1. Oh, it's you again?
What's your problem?Copy !req
2. You can't remember
what happened last week?Copy !req
3. Jesus.Copy !req
4. Kev's family
are fucking rednecks.Copy !req
5. I shot a deer!
I get to take home the head!Copy !req
6. Sign over the bar to me,
and I'll tell themCopy !req
7. this was all
just a big mistake.Copy !req
8. I keep two thirds of bar.Copy !req
9. One third.Copy !req
10. What's all that shit?Copy !req
11. My welding gear.Copy !req
12. What the hell's it for?Copy !req
13. Future.Copy !req
14. We don't have enough fathers
in our PTA.Copy !req
15. I'll wash cars
with my son Liam.Copy !req
16. Best way to teach him
the value of hard labor.Copy !req
17. You're hanging
around to try and weaselCopy !req
18. your way
back into my life.Copy !req
19. Do not use these kids to do it.Copy !req
20. All right, what can I do
to make it right?Copy !req
21. Help me find some legit housing
that isn't your bedroom.Copy !req
22. I can do that.Copy !req
23. You know the woman
who owns this placeCopy !req
24. dropped out of high schoolCopy !req
25. and now she owns, like,
half the South SideCopy !req
26. and a whole neighborhood
in Indianapolis?Copy !req
27. This sober sex thing, man,Copy !req
28. it's-it's not working for me.Copy !req
29. Yeah, I need
some fucking pussy!Copy !req
30. Think you could hit me
a little less?Copy !req
31. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
32. Messing with a veteranCopy !req
33. is a serious violation.Copy !req
34. I'm gonna need some bait.Copy !req
35. Ow! What the fuck?Copy !req
36. What the fuck?Copy !req
37. I see you found
the little treat I left you.Copy !req
38. Sorry I gotta
keep you down here, son.Copy !req
39. I understand why you did
what you did,Copy !req
40. but you stole
from a veteran, homey.Copy !req
41. It's a crime against America.Copy !req
42. Actions have consequences.Copy !req
43. Oh! Fuck. Ah!Copy !req
44. You're a shitty little lady,
aren't you?Copy !req
45. What?Copy !req
46. Say it.Copy !req
47. I'd prefer not to.Copy !req
48. - Say it, bitch!
- Oh!Copy !req
49. Fuck, I'm a shitty little lady!Copy !req
50. Yeah!Copy !req
51. Damn it!Copy !req
52. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
53. Ah! Ah! Shit!Copy !req
54. Oh!Copy !req
55. Should we help him?Copy !req
56. It sounds voluntary.Copy !req
57. Eat up, son.
Gotta stay sharpCopy !req
58. to ace that test of yours today.Copy !req
59. Make me look like a good papa
for the pieces.Copy !req
60. The what?Copy !req
61. The pieces of derriere
at Liam's school.Copy !req
62. I've moved into my 40s.Copy !req
63. Men in their 40s
soar in their careerCopy !req
64. and bang the parents
at their kids' schools.Copy !req
65. Most of those moms
haven't been boned properlyCopy !req
66. since their
junior year abroad.Copy !req
67. You can tell by the way
they twitch when they walk.Copy !req
68. Ew! Smells like puke!Copy !req
69. Day four of detox.Copy !req
70. Be happy it isn't diarrhea.Copy !req
71. Panic attacks are next.Copy !req
72. Hey! Did I tell you kids?Copy !req
73. I got another promotion.Copy !req
74. Assistant manager
in the garden shop.Copy !req
75. So what's the plan
with the dude in the basement?Copy !req
76. I'll set him free
when I feel likeCopy !req
77. he can contribute to society
again.Copy !req
78. Isn't that kidnapping?Copy !req
79. Public service.Copy !req
80. Hey. Can someone
watch Franny tonight?Copy !req
81. I've got a study group
for my exam tomorrow.Copy !req
82. - I will.
- Hey, Debs, your old manCopy !req
83. got another promotion.
I—Copy !req
84. Hey. Hey, Franny.Copy !req
85. See you at the shop,
runt.Copy !req
86. Yeah. Ah...Copy !req
87. Hey, you know you got
a little scratch on your—Copy !req
88. Hey, piss off, huh?Copy !req
89. Lip, you hear about
your old man?Copy !req
90. - Things are looking up—
- Hey, where's Fi?Copy !req
91. I need to borrow her car,Copy !req
92. make a pickup for the shop.Copy !req
93. I think she's
at her building.Copy !req
94. Come on, Cadet.Copy !req
95. Hey, Cadet Corporal,
brother.Copy !req
96. Is no one here
interestedCopy !req
97. in the upward mobility
of their father?Copy !req
98. I am.Copy !req
99. That's my boy.
Go get your backpack.Copy !req
100. You got some academic ass
to kick today,Copy !req
101. and I've got pieces
to penetrate.Copy !req
102. What are you up to today?Copy !req
103. Uh, Trevor and me
are having lunchCopy !req
104. with this rich old dude.Copy !req
105. I'm gonna see if we can
get some cashCopy !req
106. for a new place
for Trevor's at-risk kids.Copy !req
107. I'm bringing
the South Side cred.Copy !req
108. Still trying to get
in that dude's pants?Copy !req
109. Well...Copy !req
110. he does good things
for kids in need.Copy !req
111. Pretty much the best person
I know.Copy !req
112. Plus, he's great in the sack.Copy !req
113. How about you?Copy !req
114. I gotta call the school,Copy !req
115. see why my
fall enrollment packetCopy !req
116. hasn't shown up yet.Copy !req
117. Gotta register soon.Copy !req
118. You ready?Copy !req
119. Attention!Copy !req
120. Double time, move!Copy !req
121. Left, left,Copy !req
122. left, right, left!Copy !req
123. Cadet Corporal, halt!Copy !req
124. Hold in place.Copy !req
125. In cadence.
Move!Copy !req
126. It's about time
we jazzed up the joint.Copy !req
127. I bugged that prick Ryan
for a year.Copy !req
128. I'm like, "Bro,
buy a couple shrubs,Copy !req
129. and raise the profile
of the hood, why don't you?"Copy !req
130. "Raise the profile?"
I thought we wereCopy !req
131. just trying to make
things look niceCopy !req
132. so I can keep
jacking up the rents.Copy !req
133. You say "tomato"...Copy !req
134. Now I just gotta figure outCopy !req
135. how to stop these junkiesCopy !req
136. from smashing the windows
every couple monthsCopy !req
137. and pissing in the alley.Copy !req
138. Well...Copy !req
139. you could install
a cheap security cameraCopy !req
140. or set fire to the church squat,Copy !req
141. though you may not have to.Copy !req
142. It's for sale.Copy !req
143. Someone's selling that dump?Copy !req
144. Yep. Sign just went up.Copy !req
145. Maybe they'll finally
kick the junkies out of there.Copy !req
146. Huh.Copy !req
147. That's my boss' company.Copy !req
148. Who do you think
she'll sell to?Copy !req
149. Somebody with an imagination.Copy !req
150. Where is ledger,
for checks?Copy !req
151. I took care of it.Copy !req
152. I would like to see it,
please.Copy !req
153. I know how to cut
a damn checkCopy !req
154. for a damn
liquor distributor.Copy !req
155. There were three errors
last timeCopy !req
156. and cost bar $300.Copy !req
157. It's unacceptable.Copy !req
158. Are you standing here
telling me I don't knowCopy !req
159. how to run my business?Copy !req
160. I'm standing here
telling youCopy !req
161. that your math is shit.Copy !req
162. Hold up.Copy !req
163. Are these the stubs
for our paychecks?Copy !req
164. Yes.Copy !req
165. You cut two checks.Copy !req
166. There's three of us.Copy !req
167. We all make same amount.
It's 50/50.Copy !req
168. We own two thirds
of the bar.Copy !req
169. We should be making
a third of the profit each,Copy !req
170. - not half.
- I work longer shifts.Copy !req
171. I do all the paperwork.
I call when plumbing goes bad.Copy !req
172. Excuse me, you do not
get to decideCopy !req
173. how much Kev and I earn.Copy !req
174. You work eight hours
together.Copy !req
175. I work eight hours alone.Copy !req
176. So 50/50.Copy !req
177. Morning, Francis.Copy !req
178. Hey, Bev.Copy !req
179. Are you going
to the PTA meeting later?Copy !req
180. I wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
181. You work at Lumber Lawn
and Lighting?Copy !req
182. Associate manager
of the garden department.Copy !req
183. I handle plants,
fertilizer, tools...Copy !req
184. Nice.Copy !req
185. How are you with a trowel?Copy !req
186. I'm very, very handy.Copy !req
187. I'm also quite adept
at handling bulbsCopy !req
188. of all sizes.Copy !req
189. You should come by.Copy !req
190. I just might.Copy !req
191. She's into me.Copy !req
192. She knows a renegade
when she sees one.Copy !req
193. Also, she thinks
I'm teachable.Copy !req
194. Women love
a long-term project,Copy !req
195. especially when it involves
the improvement of a man.Copy !req
196. Now get in there.Copy !req
197. Hey.Copy !req
198. Hey.Copy !req
199. Thanks.Copy !req
200. I ran past that church
you were talking about.Copy !req
201. It could be a great spot
for a shelter.Copy !req
202. Place is huge.Copy !req
203. It's got this whole extra part
in the back, like,Copy !req
204. rooms where the priests lived.Copy !req
205. The listings didn't have
any interior pics,Copy !req
206. but the lady on the phone saidCopy !req
207. she was having trouble
selling it.Copy !req
208. You could probably grab
a couple kids,Copy !req
209. fix it up for cheap.Copy !req
210. We have tea
with my donor later.Copy !req
211. I'm hoping
you're gonna shower first.Copy !req
212. You gonna come with?Copy !req
213. I'll meet you there.
Just don't be late.Copy !req
214. - What's up with you?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
215. You're always singingCopy !req
216. and smiling
and bouncing around.Copy !req
217. I've got a beautiful daughter,Copy !req
218. decent job, great grades,
a rad group of friends,Copy !req
219. and I'm hot as fuck,Copy !req
220. and tomorrow, once I pass
my arc welding exam,Copy !req
221. I'll be one step closer
to getting my certification.Copy !req
222. Gonna be able to land a job
that pulls real money.Copy !req
223. Where is the peanut butter?Copy !req
224. Over there.Copy !req
225. Hello, sir.Copy !req
226. It's Cadet Corporal
Carl Gallagher, sir.Copy !req
227. 6612, C Company.Copy !req
228. I haven't received
my enrollment packet yet.Copy !req
229. My grant money has been
credited against that?Copy !req
230. Yes, sir?Copy !req
231. Comanche, sir.Copy !req
232. I understand.Copy !req
233. They gave my Indian scholarship
to another student.Copy !req
234. Why?Copy !req
235. He's 50% Comanche.Copy !req
236. Fucking Comanche!Copy !req
237. Tuition's 24 Gs.Copy !req
238. I need 12 Gs by August first.Copy !req
239. That's in, like, three weeks.Copy !req
240. Supposed to have my own
single dorm this year,Copy !req
241. be first in line
in the commissary,Copy !req
242. get my underwear washed
and my shirts ironedCopy !req
243. by the plebes.Copy !req
244. That sucks.Copy !req
245. Anything I can do to help?Copy !req
246. You got 12 Gs?Copy !req
247. Nope. Good luck.Copy !req
248. I don't need luck.Copy !req
249. I have will.Copy !req
250. I'm a fucking cadet corporal.Copy !req
251. You know what makes a man?Copy !req
252. Discipline.Copy !req
253. Conviction.Copy !req
254. Strength of character.Copy !req
255. Deciding against all oddsCopy !req
256. you alone define your destiny.Copy !req
257. You decide what you wantCopy !req
258. and find a way to get it.Copy !req
259. I want to be able
to see my face in theseCopy !req
260. by the end of the day.Copy !req
261. Well, these are
impressive numbers, Gallagher.Copy !req
262. You really got this place
humming.Copy !req
263. Thanks.Copy !req
264. So you're selling
the church over on 86th?Copy !req
265. Yeah, I was looking to develop
the whole block, but...Copy !req
266. I can't get it, uh, rezoned
to increase the density,Copy !req
267. so now it's a liability,Copy !req
268. 'cause one of those
dopeheads ODs in there,Copy !req
269. then they're gonna sue my ass.Copy !req
270. You got any offers yet?Copy !req
271. A shelter is looking
to lease it.Copy !req
272. A shelter?Copy !req
273. Well, won't that beCopy !req
274. hard on property values?Copy !req
275. My building's only
two blocks away.Copy !req
276. Well, the only other interest
is from these two brothersCopy !req
277. who were looking
for an art gallery,Copy !req
278. but they found another space,Copy !req
279. and I can't say as I blame them,Copy !req
280. 'cause that church
is a hellhole.Copy !req
281. Well, you could fix it up.Copy !req
282. You should buy it.Copy !req
283. Well, how much is it?Copy !req
284. Two hundred grand,Copy !req
285. and it'll be worth twice that
in three years.Copy !req
286. Nah, I-I can't-I can't
swing that.Copy !req
287. Well, I gotta unload it soon,Copy !req
288. before they declare it a goddamn
historic landmark, so...Copy !req
289. Diet Coke, please.Copy !req
290. Light on the ice.Copy !req
291. I swear, that commie bitchCopy !req
292. is gon' drive me
to murder.Copy !req
293. I can't believe you have
to work with her again.Copy !req
294. Oh, it's awful,
and Kev's driving me nuts,Copy !req
295. trying to compete
with the RussiansCopy !req
296. by going full-on
Kentucky fried redneck.Copy !req
297. Losing my damn mind.Copy !req
298. Hey. Bring this to Margo?Copy !req
299. Yo, can I get
my old job back?Copy !req
300. I need money
for military school.Copy !req
301. Comanche bastard
took my scholarship money.Copy !req
302. Shit. Can you get it back?Copy !req
303. I don't think so.Copy !req
304. Well, I can lend you
the money, if you need.Copy !req
305. No.Copy !req
306. Third principle
of military leadership:Copy !req
307. seek responsibility
and take responsibility.Copy !req
308. I need to earn my own way
back into school.Copy !req
309. Okay.Copy !req
310. I already got someone
on dishes.Copy !req
311. Please. I'll do anything.Copy !req
312. I'll empty and clean
the grease trap.Copy !req
313. No! Ugh.Copy !req
314. You won't be able
to shake the smell for days.Copy !req
315. Really?Copy !req
316. All right,
but you gotta waitCopy !req
317. till the lunch rush
dies down.Copy !req
318. I can't have customers
around for that.Copy !req
319. Soo-ee!Copy !req
320. Shift change.Copy !req
321. Russian hour is over.Copy !req
322. It's Kentucky time.Copy !req
323. Everybody who isn't
a red-blooded American,Copy !req
324. please exit the premises.Copy !req
325. Where's everybody going?Copy !req
326. Holy shit.Copy !req
327. Like, 60 Russians
just walked out.Copy !req
328. Gotta figure out how to get
my people in here.Copy !req
329. You know there's a difference
between Southern and Western?Copy !req
330. There's a learning curve,
Kermit.Copy !req
331. Does this mean no more
Ukrainian fist bumps?Copy !req
332. No what?Copy !req
333. Shot of vodka
and a bump of coke,Copy !req
334. for Russian hour.Copy !req
335. She's a fucking pinko genius.Copy !req
336. Hey.Copy !req
337. Got a little human stuck to you.Copy !req
338. Had to get Miles
out of the houseCopy !req
339. so Cami could get some sleep.Copy !req
340. Kid looks good on you.Copy !req
341. I'm a fucking dad.Copy !req
342. Didn't think I'd live past 25.
Now look at me.Copy !req
343. Yeah, you look like shit.Copy !req
344. I had three hours of sleep
last night.Copy !req
345. Two the night before.Copy !req
346. I've eaten nothing
but frozen veggie burritos.Copy !req
347. Jesus...Copy !req
348. You, uh—you wannaCopy !req
349. hit a meeting with us later?Copy !req
350. No, I gotta head back.Copy !req
351. Cami's parents are flying in.Copy !req
352. Place is a fucking mess.Copy !req
353. Look, I didn't have a chance
to sign the employee checksCopy !req
354. before the baby came.Copy !req
355. Can you, uh,
grab them from the shopCopy !req
356. and swing by my place later?Copy !req
357. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
358. They're on my desk.Copy !req
359. - Bye.
- Nice seeing you guys.Copy !req
360. - Yeah, you too.
- Later.Copy !req
361. - Wow! That looks great.
- It's really cool.Copy !req
362. You can check the camera
with your phone.Copy !req
363. So some, uh, shelterCopy !req
364. wants to rent out the church,
it turns out.Copy !req
365. Fuck.Copy !req
366. Yeah.Copy !req
367. - Really?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
368. Like, homeless people
and shit?Copy !req
369. No one else was interested?Copy !req
370. An art gallery wasCopy !req
371. for, like, half a second.Copy !req
372. Mel does PR
for the Art Institute.Copy !req
373. She can find out who they were,
why they changed their mind,Copy !req
374. if they'd reconsider.Copy !req
375. Little reminder: your girlfriend
and I don't get along.Copy !req
376. Well, try harder.Copy !req
377. Grow a cock,
gain 40 pounds.Copy !req
378. I gotta run some errands.
Later.Copy !req
379. Go.Copy !req
380. You got this.Copy !req
381. Hey.Copy !req
382. Hey, hang on.Copy !req
383. Hey, I gotta ask you a favor.Copy !req
384. Uh, the church squat
is for sale.Copy !req
385. Some artist brothers were
interested in it for a gallery,Copy !req
386. but they bailed.Copy !req
387. I was hoping
you could find out why.Copy !req
388. You're really nice
when you need something.Copy !req
389. A little sweetie pie.Copy !req
390. Are you gonna help me
or not?Copy !req
391. I want you to grovel,Copy !req
392. just a little bit.Copy !req
393. Go on.Copy !req
394. Please.Copy !req
395. Please what?Copy !req
396. Please find out whyCopy !req
397. the artist brothers bailed.Copy !req
398. And now apologize
for being a mega-cunt.Copy !req
399. I apologize.Copy !req
400. For?Copy !req
401. For being a...Copy !req
402. mega-cunt.Copy !req
403. Let me think about it.Copy !req
404. Nope.Copy !req
405. Uh, and it's been
a challengeCopy !req
406. to find affordable housing.Copy !req
407. The hoods where the kidsCopy !req
408. would have the chance
to flourish—Copy !req
409. they're just out of
our price range,Copy !req
410. but, um, we found
a potential placeCopy !req
411. in a transitional
neighborhood.Copy !req
412. Um...Copy !req
413. Um, so I'm from
the South Side...Copy !req
414. How much?Copy !req
415. Uh, it's five grand a month
to lease,Copy !req
416. with a five-grand deposit.Copy !req
417. It's a church.
It's huge.Copy !req
418. I wanna acknowledge,
uh, how muchCopy !req
419. you've already given us,
Mr. Fleet—Copy !req
420. Quinton, please.Copy !req
421. Well, you're
our primary benefactor,Copy !req
422. and you're the reason
we're able to help so many.Copy !req
423. Ten grand, up front?Copy !req
424. In cash?Copy !req
425. That would be great.Copy !req
426. I'll have my wife's assistant
wire you the money.Copy !req
427. You're welcome.Copy !req
428. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
429. I feel like I know you
from somewhere.Copy !req
430. I get around.Copy !req
431. Oh.Copy !req
432. Hi.Copy !req
433. You the agent
for the church on 86th?Copy !req
434. I'm sorry.
I'm late for a showing.Copy !req
435. I own a-an apartment building
around the corner.Copy !req
436. Why haven't you been able
to get a decent tenant in there?Copy !req
437. We have someone lined up
to lease.Copy !req
438. A homeless shelter.
I heard.Copy !req
439. Churches are tough.
People are afraid they'll beCopy !req
440. haunted by ghosts
of sadistic nunsCopy !req
441. and abused altar boys.Copy !req
442. So reach out
to some businesses.Copy !req
443. I have,Copy !req
444. and that property's
a disaster.Copy !req
445. So fix it up.Copy !req
446. Uh, it's a-it's a big space
at a great priceCopy !req
447. in an up-and-coming
neighborhood.Copy !req
448. Someone decent
is gonna want to buy it.Copy !req
449. It's impossible to heat,Copy !req
450. the whole exterior
needs renovation,Copy !req
451. there's no AC,
half the windows are broken,Copy !req
452. the plumbing is from the '50s,Copy !req
453. and it's now home, sweet home,Copy !req
454. to a small village
of drug addicts.Copy !req
455. You want a better class
of tenants in there?Copy !req
456. You go clean it up.Copy !req
457. - Hey. What's going on, man?
- Hi.Copy !req
458. There you go.Copy !req
459. Hey, man, sorry about the mess.Copy !req
460. Oh, no, it's no problem.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
461. This is Cami, my fiancée.Copy !req
462. Hi, how you doing?Copy !req
463. Excuse the boob.Copy !req
464. I have a nursing cover
somewhere, but...Copy !req
465. too tired to get it.Copy !req
466. Ah, it's no problem.Copy !req
467. I've been around babies
and boobs a lot, so...Copy !req
468. Thanks for coming over, man.Copy !req
469. I don't know my ass
from my head.Copy !req
470. Ah, it's all good.
Um... but look, uh,Copy !req
471. the guy with the Lexus
and the goateeCopy !req
472. called about his Harley.Copy !req
473. Oh, shit.Copy !req
474. I never got a chance
to look at it.Copy !req
475. Look, uh, could you check
the, uh, tension beltCopy !req
476. and the fuel hose,
replace the brake pads?Copy !req
477. Yeah, yeah,
it's no problem, man.Copy !req
478. Cool.Copy !req
479. You wanna hold him?Copy !req
480. Yeah.Copy !req
481. He's just about done.Copy !req
482. Just use the sanitizer.Copy !req
483. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
484. Okay.Copy !req
485. Mm-hmm. Oh, I know.Copy !req
486. You wanna say hi?Copy !req
487. Hey, gorgeous. I got you.Copy !req
488. I got you.Copy !req
489. I got you.Copy !req
490. Man, hey!Copy !req
491. Wow, look at that tiny nose!Copy !req
492. Huh?Copy !req
493. Listen, I-I think
you need to getCopy !req
494. an interim sponsor.Copy !req
495. That's all right.
I'll wait.Copy !req
496. No, you-you won't.Copy !req
497. Look, if you lose your shit
at 2 a.m.Copy !req
498. and you need someone to talk to,
that guy can't be me.Copy !req
499. I mean, not for a while,
you know?Copy !req
500. Some of these guys
have been soberCopy !req
501. longer than me.Copy !req
502. All of them are superior humans.Copy !req
503. I warned them
you might be calling.Copy !req
504. Take it.Copy !req
505. Mr. Gallagher, a word.Copy !req
506. Liam failed his exam today.Copy !req
507. He only got two
out of ten questions correct.Copy !req
508. I didn't understand
the questions.Copy !req
509. What kind of questions
are we talking?Copy !req
510. Basic word association.Copy !req
511. "Jennifer blanked the glueCopy !req
512. and finished her project."Copy !req
513. The choices were "applied,"Copy !req
514. "kicked," or "sliced."Copy !req
515. Liam scribbled them out
and wrote "sniffed."Copy !req
516. Well, technically,
it works.Copy !req
517. What else you got?Copy !req
518. "The front door is to the foyerCopy !req
519. as the back door is to..."Copy !req
520. The choices were "sidewalk,"
"kitchen,"street."Copy !req
521. He wrote "penis."Copy !req
522. How the hell
would he knowCopy !req
523. what a foyer is?Copy !req
524. What are we,
the Rockefellers?Copy !req
525. These questions
are standardizedCopy !req
526. across the private school
curriculum—Copy !req
527. To favor the studentsCopy !req
528. who understand
the references.Copy !req
529. This is cultural bias.Copy !req
530. You'll put his face
on your brochure,Copy !req
531. but you ignore
his background.Copy !req
532. I understand your concerns,
Mr. Gallagher—Copy !req
533. Great.Copy !req
534. What are you
gonna do about them?Copy !req
535. V, do you know SouthernersCopy !req
536. have 80 different waysCopy !req
537. of saying
"I did not know that"?Copy !req
538. Listen.Copy !req
539. "Well, slap my ass
and call me Sally."Copy !req
540. "Well, sit on my faceCopy !req
541. and call me Bernard."Copy !req
542. Who's Bernard?Copy !req
543. Your mounted deer head came.Copy !req
544. Oh!Copy !req
545. Oh, wow.Copy !req
546. Beautiful.Copy !req
547. His eyes... so soulful,Copy !req
548. like he's begging me
not to shoot him.Copy !req
549. I don't want that thing
in my house.Copy !req
550. No, no, no, no.
This is forCopy !req
551. Kentucky time at the bar,Copy !req
552. but I think I went overboard
with my background.Copy !req
553. It's less cowboy
and more hick.Copy !req
554. Or hillbilly. Bumpkin?
I have so much to learn.Copy !req
555. - Kev...
- Colored greens, for example.Copy !req
556. Are they multicolored
or just green?Copy !req
557. Or is the colored part
just, like, racism?Copy !req
558. I understand that you're
going through something,Copy !req
559. and I support you,Copy !req
560. but if this goes on
for longer than a week,Copy !req
561. I'ma slap the redneck
right off you.Copy !req
562. Whoa, what's got you
all bowed up?Copy !req
563. Still pissed off
from this morning.Copy !req
564. Found out you-know-who
is trying to cheat usCopy !req
565. out of our money by splittingCopy !req
566. the Alibi's earnings
down the middle.Copy !req
567. - What?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
568. She gets half,
she gives us half.Copy !req
569. Well, she does do a shit-ton
more for the bar than us.Copy !req
570. What gives her the right to make
those kinds of decisions?Copy !req
571. I told her we should each
get a third.Copy !req
572. V, you gotta get over it.Copy !req
573. She never apologized
for what she did to us,Copy !req
574. - not once.
- V, this isn't healthy.Copy !req
575. You're madder than a hornet
in a Coke can.Copy !req
576. Yeah, Coke can.Copy !req
577. I seriously cannot stop.Copy !req
578. Yeah, and that look
he gave meCopy !req
579. when I said he was familiar.Copy !req
580. Yeah, it was kind of skeevy.Copy !req
581. Oh, holy shit.Copy !req
582. What?Copy !req
583. Ah, The Fairy Tail.
He's the guyCopy !req
584. who always asks for blow jobs
in the handicapped stallCopy !req
585. 'cause he grabs the railing
for support.Copy !req
586. - No!
- Yeah. I didn't recognize him,Copy !req
587. 'cause he always pulls
his turtleneckCopy !req
588. up over his face
when he comes.Copy !req
589. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
590. Wow.
Well, maybe that's whyCopy !req
591. he was so quick
to give us the cash.Copy !req
592. I should've asked for more.Copy !req
593. Mm.Copy !req
594. Yo.Copy !req
595. What're you doing?Copy !req
596. Fiona's paying me
to make the gang tagsCopy !req
597. seem more artistic.Copy !req
598. Says that it's gonna
raise the profile of the hood.Copy !req
599. Oh, holy fuck,
what is that smell?Copy !req
600. It's like rotten,
rancid eggs.Copy !req
601. Grease trap.
No time to shower.Copy !req
602. All right.Copy !req
603. Hey, this place
could definitely work.Copy !req
604. I'll call the realtor tomorrow.Copy !req
605. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
606. Hey!Copy !req
607. Yo, cleaning up
the joint?Copy !req
608. Yeah. Got the last
of the needles.Copy !req
609. Now folks can walk around
without contracting hepatitis.Copy !req
610. Oh, sweet.Copy !req
611. You, uh—
do you want to grab a bite?Copy !req
612. I'm craving some
teriyaki beef.Copy !req
613. Yeah, sure. I'm starving.Copy !req
614. You ever hear of a safe word?Copy !req
615. Yeah. How about "stop"?Copy !req
616. That's good. I'll, uh—
I'll try that next time.Copy !req
617. You gonna stick around?Copy !req
618. Yeah. Brad's left
all this work.Copy !req
619. I gotta pick up his slack.Copy !req
620. - Thanks.
- Yeah. How's he doing?Copy !req
621. Uh, he's tired.
Overwhelmed.Copy !req
622. You know, he's a dad.Copy !req
623. Man, that baby, though.Copy !req
624. Yeah.Copy !req
625. You ever wonder if, uh,Copy !req
626. couples all making families
and stuff,Copy !req
627. they know something you don't?Copy !req
628. If I want a kid,
I'll get one of my gay bestiesCopy !req
629. to jack off in a cup for me.Copy !req
630. Yeah, but I mean
with a partner.Copy !req
631. No. Do you?Copy !req
632. Sometimes.Copy !req
633. I don't know.Copy !req
634. You know it's okay
to not want that too.Copy !req
635. Don't know where everyone
got the ideaCopy !req
636. you gotta be yoked and breeding
by 30 to feel normal.Copy !req
637. Maybe your normal
is just different.Copy !req
638. Yeah.Copy !req
639. Okay, next round.
Let's see some more questions.Copy !req
640. - Do this.
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
641. Lightning round:
While flame cutting,Copy !req
642. the preheat flame should be...Copy !req
643. - Neutral!
- Yes.Copy !req
644. What is the width
of a cut called?Copy !req
645. Kerf!Copy !req
646. The maximum
safe working pressure?Copy !req
647. - 15 psi!
- 15 pounds per square inch!Copy !req
648. "Square wave" refers to...Copy !req
649. The shape of the output power!Copy !req
650. Ah, shit, right.Copy !req
651. Ah, damn, you are good.Copy !req
652. And we're gonna
ace this shit.Copy !req
653. - Yeah.
- Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
654. Hey, are we still, uh,
driving your car to JoplinCopy !req
655. after exam tomorrow
to celebrate?Copy !req
656. Oh, fuck yeah.
I'll bring the E.Copy !req
657. - Mm...
- Debs, you down?Copy !req
658. - I don't know, guys.
- Come on.Copy !req
659. You've earned some chill time.Copy !req
660. I've never been without Franny
for more than a day.Copy !req
661. She has her abuela, right?
She'll-she'll be fine.Copy !req
662. I'll think about it.Copy !req
663. You're such a good mom,
man.Copy !req
664. Fucking love that kid
so goddamn much.Copy !req
665. Fucking murder someone
for that kid.Copy !req
666. Do you think Monica
would do that for me?Copy !req
667. No fucking way.Copy !req
668. My mom's a piece of shit too.Copy !req
669. - Mine too.
- Fuck shitty moms.Copy !req
670. - Fuck shitty moms.
- Fuck 'em.Copy !req
671. - Fuck 'em!
- Fuck shitty moms.Copy !req
672. - Fuck shitty moms.
- Fuck them.Copy !req
673. Tomorrow morning,
we have meeting.Copy !req
674. About what?
We can do it now.Copy !req
675. Empty. Not good.Copy !req
676. I have date now.
We talk tomorrow.Copy !req
677. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!Copy !req
678. The fuck is that smell?Copy !req
679. Grease trap at Patsy's.Copy !req
680. Come on, Liam,
let's get you upstairs to bed.Copy !req
681. That stink could kill
brain cells. God.Copy !req
682. Hey.Copy !req
683. Thanks for all your help today.Copy !req
684. I'd hug you, but...Copy !req
685. you fucking reek.Copy !req
686. So, uh, can we talk money?Copy !req
687. Sure. What do I owe you?Copy !req
688. So to hit my down payment
by August first,Copy !req
689. I need to be making
$4,666 per week.Copy !req
690. Brings us to $703.Copy !req
691. Call it an even $700.Copy !req
692. I was thinking
more like $150.Copy !req
693. 'Cause that's all I got.Copy !req
694. Thanks.Copy !req
695. Need $516 by sunrise
to hit my quota...Copy !req
696. divided by eight hours,
no sleep.Copy !req
697. That's $64 an hour.Copy !req
698. How much do you think
an Uber driver makesCopy !req
699. during the night shift?Copy !req
700. Ugh! Ugh.Copy !req
701. Go on,
talk about the smell.Copy !req
702. It's like the gaping anus
of death itself.Copy !req
703. Oh.Copy !req
704. I know I can't
help them all,Copy !req
705. but if I can put a roof
over, like,Copy !req
706. three of their heads...Copy !req
707. I don't know.Copy !req
708. One small break
could change their lives.Copy !req
709. It's the shit
that keeps me up at night.Copy !req
710. So, um...Copy !req
711. I should probably get going.Copy !req
712. I just want to say thank you
for all your help.Copy !req
713. Um, I don't know.
It's kind of...Copy !req
714. Record time.Copy !req
715. You caught me off guard.Copy !req
716. Sorry.Copy !req
717. No problem.Copy !req
718. Good night, son.Copy !req
719. You get the light?Copy !req
720. Read to me.Copy !req
721. Why would I do that?Copy !req
722. Other kids' parents
read to them at night.Copy !req
723. Oh.Copy !req
724. Right, that's a...Copy !req
725. that's a thing.Copy !req
726. Uh...Copy !req
727. "The victorious strategist
seeks battleCopy !req
728. after the victory has been won,Copy !req
729. while he who is destined
to defeatCopy !req
730. first fights
and seeks victory afterwards."Copy !req
731. Hmm.Copy !req
732. Are we at war?Copy !req
733. Yes, we are, son.Copy !req
734. You're, um...Copy !req
735. probably a little young
for this,Copy !req
736. but I'm gonna plant a seed
here.Copy !req
737. Those rich, white, liberal
parents at your schoolCopy !req
738. were once radicals.Copy !req
739. Rebels.Copy !req
740. Renegades.Copy !req
741. At some point,
they fell in stepCopy !req
742. with societal expectationsCopy !req
743. and became robots.Copy !req
744. So when they look at us,Copy !req
745. loudmouthed,Copy !req
746. antiestablishment,Copy !req
747. unafraid to confront
the power structures,Copy !req
748. they feel alive.Copy !req
749. So...Copy !req
750. we gotta take advantage
of that.Copy !req
751. Right?Copy !req
752. Right.Copy !req
753. I did what I could
to clean up the outside,Copy !req
754. but can I grab the keys
from you?Copy !req
755. I was hoping to take
some pictures,Copy !req
756. reach out to some
local businesses.Copy !req
757. Thanks, Margo.Copy !req
758. Anybody want to buy a church?Copy !req
759. Saint Francis?Copy !req
760. I'm no saint.Copy !req
761. My delusions of grandeurCopy !req
762. have faded as I've entered
my 40s.Copy !req
763. Mm. You're in your 40s now?Copy !req
764. God, my head...Copy !req
765. What time is it?Copy !req
766. Time to pound some Advil
and Gatorade,Copy !req
767. like a good little drunkard.Copy !req
768. Oh, my God, I'm gonna be—Copy !req
769. Coffee? Toast?Copy !req
770. Mm. Please.Copy !req
771. Thanks.Copy !req
772. Come on, Liam.
Another day of combatCopy !req
773. for social justice.Copy !req
774. Anyone seen my car keys?Copy !req
775. "Need the car
to make money.Copy !req
776. Thanks. Carl."Copy !req
777. - You call for an Uber?
- You Kendrick?Copy !req
778. - I'm Carl. Where you going?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
779. I charge ten bucks less than
whatever you were gonna pay.Copy !req
780. Okay.Copy !req
781. Hey, thanks for opening.
I thought I'd be here in time.Copy !req
782. Ah, it's no problem.Copy !req
783. Yeah, you clean out
the black brake dustCopy !req
784. after you took out
the old pads?Copy !req
785. Yeah, last night.Copy !req
786. Great.Copy !req
787. You find an interim sponsor?Copy !req
788. No, not yet.Copy !req
789. You gotta have a sponsor
in the first year and...Copy !req
790. I'm not gonna be...Copy !req
791. Did you use carb cleaner
on this?Copy !req
792. Yeah. Was I not supposed to?Copy !req
793. Goddamn it, Lip!Copy !req
794. Brake cleaner, brush,
and the air gun.Copy !req
795. Okay, I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
796. Okay. Yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
797. Christ.Copy !req
798. Miles just shat all over himself
at the park.Copy !req
799. I forgot to put more diapers
in the diaper bag.Copy !req
800. Sometimes I want to bash
that baby's head inCopy !req
801. with a tiny hammer.Copy !req
802. One hour of sleep last night!Copy !req
803. This is how they get people
to confess at Gitmo.Copy !req
804. Domestic bliss, am I right?Copy !req
805. Hey there, associate manager
of the garden department.Copy !req
806. Aha!Copy !req
807. Hey, hand me that little spade
over there—Copy !req
808. Ah, heck, you know what?Copy !req
809. Never mind, forget it.Copy !req
810. I'm already covered in dirt.Copy !req
811. Mrs. Seery told us
about Liam's test.Copy !req
812. The parents have assembled
a committeeCopy !req
813. to eliminate cultural bias
in standardized testing.Copy !req
814. We're petitioning Congress
to supportCopy !req
815. the Every Student Succeeds Act,Copy !req
816. and we're instituting
a round tableCopy !req
817. to open each exam question
to multiple interpretationsCopy !req
818. based on ethnic
and economic considerations.Copy !req
819. It's an excellent start,Copy !req
820. and I'm happy to lead
the charge,Copy !req
821. although sometimes
I feel likeCopy !req
822. our journey is this bigCopy !req
823. and a committee is this big.Copy !req
824. Your hands...Copy !req
825. filthy.Copy !req
826. Some employees like
to wear gloves.Copy !req
827. I prefer the sensation
of my bare handsCopy !req
828. in the moist soil.Copy !req
829. Wish I could get laidCopy !req
830. someplace comfortable,Copy !req
831. like with a bed or...Copy !req
832. Show me
your hands again.Copy !req
833. Oh!Copy !req
834. Your fingernails
are so dirty!Copy !req
835. Ah!Copy !req
836. Now tell me how much
you made last year,Copy !req
837. without taxes.Copy !req
838. I don't know.Copy !req
839. Two grand, maybe,Copy !req
840. and I don't pay taxes.Copy !req
841. Ah!Copy !req
842. Okay. First,Copy !req
843. I want an apologyCopy !req
844. from you to us.Copy !req
845. Second, I want the three of usCopy !req
846. to sit down,
figure out exactly...Copy !req
847. - Come here.
- ... what we—Copy !req
848. Look at something.Copy !req
849. I was talking.Copy !req
850. Come.Copy !req
851. During my shift,Copy !req
852. I bring in this number.Copy !req
853. During your shiftCopy !req
854. and Kevin's shift, combined,Copy !req
855. you bring in this number.Copy !req
856. Which is bigger?Copy !req
857. Yours.Copy !req
858. By how much?Copy !req
859. Three times.Copy !req
860. I want percentage
of the profits.Copy !req
861. Not when you're making
that profit off illegal shit.Copy !req
862. What the hell you thinking,
selling drugs in my bar?Copy !req
863. If we get busted,
the whole place goes down,Copy !req
864. not just the third you own.Copy !req
865. Fine.Copy !req
866. I get rid of the drugs.Copy !req
867. Only if you agree
to fuck me.Copy !req
868. What did you just say?Copy !req
869. Mm-mm.Copy !req
870. No.Copy !req
871. That ship has sailed.Copy !req
872. I deserve more money.Copy !req
873. You both know it.Copy !req
874. I will put it in writing,Copy !req
875. and I will still fuck you.Copy !req
876. Holy shit.Copy !req
877. Is this real?Copy !req
878. Trevor's meeting
with the realtor as we speak.Copy !req
879. Oh, my God.Copy !req
880. Dude, it's enormous!Copy !req
881. There's rooms in the back
where the priests live.Copy !req
882. So if you're good,
you can have first pick.Copy !req
883. Damn. You're like magic
or some shit.Copy !req
884. Gotta fix it up first, but...Copy !req
885. I love it.Copy !req
886. Oh.Copy !req
887. Fist bump.Copy !req
888. Hey. Go! Come on!Copy !req
889. Come on, come on.Copy !req
890. Oof.Copy !req
891. Weirdoes.Copy !req
892. What a palace.Copy !req
893. Grab a trash bag
or take a hike.Copy !req
894. Found the gallery dudes
you were talking about.Copy !req
895. They're these painters called
the Toussaint brothers.Copy !req
896. They want a raw multiuse
space to exhibit their workCopy !req
897. and for educational outreach
and artist residencies.Copy !req
898. Super into supporting
the community.Copy !req
899. They do "urban" work.Copy !req
900. That's graffiti.Copy !req
901. It's street art.Copy !req
902. They just did a show
at the Institute.Copy !req
903. They're hot shit.Copy !req
904. So what'd they say
about the church?Copy !req
905. They drove by it,
said it was too much work,Copy !req
906. too far south,
too ghetto.Copy !req
907. But they still haven't closed
on the other space.Copy !req
908. I guess there's another
bidder who's interested.Copy !req
909. Well, if I can clean it up
a little,Copy !req
910. you think they'd take
another look?Copy !req
911. I have no idea.Copy !req
912. Ask them.
Here's their contact info.Copy !req
913. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
914. I make 35 grand a year
at my nonprofit PR gig.Copy !req
915. I'm not interested in some
yuppie bakery moving inCopy !req
916. and charging me $12
for a fucking vegan muffin.Copy !req
917. You're welcome.Copy !req
918. Hey, I'm gonna go do
a pickup at the paint shop.Copy !req
919. I'll be back in a bit,
all right?Copy !req
920. Okay.Copy !req
921. Svetlana tried
to use sex on meCopy !req
922. at the bar to get her way.Copy !req
923. And?Copy !req
924. It worked.Copy !req
925. That bitch!Copy !req
926. Did she go down on you?Copy !req
927. Yes!Copy !req
928. Did she do that thing
with her tongue?Copy !req
929. Yes!Copy !req
930. Did you come a lot?Copy !req
931. - Kev.
- Right.Copy !req
932. That bitch!Copy !req
933. She can't just slut her way
back into our lives.Copy !req
934. I don't even want her to!Copy !req
935. That was weird!Copy !req
936. Back when we were together,Copy !req
937. I would get all shivery
and warm after sex,Copy !req
938. but this time,
it was different.Copy !req
939. I felt angry and hateful,Copy !req
940. and she has some sort of
fucked-up power over meCopy !req
941. and I don't know
what to do about it.Copy !req
942. When's the next time
you're supposed to see her?Copy !req
943. Tomorrow.Copy !req
944. She's supposed to come byCopy !req
945. to bring a contract
for us to look at.Copy !req
946. Okay, good.Copy !req
947. When she shows up,Copy !req
948. we read the contract slowly,Copy !req
949. we ask a bunch of questions,Copy !req
950. and we come up with an agreement
that works for all of us,Copy !req
951. and if she tries to pull
any of thatCopy !req
952. titty-hypnosis sex shit on you,Copy !req
953. you shut it down, all right?Copy !req
954. Boom.Copy !req
955. She use two fingers
or three?Copy !req
956. Kev.Copy !req
957. - Yo.
- Hey.Copy !req
958. Someone steal
your lunch money?Copy !req
959. Uh, the church
has a potential buyer.Copy !req
960. A fucking art gallery.Copy !req
961. Uh, I thought you saidCopy !req
962. she was having trouble
selling it.Copy !req
963. She was. Now she's not.Copy !req
964. She wants to hold off
on our leasing itCopy !req
965. until this other thing
plays out.Copy !req
966. So it's not a done deal?Copy !req
967. We still have a chance to...Copy !req
968. I just said she's not leasing.Copy !req
969. buy it.Copy !req
970. Buy it?
With what fucking money, Ian?Copy !req
971. Guy from The Fairy Tail.Copy !req
972. No, he's been way too generous
already.Copy !req
973. It's fine.
We'll find something else.Copy !req
974. - Hi.
- Debbie.Copy !req
975. My arc welding sculpture
went great.Copy !req
976. Professor Shelly called it
"intricate and expressive,"Copy !req
977. and I got a perfect score
on my written.Copy !req
978. - Congratulations.
- Thanks. I'm super psyched.Copy !req
979. Uh, so a couple of my friends
wanted to road trip to JoplinCopy !req
980. to celebrate,
and I kinda wanted to go.Copy !req
981. Was wondering if maybe
I could leave FrannyCopy !req
982. here with you
for a couple nights?Copy !req
983. - Of course.
- Awesome.Copy !req
984. Where is she?Copy !req
985. Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
986. This—this is Pepa.Copy !req
987. Derek's girlfriend.
They drove up for my birthday.Copy !req
988. Derek's here?Copy !req
989. He is. I think he's hiding.Copy !req
990. Derek! Ven aqui ahora!Copy !req
991. Hey, Deb.Copy !req
992. Franny got so big.Copy !req
993. Yeah, that happens.Copy !req
994. They surprised me,
or I would've told you.Copy !req
995. Let's sit down,
have a chat.Copy !req
996. Anybody want some tea
or anything?Copy !req
997. No, thank you.
Excuse me.Copy !req
998. - Hi.
- The boy from tea.Copy !req
999. Yeah. Uh, look.Copy !req
1000. Sorry to bug you so late—Copy !req
1001. Reasons you're here.
Quickly.Copy !req
1002. We need money to buy the church,
or we'll lose it.Copy !req
1003. Buy?Copy !req
1004. I thought you wanted to lease.Copy !req
1005. It changed.Copy !req
1006. I don't appreciate
unannounced home visits.Copy !req
1007. Run along, now.Copy !req
1008. I know you from
The Fairy Tail.Copy !req
1009. You're a Friday night regular.Copy !req
1010. You cover your face
with your turtleneckCopy !req
1011. when you come.
So maybe your wifeCopy !req
1012. would like to know about that.Copy !req
1013. Hon?Copy !req
1014. It's the redhead from the club.Copy !req
1015. Thinks you should know
about my turtleneck.Copy !req
1016. Also, he wants money.Copy !req
1017. Lillian.
I'm the one with the money.Copy !req
1018. Pleasure.
How much would you like?Copy !req
1019. Um...Copy !req
1020. 30K, for a down payment
to buy a buildingCopy !req
1021. for at-risk youth.Copy !req
1022. I hear you give exquisite head.Copy !req
1023. I'm curious if your skills
extend to both genders.Copy !req
1024. Do it for the kids.Copy !req
1025. Go forth with integrity
and courage,Copy !req
1026. right your wrongs,Copy !req
1027. and help others do the same.Copy !req
1028. You did it, man.
You're clean.Copy !req
1029. And now, you're free.Copy !req
1030. Thank you.Copy !req
1031. You were gone a while.Copy !req
1032. Yeah, I was, uh,
driving around.Copy !req
1033. I needed to think.Copy !req
1034. I always figured I didn't wantCopy !req
1035. any of the bourgie crap
other people had, but...Copy !req
1036. I don't know—after seeing
Brad and that baby...Copy !req
1037. what's so fucking terrible
about it?Copy !req
1038. You okay?Copy !req
1039. Brad was here.Copy !req
1040. - Okay—
- He left.Copy !req
1041. He's around the corner.Copy !req
1042. What do you mean?Copy !req
1043. You might want to think about
finding that new sponsor now.Copy !req
1044. Hey, man.Copy !req
1045. What the fuck
are you doing here?Copy !req
1046. Come on, let me take you home.Copy !req
1047. I'm not your fucking daddy.Copy !req
1048. I'm not your fucking problem.Copy !req
1049. So you can sleep it off
at my place, all right?Copy !req
1050. We'll hit a meeting,
first thing.Copy !req
1051. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1052. No.Copy !req
1053. Hey, Brad!Copy !req
1054. You know what?Copy !req
1055. Hey!Copy !req
1056. Where are you going?Copy !req
1057. What, are you gonna drive
fucking wasted?Copy !req
1058. Look, don't do this, man.Copy !req
1059. Hey, your kid needs you!Copy !req
1060. God damn it!Copy !req
1061. Stop it!Copy !req
1062. Joplin,
here we come.Copy !req
1063. Rod doesn't want any E,
so he said he'll drive first.Copy !req
1064. That lamp is so beautiful.Copy !req
1065. Isn't it
so fucking beautiful?Copy !req
1066. I think the drugs
are kicking in.Copy !req
1067. I think your face
is kicking in.Copy !req
1068. Derek can't touch me.Copy !req
1069. No one can.Copy !req
1070. Liam.
Why didn't you show me this?Copy !req
1071. - What?
- Your test.Copy !req
1072. All the Xs have magically
become check marks.Copy !req
1073. You got an A.Copy !req
1074. Standing up for our principles
worked.Copy !req
1075. You see,Copy !req
1076. this is the point I'm making
with the liberal elite.Copy !req
1077. In the war between the have-nots
and the have-everything's,Copy !req
1078. their guilt is our ammunition.Copy !req
1079. Never forget that.Copy !req
1080. - Okay.
- Morning, fam.Copy !req
1081. - Good morning.
- Where's your, uh,Copy !req
1082. drug addict?
I don't hear him moaning.Copy !req
1083. I set him free.
He's returning backCopy !req
1084. the Purple Heart,Copy !req
1085. and heading back to Juilliard
in the fall.Copy !req
1086. Nice work.Copy !req
1087. Jesus, that chick's
gonna put you in the hospital.Copy !req
1088. Uh, Brad relapsed.Copy !req
1089. He took off, and I've been
trying to find him all night.Copy !req
1090. Fuck. Are you okay?Copy !req
1091. I don't know.Copy !req
1092. Who the hell is this?Copy !req
1093. This is my girlfriend,
all right?Copy !req
1094. I was at Betty Ford three times.Copy !req
1095. It didn't work for me,
cost a fortune.Copy !req
1096. You cleaned me up in five days.Copy !req
1097. Here.Copy !req
1098. That's cash, from my parents.Copy !req
1099. It's five grand,
plus,Copy !req
1100. Nora-Jean's folks
are gonna give you $2,500Copy !req
1101. for the Beaver Trap
Detox Special.Copy !req
1102. Okay, so let me get this
straight.Copy !req
1103. You want to take
half the profits,Copy !req
1104. even though you're one person,Copy !req
1105. and you want us to get half,Copy !req
1106. even though we're two people.Copy !req
1107. That's not fair.Copy !req
1108. It is more than fair.Copy !req
1109. You stole our bar.
You shouldn't get shit.Copy !req
1110. Honey, we've moved past that.Copy !req
1111. Not when she crawls up on meCopy !req
1112. like I'm some sort of weak fool.Copy !req
1113. That's not how this works.Copy !req
1114. We each get 1/3.
Period. End of story.Copy !req
1115. Agreed. You heard her.Copy !req
1116. This time,
we get what we want.Copy !req
1117. Now, I'm gonna go get
a bucket of extra crispyCopy !req
1118. and a pile of biscuits
for lunch.Copy !req
1119. When I get back, we'll go over
all the ordersCopy !req
1120. and maintenance and shit.Copy !req
1121. Until then,Copy !req
1122. keep your saddle greasedCopy !req
1123. and your guns oiled.Copy !req
1124. And these are contingencies,Copy !req
1125. like appraisals,Copy !req
1126. and, um, inspections
and mortgage agreements,Copy !req
1127. but no rush, by the way.Copy !req
1128. It's just for your information.Copy !req
1129. We'll have our lawyers
look it over.Copy !req
1130. Sounds good.Copy !req
1131. - Hey, Fi.
- Hey.Copy !req
1132. - You Margo?
- I am.Copy !req
1133. Well, your office said
we could find you here.Copy !req
1134. I have a check for the church.Copy !req
1135. It's a down payment.Copy !req
1136. Who are you?Copy !req
1137. The youth shelter.Copy !req
1138. We were gonna lease it,
but now we wanna buy it.Copy !req
1139. Wait, the shelter
is you and Trevor?Copy !req
1140. You two know each other?Copy !req
1141. - This is my brother.
- That's my sister.Copy !req
1142. Come outside a second.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
1143. Those guys are buying
the church.Copy !req
1144. Wait, has anyone
signed anything yet?Copy !req
1145. Well, no, not yet.Copy !req
1146. Cool, okay,
so go tell 'em not to.Copy !req
1147. Ian,
you don't want that place.Copy !req
1148. It's—it's a piece of shit
inside.Copy !req
1149. Oh, no, we love it.
It's perfect.Copy !req
1150. Well, you'll find another place.Copy !req
1151. I mean, trashed buildings
that nobody wanted beforeCopy !req
1152. are popping up for sale
all over.Copy !req
1153. They'll find another place.Copy !req
1154. We found it first.Copy !req
1155. The neighborhood
is against the shelter.Copy !req
1156. You, like, speak
for the neighborhood now?Copy !req
1157. People wanna feel safe.Copy !req
1158. My kids wanna feel safe.Copy !req
1159. These guys are South Side.Copy !req
1160. They want to give back.Copy !req
1161. They want to engage
the community,Copy !req
1162. provide programs
for kids in need.Copy !req
1163. Kids like yours!Copy !req
1164. My kids don't need art classes.Copy !req
1165. They need homes.
They're at-risk.Copy !req
1166. They're not at-risk,
they are risk, Ian.Copy !req
1167. That girl you brought
into our houseCopy !req
1168. bit off a dick!Copy !req
1169. That's exactly
why she needs help!Copy !req
1170. I have worked too hard
and risked too much of my assCopy !req
1171. and put it on the—Copy !req
1172. I promised those kidsCopy !req
1173. that church, Fiona.
I am not tearing it—Copy !req
1174. Find another fucking church.Copy !req
1175. Hey, kids.Copy !req
1176. Grub's here!Copy !req
1177. Hello?Copy !req
1178. Spasiba.Copy !req
1179. What in tarnation?Copy !req
1180. 50/50.Copy !req