
Copy !req
824. fuck.
Copy !req
825. Aah!
Copy !req
826. Argh!
Copy !req
827. That's the one that
eats human flesh?
Copy !req
828. Come on, is that necessary?
Copy !req
829. I've been bit by big and small.
Copy !req
830. Hurts every time.
Copy !req
831. I tried, okay?
Copy !req
832. But I'm not even part gay.
Copy !req
833. I'm just a boring hetero dude.
Copy !req
834. So go ahead, you and Svet can
have your spas-gasms.
Copy !req
835. I'll just be here on the couch,
jerking off.
Copy !req
836. Well, it was brave
of you to try.
Copy !req
837. The truth is, I just wanted
to make you jealous.
Copy !req
838. Like I am.
Copy !req
839. You don't have to be
jealous, babe.
Copy !req
840. I think Fiona helped me realize
Copy !req
841. what her real power is
over me.
Copy !req
842. It's not the vagina.
Copy !req
843. What could be more powerful
than a vagina?
Copy !req
844. It's her bitchiness.
Copy !req
845. It's not women.
It's being dominated.
Copy !req
846. Well, great.
Copy !req
847. Maybe I could do
that for you.
Copy !req
848. You?
Copy !req
849. Sure.
Copy !req
850. Why not?
Copy !req
851. What could I do?
Just tell me.
Copy !req
852. Give me some ideas.
Copy !req
853. I'll try anything you ask.
I'm yours to command.
Copy !req
854. Just tell me...
how to dominate you.
Copy !req
855. I think you're missing
the point, babe.
Copy !req
856. All right, I'll go.
Copy !req
857. I'll be right back
Copy !req
858. and boss you around, okay?
Copy !req
859. Who let me be a father?
Copy !req
860. That kid is so screwed having me
as an old man.
Copy !req
861. Everyone's old man
is an asshole.
Copy !req
862. You're not special.
Copy !req
863. Tell me I didn't fuck Yoli.
Copy !req
864. I can't go back.
Copy !req
865. I can't face Cami.
Copy !req
866. They're better off without me.
Copy !req
867. Drink your coffee.
Copy !req
868. I just don't have it, man.
Copy !req
869. I don't have the strength.
Copy !req
870. Let me go. Just...
Copy !req
871. let me go.
Copy !req
872. Look at me.
Copy !req
873. You think you're
such a fuckup?
Copy !req
874. You got everything, man.
Copy !req
875. Everything that matters,
you've got.
Copy !req
876. You think that was an accident?
Copy !req
877. You built that family.
Copy !req
878. Right? You built that business.
Copy !req
879. Hard work.
Recovery every day.
Copy !req
880. You have a life.
You have people that love you.
Copy !req
881. 'Cause you deserve it.
Copy !req
882. So shut the hell up,
you whiny bitch.
Copy !req
883. Drink your coffee.
Copy !req
884. And then you're
gonna start over.
Copy !req
885. I hurt my hand on your
fuckin' ribs.
Copy !req
886. Yeah. I think you might've
broke one, too.
Copy !req
887. Good, asshole.
I owe you.
Copy !req
888. Hey. Hey, turn that up.
Copy !req
889. And the search
Copy !req
890. for the most hated man
in Chicago continues,
Copy !req
891. as the fate of the Michael
Jordan statue's arm
Copy !req
892. remains a mystery.
Copy !req
893. Somebody cut off the arm
of the Michael Jordan statue?
Copy !req
894. What kind of asshole would
do something like that?
Copy !req
895. No.
Copy !req
896. No way.
Copy !req
897. It's just 'cause I—
I love him so much, man.
Copy !req
898. What did I do with it?
Copy !req
899. Because, you know...
Copy !req
900. I-I'll be burned at the stake
if people find out.
Copy !req
901. It's taken care of.
Copy !req
902. Lady?
Copy !req
903. What?
Copy !req
904. - Do you have any kids?
- No.
Copy !req
905. You didn't want any?
Copy !req
906. I can't.
Copy !req
907. Sorry.
Copy !req
908. Go to hell.
Copy !req
909. There's a gay guy,
a black dude,
Copy !req
910. and a terrorist with a baby
here to bail you out.
Copy !req
911. Let your baby live!
Copy !req
912. - Hi, Franny!
- There's your mommy.
Copy !req
913. Thank you.
Copy !req
914. There you go.
Copy !req
915. You're the best, Frank.
Copy !req
916. And congratulations
on Employee of the Month.
Copy !req
917. Can't imagine why
it took so long.
Copy !req
918. Frank Gallagher?
Copy !req
919. Chuck Hartley.
Copy !req
920. From corporate.
Copy !req
921. Oh!
Copy !req
922. A pleasure to meet
one of the elite.
Copy !req
923. Can we talk for a minute
in Mr. Singh's office?
Copy !req
924. Sure.
Copy !req
925. Go to the loading dock.
Copy !req
926. Go to the loading dock, please.
Copy !req
927. Adeeb's not joining us?
Copy !req
928. I'm-I'm sorry to say no.
Copy !req
929. Um...
Copy !req
930. Mr. Singh was
let go yesterday.
Copy !req
931. Chuck, if I may,
this is not easy for me.
Copy !req
932. Adeeb was a dear friend
as well as a colleague.
Copy !req
933. He took a chance on me.
Copy !req
934. In a way, he gave me
a new life.
Copy !req
935. He was first-rate, all right.
Copy !req
936. So you can understand that...
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937. though I am flattered...
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938. and yes, ready to step
into his place,
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939. I do it with a heavy heart.
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940. I'd thought it would be
a while before I replaced him.
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941. Oh.
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942. Frank...
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943. you have the wrong idea.
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944. Oh.
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945. Is that so?
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946. Well, if this is a, uh...
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947. a move to corporate...
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948. I'm here to let you go, too.
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949. What?
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950. Today is your last day.
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951. I-I don't understand.
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952. I'm Employee of the Month.
What did I do wrong?
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953. Oh, my gosh. Nothing.
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954. Nothing at all.
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955. You were the model employee.
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956. Corporate is shutting down
the store.
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957. Half the stores
in the country, actually.
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958. See, the Internet gutted us,
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959. like a—an alien popping out
of our stomachs
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960. and eating our brains.
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961. I'm working my way
across the country
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962. like the Angel of Death.
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963. And once I finish
burying Spokane,
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964. there'll only be one man
left to fire.
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965. Who's that?
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966. Myself.
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967. I wish you luck, my friend.
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968. Thank you, Chuck.
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969. But men like us—
we land on our feet.
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970. We're diligent,
dependable, honest.
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971. We got gumption,
can-do spirit.
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972. Temporary setback at best.
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973. Right.
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974. Dang it!
Ah, we're running out of time!
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975. I got this.
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976. I'll get the pill.
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977. Allah 'akbar!
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978. Seriously?
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979. Allah 'akbar!
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980. Allah!
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981. Come on, let's go!
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982. Can I have the morning after
pill, please?
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983. What do you think?
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984. What do you think?
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985. Oh!
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986. Not a chance, pal.
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987. Ladies and gentlemen, do you
believe in miracles?
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988. Because the city of Chicago
woke to find
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989. the lost dunking arm
of Michael Jordan
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990. has reappeared,
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991. now planted at Ping Tom Park—
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992. or as the citizens of Chicago
are demanding,
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993. "His Airness Memorial Park."
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994. MJ's arm reaches majestically
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995. and eternally to the heavens.
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996. What could be more fitting?
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997. John, back to you.
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