1. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
2. You don't remember what
happened to us last season?Copy !req
3. What are you, some kind of fucking idiot?Copy !req
4. - You got married?
- Yeah.Copy !req
5. Well, are you happy, or...Copy !req
6. Gus seems like a good guy.Copy !req
7. Something is going on
with us. We both know it.Copy !req
8. Well, I don't want to be that shitheadCopy !req
9. who's sleeping with some nice guy's wife.Copy !req
10. What if Gus and I split up?Copy !req
11. I think I'm falling in love
with one of my professors.Copy !req
12. Helene... you know, she
knows what she wants.Copy !req
13. She doesn't second-guess herself.Copy !req
14. It's really sexy.Copy !req
15. See if it's safe to leave?Copy !req
16. - I want to have sex with you.
- We don't need that.Copy !req
17. - I'm on the pill.
- Cool.Copy !req
18. You can't have a boy in your bed.Copy !req
19. - You do.
- I'm a grown-up.Copy !req
20. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
21. Are you sure?Copy !req
22. Oh, shit.Copy !req
23. Why are you taping horse to my tummy?Copy !req
24. 'Cause I'm your uncle,
and you do what I say.Copy !req
25. Carl?Copy !req
26. I sentence you to the maximum:Copy !req
27. one year at the Illinois
Department of CorrectionsCopy !req
28. Juvenile Justice Division.Copy !req
29. Don't you worry.Copy !req
30. No one's gonna mess with you again.Copy !req
31. Let's do this.Copy !req
32. Whoo!Copy !req
33. - What the hell happened?
- He's crazy. He steal baby.Copy !req
34. Bipolar one, acute mania
with psychotic features.Copy !req
35. - This means...
- No, we know what it means.Copy !req
36. I hate the meds. You
gonna make me take them?Copy !req
37. You get fucking nuts when you don't.Copy !req
38. You can't fix me, 'cause I'm not broken.Copy !req
39. I don't need to be fixed, okay?Copy !req
40. This is you breaking up with me.Copy !req
41. Mickey.Copy !req
42. Holy shit.Copy !req
43. Fuck you!Copy !req
44. That can't be good.Copy !req
45. Oh, I need a drink.Copy !req
46. What's the occasion?Copy !req
47. Cancer.Copy !req
48. I've seen what chemo does to a body.Copy !req
49. It's not a battle. That's a lost cause.Copy !req
50. Dying is lonely. We know that.Copy !req
51. Doesn't have to be.Copy !req
52. Thank you.Copy !req
53. For what?Copy !req
54. You've made me happy.Copy !req
55. Bianca!Copy !req
56. Hey.Copy !req
57. Hey!Copy !req
58. Hey!Copy !req
59. Come on, man.Copy !req
60. We talked about this.Copy !req
61. Look, I'm sorry for your loss,Copy !req
62. but you can't keep sleeping here.Copy !req
63. Look, you need to get
on with your life, man.Copy !req
64. That's what your daughter would've wanted.Copy !req
65. She wasn't my daughter.Copy !req
66. She was the love of my life.Copy !req
67. My sun, my moon,Copy !req
68. my dusk, my dawn.Copy !req
69. The spring in my step,Copy !req
70. the syrup on my waffle...Copy !req
71. the Tootsie in my pop.Copy !req
72. Look, man, I got a grave
to dig right over there,Copy !req
73. and you can't be here when
the funeral party shows up.Copy !req
74. Have a good day, my love.Copy !req
75. I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
76. Time to get up, old man.Copy !req
77. Occupied!Copy !req
78. Time for work.Copy !req
79. Don't forget to take your meds.Copy !req
80. Up and at them, Bean.Copy !req
81. Ugh, use the downstairs toiletCopy !req
82. if you're so fucking desperate.Copy !req
83. We got to be at the clinic before 8:00Copy !req
84. or we're gonna be waiting all day.Copy !req
85. We're doing this today, Debs.Copy !req
86. We got to know for sure one way or another.Copy !req
87. Debbie.Copy !req
88. I heard you.Copy !req
89. Is she gonna go?Copy !req
90. Oh, she's going.Copy !req
91. How are you today, Mrs. P-fender?Copy !req
92. The P is silent, and stop calling me that.Copy !req
93. You're still married, though, right?Copy !req
94. Separated.Copy !req
95. Sounds like a "yes."Copy !req
96. You're the one sleeping
with a married woman.Copy !req
97. What's that make you?Copy !req
98. Lucky.Copy !req
99. Frank's gonna burn the house down.Copy !req
100. Go away! Oh, my God.Copy !req
101. Don't you have to open today?Copy !req
102. What is he doing?Copy !req
103. - Weeping, I think.
- Are you weeping again, Frank?Copy !req
104. It's called mourning a
loved one taken too soon.Copy !req
105. - You want a lift to work?
- No.Copy !req
106. Your shift starts in half an hour.Copy !req
107. Meds?Copy !req
108. Yes, Mom.Copy !req
109. I'm not your mother. I'm just concerned.Copy !req
110. Did you take them?Copy !req
111. Fuck, Frank.Copy !req
112. I love you.Copy !req
113. I... I just want you to
know I'm... I love you.Copy !req
114. I ever tell you about the time
I caught an octopus on the reefCopy !req
115. outside of our hut and Bianca cooked itCopy !req
116. on an open fire right on the beach?Copy !req
117. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
118. And the funny little sneeze she
would do when she was asleep?Copy !req
119. - Debs, I love you.
- Jesus.Copy !req
120. I just... I want you to know that.Copy !req
121. Go away, Frank.Copy !req
122. You almost ready to go, Debs?Copy !req
123. - I'm eating.
- Well, eat faster.Copy !req
124. We got to drop Liam
off at pre-K on the way.Copy !req
125. Has anyone seen my black armband?Copy !req
126. She's dead, Frank.Copy !req
127. She...Copy !req
128. Jesus.Copy !req
129. What's the matter with you people?Copy !req
130. She was my soul mate.Copy !req
131. She probably killed herself
just to get away from you.Copy !req
132. Can I borrow five bucks?Copy !req
133. No.Copy !req
134. - Debs?
- For what?Copy !req
135. I... I want to light a candle for BiancaCopy !req
136. at the foot of the blessed.Copy !req
137. No.Copy !req
138. I hope someday you two
have the precious giftCopy !req
139. of feeling what I felt for
that beautiful young woman...Copy !req
140. and then to have that
love stolen cruelly from youCopy !req
141. by a pitiless God, and
then maybe, just maybe,Copy !req
142. you'll remember this day
and your father's anguishCopy !req
143. and you'll be ashamed
of the lack of compassionCopy !req
144. you showed him in his time of need.Copy !req
145. I love you, my little brown banana.Copy !req
146. I just want you to know.Copy !req
147. I don't know how much
more of that I can takeCopy !req
148. before I stab him in the neck
with a broken beer bottle.Copy !req
149. - What are you smiling about?
- I'm happy.Copy !req
150. - Can't I be happy?
- No, not about this.Copy !req
151. There's absolutely no reason
to be happy about this.Copy !req
152. Drugs.Copy !req
153. - Are you high?
- No.Copy !req
154. Fuck. Where did you get that?Copy !req
155. From Carl's pillow.Copy !req
156. Probably has a pipe bomb
stashed in there somewhere too.Copy !req
157. We should go visit him this weekend.Copy !req
158. - No, thank you.
- Why not?Copy !req
159. - Busy.
- Doing what?Copy !req
160. Living my life away from my
degenerate criminal brotherCopy !req
161. who keeps a switchblade in his pillow.Copy !req
162. Go. Work.Copy !req
163. Can't be late again.Copy !req
164. You ready, Debs?Copy !req
165. Come on.Copy !req
166. Hey, Debs.Copy !req
167. Ooh.Copy !req
168. Debbie.Copy !req
169. I love you.Copy !req
170. I just want you to knowCopy !req
171. I really, really love you.Copy !req
172. Hi.Copy !req
173. Hey.Copy !req
174. I thought you were gonna set the alarm.Copy !req
175. No, I lied.Copy !req
176. - I have a class.
- Yeah, me too.Copy !req
177. Neo-Marxist philosophy
of the Frankfurt School,Copy !req
178. Adorno and Fromm.Copy !req
179. Mm. I love Adorno.Copy !req
180. You don't even know who Adorno was.Copy !req
181. Theodoro Adorno,Copy !req
182. Negative Dialectics,Copy !req
183. Minima Moralia.Copy !req
184. Now, Adorno advanced a
dialectical conceptionCopy !req
185. of natural historyCopy !req
186. that critiqued the twin temptationsCopy !req
187. of ontology and empiricismCopy !req
188. through studies of Kierkegaard and Husserl.Copy !req
189. You remembered that.Copy !req
190. I had an excellent professor.Copy !req
191. No, stay.Copy !req
192. I can't be responsible for
impeding your academic growth.Copy !req
193. Professor Youens won't care.Copy !req
194. He doesn't show up half the time.Copy !req
195. Well, then you teach.Copy !req
196. That's what teacher's assistants are for.Copy !req
197. What, to fill in for absent professors?Copy !req
198. To teach survey courses to business majorsCopy !req
199. who don't give a damn.Copy !req
200. Oh, he doesn't teach survey courses.Copy !req
201. Applied mathematics and particle dynamicsCopy !req
202. for physics majors.Copy !req
203. He still drinking his breakfast?Copy !req
204. No, he's usually still
hammered from the night before.Copy !req
205. You know, two fluid dynamics majorsCopy !req
206. reported him to the Dean.Copy !req
207. Think he's gonna get himself fired.Copy !req
208. Oh, nobody's firing Dr. Youens.Copy !req
209. He's a member of the
National Academy of Sciences.Copy !req
210. He's been short-listed for
the Fields Prize four times.Copy !req
211. Not to mention he
literally wrote the textbookCopy !req
212. he teaches from.Copy !req
213. Hey, can I come over tonight?Copy !req
214. No.Copy !req
215. Why?Copy !req
216. I'm busy.Copy !req
217. Doing what?Copy !req
218. Gallagher.Copy !req
219. Here.Copy !req
220. You're coming?Copy !req
221. - You don't want me to?
- Not really.Copy !req
222. Is that okay? She's only 15.Copy !req
223. It's your daughter's choice.Copy !req
224. - Sister.
- Sister.Copy !req
225. Thanks, but I'll be okay.Copy !req
226. Great. I'll just wait here.Copy !req
227. Kev.Copy !req
228. Kev.Copy !req
229. What?Copy !req
230. Door.Copy !req
231. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
232. Baby, go back to sleep.Copy !req
233. It's just some idiot pounding on the door.Copy !req
234. Shit, I'm coming!Copy !req
235. - Oh, good morning.
- Holy shit.Copy !req
236. What is with the doorbell? Somebody dying?Copy !req
237. We have a petition for you to sign.Copy !req
238. We are collecting signatures
to force the policeCopy !req
239. to do something about the noise.Copy !req
240. What noise?Copy !req
241. - You don't hear that?
- Every morning?Copy !req
242. - We've asked him nicely.
- Begged numerous times.Copy !req
243. We've called the police.Copy !req
244. It's the ghetto.Copy !req
245. Lots of noises in the ghetto.Copy !req
246. Automatic gunfire, people
begging for their lives.Copy !req
247. Okay, it's not the ghetto; it's our home,Copy !req
248. and that Turkish idiot
is doing this on purposeCopy !req
249. - because we asked...
- Asked nicely.Copy !req
250. that he remove that rusting carCopy !req
251. and rotting sofa from his yard.Copy !req
252. Well, first of all, Yanis isn't Turkish.Copy !req
253. He's GreekCopy !req
254. or Albanian or something,Copy !req
255. and that's a Ford Fairlane
he's trying to fix up.Copy !req
256. What is going on?Copy !req
257. They want Yanis to clean up his yard.Copy !req
258. And stop the motorcycle noise.Copy !req
259. They have a petition they want us to sign.Copy !req
260. - A what?
- Sign here.Copy !req
261. Look, I know Yanis pretty well.Copy !req
262. Let me talk to him first, all right?Copy !req
263. Let me... we don't want
things to get dramatic.Copy !req
264. Let me see what I can do, okay?Copy !req
265. Okay?Copy !req
266. Okay.Copy !req
267. Forty-five,Copy !req
268. 46,Copy !req
269. 47,Copy !req
270. 48,Copy !req
271. 49.Copy !req
272. - Gallagher.
- Fifty.Copy !req
273. Ready to go?Copy !req
274. Peace out.Copy !req
275. Peace. Yo.Copy !req
276. Deuces, fam.Copy !req
277. Yo.Copy !req
278. - Deuces.
- White boy Carl!Copy !req
279. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
280. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
281. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
282. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
283. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
284. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
285. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
286. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
287. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
288. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
289. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
290. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!Copy !req
291. On the door.Copy !req
292. - So it's positive.
- So we're pregnant?Copy !req
293. Would you like to discuss
your options going forward?Copy !req
294. Oh, no. No, no, thank you.Copy !req
295. We're having this baby.Copy !req
296. You're not pregnant?Copy !req
297. I'm not.Copy !req
298. Are you okay?Copy !req
299. It's for the best, Debs.Copy !req
300. Come on, let's get jelly doughnutsCopy !req
301. before I drop you off at school.Copy !req
302. Come on.Copy !req
303. Professor?Copy !req
304. Professor Youens?Copy !req
305. Hey.Copy !req
306. Morning.Copy !req
307. Holy shit Is that a new scratch?Copy !req
308. It didn't look like that yesterday?Copy !req
309. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
310. Is there any blood or bits of
clothing stuck in the grille?Copy !req
311. Nope.Copy !req
312. Good rule of thumb, Philip:Copy !req
313. you start sideswiping cars,
it's time to pull over and park.Copy !req
314. Boss Tweed cometh.Copy !req
315. How do I look?Copy !req
316. Honestly, like shit.Copy !req
317. Morning, Dean.Copy !req
318. Glorious morning, wouldn't you say?Copy !req
319. Go, thee witch.Copy !req
320. Your virginity breeds mites,Copy !req
321. much like a cheese.Copy !req
322. One short stack with sausage,
two over easy with bacon,Copy !req
323. hash browns, and a side of Texas toast.Copy !req
324. Does Debbie seem okay?Copy !req
325. She was actually disappointed. Jesus.Copy !req
326. It was all I could do not
to start dancing the Nae NaeCopy !req
327. in the middle of the waiting room.Copy !req
328. - She's in love.
- She's 15.Copy !req
329. She's got all those hormones
slamming around in her bodyCopy !req
330. screaming, "Procreate!"Copy !req
331. Fucing Otis, he won't pick up the phone.Copy !req
332. - How late is he?
- Over an hour.Copy !req
333. Again.Copy !req
334. Otis, man, what the hell? Come on.Copy !req
335. Seriously, you got to get here on time.Copy !req
336. I got held up. I'm sorry.Copy !req
337. No, sorry's not gonna cut
it. You're assistant manager.Copy !req
338. - Get your ass here on time.
- All right.Copy !req
339. I think Otis is using again.Copy !req
340. Hey, Otis, you using again?Copy !req
341. - No.
- There you go.Copy !req
342. Ian. We go see Mickey today.Copy !req
343. Hey, Yevgeny. No, thank you.Copy !req
344. I told you I'm not gonna see him again.Copy !req
345. But he won't see me if you don't come.Copy !req
346. Well, I'm done with that part of my life.Copy !req
347. I pay you.Copy !req
348. How much?Copy !req
349. Twenty-five.Copy !req
350. Okay, $50.Copy !req
351. Do you want to go fishing tonight?Copy !req
352. Hmm?Copy !req
353. Date night. Fishing.Copy !req
354. - Fishing?
- Yeah.Copy !req
355. Come on, you're gonna love it.Copy !req
356. Jesus.Copy !req
357. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
358. I'm... I'm late for work,
and you all look likeCopy !req
359. you haven't had gainful
employment for decades,Copy !req
360. so if you don't mind, I'll just, um...Copy !req
361. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.Copy !req
362. It's been 23 hours
since my last confession.Copy !req
363. Frank.Copy !req
364. I just can't understandCopy !req
365. why God would take her
away from me, Father.Copy !req
366. Her family threw me out of the funeral.Copy !req
367. My own family ridicules my pain.Copy !req
368. Why, Father? Why?Copy !req
369. It was God's will, and
she's in a better place.Copy !req
370. But why?Copy !req
371. Why, when we had just found each other?Copy !req
372. Is God really so vengeful?Copy !req
373. Why is he punishing me with this torment?Copy !req
374. All right, ten Hail
Marys and light a candle.Copy !req
375. Ten? Really? Just ten?Copy !req
376. All right, 20. What the hell do you want?Copy !req
377. Do you want me to tell you to flog yourselfCopy !req
378. with a cat-o'-nine-tails,
make you wear a hair shirt?Copy !req
379. - What's a hair shirt?
- Oh, damn it, Frank.Copy !req
380. It's not the Middle Ages,
and there's a line out thereCopy !req
381. for confession, so will
you please let other peopleCopy !req
382. come in here and confess their sins?Copy !req
383. Well, Jesus freaking Chr...Copy !req
384. If a man can't find a little comfortCopy !req
385. from the Catholic Church,Copy !req
386. maybe it's time to admit
Martin Luther had a point.Copy !req
387. Let's give the Lutherans a try.Copy !req
388. Don't give me that look.Copy !req
389. What could you possibly have to confess?Copy !req
390. Your cooch dried up
before Nixon went to China.Copy !req
391. chanting in LatinCopy !req
392. Yanis!Copy !req
393. Yanis!Copy !req
394. Yanis!Copy !req
395. Bike's a little loud. Can
you tone it down a bit?Copy !req
396. People in the neighborhood
starting to complain.Copy !req
397. Oh, yeah? What people? The lesbians?Copy !req
398. Did you take the muffler off the bike?Copy !req
399. Let me tell you something, Kev.Copy !req
400. These dykes can't tell Yanis
Gregorian PapadiamantopoulosCopy !req
401. what to do, okay?Copy !req
402. They're always complaining.Copy !req
403. Always complaining about my yard, my fence,Copy !req
404. the color of my house, my dogs barking.Copy !req
405. They're calling the cops.Copy !req
406. These rich lesbo bitchesCopy !req
407. always up in everybody's business!Copy !req
408. Yanis, what does their
sexual orientation have to doCopy !req
409. with you taking the muffler off the bike?Copy !req
410. Kev, my pit bulls can tell when a vaginaCopy !req
411. hasn't had a cock in it, okay?Copy !req
412. That's why they bark.Copy !req
413. Look, I know they're a pain in the ass,Copy !req
414. but we need to figure
out a way to get along.Copy !req
415. "Oh, we got to figure out"...Copy !req
416. Twenty-six years I've been in this house.Copy !req
417. Twenty-six years, Ke... I fucked
my first girl in that house!Copy !req
418. My mom died on the
toilet! Dead in that house!Copy !req
419. Never any complaints from anybody!Copy !req
420. Ever!Copy !req
421. They call the cops one more time,Copy !req
422. I'm gonna go over there,
I'm gonna rape-fuckCopy !req
423. the dyke out of them until
they are begging for more Yanis!Copy !req
424. All women beg for more Yanis.Copy !req
425. That's a great color on you, Mrs. Timor.Copy !req
426. Really brings out your
eyes. Let me refill that.Copy !req
427. You can take it back to the site.Copy !req
428. Slow down, girl, you're
gonna ruin our reputationCopy !req
429. as a greasy spoon.Copy !req
430. You gonna charge them for that?Copy !req
431. Free refills, right?Copy !req
432. I want to get half your tip.Copy !req
433. And I want a pony for Christmas,
but I ain't gonna get it.Copy !req
434. Can you get your brother to hurry up?Copy !req
435. I've seen trees grow faster
than he's bussing that table.Copy !req
436. Hey, you need to pick up the pace a bit.Copy !req
437. Nobody's waiting. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
438. It is a big deal. The boss is watching.Copy !req
439. Otis, stop!Copy !req
440. It'll be fucking worth
it if I gotta catch you.Copy !req
441. Damn it, Otis!Copy !req
442. Stop! Hold it right there!Copy !req
443. Get off me!Copy !req
444. Get off me!Copy !req
445. Get the fuck off me, you pigs!Copy !req
446. Guess our reputation as
a shithole is still safe.Copy !req
447. Ian, why don't you take your ragCopy !req
448. and wipe that blood
and snot off the window?Copy !req
449. Looks like I'm gonna need
a new assistant manager.Copy !req
450. I love Ben for a boy.Copy !req
451. Or Catherine, depending.Copy !req
452. Or both if we have twins!Copy !req
453. I think we really need to
get our families togetherCopy !req
454. to talk about the baby.Copy !req
455. My mom and dad and your sister...Copy !req
456. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
457. Just not yet, okay?Copy !req
458. I looked up Lamaze classes online.Copy !req
459. There's one at the Y on Tuesdays.Copy !req
460. We can do it together.Copy !req
461. Look, I got to go.Copy !req
462. I'm behind on my alignment
worksheet for auto.Copy !req
463. Okay, just don't forget about
our appointment after school.Copy !req
464. What?Copy !req
465. Planned Parenthood, 4:00?Copy !req
466. Right.Copy !req
467. Okay, uh, listen up.Copy !req
468. Professor Youens has
been unavoidably detained,Copy !req
469. uhh, so let's review chapter 26Copy !req
470. in anticipation for
next Friday's test, okay?Copy !req
471. Um...Copy !req
472. that's, uh, differential equations, uh,Copy !req
473. applied probability,Copy !req
474. approximation theory,Copy !req
475. asymptotic and variational methods.Copy !req
476. Um...Copy !req
477. okay, most of you were
lost on optimal polynomialsCopy !req
478. on the last quiz, uh, so
once you choose the degreeCopy !req
479. and domain of the polynomial,
the polynomial is chosenCopy !req
480. to minimize your worst-case error,Copy !req
481. so the goal here is...Copy !req
482. to minimize the maximum probabilityCopy !req
483. of P(x)-f(x),Copy !req
484. where f(x) is the actual function here.Copy !req
485. Uh, P(x) is the approximate polynomial.Copy !req
486. X varies over the chosen intervals.Copy !req
487. Now, for well-behaved functions,Copy !req
488. there's always an Nth-degree polynomial...Copy !req
489. take you to an error curve that oscillatesCopy !req
490. back and forth between...Copy !req
491. positive epsilon and negative epsilon...Copy !req
492. the value of N+2 times brings you backCopy !req
493. to your error of epsilon.Copy !req
494. Got it?Copy !req
495. It's possible to make
contrived functions f(x),Copy !req
496. for which no such polynomial exists,Copy !req
497. but these rarely occur in practice.Copy !req
498. Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.Copy !req
499. Now...Copy !req
500. who knows what Mr. Gallagher almost got to?Copy !req
501. A Chebyshev polynomial approximation?Copy !req
502. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
503. I bought some fancy empty
bottles from the bartenderCopy !req
504. at The James.Copy !req
505. These idiots put so much
fruit and coffee and crapCopy !req
506. into their cocktails,Copy !req
507. I can serve them jet fuel.Copy !req
508. They'd never know the difference.Copy !req
509. Hi, uh, appletini.Copy !req
510. No pussy drinks. Vodka only.Copy !req
511. Uh, what about a negroni?Copy !req
512. Grow testicles.Copy !req
513. Vodka.Copy !req
514. What'd I tell you? Classic, right?Copy !req
515. Uh, what about ice? Can I get ice?Copy !req
516. It's $10.Copy !req
517. Uh, it was $8 yesterday.Copy !req
518. Twelve.Copy !req
519. This is so going on YouTube.Copy !req
520. Uh, my change?Copy !req
521. My tip.Copy !req
522. Spasibo.Copy !req
523. Fucking fantastic.Copy !req
524. Spasibo.Copy !req
525. Oh, shit. Yeah, cheers.Copy !req
526. Jesus, twenty bucks and you
get to treat them like shit?Copy !req
527. They love it.Copy !req
528. They think it's authentic or some crap.Copy !req
529. Hey, hey, hey, you know,
you should save that.Copy !req
530. It's gonna be worth a mint
when they win the doublesCopy !req
531. at the French Open.Copy !req
532. Hey-o, Frank.Copy !req
533. - The usual, barkeep.
- Still one a day, Frankie?Copy !req
534. I got to say, I never thought
you'd be able to stick to it.Copy !req
535. Six ounces every 24
hours. No more, no less.Copy !req
536. I'm impressed in spite of my deep loathingCopy !req
537. for you personally.Copy !req
538. Just trying to keep it real, friend.Copy !req
539. Good Lord only gave me two livers.Copy !req
540. What's with all the lumberjacks?Copy !req
541. Urban pioneers.Copy !req
542. They overpay for drinks, like to be abused,Copy !req
543. and love these curry muncher flicks.Copy !req
544. I tell you gents about the love of my life?Copy !req
545. Beautiful, magical,Copy !req
546. - pert-breasted, luminous...
- Damn it.Copy !req
547. Yes, you've told us.Copy !req
548. We get it. She had nice tits. Moving on.Copy !req
549. Shut the fuck up, Tommy.Copy !req
550. Sick fuck.Copy !req
551. Evening, boys.Copy !req
552. Howdy.Copy !req
553. Those are good-looking work boots.Copy !req
554. Thank you.Copy !req
555. I recently experienced a tragedy.Copy !req
556. I lost the love of my life,Copy !req
557. a beautiful, magical,Copy !req
558. pert-breasted, luminous soulCopy !req
559. named Bian...Copy !req
560. Thanks.Copy !req
561. Otis wasn't using. He was cooking.Copy !req
562. Cops found over 100 crystals in his toilet.Copy !req
563. His toilet?Copy !req
564. Well, the... the tank.Copy !req
565. It's a terrible place to hide your stash.Copy !req
566. Past experience?Copy !req
567. I was a connoisseur of
household stash spots.Copy !req
568. Back of the toilet,
that's a rookie mistake.Copy !req
569. It's the first place they look.Copy !req
570. So no more Otis?Copy !req
571. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna
have to find and trainCopy !req
572. a new assistant manager.Copy !req
573. We really need one?Copy !req
574. Unless you want me working
90-hour weeks, we do, yeah.Copy !req
575. - Hey, you should do it.
- Do what?Copy !req
576. The assistant manager gig.Copy !req
577. You're organized, good with people.Copy !req
578. No tips.Copy !req
579. You should think about your future.Copy !req
580. Get a little management
experience on your résuméCopy !req
581. for when you're looking for your next job.Copy !req
582. - Are you firing me?
- You offering Fiona Otis's job?Copy !req
583. Uh, table four needs coffee, Melinda.Copy !req
584. - What about me?
- What about you?Copy !req
585. I've been here longer than her.Copy !req
586. I'm gonna need somebody
who's dedicated to the job.Copy !req
587. I'm dedicated.Copy !req
588. I've been working in this
roach motel for nine years.Copy !req
589. Yeah, you gonna work weekends and holidays?Copy !req
590. Christmas Eve, Thanksgiving Day?Copy !req
591. - I have a kid.
- Yeah, me too.Copy !req
592. That's why the assistant manager
works Christmas and holidays.Copy !req
593. You're just offering her the
job because she blows you.Copy !req
594. I'm right here.Copy !req
595. No.Copy !req
596. I mean, it's a great side benefit.Copy !req
597. You leave your order up under
that heat lamp any longer,Copy !req
598. your tuna melt's gonna need sunscreen.Copy !req
599. Think about that assistant manager thing.Copy !req
600. You'd be great at it.Copy !req
601. Did Professor Youens grade
my dynamical systems paperCopy !req
602. or did you?Copy !req
603. Uh...Copy !req
604. Yeah, this was me.Copy !req
605. I deserve way better than a D.Copy !req
606. Uh...Copy !req
607. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
608. You... you plagiarized it, dude.Copy !req
609. "Qualitative behavior of dynamical systemsCopy !req
610. or equations of motions
that are primarily mechanicalCopy !req
611. can impact solutions of
differential equation"...Copy !req
612. You sound like a Nobel Laureate.Copy !req
613. You know why you sound
like a Nobel Laureate?Copy !req
614. Because you were. You
lifted it from Ketterle.Copy !req
615. No, I didn't.Copy !req
616. What, you want me to Google it?Copy !req
617. All right, listen, rewrite
it in your own words,Copy !req
618. hand it back to me tomorrow,
I'll only knock you downCopy !req
619. one letter grade, all right?Copy !req
620. Thanks.Copy !req
621. He a friend?Copy !req
622. No.Copy !req
623. You could have had him expelled.Copy !req
624. Yeah, well, the kid seemed
like he needed a break.Copy !req
625. So you assumed the
decision on what to do nextCopy !req
626. was in your purview as
my teaching assistant?Copy !req
627. Uh...Copy !req
628. I don't think he's gonna do it again.Copy !req
629. You...Copy !req
630. should consider teaching.Copy !req
631. - Teaching?
- Yeah.Copy !req
632. The noble act of passing
on knowledge to hungry mindsCopy !req
633. starving for something to pull them outCopy !req
634. of their shallow little Facebook worlds?Copy !req
635. I hear the pay kind of sucks.Copy !req
636. That your objective in life?Copy !req
637. An unconscionably large paycheck?Copy !req
638. Yeah, sounds all right to me.Copy !req
639. Plus, you know, the
student loans are piling up.Copy !req
640. Are you even intending to
repay your student loans?Copy !req
641. Uh, no, no. Probably not.Copy !req
642. So why not then use your
talents for somethingCopy !req
643. more challenging than
managing a hedge fund portfolioCopy !req
644. and paying off your Ferrari?Copy !req
645. Think about it.Copy !req
646. My boyfriend, Derek, the
baby's father, is running late.Copy !req
647. Uh, when he gets here, can you
ask someone to send him back?Copy !req
648. Sure, honey.Copy !req
649. Debs, did you get my textCopy !req
650. about picking up hamburger buns?Copy !req
651. Nah, it's me.Copy !req
652. Carl!Copy !req
653. Oh, my God!Copy !req
654. Holy shit!Copy !req
655. Hi! When did you get out?Copy !req
656. - This morning.
- Why didn't you call?Copy !req
657. Oh, Jesus, your hair.Copy !req
658. Nice, huh?Copy !req
659. Uh, it's different.Copy !req
660. I thought you had another couple months.Copy !req
661. Got out on good behavior.Copy !req
662. Yo, what's up, my nigga?Copy !req
663. Cracker.Copy !req
664. Wow, your voice. It
dropped, like, two octaves.Copy !req
665. Yeah, my testicles dropped too.Copy !req
666. How'd you get home?Copy !req
667. G-Dogg picked me up from Kewanee
this morning, drove me back up.Copy !req
668. Are you hungry? You must be.Copy !req
669. Nah, we hit Popeye's on the way back.Copy !req
670. Could I have a friend sleep over?Copy !req
671. Is it G-Dogg?Copy !req
672. Nah, just a kid I met.Copy !req
673. A kid? Sure.Copy !req
674. That'd be great,Copy !req
675. and we should have a party,
a... a welcome home party.Copy !req
676. Right? The whole family.Copy !req
677. - Yeah.
- Does that sound good?Copy !req
678. Okay.Copy !req
679. It's really great to have you home.Copy !req
680. Yeah.Copy !req
681. It's good to be home.Copy !req
682. Say hi to Yevgeny like you care.Copy !req
683. What's up, little man?Copy !req
684. You're getting big.Copy !req
685. You never know when they're watching.Copy !req
686. Oh, what, that fat fuck?
Could give a shit, believe me.Copy !req
687. All he's thinking aboutCopy !req
688. is whether to have extra helpingsCopy !req
689. of kielbasa or pierogies
at his mom's tonight.Copy !req
690. I got another job for you.Copy !req
691. Joe Francetti, C block, 602.Copy !req
692. They pay $2,500, but you
must stab him in the eye.Copy !req
693. - Dead or blind?
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
694. - Either way.
- What's my cut?Copy !req
695. Same as last time. Fifty/fifty.Copy !req
696. He just gonna sit back
there the whole time?Copy !req
697. Lots more jobs coming in.Copy !req
698. We make a lot of money with you in here.Copy !req
699. Fine, look, why don't you
take the milk sucker and scram?Copy !req
700. I want to talk to Ian.Copy !req
701. Hey. In the eye, yes?Copy !req
702. - Yes.
- In the eye.Copy !req
703. In the fucking eye. I got it.Copy !req
704. Thanks for coming back.Copy !req
705. Yeah.Copy !req
706. Svetlana paid me.Copy !req
707. You look good.Copy !req
708. Got a new tattoo.Copy !req
709. Did it myself. Hurt like a son of a bitch.Copy !req
710. Jesus.Copy !req
711. It looks fucking infected.Copy !req
712. Kind of hard to round up
a clean needle in here.Copy !req
713. Gallagher's spelled with two Is.Copy !req
714. No, it's fucking not.Copy !req
715. Fuck.Copy !req
716. Been thinking about you.Copy !req
717. You ever think of me?Copy !req
718. Gonna wait for me?Copy !req
719. You're here for 15 years.Copy !req
720. Yeah, but I'll be out in
eight with overcrowding, so...Copy !req
721. You tried to kill my sister.Copy !req
722. Half sister, one.Copy !req
723. Two, like you give a shit.Copy !req
724. Bitch had it coming,
calling fucking MPs on you.Copy !req
725. Time to wrap it up.Copy !req
726. Will you?Copy !req
727. Wait?Copy !req
728. Let's go. Move it in.Copy !req
729. Fucking lie if you have to, man.Copy !req
730. Eight years is a long time.Copy !req
731. Yeah.Copy !req
732. Yeah, Mickey, I'll wait.Copy !req
733. Heh-hey.Copy !req
734. - What are you doing home, huh?
- Yo.Copy !req
735. No 40-year-old professor
coochie on the menu tonight, bro?Copy !req
736. Hey, you know about that?Copy !req
737. Dude, you've been sneaking her
in here a couple times a week.Copy !req
738. I heard she might be fucing somebody new.Copy !req
739. Oh, yeah? Where'd you hear that?Copy !req
740. Around.Copy !req
741. Hey,Copy !req
742. probably just a rumor, you know,Copy !req
743. but you should definitely be lining upCopy !req
744. some age-appropriate dorm snatch.Copy !req
745. Have it in your pocket for when, uh,Copy !req
746. Professor Kinky bails on you.Copy !req
747. Hi, Mrs. D. Is Derek here?Copy !req
748. No, sorry.Copy !req
749. Uh, we were supposed to meet
someplace kind of importantCopy !req
750. today, but he never showed up.Copy !req
751. I tried calling him, but
I guess his phone's off.Copy !req
752. Can I leave a message for him to
call me back when he gets here?Copy !req
753. He's not coming back.Copy !req
754. Wh... what?Copy !req
755. His father took him to the airport.Copy !req
756. He's moving to Florida to
live with his grandmother.Copy !req
757. You won't be hearing
from him again, Debbie.Copy !req
758. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
759. Wait, what?Copy !req
760. What?Copy !req
761. He can't go to Florida!Copy !req
762. He can't go to Florida!
He's the father of my child!Copy !req
763. I'm carrying your grandchild!Copy !req
764. Fourteen and already a
convicted drug trafficker.Copy !req
765. I got to tell you, son...Copy !req
766. I couldn't be prouder.Copy !req
767. I hope hopes for Lip, but
with him in college nowCopy !req
768. and this one punching a clock,
I was afraid none of my sonsCopy !req
769. were gonna follow me
into the family business.Copy !req
770. - I love you.
- Ignore him.Copy !req
771. No, it's important that you know that.Copy !req
772. I really love you.Copy !req
773. Sure, Frank.Copy !req
774. Call me Dad.Copy !req
775. Which nobody can deny.Copy !req
776. That's all they had left.Copy !req
777. - Hey.
- All right.Copy !req
778. - These my eggs?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
779. He didn't even make a wish.Copy !req
780. So, Carl...Copy !req
781. a lot of the kids in thereCopy !req
782. having to take it up the ass to survive?Copy !req
783. - Kevin.
- What?Copy !req
784. That's what everybody's thinking, right?Copy !req
785. Mm. That's my sleepover.Copy !req
786. He didn't answer.Copy !req
787. This is Nick.Copy !req
788. Holy shit.Copy !req
789. All right, I'll show you
around the crib later.Copy !req
790. Let's hit up the boys first.Copy !req
791. Carl.Copy !req
792. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
793. Thanks for the party.Copy !req
794. Good seeing you all.Copy !req
795. Great to be home.Copy !req
796. Later.Copy !req
797. Well, I guess he won't
mind if I eat his eggs.Copy !req
798. And we can still have our date.Copy !req
799. Fishing?Copy !req
800. Sure. I'll get my jacket.Copy !req
801. Fishing?Copy !req
802. How much did you have to pay
your friend to let us in here?Copy !req
803. Oh. Nothing.Copy !req
804. I was holding for him one
time when I was busted,Copy !req
805. and I didn't rat him out.Copy !req
806. Lance owes me big-time.Copy !req
807. You thought any more about
that assistant manager job?Copy !req
808. What?Copy !req
809. I don't know. Management?Copy !req
810. Wouldn't everybody hate me?Copy !req
811. Well, everyone doesn't hate me.Copy !req
812. Sure, they do.Copy !req
813. Everybody hates their boss.Copy !req
814. That's, like, part of the
all-American birthright.Copy !req
815. It's life, liberty, the
pursuit of happiness,Copy !req
816. and hating the fucking asshole
that you have to work for.Copy !req
817. Well, you already have a felony conviction,Copy !req
818. and people are gonna be
reluctant to give you a chance,Copy !req
819. but with a little management
experience on your résumé...Copy !req
820. it'll make that next job easier to get.Copy !req
821. Yeah, doing what?Copy !req
822. I don't know. Sales.Copy !req
823. You can run an office or
work at the Midas Muffler shopCopy !req
824. or the Carpet Warehouse.Copy !req
825. A muffler shop?Copy !req
826. Well...Copy !req
827. you'd really be helping me out.Copy !req
828. There's nobody I trust more.Copy !req
829. - Okay, I'll do it.
- Really?Copy !req
830. Don't make me think about it for too long.Copy !req
831. - Okay.
- I'll back out.Copy !req
832. Okay.Copy !req
833. Yeah, okay. Great.Copy !req
834. This is fucking stupid.Copy !req
835. Yo.Copy !req
836. Did you fuck her?Copy !req
837. - What?
- Did you fuck her?Copy !req
838. Shit! Stop!Copy !req
839. Fucking stop!Copy !req
840. Shit!Copy !req
841. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
842. Stay away from her! You
stay the fuck away from her!Copy !req
843. Stay away from who?Copy !req
844. From her! From Helene!Copy !req
845. From my mom?Copy !req
846. Huh?Copy !req
847. Stay away from my mom?Copy !req
848. Get the fuck...Copy !req
849. get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
850. Fuck.Copy !req
851. Making a bed for Nick.Copy !req
852. Wouldn't he be more
comfortable on the couch?Copy !req
853. Likes the floor.Copy !req
854. Was in solitary for, like, a year.Copy !req
855. Can't sleep in a bed.Copy !req
856. I'll be right there, Nick.Copy !req
857. He likes me to have
his back in the showers.Copy !req
858. Makes him feel safe.Copy !req
859. He doesn't know any better.Copy !req
860. He's been in juvie since he was nine.Copy !req
861. What was he in for?Copy !req
862. He set his dad on fire.Copy !req
863. Accidentally?Copy !req
864. I don't think so.Copy !req
865. Otherwise they wouldn't have been ableCopy !req
866. to charge him with murder.Copy !req
867. - How old is he?
- Eighteen.Copy !req
868. Had to let him out 'cause of his birthday.Copy !req
869. He was living on the streets.
Said he could crash at my crib.Copy !req
870. He's my brother from another mother.Copy !req
871. You feel? We're tight.Copy !req
872. Don't forget to take your meds.Copy !req
873. Debbie?Copy !req
874. Go away, Fiona.Copy !req
875. What's up? Are you okay?Copy !req
876. Just go away, Fiona.Copy !req
877. Please.Copy !req
878. You know you can always
talk to me if you need to.Copy !req
879. It was so hot.Copy !req
880. You were sweating,Copy !req
881. and you had all that
salt on your upper lip.Copy !req
882. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
883. I licked it off.Copy !req
884. You loved that, didn't you?Copy !req
885. My God, I love you.Copy !req
886. What?Copy !req
887. You crazy kook.Copy !req
888. You're gonna get us in trouble.Copy !req
889. All right, all right, all right, all right.Copy !req
890. You keep quiet, okay?Copy !req
891. No yelling or anything like that.Copy !req
892. I love how lusty you are.Copy !req
893. You ready?Copy !req
894. Oh, my God, I love your breasts.Copy !req
895. Oh, baby.Copy !req
896. Oh, it's so good.Copy !req
897. Mm.Copy !req
898. Oh, God.Copy !req
899. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
900. Oh, baby.Copy !req
901. It's so good.Copy !req
902. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
903. Oh, God.Copy !req
904. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
905. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
906. You get on top.Copy !req
907. Love it when you're on top.Copy !req
908. Oh, God, baby.Copy !req
909. Yeah.Copy !req
910. I like to feel your breasts.Copy !req
911. Your beautiful breasts.Copy !req
912. Oh, God, yes.Copy !req
913. Oh, God, baby.Copy !req
914. You a sick fuck, Gallagher!
Get the hell out of my cemetery!Copy !req
915. I warned you! Didn't I warn you?Copy !req
916. I warned your dumb ass!Copy !req
917. Get your ass out of my cemetery!Copy !req
918. You crazy motherfucker!
Get the hell out of here!Copy !req
919. Fuck you! Jesus!Copy !req
920. Get out of here! I hope you rot in hell!Copy !req
921. All right.Copy !req
922. - You beat up Dylan?
- Shh. I didn't know...Copy !req
923. - You beat up my son?
- I didn't know he was your son!Copy !req
924. - Are you out of your mind?
- Professor? Tiffany Thomas.Copy !req
925. Yeah, I was in your Intro
to Ethics last semester.Copy !req
926. What were you doing coming over
to my house without calling?Copy !req
927. - I didn't know who he was.
- Okay, but what were you doing?Copy !req
928. Were you spying on me? Are you insane?Copy !req
929. You have no right to be anywhere
near my family or my house.Copy !req
930. I know.Copy !req
931. Yeah, you're right. It was stupid.Copy !req
932. I'm... I'm really...Copy !req
933. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
934. Is Dylan okay or...Copy !req
935. He will be.Copy !req
936. He's a tough kid.Copy !req
937. He wrestles at Yale.Copy !req
938. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
939. His right eye is pretty swollen.Copy !req
940. - Says you hit hard.
- Yeah, he hits hard.Copy !req
941. I mean, I think he nearly
broke a rib or something.Copy !req
942. You know, I thought your sonCopy !req
943. was, like, ten,Copy !req
944. off in prep school or something.Copy !req
945. Tiffany Thomas?Copy !req
946. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
947. Guess I was... I was feeling
a little sorry for myself.Copy !req
948. Did you remember her from class?Copy !req
949. Not really very memorable.Copy !req
950. Is she?Copy !req
951. Oh.Copy !req
952. What are you doing, Frank?Copy !req
953. I'm just watching you sleep.Copy !req
954. Oh, Jesus Christ, you're
really starting to creep me out.Copy !req
955. Are you looking out for yourself?Copy !req
956. Doing breast self-exams?Copy !req
957. You know, cancer can sneak up on you.Copy !req
958. Fiona!Copy !req
959. Why are you wet?Copy !req
960. Oh, a misunderstanding with the landscaper.Copy !req
961. I'm gonna take a shower
in a minute, get warm.Copy !req
962. Fiona!Copy !req
963. Fiona!Copy !req
964. Fiona!Copy !req
965. What?Copy !req
966. Stop yelling.Copy !req
967. Can I help you?Copy !req
968. Are you Fiona?Copy !req
969. Yup.Copy !req
970. We're Derek's parents.Copy !req
971. Debbie's friend Derek.Copy !req
972. We'd like to talk to you about the baby.Copy !req
973. What baby?Copy !req
974. Derek and Debbie's baby.Copy !req
975. Holy shit. What else did I miss?Copy !req
976. What?Copy !req
977. Nice panties.Copy !req
978. They help me feel closer to her.Copy !req