1. You missed it, didn't ya?Copy !req
2. You don't know
what happened last week.Copy !req
3. You want me to tell you?
Give me 100 bucks.Copy !req
4. Come on, 100 bucks,
I'll tell you what ha—Copy !req
5. Okay, 50 bucks!
You make a good living!Copy !req
6. Give me some fucking money!Copy !req
7. You want to know
what happened or not?Copy !req
8. Well then, fuck you.
I'm not telling you.Copy !req
9. It's my goal to get you allCopy !req
10. safely across the border
into Canada.Copy !req
11. - Do you see anybody?
- No, I don't see—Copy !req
12. Hello. Wrong side
of the border, boys, eh?Copy !req
13. You can find your own
rich dude to control.Copy !req
14. I am past
my prime whoring years.Copy !req
15. Top ten places
to look for rich dudes.Copy !req
16. Number one: high-end pubs.Copy !req
17. We're taking you
sugar-daddy shopping.Copy !req
18. I saw you took
the "For Rent" sign down.Copy !req
19. It's about time I gotCopy !req
20. something of my own
for a change.Copy !req
21. You're pretty damn intriguing.Copy !req
22. How intriguing?Copy !req
23. There was, uh, an accident
at my building,Copy !req
24. one of the roofer guys
fell off the roof.Copy !req
25. - Is he okay?
- I think he broke his ankle.Copy !req
26. If there's anything that
I can do to help.Copy !req
27. Thank you.Copy !req
28. What, Youens still?Copy !req
29. I can't stop picturing him
in an orange jumpsuitCopy !req
30. for the rest of his life.Copy !req
31. You're a good fucking friend,Copy !req
32. but you can't fix everything.Copy !req
33. You still on that Bible shit?Copy !req
34. Yeah, I'm proving to
my online hatersCopy !req
35. that Jesus is a fag hag.Copy !req
36. Another gaycorcism's going down.Copy !req
37. Gotta gather the kids.Copy !req
38. - Who are you?
- I'm his girlfriend.Copy !req
39. - Check this out.
- Wow.Copy !req
40. You're
yelling at me right now!Copy !req
41. Because you're being crazy!Copy !req
42. Yes, I'll marry you!Copy !req
43. Fucking hell yes!Copy !req
44. Oh, my God...Copy !req
45. Ah, you're, uh,
still at it.Copy !req
46. Yeah, I'm trying to figure outCopy !req
47. where all the
gay-hating churches are.Copy !req
48. There's like one
in every neighborhood.Copy !req
49. Homophobia's back in style.Copy !req
50. Not for long.Copy !req
51. I've got more kids coming
for a meeting tonight.Copy !req
52. - Youens still in jail?
- Yeah.Copy !req
53. Yeah, I'm actually gonna
go check on him later today.Copy !req
54. Oh.Copy !req
55. Hey, they've got
a retirement calculator.Copy !req
56. I fucking love the internet.Copy !req
57. I'll roll over my 401K
from Lumber Lawn and Lighting.Copy !req
58. And then I add
my estimated yearly earnings.Copy !req
59. What are you doing, Frank?Copy !req
60. Planning my retirement.Copy !req
61. Time to reflect on
my accomplishmentsCopy !req
62. and to bask in the spoils
of a life well-lived.Copy !req
63. You mean leech off your kidsCopy !req
64. and drink booze
out of a backpack?Copy !req
65. You guys, Farhad found meCopy !req
66. a temp job that
pays 40 bucks an hour!Copy !req
67. - Oh, yeah?
- Some nighttime welding gig.Copy !req
68. I don't know, nighttime welding?
Sounds kind of sketchy, Debs.Copy !req
69. Took me two weeks to make
300 bucks walking dogs.Copy !req
70. I can handle sketchy.Copy !req
71. Expenses? Alcohol and drugs
is non-negotiable.Copy !req
72. Clothing? Yes,
the occasional golf shirtCopy !req
73. or swimwear for leisurely
retirement pursuits.Copy !req
74. Hola, hola, good morning.Copy !req
75. No mortgage...Copy !req
76. Hola, mi cielito.
Como estás?Copy !req
77. No rent...Copy !req
78. Are you ready to have a nice day
with your abuelita?Copy !req
79. I'll change you.Copy !req
80. - Good morning, boo.
- Did you make all this?Copy !req
81. Yes.
For you, bae.Copy !req
82. I am going to cook for you
every day,Copy !req
83. and dinner too,
and then blow jobs for dessert.Copy !req
84. I'm going to be
the best fucking wife.Copy !req
85. The age
I'd like to retire,Copy !req
86. based on my current age?Copy !req
87. Well... they're identical, so.Copy !req
88. I—Copy !req
89. W—this makes no sense.Copy !req
90. Let me see.Copy !req
91. Come on.Copy !req
92. All right, you need...
23 grand annually to retire.Copy !req
93. And you are short by about...Copy !req
94. 22 grand.Copy !req
95. Sounds right to me.Copy !req
96. Oh, fuck that.Copy !req
97. I've got engagement presents!Copy !req
98. The vibrations
will lift up your folliclesCopy !req
99. so that the blades cut
below your skin.Copy !req
100. Thank you.Copy !req
101. And a Nintendo 3DS
for Liam.Copy !req
102. Dope.Copy !req
103. And a Zen gardenCopy !req
104. with a tiny, little sand rake
for you.Copy !req
105. And, um, a Fitbit for Ian.Copy !req
106. Sweet.Copy !req
107. And... hot rollers for you.Copy !req
108. Cool.Copy !req
109. And for you, my sweet,
hot bitch...Copy !req
110. I found it.Copy !req
111. What is it?Copy !req
112. Is that blood?Copy !req
113. Is that your blood?Copy !req
114. Yeah.
It's your blood now.Copy !req
115. You possess me,
and vice versa.Copy !req
116. Here.
Come here.Copy !req
117. I'll try not to nick an artery.Copy !req
118. Gross.Copy !req
119. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
120. Nice color.Copy !req
121. It's called "Dangerous Robot."Copy !req
122. I'm doing the bathroom
in Liquid Kitty.Copy !req
123. What happened to just "blue"?Copy !req
124. Blue... is not badass.Copy !req
125. Well, neither is Liquid Kitty;
it sounds like a dyke bar.Copy !req
126. Why don't you just paint it
"Wet Pussy"?Copy !req
127. Benjamin Moore
didn't have that one.Copy !req
128. It took me forever to choose.Copy !req
129. What is my taste, even?Copy !req
130. Ghetto chic.Copy !req
131. That's by necessity, not choice.Copy !req
132. Well, you're asking
the wrong gal.Copy !req
133. Mel handles this shit.Copy !req
134. And her style's like...Copy !req
135. resort meets brothel.Copy !req
136. That's perfect for a nursery.Copy !req
137. You guys start
picking out cribs?Copy !req
138. Crib, singular.Copy !req
139. We're down a fetus.
I miscarried.Copy !req
140. Oh, shit.Copy !req
141. It's okay.Copy !req
142. I mean, yeah, it sucks, butCopy !req
143. we hadn't figured
we'd both get pregnant.Copy !req
144. Least now I can drink.
Got any beer?Copy !req
145. Yeah, go help yourself.Copy !req
146. Well, how's Mel taking it?Copy !req
147. I haven't told her yet.Copy !req
148. Maybe I'll eat smoked salmon
and raw eggs in front of her,Copy !req
149. and see if she notices.Copy !req
150. "Hey, stranger.Copy !req
151. Picking up some chairs
for a client.Copy !req
152. Wanna join and grab
some furniture for your flat?"Copy !req
153. - Is that Ford?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
154. Say yes.
He's like a furniture savant.Copy !req
155. So the last time I saw him,Copy !req
156. we kissed,
and then he threw me out.Copy !req
157. Well, said he had to work.Copy !req
158. I have never waited this long
for someone to bang me.Copy !req
159. It's kind of fun, weirdly.Copy !req
160. For now.Copy !req
161. Guy better be an animal in bed.Copy !req
162. I wouldn't know.Copy !req
163. I closed my eyes and
pictured Scarlett Johansson.Copy !req
164. But I've heard
glowing accounts.Copy !req
165. Well, if I find out
before I'm 40,Copy !req
166. I'll let you know.Copy !req
167. Any bites yet?Copy !req
168. Maybe we should change
her profile description.Copy !req
169. What does it say now?Copy !req
170. "Sassy Russian ex-prostituteCopy !req
171. seeks single geriatric maleCopy !req
172. with piles of money
and a terminal illness."Copy !req
173. Subtle.Copy !req
174. Guy named Gerald
seems interested.Copy !req
175. Luxury cigar importer.Copy !req
176. Hey, guess what we're doing.Copy !req
177. I can find my own rich husband.Copy !req
178. We know that you can,
but if a wealthy cigar importerCopy !req
179. comes into The Alibi tonight,
it won't kill youCopy !req
180. to smile and have a drink.Copy !req
181. What is the point of smiling?Copy !req
182. Make other people feel good.Copy !req
183. I make people feel good
other ways.Copy !req
184. Yes, you do.Copy !req
185. But there are some situationsCopy !req
186. where hand jobs
are not appropriate.Copy !req
187. American mid-century modern.Copy !req
188. Mm.Copy !req
189. That's cool.Copy !req
190. Reference to the Danish
design movement of the 1950s.Copy !req
191. Try it.Copy !req
192. - It's comfy.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
193. - Not sure it's me though.
- Says who?Copy !req
194. You get to choose that.
That's what design is for.Copy !req
195. Decide who you want to be.Copy !req
196. speaking GreekCopy !req
197. - speaking Greek
- speaking GreekCopy !req
198. speaks GreekCopy !req
199. Thank you.Copy !req
200. - What the fuck was that?
- Uh, Greek.Copy !req
201. I lived in a monastery
in Macedonia for a while.Copy !req
202. Of course you did.Copy !req
203. And I just scored you
a $2,000 chair for 450,Copy !req
204. which is insane.Copy !req
205. I'm not gonna spend
$450 on a chair.Copy !req
206. It's not a chair.Copy !req
207. It's an investment
in your future self.Copy !req
208. How much
that building cost you?Copy !req
209. It was a lot more than I had.Copy !req
210. Why'd you buy it then?Copy !req
211. You're good.Copy !req
212. - Hi.
- Hi. Inmate's name?Copy !req
213. It's, uh, Clyde Youens.Copy !req
214. Y-O-U-E-N-S.Copy !req
215. I'm sorry, he's deceased.Copy !req
216. What?Copy !req
217. There was an incident.
He didn't survive.Copy !req
218. W—when?Copy !req
219. Tuesday.Copy !req
220. Next of kin was contacted
and the body was claimed.Copy !req
221. Next.Copy !req
222. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
223. Here for Paddy, 4629...Copy !req
224. They're kicking him out
of the hospital in the morning.Copy !req
225. And how is
this my problem, huh?Copy !req
226. He fell.
I didn't push him.Copy !req
227. He worked six hours;
he'll get his 150 bucksCopy !req
228. when the job is done
and I get paid.Copy !req
229. That's how this works.Copy !req
230. We're not leaving this spotCopy !req
231. until we get out our money.Copy !req
232. Whatever!Copy !req
233. Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
234. Do you mind if my kids
use your bathroom?Copy !req
235. Sure.Copy !req
236. We love you, Ian!Copy !req
237. There he is.
Look, it's Ian.Copy !req
238. - Ian! Ian!
- Can you come to our...Copy !req
239. - What's up, guys?
- My boyfriend is gonna flip.Copy !req
240. He can't stop talking about you.Copy !req
241. Could you, uh,
record a message for him?Copy !req
242. His name's Nico James.Copy !req
243. Mr. Gallagher,
hi, I'm Reverend Murphy.Copy !req
244. I'm a pastor at
Trinity and Life Evangelical—Copy !req
245. Oh, we don't need
any more ministers,Copy !req
246. but if you want to give money,
that'd be cool—Copy !req
247. I'm not here for me.Copy !req
248. Some folks from my church
wanted to meet you.Copy !req
249. This is Alice.Copy !req
250. Her parents put her through
conversion therapy twice.Copy !req
251. She has something for you.Copy !req
252. Go on, honey.Copy !req
253. Wow.Copy !req
254. That, uh, tha—Copy !req
255. you drew this?
Thank you.Copy !req
256. Can you, like, heal people?Copy !req
257. I'm a paramedic, so...Copy !req
258. Well, when are you gonna
perform your next miracle?Copy !req
259. Oh, no, I don't
perform miracles.Copy !req
260. Do you—I'm sorry,
I only saw the one video.Copy !req
261. - What is your ministry, again?
- I don't have one.Copy !req
262. I just kind of show upCopy !req
263. to these conversion things
and argue with assholes.Copy !req
264. I... lead meetings at this
youth center if you guys want—Copy !req
265. My boyfriend needs help.Copy !req
266. Could you talk to him?Copy !req
267. Oh, well, lookee here,
Mr. Popularity.Copy !req
268. - Mr. Viral Sensation.
- Okay.Copy !req
269. Mr. King of the Queens.Copy !req
270. Kind of hoping
they'll lose interest.Copy !req
271. Yeah, well, there's more
and more of them every day.Copy !req
272. They're blocking
the garage door.Copy !req
273. I'm gonna have to
park the ambulanceCopy !req
274. outside by the curb
so I don't accidentallyCopy !req
275. run somebody over.Copy !req
276. What do they even want?Copy !req
277. Uh—Copy !req
278. Guess they just want
to be seen by...Copy !req
279. someone who sees 'em back.Copy !req
280. Oh, please.Copy !req
281. Looks to me like they want to
douse you in syrupCopy !req
282. and slurp you up with a spoon.Copy !req
283. Could be down for that.Copy !req
284. That chair suits you.Copy !req
285. Might be the first time
I bought somethingCopy !req
286. I didn't actually need.Copy !req
287. Beautiful, functional
everyday objectsCopy !req
288. should be affordable.Copy !req
289. My idea of affordable is
looting the houseCopy !req
290. of the neighbor who just OD'd
so I don't gotta buy new shit.Copy !req
291. I've got an old coffee maker
that needs a loving home.Copy !req
292. Ooh.
Now you're talking.Copy !req
293. Maybe I'll come by
your place later?Copy !req
294. - Pick it up?
- I got plans tonight.Copy !req
295. I'll drop it off tomorrow.Copy !req
296. How long have they
been in there?Copy !req
297. About 20 minutes.Copy !req
298. Are they bathing?Copy !req
299. I think they might be.Copy !req
300. Why would they do that?Copy !req
301. You think they're homeless?Copy !req
302. Jesus, you startled me.Copy !req
303. I didn't think
anybody else had keys.Copy !req
304. I'm sorry, who are you?Copy !req
305. Oh, I'm Lip.
Um.Copy !req
306. Phillip Gallagher.Copy !req
307. Who are you?Copy !req
308. I'm—I'm Tabitha, his daughter.Copy !req
309. I—um, are you a student?Copy !req
310. No, I was.Copy !req
311. I was helping him
after the accident.Copy !req
312. Accident? I thought
he was arrested for a DUI.Copy !req
313. You know what?
It's okay.Copy !req
314. I don't even want to know.Copy !req
315. Jesus Christ, this week.Copy !req
316. You—you do know he's dead,
right?Copy !req
317. What happened?Copy !req
318. He had, uh, a seizure.Copy !req
319. Alcohol withdrawal.
Hit his head.Copy !req
320. - Jesus.
- Yeah.Copy !req
321. There's a memorial service
tomorrow,Copy !req
322. and the students are welcome
to say a few words if you like.Copy !req
323. Oh, no one told me.Copy !req
324. The school said
they sent out an email.Copy !req
325. I-I-I'm sorry,
who are you again?Copy !req
326. I picked up your dad...
from jail,Copy !req
327. after the DUI.Copy !req
328. I bought him groceries.
I—Copy !req
329. Did he pay you?Copy !req
330. No, he didn't pay me.Copy !req
331. He...
covered the cost of my rehab.Copy !req
332. And he got me an internship.Copy !req
333. He-he tried to
convince the schoolCopy !req
334. to revoke my expulsion.Copy !req
335. He listened to me.
He...Copy !req
336. listened to me about everything.Copy !req
337. Well, glad you were
so well-parented by my dad.Copy !req
338. Look, I-I have this covered.Copy !req
339. You can leave your key
on the way out.Copy !req
340. Thanks.Copy !req
341. Sure.Copy !req
342. Here you are, sir.Copy !req
343. On the house.Copy !req
344. - Oh, thank you.
- Of course.Copy !req
345. Our elders are
a precious resource.Copy !req
346. Thanks for staying alive.Copy !req
347. I'll drink to that.Copy !req
348. My, my.Copy !req
349. You must be Svetlana.Copy !req
350. Wow.
What a knockout.Copy !req
351. Good evening, ma'am.Copy !req
352. May I procure you a cocktail?Copy !req
353. Vodka.Copy !req
354. Your profile was, uh,Copy !req
355. quite provocative.Copy !req
356. You were an escort
for a time, weren't you?Copy !req
357. Hand whore.Copy !req
358. Occasional
cocksucking and fucking.Copy !req
359. What is your name?Copy !req
360. - Gerald.
- "Gerald."Copy !req
361. Sounds like bald man
drowning in hot soup.Copy !req
362. Huh?Copy !req
363. There you are, m'lady.Copy !req
364. What would it run me if, uh,Copy !req
365. you and I were to take
a walk out to my vehicleCopy !req
366. and you were to
keep me company for 30 minutes?Copy !req
367. $900,000.Copy !req
368. Forty bucks.Copy !req
369. And you take off your shoes
so I don't get any...Copy !req
370. dirt on my seat.Copy !req
371. Oh!Copy !req
372. Could've gone worse.Copy !req
373. Don't know how.Copy !req
374. It sucks when people use God as
an excuse for their own hatred,Copy !req
375. and when it's your family,
it's the worst.Copy !req
376. Look,Copy !req
377. I know you don't
want to hurt your parents,Copy !req
378. but sometimes they forget.Copy !req
379. God creates us all
in his own image.Copy !req
380. We gotta jog their memory.Copy !req
381. If they believe that God hates
the same people as they do,Copy !req
382. well, they're creating God
in their image.Copy !req
383. That's right. That's right.Copy !req
384. We all have a Holy Spirit.Copy !req
385. We're all holy.Copy !req
386. We're all divine...Copy !req
387. Jesus, listen to that.Copy !req
388. Oh, I know.
He's like a prophet.Copy !req
389. And he's super hot too.Copy !req
390. Like hot gay Jesus.Copy !req
391. "Hot gay Jesus."Copy !req
392. Bet we can make money
off of that.Copy !req
393. How?Copy !req
394. Ring the right bell
for the right causes,Copy !req
395. the guilt-ridden
pry open their wallets.Copy !req
396. It's Pavlovian.Copy !req
397. Righteousness
is very marketable.Copy !req
398. What's that all about?Copy !req
399. Uh, just a queer
religious rebellionCopy !req
400. led by your gay brother.
No biggie.Copy !req
401. We all have
the Trinity inside of us.Copy !req
402. I'd like to read a passage
from Romans now.Copy !req
403. - Who are we hiding from?
- The union workers.Copy !req
404. We gotta wait till
they leave for the night.Copy !req
405. - How do we get paid?
- Cash.Copy !req
406. We meet tomorrow, location TBA,Copy !req
407. and they'll text the address.Copy !req
408. My God.
This is so exciting.Copy !req
409. Everybody, let's go, let's go.Copy !req
410. OMG.
That was amazing.Copy !req
411. Your brother is,
like, everything.Copy !req
412. And they all ate my popovers.Copy !req
413. God, I am really fucking happy.Copy !req
414. - Are you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
415. But are you, like,
really fucking happyCopy !req
416. or are you just, like, meh?Copy !req
417. I'm really fuckin' happy.Copy !req
418. Yay.Copy !req
419. - Hey, what you writing?
- A list.Copy !req
420. "Swiss Army knife, stun gun,Copy !req
421. retractable night stick,"
what-what is this shit?Copy !req
422. List for school.
Give it back.Copy !req
423. Wait, military school?Copy !req
424. You said that
you weren't going back.Copy !req
425. We're engaged!Copy !req
426. I never said
I wasn't going back.Copy !req
427. I've been packing my duffel bag
all week.Copy !req
428. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
429. I guess I've been just too busyCopy !req
430. buying your fuckin' family shitCopy !req
431. and-and making
a fucking life for us.Copy !req
432. Meanwhile, you've just
been shitting all over it.Copy !req
433. Why did we even bother
getting engaged?Copy !req
434. Why did I fucking
cut myself for you?Copy !req
435. We'll
make it work; you'll come visit.Copy !req
436. - We'll scout motels.
- Motels?Copy !req
437. What am I, a prostitute?Copy !req
438. No, I never said that!Copy !req
439. You are so
full of shit, Carl!Copy !req
440. - You don't even love me!
- Of course I love you!Copy !req
441. Well,
you don't love me enough!Copy !req
442. Then how do I
prove it to you?Copy !req
443. Um, you're not supposed to askCopy !req
444. how you prove to love somebody,
you should just prove it.Copy !req
445. Well, obviously
it's not fuckin' enough.Copy !req
446. Uh, yeah,
because your real goal isCopy !req
447. to go back to military school.Copy !req
448. Of course that doesn't
make me think that you love me!Copy !req
449. I want you to stay hereCopy !req
450. and be my husband!Copy !req
451. Reverend Murph,Copy !req
452. this is my sister Fiona.Copy !req
453. - Pleasure.
- Hi.Copy !req
454. I'm super impressed, dude.Copy !req
455. The only way I can
get that many peopleCopy !req
456. is if I offer free pizza.Copy !req
457. No, it's just
'cause of that video.Copy !req
458. No.
You got something, man.Copy !req
459. Bunch of folks
who couldn't make itCopy !req
460. already messaged me
about the next one.Copy !req
461. Oh, I definitely can't
fit more people in hereCopy !req
462. than I did tonight.Copy !req
463. Would you feel weird
about using our parish hall?Copy !req
464. No pressure.Copy !req
465. Just shoot me a text
when you decide,Copy !req
466. I'll send you the address.Copy !req
467. Thanks for the beer.Copy !req
468. How's the new place?Copy !req
469. Small.
Quiet.Copy !req
470. - I bought a chair.
- Oh.Copy !req
471. Your, uh, fellowship thingCopy !req
472. seems to be doing well.Copy !req
473. First Gallagher
to become famous for somethingCopy !req
474. other than larceny or assault.Copy !req
475. Ha, yeah.Copy !req
476. It's, uh...Copy !req
477. it's getting pretty out of hand.Copy !req
478. I got people showing up
at my home,Copy !req
479. church place, work.Copy !req
480. I had to shut down
my Facebook page.Copy !req
481. So why not quit
if you hate it so much?Copy !req
482. I don't.Copy !req
483. Just... trying to manage it.Copy !req
484. She's back to flipping
out again about military school.Copy !req
485. Says I can't go
'cause we're engaged.Copy !req
486. Wait, you're actually engaged?Copy !req
487. - I thought that was a joke.
- Don't marry her.Copy !req
488. I can't lose her.Copy !req
489. She's fun, hot,Copy !req
490. rich, hot.Copy !req
491. She loves me.Copy !req
492. No one's ever
loved me this hard.Copy !req
493. Do not marry her, okay?Copy !req
494. She is a fucking psycho.Copy !req
495. Marry her.Copy !req
496. Hear me and heed me.Copy !req
497. Do not let that frothing piece
of lady meat out of your sight.Copy !req
498. She has a trust fund.Copy !req
499. Get joint checking.Copy !req
500. And whatever you do,
do not sign a prenup.Copy !req
501. Hey.Copy !req
502. It's Gay Jesus.Copy !req
503. Can I have this?Copy !req
504. Hey!
Scabs!Copy !req
505. - Go, go!
- Fuckin' run!Copy !req
506. - Oh, fuck!
- Get back here!Copy !req
507. Debbie!
Debbie, run!Copy !req
508. Come here, you motherfucker!Copy !req
509. Hey!Copy !req
510. How ya feeling?Copy !req
511. Like shit.Copy !req
512. Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
513. Your boss emailed me.Copy !req
514. He finished the job,
sent me an invoice.Copy !req
515. Probably want to track
him down so you can get paid.Copy !req
516. Thanks for the heads up.Copy !req
517. Okay.
You did really well last night.Copy !req
518. However, we need
to tone down the rage a little.Copy !req
519. You're not gonna get anywhere
if your date thinksCopy !req
520. you want to murder him
the second he ties the knot.Copy !req
521. - What if I do?
- Great question.Copy !req
522. Which brings us to Part A
of our plan: etiquette.Copy !req
523. Rich guys are old school.Copy !req
524. They want a lady to be a lady.Copy !req
525. A man wants to feel powerful.Copy !req
526. Really powerful.Copy !req
527. So let him dominate
the conversation.Copy !req
528. Act like he's
totally fascinating.Copy !req
529. I cannot do this.Copy !req
530. Okay, this brings us
to Part B of our plan.Copy !req
531. This is a tiny microphone.
Attach it to your shirt.Copy !req
532. This is a tiny earpiece.
Put this in your ear.Copy !req
533. Oh, come on, Svet.
You're Russian.Copy !req
534. This is spy shit.
It's in your DNA.Copy !req
535. Testing, testing.
Can you hear me?Copy !req
536. You are right there.Copy !req
537. I meant in the thingy.Copy !req
538. Can you hear me?Copy !req
539. Yes.Copy !req
540. Okay.
Do everything I say.Copy !req
541. Scratch your nose.Copy !req
542. Tuck your hair behind your ear.Copy !req
543. Excellent.Copy !req
544. Say, "Kevin Ball
has a sexy voice."Copy !req
545. Why should I lie?Copy !req
546. Say it.Copy !req
547. Kevin Ball has a sexy voice.Copy !req
548. Mmm.Copy !req
549. What the fuck was that
last night?Copy !req
550. I never said it was risk-free.Copy !req
551. You also never saidCopy !req
552. we'd be running for our lives.Copy !req
553. Why'd they hire us instead
of hiring their own guys?Copy !req
554. Scabs are non-union.Copy !req
555. Union guys get overtime,
pension, health.Copy !req
556. So we're screwing over a union
we want to join someday?Copy !req
557. If we don't take the work,
someone else will.Copy !req
558. It's wrong and it's dangerous.Copy !req
559. I'm never being a scab again.Copy !req
560. Hey, just got a tip
for another gig.Copy !req
561. Pays even more.Copy !req
562. Five hundred.Copy !req
563. I'm in.Copy !req
564. Hi.Copy !req
565. What you got there?Copy !req
566. Free appliance.Copy !req
567. Works great if you're patient.Copy !req
568. Is that a shitty,
old percolator?Copy !req
569. It's Italian.
It's art.Copy !req
570. Hey.Copy !req
571. What are you guys
still doing here?Copy !req
572. We can't leave.Copy !req
573. Rodney won't
fit in the car with his leg.Copy !req
574. Plus, our AC is busted.Copy !req
575. You know anybody with an SUV?Copy !req
576. Or I can take you somewhere.
Where you headed?Copy !req
577. Is there, uh, some family
you can stay withCopy !req
578. or maybe an old neighbor?Copy !req
579. Oh, we've been looking
into some charity housing,Copy !req
580. but they all have a wait list.Copy !req
581. I know someone
who works with local shelters.Copy !req
582. I can ask him if he maybe knows
a place that could take you.Copy !req
583. - Wow, you'd do that?
- Sure.Copy !req
584. Hey.Copy !req
585. What the fuck?Copy !req
586. Hey, baby.Copy !req
587. You cut up all my uniforms?Copy !req
588. Well, I weighed out
the pros and cons,Copy !req
589. and I made a decision
for our family.Copy !req
590. I think that it's
better for everyoneCopy !req
591. that you don't
go back to school.Copy !req
592. We have a wedding to plan.Copy !req
593. Kassidi.Copy !req
594. Don't say my name like that.Copy !req
595. - Kassidi—
- Do notCopy !req
596. say my name like that,
I mean it, Carl.Copy !req
597. Kassidi, this is not a joke!Copy !req
598. I am going back
to military school.Copy !req
599. I hate you!Copy !req
600. Hey!Copy !req
601. Fuck. Wait!Copy !req
602. You can't leave me! I'll die!Copy !req
603. Hey, what the fuck!
You're not gonna die!Copy !req
604. We're gonna see each other
like once a week!Copy !req
605. - I can't!
- Open up the door!Copy !req
606. - I need you!
- What the fuck? You kidding me?Copy !req
607. This engagement
is bullshit!Copy !req
608. What?
What the fuck?Copy !req
609. I paid like 100 bucks for that!Copy !req
610. - Fuck you!
- Come on!Copy !req
611. Fuck you!
Fuck you!Copy !req
612. Oh, my God!
What do you want me to do?Copy !req
613. Marry me before you leave,
dumb-ass.Copy !req
614. You love me, right?Copy !req
615. Then what's
the point in waiting?Copy !req
616. Okay, fine.Copy !req
617. - Today?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
618. But—do you have a fake ID?Copy !req
619. Yeah.-Copy !req
620. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
621. Where's Ian?Copy !req
622. I don't know.
I haven't seen him.Copy !req
623. Fuck.Copy !req
624. He was supposed to be here
like an hour ago to help set up.Copy !req
625. Doing this thing about
careers in emergency servicesCopy !req
626. for our Life Skills program.Copy !req
627. Shit-ton of people signed up
because of him, but...Copy !req
628. whatever.Copy !req
629. What's up?Copy !req
630. Uh, one of the guysCopy !req
631. who was working on my roof
got hurt.Copy !req
632. He's gonna be out of work
for a few months,Copy !req
633. and his family's
living out of a car.Copy !req
634. I was wondering if you might
know anyCopy !req
635. family shelters
that could take him?Copy !req
636. Um, I might, actually.
Follow me.Copy !req
637. So, uh, what's your take
on this whole, uh,Copy !req
638. Ian ambushing
all those ministers?Copy !req
639. Uh,Copy !req
640. not really sure
what to make of it.Copy !req
641. Ah, yeah.Copy !req
642. I mean, part of me is psychedCopy !req
643. that he's helping people, butCopy !req
644. another part is, I don't know,Copy !req
645. kind of bummed that I have to
crowbar my way into his lifeCopy !req
646. if I want to see him.Copy !req
647. Oh.Copy !req
648. This place is decent.Copy !req
649. I'll call over and
get everything squared awayCopy !req
650. and let you know.Copy !req
651. - Thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
652. And, hey, if you see Ian,
please...Copy !req
653. - Yes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
654. Will do.Copy !req
655. - Thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
656. The fuck is this, Frank?Copy !req
657. Son, I don't think
I've articulatedCopy !req
658. how impressed I am
with your recent endeavors.Copy !req
659. I knew you were talented,
but, uh...Copy !req
660. "The Church of Gay Jesus."
Is this a jumbo shirt?Copy !req
661. To reach the masses,Copy !req
662. you've got to
embrace merchandisingCopy !req
663. to take your brand
to the next level.Copy !req
664. Uh, how about T-shirts
proudly displaying your message?Copy !req
665. Well, I-I don't have a church.Copy !req
666. And I'm not fuckin' Jesus.Copy !req
667. Tongue in cheek, son.Copy !req
668. When you repurpose
a-an iconic logoCopy !req
669. for the-the sake of kitsch,Copy !req
670. you present an ironic critique
of American consumerism.Copy !req
671. And if that logoCopy !req
672. just happens to resemble a...Copy !req
673. giant, throbbing penis,Copy !req
674. what could be
more counterculture?Copy !req
675. It looks like a hot dog.
And the lettering sucks.Copy !req
676. Revolutions don't come
wrapped in a cute ribbon.Copy !req
677. You want to bring down
power structures?Copy !req
678. You want to get
in the face of peopleCopy !req
679. who are peddling
corroded ideals?Copy !req
680. You need a uniform
that screams authenticity.Copy !req
681. We didn't pay
Chinese factory orphansCopy !req
682. three cents an hour
to make these.Copy !req
683. No, this is our living room.Copy !req
684. Our hands.
Our sweat.Copy !req
685. Talk about grassroots.Copy !req
686. I have a meeting tonight at
Trinity and Life Evangelical.Copy !req
687. You can hawk
your shit there, butCopy !req
688. everything you make
has to go to Trevor's kids.Copy !req
689. Oh, come on!
This is my retirement fund.Copy !req
690. Twenty percent.Copy !req
691. Thirty?Copy !req
692. Okay, 95 percent,
and we appreciate your business.Copy !req
693. And this has been
a rough few years.Copy !req
694. Needless to say,
it hasn't been that easyCopy !req
695. being around my dad.Copy !req
696. But my favorite memory of himCopy !req
697. is this thing that he would do.Copy !req
698. So he would be in his office,Copy !req
699. hunched over paperwork,
and I'd knock.Copy !req
700. And he'd look up, confused.Copy !req
701. And then, boom.Copy !req
702. It's the—the biggest,
warmest smile.Copy !req
703. That is the version of my dad
that I'm going to remember.Copy !req
704. And I'm grateful
for every momentCopy !req
705. that I had with himCopy !req
706. when he was just him.Copy !req
707. You hear about these professors
who go the extra mileCopy !req
708. to help a student.Copy !req
709. But what Youens did for me
went above and beyond that.Copy !req
710. Got me my first real job.Copy !req
711. Listened to me
bitch about my family.Copy !req
712. He was there for me.Copy !req
713. He got me internships,Copy !req
714. wrote dozens of letters
of recommendation,Copy !req
715. personally called
the dean at Carnegie MellonCopy !req
716. to get me into the
robotics doctoral program.Copy !req
717. Told me once,
he wished he'd been a poet.Copy !req
718. And he showed me something
he'd written.Copy !req
719. Said I was the only personCopy !req
720. he trusted enough to show.Copy !req
721. That poem was awful.Copy !req
722. And no matter how busy he was,Copy !req
723. Youens always
made time to talk to me.Copy !req
724. He helped me with
whatever I needed,Copy !req
725. listen, offer advice,
wise counsel.Copy !req
726. Day or night,
it didn't matter,Copy !req
727. when you called or
knocked on his door,Copy !req
728. he always answered.Copy !req
729. Always.Copy !req
730. He was like a father to me.Copy !req
731. I honestly don't know
where I'd be without him today.Copy !req
732. He invested his
time and energy to make sureCopy !req
733. I didn't become a total fuck-up.Copy !req
734. He didn't have to.Copy !req
735. I'm still not sure why he did.Copy !req
736. Okay.
My friend found you a place.Copy !req
737. It's a family shelter.Copy !req
738. They'll have a room for you
in two days.Copy !req
739. Girls, we've got
a place to live.Copy !req
740. They can take us
in two days, you said?Copy !req
741. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
742. Oh, we've got the tarp
if it rains again.Copy !req
743. Why don't you just
stay here for two nights?Copy !req
744. Really?Copy !req
745. Yeah.
Not a problem.Copy !req
746. I'll just, uh,
I'll crash at my old place.Copy !req
747. Oh, my God, Fiona.Copy !req
748. Thank you.
You're a lifesaver.Copy !req
749. We should go get a blanket
and a bottle of champagne,Copy !req
750. go in the park, and lay
in the grass as man and wife,Copy !req
751. and let the moon and the stars
bless our union.Copy !req
752. Cute!Copy !req
753. Now serving: 103.Copy !req
754. Oh!Copy !req
755. Yay!
That's us.Copy !req
756. Okay, come on.Copy !req
757. All set.Copy !req
758. Your marriage license is valid
for 60 days in Cook County only.Copy !req
759. There's a one-day waiting periodCopy !req
760. before the license
becomes effective.Copy !req
761. Wait.
So we can't get married today?Copy !req
762. You can get married
at this exact time tomorrow.Copy !req
763. What the fuck?
This sucks.Copy !req
764. I look like a fucking
First Lady.Copy !req
765. Here.Copy !req
766. Go cross your legsCopy !req
767. and pretend to be captivated.Copy !req
768. Smokey to Bobcat.Copy !req
769. Do you hear me?
Over.Copy !req
770. What are you guys up to?Copy !req
771. We're trying to get Svetlana
married off to a rich dude.Copy !req
772. So...Copy !req
773. you just gave 'em your place,
just like that?Copy !req
774. What else was I supposed to do?Copy !req
775. Man, I was really digging
my quiet morningsCopy !req
776. away from Gallagher chaos.Copy !req
777. And it's extra bad right nowCopy !req
778. 'cause of Ian's
gay messiah shit.Copy !req
779. He should read
Pope Leo the 13th'sCopy !req
780. encyclical on property rights.Copy !req
781. I'll pass it on.Copy !req
782. You know, whiskey is actuallyCopy !req
783. clear when it
comes off the still.Copy !req
784. It gets the caramel color
from the barrel—Copy !req
785. You know, I'm just—
I'm just gonna say this.Copy !req
786. Sometimes it feels likeCopy !req
787. it doesn't even matter
that I'm sitting here.Copy !req
788. I know all the places
you've lived.Copy !req
789. I know all the languages
you speak.Copy !req
790. I've met your exes,
your baby mamas, your spawn.Copy !req
791. And yet, you have never asked
one question about me.Copy !req
792. Did you know that I becameCopy !req
793. legal guardian
of my siblings when I was 23?Copy !req
794. Or that I dropped out
of high school,Copy !req
795. but then I went back
and I got my GED?Copy !req
796. Yes, actually, I did.Copy !req
797. And I know you did it
to convince your genius brotherCopy !req
798. who's a recovering alcoholic
to stay in college.Copy !req
799. I know you got left at
the altar by your junkie fiancéCopy !req
800. with whom you were
very much in love.Copy !req
801. - How?
- 'Cause I ask around.Copy !req
802. There's some other stuff I know.Copy !req
803. You're fiercely protective
of your family.Copy !req
804. You're generous.Copy !req
805. Like today, for example,Copy !req
806. you gave your apartment
to a homeless family.Copy !req
807. You are so very much yourself.Copy !req
808. You don't even have to try.Copy !req
809. And frankly, you scare
the fuckin' shit out of me.Copy !req
810. It's him.
It's him.Copy !req
811. Svet, Svet.Copy !req
812. The buzzard is in the tuba.
The buzzard is in the tuba.Copy !req
813. - The what?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
814. I've never done this before.Copy !req
815. What's she saying?Copy !req
816. I can't hear anything.Copy !req
817. I can't hear anything.
We never tested the microphone.Copy !req
818. All right, well,
she needs to relax.Copy !req
819. Tell her to lean in a little.Copy !req
820. Svetlana, lean in a little.Copy !req
821. Too far.
Too far.Copy !req
822. Too far.
Too far.Copy !req
823. Take a sip of your drink.Copy !req
824. Sip, not gulp.Copy !req
825. Tell her to-to ask him
about something.Copy !req
826. All right.
All right.Copy !req
827. All right, Svet.Copy !req
828. Ask him about his mother.Copy !req
829. No, not his mother.Copy !req
830. Ask him about
his favorite sports teams.Copy !req
831. Allergies—
what the hellCopy !req
832. do people talk about on dates?Copy !req
833. Did she just drop
her earpiece in her drink?Copy !req
834. Oh, no.Copy !req
835. She's gonna grab his cock,
isn't she?Copy !req
836. Mm-hmm.
Called that one.Copy !req
837. T-shirts!Copy !req
838. Each garment has been worn
by the man himself.Copy !req
839. - And blessed!
- T-shirts.Copy !req
840. $50 suggested donation.Copy !req
841. The white one?
Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
842. T-shirts, T-shirts.Copy !req
843. T-shirts,
get your T-shirts here!Copy !req
844. Nice turnout.Copy !req
845. Only half of them are regulars.Copy !req
846. You did great.Copy !req
847. I just sat there while
people talked aboutCopy !req
848. how horribly
they'd been treated,Copy !req
849. by family, co-workers...Copy !req
850. Can you please sign this,
please?Copy !req
851. - ... strangers.
- Thank you.Copy !req
852. Sometimes that's all they need.Copy !req
853. Tomorrow's our weekly service...Copy !req
854. - Thanks so much.
- ... where we invite speakersCopy !req
855. to come up
and discuss how to turnCopy !req
856. personal pain into
positive action.Copy !req
857. We call it
"A Night of Good Grief."Copy !req
858. The name is silly,
but the idea isn't.Copy !req
859. You up for it?Copy !req
860. Well...Copy !req
861. I don't... know what to say
that hasn't already been said.Copy !req
862. You say it again.Copy !req
863. It can't be said enough,
not until queer kidsCopy !req
864. stop being told there's
something wrong with them.Copy !req
865. It was so worth it.Copy !req
866. Fuck!Copy !req
867. Hey.Copy !req
868. - Hm?
- Hey.Copy !req
869. We need to talk.Copy !req
870. What?
What?Copy !req
871. You gotta promise
not to freak out.Copy !req
872. I promise.Copy !req
873. Okay.
First of all.Copy !req
874. You're, like, the best thing
that's ever happened to meCopy !req
875. like, by like a bazillion.Copy !req
876. But when we were
at the clerk's office,Copy !req
877. and she said we had to wait...Copy !req
878. I was relieved.Copy !req
879. A little.Copy !req
880. 'Cause I feel like
we rushed into this.Copy !req
881. And I totally want you
to be my wife,Copy !req
882. my little sweetie boo.Copy !req
883. Would you hate meCopy !req
884. if we stayed engaged
a teeny bit longer?Copy !req
885. Until we're bothCopy !req
886. no doubt, positively sure
we're ready?Copy !req
887. I could never hate you.Copy !req
888. - For real?
- Yeah.Copy !req
889. And thank you
for being honest with me.Copy !req
890. That's, like, super important
for a healthy marriage.Copy !req
891. You are awesome.Copy !req
892. I love you.Copy !req
893. Mm, I love you too.Copy !req
894. Mm.Copy !req
895. Okay, okay.Copy !req
896. Okay, now.Copy !req
897. You're getting pretty good
at that.Copy !req
898. Fourth time's the charm.Copy !req
899. Well,Copy !req
900. two left.Copy !req
901. Better hope you tire out soon.Copy !req
902. Do you think
I'm the only person on EarthCopy !req
903. who doesn't want your babies?Copy !req
904. I don't want my babies.Copy !req
905. That's why I keep
letting other people have them.Copy !req
906. I dig this
candid version of you.Copy !req
907. Now... ask me something
about myself.Copy !req
908. What's the one thing
about Fiona GallagherCopy !req
909. that might surprise me?Copy !req
910. That's a tough one.Copy !req
911. You seem to have me
all figured out.Copy !req
912. That's my gift.Copy !req
913. How about...Copy !req
914. I think I might not
want to have kids.Copy !req
915. But you're a woman.
How is that possible?Copy !req
916. Well, my siblings are my kids.Copy !req
917. It's Nessa.Copy !req
918. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
919. I'm supposed to be analyzingCopy !req
920. your skills and reporting back.Copy !req
921. And how am I doing so far?Copy !req
922. Overall positive.Copy !req
923. Happy to give you more data.Copy !req
924. Hi.
Can I call you back later?Copy !req
925. You're fucking kidding me.Copy !req
926. - Thanks for the heads up.
- Any time.Copy !req
927. FYI, they just dragged in two
sleeping bags and a pull-up bar.Copy !req
928. Hello?Copy !req
929. - ... uh-huh.
- Hi.Copy !req
930. Now, everyone,
this is the ladyCopy !req
931. who has been helping us.Copy !req
932. This is, uh, my sister,Copy !req
933. my cousin, his wife,
and their son.Copy !req
934. What's going on?Copy !req
935. They're paying us to crash hereCopy !req
936. so we'll have some cash
for the shelter.Copy !req
937. Oh, fuck!
My chair!Copy !req
938. Ooh, sorry about that.Copy !req
939. Good thing
it's an old chair, right?Copy !req
940. Hey.
Sorry about last night.Copy !req
941. Something came up last minute,
and I'm tryingCopy !req
942. to juggle everything
but it's snowballing and—Copy !req
943. and I—Copy !req
944. Hey.Copy !req
945. - Yeah.
- It's snowballing.Copy !req
946. I had like 40 people show up
to this meeting yesterday.Copy !req
947. Yeah, and I had 50 kids show upCopy !req
948. to a career symposium
about being a paramedic.Copy !req
949. But... I guess since yours
is about God, you win, right?Copy !req
950. - Hey, hey, Ian.
- One second, guys.Copy !req
951. I'm helping people in need,
same as you.Copy !req
952. Are you saying it's only cool
when it's your idea?Copy !req
953. I don't ask a lot of you.Copy !req
954. This was one thing
that was important to me.Copy !req
955. You know, maybe
what you're doing is worthCopy !req
956. pissing off the people
that care about you.Copy !req
957. That's fine.Copy !req
958. But don't insult meCopy !req
959. by acting like
it's not happening.Copy !req
960. Hi.Copy !req
961. You didn't speak at the service.Copy !req
962. Uh, I was gonna, but...Copy !req
963. everything I was gonna say
was already said.Copy !req
964. Sorry for your loss.Copy !req
965. Yeah, I lost him
a long time ago.Copy !req
966. Still doesn't make it easy.Copy !req
967. He was a good dad,
just, um,Copy !req
968. not to me.Copy !req
969. I guess it's easier to beCopy !req
970. kind to somebody
who looks up to you.Copy !req
971. Hey, um,Copy !req
972. I found this
going through his paperwork.Copy !req
973. It's a draft
of a recommendation letter.Copy !req
974. Thought you might want it.Copy !req
975. You know, in all of
his years of teaching,Copy !req
976. I never heard him
talk about a student like that.Copy !req
977. He says he's amazed
by your mind.Copy !req
978. You don't want to keep it?Copy !req
979. Oh, I think I'm too angry
to keep it.Copy !req
980. Kass?Copy !req
981. Where you at?Copy !req
982. Kass!Copy !req
983. Oh!Copy !req
984. You saved my life!Copy !req
985. - You really do love me!
- Yeah.Copy !req
986. What time is it?Copy !req
987. Like 4:00?Copy !req
988. The County Clerk's office
is open til 5:00.Copy !req
989. That your new chair?Copy !req
990. Why's it over here?Copy !req
991. So that the pile of assholes who
are squatting in my apartmentCopy !req
992. won't destroy it.Copy !req
993. Who aren't actually assholes.Copy !req
994. They're just poor and brokeCopy !req
995. and taking advantage of the
situation.Copy !req
996. Just like I've done
100 times.Copy !req
997. And they aren't squatting.Copy !req
998. I told them
that they could stay there.Copy !req
999. Did you just get this pic
from Kassidi?Copy !req
1000. Yeah.Copy !req
1001. "Birth, marriage, death."Copy !req
1002. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1003. - I think they got hitched.
- What?Copy !req
1004. Yeah, I told him not to.Copy !req
1005. Not legally, right?
She's, like, 15.Copy !req
1006. Hey.Copy !req
1007. Can I get a ride
to this church?Copy !req
1008. Supposed to speak
at this thing, and I don't know.Copy !req
1009. Kinda scared shitless.
I mean...Copy !req
1010. I don't do speeches.Copy !req
1011. So don't do it.Copy !req
1012. Sorta feel like I have to.Copy !req
1013. Everyone thinks
that I have something to say.Copy !req
1014. What if I don't?Copy !req
1015. When they're gone, they're gone,
folks, so don't miss out.Copy !req
1016. All profits go to help
gays across the planet.Copy !req
1017. Can you give me just one second?Copy !req
1018. Are we really gonna give
all of our money to Ian?Copy !req
1019. No, of course not.Copy !req
1020. Thank you so much for waiting.
Gay Jesus loves and blesses you.Copy !req
1021. Get your T-shirts here!
Don't miss out, folks.Copy !req
1022. We're runnin' out.
T-shirts.Copy !req
1023. Oh, shit.
No wonder you're nervous.Copy !req
1024. Did you know that all these
people were gonna be here?Copy !req
1025. - No.
- Hey.Copy !req
1026. They all came for you.Copy !req
1027. Isn't this amazing?Copy !req
1028. So I just wanna start out
by saying that I'm no hero.Copy !req
1029. I'm just a guy
who keeps showing upCopy !req
1030. to these anti-gay churches
and hearing shit like,Copy !req
1031. "God created man and woman.Copy !req
1032. You either look
like a man or a woman.Copy !req
1033. Don't... bring us
any of your other shit."Copy !req
1034. So they're essentially saying,Copy !req
1035. "Don't make me work too hardCopy !req
1036. to see you on your own terms,"
right?Copy !req
1037. But we have the God-given right
to be who we are.Copy !req
1038. Not who others want us to be.Copy !req
1039. So when they say shit like,Copy !req
1040. "Don't use fake words
like 'nonbinary'Copy !req
1041. or 'gender-fluid,'
'cis-whatever,'" it's like...Copy !req
1042. Those are my terms, bitch.Copy !req
1043. Mm-hmm, yep.Copy !req
1044. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1045. Which means we have to be
so big,Copy !req
1046. so noisy...Copy !req
1047. that there's nowhere else
to look.Copy !req
1048. And we do it in God's name
because...Copy !req
1049. Because God hates haters.Copy !req
1050. I spotted 12 safety violations.Copy !req
1051. No wonder they pay
so much.Copy !req
1052. I think I'm gonna bail.Copy !req
1053. I gotta stick it out.
I need the cash.Copy !req
1054. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1055. Hey, could you grab me
a clip light?Copy !req
1056. Can barely see anything
I'm doing.Copy !req
1057. Okay.Copy !req
1058. Debbie!Copy !req
1059. Call 911!Copy !req
1060. Hi.Copy !req
1061. This fucking day, man.Copy !req
1062. Find Svetlana a man?Copy !req
1063. No, she grabbed
the guy's cock.Copy !req
1064. Is that a good thing
or a bad thing?Copy !req
1065. Not taking her home
to meet Mom.Copy !req
1066. Where you coming from?Copy !req
1067. Church.Copy !req
1068. Ian has a cult.Copy !req
1069. - A what?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1070. They think he's Gay Jesus.Copy !req
1071. Looking for Fiona Gallagher.Copy !req
1072. That's me.Copy !req
1073. You've been served.Copy !req
1074. "As a result of
one or more actsCopy !req
1075. by defendant L. Donner
and defendant F. Gallagher,Copy !req
1076. plaintiff R. Latham has been
injured,Copy !req
1077. damaged,
and incapacitated."Copy !req
1078. Who the fuck is R. Latham?Copy !req
1079. Rodney.Copy !req
1080. The dude that
fell off your roof?Copy !req
1081. He's suing you?Copy !req
1082. "Plaintiff demands judgment
against defendantsCopy !req
1083. in the sum of $6 million."Copy !req
1084. Motherfucker.Copy !req
1085. Motherfucker!Copy !req